Imagine how rich Fauna would get if she started selling milk

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> be Fauna
> take hormones to induce lactation
> express milk with a pump
> store milk in glass bottles in the fridge
> strike deal with small dairy company
> they add some caramel
> they sterilise the milk so no cooling needed, makes things easier
> they bottle the milk in 500 ml bottles
> sell Faunmilk bottles for $150 per bottle
> diaplings starved of female affection buy mommy's milk en masse
> $$$
> they want more
> you add a subscription model
> $$$$$
> tfw you milk yourself to milk diaplings
When life gives you diaperfrens, make diaperade.

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>>33857093(me)
I would unironically buy a bottle if I had a lot of disposable income desu.

[Anonymous No.]

150$ is really lowballing it, she could ask for way more

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MOMMY FAUNA? UUUUU

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I'm quite sure she doesn't have enough milk for anything like that, and trying to get some for all the sapling would end up killing her or leavings some permanent damage on her body

[Anonymous No.]

Women only lactate after they’ve given birth you dorks

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The milk would have to be powdered for worldwide shipping.

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>>33859743
Mommy is so gorgeous.

But yeah, maybe she could sell it for more, considering it's a...specialty item.

>>33860188
>I'm quite sure she doesn't have enough milk for anything like that
True. The prescription model wouldn't work. It could work if she just keeps it as a limited item though. If picrel is accurate she could produce at least 30 bottles a month and sell them for high prices for the most extreme fans/whales

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> OP specifies "take hormones to induce lactation"
>Women only lactate after they’ve given birth you dorks
what did he mean by this?

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We know for a fact there's a market for gamer girl bathwater. I'm shocked no vtuber has even attempted to replicate that.

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>>33860508
Do your Natalie Mars reps

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>>33860413
Now that makes more sense, with such a limited supply the exclusivity makes it more valuable and thus worth more money, so now we got ourselves one hell of a business here

I have a friend, make that a friend of a friend, that would pay good money for this

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>>33860629
One little detail though...how do we reach out to Fauna to convince her that this is a good idea, without immediately being blocked/ignored?

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>>33860777
Blessed trips

I can think of a few ways, none real safe and all of them probably ending in failure.

1- Twitter
2- Akasupa
3- e-mail to cover

Probably the safest way would be to have someone that she's close with and have him tell her directly how simple it would be for her to earn several thousand more and making her fanbase even more happy with it, but fat chance anyone close to her visits /vt/ and wants some faumilk on top of that

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I want Fauna to be my wet nurse!

>>33860405
Really? Properly sterilised milk doesn't need to be refrigerated to stay good, so that shouldn't be a problem. I can literally go to the store, buy some of that stuff and keep it in a warm spot for ages without it going bad.

Also since Pekora's plum win was available for shipping, the fact that it's in glass bottles and a liquid shouldn't be a problem either.

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>>33860964
If Cover is open to e-mails with suggestions for merch, I think it could be worth trying.

Alternatively we just turn Faunmilk into such a big meme that she figures it out by ehrself and hope that by that time she's shameless enough to want to pander to diaplings to that extent.

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>>33861360
If we were talking about JP, by all fucking means we could get this done and by christmas drink some faumilk, but EN management is a disaster of political correctness so the moment we say "breast" the whole thing would go out of the window

>>33861207
You are correct, sterilized milk has a very prolonged shelf time so it shouldn't be an issue until the package is open

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mommy milky uuuuuuu

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We will make it a reality
https://files.catbox.moe/5vwvgr.png

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>>33861639
Honestly, I suspect neither EN nor JP management would want one of their members to sell breastmilk. It would probably be a PR disaster because of the revulsion it would induce. Not an expert on Japanese culture though so I could be wrong about the JP side.

>>33862104
Holy crap...though personally I'm more interested in oneshota situations where the shota drinks it straight from the tap.

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>>33862297
I imagine it would be normal milk but with a fauna label of it, no way legit breast milk would be a thing but still, placebo

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>>33857093
Nintendo, hire this man!

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>>33862399
I admit I was talking about actual human milk all this time (see >>33860413). But yeah, getting them to sell cow's milk with, say, a picture of Fauna with a cowkini on it is more realistic. It wouldn't have the "gamer girl bathwater" effect though, if you catch my drift, so it would need to be sold in higher amounts at way lower prices.

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Reposting important research;

> I've been doing some research into the effects of certain diets will have onto the taste of breast milk, the only problem is most studies try to find out what is most appealing to a baby rather than how it tastes to a grown man. With this in mind I will look both into how her breastmilk will taste for our child and also how it would taste to me.

>For a baby, Fauna enjoys several foods that would pique the child's palette. Among her favorite fruits, both bananas and strawberries showed positive results in breastfeeding. Her favorite vegetables are also quite good for breast feeding, both carrots and potatoes taste good for a child while consuming breastmilk. The addition of sweet potatoes in her favorites would definitely be good for keeping the baby drinking her milk, as the amino acids in foods consumed directly impact the taste of breastmilk.

>If we move on from her whole food tierlists, we also have her dessert tierlist as another reference. However you should take this with a grain of salt as fauna is known to be psychically active so it would make sense that she doesn't eat sweets too often (however she has talked about how much she likes sweets so I could be wrong about them effecting her diet). Her dessert tierlist is quite lacking in its positive improvements to her breastmilk as a majority of her top sweets do not naturally have sugar so they most likely would leave a poor taste in her breastmilk. Another issue is her caffeine consumption but given that she mostly drinks tea not coffee, it wouldn’t rub off on the child too much.

>With all these factors in mind, her breast milk would most likely be quite appetizing and would keep the baby engaged while breast feeding.

>Now onto the part that we all care about. How would her breast milk taste to a grown man? We know that Fauna is a vegan so she would likely rely on fruits to get her essential vitamins. With B tier being used as a baseline for the fruits she commonly eats, we can tell a few things. Strawberries, Bananas, Coconuts, Mangoes, and plums all have a large amount of natural sugars in them. I’ve read a few vegan-mom blogs for reference and it seems that fruits like this positively affect the flavor of their breast milk, one of the blogs even saying “It tastes almost like maple syrup, but the sweetness isn’t too overbearing.” Aside from these fruits, there is one more that will have a major impact on the taste, Pineapple. Fauna places pineapple in A tier, if we assume she eats it regularly, than for us this is very good to hear. A common thing us men hear is that pineapple will make our cum taste better, this also has a similar effect on the bodily fluids of women.

>With all this information in mind, we can assume that Fauna’s breast milk will be much sweeter than the average woman. We can assume that her milk would be top shelf. Once we marry I could influence her diet and get her to eat more fruits. But until that day, we can only make solutions similar to her milk. I recommend using 8oz of raw cow’s milk (you could use breast milk but that has a lot of variables), and 2 table spoons of local raw honey (could also substitute maple syrup) and a pinch of mint.

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>>33861754
>>33861207
>>33862104

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>>33863016
...where did you even find this anon? That person has to be even more deranged that me. Or dedicated, depending on how you look at it.

Also I'm saving this copypasta for future use.

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>>33860400
I can help her with this

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>>33862692
I mean I'd love to actually buy legit faumilk or drink it straight from the source, but gotta accept the current historical context and the limitations that come with it

[Anonymous No.]

Close your eyes and open your mouth saplings, I have plenty of "mommy milk" for you

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>>33857093
Milk isn't vegan though.

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>>33864541
You're not Fauna...

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>>33863300
Some dude replied with this to a Fauna breastfeeding-fic I posted a while back. We had a whole ass conversation about the mechanics of breastfeeding. I love this fandom so much.

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>>33864929
Fauna is resting from all the milking anon...

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>>33864541
I want to drink Risu’s salty nut milk

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>>33860777
It would only work over her rm. Cover would never do this officially

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>>33857093
Too bad Gura would buy exclusive rights to her milk supply and we'd get no more Gura MVs because she'd be broke

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>>33864604
It is when the milk is extracted with the consent of the producer. Animals cannot consent. A human can, especially if they they it themselves and on their own initiative. So human milk can actually be vegan.

Keep in mind that for most vegans it's ultimately about not making animals suffer.

>a Fauna breastfeeding-fic I posted a while back
>a whole ass conversation about the mechanics of breastfeeding
Amazing

>I love this fandom so much.
My mommy-issues ridden arse agrees.

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>>33866265
in this moment I will remind you.

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>>33857093
Women don't make that much milk unless they have a medical condition. Also Fauna is a vtuber, they could slap her image on any milk and people would buy it. I know I would

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>>33857093
>they add some caramel
Good times create weak men.

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>>33860512
Gura cashes in on that market without even having to actually sell the product.

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>>33868245
see >>33860413

>they could slap her image on any milk and people would buy it. I know I would
Very true. It's more practical either.

>>33868295
Human milk is pretty sweet in itself, so it wouldn't even be necessary. And the sterilisation process would also give it a mildly caramelised flavour.

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>>33857093
>Vegan milk

pass

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>>33872210
Man, you're gonna freak out when I tell you what cows eat

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I’d buy it and make a café fau lait

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>>33864541
stop sexuharaing the saplings. We already have nut milk.