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How the fuck did it take Altare 15 minutes to humor mog Kronii? he's probably the least funny and least interesting vtuber in tempus. Like, was it cock thirst on Kroniis part? I can't think of it being anything other than that; I've seen situations like this happen irl. It's weird.

>B-but femoids can't in comedy

Kronii is pretty funny, she's an exception. But why the fuck would she laugh that hard at this blue nigga's shit? unless she was checking him out? I mean, he's got the soft boy voice after all.

>> No.34137895

>>34137794
it was love at first sight anon something you wouldn't understand

>> No.34137898
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Come on guys, OP needs his Steam Cards! Let's see those (You)s!

>> No.34138014

>>34137895
I mean yeah, what else would it be? she might have ordered her meal before hand but she's still "checking out the menu" as women like to do. Plus I'm pretty sure they're both gooks.

>> No.34138241

>>34137794
half koreans attract each other like magnets.
The first thing that comes to her mind when asked about tempus collabs? "it is unprofessional to date"
yeah...

>> No.34138253

>>34137898
What even is this? please explain, i’m not terminally online.

>> No.34138433

>>34137794
Well, from what I seen in the DBD, Regis is the type of dude who is not afraid of bantering back.
In fact, he tries his best to contain it.
/mans/have the silly belief this guy may be in fact a schizo trying his best to be normal.

>> No.34138537

>>34138253
There was a leak a few days ago from a discord, about a falseflag operation to homobeggars and Unicorns in order to keep feeding the flames of the so called Holo EN civil war.
Kinda ironic that after 1 year of waiting we got the Civil War Arc we wanted.

>> No.34138616

>>34138433
The thing is despite the hate, these guys are entertaining streamers, Regis is fun and Vesper is comfy. The gook is just a social skinwalker.

>> No.34138637

>>34138433
Yeah Regis natural state is schizo. Naturally gets pretty toxic so he has to check himself in competition.

But he's pretty funny when he's toxic so it's a shame.

>> No.34138725

>>34137794
>Kronii
>funny
she's called "sex voice" not clown voice. she doesn't have enough naturally circulating serotonin to be funny, this isn't that much of an accomplishment

>> No.34138743

>>34138537
How do you know if the discord leak (or screenshot) wasn't just fake n gay to cause paranoia?

>> No.34138825

>>34138743
because if it was a fake screenshot then by all accounts it should have been funnier, it was just contextless and pathetic

>> No.34139156

>>34137794
It only takes you 5 minutes of watching any full Tempus collab to realize that Regis is hilariously inconsistent as an entertainer. He’s either the unfunniest faggot ever or making good jokes. This is even funnier when you realize that out of all of Tempus, he’s definitely the one most likely to be /here/

>> No.34139252

>>34138725
I think the joke is that she is that woman with Sexy Voice and god-like body, what is the aspect of time in persona. . .when in reality is a doomer weirdo that does retarted shit?

>> No.34139450

>>34139252
that's pretty unfunny.

>> No.34140389

>>34137794
Regis, I know it's you. Fuck you for ruining my oshii!

>> No.34140655

>>34137794
the least funny male is infinitely funnier than the funniest female

>> No.34141179

I'm an Altventurer, but Altare is basically the type of person who makes 10 jokes in quick succession, and like 8 of them are awkward and forced and get no reaction, 1 is moderately funny and 1 one is actually very funny.

The constant stream of bombed jokes is part of his charm.

>> No.34141354

>>34139156
A little zoomchild newfag will never be /here/

>> No.34141533

Are you new here? Doesn't take long to realize the sheer amount of underage people on this board.

>> No.34141553

>>34137794
You're just lashing out because he unapologetically trashed on shinjibros, right?
iktf... Fuck you, normalscum blue fag.

>> No.34141748

>>34138433
he's xbox live tier of toxic, he lost a bunch of friends because of how bad he used to mald in video games, he's definitely holding back

>> No.34142040

>>34137794
The flying fuck is going on with everything below his knees?

>> No.34142099

>>34137794
She likes him, cuckanon

>> No.34142164

>>34141553
Shinji is a fucking bitch. I could have easily turned evangelion into a hentai harem anime If I was him.

>> No.34142773

The fake voice he puts on is so annoying, I don’t know why he does it. When his normal voice leaks through he sounds fine though.

>> No.34142841

>>34141354
this, magni and vesper are way more likely to be /here/
I'm almost certain vesper used to lurk the wvt threads on here and trash when he was an orc

>> No.34142859

>>34139156
I can believe it, he's stopped himself from making really crass /here/ jokes at times but one slips out here and there.

>> No.34148508

>>34137794
Men are funnier than woman. Look at Amy Schumer, she's propped up as a top female comedian.

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