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/hag/ - mommy's big babies Anonymous Mon Sep 26 13:30:37 2022 No.34056239 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 13:52:50 2022 No.34056906 File: 127 KB, 890x1024, 1650214435951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34056239 here is her baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 14:19:20 2022 No.34057788 File: 744 KB, 518x725, 1661139885408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34056906 I still prefer the mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 14:50:31 2022 No.34058778 Hag ASMR in 10 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os94TReLfuA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:16:51 2022 No.34059679 I'm so happy everyone is accepting and loving of Pochis real voice and the new model. It's nice seeing her be surprised and happy too. Even if I knew that people will love both of those things. HAG SEX

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:20:49 2022 No.34059823 >>34059679 shota porn artist is too shy to use her mommy voice. I want this woman to be happy like you have no idea.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:26:46 2022 No.34060075

>>34059823
I will never forgive the Japanese men for the squeeky voice only shit. I mean cunny is cute and all, but there's a clear fear among many female streamers there who dread the idea of using their real voice. How many years Pochi had to hide this seductive voice of hers..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:55:11 2022 No.34061130 File: 724 KB, 892x1122, 100457676 .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:56:37 2022 No.34061184 File: 701 KB, 2048x2048, 1645236667629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34057788 NTA but I will take both

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:01:38 2022 No.34061373 File: 515 KB, 1215x2048, PolChild6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34056906 Here is my baby

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:22:25 2022 No.34062133

>>34060075
>squeeky voice only shit
you can blame the Japanese and Koreans for that. Their obsession with cutesy, petite presentations within several industries over the years fostered the plastic molds you see all around today, each trying to achieve their version of the "idol girl" or generic cute anime waifu. So tiresome when you want a woman who isn't afraid of their maturity

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:32:26 2022 No.34062500

>>34062133
I mean I get the appeal of the cutesy stuff, but it's too much and over saturated. You're right, the idol, kpop and overall things like that really pushed deep into it. But it seems that even they are somewhat getting tired of it. I'm just happy that it's becoming a bit more accepted to have a mature normal voice in the mix. My hag itch is starting to get satisfied

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:40:41 2022 No.34062811 >>34056239 >cute sickly Japanese hag with 10/10 mommy voice and who draws Oneshota porn I don’t think it’s possible for a more perfect woman to exist, this is the peak already

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:16:49 2022 No.34064204 File: 310 KB, 2048x1448, 1653661070972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:39:37 2022 No.34065035 File: 215 KB, 1253x1695, 1657344000121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 18:10:24 2022 No.34066179 File: 204 KB, 2048x1151, 1660847065261899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 18:30:07 2022 No.34066960 >got a haircut this weekend >hag i work with said i looked handsome today bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 18:31:57 2022 No.34067030 File: 401 KB, 1379x1747, when she sees your ipad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34066960 Admiring her own work

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 18:51:11 2022 No.34067694 File: 373 KB, 1500x1500, 1642649753138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34066960 You're going to ask her out right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:00:48 2022 No.34068043 >>34067694 i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin. if i was capapble of asking women out i would have done it by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:02:17 2022 No.34068094 File: 118 KB, 250x255, 1660414266192848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34068043 You'll get her next haircut bud, Do some woman-reps till then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:07:09 2022 No.34068272 >>34068094 >woman-reps NTA but spoonfeed me please i beg you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:20:17 2022 No.34068733 >>34068094 Nta but pls give tips. I spill my spagetti with people in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:20:22 2022 No.34068737 File: 1.00 MB, 1620x2830, __pochimaru_original_drawn_by_pochi_pochi_goya__0fc7c32383fccfe9abec272cf52ea84e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34056239 god, mommys real voice and new design makes me diamond

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:23:26 2022 No.34068842 File: 190 KB, 1000x1400, 1650853884139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34068733 >>34068272 You can google better tips than I can give since it's mostly going to be actual practice and not something you can just read up on

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:44:46 2022 No.34069621 >>34068737 She's like an insecure Lui that needs protecting and help, but would rape you in unfathomably messed-up ways on one of her good health days. You'll never know what you're getting or when she'll switch into demon mode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:56:23 2022 No.34069992 >>34068842 I trust you anon, enlighten me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:14:07 2022 No.34070637 >>34069621 So she needs help to rape you? Yep my dick has never been harder

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:40:13 2022 No.34071599

>>34070637
Mid-rape session whilst she's on top, riding you like a fucking animal, Pochi leans over and grabs her pre-dosed meds on top of her nightstand and takes them whilst you're still in her. She slowly gets back to action but to her surprise, their side effects quickly kick in and she gets so sleepy her upper body collapses on top of you. Her giant breasts cushion her fall. She enters a deep sleep, dribbling on your stimulated nipples and down the side of your chest. Pochi's beautiful head softly rising and falling with your breathing. The floral scent of her demonically long hair drives your hormones wild. Meanwhile, you're still tied-up and this hag is just snoring away whilst your dick is still throbbing inside her, begging to fill her infertile insides. You stay like this for hours. Powerless. Immobile.

Is this really what you want?

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:26:02 2022 No.34073188

I need an English native opinion on this.
What's with Clio's voice? Sounds nasal and maybe fake? or it just seems off. I'm not saying she's a guy(not yet) but can it be that she's using a filter like Pochi used to or it is just bad mic quiality? Any english native can confirm if she sounds uncanny weird?
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite/clip/CourageousShinyStorkBIRB-wSYBVhrS_2yUXFg9?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite/clip/CrypticObservantTireANELE-EvhJfBbSc4MZKD8b

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:33:11 2022 No.34073408 >>34073188 She's just an old lady. She sounds like Cure Dolly kind of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcz57B6DRBs&ab_channel=OrganicJapanesewithCureDolly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:35:54 2022 No.34073495 >>34073408 Oh I guess I should add I'm American, not bri'ish but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:36:46 2022 No.34073526 >>34073408 Yeah and Cure Dolly uses a filter or an program voice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:43:56 2022 No.34073776 File: 138 KB, 500x302, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34059679 >>34059823 >>34060075 >>34062133 itt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:48:57 2022 No.34073986 Im an ESL. Is hag a bad word? Is it hurtful?

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:52:29 2022 No.34074114

>>34073986
ESL here, It's depends of the context. If you go to a lady in real life and call her a hag, she would be offended. If you do it to a streamer that knows the hag culture in internet, she would be ok with it. Don't know if you talk spanish but it's like calling "señora" (Miss) to a women instead of "Señorita" (Young miss/lady)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 21:58:28 2022 No.34074345 >>34074114 I see, thanks. Thinking about it, youre basically calling the woman old, which is not something they'd want to be called as.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 22:06:31 2022 No.34074682

>>34074345
>>34074114
It also has the older meaning of referring to a witch, or old women who are specifically both old AND ugly. It's only something you should say to someone who knows you're NOT using it as an insult, as it's default form is an insult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 22:07:27 2022 No.34074747 >>34073526 I can hear the modulating but I think the majority is basically just what she sounds like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 22:52:09 2022 No.34076856 Sniffing hag pits like its cocaine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 22:54:59 2022 No.34076987 File: 663 KB, 1291x1498, wecool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we cool /hag/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:00:19 2022 No.34077254 File: 1.51 MB, 2655x4096, FboOl5mUEAA6s2X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34076856 based

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:00:21 2022 No.34077256

>>34069992
Not him, but just start talking to women (probably not at work). If you're too autistic to approach people, use a dating app. Even if you aren't that into someone you match with, still try and take them out, just ask them if they're free over the weekend and want to meetup somewhere (bar, coffee, etc). You'll spill your spaghetti a lot, it will be really embarrassing and emotionally difficult, since you'll get rejected/ghosted a lot. Don't let yourself fall into the incel/redpill rabbithole because it's hard, you're always going to fail a lot when you first try something new.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:01:38 2022 No.34077330 >>34071599 absolutely

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:01:46 2022 No.34077335 >>34077256 You really overestimate how difficult is to get matches for average people in those apps. And even if you get matches most of them are not gonna reply

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:02:48 2022 No.34077389 >>34077335 I meant to write "subestimate"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:03:16 2022 No.34077419 >>34077335 Nah, I know it's gonna be <0.1%, and even a fraction of that you'll ever meetup with, but like I said, it's hard and you'll face a lot of rejection.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:05:37 2022 No.34077548

>>34077419
Then it's not really a good advice, he shouldn't waste his time in dating apps when he's gonna get like 10 matches a year and most of them are going to ghost him. Better hit the club. Also most advice I see when someone ask something like that is "Go talk to women". It's like saying someone in a wheelchair "Go walk until you do it better" There's previous steps that everyone skips when explaining what to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:06:11 2022 No.34077595 File: 490 KB, 2580x4093, 1663883674066239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34076987 We cool honey

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:07:36 2022 No.34077683 >>34077389 It's "underestimate" in English, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:09:26 2022 No.34077805 File: 380 KB, 2048x1752, 1662965745877566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34077683 Eigo muzukashii

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:12:33 2022 No.34078008 >>34077548 What part of this did you not understand >if you're too autistic to approach people, use a dating app.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:14:27 2022 No.34078134 File: 492 KB, 1447x2047, Shishiro.Botan.full.3743338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate spics so much t. Spanish

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:16:35 2022 No.34078280 >>34078008 >use a dating app that will only let you approach people if you're 9/10+ Yeah that would totally work...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:17:43 2022 No.34078341 File: 2.69 MB, 1831x1684, BotanAss5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34078134 botan culo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 23:34:27 2022 No.34079389 >>34078341 Sexo con Botan...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 00:09:11 2022 No.34081495 File: 837 KB, 1414x2000, 1662770321205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 00:42:42 2022 No.34083362 File: 1.06 MB, 1804x2781, 1644450854544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 01:27:02 2022 No.34085536 Status report/hag/

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:11:19 2022 No.34087566 File: 2.66 MB, 3556x2000, 1664164365708563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34085536 Going to sleep with my hag wife. Oyapolu~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:15:41 2022 No.34087796 >>34085536 Thinkin' bout Pochi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:27:02 2022 No.34088313 >chubby old hag gussing herself up and acting too cute for her age >a year ago i thought this was a bad thing i literally cannot watch anything but hags what have you done to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:30:47 2022 No.34088500 Someone said that Koyori liked choking in another hag thread. Is there a source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:33:31 2022 No.34088641 File: 65 KB, 481x680, Reine 21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34057788 more for me then

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:35:05 2022 No.34088712 File: 3.59 MB, 2894x4093, 1658719758813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34088313 >what have you done to me Saved you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:44:22 2022 No.34089187 File: 63 KB, 246x226, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember to remind your hag that you're willing to commit long-term even to their flustered surprise

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:15:54 2022 No.34093422 File: 148 KB, 850x1202, hag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pink Dog Induces Pink Thoughts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:49:05 2022 No.34094836 File: 307 KB, 1296x1947, 1646505754828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:14:51 2022 No.34096161 File: 3.82 MB, 2669x3685, 1634481193089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34093422 What kind of pink thoughts we're talking about here?

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Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:51:46 2022 No.34101362

>>34085536
Thinking about what it'd be like spending time with a hag who's talkative when I'm the kind of person who's not good at starting conversations or knowing what to say.
Also thinking about what I'd feel like if she suddenly got a little too close for my comfort and started to touch me. As much as I dislike being touched (I'd also feel "unclean") I'd have a really hard time saying no to a hag even if she could smell that I was uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 07:25:08 2022 No.34102806 Which hags have the most R18 art? Which ones have a critical lack of R18 art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 07:27:22 2022 No.34102890 >>34102806 I assume that Mio has the most. Not sure but Lui and any non holo could always use more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 07:37:55 2022 No.34103274 >>34102890 It's so weird to me that Lui has so little R18 art. And art in general. I get that she's newer, but even if you take the amount of art created for her since debut and art created for other holohags at the same timeframe...

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 07:41:24 2022 No.34103386

>>34068272
>>34068733
I will reveal to you my (legitimate) autistic knowledge of how to learn to talk to people
Realize that everything you think is going to go wrong is just in your own head, and that your brain is actively working against you because being alone is more comfortable than taking a risk
Conquer your fear, and you can do anything
Worst case scenario, realistically, is that one person won't talk to you again

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