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Just woke up from a dream where God told me about every HoloEN boyfriend. Don't read if you don't have the nerves for it.

Mori - MowtenDoo (she's a VShojo spy)
Amelia - Tom Scott
Ina - PSY
Gura - DarksydePhil
Kiara - Drachenlord
Mumei - Noam Chomsky
Kronii - Patrick Wood Crusius
Baelz - Karl Jobst
Fauna - Charles III (fourth mistress)
IRyS - Aphex Twin

If the jannies remove this thread then you know it's real.

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>> No.33698692

>>33698642
>Woke up from a dream.
Ah. Of course. Don't worry. it was only just a dream because I have no clue who 90% of these fucks are.

>> No.33698694

>>33698642
>Aphex Twin
Who is this fag, and why is IRyS with him?

>> No.33698716

>>33698642
>Gura - DarksydePhil
Dear god my sides, good job OP.

>> No.33698720

>>33698642
>none of them are dykes
I have a hard time believing your dream.

>> No.33698799

>>33698642
Nothing on Elon Musk?? Your god sucks

>> No.33698829

>>33698694
The fag is you and Richard D. James aka Aphex Twin is only one of the most influential electronic musicians of the last forty years. I like his music a lot

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>>33698694
>Cums inside your oshi

>> No.33698875

>>33698694
You are the fag you fucking zoomer, the man's art is fucking beautiful

>> No.33698890

>>33698642
Gura.


No...

I TRUSTED YOU I EVEN AKA SUPAD

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>>33698642
>Mumei - Noam Chomsky
Damn. Sucks for her have you seen what Chomsky looks like these days

>> No.33699044

>>33698642
>Baelz - Karl Jobst
Wrong, she's actually dating Macaw

>> No.33699050

>>33698642
>Ina - PSY
Ina snapped at Kiara for trying to make her dance once. This would never fucking happen l0l

>> No.33699072

>>33699050
hiding her power level

>> No.33699162

>>33699050
That's because she didn't make her dance gundam style.

>> No.33699290

>>33698642
Your dream lie to you. Here is reality.
Mori - Public cumdump
Amelia - Regis
Ina - Me
Gura - Me
Kiara - Me
Mumei - Me
Kronii - Shared between Vesper and Regis
Baelz - No one. Wishes to be with Roberu.
Fauna - Me
IRyS - Me

>> No.33699291

>>33699162
open gundam style

>> No.33701211

>>33699290
IRyS is actually Me

>> No.33701316

>>33698642
>Gura - DarksydePhil
KEK

>> No.33701327

>>33699290
Kiara is actually me

>> No.33701507

>>33698642
I need to know who other religion's gods say the boyfriends are first

>> No.33701567

its threads like these that remind me that fucking mowtendoo co-founded vshojo. the guy behind some of the best old spice ytpmvs is now running one of the three big vtubing corpos. shit's wild.

>> No.33702202

>>33698642
> Mumei - Noam Chomsky
This one is plausible.

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>>33698642
>Mumei - Noam Chomsky
Close

>> No.33702522

>>33698642
>Mumei - Noam Chomsky
Based

>> No.33702729

>>33698957
Literally me.
I'm mumei's bf.

>> No.33702815

>>33698694
Actually uncultured

>> No.33702820

>>33698829
Please get better tastes.

>> No.33702857

Can i rape in here

>> No.33703067

Gura probably ditched on DSP from long ago since he would always complain about his bugged games

>> No.33703073

>>33701567
Can't be shaken by stuff after learning how stuff like SEVEN VAGANIAS, Brodyquest, and The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny are all under Niel Ciciegra's name.

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>>33698642
>Amelia - Tom Scott
This made me laugh more than I expected.

>> No.33705661

>>33703368
I could 100% believe it. Possibly the most out of them all

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