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>finally go home with the seductive temptress pirate queen, marine
>expect her to blow my fucking mind
>actually she runs out of energy in 2 minutes and i spend the whole time humping a half-asleep cold fish

>> No.34117553

>>34117414
How is this unexpected? How retarded or Eop enough do you to be to not know her stamina caps at 10/100 and is the reason i can’t picture myself having a good time with her in any sexual scenario

>> No.34117866

>>34117414
Your mistake was treating her like a person and not an object. If you need her to have more energy just put Adderall in her drink. Tell her it's a love potion and if she refuses to drink it get aggressive.

>> No.34117946

>>34117414
I'm pretty sure she's been exercising a fair bit since the Coco stream

>> No.34117979

>>34117414
>>34117553
Boys choose Marine. Men choose Korone.

Does anyone even come close to Korone in terms of physical health?

>> No.34117991

>>34117414
Fuck that is hot, good move away if you can't fuck dead fish, i'll keep the good stuff for myself, don't forget to close the door while you leave.

>> No.34118004

>>34117414
>half-asleep
>not slapping her awake
you didn't learn anything, didn't you?

>> No.34118047

>>34117979
Not even close to Korone's "will fuck you for 8 hours long" level, but Nene is /fit/

>> No.34118050

>>34117414
I mean, yeah. Part of the fantasy for me is getting Marine into better physical shape by going hiking and stuff with her.
In the mean time, she could just lie there and get eaten out while I tweak her nipples. I care more about making her cum than cumming myself.

>> No.34118069
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34118069

>>34117414
IRL Marine after I had my way with her. She couldn't believe it.

>> No.34118249

>>34117979
Nene and gozaru are both fit

>> No.34118307

>>34118069
Why are you crying?

>> No.34118363

>>34118050
Ok Regis.

>> No.34118386

>>34118307
First time penis vagina pls anderstand

>> No.34118511

>>34118047
Reminder that Nene did 350 (three thousand five hundred) sit-ups on stream and almost died

>> No.34118629

>>34117414
>small dick

>>34117979
>Men choose Korone.
agreed, i want to wrestle the dog into various positions and utterly dominate her

>> No.34118749

>>34117979
Lulu

>> No.34118764

>>34117414
hot

>> No.34118966

>>34118363
C'mon, don't pretend Marine wouldn't be fun to go sightseeing and hiking with.

>> No.34119868

>>34118629
>agreed, i want to wrestle the dog into various positions and utterly dominate her
Then you get tired out and Korone "You stop fucking I start punching" Inugami lives up to her name.

>> No.34122691

>>34118966
Marine is F-A-T and she would start moaning after 15 min about how her legs hurt... I'll never go anywhere with a fatso again.

>> No.34126076

>>34122691
Marine is maybe a bit chubby but her weight is still far away from that landwhale you used to have sex with

>> No.34131524

>>34117414
sexo

>> No.34136365

>>34117979
Good question

>> No.34136477

>>34117414
Marine reeks even more of virginity than most anons here

>> No.34136481

that's fine, I love her anyway and I will fuck her tiny body like a tenga

>> No.34136563

>>34117414
>>actually she runs out of energy in 2 minutes and i spend the whole time humping a half-asleep cold fish
This is a problem with a lot of women and it really sucks. I'm not asking for some exotic dick dance, just anything other than starfishing for more than a few minutes.

>> No.34136745

>>34117414
Perfect

>> No.34137641

>>34118050
Brother!

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