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Why!?

>> No.34142216
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I wish I knew.

>> No.34142234

because

>> No.34142495

It is what it is

>> No.34142528

pls come back mommy faufau

>> No.34142590
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48hrs without mommy

>> No.34142681

why saplings are catalogniggers?

>> No.34142800

>>34142146
[incoherent gargling screams]

>> No.34142914

>>34142681
Because /uuu/ is only around when Fauna is streaming so we don't know where else to go

>> No.34143135

>>34142914
/cope/? just make /uuu/ anyways if you're gonna do this? /inf/?

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>> No.34143524

>>34143506
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.34143568

>>34143506
NOOOOOUUUUUUUU

>> No.34143598
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>>34143135
I don't make these, I just post in them if I see them
The consensus is for /uuu/ to only be up when needed and let it die when Fauna isn't streaming and I don't want to go against that even though I'd prefer it to be an always active split
And cope gets less activity than the average split, kinda boring

>> No.34143596

no kronii fauna 1 on 1s for an entire year is insane i know. it'll be ok anon

>> No.34143617

>>34143506
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>> No.34143686

>>34143596
No keep Kronii away from Fauna. Bad influence.

>> No.34143703

>>34143598
>cope doesn't get enough activity
>instead of posting there and making it active, saplings flood the catalog with IMF threads
well that sounds pretty faggy, but ok

>> No.34143739

>>34143703
This is the first IMF thread in over a week though.

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>>34143703
I am but one sapling, the rest seem to fuck off until Fauna is around.

>> No.34144245

>>34143703
>>cope
eww

>> No.34144267

>>34143876
Fauna! Help! She's going potty on me! It stings! uuu!

>> No.34144529

>>34143876
dumb lucky sapling...

>> No.34144608

>>34143876
Quality shop. Post assets?

>> No.34144771 [DELETED] 

>>34142146
her husband is taking care of her ;)

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>> No.34144942

>>34142146
MOOOOMMY uuuuuuuuuu

>> No.34145035

is fauna the one getting attacked by a cyclone?

>> No.34145044

>>34143686
>he doesn't want to see forced mommydom correction where Kronii gets pinned down by Fauna and forced to breastfeed live on stream
Okay fag.

>> No.34145103

>>34144771
d-daddy?

>> No.34145142

>>34145044
W-Who's breastfeeding who?

>> No.34145188

>>34142146
Is this how you entertain yourself? by larping as a child on an anonymous mongolian organ selling site?

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>>34145188

>> No.34145327

>>34145188
hey man those mongorians pay good money for the organs

>> No.34145633

Big fan of these threads, bringing back some actual RP and creativity to this monotonous, drama-infested board

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>>34145188
Yes

>> No.34145816

>>34145633
indeed, now continue, I'm holding my dick and I'm not seeing enough

>> No.34145841
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...why not?

>> No.34145844
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>>34142681
>noooo you can't use the board!!!!

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>2 days, 26 minutes, 27 seconds without Fauna

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>>34145844
Ignore these losers. Post your SQUEEEBS

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>>34145188

>> No.34146244

>>34146166
This fucking thing! Seducing me with those big ol eyes!?
It WANTS ME TO FUCK IT!
I NEED TO FUCK IT!

>> No.34146295

>>34146244
Sorry anon, but you're wrong.
It wants to fuck you.

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>>34146295

>> No.34147506

>>34145142
It can only go down one way realistically.
Fauna presses her breast into Kronii's mouth and pins her down so forcibly that her face is completely buried in tits, almost getting smothered. She doesn't free her from titflesh jail until she confesses all of her bad girl sins. That's not enough of course. She's then gonna be choking on a powerful thick stream of milk, gagging and teary eyed. She will know no peace until she's guzzling it down like a good baby. She will come to rely on it, begging for one more choke, for mommy to punish her sins and correct her confused ways. She will be whining like a baby and screaming for Mommy Fauna by the time she's let go. In fact, there will be no letting go; Kronii will be clinging to Fauna like a baby huddling her mommy's chest for the warmth the cold harsh outside world has yet to provide.

She must also admit Fauna is in fact big, not medium; it's just Kronii who is a hopeless sack of tits.

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Saplings are to be nabbed in the middle of the night and forced into hard labor.

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34147970

I still need your slapping emotes...

>> No.34148296

>>34147506
I have to jerk off now. I hope you're fucking happy asshole

>> No.34148551

>>34147814
eh? SEX?

>> No.34148681

Fuck you all
I hope she collabs with a male

>> No.34148783

>>34148681
seethe

>> No.34148921

>>34148681
wipe those tears away anon, I'm sure you'll get your way and get to laugh at the big mean saplings

>> No.34149007

>>34148681
I wouldn't care

>> No.34149506

>>34148681
Nobody cares. We’re not dramaniggers like the rest of the catalogue.

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>>34142146
>>34142216
>>34142590

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>>34149667
no.

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>>34147970

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>>34148681
I would care greatly and go pretty schizo but it's never going to happen so it's not a worry

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>>34147970
>>34149941
I just realized this is slapping emote and not Fauna casting fire magic...

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>>34147970

>> No.34150051

I want to hug fauna so bad..

>> No.34150050

>>34149988
retarded pomudachi... let me groom you...

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>>34145044
Definitely not, Kronii isn't deserving of that. Gura maybe, but ideally me.

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>>34149941
this is pretty cute

>> No.34150166
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>>34149667
Uu..uuuu MOOOMMMY!!! The crazy Auntie is shoving a big footlong at my fa-arhhrffg agghhkk ah-mmmmmmmhghhhhghhhhhh mfffffff

>> No.34150206

>>34148681
Dude come on. It's better than all the drama posting faggots on the catalog.

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>>34147506
>Fauna taking hormones to stimulate milk production!
>Fauna’s breasts swelling to double their usual size!
>Fauna’s nipples becoming so sensitive that even the lightest touch causes milk to spray out uncontrollably!
>Fauna shoving her entire areola into your mouth, forcefully nursing you to relieve the pressure!
>Fauna giving you the choice between chugging down gallon after gallon or drowning!
>Fauna giving you headpats as you guzzle her sweet, delicious milk!
>Fauna giggling as you lay comatose on her lap, your stomach filled with her warm breastmilk!
>Fauna telling you it’s time for the other breast!
>Fauna!

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>>34150369
I used to be normal and have normal thoughts before Fauna.

>> No.34150737

>>34150369
uuuuu

>> No.34150761

>>34150369
MOMMY

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>>34147970

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>>34143596
last time Fauna and Kronii played 1 on 1 Fauna bullied Kronii into a near mental breakdown

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>>34150166
>Be (you), a sapling
>Fauna leaves you at Aunt Kronii's for the weekend while she goes on a business trip
>Kronii's extremely awkward, having no idea what to do with a constantly crying plant-thing for the next two days
>"Do you, like, want something to eat? I can get you a sandwich or something."
>Mommy makes you PB&Js all the time, so maybe it'll make you feel better
>Kronii comes back from the kitchen with something inside a crumpled up Subway wrapper
>It smells like fish and syrup
>Kronii places it on a paper plate in front of you, waiting expectantly
>Fauna did tell you to be on your best behavior...
>You eat it
>Immeadiately puke all over the kitchen table
>You start screaming
>Kronii starts screaming
>You start screaming louder
>Spend the rest of the weekend hiding in the woods until Fauna comes back

>> No.34152029

>>34149988
retard-sama...

>> No.34153365

>>34142146
She'll be back soon right?

>> No.34153785

>>34151573
hot

>> No.34154201

I wish I had a cute sapling gf

>> No.34155124

>>34153365
No. A source close to her has informed me that she plans on graduating soon.
That source? Yeah, me.

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>>34146244

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>>34150842
near?

>> No.34160651

>>34142146
Why not?

>> No.34160696

>>34142681
>catalogniggers
What does this even mean? EVERYONE uses the catalog. Is this a new fangled zoomer word trying to push blame onto a new set of imaginary people?

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