/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

RIDE edition

Last thread: >>33920870

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa likes FAT and WIDE flares with their bigger and uncut tubes

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

megamind is autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper confirmed bike names so far:

Portia
Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

nyohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

We need art of Vesper's bike harem (gijinka'd)

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>>33939136
>This man can get 4 thousand people to watch him nerd out over bikes

[Anonymous No.]

he just came

[Anonymous No.]

Slow Dancer is a good name too

[Anonymous No.]

BIKE ORGY

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa needs new underwear

[Anonymous No.]

uh oh. he's gonna blow his load

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING ORGY
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

[Anonymous No.]

I will save Uncle Nowa from a life of bike obsession with my pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939316
Just socially maladjusted. He got adopted by prisoners/the fucking prison system saw a kid land in their yard and decided to incarcerate him, he ended up a social outcast from school due to lacking metroman's helpful powers, looking weird, and having made too many mistakes, so he retreated to what he knew and was taught.

[Anonymous No.]

a little precum just trickled out of Nowa's little guy...

[Anonymous No.]

Now THAT'S a harem

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>>33939379
pussy can't defeat autism, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

isn't Valkyrie a stripper name?

[Anonymous No.]

>that pause
He just came

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939345
At this point I'm pretty sure Nowa can make a stream about literally anything and 4k people will show up

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa is now our SON

[Anonymous No.]

Fanart of nowa in shorty cycling shorts grinding against me when

[Anonymous No.]

AIIIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

literally M O I S T right now

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU WAFFLESTEIN
I'LL KILL YOU AND WEAR YOUR SKIN

[Anonymous No.]

>ywnb Waffle and have Vesper beg to be a part of your family

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW you will never adopt Nowa-kun to your family
I'm ngmi guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939468
I wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

(((wafflestein)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939483
Leader spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939136
Ruined Hololive

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>>33939483
AND HE HAD THE GALL TO SAY NO

[Anonymous No.]

>ywnb Wafflestein and make Nowa into your brother-wife
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939514
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

No no no you guys got it all wrong, you too can have Nowa be a part of your family if you build a harem of bicycles

[Anonymous No.]

google plex? like a tube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939559
You just couldn’t wait to jump on it huh

[Anonymous No.]

this SLUT needs to be bound to a chair in my basement and forced to NEVER interact with a bike ever again!!! Disgusting WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939559
nice happy trail

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googolplex

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939634
anon your math reps...

[Anonymous No.]

listen how happy Vesper sounds, he's loving this stream

[Anonymous No.]

If you reply to bait I'll kill you

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing that garage full of bikes reminded me of a neighbor my grandparents had that had a bunch of bikes. I always suspected him to be a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939634
googolplex is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
It's where Google got its name, with the intention that they would have that many searc results

[Anonymous No.]

>Tachibana Music Productions
Magni VOD killer...

[Anonymous No.]

If he wants a titanium bike... Cant he just weld one up? Titanium is pretty cheap, and welding it ain't that hard! I hate welding stainless more.

Never got why they charge out the nose for a titanium frame. Is it because people don't know how non-premium it actually is?

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wait no i messed it up, that's just googol
googol plex is 1 with googol zeros behind it

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>>33939693
nope that's a googol. a googolplex is 10 to the power of that

[Anonymous No.]

swaga pinos ww@

[Anonymous No.]

Behead those who insult Holostars

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>>33939767
Go to sleep anon

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>>33939710
Don't you need an inert atmosphere for that? That would cost a good but in material.

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa with the first world mindset not getting why 3rd world products make no sense
someone's kid designed this, Nowa, there was no engineer involved

[Anonymous No.]

FUNCTIONAL
STRENGFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939802
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Is vesper bear mode ripped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939634
cute retard

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>>33939781
inshallah

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>>33939795
You need shielding gas, both inside and outside. But that's done on tubing, just by putting a hose inside it. You need to do that on stainless as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mans/ watching vespers stream right now and it's kind of making me want to get into biking.
Any anons got any tips/advice for someone looking to get into the hobby?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if he knows of KERS bikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939379
>Save
Bikes are saving him from pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939781
ان شاء الله

[Anonymous No.]

This nigga really couldn't find a nicer place to take the pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939833
Probably not since he stopped lifting and has slimmed because of bicycling. He was definitely bear mode at some point though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939860
Get a cheap used bike first to see if you actually like it. If you dont you at least didnt spend a ton on it

[Anonymous No.]

nowa your EPM is at a critical level

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939833
he bikes to commute and goes bike camping, he goes hiking and backpacking, used to lift a bunch, talks /fit/
definitely looking good, prolly not bear mode

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>>33939379
Foolish wench, you can't steal his wizard power so easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939860
get your size right, riding a bike too big/small is a fucking pain.
know where you want to ride, asphalt vs gravel n shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939887
He'd have to leave the Philippines

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>>33939887
It's the Philippines bro

[Anonymous No.]

this picture looks like a painting, what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939887
he's fortunate enough to even have a bike that's not stolen

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939925
>>33939934
Flip bros are you good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940040
clearly not.

[Anonymous No.]

Rich vestie spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>$3000 bike wheels
do men really?

[Anonymous No.]

that seat looks uncomfortable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>talks about bulge
>porn spambot shows up
can't make this up

[Anonymous No.]

3K!?
vuela o que la chingadera

[Anonymous No.]

that bike is as expensive as a car yes, they can be that expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940181
No one tell him about treks and cannondales

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties are filthy rich....

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are they made of? Titanium gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940252
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940181
me
getting sick tires for your rides is mostly the same as women and shoes

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck did this person spent so much on their bikes but not on their decrepit looking house

[Anonymous No.]

Biking god of the Philippines...

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of spending that money on bikes he should be saving that money for our child after I baby trap him

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940308
Men tings

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>>33940308
It's just the garage. I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it, where are the threads on those tires? Won't it slip when the road is wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940308
rich person opsec

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>>33940308
he has his priority straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940299
What the fuck?!

[Anonymous No.]

holy kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940308
male priorities

[Anonymous No.]

#JusticeForPortia

[Anonymous No.]

this makes me remember watching the tour de France with my old man.

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>>33940307
Honestly feels like most women I know would rather spend 3k on a fuckload of low quality shoes instead of a couple of good ones. The bike tires seem like a no brainer compared to that.

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>>33940299
Please explain this to me

[Anonymous No.]

now this bike... op either changed the tires to shit ones or the funds didn't cover them LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Willys Jeep of bikes

[Anonymous No.]

>this bike? fucking cheap
>10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940308
>>33940445
Houses are just walls that prevent black people from stealing your bikes

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>>33940299
Wtf is this ugly ass bike? Why is it so expensive? Bough my Trek 10 years ago or something for ~450€ and it still does it's job well. Yeah i have to change parts now and then but still.
https://litter.catbox.moe/pr6ss1.png

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't Magni supposed to have a Smash members stream? Or did he realize Smash isn't one of the games they're allowed to play under members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940479
>>33940549
it's built specifically for triathlons, you cant even buy it online you'd need to go to a specialist dealer, it's designed to go retarded fast

[Anonymous No.]

I can't understand any of this, I don't ride any bike


[Spoiler]usually women rides me[/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940545
Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940593
retardchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940477
Wardrobes benefit from variety, particularly women's fashion, and items with utility benefit from resilience and quality, it's not the best comparison imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940593
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940593
Anon, your ctrl+s reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940581
His stream is like 8 hours from now

[Anonymous No.]

there you go trek anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940593
Oh honey, embarrassing....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940593
this is the most embarrassing post I've seen in weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940655
Guess whoever scheduled it on Holodex fucked up the timing

[Anonymous No.]

Finished the gartic VOD ngl I think Axel is better suited to be in NijiJP

[Anonymous No.]

Almond

[Anonymous No.]

shimano parts are indeed nice, theyre pretty much an industry standard
i got a cannondale prebuilt hybrid with them

[Anonymous No.]

vesper noir

[Anonymous No.]

Vespies are all tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940722
Almond

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>>33940705
He's better suited for JP in general but I like the way he is right now. Can you imagine a world where he isn't always in close contact with Tempus? It just feels weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940765
Vespies are all giant muscular men

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940765
POL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940817
POLE

[Anonymous No.]

>pole
>finnish

[Anonymous No.]

Polu!

[Anonymous No.]

Hasn't it been 3 hours? He's gonna be late.

[Anonymous No.]

auntie nowa love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940619
>>33940640
>>33940647
>>33940678

i am embarrassed sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940593
axel...

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>>33940862
48 more minutes. He started at 1PM EST.

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>>33940903
Right. Holy fuck I'm dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about bikes at all but I'm really enjoying this stream, am I becoming a yumevestie? Can Nowa talk about literally anything and I'll hang onto every word?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah so many newfriends from certain places not knowing how to ctrl+s, so cute.

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>>33940765
vestojis are tall and femvesties are tiny it seems. perfect balance

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>>33940934
this is the power of genuine and unfiltered enthusiasm about a subject

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940765
and homosexual

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>>33940622
>>33940622
Honestly I'll concede that point. You're right. And I'm probably biased due to knowing particularly spendthrifty women who sacrifice quality a bit more than usual.
They'll repeatedly buy cheap heels that break in two months and hurt their feet all the time. I have given up on trying to understand this. I hope other women make more sense than this.

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>>33940882
You'll get it right next time

[Anonymous No.]

Why's he on a time limit
what's happening later

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940978
>>33940765
vestoji here, can confirm I'm tall

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SOUL

>>33941079
he has a family affair he needs to attend irl

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS A WOMAN'S BIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941079
He has to drive an hour out to eat lunch with his family

[Anonymous No.]

vesper's rigging is absolutely terrible

[Anonymous No.]

femvestie bike on screen
god damn that house is filthy. at least throw away the trash bags

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941079
Meeting some of his family for lunch

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>>33941079
He's going to die. =(
That's how much time he has left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941079
Rough sex session with Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>Watch Nowa's stream
>instantly becoming rich, tall, and muscular
feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941123
that doesn't look like trash to me, it's probably bagged up to protect it from dust and exposure

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>>33941120
harshest challenges, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is that bike

[Anonymous No.]

why does vesper have a gay lisp

[Anonymous No.]

You can tell this is a girl's bike from the seat alone. It's more comfortable to ride a bike as a woman if you have a wide seat, it's easier on the hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>a cousin that is a literal child
ToT

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>>33940765
I'm tall for my country, I guess, 1.8m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941120
I don't know how it can be this fucking bad, especially considering plenty of indies have better rigging
including his own pl's rigging

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA'S NIECE

[Anonymous No.]

Adorbs

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's cute niece.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941174
Its a cheap ebike. You can get a similar one for about 1-1.5k USD

[Anonymous No.]

This is a teenage girl's bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941123
How fat does a girls butt have to be for a saddle like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is ACTUALLY an uncle holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941175
it’s because of his vampire fangs, you dumb newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941177
Or maybe it's just a gay man with a huge ass

[Anonymous No.]

That bike ugly but it is expensive

[Anonymous No.]

women / 10 bike
nice tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941234
shortstack femvestie...... UNF

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941249
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941234
you can't tell from the imprint?

[Anonymous No.]

At 4:42 PM Eastern Time, Noir Vesper will die in a fiery car crash under an 18 wheeler as a result of sleep deprivation. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration estimates that every year about 100,000 police-reported, drowsy-driving crashes result in nearly 800 fatalities and about 50,000 injuries. Unfortunately unless something in the timeline changes, this will be the final Noir Vesper stream. This is your warning. Please take heed.

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>>33940765
I'm 165cm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941234
>>33941177

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941195
Because the models were cheap, almost as cheap as the people they hired for them. Low quality slapdash stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941246
>vampire fangs
Meds. Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941240
>ywnb Nowa's niece being fawned on by him in front of 4k people

[Anonymous No.]

does nowa have an onii-chan or an onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941296
Almost like they thought Tempus was going to flop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941296
Nowa's model isn't more complex than most indies when it comes to being rigged, besides maybe the hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941316
Does she even know his uncle is a vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

Does nowa still gym? Said he used to in the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941326
he has both. he's the youngest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941326
His older brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941351
no one in his family does including his brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941326
He mentioned his older brother mutliple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940765
>>33940978
>>33941097
Vestoji here, does 6'1 still count as tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941290
Are you a femvestie, tho'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941120
remember that time he showed all the expression his rig has and they all look the exact same

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
Get out of here mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941240
He seems like he'd be a fun uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941343
They were just a cheap ripoff of the other corporation to snatch some of their viewers. The only thing they had was a very large shilling operation on 4chan. And that's apparently all they needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941398
yes that's tall.
femvestie here. I'm 5'2".

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941398
6'0+ is the cutoff for being 'tall' and you start getting diminishing tall factor returns after 6'4

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941290
1cm taller than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941343
Didn’t he say they thought Tempus would be literal 2views? We just gotta hope for updated rigging in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941425
nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941425
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941296
I spent 450$ on the rigging on my model and it is way better than his. am a 1 view

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941425
Where's my cut Cover

[Anonymous No.]

any more replies to that below this are getting a visit at 3am

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941425
*cums in you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941425
Anyone else still waiting on their Steam gift cards btw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941343
Which would be reasonable to think considering StarsJP's track record, glad they were wrong though
>>33941462
They might update it once they get their second outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941351
No. The day any member of his family finds out he fucks of to live with his uncle in Alaska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
Yagami Raito-san....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
Little will they suspect it wasn't really an accident

[Anonymous No.]

STOP REPLYING TO BAIT YOU DUMB NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941521
oh no no no he's coming for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
It's fine, Kronii will just reset the timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say it. I hate cyclists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941557
But I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>people replying to some samefag
come on, guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941557
But I want Reeda to visit me at 3 am

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941462
I can definitely say the men behind the models totally carry the models. Like, Vesper's model is more charming thanks to Vesper himself. I used to feel disguted by it and now I think of it fondly.

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RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941517
>>33941561
It's already 25 minutes past 3 here get fucked My sleep cycle has been utterly demolished

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941504
Best of luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941609
Vesper POV

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941588
based. most road cyclists are assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941557
That's a good bait, I must reply

[Anonymous No.]

>Grandpa rides 250 miles a week on his bike

How fucking shredded are this man's calves????

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941437
Uoooh mating press...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941588
>>33941638
All car drivers should be killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941653
Strong enough to carry collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet he cranks it hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941402
I'm a femBOY... but not a woman, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
>"I ride in the road"
oh god oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941653
His ass must be so fucking firm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941195
>>33941296
It's called deadlines, you dumbasses. People have explained this before, including himono (kson's rigger).
The limiting issue is time, not money. An indie can afford to wait months to get a model done. Agencies don't.
Live2D quality scales directly with time spent fiddling with it. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941681
Sure, your bike vs my 2-ton heap of metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941653
And troons here think they have a chance at taking him down lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941462
>cover updating rigs
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941638
I love riding my bike but I won't ride near cars because I know how terrifying it is when I'm driving my car and someone's riding a bike near me. I ride on the sidewalk or on bike paths

[Anonymous No.]

"You guys have cyclist friends, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941699
Post dick or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941745
they nerfed his chin before debut so
who knows

[Anonymous No.]

KEK I can tell where the newfags biting bait came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941780
>cyclists

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941780
You're not supposed to ride alone?

[Anonymous No.]

if that gets a single (You) i'll kill you in leader's place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941699
>femboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941747
I will allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941780
Mines is my ebikes battery

[Anonymous No.]

You need friends to ride bikes.. it's over for me lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941780
don't need to include the cyclist part

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941780
Nowa is calling me a fatass with no friends....

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa is in a biker gang

no...

[Anonymous No.]

guys… he’s biking without us…

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941745
2.0 models are a thing you know and the stars get them too

[Anonymous No.]

Who's arranging our cycling meat up?

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa NTR'd by his cyclist friends wife....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941637
Thanks! I gotta say. The stuff vesper says about streaming being a ton of fun is right. Wish I had started years ago, would encourage anyone who thinks they might like it to just go for it. Getting viewers and regular viewers is just exhilarating.

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I genuinely have no idea if any of my friends are married and never thought about it until now. Would still risk my life for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941905
>meat up
I know this is a gay thread but control yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa is Ron Swanson https://youtu.be/WGhcc3qFWh4?t=27

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941905
when you learn the difference between 'meet' and 'meat', anon.
Also, I don't go out. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Portia is going to do vesper like christine for being a bike whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941949
Megamind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941810
long distance it's typically recommended you ride in a group to help preserve stamina

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties I think your oshi is accident prone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941283
>"I've gotten ran over... three times."

[Anonymous No.]

>cares more about his bike then himself
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941989
It's fine as long as he doesn't fall chest first into a wooden spike

[Anonymous No.]

I don't feel like biking anymore lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941699
Be my gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942037
Vesper is NOT a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

god i fucking hate drivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942037
Meds aside, that would kill literally anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941742
Where the fuck did you get that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

I watched a movie a long time ago that showed a dead cyclists body parts on the road after being crushed by a semi truck... AIEEEEEEE im becoming paranoid please be safe Nowa..

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper's only opsec weakness is talking about biking
He truly does get blindsided when talking about it

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>>33941989
Prone bone?

[Anonymous No.]

Who the hell gets ran over 3 times!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942151
Cycling is dangerous for commuting anon

[Anonymous No.]

alright, fuck it, im buying a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942151
there is literally a movie a bout a delivery man in New York LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942100
Haven't you seen some of the most extreme. Chumbuds? They think they can whoop the boys ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942151
The most dangerous thing about cycling are the dumb fucks who somehow managed to get a license to drive a car

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck am i supposed to cope knowing that vesper will NEVER love me as much as he loves portia the bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942261
simple, just become a bike and replace it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941699
Ayo you look like this?

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>>33942261
Seduce him with a bike or dress up as one. God, it's like you're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942261
Be a titanium bike

[Anonymous No.]

premium rush watch along when

[Anonymous No.]

Just watched the Worms VOD, Magni was great

[Anonymous No.]

>green name vestie just got timed out for spamming

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lock picking Lawyer shout out!

[Anonymous No.]

>spambot got a gifted membership and I didn't
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942439
based. no special treatment

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>>33942325
aieeeee!

[Anonymous No.]

I have just a steel cable with a combination lock on it. I should have gotten a thicker one.

[Anonymous No.]

My concern isn't the niggers, it's the leftoid trannies that watch that guy. Thank you Deviant Oldham

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942479
it's not fair bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942503
Dont use a cable its the easiest thing to chop off if someone is looking to steal a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>A consistent 4 thousand people watched Noir Vesper’s bike autism podcast for 3 hours
I’m not normally a #fag but I really hope that this makes him happy and more open to nerding out about his interests in the depth he wants, because people want to listen!

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>>33942463
Vesper's face is my face opening catalogue today.

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>>33942479
FUCKING HOW?

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>>33942463
jesus fucking christ i hate it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942439
good, being a green name doesn't give you an excuse to spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942569
/^\/mans\//i;highlight;boards:vt
voila, no more reading catalog

[Anonymous No.]

the option to enable Gift Membership isn't showing to me at all. there's nothing anywhere so does it mean I already checked it before (that I cant remember now) or is it a region issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942627
You might be a brandedchama

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>>33942569
why does anyone ever look at catalogue
this isn't as stratified as /vg/ but it's pretty close

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>>33942565
Yeah, chains and cables are the easiest to cut through, even if there's a cover on it. I couldn't find a D-lock when I was looking for a lock and was too lazy to look for one online. I keep my bike indoors and don't use it much anyway.

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>>33942649
I like torturing myself

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>>33942325
I was gonna indie choob for a while actually lol. But my obsession with the Holos prevents me from actually getting down to it. I do have a femboy model prepared though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942627
If you have the option to buy it then you have already enabled it

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>>33942683
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942649
I like to hurt myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942151
america has awful infrastructure for cycling

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942679
>>33942738
you only have yourself to blame then

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942683
Let me smash you

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>>33942683

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>>33942647
WHAT THE FUCK, I DO HAVE IT
I don't even know what this branded means until I get this reply and dunno how i got it like this..

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942439
With the amount of membershift gifting, being a green name doesn't mean all tha much.

[Anonymous No.]

Vespapa CUMMING ON STREAM to a pretty bike

[Anonymous No.]

it's crazy seeing bikes +1K when mine was like 70 dollars

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>>33942811
people make branded acct's bc if I remember at least when I made one the only way to have a name which wasn't firstname lastname was to make a branded acct. idk if that's still a thing though

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/n_anino/status/1573490938147528704

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>>33942811
I really need to make that gifted membership FAQ. Anyways, branded accounts can't gift or get gifted memberships for some reason. You may be able to change your account back to a regular one in your settings. If not, make a new account.
>>33942871
That used to be true, but nowadays you can change your default account's username to anything you like, so you don't need to have a brand account anymore.

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>>33942912
NOWA, NOOOOOOO

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>>33942851
This being a green in tempus don't mean much since the fujos and yume are always gifting memberships. It's only an issue if you care about members stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

o w o

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>>33942912
This is actually so good

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa's biking friends are bike elitists
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

ebikes are for boomers

[Anonymous No.]

looks like photoshopped tho
am i retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>If we get a part 2 it means Nowa is having a really bad week
RRATS!?!

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>>33942912
okay this is pretty based though

[Anonymous No.]

$16k for that shit? Fuck that

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS NOWA

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUU I MISS NOWA OJI AH AH AH

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943094
really?!!

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>>33942912
DAD, WATCH OUT! A FEMALE!

[Anonymous No.]

Rip my bike didn't make it

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>>33943075
i don’t think it is, the sun positioning makes the shadows look fucked

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

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>>33943130
Just wait for another council collab then part 2 will come out

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>>33943138
I'd say a dirty 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know a single thing about bikes nor do I have any interest in riding them but listening to Noir gushing over them is comfy.

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>>33943138
Nowa fucks bikes/10

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>>33942929
>>33942871
thanks for the replies, wasn't aware of this thing until now

currently when I click "Switch Account" it shows me 2 options (1 brand, 1 blank 0 subs). If I delete the branded account do I retain all the membas that I already bought? Idc about the videos, I just want to keep the duration of the memberships

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>>33943075
It probably looks like it because of how unnaturally upright it's standing. Every thing from the light to shadows look right.

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>>33943138
Clean 10/10 for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943138
bike/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943138
Manager had a stroke, multiple times/10

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>>33943138
1010,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10

[Anonymous No.]

My bike didn't make it, but after seeing some of these other bikes it's probably for the best that it didn't, my bike is just a step-thru ebike with a basket I use for running errands, it's certainly not a 16k mountain bike. I'd have looked like a scrub.

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>>33943138
(2x5)/10

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>>33943138
I know nothing of bikes the but autistic tangents and stories Nowa had were so interesting. 3 hours went by so fast. I hope he enjoys his lunch

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>>33943250
it's still a 10/10

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>>33943138
10/10 for me but I don't really like bikes that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943138
we learned nowa is cheating on us with some WHORE named portia/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943138
definitely a ten outta ten

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943289
is it cheating if she was in his life before us?
If anything aren't we the homewreckers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943138
OwO/10

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>>33943315
He's double timing us, it's definitely unfair on both us and Portia, Nowa-oji needs some serious correction...

[Anonymous No.]

i wanted to see him struggle to say anything about my custom bmx

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>>33943250
don’t worry, anon. that still sounds like a sturdy, faithful 10/10 bike to me

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone made an edit of this with Vesper yet?

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>>33943250
vesper legit had no idea of bike brands for whales, don't feel bad anon

[Anonymous No.]

whats the next stream today?

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>>33943585
No clue but I'm watching botan's m2w vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943585
Leader Members only watchalong of Princess Mononoke in about 6 hours

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>>33943250
He was praising functional step-through bikes as well. The beaten-up Dutch classic city bike that he showed second was also a 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

I need an Axel version of this

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>>33943138
Imma go out on a limb and say 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

Chances of zetaxel next week?

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>>33943250
He would've rated you bike 10/10 because your bike is a loyal steed for its owner and Nowa could see it.

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>>33942151
Lots of drivers just don't know how to behave when a cyclist is on the road too, in addition to the shit infrastructure and skew towards terribly unskilled drivers in places where it's basically a required skill to be an adult.

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>>33942504
QRD?

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>>33943888
Who’s limb leader. WHO’S LIMB

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>>33943953
What I've learned after 38 years of life is that we're all fucking children that think they are adults.

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>>33944110
Do we not do phrasing anymore?

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>>33943944
50/50. zeta hasn't revealed who approached her to collab and axel decided on a collab the day after her announcement. unless axel just forgot

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't find Vesper's first bike rating stream, does anyone have a link?

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>>33944173
I just noticed, hahaha... My apologies. But yeah, I just keep finding immature people that just don't want to take responsibility for their own life.

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Magni you PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD I know you read these fucking threads. Cover AIDEE with Rio, it's a cute song and there's an english rap so you don't feel awkward and Japanese singing so Rio doesn't go through torture trying to sing in english. MOVE!!! STOP JACKING OFF TO THE KOIKATSU PICTURES!!

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>>33944265
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uPImX8eXc

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https://twitter.com/Ika___20/status/1573736678836969472?s=20&t=ncpSioA0rhHlS_d4WboqwQ

damn, cracked artist strikes again.

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>>33944110
TuT

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>>33944370
that's really fucking good

[Anonymous No.]

I like how through repeated exposure, Axel's unofficial title has become Dr. Gladiator Axel Syrios, PhD.

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>>33944370
THIS IS AN IMAGEBOARD ANON POST IT DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943953 (me)
>>33944110
I'm referring more to places where driving tests are deliberately easy, because of poor public transport or whatever like you see in places in America, rather than digging at immature people on the road.

[Anonymous No.]

it’s cute seeing the artists that REALLY like drawing altare

[Anonymous No.]

It would be cool to see more creative art of the psycho side. Instead of just being regular Altare but blood-thirsty, maybe tap into the black bird feathers thing that he has for some reason, maybe make his hair raven black and his eyes red, feathers creeping up the neck or something, I don't know, would be cool.
Really really loved that Six Paths of MAG fanart.

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>>33944370
>>33944471
i'm stupid
>>33944490
thanks anon

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>>33944490
it helps that his design is simple but can be built on with the holographic shit he has. i'd imagine these artists would hate drawing magni full design because he has 6 fucking hands to draw

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>>33944574
I just want more art utilizing his feathers/sky/star motif honestly… big missed opportunity for the Eagle Star chuuba…

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944490
This artist is nuts. I love his/her Altares.

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>>33943980
wat

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>>33944740
Qrd this *humps magni*

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa will die in the next Zomboid stream
screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944816
Hi Rio

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moyyyya/status/1573714438783348743
these handsome boys…

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944953
How did you know..,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I think Axel sould cum AND piss inside Magni's ass. Just a thought. Vesper can too if he wants I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/roojinald/status/1573433789715566595
wtf if altare doesn’t take advantage of these models i’m gonna riot

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>>33944918
how dare you, this is a vestie safe space
could happen honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945133
Ame, get outta here

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/RRGEtrQSg_Q?t=5011
Never imagined I'd be in the timeline where get to hear Rio say "Ame senpai!" while laughing ngl

[Anonymous No.]

I love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945114
they need to be polished a bit more. doesn't light a candle to other models. They're very cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

just finished watching nowa's zatsu, any ideas on what magni's cooking up next week? nowa said all the boys know and that its interesting, a banger idea, and sustainable as a monthly thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945220
CHUPADO

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>>33945220
Doujins when

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want Nowa Oji to hold me in his lap while he works, I want to fall asleep to the feeling of him breathing and moving only to turn pages and write notes. I want to feel his cold hand playing with my hair idly as he’s lost in thought focusing on studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945034
>pissing inside an ass
Sounds unsanitary

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945260
my rrat is that its some kind of gameshow for the boys but that might just be hopium

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945034
idk anon...... that sounds kinda gay. Piss is fine because magni's thirsty but cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945114
They could do better desu
If anything they should turn this guy's https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/media style into 3d since he was dedicated since debut like Walfie

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945296
same vestie.... I just want Nowa to cradle me in his lap and comfort me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945355
AXGNI PROPAGANDA

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>>33945356
this could work, but they need a 3D artist to help create the models and so far tempus doesn't really have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945371
It’s an even toss-up between being held facing him or facing away, at any given point I feel he would enjoy having someone to idly hold onto. We can swap out in shifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945453
Aside from the first set of Myth models from Seafoam everything after was omission right? I'm sure they can ask for some, after they get paid that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945356
I want whoever drew this and others to design their models.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945356
I don't like this artstyle, I prefer Byon, hers is better

[Anonymous No.]

If they invited a JP girl like Matsuri or FBK it would've been the first holopro unity collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945719
byon is more of a JP stars fan though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945722
Maybe FubuKING for another future Gartic Phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945722
Anya was there

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945356
This person's artstyle might translate good to 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945845(me)
ctrl v doesn't work again
https://twitter.com/yoitor1

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945220
Me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945845
>>33945885
It's simple but it has personality, like Myth and Council 3Ds, I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944490
Holy shit, that’s breathtaking.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945999
Cute ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944490
Is this ika again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33945547
they'll never get paid, maybe magni's surprise next week is their first paycheck announcement

[Anonymous No.]

The day Magni can properly flirt with Rio is the day I truly invest my time in CHUPADO
Rio is probably better at flirting than him so seeing a flustered Magni will make my heart explode

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946215
I'm glad the collab brought a new wave of fanart, I still remember back when the chupado meme was the only fanart of them I found

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946215
TOT

[Anonymous No.]

If Chupado made it, we can still win too Zetabros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946253
>>33944370
Yes, they produce one masterpiece per day at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946454
I like both, we never give up zetabro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946322
I don't think I even want flirting, to be honest. Magni just going "hug" and then hugging in the game was the cutest shit in the world, I just need more of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>rewatch the gartic vod for fun
>ame audibly gasps in joy when she sees Shien drew her for the first part of his animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946689
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946654
This, and when they drew each other in Gartic Phone at the same time without knowing beforehand. If they flirted it would be too obvious, but purely platonic shit like that pulls at my heartstrings

[Anonymous No.]

THAT'S IT I'M GOING IN:
>VESPER IS A VAMPIRE
>RIO IS MALE
>KOBO IS NOT A KID
>MAGNI IS A MAN AND NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH RIO
>LEADER IS NOT /HERE/
>AXEL IS NOT THAT DUMB
>OMEGA DOESN'T EXIST, IT IS AN ACCOUNT RUN BY COVER
>SAUDI'S ROYAL HOUSE IS NOT ONE OF THE PILLARS BEHIND TEMPUS
>YAGOO HAS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT FOR THE BOYS!
>ALTARE ISN'T THAT SHORT!

AND NO, I AM NOT TAKING MY MEDS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946770
>>YAGOO HAS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT FOR THE BOYS!
of course
>>SAUDI'S ROYAL HOUSE IS NOT ONE OF THE PILLARS BEHIND TEMPUS
>>ALTARE ISN'T THAT SHORT!
jannies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946468
bet he'll get hired for altares merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946770
Meds are too good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33946770
You made this up. It's false. These things never happened. Not this time. Wrong.