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34131919 No.34131919 [Reply] [Original]

Who is the better senior citizen?

>> No.34132141

Coomer Marine
>Wants sex from young and fertile foreign men
>Talks about her massive, breedable ass
>Begs her viewers for sex
>Wants to bear thousands of children
IDOL Aruran
>Cut his dick off to become pure
>Doesn't want to fuck his viewers
>Eats pizza instead of having sex

>> No.34132323
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34132323

i don't care
i want to fuck them both
or in aruran's case i want HIM to fuck me

>> No.34132408

they're both necessary in different ways
hag supremacy
fuck zoomers

>> No.34132513

>>34131919
There is some a trend of hags being the best vtubers(with some exceptions).
How do we explain this?

>> No.34132615

>>34132141
>Wants to bear thousands of children
LET ME IN

>> No.34132907
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>>34132513
young menheras considering quitting everyday vs experienced hags who love their job wholeheartedly
the choice is simple

>> No.34132980
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>>34132907
>inb4 but that's a menhera too
she's been through lots of shit, but it only made her stronger. she's the honorary 2nd daisenpai.

>> No.34133145

I'd fuck both, not gonna lie

>> No.34133816
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>>34132980
I mean, she managed to get Sora to collab with her and Kanata on the spot with one discord post, so she kinda is.

>> No.34134089

>>34132513
Young women are delusional and hags are pragmatic

>> No.34134190

>>34132513
having experiences with a real job gives you some perspective, you learn how harsh the world is, and it makes you appreciate the opportunities you have a little more
young people are usually lazy because everything is handled to them

>> No.34134706

>>34132907
>>34132980
her PL experience was unreal

>> No.34135087
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>>34134706
And she's still rocking!
All it takes is good friends.

>> No.34135960

>>34131919
Marine is so tiny

>> No.34138149

>>34132141

He also did a Warzone ASMR unintentionally.

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>>34131919

>> No.34139031
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>>34131919
When will Nowa and Rikka get their senior discounts?

>> No.34140399

>>34139031
Isn't Rikka way older than everyone else mentioned in this thread?

>> No.34141847

>>34132907
They are both menhera and Marine isn't even a hag
Also Mii-chan

>> No.34141976

>>34140399
Older than Nowa, that's for sure. Nowa and Oga are around the same age.

>> No.34142598

>>34141976
Nowa seems older than what he says (mentions he's 28). I call bullshit, the stuff he says is peak early millenial shit, i reckon he's around at least mid 30s

>> No.34142640

>>34142598
You are correct

>> No.34142810

>>34140399
No, Vesper stole that title from him.
>>34141976
Oga is 3 years younger than Vesper, Rikka is 2 and we don't know Aran's age but we assume he's the youngest among the 4 while being in the same age range. Unless we suddendly find out he's younger than 35.

>> No.34142858

>>34142598
>>34141976
Nowa said he's 28 season 14.

>> No.34148473

>>34132408
based

>> No.34151162

man
it'll never happen and I'm 100% ok with that
but a stream with these 2 would be fuckin funny as hell, wouldn't it

>> No.34151205

>>34151162
>homobeggars

>> No.34151328

>>34151205
nah. as funny as it would be the fallout wouldn't be worth it
still'd be fuckin funny tho

>> No.34151891

>>34151205
There is nothing wrong with just dreaming the collabs instead of begging, we know they will never happen way.

>> No.34153418

>>34151328
I hate begging with a passion but I wouldn't oppose a Touhou stream with those two since they are the biggest 2hu-fags from Holopro. Still, it'll never happen in a million of year.

>> No.34153816

>>34131919
>that height difference
STANDING PAIZURI

>> No.34154803

>>34142810
Nowa is a bit older than mid 30.
Are you saying that Oga's 32-33 because that's not plausible.

>> No.34154847

I want to date and marry Marine.

>> No.34154890

>>34131919
Marine. Isn't Aruran actually not old?

>> No.34155019

>>34154803
>not plausible
do you mean he's younger or older than that? because there's no way he's younger

>> No.34155159

Pizza Papa Love!!

>> No.34155178

>>34155019
He's older. Oga's mid 30s upwards, around 37-ish. That's why he's around the same age as Nowa.

>> No.34158037

>>34154890
Well last time i checked Aru was like 36 to 38 according to some doxxnigger site, not exactly "old" IRL but ancient for a vtuber.

>> No.34158300

>>34131919
I've been a Marinefag for almost two years now and I still don't understand where this meme about Marine being old came from, since her RM is by far not the oldest holo on Hololive, she's not even the oldest of her generation, the only thing I can use as a point of origin is the "Marine is 17 season 2 ha ha" joke but nothing else besides that.

>> No.34158611

>>34131919
Both

I want to fuck Marine and let Aruran destroy my asshole

>> No.34158677

>>34151162
Same man, I wont beg for collab but dreaming these 2 boomers to start nerding about tohou would be my the best ever

>> No.34158698

>>34158300
She brought the joke on herself by talking about age, which is something the other Holos who are older than never really mentioned. Tho it's quite likely she knew what she was doing.

>> No.34159091

>>34155178
Majin's RM should be 39 this year and turning 40 next January. Old Man Holoroid is around 40-41 years old.

>> No.34159094

>>34158037
>ancient
I hate to break it to you, but like a third of Holo is over 30.

>> No.34159198

>>34154890
Marine is far younger than Aruran
Still a christmas cake

>> No.34159307

>>34158698
>Tho it's quite likely she knew what she was doing.
If so the only reason I can deduce is that she did it to scare the zoomers out of her fanbase and get all those salarymen in her age range to stick with her so she'd have a more mature audience and not a bunch of kids asking her to play minecraft or other popular games all the time.

>> No.34159406

>>34159198
A Christmas cake by the retarded standards of the nips but in most of the western countries she is at the perfect age to get married and have children.

>> No.34159591
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>>34131919
Weird people to compare, but whatever. Honestly, these two are fucking great. Aruran and the starsJP in general have gone through so much shit, but they're doing alright now. Aruran has that "cool older man" vibe but he's just a loveable goofball, Pizza-kun is the greatest mascot in the entire company and don't even front like he isn't. He does fitness reps and is overall a very nice and kind man that found success in an otherwise unsuccessful life up until holostars. Marine is just a goddamn powerhouse of an entertainer in general, definitely legendary status by now and is very respected by everyone. Older people are just based as fuck in general.

>> No.34159810

>>34151162
She probably have to much gachikoi to make collab with holostars

>> No.34160102

>>34132323
Thats a very healthy mindset

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