/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread: >>34153574

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168119
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168119
mashallah my brother

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/L_A_S_I/status/1574783508966703104
I wish they'd tag stuff like this. It's so good but so hard to find

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168104
Vesper, sir, i need you help.

[Anonymous No.]

What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168579
10 simoleons

[Anonymous No.]

Axel was spotted in Rpr's chat and got modded btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168839
When there's a hole, there's a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168962
Do they even have a twitch account?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_burger_work/status/1575008124234104833/photo/2
Found this gem

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168839
This episode made me realise Rio is a sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168962
has axel ever called someone king before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169009
That looks like a Twitch account doesn't It?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169600
perfect for magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169520
this is literally me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169009
Everyone has a twitch account so people can't impersonate them. Whether they use it or not is another matter.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/63tsxo.mp3

Oh, I can see the board, seething as they cry, every day
Shitposting their pains
I can tell they're clearly gay

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

So here we are
On top of your girl
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
Fuck your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

Oh, I can see your girl, using her real laugh everyday
Even if you're mad
I will still get her dm's

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

Ain’t no one standing in our way
We'll do it again, today
Gura may end up being the last
But don't be afraid
Mori's gonna get her laid
We’ll be the first ones to make a harem
There is no limit
In Hololive
Tempus Boys

So here we are
Using every hole, noice!
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way

So here we are
On top of your girl
You'll die alone
I'll her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
Fuck your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

[Anonymous No.]

People really need to stop making KoboAlt art unprompted because at first glance it looks like shipfaggotry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169520
kek. yeah me last stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170190
KobAlt and what art? They're in no way romantic as far as I've seen

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL SEX

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>>34170258
What... is the deal with that neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170190
Sibling relationSHIP
>>34170258
uoh seeeeeeeex

[Anonymous No.]

I've never properly listened to On Top of the World but the chorus is stuck in my head. Damn you leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170257
You kidding me? Look at the art with no context of a stream. Shit looks like they dating
https://twitter.com/cookiekurimu/status/1574798520955060224

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170296
The neck is actually okay, it just connects a bit strangely to a head that is to small for the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170436
looks completely fine to me

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>>34170383
me too, just the chorus because leader always sing that part

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170383
It's honestly the only good part of the song so that's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170436
I mean if someone knew just Kobo alone and not leader. I doubt they'd think it's shipping because Kobo feels unshippable considering her behaviour and personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170436
They have the same hair color. Anybody who has seen an anime will automatically think they're siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170436
True, but most people have seen the valorant gameplay + phogs between kobo and leader. They got that squabbling sibling energy.

[Anonymous No.]

I could beat everyone in this thread right now in a fight

[Anonymous No.]

jwu and had a dream where I was a schizophrenic and one of my hallucinations was Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171187

Who’s the strongest of the tempus boys?

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>>34171256
Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171250
That wasn’t a dream, it was a premonition

[Anonymous No.]

mag funniest EN? the court skit was actually good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171405
I don't want to be schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171256
Magni - he has highest INT and LUK which will allow him to hit the hardest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171477
don't worry, you'll be visited by 'Magni'. Just remember to keep your windows unlocked at 3 am tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171340
I still think it's kind of cute that Magni and Axel have exact opposite stats. They make such a good team.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for the suggestion, anons.
i will finish this one then.

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>>34171340
Strongest in terms of raw power is Axel but in a free-for-all Vesper is probably the strongest because he can think strategically and exploit the others' weaknesses.
Magni's smart too but he's a simpler strategist, and as a glass cannon would target the more obvious physical threats (Axel, Altare) first, adding to Vesper's advantage.

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>>34171256
Canonically they admitted the strongest is Leader, he can beat all of them in a fight as long as he gets the jump on Axel.

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>>34171340
>axel's Int is just slightly lower than Altare's
>Magni still judged that Altare's arguments were worse than Axel's.
>Vesper being the bailiff means there might have been no way Axel could have been dragged out of the court by him alone

Yeah Axel cannot lose a case considering who is involved, unless Axel was made into the bailiff in the future.

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>>34171721
I don't think uncle nowa is 140kg but you do you haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171721
Imagine being choked my that arm TOT.
Aah tskr anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171846
I thought Altare and Magni said that they could never beat Axel on their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171881
Weak. We have to go even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171995
maybe not in a fair fight, hence the whole getting the jump on him.

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>>34172062
if you go further, you¨ll end up in bara territory.

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>>34172062
Most man, even including fat man, aren't 140kg heavy.
Keep in mind that the mountain is 147kg. Considering he's taller, that's a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172114
That's the point

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>>34171714
I was thinking the same thing, they really do compliment each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172207
But aqua is 148 kg
cant find the meme

[Anonymous No.]

Holding hands with Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171340
I wonder if they'll ever make use of these stats for something creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
You're sentenced to 60 years of torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Sleeping on Axel’s chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Hugging Axel from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172223
You and I have different tastes then. The pic before is great. Peak masculine aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Read a fic with Magni topping where he didn't use his dick at all and I've been having a lot of new thoughts ever since
His coat puts him into tentacle monster territory and I wish I saw more of that shit now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171721
TOT buff uncle nowa happily showing you his catch
Anon love ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Punching Axel's pecs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Drinking Axel's piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172473
You're gonna say that and not link it?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172451
Respectable, different strokes for different folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Tenderly caressing Axel's face

[Anonymous No.]

Axel~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172522
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41977947
The combo of drugs and tentacle hands gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172631
la gato...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172272
Someone feed these girls - they shouldnt be 50kg sticks. It's unhealthy and unethically

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Electrocuting Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172723
doesn't matter if they can get others to dance for them for 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Eating Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171881
pardon my autistic interest toward muscles kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171721
Fish FEAR this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172817
It's fine - i love muscles too. We need more muscular chuubas. Everyone is a fucking stick these days and the heaviest we get is Axel, who's like right in the middle 90kg . . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172649
This just ruined my life, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172935
Where have their weights ever been discussed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172764
I've never understood this meme because I've only watched Stars' and IDs' 3D lives in full in which they were actually live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172323
Being cradled in Axel's arms

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>>34172935
i'd like an actual /fit/ chuuba...

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>>34170436
Anon, you might want to consider you're simply looking for trouble where there is none.

[Anonymous No.]

I love dog men
I love dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173002
Sorry and you're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171340
Being reminded of these stats just makes me think of how much I would love to play a tempus fanhack of GBA fire emblem or FF Tactics or something of that sort

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173248
No and i doubt that will ever happen. Japanese can't portray weight realistically most of the time.
Vegeta and Astolfo have the same canon weight and height . . .

[Anonymous No.]

any drawanon here joining the inktober/holoctober? you can just gacha for Tempus boys if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173577
>Final Fantasy Tactics
>Magni "most likely to betray the guild"
>ARGATH
no....please....I can't let my broshi be that motherfucker....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So is Magni the only one without a het ship?
>Rio is a woman
No stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172649
Same author wrote dingo knotting Magni btw so there's at least some respect for the natural order

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171340
Altare feels like he shouldn't be that strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173904
They made Axel too bestial for me to finish reading it but it seems well written

[Anonymous No.]

>>34172509
What's in the bottle, anon?

https://youtu.be/0RjyhC0Sc8w?t=1217

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gay but I just can't see myself fucking Tempus or them fucking each other except for crackships. They are too bro for me to think of fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173904
Ayo thanks for letting me know

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>>34174686
Tumblr is still a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34171721
Finally some non gay art. Looking cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174757
Not really, but it was a topic in his last stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174686
I can't right now, please edit the bottom pan with the ANTISEMITE OF THE WEEK banner

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the boys at.... Uncle make time go faster, I'm starting to watch other Holopro instead of being a clip watcher since listening to music is getting boring

[Anonymous No.]

magmaid koikatsu delivery

https://files.catbox.moe/9qrtn9.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bf4vaa.png

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS LEADER
LEADER DOKO
I MISS HIMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174686
this is his fault for saying he was gonna take a break week because tumblr's porn ban was rolled back
it was kinda hot when chat started saying he's a babygirl instead of sexyman though

[Anonymous No.]

reedah...i miss him...

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus Senbonzakura when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175319
>tumblr's porn ban was rolled back
UOHHHHHHHH ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174686
The only three I don't recognize. Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34169009
Management sets it up for them just to reserve the name

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170436
Poor Altyume never experienced siblling love :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175578
Green Shirt one at the right is from Baldi's Basics, no idea about the other two, they look like your basic youtuber avatar.

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>>34175522
NTA but it hasn't been rolled back yet, technically. Tumblr's TOS still states that visual pornographic content is still a no-go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175307
I don't get how koikatsu work.did you made this yourself. Because the model looks really good desu

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCBdgntXGYs
Arupapa chill DJ if you wanna to hang out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175674
One is the vampire dad from OK KO and the other is the clock guy from that don't hug me i'm scared thing. Those are the closest I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175674
I think the left one's from ok ko. The middle one i dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175758
>the clock guy from that don't hug me i'm scared thing
Wait what? What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175822
People on tumblr used to draw the clock as a human quite often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175724
AruranxMagni collab when TToTT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174686
>lady dimitrescu
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176022
When Magni learns enough Japanese other than onaka suita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175578
can women be considered a tumblr sexyman? there are a couple in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173554
Thats one hell of a fucking art piece wtf

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/chnbni/status/1574434079314915328
You shitters better give this artist a like cuz this is actually adorable lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176289
shut up and start your stream gato

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>>34176289
>having a twitter account
go back

[Anonymous No.]

Jump Uproar is such a cool series on Holostars Channel, I hope once Tempus get together in the future they can record some content like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>When he keeps talking about nodoka when we collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176536
Would be kino if he does or she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>34175724
DAISENPAI LOVE

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>>34176536
everyone knows nodoka is just his escape goat so people wont ship him with rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176536
>we

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>>34176707
I do find it weird that they barely mention each other, considering it's Bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176801
So far the only unsolicited mention was from Axel yeah? They had worms practice and Bae won apparently

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>>34176801
I bet the rrat got a bit scared because they can actually meet effortlessly, it got a bit too real. Axel is too extroverted to care, he's the kind of person who would give the same amount of thought to an off collab as he does to a discord collab, I feel like.

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>>34176801
Bae and Sana didn't mention each other that much either, and they were genmates

[Anonymous No.]

Axel liked to play NobiHaza, sasuga Dingo.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1575159791101816833

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176862
Doesn't help that both of them are young attractive half-zhang half-japs too

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>>34176707
I don't really see any reason people should ship them though? They've barely even interacted.

They've got things in common, sure, but I feel like they're a little too similar in some ways to be a pairing. It feels like it would be more of a brother-sister dynamic like Kobo and Altare than anything romantic.

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>>34177320
Kimi ga Shine???? Please play it on stream thanks dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34177334
Only Axel is half-jap. Bae is supposedly half-SEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176414
how about u go back to the future and let us know when axel gets the maccas sponsor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34177391
They don't even feel like siblings either. They unironically are just co-workers who happen to be Australians.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HETERODOXXX_X/status/1575131748773478408/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34177654
A true blue collar worker, a mag of many trades

[Anonymous No.]

NOWAAAAA WHERE ARE YOUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this an egg for ants!
I want a zoolander watchalong with Nowa now....

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

they're making fun of our Nowa, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

leader doko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178229
well I mean he won't even actually cook an egg on his P4, what a coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178289
why does he have 4 eyebrows

[Anonymous No.]

SE MUEVE

[Anonymous No.]

there's no proof it moves idiots

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's bgm is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178478
this, show me a peer reviewed study that says it moves

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

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NOWA ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/ybStLGeulnU
https://youtu.be/ybStLGeulnU
https://youtu.be/ybStLGeulnU

[Anonymous No.]

uncle nowa ah ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>34170436
Big fucking deal. If this look like dating then me and my sister who I’ve been fucking for years will be married by now

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA ON THE TELLY

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>>34170436
Hey anon do you happen to be an only child?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Arupapa might be watching the stream to learn english

[Anonymous No.]

>>34177311
People tend to underestimate the size of Australia given how much of it is a wasteland. It is definitely easier to meet than traveling to different countries, but unless you actually want to put in effort to meet it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>chat reflects the streamer
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>i have the inability to think about myself because it fills me with intense existential dread
ME TOO VESTIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178820
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178820
he is just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

TACO BELL HATE

[Anonymous No.]

taco bell is shit

[Anonymous No.]

But the nacho fries perms...

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking News!

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>>34178778
yeah but Australia is pretty much just coast, all of the inside area is a desolate wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

ALTNOWA VR FISHING LETS GOOO

[Anonymous No.]

ALTNOWA FISHING

[Anonymous No.]

>altare just got the perms for a fishing sim VR game he and vesper can play together
holy CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

BOOMER FISHING IS BACK ON THE MENU

[Anonymous No.]

>>34178971
wait... my reading comp reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>he watched dragon ball in middle school
HE IS BLACK

[Anonymous No.]

middle school thots ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>toonami dragon ball in middle school
this man is 30 pushing toward 40

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179056
yes, he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179056
28 season 14.

[Anonymous No.]

>Evangelion
Yeah that'll do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvAtnZWz_6A

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176536
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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>>34179056
Yes, WE ARE, there's wizards in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179028
everybody watched dragon ball z during its americanized cable airing. you are only truly black and or subhuman if you watch dragon ball super

[Anonymous No.]

>Huniepop
H stuff aside I like these games...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179056
>pushing toward 40
he's older

[Anonymous No.]

>Huniepop
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

HuniePop tempus dating sim make it happen

[Anonymous No.]

the huniepop perms...

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /mans/devs, you know what must be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179028
it didn't become a black/mexican thing until it had been like 15 years and everyone else moved on

[Anonymous No.]

vesper wants a huniepop style guild dating sim
get on it faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>Huniepop
OJISAN NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper seaweed...

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper noore
Can't be, I'm not passed out halfway to the show

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow is the day.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader called out

[Anonymous No.]

Sora in shambles, Botan in shambles, time to start drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179255
And Sora

[Anonymous No.]

this oji san is soo cute....

[Anonymous No.]

>mentioning other chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179255
he just wants to amuse nowa… that’s all…

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179056
Yes, this is a thread for ojisans.

[Anonymous No.]

I clicked off when he mentioned huniepop because i don't think i can take the cringe chat will become
tell me when its safe to come back

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't Tempus in Holostars?
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1575132621239042049?t=Ckowdp2POZPmr41oVobVZw&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176536
That reminded me of that /x/ creepy pasta of the face of god
>>34179099
That doesn’t look like Crimson 1

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Magni playing a VR Horror game.

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER LIKES TO FAKE IT IN BED
AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179294
there was zero cringe you coward

[Anonymous No.]

Do I need meds or is Nowa kinda blurry/grainy today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
Iofi probably thought of EN/ID and JP first and then realized JP was too big and split it to live and stars

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper went on sexcations to SEA confirmed

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>>34179306
lofi doesn't see them as men

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
>>34168119

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>>34179056
I watched Dragon ball when it aired too. I remember sitting with all my siblings in the(nearly empty) guestroom enjoying snacks etc watching dragonball when i was 4 to 6.
You also need to know that i watched the German one, which came out some years later. Good time. Yes Nowa is old. middle 30 to 40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
They lost HOLOSTARS perms after forgetting to pay the monthly subscription fee. =(
This is what happens when dingo is your treasurer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179294
Don't come back
You can't handle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
StraEN are just 4 members so far she put them in the EN girls list

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179331
Someone should force him to play Alien Isolation VR

[Anonymous No.]

>eating raw spaghetti
I'm guessing altare means the dough and not the hard stuff in the bags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
wdym tempus are women why the hell they will be in the male branch ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179473
he definitely means the hard uncooked noodles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
i am sincerely hoping we get some proper crossdressing art out of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179487
why the hell magni is the only one who isn’t genderbend in this picture ?

[Anonymous No.]

>raw spaghetti noodles are tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179509
..I mean, I did that once. Because here there is a snack that looks just like raw spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179306
it clearly says "overseas"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179566
magni is already a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179566
Zeta isn't either

[Anonymous No.]

>>34168104
>confirm that they can't even play anything they want because management
Cover truly is a nigger of a company, i like these guys but if cover only wants them to play minecraft i'm done with any cover related product.

[Anonymous No.]

So that's why he died in the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I thought an Elvis was peanut butter and banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179606
Holostars are Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34174977
nice dubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179659
blame the japs

[Anonymous No.]

>everything that comes from Canada is based
Kronies don't look...

[Anonymous No.]

START RUNNING VESPER

[Anonymous No.]

RUN

[Anonymous No.]

KRONII BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179659
I think it's more of an autistic nip problem then cover specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>Everything that comes out of Canada is based except Kronii-senpai

[Anonymous No.]

that's gonna be a good clip

[Anonymous No.]

I will never member Nowa because I don't support his radical pro-Canada stance

[Anonymous No.]

Are Vesties going to bring up Kronii every fucking stream Jesus christ

[sage No.]

almost all of NijiEN BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii...bodied

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper playing with this clock fire a bit too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179659
Cover has a phenomenal recruitment branch but besides that they're a leech of a company

[Anonymous No.]

Chappelle Show is the funniest show that's ever aired

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179796
sagechama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179791
There's a lot of vestie-kronies crossover, actually. He's kind of what some of us wished Kronii was

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179791
I found out during the collab that a lot of Kronii’s greens actually are Vesties. Vesplings are in danger.

[sage No.]

>>34179860
*feeds you week-old subways*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179878
>He's kind of what some of us wished Kronii was
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

Subway BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179898
honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34176140
The "tumblr sexyman" archetype is an idea that goes beyond just men - slightly-to-extremely insane, quirky characters who might have possessive tendencies. This doesn't describe everybody but it is a decent amount of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Subway yoga mat bread...

[Anonymous No.]

>texture is at least 1/3rd of the enjoyment of food
fucking finally someone who gets it. I swear everyone's been calling me crazy for hating food with various clashing textures

[Anonymous No.]

SUBWAY PERMS LOST
(good)

[Anonymous No.]

Firehouse chads, where you at?

[Anonymous No.]

yes please move on. stop talking about clock woman already.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn’t Kronii supposedly work at a subway when she was a teen? Nowa just fucking destroyed her.

[Anonymous No.]

can't help but roll my eyes every time the topic becomes Kronii/Subway since the collab. That was a good stream, but let's move on...

[Anonymous No.]

wasn't it proven that subway's tuna actually contained so little tuna that they're just straight up lying about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179968
Not sure about that but their bread is so sugary it's basically not considered real bread by the Irish

[Anonymous No.]

vesper noooo

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT NOWA STOP SHE'S DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

So the official girl-boy pairing for the boys are
>Kronii and Nowa
>Kobo and Altare
>Zeta and Axel (Tentative until collab)
>Magni and Mori (Not really sure about this one since Mori collabs with all the boys)
Also I don't necessarily mean this as romantic btw

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is a hag!

[Anonymous No.]

Shots fired

[Anonymous No.]

uncle isn't pulling any punches lol

[Anonymous No.]

>Calls kronii a old hag

[Anonymous No.]

Nowas hagmeter

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit nowa

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit he just called her a hag KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179968
Same with the subway bread. The Irish government doesn’t even classify subway bread as bread

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper called Kronii a hag

[Anonymous No.]

Promoted to hag, what a W

[Anonymous No.]

Been nice knowing you uncle nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>SHE SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD HAG
>SHES NOT BASED
>SHES A ZOOMER
he can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did Kronii do to deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna kill him for real

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii will regret it for mingling with the boys, she'll be called a hag for the rest of her hololive days

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't calling a woman old yabai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180062
Being Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180071
what? >we love hags here

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180062
Diddled her dog

[Anonymous No.]

I havent removed mine yet...just been...procrastinating...
Vespy is dead still now tho, GG for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180069
But I thought Hololfans love hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180062
shes very bulliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180062
were do we begin...

but just watch more streams plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180112
I was born without wisdom teeth, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180025
how old does a woman have to be for be called a hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180106
I mean in general, I too am a hagfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180112
If I don't feel any pain or feel them growing at all, do I need to get them taken out anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180141
30+

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180141
25 for cake status, 30+ for hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180069
If she was really a hag I might have actually watched her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180118
We sure do but the women themselves don't take the age or weight statement lightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180156
so hags are just female boomers

[Anonymous No.]

>nowa is off his meds once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179998
Magni and Rio is the girl-boy pairing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180062
her entire bit is trying to be cool while she's a total loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180207
...we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180151
Idk
I sometimes still feel pain so....

[Anonymous No.]

I thought everyone got wisdom teeth out before their 20s nowadays, they gave me a month's worth of vicodin at 18. It was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180055
And she stinks of burning plastic lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180214
Who's the girl?

[Anonymous No.]

i had my canine teeth behind my front teeth and they cut everything open only with anesthetic injections. They then put strings onto them.
Spit blood for months. Had severe case of european teeth - they perfect now but it were 8 years of pain

[Anonymous No.]

Poor vesper being paranoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180141
30+ is the generally accepted but as a real oldfag that feels still pretty young to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180239
I got mine out at 16, they gave me Vicodin. I took it once and it was fucking miserable, I turned the heater all the way up and ended up hiding behind the recliner wrapped up in a blanket and my parents panicked because they couldn't find me and almost called the cops. Opoids, not even fucking once

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180247
depends of who loses the bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180252
After traveling around the world I found out that most countries have such bad dentists, I really don't understand that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179736
Thank you anon, saved.

[Anonymous No.]

I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled at once when I was like 22, only took some tylenol for pain killer. It really wasnt bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii more like croney

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180247
It's obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180239
I am 29 and still got no wisdom teeth removed? I thought wisdom teeths are a thing for 40 years old or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179998
Did Magni interact with an EN/ID girl at all in twitter? We got KoboAlt thanks to the blue siblings meme, ZetAxel because of the cat-dog meme, and Nowa Kronii because of on-stream shenanigans, what about Magni? Is Rio really the most he interacted with in holo outside of his own gen?

[Anonymous No.]

DEATH = CALLI LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.]

nowa is deadbeat confirmed...

[Anonymous No.]

Mori mention!

[Anonymous No.]

Please, stop talking about her, I'm begging you, Please.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is going to be the first Holo Talen to graduate from natural causes

[Anonymous No.]

>I use to not fear death and welcome it, but Kronii senpai put the fear of death back into me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180303
I would say i had good dentists - just were rightly scared of them since every visit meant pain. Took extra long cause of it, but they really liked me because i was always following their instructions.
Also to what nowa just read - yeah my doctor was talking about some shit the whole time to make my mind be on something - can fully imagine him singing christmas songs lmao

[Anonymous No.]

INAFF INAFF OH NYOO PAIN PEKO KFP KFP MOOMS GOOMBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180340
Magni and Daph

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this is a longer zatsu... And that we change subject soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180358
Have you seen how the other holos eat?

[Anonymous No.]

Well the only thing older then death is time, so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180353
I think she legit left a scar on his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180353
Suck it up Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180340
Magni interacted with Zeta more than Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180341
To be fair, he did refer to death as a "her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180282
a middle way from menopause, well if she is planning to have a family

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180426
Magni is really the NTR king

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180282
>>34180156
I'm only 31 and that is not a hag, I'm not 40 yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I never got my wisdom teeth removed and one of them actually came out and is now a cavity because I cannot fucking reach it properly when brushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
HAGLOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
Sorry, hag. I don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
PLEASE BE IN LONDON

[Anonymous No.]

>they didn't get to keep their wisdom teeth as a souvenir just like how you get to keep your circumcised foreskin as a souvenir
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180151
it makes your teeth go croocked as fuck if you don't take it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
I’ll make you a mother right now so it won’t be a problem either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180341
>>34180396
i hate normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180340
He and Risu are "sugar on tomato" frens now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180538
>keep your circumcised foreskin as a souvenir
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
Post hag tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180538
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

nowa…

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180538
theh had to drill and break mine apart so there wasn't much left for me to keep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180358
That would be Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

oji-san...

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call the Kronii Nowa pairing?

[Anonymous No.]

WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
HAG
A
G

[Anonymous No.]

haha...

[Anonymous No.]

hes just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>women get their maximum sex drive at their 30s
anons are missing out

[Anonymous No.]

i can be your friend nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180396
>pain peko

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180538
I didn't get to keep mine, I think it went to the mohel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
Vesperonii

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180538
You don't get to keep your foreskin, far too valuable for the hospital to sell that to cosmetic companies to make foundation makeup
>>34180594
They had to drill through your foreskin? That's fucked up!

[Anonymous No.]

does he get the schizo meme

[sage No.]

>>34179925
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
You don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
Psychological horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>34173724
Oh neat. I totally will. Some of those are obviously suited to the girls more than the guys but I'll try to sprinkle some in. Anyone else going to try? 1 a day is rough though tough to do more than a color sketch that fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180247
Magni, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180690
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
I WILL BREED WITH THIS HAG ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180634
I am 29 old women and still a virgin. So you’re telling me that I will have the best sex of my life if I keep my virginity and do it once I get maximum sexual drive? More reason to save my chastity then

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
>another hag in the thread
HOW FUCKING MANY ARE THERE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
please be in new york city

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
Komm, Süsser Tod

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
Kronii's pairing names have either Kron-, -onii, or Time. So maybe Kronowa, Vesperonii, or TImepire because Nowa is a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>I read this thing... right?

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA NO, DON'T DOXX YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180658
peppelonii

[Anonymous No.]

nooo
Nowa, you'll get doxxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
Grandfather clock

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever, doxx me. I don’t give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
be in London or I'll kill myself instantly

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER DOXXED, TRIANGULATING POSITION, LUBED UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180755
You'd be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
I am 32 and I am a hag. I want Vesper to be my husband and father my children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180331
You probably don't need to have them removed then, it's only a problem because they can start like pushing your teeth in

[Anonymous No.]

UHHHHHHH NOWA????

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180761
Vesperonii is so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180803
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A FUCKING HAG!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa-oji seems slightly unhinged this morning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180797
This one

[Anonymous No.]

>are there hurricanes in europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180797
>Grandfather cock

[Anonymous No.]

Hurricanes don't do shit to Floridians, those fuckers will throw a barbecue in the middle of one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
[Spoiler]Abusive [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180755
What? You thought girls in their prime would watch vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm at work what is he saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
Ma'am if you're in Florida I'll propose to you frame 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
I'll now choose to believe that all of the spoiler tag fuckups in this thread are the tech illiterate hagchamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
Spoilerchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180867
Medb fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
anon your spoiler reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
newfagbro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179791
It's not fair I can't even ignore her in Vesper solo's now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180860
not yet :)

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn’t know this is the hag hangout thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
Phoneposterchama...

[Anonymous No.]

He's so silly... I love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
I don’t believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180875
Can confirm, lived in Florida my whole life.

[Anonymous No.]

unhinge Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

ALREADY BEEN AN HOUR

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
How are you this bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180755
A lot of people here ff14, so not surprising there is a lot of hags. The general over there is mostly woman.

[Anonymous No.]

REMEMBER
ALL WOMEN UNDER 25 ARE CRINGE
WE LOVE OLDER WOMEN HERE

[Anonymous No.]

NOT KRAMER

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180963
MY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180963
I'm burning out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180877
Newfagchama..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180806
>32
>wants to have children
femanon...

at least you can still adopt

[Anonymous No.]

>vehemently denied being Seinfeld because he hates Jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180963
fucking how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
Yes, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180971
CAKES AND HAGS! BONUS POINTS FOR FLAT HAGS WITH WIDE HIPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180963
Vesper is so good at talking streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
Respond if you're in Calgary

[Anonymous No.]

What was that hurricanes in europe joke that was "exactly his type of humor"?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the Larry David of vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181023
> FLAT HAGS WITH WIDE HIPS
thats not sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>it's already been an hour
What the fuck if Omegay was still around I would lose my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180971
I love hags but idk man, i have seen women over their 30s that are really cringe. Mostly weebs or vtubers which I guess it just makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181023
I can't believe I'm finally horny in a /man's/ general

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180934
THIS ONE IS RIGHT- Okay okay, my PC is really really full and kinda fucked up and I need to fresh install it soooo it won't let me bring up the captcha? Somehow? and I HAD to phone post its not my fault

[Anonymous No.]

I think hags are disgusting because their tits become too saggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181049
Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181049
Unironically Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181054
You're not sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181075
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181075
I love magni but man this is a banger female design, I wish it was actually a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181054
My taste is beyond your power

[Anonymous No.]

>HERE I AM
>I WAS ROCKED BY A HURRICANE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181075
I got news for you, anon, tits sag no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA THIS IS DANGEROUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181118
You'll have to wait for April fools

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181075
you know it will happen to your peanut too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180971
Ehhh~? You're attracted to saggy breasts and wrinkles? I bet you get *really* fired up at looking at roast beef. Kimoi~

[Anonymous No.]

So the anons in this thread never saw a woman in her 30s before I reckon?

[Anonymous No.]

Katrina ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181094
>women
>funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34179056
35 or 36.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive had to walk my dog in the eye of a cat 4 hurricane

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181075
that actually looks great. The female version of magni's guild class looks so lit.

[Anonymous No.]

all the boys… are so dumb…

[Anonymous No.]

guys, I watched a few hours of some tempus streams. I think im a homo now. idk what to do about these feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

Was he living in New Orleans?

[Anonymous No.]

"Eye of the storm" is such a cool term

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181054
WRONG

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Nowa, you can be an honorary Florida man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180982
I haven't hit menopause you dumb retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181194
hips not wide enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181155
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181194
>he thinks those are wide hips

[Anonymous No.]

>30 hours
>at a bar
that actually explains alot

[Anonymous No.]

trapped for 30 hours with young and dumb nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181194
PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181194
>hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181150
While they would make it funny as fuck, I don't think they would do it since is a Council thing.

[Anonymous No.]

would you punch nowa if he made a stupid decision

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181075
I'm flat chested and still get mistaken for being underage at 30, so I'm aging well at least and is annoying to get carded for everything. Don't be rude zoomer.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many newfags in this thread today. Where did you people come from.

[Anonymous No.]

This was Vesper, except rain and wind instead of snow and wind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHHLluI7rHg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180755
+1 here, although I'm late to the hag party, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IMPRESSION

[Anonymous No.]

>young nowa is just axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180755
Throwing my hat in, last time we talked about this there were quite a few, vesper hours are hag hours,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181265
Calling bs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not new...I'm just kinda a mini idiot sometimes...just forget a few lil things...
my PC is working now too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181194
WHAT ARE THOSEE

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what vesper's son is like

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181246
>Council thing
ID does it. Not too sure about starsJP, but I think some of them do it too.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't even know there are age limits to adoption

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181273
/∞/
>>34180200

[Anonymous No.]

>here i am
>wasted in a huricane
much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181324
It's best to think that, just run in my family since my sister is this way too and were both below 5 ft in height. I would like to be a little taller.

[Anonymous No.]

> NO! I can't!
> *does it anyway*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181223
A

[Anonymous No.]

>oshi perms lost

Im so disappointed in vesper guys. I cant believe he would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181302
>old Axel will be like Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181396
G

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181391
He always does that, it's kinda funny.
>Can I say that? I don't think I can... anyway, let me tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181454
U

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181454
U

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181381
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181454
W

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181454
T

[Anonymous No.]

oof Vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181265
an actual lolibaba? UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

RAGUUWT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181273
People started superchatting about Kronii so naturally /inf/ showed up and dramastiring faggots looking for ammo are trying to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181481
>>34181483

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181302
He did say he was like Axel when he was young

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181520
>they just learned we have hags instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181540
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181265
Post your cuttingboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181265
mariage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181223
>>34181396
>>34181454
>>34181481

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181520
I'm posting deranged Altare texts immediately after stream.

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER IS DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe Vesper died of Deez

[Anonymous No.]

THEY GOT HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181387
>under 5 ft
>flat
U-UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

It was nice knowing Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD HOURS, FUJOS/YUMES ONEGAI CLEANSE THE THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS VESPER ALREADY....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181517
>can't even spell rape

[Anonymous No.]

That was Nowa’s last stream everybody, rate it!

[Anonymous No.]

“Dez….”

“Dez…….”

“De- ah! Ahhh….”

Altare’s body jolts, and with one last thick squelch echoing loud and wet in the room, the ‘Hero’ shudders as he pulls out of a mass of fleshy slime. The deep red and pink of flesh is complimented so well splattered with his seed. A breathy smile grows across his face, it’s perfect, he thinks, the colour of Dez’s life and his mingling together - beautiful. He leans forward, wrapping his arms around the cold figure, “Dez….you’re so good. So good.” He whispers, indulging in the last traces of the herbs and chemicals that attach their scent to the alchemist. A few intestines slither out, hugging Altare’s legs. It’ll stain his pants for sure, but that’s fine.

“I love you Dez.”

[Anonymous No.]

SECRET NOWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181265
I'm 26 and normally get the 19, 20? question. Ladt month I even got a 14 or 15? asked. My family ages well

[Anonymous No.]

HOLD ON A SECOND

[Anonymous No.]

>they left

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181589
Are you Vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181623
Who's Vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181641
at least we got a couple crumbs…

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181641
This art fucks me up every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181517
>>34181489 (me)
i was trying to form RAGWIN to see if anyone knows it

[Anonymous No.]

Redirect? What?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Vesper.
I also miss Altare.
I should just catch up on my Axel botw vods...
He was very entertaining playing botw

[Anonymous No.]

SECRET ENDING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181665
I missed almost the entire stream what did he send to the wrong place?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>redirecting to Ollie
ewww I'm outta here

[Anonymous No.]

You will watch Ollie with Nowa right?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh. OH BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181673
I get carded for buying scratch tickets and that's 16, so a tad annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

I was already watching both

[Anonymous No.]

shes not even playing anymore nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL WATCH OLLIE FOR UNCLE SAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>please be polite
>"VESPER RAID" in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181663
ill get you next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181778
Based and just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>working on something
>nothing too big
Are they...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181663
I'm gonna raguuwt you so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>he's so adorable
Bros... it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

He loves Ollie...

[Anonymous No.]

>Ollie and Uncle secret project
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181774
embrace it. I had the thought the other day like, "Oh jeez Im gonna wish I took advantage of not being happy looking my age sometimes when I am older"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>raids into Ollie
>she's reading SC
>sub only chat
Baka Oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181778
Based, I would've been if I could focus on two talks at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181808
This was never going to work

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper redirecting to Ollie
Pretty cool that they did the changes necessary to do this redirect, after it got brought up in the first Ollie-Vesper-Magni Apex collab/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181751
GOOD GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181808
pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181808
twitch kiddies, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

its probably a contribution to a cover song

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181808
people will never agree on what's being polite to streamers

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOO SHE'S FUCKING MY UNCLE WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, maybe is one of those videos where she asked about punching her or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

6 HOLES

[Anonymous No.]

ALMOND LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JB_XVkFmp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpe2atrs4LU
Maybe something like this, or ad libs for an unannounced Ollie original.

[Anonymous No.]

>the boys gave her 6 things
>more than she can handle
H-hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181751
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181808
It’s ok, the stream is pretty much over

[Anonymous No.]

Ripping off Ollies parts and giving one to each member of tempus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181912
My stylus... It's moving by itself....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181902
>When do you think it'll be ready
Oh duh, it's probably for her birthday too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181912
She can dismember herself and each of her body parts can be used for personal onahole

[Anonymous No.]

What you guys think the tempus boys would do for their April fools stream? While the whole genderbent thing could be funny, it was already done, I would rather them doing something else.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Ollie needs a dehumidifier.

[Anonymous No.]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.]

Missing my boys

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she this horny? Is this normal?
I kinda like it...

[Anonymous No.]

such a kind and honest man
I hope nothing ever happens to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181921

[Anonymous No.]

Aww gee staph it you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181960
playing someone else's save file on a game they are quite far in for the first time / also consequencially leaving a mark in the game in the future for the other guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181960
they seem to like doing cross stream lore-progressing bits, so just have one of them take a well deserved break during the time and start a "The Disappearance of XXXX" arc with a bunch of cool streams.
No need to credit me, Omegatranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181991
I always wanted to fuck Ollie in all her holes anyhow, so I kneel to my zombie wife.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181960
Hiking stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181901
is it almond hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182048
the hole from the sword in her head one hole, or 2? Its allowed because the Magni Court deems it relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper is stealing Ollie's family away from her
based

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie's little vestie brother TuT

[Anonymous No.]

Indonesian boys like Vesper? The fuck? That seems awfully random

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie's family is full of vesties

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182104
STOP IT WOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is going to bring Ollies family to America...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182097
I fully accept my Ollie

[Anonymous No.]

CHUPADO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa took Ollies first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181665
Going MIA for 30 hours after getting a cheeky beer at a bar in a hurricane/10

[Anonymous No.]

I always forget how cute and loving Ollie is. Plus her model is one of my faves

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper, you are my first time ever
ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182111
He's got quite a following in SEA from what I've been seeing.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper taking Ollie's virginity on stream....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181991
ID have always been good to the holostars, this shouldn't be a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it the boys who only do redirects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182097
depends on whether you can reach past the midpoint

[Anonymous No.]

HE JUST STOLE HER VIRGINITY ON STREAM HOLY

[Anonymous No.]

>having a sweet sincere moment

>immediately spoiling it by reading some mouth breather's sex joke

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper took Ollie's first time
you're not supposed to read that out loud, zombie...

[Anonymous No.]

>zombrades made it weird
Fucking every time. Ollie is more enjoyable than her fanbase makes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
ive legit only seen them do it to each other

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa no.....your virginity....OLLIE TOOK NOWAS VIRGINITY TOO AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181202
You've mentally hit menopause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182158
God I wish I was h-
I'm not even sure which one I'd want to be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
The girls all hate each other for some reason. Not only will they not redirect. They constantly overlap

[Anonymous No.]

yeah i think nowa is now tuned out

[Anonymous No.]

why is she not like this all the time? why does she have to hide behind the LOUD gimmick?
I can save her

[Anonymous No.]

I need some REALLY horny fanfiction of these boys.

What are some good recs sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181991
Ollie is a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

THE WIZARD POWERS PEEEEEERMS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
The redirect thing requires permission before hand from the person they want to send their viewers too, its an opt in thing.

Tempus gave eachother permission to redirect, however a few ID members have given them permission too.

But yes, Tempus do often, not sure about the rest of Holopro

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
Please marry me, I just want a reliable older woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
Fauna has redirected to others a few times. Not sure about the other gals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
starsJP too sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182222
You know why, it's her gimmick, many members fake voice and personality when they're streaming. She even created a persona to be different but that too is a bit exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180620
History

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182230
Truly Holochad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180473
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa using a lot of 4chan jokes today ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182197
They've done it to some starsjl, but it seems like they're capable of doing it to the Holopro (mentioned wanting to redirect to calli iirc) they've had contact with in streams, so do no other Holopro do redirects to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf I thought Ollie was bad??

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
Aruran does it sometimes, but other than that, haven't seen the girls do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
I know gen 3 Jp does it to each other. Marine and Peko will always do a stream that ends right before a big event for any of the other gen 3 are having and funnels viewers into them.

[Anonymous No.]

UHOH
FUCKED UP FAMILY TREE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
I remember Gura raid Bae's Minecraft stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182293
Some of the EN girls have done it occasionally, mostly Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182272
>many members fake voice
We don't really have many of those on Jp anymore since that got bad case of voice hurts

[Anonymous No.]

ollie is a really nice and sweet girl

[Anonymous No.]

This family tree talk gives me horrendous cringe from my highschool days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182133
ウィンク

[Anonymous No.]

HE WANTS TO BE A WIZARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182358
I'm amazed Haachama has kept her voice this whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182358
I mean, they still faked and that's my point. With her being the KUREIJI, and a Zombie, she probably felt (and was instructed) to be hyper that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182377
Band?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182412
WE ARE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182370
Ollie is a nice girl as much as people meme about her. Going off of other girls her, Marine and Sheep are always the first to respond if you say you need someone for something or need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182377
That only happened back in my middle school days, but no one wanted me in the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
You'll make a hag fetishist very happy someday

[Anonymous No.]

OH FUCK
THE COURT IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY

[Anonymous No.]

THIS ZOMBIE BRAT IS GONNA SUE MY GRANDPA

[Anonymous No.]

ollie excitedly messaging magni because she has an idea for him... kawaii...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180715
HAMBURG
A
M
B
U
R
G

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182425
I'm weirded out some of more strange people's voice are their actual voices. Also the fact Choco does her moaning thing in public normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182445
ollie does a lot for the indie community. she literally shouts out vtubers in streams all the time

[Anonymous No.]

wait, who the fuck is gonna be the bailiff then?

[Anonymous No.]

OLLIE INVOKING JUDGE MAGNI
OH NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182550
Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181054
Fucking homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182297
I think she is better than kiara.....
cute and sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182222
No idea. The problem with gimmicks some people go with from debut is sometimes they aren't part of their organic streaming style, and that's definitely the case with Ollie desu.
Nowa-oji is very cute, and his talk on this stream is really good, I definitely like seeing them interact in a non-RP context on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

making your virgin hag wife breakfast and seeing her happy to feel so loved
bros... I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

Please no Ollie... Divorce court is brutal on men...

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE IN SHAMBLES
LEGS WERE SHOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare has no legs
>Ollie has legs
They are NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182541
Ollies just having fun with the job of a lifetime, can't hate her for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180062
don't worry, men just bully the ones they have a crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182533
Pekora sometimes let's a peko slip in public apparently. And some Holos have a super distinctive voice that is hard to hide, Marine and Kiara pop to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182591
>Ollie has legs
I mean, she's a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180107
yeah, axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181697
Well yes, he's literally me.

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie has always been a nice girl. She's annoying none the less but is accepted in /mans/ for many reasons.
She doesn't act like the /stars/ are some animals for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182533
Subaru said she only ever books restaurants with private rooms, because everyone sounds really similar and they would be far too easy to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182445
I don't think anyone argues she's a bad girl, unironically she's probably the most welcoming in her branch. People, the very least, are just annoyed of her on-screen persona, which pretty much just "If I repeat an unfunny joke loudly then it becomes funnier"

[Anonymous No.]

is Ollie UNITYPRIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182620
>Pekora sometimes let's a peko slip in public apparently
Peko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182623
>Ollie has Altares legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182668
>/stars/
They hate the Astellie or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180331
then you're so dumb for a 29-year-old

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180329
jealousy spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182620
>Kiara
Anon . . . Kiara is a big girl. Her real voice is SO much deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182612
I don't know why people hate Ollie.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the IRS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180369
he's fallen in love

[Anonymous No.]

I want Leader to rape Magni in his sleep.
The alchemist might sleep very little, but when he does, he's gone - it takes everything to wake him.
And, of course, the leader of Tempus guild knows this. How can he not? He's had to dump a bucket of water on the man during their outings plenty of times before.

It's cute, Altare thinks, that when he kneads at Magni's chest the man makes soft breathy sounds in his sleep. Not quite moans, but just about. He's always wanted to touch the alchemist like this, but Magni is so just - slippery? A greased up pig, as Vesper would say.

Altare's very proud of himself when he finally gets Magni's underwear off, carefully spreading long thin legs and settling himself between them. Ahhh~ Magni is beautiful, he thinks. Pale with a blushing pink crawling down his skin. So pretty. Only for him.
Only for his eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182721
Ollie can be fucking annoying so yeah . . . It's still some kind of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182669
>>34182620
Lamy talked about it once and most of gen 3, herself, Subaru and for some reason Choco actually moans when she east in public are the ones that she says voices a are too distinctive for public. Also they tell Pekora she can't laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182771
It's much deeper but her inflections, word choice, etc, would be instantly identifiable for anyone who watches her for hours. Actually Vesper has a very distinctive voice too and for all his opsec he's already been pretty casual with personal details

[Anonymous No.]

God bros Ollie made me horny I wanna fuck her so bad..

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182705
That'd be FBK. It'd Sora if no one was scared of asking her for a collab most the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182811
Filthy tax evader

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182781
she's had a fair few yabs but literally no one cares about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182771
kiara's enough of a dumbfuck that she regularly calls herself kiara in her non-holo stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182819
>>34182533
>Also the fact Choco does her moaning thing in public
Is Choco real life succubus or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182832
Doesn't matter, she speaks german and a lot differently than on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182781
theyre her own countrymen typically because she told them off for being proud of being fucking retards while she knows like 4 languages

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182814
Somnophilia, very based

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that seeing some of the girls be so open and kind to the boys gives me a new appreciation for them? It's fun to see new dynamics form and new sides of everyone's personalities, you know?
Probably also helps I just see them as entertainers and not potential girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182781
As far as I can tell, the only people that hate her are Indogs because she doesn't cater as hard to them.
Mostly after this rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyQaZZMDkM

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182841
https://streamable.com/d9bdkd

[Anonymous No.]

>>34180369
mori…

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182894
She wishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182914
Congrats you're not a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182441
Yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo, can someone close the fucking thread at this point. It's unusable as /MANS/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182893
Point, but women are cuter that way i mean when they are borderline retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182781
>>34182907
https://youtu.be/WbyQaZZMDkM
She made the Indogs mad by telling them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182253
it seems Fauna does it when there's a chance but Idk on which channels she has raid perms

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie is so sweet and supportive wth. Why do people hate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182844
(Refuses to pay taxes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182781
Only indogs hate ollie. At most, people are just annoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

So, is Ollie on topic now? She’s cute, I like this zombie woman now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182963
This is unity, so I have no problems with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182914
Congratulations on being mentally stable Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa watching the stream with us
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182814
HOT
MAGNI RAPE IS GOOD AND NATURAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182914
i felt like this all the time as a starsfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182936
>https://streamable.com/d9bdkd

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182931
god damn she's going a mile a minute in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182914
Leave this website you fucking sanefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182914
That's normal, it's only weird if you think less of those who don't, then you become THE BEGGER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182963
Vesper wants me to watch her so I can't complain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182814
Naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182971
She can beloud and a little TMI sometimes. I think its because people can't understand its just how she is in hi-energy streams like APEX and that other hololive members don't actually think shes annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183009
Make your own unity thread then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183008
Nowa redirected to her and is typing in her chat, she's on topic while this lasts, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182963
We love women here, sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183071
Vesper asked us to watch ollie, quit being a shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

Who broke the dog in Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper raider her and wanted to watch Omori because tempus is getting omocat merch too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182164
Didn't Pekora and Subaru redirect for Moona's 3D?

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire
AIIEEEEEEEEE OLLIE NO

[Anonymous No.]

MEEEEEEEDS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183137
Pekora always streams before her friends big events and redirects

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182971
She gets weirdly hyper and horny in male collabs. She suffers from being a single woman in Indonesia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34182963
It’ll go back to normal once Raft starts. Plus, it’s a nice break from fujiposting.
T. Fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183131
You know who anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183131
AXEL TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183105
kobo zeta ollie

[Anonymous No.]

*proud*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181994
source anon? i really want to retweet this its so cute ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34183131
Me. The fifth member

[Anonymous No.]

>>34181054
lolibaba is peak female

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't get why you all don't want to turn this into the unity thread when the instances it becomes the unity thread it all worked out, i.e. this thread with Kronii and Ollie and the collabs