/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, and ILUNA!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers. Fujo, yume and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread:>>34168109

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!

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sonny LOVE

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miss wife.......one whole week with no wife.....again....

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Thank you for making the thread I miss my husband

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noctyx rabu

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Last thread proved that Mystakes should be gatekept from these threads once and for all. Nothing but doxfags and schizos. But you fags will let them keep on posting regardless. Retards.

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wuca love! breeding and knotting pls

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I'm sorry quildren but Ike is 100% uncut, the only people here that are cut are muslims/jews

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>>34245303
He's cute and I like him

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News:
Luxiem Kirabase Cafe Collab starts Oct 10th: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1575062767274426368
AGF 2022 Merch Releasing Nov 10th online:
https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/k8-rpd1n_sj
Alban on Hachigaku Radio with Oliver Oct 20th https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1570487733801594880
Noctyx 6 month merch (minus puppets) Now being sold at Seattle, LA, and Chicago Animate locations: https://twitter.com/AnimateUSA/status/1570443597371281410

Merch on sale:
Luxiem Puppets
NijiEN Petit
Luxiem New years VP (Ends Sept 30)
Aster Bday goods (Ends Oct 1)
Retro Roman (fans and pins end Oct 10)

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>>34245528
Boys on break:
Yes

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>>34245513
You mean people /here/ actually WANT a cut oshi?

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Upcoming streams:
Aster Minecraft (1hr): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Cb74fZRcQ
Uki Papers Please (3hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBQgD0T6Z3g
Sonny and Alban Dying Light (6hrs):
Alban- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eixcLlezzuU
Sonny- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7iEUcRsG4s

Rape correction:
Kyo setup review (6hrs)
Ren Genshin (8hrs)
shu

>BOB (boys on break)
Vox (8 days left!)
Ike (Less than 1 week left)
Luca (Less than 1 week left)
Fulgur (~3 days left)

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>>34245608
this boys on break list get longer and longer...shu might as well be there too

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>>34245608
uki said he wants to take another break soon too

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>>34245574
aren't cut dicks more sensitive than uncut?

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>>34245513
I don't know what cut or uncut means in practice I don't know how they work I have never seen an actual dick I'm literally a lesbian I know jack shit about male anatomy this discussion means NOTHING to me he can have whatever I don't care

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>>34245705
The opposite is true. Cut guys need lots of stimulation to get off.

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>>34245438
mystakes have gaslit these threads into thinking their schizo behavior is cute instead of obnoxious, it sucks but what can you do

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>>34245694
Uki takes a break every other week

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Just one more week... I made it so far, I can wait it out

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>>34245574
I think those are people that think phimosis is how regular uncut dicks look like.
>>34245749
In practice there shouldn't be a big difference unless the person who cut it had no medical training, it could lead to cutting of too much and being mutilated from birth. Also you become less sensitive as time goes on if you're cut which results in having to use viagra beyond 50 yo.

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i miss him
>>34245749
same

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so all the guys are uncut is the conclusion we've come to?

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>>34245608
Sorry for the inaccuracy, Aster “gold star sticker that says good job on it tier cover” Arcadia is live

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>>34245928
putting a big "you tried" sticker on his cover and giving him a pat on the head

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miss wife miss wife miss wife miss wife

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>>34245922
god I hope so

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Why are Mystakes the new boogeyman? Seems like you can't even breathe without getting called a "schizo Mystake" nowadays.

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Can't wait for the new sonnyban rrats soon.

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New yume art of husband just dropped

https://twitter.com/debbielu9972/status/1575522705759440896

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>>34246055
Just one wierdo with a grudge

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>>34245922
Out of them all Alban is the only one I can see having a decent chance of being cut, good thing for him that he's one of the anal sluts.

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Why is there no fanart of the guys with >our child? I know it's way too niche but it'd be cute

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>>34245873
Humu humu, I still don't get why or how this comes to be, and I don't really want to know, but thanks I guess? In my head, he has the ken doll situation down there for my own convenience and because I really couldn't care less, he doesn't need any genitalia to do the despicable things I want him to do to me.
>>34245877
High five

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>>34246153
I swear vox has a few, but it’s probably with sonas and I didn’t save em.

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>>34246153
it would be cute but it's probably because it doesnt work for most yumes unless its just an identical mini version of the guys

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>>34246153
I guess you could see Shu and Yamini as sort of that though I think he retconned Yamini to be his nephew or something instead

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>>34246055
>>34246148
Mystakes are singlehandedly responsible for the worst shitposting and derailments these threads have ever seen, can you really blame people for being wary?

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>>34246365
yamini is his kid, i will ignore shu saying its his nephew

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>>34246593
I can't believe ike is a shotacon

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>>34246593
IKE DON'T DO IT

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>>34246631
Truly, truly surprising.

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Sounds like hot schizo on schizo action going on around here, but in more important thoughts

Comfydants I am so sorry

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>>34246593
IKE NO

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>>34246651
>>34246704
Too late

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>>34246631

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>>34246701
wife is taking three days off to suck shota cock and get gangraped by baras it's ok.....haha....

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>>34246716
rip yamini...

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>>34246631

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>>34246716
>says he ate yamini
>is actually just keeping him in his basement as his sex slave
ike............

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>>34246701
I hate ffxiv

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>>34246778
"Eating" someone can mean a lot of things especially coming from a weeb who's trying to be japanese. He didn't lie!

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>>34246822
I wish he would never play it again it's boring as fuck

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>>34246759
>>34246851
ToT shota Hoeru brothers

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>>34246153
I look at shota art of my husband and think of it as our child.

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>>34246860
I stopped watching them after the second one or so, the game is ugly to look at on top of being boring

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>>34246918
Tiny ToT

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>>34246942
i should do this since my oshi has so many

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>>34246822
>>34246860
>>34247001
glad to know i'm not the only one. i liked the interactions with ID that it spawned but would much prefer those happening in a setting like the anime totsu instead.

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>>34242600
I'm still thinking about the fact they didn't give him his choker. It might be silly but I couldn't enjoy the cafe art/merch at all due to it. That thing cuts straight through his neck. Forget not being able to breathe, his head should've fallen right off...

I'm honestly not even sure why it bothers me so much. I guess because it just has the same energy as those kids toys where they get basic details about the characters wrong because the producers don't actually care about the show, they just want to exploit children for money. Of course the money is all most producers are going to care about, but if you're going to sell me a character you can at least put in the bare minimum effort to make sure it still looks like the same character!

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>>34246238
i will just accept that my genes are weak

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>>34247501
atleast sonny gets drawn with kids, him saying he wanted to be a dad and have a family spawned cute fanart

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>>34247500
it bothers me because it could only be out of either 1) carelessness or 2) they thought his design was ugly so they changed it. i'm leaning towards 2 because unless they were given a picture of only his head and then never bothered to look up any other references, there's no way they got his eye tattoo (the element fanartists often forget to include) right and missed his throa2 and his limbs.

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>>34247501
My hair is now blonde

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>>34246716
>>34246717
Oh to be a very smol loli that gets to curl up in Ike's lap and he holds me close while he whispers sweet things in my ears or reads a story while lovingly caressing my hair. T o T

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I'm asking here again since it's a new thread and maybe there are other potterheads later on... do you agree with the houses the boys got sorted into?

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>>34247828
i never read hp but @ me when we start discussing homestuck again

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>>34247873
Here.

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>looks at my vod catchup list
>117 videos
Haha well now's as good a time as ever to knock some of these down haha....

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>>34247500
it's ugly and un-natural because he's literally THE cyborg. It felt rude as fuck for it being his first ever merch outside niji and they fucked up his design like that

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>>34247828
i still think luca shouldve been a hufflepuff and kyo should be a slytherin

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>>34247745
To be gently groomed by him is the dream...

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>>34247903
I had the perfect opportunity to catch up during his break and watched 0 vods

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>>34247828
Looking at their overall qualities I think the list is pretty accurate. Some of them feel like they could be in either of two houses like Vox would also fit well in Hufflepuff I believe but Gryffindor is a good fit

>>34247898
That Homestuck conversation will forever be a part of this thread's history.

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>>34247898
why the everloving fuck does this exist and why does shu's fit him like a glove

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>>34247828
I feel like Sonny should be a slytherin which might be a controversial choice, but hear me out. He's quite calculated, which can especially be seen in his approach to games. Whenever he discusses his approach to both streaming and life in general, it's all pretty methodical and designed to minimize long-term risk. At the very least I would not put him in gryffindor, as I would not in any way consider bravery his defining characteristic.

Fuuchan is a hufflepuff and I'm standing by that decision. Ravenclaw for him is a really weird choice. He might like reading and watching video essays, but he approaches it as fiction and fun trivia and has no particular drive to accumulate knowledge for knowledge's own sake. In fact he has stated multiple times that he really dislikes school. Sorting him into ravenclaw feels very surface level "likes books = nerd."

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>>34247898
It's bothering me that Vox and Shu got their hair highlights, but Ike is just one solid color

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>>34247828
I don't agree with Vox being in Gryffindor, I think he should be in Slytherin. Old prestigious family, ambitious and suave. Sonny doesn't feel right in Gryffindor either, but I genuinely wouldn't know where to sort him apart from Slytherin

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I like that there's no mean girls levels of infighting here. Everyone just horny and wants all the guys to fuck eachother or y/n.

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>>34247898
Karkat would make a good vtuber desu

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>>34248191
Unless you're a Mystake...

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>>34248253
Isn't that just one anti who can't shut up about how much they hate Mysta? I don't really consider that infighting between fanbses.

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>>34248202
karkat is the wave 7 heeltuber

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>>34248189
most of their houses are based on their personalities so idk if old prestigious family mattered, vox was the one who said gryffindor or ravenclaw for himself iirc

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Mystery recording with aruvn… Mystery recording during edf…. What is he cooking

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>>34248058
I hate how reading through the thread at the time made me reminisce about it. I had to go back and watch/listen to all the old flash animations

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>>34248473
aruvn posted something recently but idk if it hints to vox

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>>34248058
Had to do something to keep the thread alive during the clockpocalypse.

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>>34248473
Recording my commissioned sex voice pack

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>>34247828
I will not elaborate but Alban should be in Ravenclaw.

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>>34248629
Fulgur go back to archiving the sex fics

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>>34247828
yes wife is a hufflepuff no i will not take my meds

>>34247898
Milord as a fuchsia blood makes so much sense...and Shu looks really hot TOT
Ike looks weird, I guess it's because of the black hair, Mysta looks cute (bronze blood very fitting too) and Luca is perfect.

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>>34248477
I ended up listening to the OST all afternoon... and bless the anon who made a Enna as Damara edit and the one who made the Ren one.

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>>34247898
So shu is a clown? Can’t wait for the honks

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>>34248741
>gamzee HONKs
>shu EYYYYs
dios mio....

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>>34248694
ike alone in ravenclaw

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>>34248169
I agree with Sonny not being in Gryffindor. The only real trait from the house I see fitting him is the arrogance but even then that could still apply even if he was in Slytherin

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>>34248169
i prefer a blend of lore and personality, especially since wife promotes his lore so much, and an archivist is the definition of accumulating knowledge for knowledge's sake, so i'm good with him being in ravenclaw.

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>>34248793
It kind of fits with how rarely you see him together with others in big collabs and such

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Husband liking sexy better call saul fanart today is very funny, keep going my man

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>>34248835
then you have 3/5 luxiem in hufflepuff and milord in slytherin who befriends him, cute

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i forgot uki is live!
https://youtu.be/lBQgD0T6Z3g
https://youtu.be/lBQgD0T6Z3g

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>>34248897
A slytherin boy being completely whipped for the aloof ravenclaw nerd that mainly hangs out in the hufflepuff dorms with Shu, Mysta and Luca (he babysits) is an adorable scenario
...I cringed multiple times while writing this, dear god this thread

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>>34248169
didn't sonny get gryffindor on the test though? obviously he is much cuter and usually less pathetic but i think ewiwa calling him peter pettigrew in the stream was funny and not inaccurate. too bad we don't have more examples of a "bad" gryffindor to go off of (i dont feel like james potter counts) since rowling was too focused on making it the protagonist house.

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Enna's cousin, I know you're /here/, get your shit together, faggot

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>>34248652
You don't need to elaborate I 100% agree on this

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>>34248781
>shu plays the airhorn instead of honking
imagine

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>>34249009
dont fight the cringe

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>>34248818
I don't know. Even taking lore into account, the way Fuuchan frames his archivist job, he chooses to archive forbidden knowledge in order to oppose an oppressive dictatorship and uphold his own stance against thought policing more than he does it because he doesn't want the knowledge to be lost for its own sake. Given the motivation, even taking into account lore he still seems to fall under hufflepuff's purview more than ravenclaw's.

>>34249016
I don't think the test tends to be very accurate. Partially that's because of the complete lack of nuance in the way houses are depicted canonically, as you discussed. But it's also because which answers are tied to which house is glaringly obvious for most of the questions, so you can game or even just subconsciously influence the results by already having a house in mind going in. I guess I can see an argument for Sonny in gryffindor, but I still think slytherin suits him better.

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>>34247828
i agree with the anon who says sexcat is a ravenclaw

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>>34249471
i'll be real he just looks so out of place next to the others in hufflepuff and i have no idea what being a hufflepuff means but i'm having a hard time wrapping my head around him being in the same tier as shu and ren.

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>>34249769
if you watch wife you know why he fits hufflepuff
>oh but his lore
yes he likes books and he has some knowledge but he also has a room temperature iq

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Demon putting your mouth to use https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1575599892608610309

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>>34249769
>"Hufflepuff is the most inclusive among the four houses; valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members."
i can see how fuuchan fits it

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>>34249769
Hufflepuff is the unity house, basically. Their defining characteristics are loyalty, being hardworking and usually a strong internal moral compass.

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>>34249973
i watch wife, i've never touched hp beyond one movie we watched in class in primary

>>34250005
>>34250017
that explains it better. makes the fact they just chucked the iluna members in there because they didn't know what to do with them even more obvious though

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Sonny is Durmstrang, Soscrofa specifically.

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>>34250207
ren and aster are correct, i cant see aster being anything else since hes a fairly toxic gamer. kyo is wrong i agree.

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>>34250232
durmstrang lambros....

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>>34250367
i meant the ones they chucked in hufflepuff, kyo and maria basically. i'll take your word for ren since i know nothing about him

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>>34250232
You know what, I take back my slytherin judgement, you're 100% correct.

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>>34250232
>>34250419
I can see it...
Sonny, Soscrofa
>The Soscrofa house colour is grey, and the house symbol is a wild boar. Individuals sorted into this house need their space, in fact they often prefer being solitary beings. They have an innate aggression that lay hidden unless provoked.
Fuuchan, Vulpelara
>The Vulpelara house colour is blue, and the house symbol is an arctic fox. Students sorted into this house are generally friendly and value friends and family. They aren’t usually aggressive but they can become so if they feel like their friends and family are threatened.

Vox, Wolverine
>The Wolverine house colour is green, and the house symbol is a wolverine. Students sorted into this house have a reputation for ferocity and strength. They are naturally territorial and never let anything stand in the way of getting what they want in life, no matter how big the obstacle.

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https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1575599892608610309
I need more of this
>>34250419
I love that hairstyle on demon

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If Harry Potter was never written then vtubers would be real and Vox would be making me dinner right now. I'll never figure JK Rowling

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I don't know anything about Harry Potter but it's cute seeing anons nerd out together. Nenmen LOVE!
>>34250580
>every single one of those houses mentioning violence
So did that whole school just wake up and choose violence?

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>>34250694
Forgive*

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>>34250694
If Chobits were real you could have your personal Vox persocom that turns on when you tap the head of his cock (don't forget to peel the foreskin back first) and I could have a wife with removable limbs. I will never forgive CLAMP for dropping so many of their series and leaving them incomplete

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>>34250715
>So did that whole school just wake up and choose violence?
There's a whole history to it but essentially the school became affiliated with the dark arts because one of the most notorious dark wizards (Grindelwald) is from that school and they made a death eater (followers of the big bad, Voldemort) into their headmaster. The school also teaches combat training, they're way up north where it's always cold, so it's just an overall harsher environment compared to Hogwarts

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>>34250715
>So did that whole school just wake up and choose violence?
for the monthly rough sex orgy

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Since it's dead hours
>watching Uki/Aster
Is there any nationality or culture you'd like to see in future waves? The girls seem more pronounced with their nationalities/ethnicity than the guys which is fine but I'd like a guy that taps into his culture in future waves. Personally a french guy doing cooking streams would be fun and maybe someone living in the countryside

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>>34251698
it would be controversial but a black guy, indian or even a spanish guy. i know its not everyone's cup of tea though.

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>>34251698
If a french dude got in I will never stop making HON HON HON jokes

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>>34251698
I want a Latino boy who speaks fluent Spanish. The boys who speak Japanese have been great for practicing my Japanese listening, and I’d like to do that with another boy for my Spanish.

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>>34251698
A guy who's moved to a bigger country (so that he has good enough internet to stream on) from a pacific island in the past few years originally living life away from tourist destinations so he was just immersed in local culture would be pretty neat. Worked with a number of people who did this over the years and their stories, humor and general attitudes towards life were really cool.

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>>34251698
>>34251813
>French guy
I'm still keeping my eyes on Issei Kai, would be nice to have a cute guy who knows both french and japanese and can play guitar

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>>34251808
If a Pajeet got in I would have to stop watching the branch altogether. That accent is like nails on a fucking chalkboard.

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>>34251698
I want a br guy that laughs like this https://youtu.be/h_JJm5ETNSA

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>>34247898
heh

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>>34252296
its why i said not everyone's cup of tea plus theyve already tried having a nijiIN branch and it failed

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Breaksiem... (and fulgur)

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>>34245440
Source?

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>>34251698
i wouldn't be opposed to a french guy if he were fluent in english with no accent

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>>34252994
here you go
https://twitter.com/lion_isCat/status/1575418841467097089

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I turned off my laptop and got ready to sleep and then i got this notification and my blood ran cold
https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1575622990318153729

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>>34253757
He's /here/

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>>34253757
ain't no fuckin way

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>>34253757
no fucking way IKE GET OUT

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>>34253757
I cannot take the fact that Ike fucking reads our stupid horny fics. No goddamn way he read how much we want Fulgur to have sex with his brother

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>>34253757
ike, you cant be here. fulgur is enough

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>>34253757
No one truly stays away from this place forever and he has a little bit of free time on his hands right now so would it really be that surprising if it was because he was browsing one of the threads that inspired this? Main was also talking about homestuck so it doesn't mean he's in here.

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>>34251698
I couldn't care less as long as they're entertaining and the recruiter(s) in Anycolor see something in everyone they've hired so far so I trust them. The vampire in the other company is the best in the wave and I heard he's black. I just care about personality, sometimes voice, and if their interests line up with mine (or if they don't, talk about it enough to the point where they convince me to like it).

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>there's a high chance Ike is reading this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>34253829
He reads ao3, he read Fuuchans novel, so you can't be surprised

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>High chance that the guys read the fic archive on the regular
I wanna fucking leave this reality

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>>34253890
the limit is 3, sonny, fulgur and ike. no one else, i cant handle it if theres more of them

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>>34253757
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>archiveanons (fuuchan) friend who's updating the archive is ike
LET ME OUT

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>>34253953
I said Vox isn't allowed to read slow strokes unless he works on a christmas album but if ike wants to read my bottom of the barrel smut that's his own fucking problem

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>>34253991
FUCK THE RRAT STILL WORKS I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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>>34253991
STOP THIS MADNESS

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Ike you should listen to Homestuck ost trust me
And read some fics, they have tentacles

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>>34253991

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WTF I love rap music now???

https://twitter.com/_gnimeka/status/1575490290512990210

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>Ike read all of the pee fics

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>>34253757
>Ike is here
>He's the archive anon friends
I will die from this information

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does this count as meme magic

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IKE IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE CONTINUE THE CUPHEAD COLLAB WITH MY HUSBAND I AM BEGGING YOU. HE WOULD LOVE IT SO MUCH CMON

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>>34254306
i miss my husband and his platonic husband playing games together

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>>34254306
Seconding this please also I just really like watching people play Cuphead.

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ike please collab and rape my wife

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Nijiwriters Ike.... PLEASE

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>Fulgur and Ike probably told Vox about all of the kindred fantasies in here
fuck

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>>34254306
>>34254404
>>34254517
Seconding all of these Ike come back and play with the needy brothers, give them some love

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>>34254742
>thread talks about vox's dragon dick
>vox does dragon asmr next week
always been

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>>34254742
Sisters we WILL get pregnancy ASMR in the near future with monthly progress slides and everything!!!

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>>34254921
Boy I would sure love it if Vox did a yandere asmr!

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>>34254742
>pregnancy cult growing
>does a pregnancy kink thing in the asmr
I believe this

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ike tell your demon husband to collab with my wife already....incest asmr...please...you can participate too if you want..

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>Spent all month longing after my husband instead of giving him more asmr ideas other than "I NEED HIIM TO CUDDLE ME"
God fucking damnit.

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thanks ike, its been years but because of your tweet i've gone back to listening to the homestuck ost for some reason. i wonder if you'd like them.

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>>34255102
now is your chance, give the demon more ideas

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>>34255122
He would, if he ever read it he would absolutely get invested in the beautiful mess that is homestuck ost, but he will probably never muster the courage to start reading it... He pays a lot of attention to music and sound design in everything, games movies whatever, his autism for that is unparalleled and sometimes downright creepy.

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ld

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>>34255135
Ok
>yandere
>evil scientist where the listener is his minion
>alien abduction (with probing)
>demon summoning
all spooky themed since october's soon

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dying light time!
https://youtu.be/c7iEUcRsG4s sonny
https://youtu.be/eixcLlezzuU alban

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>>34255603
i miss him, 4 more days

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kyo streaming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrt367lqjU

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>>34253991
this was not what i meant by nijiwriters not like this

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>>34255496
The minion one leaves room for so much delicious manipulation. Also alien Vox.....someone to rival my love Box Tenshi......

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>>34254921
Having flashbacks to when we were talking CEO! Vox and then the office asmr happened... Milord... if you're really /here/ pls for sure do a husband asmr or 2 asmrs in the future I'm begging

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>>34256191
Manipulation's all well and good but in my heart of hearts I just wanna be his dumb gremlin minion that he monologues his evil plans to

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>>34255810
he made a community post a few mins ago. he's counting down the days just like us ;____; i miss him so much

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Oh and I also want an asmr where vox is a feral monster and we just pet him for 2 hours. He makes really cute noises and moans.

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>>34256512
3 MORE DAYS LUCAAA, i cant wait for him to come back he had so many ideas he wanted to do

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>>34255135
salesman ASMR where he has to deal with us wanting to dispute a purchase of a shitty product we got from him and he won't budge until we start dry humping.

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>>34256839
the product was a sex toy and he demonstrates just how good it is by using it on you

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Violisko crumbs

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>>34256582
Oh my god. Seiso monster petting asmr would be so incredibly nice. Maybe it can be a part two if he ever makes a werewolf ASMR: the werewolf is tamed and he just snuggles up to you and breathes lightly around you while you pet him and scratch behind his ears. Imagine the cute whimpers T o T

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>>34250945
I need you to expand this idea because it's cash money please and thank you

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>so you're saying fulgur gets dicked down?
alban....................

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>>34257731
sex cat? more like BASED cat.

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Been thinking about the art of Ike holding Mysta and Luca's leashes and the one with werewolf Luca mauling somebody. Ike kidnapping people and releasing them into the woods so Luca can hunt them down as enrichment. He tells them that if they make it to the edge of the forest a few miles away that they are free to go and then releases Luca after giving them a head start. (There's actually nothing for dozens of miles, and the edges of the area are blocked by an electric fence, but he likes giving them hope and snatching it away. It is fun to see the despair on their face through his cameras if they manage to make it that far.) Most of the time Luca just rips them to shreds and proudly brings Ike a limb in exchange for lots of petting and 'good boy's. But sometimes he is a bit horny and rapes them first. Ike is just glad Luca is working off excess energy and getting exercise.

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I like this stream. I got Sonnyban, Violisko, and Sonnina and Knovid crumbs

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>>34258368
Holy sex, this also reminds me that I want Vox to do a "hunts you down in the forest" asmr too

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all right, Sonny totally faked his test results for Gryffidor.

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>>34258368
Oh my god thank you for this. Oh to be a scared shitless victim being chased around and getting knotted by werewolf Luca in the end. He probably has even higher stamina as a werewolf and can fuck for hours.

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>>34258368
god to be used by werewolf luca

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>>34258368
And sometimes his vampire friend comes over to get some adrenaline filled blood!

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sonny and alban really sound like a couple sometimes

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>>34259505
Hmmm I never thought of the possibility that blood with adrenaline might taste better to vampires. Is that why it's more fun to chase victims in movies?

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>>34259640
If not the adrenaline, having blood pump faster through a person's body makes for easier drinking.

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alban back at it again with his raccoon fetish

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>>34259912
He really wants raccoons up his ass

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>>34257721
I have no idea where to go with this... You could make Alban as small as you want... Sonny would definitely own a tiny Alban persocom. I also like the idea of Shu picking Fuuchan out of the garbage and freaking out because he has to essentially finger Fuuchan in order to turn him on. There would be a bunch of Voxes (different versions from his ASMR?) running around because he was originally meant to just be a persocom specialized in cooking but exploded in popularity once people noticed his model was surprisingly good at roleplay. The one Ike owns, which seems to have a programming error since he can't stop confessing his love to Ike despite Ike only using him for his intended purpose, claims that Fuuchan is his brother the first time they meet. I... don't remember Chobits' actual plot if it had one.

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>>34259550
They do, I actually really like that they're not doing the over the top flirting stuff. It feels like they've just settled into a couple dynamic where they don't need to do that stuff anymore because they're past that stage in their relationship and have settled into something more comfortable and know how each other feels without it. I sound schizo as fuck saying this but I have been watching them thinking the same thing.

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>>34260024
I forgot how it ended and whether it was a happy or bittersweet ending.

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>>34258368
holy SEX! New fantasy unlocked oh my god.

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The stream was so fun today, I love Uki!

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kyo and aster watching the office asmr together....?

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>>34261062
I think it was Nina and aster that wanted to do it, but during the 3 minutes Vox was on aster's birthday he said that he gave permission to someone to do a watchalong of it already but asked them not to leak who

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>>34261146
It would be supremely funny if it was fulgur but he would definitely choose something other than office

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>>34261146
kyo just joked about it on his stream but imagine if he actually joined........ what i would pay to see wife's reaction to the office asmr that he has confirmed he watched the whole way through.

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>>34261062
I'm retarded and thought you were talking about The Office the tv show watchalong but as an asmr

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All I need from whoever is doing that asmr watchalong is to call vox after they're done. I wanna hear his reaction.

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>>34261532
that actually sounds hilarious and would be a kino stream.

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>>34245528
voicepack resales end tomorrow!!

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>>34254742
If he sees all my pervert shit it I hope he enjoys it, if the other members laugh at it they're faggots, I post it here for a reason

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>>34262751
I hope he got those posts about giving the male kindred some love. Only want the best for my bros.

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>>34258368
Oh to be be thriller killer'd by Ike's sadism and his cute pet boys

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>>34262965
if i keep posting 'bigmonkeman37 please come home' I'm sure it'll happen someday

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>>34261880
Milord every time a bad joke is said would look directly into the camera with the most deadpan expression and I would pay millions.

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[insert daily demon longing post here] Only a week left...

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uki's with ren playing splatoon

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>>34264494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNGYJ6WVBOk

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>ywn get to see luca ride a motorcycle
why live

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>>34247898
https://twitter.com/TadsDeez/status/1532302967491088384
https://twitter.com/TadsDeez/status/1532351338209677313

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>>34265431
Why must Ike curse us

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>>34256839
>>34256957
holy sex i support this

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>>34254742
god i hope they do

my legitimate belief is that fulgur occasionally swings by here for a brief scroll every once in a while, and definitely sees all the Brothers That. then he proceeds to dm Vox so they can laugh together about it, hence the incest jokes onstream and Vox occasionally lurking the fukuma tag

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wife doko..........

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>>34265431
Mysta being a Derse Dreamer feels right to me, and I figure Luca would be Prospit (prospit on deez n-) but I'm stuck on where to put the other three, and I'm so mad that this is going to be the last thought in my head tonight

Captcha: XXXXS

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>>34267147
you can go by the bed rule! If someone makes their bed, they're prospit. If they're messy, don't make their bed and have a dumpster of a room, they're derse.
With that, for exemple, noctyx would be:

wife: prospit
uki: prospit
yugo: derse
alban: derse
sonny: derse

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>>34267147
IMO Vox is Derse, Ike and Shu are Prospit.
>>34267306
...Where exactly does this logic come from? Didn't Hussie say Derse and Prospit run on the active/passive and offensive/defensive dichotomy? Though even going by that I would've sorted Noctyx exactly the same way you did, so maybe there's something to it.

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>>34267467
it's a very old 'rule' in the fandom that people noticed in the comic. John and jade have tiddy beds, while rose and dave don't make their bed. Same with the alpha kids

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YELLOW ALERT LUCA IS IN SCARLES STREAM if you can put up with how annoying she is

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>>34268093
I think I'll just continue watching the bros zombie adventures

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>>34268388
probably the wiser choice, shes using the baby voice again and i want to kill myself

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>>34268093
THANK YOU

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>>34268093
i thought i can handle ot, but maybe i can't

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>>34268806
ok i lasted for 20 minutes but i cant anymore, im sorry luca

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daily obligatory missing milord post

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>>34269595
good evening kindred. i miss him so much, but there's only 7 days left

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scarle's baby talk was worth hearing luca for 5 minutes

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yeah, sonny would definitely own a small alban persocom.

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>>34269663
all my lucub friends sobbing about boss being gone for 4 days. i miss him tons too but vox has been gone for over 25 and i feel my soul and heart growing hollow.

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going through heavy brothers that withdrawal. rewatched the clip where milord stumbles into wife's stream (drunk?) and rambles in his chat about how he has 3 streams in one day and wife says "voxxy!" in that tone that's meant to be a reprimand but just comes off as helplessly fond instead. i'm losing it

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>>34270328
kindreds are stronger than ill ever be as a lucub, i think we'd be worse than we were those 3 weeks he was at the off collab if it was a month.

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otsonny!! congrats on finishing the main story! these idiots are always funny together, alvin really do just be saying anything that comes to mind. kinda nice they could just hop in and didn't need to spend any time on tutorials or figuring out the game this time... just guys being dudes killing zombo. i still have no idea what was going on with the plot but the parkour was fun to watch and im glad the shotgun seemed to be everything sonny hoped it would be. the final mission was honestly stupid though. cowabunga. would be cool to see them go back to check out the DLC or play dying light 2 in the future! enjoy your food taichou o7

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Can I hide out here? Schizo Mystakes are ruining the main thread again.

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>>34271008
stop posting faggot bullshit like and just talk about what you want

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>>34271170
Okay, schizo Mystake.

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>>34271264
you have been whining about the 'schizo mystake' for two days in two separate threads. just hide posts you don't like and quit acting like a faggot

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>>34271264
i keep seeing people mention schizo mystake but i genuinely dont know what they mean or who theyre referring to

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>>34271333
it's someone living in that anon's walls at this point

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>>34271293
>>34271333
If you don't act like a schizo you won't get called a schizo. Simple as. If you can't see how Mystakes shit up these threads on the regular you're blind.

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stop responding

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any new sonnyban rrats?

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>>34270662
aahhh the lucub who was posting akumafia pics with me is that you?

yeaaah but to be fair to lucubs he had such a banger week and was being super extremely cute right before leaving, plus he was so clingy and reluctant. i mean so was vox but luca is in recent memory, he was so adorable good thing its only 3 more days

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>>34271550
that sonng gives me the heebie jeebies, christ

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>>34271651
maybe, i have lots of pics of them together despite not shipping them because i like kindreds
luca always leaves us after he's been very fanservicy or clingy, he really gives a true bfe of a boyfriend not wanting to leave their significant other alone. i thought it was cute scarle asked if he had anything to say to lucubs or missed them earlier and he said "of course i miss them a lot but its just 3 more days". i dont know how kindreds do it

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>>34271789
fuck yes keep them coming

people who say its only vox providing BFE or fanservice in luxiem just haven't opened their eyes to how ridiculously cute and clingy luca is. he runs up to chat like a puppy every time he has something new happen in his life and i love how he starts begging and pleading for someone not to go when they say good night. he gives off great younger boyish lover vibes, no wonder office ladies and me want to spoil him so badly

milord super extra clingy too, i cant stop thinking about how emotional he got in his last stream. hes been browsing and posting on twitter so much in the past 3 days, he misses kindred too.

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miss wife. world cold

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>>34260024
Damn maybe I should watch Chobits I always see people reference it but the only CLAMP anime I've seen is Cardcaptor Sakura and X.

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imagine a world without mystakes

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>>34262751
Based

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>>34272172
I watched/read it 15 years ago so I wouldn't be able to tell you whether it was actually good or not. I vaguely recall the anime and manga being different from each other, and I was obsessed with the opening theme.

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>>34272161
as long as i have them!
i always think it's weird when people say luca isnt BFE just because he has collabs with girls or doesn't do the textbook BFE pandering things. he's clingy to his audience and always eager to please them, boy is smarter than he shows. i want him and vox to do a collab together even if it's not asmr but just a skit for the yumes.

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>>34270775
That was definitely a good stream, I'm adding it to my Cute Boys Being Bros playlist. Their laughs when they're together are priceless.

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>>34272440
lucas definitely a genius where it counts, hes great solo, in one on ones, and big collabs. he has his ditzy or dense moments but i feel like hes realized their his moe point and will play them up in order to be extra cute.

sometimes i wish he and vox were closer so theyd be able to pull off a skit like that one day...aaaggghhh another akumafia collab please..

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>>34272440
asmr collab where they're out shopping for a gift, Vox for his wife, and Luca for his girlfriend...

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>>34272598
>>34272620
that would be such a cute asmr idea, luca getting tips from vox about what to get because he's the "older" one with more experience. god i need another asmr from luca

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>>34272357
I heard from everyone that it isn't actually good, it has your typical ecchi or harem-level of ridiculous plot but everyone remembers it because it's CLAMP. I like ridiculous plots like that though because it inspires me to make stories just like that but with boys.

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>>34271550
Just as was discussed above, that they kind of come off like a couple now

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>>34272841
>>34272620

i liked lucas car RP, very solid and the parts where he yelled actually made me jump. but i think a fluffy positive RP would be easier to stay in character longer and it would be cute to hear him giggle. vox being the mentor would also play into him being more experienced with rp and he can subtly guide luca through it while in character

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My stomach was on fire for some reason today and I had to take a huge nap and missed Ren's Splatoon stream. Looks like Uki hopconned so I shall watch the VOD to see if I can find some good alien X psychic moments. I shall report back here with my findings.

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>>34272161
Seeing these tweets makes me really miss him rn...
>>34272620
This is such a cute idea... I want Milord and Boss to collab more in general since they're my top 2 in Lux but if they ever did a collab asmr like this I'm ngmi

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>>34272955
Sonny really will just look Briskadets in the eye and fuck Alban in front of them. He will always remind us that we don't get the same amount of affection that sexcat does.

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>>34273012
the issue with luca is he's not great at balancing either feeling, he's either flustered when he's overly sweet or he feels bad if he gets too mean. the closest he's ever had to holding it together live is his bartender asmr and it's only because he was drunk

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any archive anon who can help i tried downloading a portion of the vod by using this
>--download-sections " *30:15-55:00"
but it shows this error
>Usage: yt-dlp [OPTIONS] URL [URL...]
yt-dlp: error: no such option: --download-sections
I wonder what I'm doing wrong

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>>34273229
thats an accurate observation. his weakness is that hes too genuine and cute to rp live for very long. but im just happy to have him try! to be honest i dont really care if he stays in character or not because hes so endearing regardless i have a good time

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>>34273171
i'm sorry briskadet... even though alban flirts with us i know it's all joking and fun for him compared to the parasocial type relationship someone like luca has towards his fans. it was interesting today that they non-stop chatted and bantered when they were playing and didn't have to pay attention to their audience but as soon as it came to trying to post-game zatsu became awkward. it was like they got interrupted and were trying to act natural in front of whoever walked in on them and failing.

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>>34273444
of course, i love him enough for trying even if it doesn't last that long.

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>>34273231
Is that space in the quotations in your command? It should be omitted

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>>34273164
thank you for your service I do not have the attention span to sit through shooter game streams

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>>34273533
aaahhh cute cute cute....luca come home soon....milord milord milord milord its a level 9 out of 10 scale for me missing him today

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I think I finally know what to do with this doodle.

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>>34274073
ive been okay since luca has been tweeting more and showing up in streams now. he went silent for the first 4 days imo and i just wanted a crumb of a tweet

[Anonymous No.]

Proof that it's Mystakes shitting up the threads:
>>34274010

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>>34274510
Kind of figured that out but please stop bringing it here.

[Anonymous No.]

just ignore them.
im a kindred, actually.

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>>34274549
>>34274601
>J-just let the outside invaders shit up the threads, bro!!
Fuck that. Let these "people" know they aren't welcome.

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>>34274649
shut the fuck up, youve been going for 2 weeks when youre the one who enables them. dear god i ignore all your stupid shit but you always post during dead hours repeating the same shit. no one enagages with mystakes except you. id rather gatekeep you because you cant fucking shut up about the mystake boogeymen.

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>>34274713
>I-it's just a boogeyman, bro!!1!
We have actual proof these subhumans frequently raid these threads to shit on Kindred and Comfydants and otherwise. It's not a boogeyman. It's a real, tangible threat that needs to be stomped out. It'll only get worse if you do nothing about it.

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I only care about Sonny Brisko and no one else

c:

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>>34274804
theyre not going to kill my fucking mom, i dont give a fuck what they do

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>>34274921
If you don't give a shit about the state of these threads your opinion about what I post in it is absolutely irrelevant. I'm telling everyone who does care about these threads, as somebody who cares about these threads: you need to make it clear Mystakes aren't welcome here. For the good of everyone, but especially the Kindred who built these threads from the ground up that they so frequently target.

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Damn nigga this is a thread for hornyposting about the guys not a war for territorial dominance

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>>34275189
Tell that to the shitposting Mystakes.

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Sonny is just an eccentric, quirky guy haha...

[Anonymous No.]

Ren is actually pretty good at Splatoon for a beginner. I'm excited to see more Splatoon streams from him. Him and Uki are also pretty chill together in this stream.

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>>34275699
A Splatoon arc would be welcome, the streams fun to watch.

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the halloween collab food and merch pictures came out
https://twitter.com/ac76912/status/1575744685468884992

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>>34275897
>Safe sex on the beach
So non-alcoholic I'm guessing

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>>34275897
God I am so hungry now.....

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>>34275897
the pastries and drinks look so cute...

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>>34275897
No heels for Ike this time but he’s still adorable. The drinks and food look cute too. I guess now we can tell Vox is like a witch/warlock with the cauldron, and Ike some kind of spirit medium/necromancer with the ghosts?

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No wife on the one week I am bedridden
>PAIN
>AGONY even

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>Uki getting actually sweaty in a game to the point where he has to turn on his AC
Why are all the purple boys sweaty gamers in some way?

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Yugo popped in to the Splatoon stream!

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>>34276624
sweaty uki...