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ITT: Vtubers who would be good wives

>> No.34016584
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>>34016441
>being raped by your wife every morning

>> No.34016610
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>>34016441
IRyS because she says what she thinks and at the same time the things she is saying are not annoying.

>> No.34016712

>>34016584
How can it be rape if I always want it?

>> No.34016727
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I don't want to have a job, I just want to duoqueue and have sex

>> No.34016793
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I love her and might be a bit biased but a solid pick on objectivity anyway

>> No.34016806
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My magwife

>> No.34016949
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Just imagine.

>> No.34017023

>>34016712
She properly gets to work when it starts hurting after the second load she got out of you. You beg her to stop and that you have nothing left but she just laughs at you whilst muffling your screams with her hand. No one can hear you. She does not stop. She does not care.

>> No.34017061

>>34016610
I love my retarded and nonmalicious wife!

>> No.34017090
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In addition to Mary I propose Botan
This is also a solid choice >>34016949
Might as well make this a hagthread

>> No.34017108

athy

>> No.34017317

>>34016441
>>34016610
>>34016949
>>34017090
Correct.
>>34016584
>>34016727
Asking to get cucked.

>> No.34017365

>>34017090
Based Botan

>> No.34017583

>>34016610
But Anon....the IQ of your children...

>> No.34017738

>>34017317
t. never watched kurokami

>> No.34017880
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Iroha.

>> No.34017883
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I can fix her

>> No.34018015

>>34017883
Many have tried and failed.

>> No.34018075

>>34017883
Vesper was mindbroken trying to...

>> No.34018176

>>34017883
Very brave anon. Stupid. But brave.
>>34016441
Koyori.

>> No.34018436
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>>34016610
IRyS is best girl.

>> No.34018452
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>> No.34018573
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34018573

She’d be good for me since I need my alone time as well. Also great chef (like >>34016793
). Korone is up there too on the alone time thing.

>> No.34018665
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>is extremely kind to the elderly
>loves wildlife
>very willing to help those in need
her purpose was to bear my children and raise them to be upstanding members of society

>> No.34018699

>>34017883
How do you fix a whore?

>> No.34018769

>>34018665
I dont really watch her anymore, but yeah I agree. Shes a bit moody but generally kind.

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>>34016949

>> No.34019028

>>34018573
I don't think I could marry a woman who doesn't want to live together

>> No.34019114

>>34016441
I almost want to agree with you, OP, but I like eating meat.

>> No.34019431
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>>34019114
Is she the kind of woman who can’t befriend/eat with normal ppl? No problem making a meat dish for you and plant dish for her if shes normal.

>> No.34019516

>>34019431
it's one thing to be friends with people who eat meat, it's a completely different thing living with (and kissing) someone who eats meat being a vegan
she even said her whole family is vegan once

>> No.34019552
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the dream....

>> No.34019561
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>>34019028
Its a bit weird needing different housing but I can understand sleeping in different rooms, having a floor for yourself etc. totally get that its a no-go for most people.

>> No.34019568

>>34019516
>>34019516
She cooks her cats rabbit

>> No.34019572
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>> No.34019674

>>34019516
Eh, it's down to the individual. My sister-in-law is a life long vegan, but she cooks meat for my brother all the time.

>> No.34020065

>>34019674
NTA but how would that work out when they have kids? Seems like it would cause problems down the line when kids copy one parent.

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>>34016610
Would gladly take the IQ hit for my children if it meant getting to wife this up

>> No.34020197

>>34018769
She's that wife that would get angry at something very stupid but then forget about it the next day

>> No.34020239

>>34018699
Ask your father

>> No.34020340
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>I will never be her ojishota husband
why even live

>> No.34020355

>>34019516
is fauna vegan for health reasons? why would kissing be a problem?

>> No.34020393
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>>34016441
Today's collab showed my wife could not be less manipulative or dishonest

>> No.34020398

>>34020065
From a few things they've said I doubt my brother would allow his kids to be raised vegan while they were young, and I don't think his wife would insist on it. Eventually they'd just have to make their own choice when they get older.

>> No.34020419

>>34020340
It baffles me that a woman this perfect can exist
The fact that she's so insecure only makes things better

>> No.34020459

>>34020355
i believe its on the grounds of morality, she just really loves animals but clearly understands that cats need to eat meat.

>> No.34020494

>>34020393
She was cute today hoomanbro, every time she popped up on Gura's pov was fun.

>> No.34020568
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34020568

She's so cool...

>> No.34020700

>>34016441
Fauna will be my motherwife

>> No.34020752

>>34016441
>shits out a 4 pound vegan baby
>starves to death in hours

>> No.34020790

>>34018699
Beatings

>> No.34020908

>>34020752
crazy how nature do dat

>> No.34020929

>>34020752
Fauna is vegan but not retarded(shocking, I know)
She feeds her cats meat since she knows they need it and would feed a baby whatever it needs because for her veganism is a choice you should do once you are grown up and used to be a not-vegan

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>>34020568
Definitely cool. But good wife? She’d just watch apex tourneys and play videogames. Reminds of someone.

>> No.34021068

>>34016610
IRyS is a trophy wife. Don't expect her to clean up or cook for you.

>> No.34021073

>>34018665
it wouldnt be (you)r child though

>> No.34021103

>>34021032
I would like to live in a smelly gamer cave with her and have stinky unwashed sex whenever apex is tilting her too hard

>> No.34021113

>>34020459
so kissing shouldn't be a problem right? or do vegans believe in some kind of meat cooties that if they get touched by meat they become unpure or something, I know fauna specifically feeds her cats meat so why would that anon specify kissing?

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>>34020568
>What do you mean you don't want to go to DisneySea every weekend???

>> No.34021257

>>34018665
>>34018769
>>34020197
>male collab whore
>good wife
lmao

>> No.34021309

>>34021257
Yes Anon. She streamed along a male coworker. So?

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>>34020929
>Have a baby with Fauna
>a common potted plant plops out of her body on the final push
>the pot smashes on the floor and there's dirt everywhere
>the root cord gets cut
>doctor slaps the plant out of fear as a face materializes
Really miss Fauna
>its first words

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unironically hard working pure slut bread winner that knows how to get what she wants

>> No.34021490

>>34016610
Good thing OP said wife and not mother. I'm gonna adopt a kid

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>>34016441
Imagine raising your wife's cats

>> No.34021564

>>34017883
You got a taste of it via Nowa bro. It's not worth it

>> No.34021619

Fauna is the kind of vegan who would murder you if you yelled at her cats, terrible wife.

>> No.34021650

>>3402130
>sang a love song with male but it wasn't a collab promise
>she won't male collab at all promise
>she'll only male collab if she's invited promise
>invited males herself but it's just a coworker thing promise
>you are here
>she won't solo male collab promise
>she won't surprise invite a male during member stream promise
>she won't ditch her fans to join a male's stream promise
You fucking teacucks are as retarded as deadbeats.

>> No.34021703

>>34020568
She's more of a neighbor or pal feel

>> No.34021824

>>34016727
>avoids you all the time
great wife

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>>34021365
>>34021559
Kill yourselves saplings, go role-playing on your own thread

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>>34021868
Uuuu that's not very nice. Owie.

>> No.34022090
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Wife love!!

>> No.34022283

>>34020340
you would have to nurse her sickly hag body, I don't think she would be a great wife

>> No.34022343
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Nekomata Okayu izu goodu waifkyatto

>> No.34022900

You marry Irys so you can try to sneak it into Bae's ass during threesomes

>> No.34022950

>>34021257
>woman who is strong enough mentally to go against injust practices
>a woman who is comfortable in her relationship and can properly separate platonic love from romantic love
uh, yeah? why wouldnt i want that

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>>34016441

>> No.34023170

>>34022900
But I don't wanna cheat

>> No.34023176

Fauna is literally a grandmother's brain in a younger woman's body.

>> No.34023236

>>34023176
>Fauna is literally a grandmother's brain in a younger woman's body.
WE ARE

>> No.34023249

>>34023170
it's not cheating if your wife encourages you to do it

>> No.34023309

>>34023176
Trad

>> No.34023377

>>34016441
0 evidence

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>>34016441
Risu would not be good wife. She would be perfect wife

>> No.34024146

>>34023403
are SEA women good wives?

>> No.34024180

>>34021868
>>34021365
>>34022002
Oh it's a sapling on sapling crime

>> No.34024411

>>34021824
>both of us have avoidant personalities
>spend most of our time doing our own things
>just enough daily interaction to not feel lonely
wow it's perfect

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>>34020568
I was honestly disappointed that the rest of this was porn.

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>>34017883
Don't

>> No.34027409

>>34020568
>>34027027
>>34020103
>Cutting long hair short
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.34027544

>>34027409
It's symbolic

>> No.34027660

>>34027544
>Muh character development arc
Just give them a ponytail or even longer hair. Never cut it.

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I love her so much.

>> No.34028149

>>34027409
the short hair is for husband-only neck kissing

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>>34021068
that's fine, I can handle it, maybe she can at least help me with cleaning the dishes from time to time

>> No.34028762

>>34027027
why are women in aprons so sexy?

>> No.34028959

>>34016441
anon she's vegan...

>> No.34028977

>>34023176
that honestly sounds like the perfect woman.

>> No.34029080

>>34028959
so she won't swallow?

>> No.34029520 [DELETED] 

>>34016441
Aki
>>34019028
She's probably seen some marriages fall apart from people around her age and doesn't want it to be messy if it happens to her. I guess that's why she's always mentioned she doesn't want either one supporting the other financially and each pay their own bills. She's also mentioned not wanting to lose her friends and with how most Japanese men are the "I can hang out out with my friends but you can't hang out out with yours" or the "my friends are our friends so you don't need yours anymore" kind, I get her wanting to live apart or at least giving her space to hang out with her friends .

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>>34016441
Aki
>>34019028
She's probably seen some marriages fall apart from people around her age and doesn't want it to be messy if it happens to her. I guess that's why she's always mentioned she doesn't want either one supporting the other financially and each pay their own bills. She's also mentioned not wanting to lose her friends and with how most Japanese men are the "I can hang out out with my friends but you can't hang out out with yours" or the "my friends are our friends so you don't need yours anymore" kind, I get her wanting to live apart or at least giving her space to hang out with her friends .

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>>34016441
Unironically Polka I love this fucking clown like you wouldn't believe, Now I will list the reasons why I think Polka would make the best wife.
>Personality
Her persona is absolutely endearing to me
>Fellow weeb
Her anime knowledge is down pat her manga knowledge too probably the issue with 80% of women who are weebs or say they are is that they for the vast majority only know extremely popular seasonal shit or whatever is the most Shojo-esk. Polka is not like that
>Her laugh
I fucking love it.
>Her sense of adventure
She was down for sky diving she'll probably be down for other crazy shit too!!!
>The sex
>She can't really cook and she knows it
Most women can't cook but refuse to accept this reality she knows she can't follow a basic recipe so this works perfectly for me I enjoy cooking.
>Into watching idols
Fuck yeah imagine getting to watch other idols with your oshi wife? Fucking amazing aint it.

>> No.34030277

>>34027409
faggot.

>> No.34030413

>>34016610
In EN it's basically IRyS and Fauna. All others are a downgrade from these two.
In JP there are many more options.
In ID maybe only Kaela and Zeta.

>> No.34030488

>>34017883
No you can't. No one can.

>> No.34030711

>>34030023
I wrote this post

>> No.34030731

>>34017883
She’s already for the streets, it’s no point.

>> No.34032349

>>34030023
isn't she a bit too desperate for love or something?

>> No.34032414

Watame.

>> No.34032721

>>34016441
>any chuuba from /hag/
Please Lord I beg you, guide me to a beautiful hag so that I can fertilize the dozen eggs she has left and make her the mother she always wanted to be.

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t.not axl

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I ca fix her

>> No.34033153
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I can fix her

>> No.34034703

>>34017883
Go for it, anon.

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Reine

>> No.34034963

>>34017880
One of the few sane people in here

>> No.34035378

>>34034785
gold digger

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>>34033153
Fix her? Theres nothing wrong shes operating as intended.

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She seems perfect in ever way, I’d want to pamper her and love her while I cuddle her. She’d be the perfect house wife.

>> No.34036438

>>34032349
She ain't Rushia. Polkas issue is that she mostly doesn't think shes worth watching and instead tries to encourage people to watch other Holo's. But despite this she is still really great and it has kept her humble unlike some other chuubas...

>> No.34038986

>>34027685
An alcohol wouldn't make a good wife

>> No.34039148
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>>34021402
I feel like Senchou would be super high maintenance, but super worth it if you can keep up.
Alternatively I wouldn't mind being Pekochan's husband (slave), providing for her every need while she streams/plays videogames the whole fucking day, basically replacing her mom. Not sure I would consider her a good wife, but as a fan she would make me happier than being with someone I don't respect nearly as much. Furthermore she notoriously likes kids which is a big plus.

>> No.34041528

>>34035660
She's a menhera.

>> No.34041713

>>34022283
Sounds good to me and I don't know why

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>>34041528
Good

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