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Could you beat everybody in a fight, /vt/?

>> No.34168543

Idk, I just want to coom in gura and mumei

>> No.34168586

>>34168507
You are asking me to go up against superhumans for a bare minimum and against Gods maximum.

Fuck no I won't survive.

>> No.34168589

>>34168507
How the fuck are these arranged. Doesn't Ayame have IBS? How would she be hard to fight? Why is Sana in unwinnable when back hort?

>> No.34168600

i could prob beat all of the girls (except maybe korone bc of the boxing), not sure how big any of the guys are. i'd let marine beat me though.

>> No.34168705

>>34168507
Most of them. Tempura are the only ones I'm not sure about.

>> No.34168709

>>34168600
Anon surely to god you can beat a girl who boxes. Unless you are pure skeleton mode, you aren't going to lose to a girl

>> No.34168720

>>34168507
Stinks of Reddit.

>> No.34168744

>>34168507
I am genuinely one hundred percent sure I could take any one of them in a fight.

>> No.34168785

>>34168709
what if she's like a PRO pro? even if she's small she might know how to do one of those punches to the nose that like kill you unless you have boxers' nose?

>> No.34168787

i will defeat Mio, then breed her

>> No.34168883

>>34168785
I've never even heard of that... kind of sounds fake. Anyway, there's no way she's a pro boxer. Even if she was, you'd only have to be highschool level male athlete to beat her. The best professional female athletes in the world are always mid College Varsity level at best. In fact, the women's US Soccer team that won the world cup practiced with highschool males.

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>>34168589
I'm pretty sure they are sorted by their lore, but I would have to disagree.

>> No.34168920

Idk If I can beat leader. He has a black belt in taekwondo, knows Muay Thai, and is a possible descendant of the rooftop Koreans, which gives you a +10 in firearms.

>> No.34169068

>>34168883
it's not fake i saw it once and maybe korone can do it if she trained

>> No.34169086

>>34168507
You’re a retard OP. Even fucking Watame and Luna could fuck any regular human up. They have magical fucking powers you idiot.

>> No.34169128

>>34169068
I don't even know how you could possibly punch with some "technique" to kill someone by punching them in the nose. It doesn't even make sense. What would you possibly do that would make someone like Korone able to kill in one hit as opposed to Mike Tyson doing a hook right into someone's nose? Why would boxer's nose make you more resilient to it when boxer's nose is literally just having a cut on your nose? It doesn't make any sense

>> No.34169136

>>34168507
I think I could, but I have to rape after each battle

>> No.34169143

>>34168896
Council power creep.....

>> No.34169174

>>34168507
what the fuck kind of scaling is in there? is it composited with their kayfabe and hologra (maybe streamer canon too)?
if we assume RMs or IRL, korone would be in unwinnable because she can actually throw hands. kanata and iroha too because of their grip strength. and there's altare who's a fucking blackbelt
if we assume kayfabes, axel would be in unwinnable since he's a gladiator. probably AZKi too because of the absurdity that she can do based on her MVs
hologra canon would probably best explain why rushia's in unwinnable
fuck it, can this be the stealth /lore/ thread?

>> No.34169201

>>34168507
Everyone on that list except for Sora, Okakoro and Noel lose to my cock.
Last one mostly because i saw what she does to fake dicks and dont want a sex based ER visit.

Yes, even the guys and fake lolis.

>> No.34169231

>>34169174
None of them would be in unwinnable. "Blackbelt" debatably so but there's a very strong chance he's just a McDojo blackbelt. In fact I'd be really fucking surprised if he were a legit blackbelt because that's a one or two decade pursuit with active hard work, not five years going twice a week.
Kanata... Kanata's grip strength is actually absurd so who knows. She really might just be an insane freak of nature

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>>34168709
>>34168883
>>34169128
She confidently said she could win in a fight against anyone in Hololive without breaking a sweat and also takes protein. What makes you think YOU can beat her?

>> No.34169282

>>34169128
it's the angle, i saw it

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>>34169267
I'm pretty sure she could in fact win a fight against anyone in Hololive.
>>34169282
I looked it up, and the myth is a palm strike that shoves the "nose bone into the brain." The nose is mostly cartilage. What nasal bones exist are... I mean it's just not the right shape to do that. It wouldn't make sense for humans to have a skull with some random ass weak point in the literal most punchable part of the face. If you don't trust me, you can look at any number of articles talking about why it's a retarded idea

>> No.34169364

>>34168507
>Could you beat everybody in a fight
Which situation we are talking about?
Irl? Of course, every single one of them. Can even wipe the floor with 4-5 of them at the same time.
In Holo fiction universe? Well, if that's fiction, I can just imagine that I am the most powerful being in this universe and wipe the floor with all of them at the same time.
So the answer is yes.

>> No.34169418

>>34168507
If we're being realistic, any healthy fit man could take out any member of hololive/holostars except for Aruran, lore rise, you're fucked

>> No.34169452

I'd immediately lose to Luna because there's no way I can beat up a baby.

>> No.34169474

>>34169358
no i wasn't talking about a palm, i said a punch. i saw a guy do it one time maybe korone can too

>> No.34169485
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Anyone who thinks they can beat Korone in a fight is legally obligated to post their physique

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>>34169485
Here you go

>> No.34169789

>>34169086
What magical power does Luna have?

>> No.34170018

>>34168507
Probably most of them, unless something like Rushia slitting my throat in my sleep with a box cutter counts, in which case I'm fucked.

>> No.34170102

>>34169474
You saw someone get killed by a punch in real life?

>> No.34170616

>>34168507
How do you think you're evenly matched against Moona?
She can kill giant eldtritch creatures in her lore. The entire list is pretty meh.

>>34169174
>fuck it, can this be the stealth /lore/ thread?
I fucking wish

>> No.34170892

>>34170102
yeah i won't say the guy's name though

>> No.34171037

>>34168507
Noel would smother me with her massive breasts and Botan would utterly dominate me (hopefully).
Otherwise I could beat the shit out of any of them.

>> No.34171070

>>34169174
>altare who's a fucking blackbelt
Dummy westernoid, blackbelts are a meme.

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>>34168507
I will show Korone the power of Judo and Jujitsu I will sweep her onto the ground and mating press her

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>>34169143
It's not just council, Holo EN is pretty powerful in general.

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>>34168507
>Pizza papa and Korone are in Tier 2 even though they've essentially been confirmed to be the most physically fit of their branches
This thread is barely worth acknowledging

>> No.34171413

>>34171070
They're a meme if you got one from a McDojo. There are real blackbelts though

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>>34171357
There's no reason to put Ina for example in top tier if it wasn't about lore.

>> No.34173932

>>34169789
nonce-attraction

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>>34168507
>Watame in Free
>Literally immortal

>> No.34175004

>>34168507
I'm like 190cm 60kg, I'd fuck them all up.

>> No.34175038
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>>34168507
Here is the fixed list.
Rules:
Fight to death, but winning once is enough.
Only the strongest canon forms were used.

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>>34168507
>>34174242
Watamage on her way to crash OP computer

>> No.34175078

>>34175004
Skeleton mode...

>> No.34175109

>>34168507
Every man should strive to be strong enough to carry a woman so that you can run off with her and take her back to your dwellings on horseback. This is the way your ancestors got laid. This is the way your ancestors were conceived.

>> No.34175216

>>34169267
Beat her? I wanna get beaten by her, I want her to stomp me with her big juicy ass
God damn it Carlos stop getting big

>> No.34175244

>>34175109
How many ancient peoples do you think could actually ride horses retard-chama... Shit was insanely hard until stirrups

>> No.34175342
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For the male side I could take on everyone except Oga since all of the Holostars members are twigs that probably never even lifted, by that point the only thing I would worry about is their weapons which their skinny arms probably won't be able to hold for long after I hit them with my V Trigger.
The girls are gonna be a bit tricky, but I am sure that with a future patch I can beat them.

>> No.34175459

>>34175244
Who said anything about ancient people? Your grandparents are your ancestors too.

>> No.34175499

>>34168896
Then all of council should be unwinnable

>> No.34175551

>>34175342
Auran lifts and talks about it on stream.

>> No.34175581

>>34168920
He also knows how to shoot a bow, and I think he said at one point that he owns a gun, so I'd put him higher up than almost all of the girls, to be honest.

Vesper also apparently owns guns and has "dad strength".

>> No.34175693

I'd probably lose to everyone, I'm only a 125 lb NEET.

>> No.34175932 [DELETED] 

>>34168896
Aaactually, Kronii, Fauna are just guardians of the concepts, not the concepts themselves according to the lore. They are bound by their rules, they are in full power of the source of their power. Irys is overrated because hope itself has no value, and she is just a Nephilim. (Not much stronger than Kanata.) They are all one below. Sana is also a guardian, but she is connected to AO, so if you want to find an opponent for her it wouldn't be Kronii, it would be Ina. (Space/Void.) So either Sana is moved down a category or Ina is moved up one. Ame also counts as cosmic, because even though it's only Brit, there are an infinite number of them.

>> No.34175934

>>34169231
Not really, if we're factoring in kayfabe, Rio being unwinnable makes sense because he's a ghost. You wouldn't really be able to hit him unless you have magic powers.

Altare has supposedly been doing martial arts since he was 3 years old. He has Asian tiger parents, so he's type that was forced to do a bunch of sports and learn several instruments as a kid

>> No.34176155

>>34168896
Kronii, Fauna are just guardians of the concepts, not the concepts themselves according to the lore. They are bound by their rules. Irys is overrated because hope itself has no value, and she is just a Nephilim. (Not much stronger than Kanata.) They are all one below. Sana is also a guardian, but she is connected to AO, so if you want to find an opponent for her it wouldn't be Kronii, it would be Ina. (Space/Void.) So either Sana is moved down a category or Ina is moved up one. Ame also counts as cosmic, because even though it's only Brit, there are an infinite number of them

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>>34176155
>Irys is overrated because hope itself has no value, and she is just a Nephilim.
Hope/Despair is actually an extremely powerful concept in Hololive because even the gods can experience it, also IRyS is a being that can exist outside of space and time and demonstrated more godlike powers in her debut. She's also implied to have a rivalry with Bae when it comes to power. (They both think they're stronger than the other)

>Sana is also a guardian, but she is connected to AO, so if you want to find an opponent for her it wouldn't be Kronii, it would be Ina. (Space/Void.) So either Sana is moved down a category or Ina is moved up one.
Ina doesn't have the galaxy+ feats that Sana has. Just because they both serve the AO doesn't imply they're equal and it could very well be that the Apostle of the AO is a far more important title than Priestess of the AO.

>Ame also counts as cosmic, because even though it's only Brit, there are an infinite number of them
The existence of parallel universes wouldn't boost Ame since that's true for all other characters on this list aswell, except for maybe in Gods+

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>>34169485

>> No.34177119
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This Taekwondo black belt would smash you then smash your oshi after

>> No.34177212

>>34168507
>Could you beat up a bunch of women
I mean I guess? I wouldn't really want to but it is within my capabilities as a guy sure.

>> No.34177256

>>34169485
I'm a fat, ugly ouji-sama, I can beat any anime girl in a fight.

>> No.34177270

>>34175342
>>34175551
Aruran can crush an apple with his bare hand, most of Holostars know this

>> No.34177304

I am strong enough to mating press any of them, except for the homos, I'm not a fag

>> No.34177410

>>34169418
>any healthy fit man
So, nobody on /vt/.

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>>34177304
>taking the homos sloppy seconds

>> No.34177507

>>34168507
Are you serious? Koro-san and PPT are the only two I'd even be remotely worried about. Mr. Koro because she reportedly kickboxes regularly, and PPT because one bad move on my part and she'd crush my huevos while I wasn't looking, ending the fight and my chance at breeding hags...
Maybe one of the males if they are actually in shape. The rest of them are Japanese NEET women Anon, the only way they should be able to take any of you is if it's 1 vs. >1

>> No.34179817

>all these retards talking about beating up the chuuba behind the character
/vt/ must have a pretty low iq if so many here look at OP's list and think it's not about the characters they play.

>> No.34180164

>>34179817
>NOOO MUH HIDDEN POWER LEVEL DISCUSSION
Anon we know what op was trying to do.
We just don't care because it's fucking stupid.

>> No.34180544

>>34180164
>hidden
You just confirmed what I said, thank you very much.

>> No.34180740

>>34168507
.Mori
>unwinnable
Just put holy water in her lean.

>> No.34180942

>>34168507
I can beat any woman in a fight.

>> No.34181209

>>34168507
Oga is unwinnable?
Wdym? I defeated him after I threw the love drug at him.

>> No.34183179

>>34180740
Why would holy water help against a reaper?

>> No.34183293

>>34168507
I'm pretty sure that the average fit male would be able to thrash everyone on this list.

>> No.34184477

>>34183293
They talking about the actual characters not the person behind them.

>> No.34185638

>>34180544
>Power Level fag too low iq to read a full post
Checks out

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