/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Wholesome Edition

Last thread: >>33916233

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

I need to finish my novel reps

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ is just a disguised holopro general and that's a good thing. God bless you retards.

[Anonymous No.]

chat so slow in Nowa's stream....feels intimate uooohhh

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>>33921011
Amen

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>>33921041
It's so nice to have him read my comments

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>>33921030
luv me boys
simple as

[Anonymous No.]

CHUPADO LOVE

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>>33921041
His chat is so fast in his normal zatsu time so this is a real nice change of pace. I really like Vesper's zatsus but never really got to chat properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Get Nowa to talk about Chupado, anons

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>>33921030
HOLOPRO LOVE

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>>33921030
HOLOPRO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

is there any clip or timestamp where Axel said he playing with Zeta or it just the usual /vt/ echo chamber?
I can make a good shitpost with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>faggots in chat asking about perms again instead of comfy /lit/ chat
fuck's sake

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>>33920666
When i am gonna get my vinny x nowa collab? I need vinny to traumatize him with the diaper chief bit.

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PERMS HATE

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>>33921030
Don't talk about anyone other than Stars unprompted though. >We watch streams and talk about them /here/.

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>>33921245
Honestly it's Covers fault. Most western companies give blanket permissions to stream their games to literally everyone, but Cover's autism still requires specific written permission for them, and the western companies just ignore them because they already said everyone can play it.

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>>33921219
I havent seen the worms collab yet but Altare mentioned Axel was playing with Zeta in the splatoon stream

[Anonymous No.]

chad SC trying to bring the chat back to /lit/ discussion again

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>>33921277
But anon, that happens all the time

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>>33921327
I mean, I wouldn't blame them after the purge

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>>33921277
It’s sad, new vt users will never know peace and unity. Talking about other streamers doesn’t automatically make it into another thread it’s normal lol

[Anonymous No.]

Cover keeps edging me… When are Axel and Shien going to collab 1-on-1…

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>>33921418
They won't collab but they'll release a duet cover instead

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I feel like that will be a very slow way of starting out and he'd probably be better doing it himself off-stream

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>>33921326
Zetabros... There's still a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Magni's worms pov up now? I really don't want to watch the commentator POV

unless ame did as great of a job as first week magni?

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>>33921389
Then again, this is still a Tempus thread, so the main talking point should still be the boys

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>Nowa not using Duolingo and actually translating tweets and learning words/grammar with his Vesties

god finally, someone that actually knows how to learn Japanese in an efficient way and doesn't just do one Duolingo stream and nothing else. He's gonna make it, bros.

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>>33921418
Axel has probably seen all the fags /here/ begging for this and decided to never collab with Shien.
He hates your fag behaviour btw

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>>33921494
this will have to do for now
https://gofile.io/d/HsCbkC

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>>33921418
Go to sleep Ame

[Anonymous No.]

So is Magni’s membership stream inevitably going to partially overlap with leader’s tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>More FTL
Nice

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>>33921571
Membership streams can't be raided and since it's exclusive, not all of us can afford memberships. It's inevitable.

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WORMS VOD IS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyPaEJ1FBM

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>>33922196
>complete re-upload, not an edit in YouTube itself
>cut out the intro as well
interesting

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>>33922196
cool!

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>>33922286
apparently edits in youtube take forever to finish rendering so this is probably the most expedient route to getting the VOD back up

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>>33922196
Rip big chat

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>>33921487
so this one on one collab axel's talking about is probably with zeta

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>>33922286
The intro didn't have any.of his skits so I don't really mind. The experience of catching Magni's intros live is better than any intro in holopro.

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>>33920870
Why did they become collab leeches before establishing themselves?

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>>33922196
Guess Ill rewatch while waiting for true sight

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the (You)'s instead

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I had a dick so I could deflower the anon above me.

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>>33922196
Jesus the best part was cut https://youtu.be/FxyPaEJ1FBM?t=3627

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>>33921542
vesper seems to want to legitimately learn japanese. most other streamers who talk about wanting to learn another language are only saying that because it makes them sound good

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>>33922798
Just use a strap-on

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I love it when baiters come in here and bait, like they have to wait and refresh to check if their baits get any replies. So imagining them getting angrier the longer no one replies gives me joy

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>>33922816
what happened then?

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>>33922798
God i wish i was altare so i could deflower magni on our first off collab

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>>33922822
At this point "chuuba wants to learn Japanese" is a meme. Almost none of them have made any progress, nor will they ever, so it's refreshing to see Nowa putting actual effort into doing it mainly offstream.

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>>33922910
>implying Magni wasnt already deflowered by Rio

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>>33922756
Here (you) go. Take a bonus nowa chan as well

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>>33922873
Watch them get desperate and samefaging later on lol

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>>33922196
why is it a re-upload? is it a live chat bonk or did they say something that was cutout? timezones are fucked so i couldnt watch

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>>33923086
had one guy reply to me 3 times - hard to ignore but i managed

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>>33922938
Rio has a good starting point, Uyu has been doing something, but I know that Temma and Sora have made progress, Temma even more since he started later than Sora I think on the other hand he doesn't showcase his powerlevel so who knows (at least I haven't seen anything though I don't watch him much so there's that). Aruran isn't focusing on it but you can't really teach an old dog new tricks so he's good where he's at. The one that has actually made really really good progress is A-Chan. The rest 90% of the talents haven't done much I think besides gimmick streams.

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What the fuck, he's still on copper cable?

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>>33921030
Kinda based.

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>>33922822
helps that he has a great work ethic, and studied it before

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>>33923170
This anon knows what's up

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>>33923170
Agree with you on Rio. He's wisely choosing to put himself into situations where he needs to use English. I've caught a couple of Uyu's learning streams, and they're certainly better than Duolingo but I think he has a way to go.
I am constantly surprised by the general level of understanding Aruran has, even if his speech is a bit stilted.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was rich enough to be homeless

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>>33922938
I think Ollie's Japanese has improved a lot since debut. Other than that I can't think of anyone who made significant improvements in their nip skills since debut.

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>>33923114
Just a discord notif yab, nothing much to worry about, but he felt like he had to cut that out. And the youtube video editor can keep the Livechat in, but it takes stupidly FOREVER to reupload the VOD even for small edits(seriously the dont starve vod took 5 days to be uploaded)
Fresh reupload is much quicker

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>>33923182
Most people in the US are

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>>33922967
Can ghosts phase through screens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33923321
SUSAN HATE

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>>33923360
What is wrong with the US, why are all of you living in such squalid situations

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to drop something on you /mans/ if you think it's kino. Ac unity tempus co-op?

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>>33923445
Leader, just do what you feel like is fun.

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>>33923445
I see that, and raise you: Tempus Republic Commando co-op campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

so I guess Magni didnt get mad at splatoon whatsoever? thats a disappointment

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>>33923321
thanks for explaining
jesus christ it's always a discord yab

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/aji_bloody/status/1573647466691371008/photo/1

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>Magsmell
end me

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEW IT, HE'S A VAMPIRE

[Anonymous No.]

by the time I'm done with this animation, everyone will have forgotten the collab

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S GONNA DO THE THING

[Anonymous No.]

he's doing the mag scent copypasta oh my....

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33923740
>HE ACTUALLY DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

. . .

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S THE MAG VERSION WHY

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>>33923775
keep it up anon, I really enjoy them

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up from a dream of Magni getting violently fucked. Don't even remember most of it, but damn. Sure was Magni screaming for help and crying that it hurts.
Come to find out that Axel started the 'Magni gets tentacle raped' bit. That was me - I put that in his head. You're welcome.

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>>33923775
It do be like that, but OC, especially animated, is always welcome

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>>33923852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0

[Anonymous No.]

why is he so cute today?

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>>33923412
The government divided up the country and issued the sections to different companies with the inent of subsidizing IT infrastructure. The issue is that since there was no competition in these areas the companies simply decided to pocket the subsidies and do the bare minimum worth of upgrading.

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>>33923938
dont be shy, post the full picture anon

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>>33923897
I can save him...

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>brb screen
CORRECTION NEEDED

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>>33923710
Huoh ToT

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>>33921327
They're in Japan. The Japanese are turboautists about ip permissions. And it's not even really about the permissions so much as the ritual of requesting them through the proper channels. Honestly, people give Europeans shit about their love of bureaucracy but the Japs do it on a whole other level.

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I really prefer the membership chat over the normal one, it's so chill...

[Anonymous No.]

>People ITT think DUMB OLD MEN can be cute
There is only one thing to say about that
kimoi~

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>>33921487
Chance? When they basically are like couples offstream. This ship is sailing hard.

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>>33923938
I’m so fucking jealous

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>>33923710
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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>>33924190
RAPE

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>>33923710
There needs to be more

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>>33924190
COME HERE YOU STUPID BRAT

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>>33923710
People keep acting like Axel is the straightest guy ever but I think he’s truly an opportunist if he gets horny enough

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>>33923412
Our government keeps using our tax money to subsidize your lifestyle. We don't like it either.

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>>33924190
FUCKING BRAT

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Teamup anon needs to step their game up. I had no idea nowa oji did started a members stream 2 hours ago.

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>>33921114

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>>33924515
it was really impromptu, I didn't know about it until I got a youtube notification 30 minutes before it started.

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>>33923938
God, I wish I had dreams where Magni gets violently raped

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>>33924422
He keeps saying he wont do any of the sussy stuffs, keeps telling Magni "Why are you so sussy???" Yet he always jumps at the opportunity to draw magni in the most sussy way hmmmmm

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>>33923938
never stop doing this 3D magni anon

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Only tempus dream i had was vesper gaslighting altare into carrying his children and being a stay at home mom(dad)

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>>33924452
I love atahuta

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>>33924586
hehe

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>>33924775
SEIS HORAS

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>>33924738
can leader get pregnant?

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>>33924775

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>>33924738
Anon?

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JWU best POV for the garlic phone collab?

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>>33924908
this has to be my favorite, Mag just looks so reliable, for some reason. and Rio did say he felt like a younger brother in that stream

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>>33923445
GTFO is a good choice.
LF4D2 Questionable Ethics map mod is good as well, but you gotta consult devs and the modder. Treat carefully

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>>33924866
Dw he isnt preganent, i cheked

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>>33924738

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>>33924957
Wait it was only on Arurans channel? Why?

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>>33925010
Questionable ethics? Man. . . It brings back some memories... Yogacast

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>>33924422
Magni's dumpy is too damn huge and unforgettable that it takes over Axel's mind. I mean, if I were in his shoes I'd be the same. That ass has eldritch power, brother.

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>>33924957
Imo since there is a really funny yab art that gets spoilered before the final reveal, if you want to have that spoilered, watch Ollie's POV. If you just want to hear reactions and wait until the reveal, watch Aruran's POV

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>>33925151
+ Ollie

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>>33924738
So Kaname Madoka's dad?

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>>33924738
I think you should tell nowa :)

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>>33921231

who mentioned vinesauce?

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>>33924957
Aruran for best reveals

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel introduces himself
>Aruran praises his english
4 minutes in and it's kino already

[Anonymous No.]

>leader had problems with COD
>botan had problems with COD
No... my COD chuubas...

[Anonymous No.]

Really fighting the urge to harass the faggot that caused Worms VOD cut at the climax of the match, but Maglord would be against it. But FUCK that tachibana music guy

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>>33925377
arupapa is always kino

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Magni was so wet when Rio brought the ghost english, holy shit.
>Hmmm, Rio-senpai
>eh!?
SEIS HORAS NEXT COLLAB WHEN

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>everyone agrees to use english
>a japanese prompt comes up
>must be Anya
holy fucking kino, I'll stop blogposting now, but everyone who missed it, check the archive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRGEtrQSg_Q

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>>33923170

Vesper is making a concentrated effort to learn Japanese and he's older than Aru.

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>>33924738
I feel like this would be the other way around

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>>33925887
it's not really blog posting if it's on topic, it's better than few threads back anons were literally fantasizing about some pretty weird stuff which I memory hole'd

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah this worms game was a lot better than the first one.

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>>33925564
It's not that music guy's fault, it's magni for being a dumbass and having his discord notifications active while streaming

[Anonymous No.]

leader powertripping is kinda scary
https://youtu.be/DohMJm2JCl8?t=3153

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>>33921231

i think theyre literally the same age too

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>>33926204
sasuga riida

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>>33926167
The participant were trying intead of going coward like Mori.
That being said, I wanted Nowa to be in the top 3 but alas, it was not meant to be. The commentary for the finals will be good, tho.

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man, starsJP X starsEN was meant to be, their collabs are always SO good. The ID girls are always at home too. I'm sorry to my EN bros, but the EN X EN collabs are easily the worst, despite being the ones that generate the most controversy.
I'll have to check Anya once the Rust fever ends.

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>>33925887
Nah you're good, I really liked those moments too. Holostars x ID collabs are always fun

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>>33926204
He’s at his best when he doesn’t give a fuck

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>>33924422
Opportunist dingo best dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926536
Well we can only pray for our dingo in the next match.

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>>33921030
It's also the best general in /veetee/ with relatively little infighting... second only to /ag/

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>>33924190
I will fuck all three holes in this mesugaki's body until I get bored and make her a fourth one and fuck that too.

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>>33921389
I feel the complete opposite way. It's in every channel's rules to not bring up other channels unprompted. Newfags don't know peace and unity and try to force it by not respecting boundaries.
Using a different thread to talk about a different subject isn't "anti-unity", it's perfectly normal. Anti-unity is creating shitposting threads, not refraining from discussing off-topic matters.
That said, giving (You)s and whining about that deadbrap who keeps falseflagging every thread is just adding fuel to the flame, so I'll still agree that mentioning another streamer doesn't immediately change the thread, best to ignore it. What does bother me is avatarfaggots who keep posting their oshi despite always being here and actually talking about the streams. You don't need to attach a picture to your post, and there's more than enough OC of the boys at this point if you feel like it. Absolutely no excuse to do that other than attention whoring.

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>>33926204
Sheesh, that’s so hot of him.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how to feel, the only boys I follow are holostars.

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>>33921389
I believe in unity but there are some anons who will spam fanart of the girls as soon as there's a single mention of them. Just don't be that guy and we're good. This thread was created for Tempus members and should stay focused on them.

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>>33926204
Well this convinced me he's more menhera than magni now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927782
I watched some of Alban's streams out of curiosity and he seems cool. I wouldn't be against seeing him collab with the boys someday

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>>33927855
You just realized that now? MAGlord's membership revealed that he's more about insecurity and competitive to earn his worth of being chosen to join StarsEN.

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>>33927782
Let your boys have friends

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>>33927782
Alban has been in Altare's chat before so it's not surprising. Personally I don't care, StarsJP have collabed with Nijisanji in the past (hell, even Hologirls did before the age of the unicorn came around), as long as it's not a regular thing and with people they have actual chemistry it would be fine, it would at least be more dramafree than the HoloEN collabs.

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>>33927892
I'm not interested in anyone outside of holopro. But i've seen a clip of alban talking about ollie, he seems like a nice dude

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>>33927988
Alban is the most fake of nijisanji, so we would have no idea how he really is.
I genuely see no reason to watch him ever.

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>>33927892
He's a big holofag. Accidentally called one of the nijien girls Gura during a collab. Wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to switch teams.

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>>33927988
To be fair you'd have to have a lot of free time on your hands to watch that many streamers. I have no friends and stay in most of the time but I still have a hard time keeping up with Tempus alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928131
Maybe we could see his real personality then - the fag is calculative af and puts on a fake personality

[Anonymous No.]

why are you guys off topic and not drawing magni tentacle porn right now

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>>33928190
my bad anon, ill get on it right away

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928190
I actually drew magni after the collab but i am like a 1/5 artist and only got pen and paper. I don't even have the basics down.

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>>33928190
Wasn't there already one with smoker?
But new lewds are always welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928107
it's arseface

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>>33928190
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928342
You mean this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928190
I found art I want to trace with magni but I don’t want to share it if I do. Seems BM to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

TENTACLE PORN MAGNI
TENTACLE PORN MAGNI
TENTACLE PORN MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928444
Yeah that one

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this Gartic phone collab was fucking kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928455
I am of the opinion that tracing is fun but will absolutely not make you a better artist.
Tracing is good to know in animation tho.

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>>33928190
cause magni already did it well enough

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>>33928190
Where's the koikatsu anon when you need him

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>>33928589
Yeah. I’m not an artist nor do I intend to be. But I have respect for them. I just saw art I thought would work with magni really well

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>>33928190
not tentacle porn but...
https://litter.catbox.moe/4in0h3.mp4
please dont mind the jank. software limitations pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928796
Anon... thank you! I'll jerk off to this later. Love the bulge.

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>>33928190
>tardwrangling
r-riida??

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928796
What a slut!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926204
Based

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>>33926204
>say that to my face not online and see what happens
Leader's completely unhinged

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>>33926204
I was there. It was incredible.

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>>33929370
It's funny that some gift card retards in catalogue deflect by linking a youtube video about getting attacked with knife at close range forgetting that: 1. Leader is definitely aware of his surrounding and 2. He's definitely got that gun permit and last but not least, anyone retarded enough to pull it off is most likely an edgy fat neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.]

>new project moon game is coming
Has anyone of them expressed interest in project moon games, like library of ruina or lobotomy corp?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there no public stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929715
Bike review in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928280
Have more faith and keep it up. Feed us eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928796
Nude version?

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh after a 3 day banned from vt I'm finally set free time to post on mans and check up on the homies. What you guys up to.

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>>33930228
lol what did you do to get banned?

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>>33929662
I remember people telling Nowa about them but I doubt he'd play either due to him wanting to avoid extremely long games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929889
Is it too late to send my bike in yet? I don't know how these things usually go

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>>33930439
Maybe but give it a shot. Vesper did say it had to be an actual of your bike, not a picture you can grab online though.

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>>33930337
I dun get it

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>>33930271
Judging by the esl post i’m going to go ahead with “probably shitposting”

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930439
I think he was going to add some more after his member stream and then get a couple hours sleep
Probably is too late now but as that other anon said, there's no harm in trying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930271
I got banned for mentioning for shitting on kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930513
The final Worms bracket is Axel, Moona, Kronii, Ame, Mori and Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928107
makes me wanna draw Altare using this as an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930582
Jesus, are you this insecure? Not everybody is out there to get you. I got banned for shitting on kiara and kfp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930631
Ah, at last I truly see

[Anonymous No.]

I watched magnis pov of the worm collab. Then after it was over I tried watching calli pov and instantly regretted it after the first five minutes, ame and calli aren't built for color commentating at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's obsession with streaming at the JP hour is just... why

>doesn't fit his living situation
>all the english speakers are asleep (that's why no one streams during that time, Vesper)
>admits that there's no need to fill it

???

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>>33930831
For some reason the dead air was what killed it for me, after I put on a generic metal track like what Magni and Vesper had playing during their commentary it elevated the experience immensely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIV5qquPTUc

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930889
He's literally ken-sama, please understand his need for jp viewers validation

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930889
I've been wondering why is tempus pandering so hard towards nips and indogs. Not even a mention for us burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930337
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930930
Yeah i feel like the creativity that vesper and magni brought in was missing. But hey glad you managed to make it enjoyable for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys LARPing as burgers or burgers are just retarded? I'm guessing the former.
How on earth is Nowa streaming at 2 am JST and midnight SEA friendly for those timezones? Nowa's EU friendly, Leader's SEA friendly, and Dingo's AUS friendly for his guerilla and ASMRs. The usual collabs slot and every Tempus beside Nowa's are NA-LATAM friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931434
They were talking about the stream he did earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926204
I love this fucking menhera. It’s moments like this that convince me that he is full of a perpetual cold rage waiting for an excuse to escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931434
They're talking about his plan to stream at least once a month at 4AM PT, and more when he moves to a more secluded place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926204
Is not power tripping. If it's justified. Power tripping would mean him banning somebody for no reason. He had a valid reason to ban the troon.

[Anonymous No.]

i didn‘t like female collabs before because i don‘t care about hololive EN, but the gartic phone collab was kino. literally laughed so hard that i was tearing up at some points

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928796
Absolutely nasty. What is wrong with you people.

[Anonymous No.]

Do the boys have unofficial unseiso tags on twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926204
i bet that the one who commented that did not expect leeda's comeback

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931823
Some anons tried making them but other kept telling them to stop. So no.

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, how was gartic phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931826
I'm sure they expected it nobody btfo themselves like this on purpose. He wanted a reaction and he got it.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that doesn’t like the Altare/Regis bit?
I much prefer when they are one and the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931954

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931954
Pretty fun. They delved into degeneracy real fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931954
Axel is best boy and Magni once again showed his extreme artistic skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926204
See? This is actually a good way to build reputation and identity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
agreed, but he doesn’t lean into it a ton so it’s not annoying to me or anything. it’s cute that altare is the actual evil one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931976
Holostars are truly build diferent huh?

[Anonymous No.]

The stars concert will be off-topic right? Discussion of that should be on /stars/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932452
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33922690
Axel is to only one who behaves himself by not spamming collab. Nowa don't do much either but he was the one who gave the first step with that awful collab with mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932452
Yeah, but dumbasses will post here anyway so just do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932452
If you are excited and wanna share something, go for it. Noones streaming right now. Nowa in an hour tho and i don't want any offtopic then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932351
Is not about being built different not at all, if clowns want to behave like retards then they will be dealt as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
I feel like it’s a cop out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932537
>Nowa don't do much either
Anon your memory. He has more collabs than Magni and has the most 1-on-1 collabs with holo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931954
Axel is stupid and he either ruined or saved some of the animations in the last game, other than that it was much more fun than expected, even if half the participants were unable to communicate

[Anonymous No.]

jwu was the Gartic Phone Collab fun?

[Anonymous No.]

Top Magni supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932681
>expecting shitposters to actually watch streams
but anon their narrative…

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931823
Please no, I'm a fujo but even I don't want this to ever happen. Let us have fun in our own space and keep the weird shit as far away from the boys as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932452
I'll be posting on /stars/ but I might sneak a few pics here or two just to share what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931823
As an old stars fujo and an oldfag in general, don't.

[Anonymous No.]

What games would you guys recommend tempus to play? I want them to play red dead online together. Vesper unironically might love the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931810
my brother
holoID can actually claim the title of "one of the boys"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932681
nowa needs to stop approving collabs with the likes of pickme kronii and snoozefest mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
Yeah, it's not only stupid but also recycled from Risu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933013
And you need to stop obsessing over cartoon women who you will never physically fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932982
they're the perfect group for a warframe squad. don't care if they get nothing done past the tutorial, I just want to see them shooting everything that moves and bouncing off the walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933058
UOHHHHHHHHH MAGNI SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933067
i‘m not even a holoEN fan? i just find those two in particular painful to watch and don‘t need them anywhere near my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932452
In theory, but it'll happen during dead hours and there's also a chance of a watchalong by one or more of the boys anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1If-U0SAXRM
Bossu and Ougaman's orisong very sexo
I wonder when will tempus have their own idol songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933158
Earliest possible would be a year from now, but who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933058
Magni’s soft smooth thighs….. uohh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933158
I hate timezones

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
Didn’t he say once that the demon killed the hero?
He should’ve stuck to that narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933203
Use a VPN

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932982
Dragon's Crown and Halo are my dream collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933095
Yes it would be nice seeing them just fuck shit up kek.
>>33933253
These would be good too especially halo. I would recommend gta online too but with everything online like the drug empire and such omega would probably go bald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
I don't mind it, but he just keeps saying "Demon God King" and it makes me cringe hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932110
i think he won’t commit to being evil because he’s not allowed to change the character

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933409
Anon, he’s just a chuuni little guy… you wouldn’t cringe at a little chuunibyo, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933351
Demon!Altare superior to Demon!Regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933497
the issue with this is that altare is, indeed, evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933522
I feel like his delivery isn't good enough, maybe it's because of his voice. He doesn't give off the proper vibes when he is in Demon mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933158
nice to hear UOOGA singing in higher tones. hope he becomes more confident in singing

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>worms stream vod is up
What the fuck? Why was it so early?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933689
Reupload instead of edit through youtube video editor

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933653
I heard he sings in menshi streams. He's gotten considerably better from when he started, apparently. It's why I wanna get his menshi but I'm broke ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933689
They re-uploaded it instead of doing it through the YT Studio because it's faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932736
>top
Power bottom at best

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t believe Magni is more seiso than axel wtf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932982
My dream collabs are EDF or Magicka. Or pretty much any coop game where they can accidentally kill each other in amusing ways

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame the stinky EOP fujo LOVES Bossu enough to have his mascot in her background and likes Stars art on Twitter all the time
Were the people shocked that she would interact with StarsEN just… not paying attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934214
obviously not. a lot of these people are imposing their own fantasy version of the them onto the girls and then getting upset when they don't align with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper said "28 season 14" in the psych bit

is my man actually 42

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934214
These are the same people who believe she deliberately leans into GFE, I'm not even surprised anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934451
2 seasons per year buddy

[Anonymous No.]

Which Tempus would you drink with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934650

oh my bad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934097
This is cool too. EDF is fine. I haven't heard of magicka but any co-op games where they can have fun is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934688
S… sexo…..

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934688
please Nowa cover ヴァンパイア already

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934688
that blood? mines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934214
cute nekoyama. i didnt know this.
t. tempus newfag

[Anonymous No.]

Im watching the gartic VOD and damn the animation part is truly something

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920870
WORMS COLLAB, yay or nay? I’m gonna watch 1 vod in the shower, so either worms or I I just listen to videogame music.

[Anonymous No.]

vesper x yumevestie fic where he earns his red wings with (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934688
Is he….
Is he a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934673
Nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934673
Axel probably a blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933936
Whoa, I really love this piece. I thought I was the only one who noticed how much Magni seems to draw Axel in his streams. Surprised Axel drew him a lot in Gartic too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934906
Nah man don't watch it. It was super bad and you should spent your time doing something better like watch a Stars JP stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934977
axel thinks about magni a lot, can't resist that magdumpy poledancing/getting raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934919
Meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934906
get your stinky ass in the shower then watch it, you pig!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934574
I have no idea how some people genuinely believe that after Amegeddon and IMPROVE YOURSELF happened. If I ever say I don't mind Ame collabing with males or I like the boys over in Global they always jump me because they think it's bait. I just wanna love the boys AND the girls, is that too much to ask?
...after the NijiEN situation, maybe it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck fujos. Magni is a MAN

[Anonymous No.]

Do you all bike much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935081
take your meds anon, who let you out of the asylum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933058
source pls?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932869
>>33932941
You never explain why

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
I shared mine. I bike pretty often since I live in a city where biking is an easy way to get places, but even outside of the city in suburbia I just really enjoy riding my bike, the feeling of the wind on my face and the speeds you can get up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
I use my bike for my daily commute

[Anonymous No.]

my husband is gonna be on the telly, guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935243
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
Almost died once. So I stopped after realizing how easy it is for a reckless driver to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uPImX8eXc
HOLY SHIT ITS MOVING

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uPImX8eXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uPImX8eXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uPImX8eXc

Vesties, it's time for your bikes to be judged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935266
no. he is my imaginary husband and we love each other!!!

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA OJI ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934919
I see him out in the sun all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935320
Dhampir can handle sunlight.

[Anonymous No.]

time to watch an old man get aroused by bicycles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
I got an ebike to commute from work to home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
Used to.
Don't have any good bikes at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935174
It's called having basic manners for the people you respect, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935274
I got hit at a roundabout once, shrugged it off but even at relatively low speed the car blew me off my bike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
I learned how to bike this summer

[Anonymous No.]

So who else is going to use this stream to find out Versper's type and which bike arrouses him the most, so you will buy a bike like that in hopes to catch Vesper in the wild?

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaand he's muted

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa so tired. this is why you don't pander to Asians.

[Anonymous No.]

same nowa, same

[Anonymous No.]

I have not ride a bike for 15 years... should I start now?

[Anonymous No.]

PODCAST RECORDING HAPPENING TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

3 hours with 270 bikes...

[Anonymous No.]

>three hours
wew

[Anonymous No.]

>sleep deprived
>3hrs stream
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935549
>start
You never unlearn biking.

[Anonymous No.]

This silly ojisan ruined his sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935595
>>33935607
>>33935610
TRES HORAS

[Anonymous No.]

So Chadcast is a lie?

[Anonymous No.]

the people revealing that they only watch vesper… jeeze…

[Anonymous No.]

ah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935681
Chadcast is a podcast made by someone who doesn't understand what podcasts are.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa is sleep deprived
>I am sleep deprived
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935678
CIENTO OCHENTA MINUTOS!

[Anonymous No.]

why is the seat so high?

[Anonymous No.]

Hyped to hear him gush about bikes for like 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935681
CHADCAST is a zatsudan they mistakenly labeled as something people think is a podcast but it's not a podcast because it has 0 structure which a podcast usually has

[Anonymous No.]

29 inches.....Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935681
Yes, unironically mori's fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935681
chadcast is “a podcast” in that its people talking and you can put it on in the bg. altare and vesper are NPR type niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935764
long legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935764
For guys with big dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935764
Tall person bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935108
i have a entry level pleb mountain bike, wish i could afford to change the tires but i dont have the money nor do i ride it that much to warrant it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935489
That's great anon!!! I recently got over my own irrational fear of bikes and relearned how to as well!

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 he rates every bike a 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

its a fucking powerpoint

[Anonymous No.]

it's a fucking power point

[Anonymous No.]

He doesn't know how to just Ctrl + scroll

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER THE UNDOXABLE

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's opsec autism...kino...

[Anonymous No.]

This dood lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's OPSEC on point

[Anonymous No.]

powerpoint lmao

[Anonymous No.]

POWERPOINT CHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927664
>I feel the complete opposite way. It's in every channel's rules to not bring up other channels unprompted. Newfags don't know peace and unity and try to force it by not respecting boundaries.
and it's about as much of a rule
>>33935108
i actually ride a stationary/exercise bike every day for an hour but I don't actually go anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

powerpoint god

[Anonymous No.]

this guy is always playing with fire

[Anonymous No.]

PPO
Powerpoint Oji

[Anonymous No.]

>Manager: Don't do it
>Vesper: Good point
>Vesper: I'ma do it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Uh, why couldn't he just capture Powerpoint in OBS?

[Anonymous No.]

why didn't he just turn the powerpoint into a PDF and stream that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935991
>>33936020
He was extremely paranoid over not having himself muted and then it happened like a week later.
rip nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935174
Sorry for mucho texto but there's more than one answer and here's one. There's a more in depth overview of it somewhere, but it has to do with the nature of shipping vtubers in general. If you've seen it, the term Namamono might be thrown around every now and then; it's an umbrella term for what's essentially Real Person Fiction (RFP) outside of Japan. There are unspoken rules to it that eventually integrated itself into the Stars shipping culture, namely keeping the more shippy stuff out of the real people involved. It's done out of respect, as well as a way to channel those fantasies with no one getting harmed as much as possible. It also makes way for a healthier shipping culture that properly regulates itself by example. We don't want that shit bleeding out into live chat, rampant shipping can actually harm a Vtuber if we allow it to go wild; can't normalize that (unless the talents themselves want or will it to be). An unofficial tag defeats the purpose of why we're hiding stuff in the first place too. We can't really say for sure that they've blocked the tag but if they find it, the floodgates are gonna open. Once that shit gets out of hand, it's hard to regulate and contain. Going too overboard might affect actual dynamics between talents because of expectations and shit, don't wanna make the talents uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936025
He is a boomer and don't know how technology works

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936025
hes scared of fucking with obs

[Anonymous No.]

He said shaft, wrap it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936066
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936066
We got shaft perms back, we're in the clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936066
Shaft perms restored. It was only a one time thing.

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga put their panties in Nowa's powerpoint presentation KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936047
I don't think anyone is intending on having their roommates fuck in fanart/writings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936066
The payoff happened already. Now perms are back. Bit is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936108
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.]

Appalachia bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, what would be his trail name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936142
>ywn have your actual panties be seen by Uncle Nowa
absolute chad behavior coming from this vestie

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ this man’s bike autism is off the charts

[Anonymous No.]

>See marin, type ahoy
why are you guys like this?

[Anonymous No.]

what does 27 mean?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't realize biking was so popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936270
the diameter of the tire

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936270
Its the wheel size

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936270
wheel diameter in inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936270
I think the size of the wheels

[Anonymous No.]

Uoooh ToT

[Anonymous No.]

short king...

[Anonymous No.]

manlets

[Anonymous No.]

>can tell height with bike
good thing i didnt send mine... (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

[Anonymous No.]

He's about to cream himself over this bike

[Anonymous No.]

my local bike shop guy is the exact same, he can literally guess your height +/- an inch just staring at you because hes been fixing bikes for so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936314
you fuckin midget

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936252
>see chicken, type KFP
you almost never see this stuff on starsJP chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936314
fucking manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936117
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a lot have that sentiment but since the line's pretty blurred for Vtubers, they still hide it out of respect. A huge part of them still bleeds into and breathes life into those characters they play (or lack thereof). Also, there are some ungovernable folks there that have no self-control so the containment and self-regulating is for the best. It can and will bleed into live chats from time to time but it can be minimized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936314
London?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936314
>short king
Here have a banana
T.gaymate

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936351
>>33936363
C'mon he's just a little guy

[Anonymous No.]

Over 260 more bikes to go… mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't live near mountains
TRIANGULATE

[Anonymous No.]

NUMBER 8????

[Anonymous No.]

>#2-#8
how many fucking bikes does he have
and he sleeps with the #1 one

[Anonymous No.]

this man fucks his bike

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>my number 2 to number 8 bikes go in the filthy garage
>my number 1 bike stays in my bedroom with me
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper would blast a nigger with his shotgun/rifle if they want to rob him
damn

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA OJI IS STRAPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936486
it's well known that nowa lives /right here/

[Anonymous No.]

>talking about killing black people
Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

BASED /K/OMMANDO

[Anonymous No.]

average vestie sees a bike and goes
>god i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.]

AYO SOMEONE STOLE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936558
niggas be triflin

[Anonymous No.]

>cut the brakes
absolute madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936499
The ideal number of bikes is n+1. I will fund uncle Nowa achieving this dream

[Anonymous No.]

>10/10 for an old schwinn someone picked up off the side of the road
C'mon

[Anonymous No.]

>i'll never become a bike and have Nowa ride on my with his sweaty ojisan ass, cuddling me in bed at night and cleaning me

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be a bike now...

[Anonymous No.]

The first person that doesn’t get a 10/10 is gonna jump in traffic I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936634
it's a bit anon, every bike is going to be a 10/10, even the bike tire and bike lock will be a 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

Is this “number one” bicycle in the room with us right now, Vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936634
it's about the attitude it exudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936640
GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936634
They're good bikes, Bront.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Nowa to look at me and moan in amazement... lucky bike...

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa-oji gushing over bikes....

I just wish someone can be the same about me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936676
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936690
>>33936694
control yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936683
it’s not gay if you’re a bike, moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936640
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936272
If you're into biking and vtubers, you'll want to watch the vtubers who are bike nerds. 300 pictures is a tiny fraction of his sub count.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... its like my grandpa is still alive and he's telling me stories about blowing up commies in Nam...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936727
I'm just talking about biking in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936683
There are no gays anon. Only straights and fujos. No i'm not taking my meds

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa sees a bike
"10/10 WOULD DO IT!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936734
I know... its like my grandpa is still alive and he's telling me stories about blowing up filthy American invaders and their lapdogs in Nam...

[Anonymous No.]

He's taking so long lol my bike is never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936683
i'm a femvestie ah ah... Nowa is the only man in the world i'd let facesit me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936799
Go to bed Nguyen

[Anonymous No.]

Spotted an arabian vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936541
Yeah, my heart

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE DA VINKI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936812
>femvestie
More like TransVESTIte lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936843
INSHALLAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936843
Arabian version of the commandments comes back next thread desu?

[Anonymous No.]

>clipless means there is no clip
NAHONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936843
ظننت أننا جميعًا في نور الله المقدس

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936843
alhamdulillah

[Anonymous No.]

He started this stream sounding half dead but just perked right up when he started looking at bikes I love him so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936843
inshallah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935004
Wtf i am axel?

[Anonymous No.]

this is a woman's bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936893
Dude english is wack, something being fruitless has nothing to do with fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936117
Just look at early Myth if you want to know what happens when ships go out of hand, specifically with Amesame and Takamori. Constant collab begging and NTR jokes when they're close with anyone else, people treating them as one of the same instead of appreciating them as individuals. Vtubers have to cultivate a healthy community because so much of it bleeds into their streams, it's not fair to treat them the same as you would with fictional characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936960
>(You)'re Axel
>I'm Axel
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

how long until we see joke submissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936934
Me too he's so cute and wonderful. Love how he's nerding out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937039
yeah, I want to see a unicycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937039
god willing, he didn't include them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937018
>NTR joked
This still makes me think why roberu is cool with those animare/noripro/mea jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936994
yes it does you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937024
Talented but mentally challenged?

[Anonymous No.]

Hearing Oji-san's bike autism is oddly nice. I honestly didn't know there was so much about bikes.

[Anonymous No.]

mommy vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

mama vesper...miruku hoshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937018
Same with NoeFure / PekoMiko on the JP side
Which is why you see them scale down their interaction on stream

[Anonymous No.]

oji-san is gonna pick up hot single moms. my brother

[Anonymous No.]

Grandpa wants to be a mom...
Uuuuuuuuuuuuu...

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched the garticphone collab and it's so cute how Rio kept drawing Dez

[Anonymous No.]

mama vesper........

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUU Mommy Vesper UUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937149
SEXO

[Anonymous No.]

Time to break out the dehumidifier

[Anonymous No.]

aww someone converted their dad into a vestie. wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937149
>shortstack mommy vampire
holy fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Vesper a mommy…

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937078
It's because Roberu is good at setting boundaries. A huge chunk of his audience is also mature enough to play into it for jokes and understand it's part of a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

owo

[Anonymous No.]

UWU

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn it man why did you have to uwu

[Anonymous No.]

OwO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937088
A fruitless business for example means it's a unsuccessful business not that it doesn't sell fruits

[Anonymous No.]

Lance Armstrong's watching

[Anonymous No.]

>notices bulge uwu

[Anonymous No.]

0w0

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone ask him to stroke the bulge with his cursor again?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate Vesper and have him trapped as a stay at home malewife in an abusive relationship with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937267
leader hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937267
Leader will end you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937144
Same the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937100
Yea, he's just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937267
you people man...

[Anonymous No.]

hanging bike ah ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937246
where do you think it comes from? when a fruit tree doesn't bear fruit, it's fruitless. you can easily intuit what the word means provided you weren't lobotomized before developing abstract thinking capabilities

[Anonymous No.]

>bike from 2008
>someone in chat said "that bike is as old as me"
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937267
Leader these are not healthy thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937267
Damn fujo can't wait until after stream. Needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937372
T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>rat's hoohaa
HE'S THINKING ABOUT BAE
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937372
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a bike otome game just asking as a joke haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937372
T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937334
Kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937144
We officially have Rio's art of Dez being tentacle raped... We've made it chupadobros

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937403
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937372
>people born during the obama admin can post online legally now
the passage of time needs to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>tramp stamp
Nowa, you're gonna upset the tramps

[Anonymous No.]

Gramp's tramp stamp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935453
That explains nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937372
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
me on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>the retard who just got banned in hlgg decides to crosspost here

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>7 bikes in 1 hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
that korean big breasted girl with the blue hair? me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Wtf, that's her grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Me on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
please leave my uncle and his psyche alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
that should be ME on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Nowa doesn't have white hair

[Anonymous No.]

Wow you guys reply to bait fast

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is that abomination

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, these are some cool bikes. Didnt know the vesties were big bike fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936047
But we’re talking about NSFW stuff, it doesn’t need to include shipping.

[Anonymous No.]

can you niggers not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
>the girl is the one faceless this time
Nice now i can self insert myself. This is now a you×nowa fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Kronii wishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
I at least respect the effort some of these shitposters put in

[Anonymous No.]

>33937465
>Not even reading the other anon's post who actually took the time to give you an in depth explanation
You don't deserve a (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't want his bike to see him looking at other bikes
kek

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S CHEATING ON HIS BIKE, THE WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937630
>still gives him attention
Absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937578
like they say, chat reflects streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hides his #1 bike and won't say its name

[Anonymous No.]

His no 1 bike has a name. Fucking autismo kino

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA IS A WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>Bike is a she
NOT GAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>he names his bike
I WILL SAVE HIM

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't named my bike...

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have vesper cheating on you

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa is a fucking whore
also >

[Anonymous No.]

Porcia

[Anonymous No.]

>American hours
>Every baiter gets 100 (You)s
Every time

[Anonymous No.]

portia...

[Anonymous No.]

portia

[Anonymous No.]

>Julius Caesar's murderer's wife
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

wtf, do bikechads name their bikes or is this just nowautism

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937358
Sure but only if you could have so intuite a fruitless tree as a tree that just doesn't produce fruit not that it's necessarily unsuccessful. Another example is searchless, which doesn't mean lack of search. My point is still stands

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937676
You're one to talk magni

[Anonymous No.]

What the fu ...
BROS, I'M NOT HISTORY MAJOR ... SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.]

it's Portia

[Anonymous No.]

Weren't there like, 30 fucking people murdering him? I assume it was Brutus' wife.

[Anonymous No.]

femvesties... we're losing to Porcia the bike...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937736
what brand is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937732
Even if you know jackshit about history you should know "et tu, brutus" so just look up brutus' wife

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, Nowayumes have a new self-insert as Portia

[Anonymous No.]

Read Julius Caeser, the shakespeare play

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
Bonnie and Selen from the catalog btw

[Anonymous No.]

Where does Uncle Nowa put his penis when he's fucking his bike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937713
I thought it was euro hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937739
Brad´s Wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937759
my new name...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937729
Could have also*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937650
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
me on the left[\spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

is there a weeb connotation to that name?

[Anonymous No.]

just woke up
what happened so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937853
Nowa has 8 bikes, he sleeps with his #1 bike, it's named portia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937630
See >>33937579

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937846
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937853
Bikes unironically turn on nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937792
it is, the real issue is that there are not enough fujos here left to defend mans and there are alot more anons from other threads posting here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
nowa clearly thinking about bikes here. you can tell it from his smile

[Anonymous No.]

this bike is SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

this is the cuckest bike ever

[Anonymous No.]

this bike sucks cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937759
>self inserting as a woman who's currently being cucked
Do women really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938029
we'll take anything. we do have daddy issues so we're used to men fucking us over

[Anonymous No.]

HE'D FUCK A BIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938069
fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>how to be reborn as a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938093
he's got over 200 bike pics to jerk it to now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938029
But after the stream Portia goes back into his bedroom while bikes #2-#8 sit in the filthy garage
She knows she's his #1 bike, these vestie bikes aren't even a threat

[Anonymous No.]

How erect is Nowa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938113
if reincarnation is real, i would kill myself to become reborn as nowa's bike....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938134
It's all a ploy to get his jerk materials. Sasuga nowa oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938166
He's edging himself live on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938166
He's triple-cranking it right now

[Anonymous No.]

why do people @ streamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937442
So that’s what ghostboys dream of...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Nowa like that guy that makes out and has sex with his car, but instead of a car it's bikes? nigga has more sexual tension looking at bike pics than he's had with his female collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937905

[Anonymous No.]

Makes me glad I didn't post my bike. It's just some shitty walmart bike that I need to get around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938215
attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938215
In an attempt to get noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
Real

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>The scenery is irrelevant, let's focus on the bike, everybody!
His bike autism is a little funny, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
Portia, you slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938238
It'd still get 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
oh god it's real...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
soulful edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
No offense but this looks traced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
ABAYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
>ISREAL
NOWA OJI IS NOT MINE ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938294
Focus on the stream, Iopi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938215
If it's like twitch or if he installed an BTTV-like extension messages are highlighted when you @ someone or mention their name fully

[Anonymous No.]

this is a genuinely advanced level of autism. i’m impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
PORTIA IS A HOE

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>>33937579
Assuming this is like, genuine curiosity for this topic, it's still under Namamono territory actually. So like, respect, yadda yadda. If there's no explicit go signal, don't push it. Some talents are uncomfortable with it, some are open to it, some want to keep it under wraps for their audience, some do it for image reasons. Either way, if they really want to see that content, they can and will seek it out. Bossu has been implied to have gone through the locked mines himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937499
me taking the picture

[Anonymous No.]

protect this man, he's so nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
Me on the...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
kek

[Anonymous No.]

the absolute autism oozing from this man...I love him so much

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like this equation. it reeks of insecurity

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
SEXO

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>>33938266
He is unironically the type who goes to a scenery and says "It's beautiful" while only looking at his bike

[Anonymous No.]

When is Altare’s member
stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938426
he needs to optimize every area of his life to maximum potential. please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938426
He's still in his 2views mindset, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938470
7pm pst / 10pm est tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Guys ...
I think Uncle Nowa is into bikes too much ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938470
10 pm est
7 pm pst

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know how to ride a bike I just love uncle nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938470
Today at 7pm PST (or 11am JST, just in case I got my time conversion wrong)

On that topic, is there one anon updating the teamup schedule? It has a few things wrongs on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
Me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>Show me your bike and I will tell you who you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938525
What gave it away? Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938525
women have no interests other than checking their phones and sleeping, you wouldn't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938525
he definitely has sex with his wife everyday

[Anonymous No.]

he's been on this bike for like half an hour now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938492
was he really a 2view?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938555 (Me)
I meant "is there ONLY one anon updating" it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
>tfw you will never win against a bike
why live

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SHIFTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938555
I am looking forward to Altare Member stream :)

[Anonymous No.]

cool looking bike

[Anonymous No.]

he's orgasming...

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should do this but with Nowa and his bike and the scenery.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckin Reichbike over here showing off his fancy shmancy shit

[Anonymous No.]

autism ves
autism

[Anonymous No.]

Debating whether I should member Magni to play Smash against people.

[Anonymous No.]

he's cumming

[Anonymous No.]

Stroke that bulge, Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931954
Pretty okay, but that's pretty great by gartic phone collab standards.
>Nowa's noticed the bulge
UwU

[Anonymous No.]

>notices your shifter bulge

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa's touching the bulge
>I'm touching my bulge
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938230
god i wish i was portia

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938426
I took it more as pure autism as a content creator. Used to watch some JP streamers that were anal about this even with a strong brand following. Mark of a good entertainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>german
>kiara
STFU CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938596
altare and nowa were, axel was a 1view

[Anonymous No.]

Has he been rating every bike a 10/10?

[Anonymous No.]

UWAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Portia has a bulge..... Vesper's dating a troon..

[Anonymous No.]

owo

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get invested into something even half as much as Oji is interested in the bikes

[Anonymous No.]

>My wife (bike) has as bulge
BROS?

[Anonymous No.]

Portia is a futa confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

it's just puffy anons, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

precum confirmed....

[Anonymous No.]

ah ah ah ah ah ah

dehumidify

ah ah ah ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938870
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

You screw the Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938868
step 1: have autism
step 2: start at the beginning of a hobby and continue until you reach the end

[Anonymous No.]

Grandpa needs to be dehumidified.............

[Anonymous No.]

puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938868
Stop living through other people, which is what eceleb worship is. Speaking from experience, all of the things I can nerd out about in depth are from before I got into vtubers.
On the flipside, I'm learning a language. So it's not useless either.

[Anonymous No.]

ARCHITECTBROS

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa doesn't know what a bench grinder looks like...

[Anonymous No.]

A harem to rival Nowa's garage

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938868
1. Be male 2. Spend a ridiculous amount of money on a thing 3. Show this thing and talk about it to other people nonstop, boom austism

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939078
>>33938868
The female version of bike/car/motorcycle autism is houseplant autism

[Anonymous No.]

he's unhinged around bikes

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper...your cocklust...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938802
I'm surprised cover even noticed him, good for him

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up, what’s going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938525
Fanart of Nowa in short shorts grinding against his bike saddle when

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939202
Nowa is Horny, Horny for bikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939202
nowa cumming over bicycles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939202
Nowa cucking his wife(bike).

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938426
did he say the thing about saying something funny every 2 minutes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939202
nowa is literally jerking off to bikes

[Anonymous No.]

I've never learned to ride a bike.

[Anonymous No.]

HE SAID HER NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939136

[Anonymous No.]

MEGAMIND CHADS, WWA