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Would you date a whoretuber if she asked you out?

>> No.34089931

irl? if she's cute sure

>> No.34089982

>>34089891
If it's a free fuck. Yeah. If I wanted to an actual relationship I'd ask a girl out.

>> No.34090020

I'd date literally a ham sandwich if it took the initiative and wasn't trying to harvest my kidneys

>> No.34090086

>>34089891
If she's making big bucks and willing to buy me anime figures and expensive hobby material, yes

>> No.34090134

>>34090020
I'd date a girl if they were trying to harvest my kidneys if they let me be awake for the operation

>> No.34090229

>>34089891
No, just because I want the pleasure of seeing their pained expression when I outright reject them face to face.

>> No.34090332
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>>34090229
>No, just because I want the pleasure of seeing their pained expression when I outright reject them face to face.

>> No.34090357

>>34089891
In a heartbeat

>> No.34090383

>>34089891
Sure.
>get to fuck her
>invest no emotions into her
Easy.

>> No.34090417

I'd rather be the whoretuber.

>> No.34090497

>>34090332
You have to stop making it so obvious that you're seething.

>> No.34090598

>>34089891
Ok but why I should choose this fourth-rate shmuck? Even among porn-centric vtubers there are better options than this brain-deficient bimbo.

>> No.34090865

Why would I? There are better alternatives.

>> No.34090934

>>34089891
no
keep this impure filth away from me

>> No.34091000

>>34089891
yes
i am desperate

>> No.34091750

>>34089891
Yeah, but she'd mostly be on her back on a nice comfy bed instead of being out like she wanted. If you know what I mean.

>> No.34091968

>>34090497
Why would I be mad??? You're the one getting pissy over a joke post.

>> No.34092182

My standards:
>must be female
>must be older than me
>must like me back
If she is cool enough to take initiative, that’s a hard yes.

>> No.34093307

>>34089891
Why not? Ive done worse

>> No.34093513

only in the butt

>> No.34093691

I'd go on one date but she has to pay for the meal. And then it'd probably end after that one date, but at least I got free food out of it.

>> No.34093710

ma'am, i'm gonna need to respectfully ask you to hand in your std test

>> No.34096024

>>34089891
>dat BHUNP physics body
nut and care

>> No.34096246

>>34089891
Yeah. She'd know what she's doing instead of just laying there like a corpse.

>> No.34096253

>>34089891
No. You wouldn't date a pornstar either would you?

>> No.34096561

I've been torn on this for a while, part of me wants my first time to be with a virgin because i think it'd be a really cute experience. Another part of me wants a used up whore to make fun of me for not having had as much sex as her, yet be understanding and patiently explain me how to please her

>> No.34098123

>>34089891
Date, as in serious relationship? No, it's not exactly viable. Friend with benefits? Sure, why not. Mel seems like the type who's fun to just hang out with before and/or after casual sex.

>> No.34098552

>>34089891
I easily fall in love so I'm scared.

>> No.34098930

>>34089891
Like she get those rigs and set up everything herself.
My god, anon.

>> No.34099137

im a suck fuck i like a quick fuck

>> No.34099709

>>34089891
I'd bang if she wasn't an uggo, but definitely wrapping it up for that one, and then dipping out mad quick. Probably make her do butt stuff too.

Any girl mentally ill enough to stream as an anime girl is definitely a "don't call me, you don't know me" sort of affair.

>> No.34099779

>>34089891
Yes.
Imagine all that experience and polished technique focused on your dick.

>> No.34102827

Funnily enough the "whore" chuubas tend to be the most charismatic and wholesome. They just also really love sex. I'd be up for it in a heartbeat.

>> No.34102877

>>34089891
Maybe if she only used dildos.

>> No.34102881

Hell no, she's probably had more dicks than Dahmers refrigerator.

>> No.34102902

>>34089891
Absolutely not. I would never date a woman who had sex with more than 1 man. That man? Me.

>> No.34102945

>>34089891
Melody is fine, Vei on the other hand, I do not like that bitch

>> No.34102971

>>34089891
I don't want AIDS.

>> No.34103447

>>34089891
Sure. But only for a fuck.
I won't actually date girls that fucked a whole lot of dudes before.

>> No.34104356

No because thats gross and I wouldn't want to be associated with that. I also don't think I could date a regular vtuber since you need to have some kind of mental illness to be a streamer or entertainer where you need a mass of people to validate you. Best case scenario she has low self esteem or narcissism.

>> No.34104417

>>34089891
Yes but not Melody

>> No.34104441

>>34089891
No. Nothing against them, I just don't date. I know my place, and I know that's not for me. I'll never be with a woman, never have a girlfriend. Nobody need to go through the hell that would be dating me.

>> No.34104502

>>34089891
As long no sexual activity involved sure.

>> No.34106264

>>34089891
>Would you date a whoretuber if she asked you out?
What are the downsides?

>> No.34106562

>>34089891
I'd date anyone I feel some level of romantic attraction to.

>> No.34108009

Yes but not Mel because she has actual porn out there where you can see her take nuts to the face.

>> No.34108021
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>>34089891
I want Mel to cuck me

>> No.34108067

>>34108021
I would gladly help you out if Mel agrees.

>> No.34108162

>>34089891
i mean why not, she's great at sex by definition
not to mention that melody is actually a nice girl

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>>34108067
Thanks

>> No.34108253

Yes, but I wouldn't marry her.

>> No.34108610

>>34108009
>actual porn
I refuse to believe this.

>> No.34108639

>>34108009
it's not her. it's a completely different voice. you have to be deaf to think otherwise

>> No.34108678

>>34089891
depends on the circumstances and vtuber

>> No.34108700
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34108700

Why the sluttiest chuubas are also the nicest and ironically most wholesome girls out there?

>> No.34108745

>>34108700
A lack of dick can do things to a woman. Ever notice how bitter, angry, and hostile women who don't get laid are?

>> No.34108767

>>34108700
holy cope batman

>> No.34108802

>>34108767
Where's the cope?

>> No.34108844

Sloppy blowjobs are probably not worth the mental dread.
Quick fuck, sure, anything beyond that nah stick to your discord groomers lady

>> No.34108867

>>34108802
what do you think?

>> No.34108875

>>34089891
I'd tell her I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment but I wouldn't mind if she wanted to be friends.

>> No.34108882

>>34108844
I think they're perfectly dateable if you keep them on a very literal leash and/or in your basement.

>> No.34108908

>>34108875
that's most likely what she's into and that'a a good thing
FWB means sex and someone you can trust
actual relationship requires too much commitment and can be ruined instantly

>> No.34108945

>>34108908
in reality it means you aren't good enough to date and shes using you for money/sex/attention

>> No.34109012
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>>34108945
Sex and attention is pretty much relationships in a nutshell.
I don't want to have kids anyway.
I'll gladly have lots of sex with numerous female friends.

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>>34108067
>Tfw no anon to play vidya with after he's had his crotch and butt licked and kissed by my oshi

>> No.34109098

>>34109012
fitting you posted a vshojo image, i'm sure your "numerous female friends" (0) appreciate your $$ before they dump you for some other man whore

>> No.34109143
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>>34109098
anon, not everyone is a loser like (You), men and women can build healthy friendships.

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>>34109012
Which shojo would you have Vei bring along if she was down for a casual, slow-paced 3some?

>> No.34109160

>>34089891
No.

>> No.34109176

>>34109012
I only want to ever have sex with a single woman who I love dearly and will found a family with. It is how sex should be. Anything else is gross immaturity and an embarrassment to true love.

>> No.34109191

>>34109143
rather be a loser than LARP on a basket weaving forum where we talk about virtual anime girls

>> No.34109234
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>>34089891
sure thing
at this point i'll take anything

>> No.34109363

Depends. If it was just camwhoring then sure. Even doing AVs could be fine if they weren't fucked up or if she didn't do a ton of them. Don't think I would date one that did actual prostitution though, big risk of vd there. Especially the jk ones

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>>34109147
Silvervale if i wanted true double bimbo experience
Melody if i wanted my dick to explode
Froot if i wanted to make sure that I don't want to move too far for either of them
Nyanners if i wanted to make it a bit more gay and turn it into a foursome
Ironmouse if i wanted to tie Vei up and make her watch how I give Mousey the last orgasm of her life

>> No.34109419
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>>34109176
Grow up.

>> No.34109448

>>34108700
Sexual fulfilment = life happiness = less bitterness

>> No.34109494

>>34109378
>Not wanting to tie up nyans bf and fuck the braps out of her butt infront of him

>> No.34109495

>>34109419
I have. To view it any other way is immature.

>> No.34109508
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>>34109191
>LARP
>on the literal tourist board
you really are hopeless.

>> No.34109564

>>34109508
don't forget to renew your subscription to the vshojo girls anon!

>> No.34109568
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>>34109494
>not wanting to tie up nyanners and fuck the braps out of her bf's butt in front of her

>> No.34109574

Which vtuber gives the best bimbo experience?

>> No.34109614

>>34109574
Kaneko Lumi from Phase Connect
she's dumb, she panders to losers, she got groomed by a few of them, her whole persona is a lie and people still call her a gigastacy

>> No.34109651

>>34089891
If she's making bank then yeah sure.

>> No.34109845
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34109845

>>34109378
Based taste with Melody. She'd use that experience and give you a toe-curling experience with how she rides cock to compensate for Veibae's lazy titfuck and ''just breed me'' approach.

>> No.34109956

>>34109568
I'm not into cucking, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd love to tie up and gag her BF while forcing her to scream about how much she loves my cock and how it's the only one she wants in her for the rest of her life.

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>>34109956
>not into cucking
>Wants to literally conquer someone's waifu by stretching out their pussy and pumping your genes inside
hmm..

>> No.34110590

>>34110459
it's not cucking if you're the bull
assert dominance

>> No.34110605

>>34110459
There are exceptions to every rule in life.

>> No.34111336

>>34110590
Actually, it is. Cucking is the opposite of being cucked.

>> No.34111683

>>34089891
Jokes on you, I already am.
She's a 2view though because she manipulates anyone who comes into her chat into giving her money by pretending to like them a lot for a few weeks, sometimes says it's her birthday or something to get a gift. She sells nude pictures and videos, most aren't her but she does take them if she can't find one that fulfills their request. She charges like $100+ for video sex but only one person has actually done it.
Then she eventually "breaks up" with them by pretending to get angry at something they said. Whenever someone gets spiteful and spams or doxes her she makes a new account, new account, and gets another shitty free model to use.
I'm just glad my smelly little sister is finally getting herself some spending money because supporting this brat can be tough on the wallet.
Never trust a chuuba, anons.

>> No.34111818

if she just sells pics or masturbates on stream, sure ok
if she has fucked 800 guys, no thanks

>> No.34112615

>>34111683
People asking for money always turn me away from giving them any, even if I were going to. Really fucking hate beggars.

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