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>ywn go down on Senchou's barren pussy
Why even live?

>> No.34044745

>>34044352
All I have to do is track down the only woman in Japan with an ass and seduce her. I'm white so my chances may be higher than average.

>> No.34044855

>>34044352
Anime food is better looking than real life
Now I'm drooling at an anime character pic
Why is real life mid?

>> No.34045472
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>> No.34045948

>>34044352
>Why even live?
Become a vtuber and you might get your shot

>> No.34045993

>>34044855
art and media are made to an ideal
reality by definition cannot best that

>> No.34046068

>>34044352
Oh ye of little faith

>> No.34047138

I can't get horny for Marine. All the other hags I can but just not her. My dick just doesn't respond even though my brain can see she ticks every box. It sucks because the art is always great.

>> No.34047185

>>34044352
I'm actually going to make that happen for myself by doing this: >>34045948

>> No.34048598

>>34044352
>licking pussy
>ever
If you want a submissive male dominant female dynamic, go for it.
Otherwise, she will look down and think less of you.
Never go down on a woman if you're not an M

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>>34048598
>not returning the favor after she gives you a blowjob

>> No.34049554

>>34048598
Its the other way around, if your not willing to go down on a women they will think your selfish

>> No.34049649

>>34048598
t old world Italian

>> No.34049755

>>34048598
I dunno, it never seemed to result in that kind of dynamic for me. I like getting my dick sucked; might as well return the favor.

>> No.34050086

>>34048598
She started to give better blowjobs after it, trying to compete.

You can go down dominantly, it is all a matter of attitude and showing control and initiative.
If you get shoehorned into a submissive dynamic it is because you are giving the signs for it.

>> No.34050283

>>34050086
>You can go down dominantly,
Exactly. I've never felt like the sub in any situation where I've eaten a woman out.

>> No.34051939

>>34044352
What does she smell like?

>> No.34051976

>>34044352
Does anyone actually enjoy doing this, the idea is always good then you do it and it just tired out your mouth.

>> No.34052037

>>34044352
Anon you do know that women can get pregnant in their 40s right? There's a much higher risk of complications but barren isn't quite correct unless you think marine is pushing 50

>> No.34052136

>>34048598
Romanchama...

>> No.34052214

Just stuff a roast beef sandwich with tuna fish and some really runny stinky cheese and you got a good simulation.

>> No.34052219

>>34047138
Me too. I just don't know why.

>> No.34054237

>>34044352
Not with that attitude wont

>> No.34054276

>>34044352
Barren as in shaved or barren as in unable to bear children?

>> No.34056823

>>34051976
I honestly love doing it.

>> No.34057593

>>34054276
How new?

>> No.34058121

>>34048598
Sounds pretty gay bro.

>> No.34059065

>>34052214
Are you sure you aren't gay? I think at worst it's a little tangy and salty. Not really anything in common with deli meat either.

>> No.34059333

>>34048598
certified virgin moment

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>>34048598

>> No.34059900

>>34048598
I have no respect for a man who won't eat pussy like it's his last meal.

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>>34044745
If you're not a cute girl you're just overthinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzkz9LnBZCM

>> No.34060320

>>34060231
Marine definitely loves the cock, the yuribait is just to keep her gachikoi deluding themselves into believing she ain't fucked before.

>> No.34060653

>>34048598
What a faggot

>> No.34061650

>>34060320
But she's talked about getting fucked before

>> No.34061752

>>34060231
she likes BL, Anon. she's into men.

>> No.34061830

>>34059900
I've met other men that think eating pussy is gross and I just can not relate at all. It's the surest way to induce orgasm in a woman in my experience. Shit rules.

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>>34048598
based

>> No.34062870

>>34048598
I don't even know how to respond to this, like I'm trying to articulate how much of a retarded faggot you are for even thinking this and I'm just drawing a blank.

I didn't think guys who don't want to eat pussy because they think it'll make them seem like a sub actually existed, I honestly thought that was just a trope in erotica. I genuinely don't know why you'd think that anyways, especially since it's just a way to reciprocate any oral she gives to you.

>> No.34062985

>>34059065
Depends on if she has good hygiene habits, my first GF smelled like actual fish and it makes me glad we never did much else other than oral and hand stuff.

>> No.34064569

>>34045948
I already am

>> No.34066516

>>34064569
I'm the other guy that replied to that anon and me too. It's one of the reasons I became a vtuber.

>> No.34067031

>>34048598
I genuinely don’t have a response or argument against this. Not necessarily because you’re right but because I don’t know if you’re wrong.

>> No.34068463

>>34066516
/here/?

>> No.34068636

>>34068463
Haha, no way. This is about as /here/ as I get.

>> No.34068830

>>34048598
I'm not doing it because the girl enjoys it. It's like tit sucking; I do it because I enjoy it.
I want to hear those noises she makes, the involuntary shudders etc.
Her pleasure is incidental to what I get out of it: personal satisfaction of a job well done.
I will state however that doing it on your knees whilst she stands over you is submissive, no other way about it. But her on her back, you lifting her hips up, which also immobilizes her, is certainly not M.
Get some class.

>> No.34068904

>>34068830
>I want to hear those noises she makes, the involuntary shudders etc.
>But her on her back, you lifting her hips up, which also immobilizes her, is certainly not M.
This guy gets it. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I only do it for my own satisfaction, though. I like how helpless a woman is to resist orgasm whenever I eat her out.

>> No.34069078

>>34068636
I see, would've been funny if we knew each other from outside this thread tho

>> No.34070425

>>34044352
stankpuss

>> No.34071794

>>34070425
That's the appeal anon

>> No.34072076

>>34048598
UNCLE PETE IT'S YOU

>> No.34073865

>>34068830
Based

>> No.34075970

>>34071794
I just like saying it because it sounds funny.
>smellypuss

>> No.34076192

>>34048598
t. Non-French Europeans

>> No.34076299

>>34061650
...I need the stream and timestamp NOW

>> No.34079431

>>34076299
privated memberstream too bad so sad

>> No.34080637

>>34079431
I like to imagine that she had to bully some dude into fucking her because of how beta japs are.

>> No.34082547

>>34080637
She's pretty submissive, then again you are right concering the "herbivore men".

>> No.34082740

>>34082547
>She's pretty submissive
I know, it makes it even funnier in my mind that she was so desperate for dick she had to break with her norms to get some.

>> No.34082865

>>34048598
Actual virgin response

>> No.34083018

>>34044352
I want to lick her when she hasn't bathed and has been streaming all day. I'll bury my face into her sweaty chair. I need her so bad...

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>>34048598
you getting slammed in the (You)s brother. I would eat Senchou's glorious vagina for three meals a day if I could it's not about submitting or making her feel good (though I'm not ashamed at being able to pleasure a woman) it's berrying your face is the blessed pussy

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