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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

Previous thread:>>33176142

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em.

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap! There... were three stories posted in the last thread.

Peafowl Pleasures: Tags: Reine, underage, solo masturbation, multiple orgasms:>>33183772

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Story recap! There... was one story posted in the last thread.

Peafowl Pleasures: Tags: Reine, underage, solo masturbation, multiple orgasms:>>33183772

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

Hololive opens a new AV branch and they pressure Aqua into being their first idol to appear in it. She wants (you) to accompany her to the set to keep her nerves down while the scene is being filmed.:>>33176833

Gura masturbating for the first time:>>33178521

You're a famous lion trainer, contracted by Cover to help Shishiro Botan adjust to society! And as a special bonus/curse, she has asked you for help calming her down during her estrus in the past! But there's trouble when she shows up with yet another lion girl, an acquaintance of hers, who's going through the same pains. And worst of all, it's Botan's time too! Can you survive two horny lionesses wanting to mate 50 times a day, or will you use of your smarts to satisfy them while still getting out alive?:>>33187998

A fic about all the HoloEN girls sending messages over a discord group chat discussing how much they want to fuck the Tempus boys and what exactly they'd do to them given the chance:>>33228718

you have an 8 year old chuuba daughter and one day when she comes home from school she's clearly very upset about something. you ask her what's wrong and she tells you that her teacher made her stay briefly after class, and when all the other students had left, her teacher touched her in ways she didn't understand that made her feel uncomfortable, but she doesn't know why.:>>33253895

More Lui plox:>>33272662

>> No.33283803

time to make sure this thread doesn't die while we're all busy posting in the other one still

>> No.33284312

>>33283803
If it dies this early, let it. Their fault for making an early thread while everyone is still hanging out in the old thread.

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>Writing that Flare loves her original outfit because it reminds her of her elven home
how much of a petty asshole am I for this

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>>33285127
Pretty petty cause she hates it enough to get a completely new design

>> No.33285925

>>33285127
Honestly not even sure how flare would feel about her original outfit in a 'pure lore' sense since the outfit switch purely came about due to rl/streamer side stuff.
Like I guess the 'wanting to be cute' thing could come up in a romance focused thing, but I can't really think of a reason for the switch when it's in a pure fantasy world with no streamer side.

>> No.33286023

>>33285866
>Flare not liking her original outfit
>Anya not liking her fat tits
>Ayame not liking to stream
The three great tragedies of taste.

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>>33286023
Now we need a story about focusing on Anya's tits. Fondling, sucking, sticking your dick between them... much to her displeasure.

>> No.33286664

>>33286560
Nursing handjobs are a gift from heaven.

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>>33281979
Lolichama sex fluff

>> No.33290079

>>33281979
Hololive x Among Us orgy

>> No.33290703

>>33290079
sus

>> No.33290861

>>33290703

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>>33290079

>> No.33291166

>>33290079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DlROhT8NgU

Kinda sussy there, anon...

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>>33282772
AZKi gets a decent amount of fanart, just it's all posted to her Twitter tag and not uploaded anywhere else, because she'll go through it about once a week and like or retweet everything so people post it there for attention.. Just search for AZKiArt and whatever Roboco's tag is, and you can find more then a couple of pieces like this fever dream that made me laugh so much I saved it.

>> No.33291267

>>33291206
I take it she doesn't like pineapple on her pizza.

>> No.33291359

>>33290861
Fubuki once tweeted this...
I love that otaku fox.

>> No.33291442

>>33291359
She did a lot more than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoMkx-FWJvM

>> No.33291692

>>33291442
WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S SO SUS RIGHT NOW

>> No.33291741

>>33291442
Fubuki shorts are a blessing onto mankind.

>> No.33291761

>>33291692
Anon check the video description

>> No.33291820

>>33291761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMOGUS

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>>33291206
a couple of pieces of them together, but nothing that'd really fit the kind of fic I'm going for. Honestly considering going into Koikatsu when the time comes and making a pic myself just to have something fitting and eye-catching.

>> No.33292093

With the upcoming Among Us collab, Among Us posting will increase by a hundred fold.

>> No.33292365

>>33292093
(amogus)

>> No.33292509

>>33292083
The barrier between horny thread and writing thread gets thinner by the day.

>> No.33292702

>>33292509
Not until people start posting shitty koikatsu litter box links

>> No.33292786

>>33292509
Ok no for a second I thought you were just talking about how the vast majority of stories written here are smut but you were actually talking about the Horni Thread on this board
Which, yeah ok but at least it'll be for an actual written story and it won't be a wholly smutty pic, just something to fit the events

>> No.33293070

>>33292786
>vast majority
Anon last time it was checked SFW fics still outnumbered NSFW fics, and that's just in fic count; word count would be even more lopsided though that one at least makes more sense.

>> No.33293119

>>33293070
This is a bad thing, mind you. Smut rules, SFW drools and you're a bunch of sussy bakas.

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I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it...

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>>33293070
I honestly didn't check and assumed it was as such due to the nature of this board and how much people want to fuck chuubas because I'm a dingus

>> No.33293175

>>33293143
well what do you have to do?

>> No.33293191

>>33293175
Report the body.

>> No.33293208

>>33293175
I can't tell you, that'd be a self report

>> No.33293491

>>33293143
Write another FBK rape fic?

>> No.33293706

>>33293491
Good idea.

>> No.33293952

>>33293706
Set it in a fantasy world, all the Fubuki rape fics we've gotten have been set in the modern day and held themselves back to keep it real(ish).
Let your horny mind run wild, have Fubuki grow k-cups after getting force fed a potion by a horde of horny goblins, or whatever you find your mind getting horny to.

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>>33293952
>have Fubuki grow k-cups
You were doing so well, too.

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>>33294050
Huh?
Explain

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>>33294212
This is the perfect fox body, not your overgrown titty monster.

>> No.33294643

the Foob Flu strikes again

>> No.33294869
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>>33294643
She's this threads darling for good reason

>> No.33294875

>>33294643
Rape bait fox

>> No.33295049

>>33294869
MITO FUBUKI UPSKIRT SHOT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH I WANT TO SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>> No.33296137

>>33294869
And somehow I still have no clue how to characterize her. All I really know about her is the memes, and BURGER.

>> No.33296484

>>33296137
It's okay. She fits every role so long as you write her personality as honest in their intentions.

>> No.33296628

>>33296484
So just an insanely cock-hungry buttslut?

>> No.33296862

>>33296137
(Insert joke about /wg/ not knowing how to write Fubuki anyway here)

>> No.33296941

>>33296862
>joke

>> No.33297045

>>33296941
Oh, you wanna hear a joke? Sure.
What's a ninja's favourite footwear?
Sneakers.
:3

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>>33297045
t.

>> No.33297232
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Any fics about fucking Watamelon?

>> No.33297379

>>33297232
Watame fic? Yes.
Actual watamelon fics? Sadly no, we don't really have authors that can do the tongue in cheek half-shitpost a proper watamelon fic deserves.

>> No.33299110

>>33297379
It'd be like a Neco arc smut fic. Tons of comedy mixed with hot fruit smashing sex

>> No.33300413

>>33293119
What about a story with both?

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>> No.33300587

>>33300413
When you add smut to an SFW story it automatically, by the unwritten rules of the thread, becomes a smut story. Add "and then he put his pee-pee in her hoo-hah" to the end of Holofantasy's main saga and boom, it's porn forevermore.

>> No.33300646

>>33300587
HoloFantasy already is smut though

>> No.33300692

>>33300587
>Add "and then he put his pee-pee in her hoo-hah" to the end of Holofantasy's main saga and boom, it's porn forevermore.
I see you haven’t read chapter 6.

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>>33300587
...
Have you never actually read holofantasy?
It literally has smut side chapters. It's just that it's heavily outnumbered in content by it's sfw normal chapters.
...
I still find it funny that this became a shonen fantasy action thing when the initial idea for the dice was to do mgq style rape via loss.

>> No.33300881

>>33300744
>>33300646
>>33300692
Nope, haven't read it. Just thought the smut was contained to the side chapters. Let's go with ch7p3, then.

>> No.33301098

>>33300881
Anon, chapter 6 part3.5 is literally a canon smut chapter.

>> No.33301133

>>33300881
I have only read one chapter and it was about Fubuki your supposed "friend" abusing your trust and raping you so to me HoloFantasy is smut as far as I know

>> No.33301205

We really need a gloryhole fic

>> No.33301209

>>33301133
Case in point, no matter how much the SFW outweighs the smut in the """canon""", it's seen as smut.

>> No.33301380

>>33301205
And in the end it turns out the one on the other side was Oga

>> No.33301535

>>33301380
And it's (You) sucking Oga's dick

>> No.33301599

>>33301209
What even is your point here?
You're using a singular example of a another anon who didn't even read an actual smut chapter given that chapter 4 wouldn't even be called smut by anyone looking for it.

>> No.33301659

>>33301599
If it's too difficult to wrap your wee little noggin around now, anon, no amount of explaining's going to help you. Maybe you should stop drinking the tap water.

>> No.33301734

>>33301535
Imagine kneeling down to a gloryhole and peering through to see nothing but darkness, before a quiet *ziiiiip* can be heard and Oga's fat majin dong blasts through the hole and takes your eye out.

>> No.33301789

>>33301734
Oga is super into NTR, it's highly unlikely that he has anything above a 3 incher

>> No.33301826

>>33301789
A .22LR is a midget round yet I wouldn't want one of them poking me in the eye

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Need Rrat Ayame torture

>> No.33302224

>>33301659
No, I'm more confused about why you're treating the thing like it's up for debate whether it's a NSFW fic or not. It's like a weirdly pointless thing to be hung up on.

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>>33292786
The vast majority of prompts are smut definitely. I mainly write what I guess could either be considered SFW vanilla or extremely NSFW smut depending on how strongly you feel about material like Mujaki no Rakuen.

>> No.33302483

>>33302371
never heard of it

>> No.33302536

>>33302072
Do Oni horns grow naturally if cut off?

>> No.33302644

>>33301789
It doesn't help that his roommate is a manlet.

>> No.33302859

>>33302224
So you've missed the point, then. It's okay to admit you don't understand, anon.

>> No.33302925

>>33297232
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101237628

>> No.33303040

>>33302536
No taking them off cripples and makes them retarded...
Fuck I love horn breaking, it just works so well visually at doing the implications of harder guro without the guro.

>> No.33303156

>>33302072
This, but with consent

>> No.33303305

>>33303156
This, but with non-consensual consent

>> No.33303365

>>33300744
>I still find it funny that this became a shonen fantasy action thing when the initial idea for the dice was to do mgq style rape via loss.
It's way more fun that way. Sometimes I feel like the smut subtracts from the actual story, but at least the canon smut was after an entire chapter's worth of build up as opposed to the non-canon side smut which is just for fun.

>> No.33303612

>>33303305
so, coercion? come to think of it, i don't think we have a coercive rape fic. someone should get on that.

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>>33302483
>>33302483
Loli butts no segs.
No segs is actually a selling point of MNR in contrast to any other lolicon shit it has almost nothing to do with the selling point for Comic LO or whatever.
Well it's such a specific kind of nostalgia or kick that it's almost barely worth discussing. Maybe I have it because I completely missed out on girls during puberty and I was homeschooled after the age of 13 or so.
But you know how kids are. Sometime in your life you went to the pool with cousins or friends of the opposite sex and they changed their clothes under their towels and you didnt think anything of it. Maybe your little sister really didnt want to take a bath one day and tried hiding in the house somewhere naked and wet. Sometime in your life your personal space was invaded by the opposite sex, and you realized for the first time that little girls are going to be women someday, and you realize their hair smells like chemicals and their hands are sticky, and they're just dumb little kids but they're going to be women someday and they're not going to act like this again.

Then someday you're trying to get your kids ready for school and your daughter decides to help you shave and her hands are small and sticky you're kind of afraid of where they've been and she covers your cheeks in shaving cream and you're back in that paradise of innocence.

Am I making sense?

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>>33303612
Coercion is the most pathetic way to rape someone. You either pavlovian condition them, or forcefully make them submit. Anything else is weak.

>> No.33304202

>>33303983
does that mean that people who get raped by coercion are also pathetic?

>> No.33304219

>>33303983
Good night Cinderella pills are what I'd go with. Problem is getting them to drink it and not getting caught. Honestly if I raped someone I think I'd either keep them chained up or hack them into pieces. Releasing them back into the wild and hoping they will have rape guilt is seriously stupid.

>> No.33304292

>>33303983
it's impossible for rape to ever be pathetic or weak in any way.

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>>33303983
Coercion is not as good as persuading someone into sex by making them horny. Constantly edging them to get hornier and hornier until you have sex with them is pretty fucking hot.

>> No.33305311

>>33281924
Hey AA you missed this Mio fic from the other thread
>>33180008

>> No.33305824

>>33304297
But what could you do to edge them that doesn’t require sexual consent?

>> No.33305987

I just want to pick up Aqua's teeny-tiny little body and manhandle her while fucking her pregnant

>> No.33306364

>>33305311
Oh, right, This one. Thank you.

>> No.33307023

>>33304292
It's pretty possible. Imagine cumming immediately upon going in, and not being able to get it up again. Or being forced to rape someone against your will.

>> No.33307206

>>33305824
Act seductively and take off your pieces of clothing one by one, provided you're good-looking.

>> No.33307424

>>33307206
Alternatively you can take off their clothing one by one, provided that they won't fight back like someone like Aqua

>> No.33307793

>>33307023
>Or being forced to rape someone against your will.
in that case, you're not the one doong the raping. whoever's forcing you to do it is. you're actually being raped.

>> No.33307852

>>33307023
>being forced to rape someone against your will.
>Luna holding you at gunpoint and forcing you to rape Subaru or else she'll shoot you both
Hot.

>> No.33307970

>>33307852
>Luna rapes you at gunpoint then proceeds to make you rape the women who treated her like a baby out of revenge

>> No.33308050

>>33307852
I've never thought of a scenario like this.
That is incredibly hot.

>> No.33308054

>>33307852
>She accidentally shoots because she's a tard
>misses
>Breaks her fucking wrist
>You spend the rest of the night in emergency because subaru guilt tripped you

>> No.33308482

How are those WIPs coming along?

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>>33307852
>>33308050 (me)
>Subaru reluctantly taking her shirt off, constantly glancing in your direction as you unbuckle your belt.
>Luna tells you two to hurry up
>Subaru finally unclips her bra and slips off her panties
>She does her best to hide her body
>You make eye contact with her and try to make it clear that you don't want to hurt her
>But both you and Subaru know there isn't a choice
>Slowly crawl across to her and climb on top, holding her slender shoulders
>Subaru begins to cry
>You turn to Luna and make one last desperate plea, asking that she let you and Subaru go
>Luna shoots a warning shot onto the ground beside you, a glare in her eye
>There's no escape
>Enter: Subaru
I guess it might be a little tough on your ego for Subaru to be this reluctant to have sex with you, but this is still hot as fuck. I'd like to see this done, with any chuuba honestly.

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Not triying to ruin your boner guys but i seriously cant picture luna being menacing at all
>naaaa fuckingng faggot-nanora imma shoot ya
>naaaaagaaaa
>Laugh as she unloads lead in your chest
>with your last breath you look at her and laugh again because she's somehow out of breath

>> No.33309399

>>33309264
Very true, maybe Luna isn't best suited for the role.

>> No.33309511

>>33307852
>>33307970
>>33308054
God that's so fucking comical and funny I almost have to. I dont really know anything about angry Luna though gimme some clips and I'll throw my hat at it.

>> No.33309604

>>33309264
Look, my desire for 'Holy Shit, Luna Has A Gun! - Actual rape edition' will never be satisfied. I don't care if it's comedic, because it's fucking Luna, but still.

>> No.33310093

>>33309264
Honestly I'd love a tongue in cheek half-shitpost that has Luna speaking entirely in broken nanora but has everything else treated super seriously like the rape is treated like the two of you having to violate each other under duress but it's cut with Luna making lewd comments about how you and Subaru fuck.

>> No.33310168

>>33309264
>Coco opens the door, she came for a surprise visit
>Luna freaks out and shoots her
>MMMMMMMMM WATCHA SAY
The rest of the scene plays out with subaru luna and coco

>> No.33310598

>>33308482
Probably gonna finish around 200 pages.
>>33310093
FUCK yes dude, please. That sounds perfect.

>> No.33310645

>>33310093
>Don be shy shubaru, open those legs up for him

Fine I'll shoot my shot. On a scale of Batman the animated series to a Serbian Film how serious should I write the tone guys.

>> No.33310672

>>33310168
>Luna forcing you to fuck Coco's corpse while it's still warm.
Hot?

>> No.33310863

>>33310645
You can aim for a soprano's style of black comedy too, but honestly you should keep it not as serious since it wont work well if its too intense

>> No.33310865

>>33310645
I'd personally prefer serious because I would very much like to have this scenario to fap to. Comedy can be fun as well, but I feel it'd be a waste to make it a comedy since we don't have a smut story like this.

>> No.33310992

>>33310865
that just means more people have to write a story with a similar premise.

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>>33308482
Just passed 3k.

>> No.33311075

>>33310645
You have two options here, making it a fucked up smut comedy or playing it purely for comedy.
With the first option you're going to have to hold back the serious tone to a level where you can still keep the smut erotic and fucked up.
With the second option you write the narration and make it as dark and melodramatic as you can manage, then add in the comedy by cutting the dark tone with Luna's lewd comments where you play up the babyspeak to get that funny contrast.

>> No.33311282

Incestanon here. I've kinda just given up on making an OC manager for Miyuki and thus I'm going to go about this differently. Which chuuba do you want to see coerce and gaslight Miyuki into doing AV?

>> No.33311337

>>33310865
I honestly cant play it straight to completion anon because the only way out of that situation is eithet double homicide or a joke, so I'll probably have Subaru raped to completion but then Luna fucks up because of course she does

>> No.33311418

>>33311337
Understandable. I guess for a serious smut Luna would best be replaced with someone else.

>> No.33311429

>>33311282
Luna

>> No.33311464

What if Luna threatened to shoot herself if you don't rape Subaru?

>> No.33311482

>>33311282
My mind has been hijacked by a prompt because the first thing I though of when the word AV came up was Aqua.... Which would be interesting but I don't really think would work.
I think in terms of related chuubas close to Fubuki the only ones I can really think of working in terms of feeling right is Matsuri.

>> No.33311514

>>33311282
One that likes lolis

>> No.33311551

>>33311514
That doesn't really narrow it down.

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>>33311464
Well, it'd be a shame I wouldn't get to fuck the duck, but it'd be worth it.

>> No.33311838

>>33311623
That's not very monarchist of you.

>> No.33311873

>>33311418
If it helps I have the irl experience of being shot at multiple times so I can make the experience authentic. Unfortunately I'm also slow.
Also were all thinking about sexy suspenders Subaru right?

>> No.33311887

>>33311464
Man, it's early in the morning, why the fuck are you even asking this question?

>> No.33311969

>>33311482
While I do want to see AV Aqua, I'd rather it be another standalone fic so right now Matsuri would be the most likely but I'll wait for other likely candidates

>> No.33311995

>>33311873
i was thinking of the one with the megaphone.

>> No.33312021

>>33311514
But Miyuki isn't a loli

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>>33312021

>> No.33312148

>>33311873
I had OG outfit in mind, but sex suspenders work too.

>> No.33312193

>>33311969
I honestly can't really think of anyone else within holopro that feels right for grooming an impressionable kouhai unless you want to switch out OC manager-san to someone like A-chansl or Nodoka to have an established management character.

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>>33311995
Megaphone you say? 1/3

>> No.33312365

>>33311873
cop? combat veteran? mafia?

>> No.33312396

>>33312148
It's a hard call. The suspenders outfit looks the best, but for being taken off her OG outfit is the best to me. Especially if she doesn't have a bra underneath

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2/3

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3/3

>> No.33312730

Anyone has a good video or any resource where i can work on my puntuation? its one of those things i've always been bad at
>>33312365
not him but i got shot four times manning a store in Latin america and of those, only once it was during a robbery

>> No.33312763

>>33303983
Still not as good as them submitting freely, but that's personal taste.

>> No.33313036

>>33312365
When I was a teenager my brother and I went hiking on our family property and our deranged neighbor who spent most of his life in jail decided to use us as target practice. My brother was too young to remember it but I was pretty shook.

>> No.33313087

>>33308482
I've started writing that AV aqua idea from a few threads back, does anyone have good resources (clips or fics) that get across Aqua dialogue, I always struggle with writing dialogue so some specific tips for her would be helpful.

>> No.33313172

>>33312730
I know its safer to be in Baghdad Iraq during war time than it is to be in Chicago any time, but how does South America compare to Illinois the city with no guns that is responsible for almost 50% of americas gun crime statistic.

>> No.33313212

>>33281979
Something making light fun of Kaela/Moona's inability to speak english resulting in some contrived missunderstanding for the EN girls

>> No.33313287
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>>33281979
Ayame yobai

>> No.33313339

>>33313087
https://www.youtube.com/c/HololiveareIdolsTL
This guy's a dedicated Aqua Tler. Godspeed on that Aqua AV anon.

>> No.33313401

>>33313172
It honestly depends on the zones. The shop i used to work was on a pretty fucked up zone, so it usually had some niggnoggs shooting at eachothers for the pettiest things. Ironically they dont rob the places in their hoods and make active efforts to protect them since no one wants to stay. One of the times i got shot at was because a guy came to the hood with the intent of hitting my store and other three caught wind of it
now that im in a zone full of old people the worst thing that happened in this year was a vespa crashing against a 4x4.

>> No.33313478

>>33313036
Did he go back to jail for that?

>> No.33313682

>>33313401
Damn, I’ve never been there but America seems like a terrifying place to live in.

>> No.33313741

>>33313682
Every day on the way home I go through at least 120 rounds of M855 fighting my way through the roving hordes of feral hogs and crackhead hog riders who want to steal every part of my car and one of my kidneys. It's a constant struggle for survival, especially with the Amazon drones.

>> No.33313744

>>33313478
Nah but to this day he only ever stays out of jail for like 6 months at a time. I once experimented with having sympathy for the guy but then he shot a giant hawk out of the sky and let it rot in his front yard for weeks and I realized hes just a sick punk. Hes only like 12 years older than me anyway and already irredeemable.

>> No.33313781

>>33313172
I lived in Santiago for a year and it wasn't too dangerous as far as getting shot goes, so long as you didn't walk around in the poor neighborhoods in the middle of the night. But the theft is another matter entirely. I once had my backpack swiped from right under my table while I was eating lunch, without me noticing. I was honestly as impressed as I was pissed off.

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Luna has Four (4) separate eyebrows.

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I've been spam liking tons of Matsuri fanart on pixiv after being reminded of just how sex her design is. Any good Fluff/Smut Matsuri fic? Not festival of sensations please, I've jacked off to it for more than 5 times already

>> No.33314502

>>33314261
for fluff, there was Lotus Festival but I think that's been abandoned

>> No.33315114

>>33314261
I always liked Matsuri's Baby Carrot and Disastrously Tight Ass for pure smut. I'd recommend Matsuri's Matsuri as cute fic that's kinda rapey.
>>33314502
Yeah checking on that author's ao3 shows they're currently writing out a rwby fic, so it's unlikely they'll come back.

>> No.33315161

>>33315114
>RWBY
Motherfucker.

>> No.33315531

>>33315114
>Words: 198,153
what the fuck

>> No.33315732

>>33315531
Is it really surprising? He was pumping out massive chapters when he was active here.

>> No.33316166

>>33315531
Anon that fandom is known for autistically long fanfiction, especially when it comes to shit in the volume 1 setting.

>> No.33316314

>>33314261
Anyone actually just hate Matsuri? Like of all the people who I've seen use the term Rape Correction like an edgy joke I unironically think I could make an argument for it being beneficial to that cunt.

>> No.33316918

Since it’s almost finished, would this be the right thread to post my fic about Sana voring the rest of the Council? I normally write in the kronie threads and will eventually put it there too, but I’m curious
I also have a sort-of done one with just Mumei and Omega

>> No.33316974

>>33316918
Yeah if you post it here we'll archive it.

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>>33316314
I don't know enough about her to have any strong feelings about her one way or another. I just know that this picture in particular makes me want to have sex with her in all of her holes.

>> No.33317069

>>33316918
Yeah this is the right place. Just don't expect too much reaction with tags like those.

>> No.33318993

>>33317056
Unlikable cunt
Bad personality
Mean sense of humor
Constant bored voice
Bitch
Admits to being very shallow and fake
Her gap moe is occasionally she acts human
Professionally a vlogger
Coasts on being pretty and being an it girl irl
Kind of looks like an asian version of that chick on pornhub who does react content.

>> No.33319070

>>33311282
You could make Kurokami act like an actual enemy and screw with your daughter's head. Marine too, in a ditzy sort of way. Shirakami could become sick of her daughter's shit in the interrim between stories and fuck Miyuki up.

>> No.33319095

>>33318993
Found the schizo.

>> No.33319176

>>33311282
Literally anyone from HoloEN because they're all whores.

>> No.33319247

>>33318993
If you think I'm going to start hating her because of some accusations posted with zero context on an anonymous mongolian basket-weaving forum, then you're going to be disappointed.

>> No.33319276

>>33316314
i dont /hate/ her but i do find it kinda sus that a lot of girls try to interact as little as possible with her and a bunch of them go ''yeah today on the offcollab matsuri was very handsy haha so wacky''
then again maybe someone who monitors her RM can give you a more complete answer

>> No.33319313

>>33319095
>schizophrenia is when you dislike people for being awful
Iirc even Coco was genuinely surprised when Matsuri reached out to her because she was a cunt to her before.

>> No.33319343

>>33314261
"I thought you wanted to dance" is fantastic.

>> No.33319445

>>33319313
Look I'm just going to use the hornswoggle like of reasoning to explain my opinion to >>33319247 Matsuri doesn't have to be nice. She doesn't owe anyone good behavior. And its fortunate that shes found a road in life that needs as little good attitude as possible because god knows shed be fucked without it.

>> No.33319469

>>33319247
If you want a relatively sane answer then I'll say that she is clingy and that drives people away from her. Then there's the za hando incident which she lied about even though it didn't fool anyone. That did lead to one of the best fics in the archive though. Also, she loves streaming APEX

>> No.33319523

>>33316314
Matsuri is Matsuri's worst enemy and she needs to be saved from herself, but she doesn't think she has a problem. She's a colossal fucking moron that is sailing through dangerous waters and eventually she's going to hit an iceberg or two.

>> No.33319719

>>33316314
She can be a bitch her roomate is a very huge one and i can forgive that, but since Natsuiro ''hold her tighter she's a fighter'' Matsuri cant stop groping and molesting her co workers i do think she needs to be fucking told off
and no its not a rat, multiple girls have talked how ''affective'' matsuri is on off-collabs and shortly after that they conveniently cut contact with her
Not to mention Marine had to step before she offered a position in Icarly to pekora, since marine knew pekora hates being touched

>> No.33319756

>>33319523
You're probably not wrong. I dont personally understand her fanbase but there are a lot of people who dont understand like, Moriko Kyoho's fanbase either so I guess it's fair play. I dont have the energy to Anti People who dont at least commit spousal abuse anyway so I'll probably just write Matsuri into Lunas got a gun and call it a day for that topic she seems like the kind who struggles to swallow cum.

>> No.33319829

>>33319719
Is iCarly a typo anon or are Japans copyright laws less stringent than I was led to believe

>> No.33319902

>>33319829
In that specific example, it's a joke about Dan Schneider obviously sexually abusing the female cast on iCarly.

>> No.33319910

>>33319829
anon...
Icarly was made by Dan schneider, known feet pedo that mindbroke the girls there

>> No.33319974

>>33319829
>Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
>Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider

>> No.33319985

>>33319910
I know about Dan Show me those toes or I'll cancel your Shows Schneider but I've never heard that joke involving pekora and Matsuri.

>> No.33320028

>>33319985
There was no correlation between them before that joke, it was just a way of saying 'Matsuri was going to get very, very creepy and bad towards Pekora'.

>> No.33320085

>>33319985
Matsuri likes touching girls.

>> No.33320114

>>33319985
its not exactly a joke, anon just made the comparison
I do know what he's talking about, the context is marine being asked if she touches pekora and marine going on a tangent explaining that she would never do that because pekora doesnt handle that very well and then explaining she had to stop someone (i dont remember if it was matsuri) to try and get touchy with her because she knew peko would freak out

>> No.33320162

>>33320114
Marine is a good girl

>> No.33320306

>>33319070
Kurokami would be interesting actually. Like maybe she was salty that Shirakami got with you and her way of getting revenge is fucking up Miyuki and taking advantage of her trust during her time of need.

>> No.33320347

>>33320114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVAoAhV4v08&t=37s&ab_channel=IrohaTranslation
Here, i found the source of the clip and yeah, it was matsuri
>>33320162
always has been, only marineschizo can hate her

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>>33320028
Protecting Pekora's honor as a maiden is pretty fucking wholesome for a lewd pirate.

>> No.33320537

>>33320419
Upvoted

>> No.33320549

>>33320419
>you try to have sex with pekora
>Marine ''surprise visits'' your house
>getting frisky at work
>she conveniently finds you in the broom closet
>wait for her to start recording to get touchy with peko
>Fire alarm goes off
it could be a pretty funny story about marine cucking you

>> No.33320606

>>33320549
>Marine sitting in her fucking 24/7 omega surveillance room stroking Taiga on her lap

>> No.33320684

>>33320606
>Taiga
>Marine
>Kanata
>Zeta
any other member of the ''you dont get to fuck'' squad?

>> No.33320700

>>33320549
I want to think she'd be okay with it so long as pekora's onboard with it, but the alternative is more funny

>> No.33320706

>>33281979
fic about matsuri molesting her colleagues.

>> No.33320742

>>33320549
Unless shes fucking pekora I think you mean cockblocking pekora.
Personally I'd like to see Marine offering to take your dick and spare pekora because she must remain a pure idol

>> No.33320757

For a thread that likes Matsuri fanfics, you guys sure don't actually watch her

>> No.33320759

>>33320684
What's up with Kanata and Zeta?

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>>33320757

>> No.33320983

>>33320700
wait a second this isnt smash bros...THIS IS REAL SEX could be a funny ending
>>33320742
that works too, i just find these types of situations funny and not hot at all
>>33320759
Kanata is THE idolfag/purityfag of hololive and pretty much acts as the guardian of luna and towa. she gave up with watame since she's such a pitslut
Zeta is more or less there because every time some ID girls are getting flirty, she's accidentally becomes a third wheel and ''kills'' the teetee (this is played for laughs). That and every time she tried to get flirty with kaela she falls flat

>> No.33321103

>>33320983
I thought Zeta was there as a companion for Taiga.

>> No.33321108

>>33320983
The only fix to Zeta is to have a fic of just constantly flirting with her with the end goal of having bed breaking sex with her

>> No.33321209

Is ID3 worth watching/writing a fic. I always forget they exist.

>> No.33321287

>>33321209
They only thing I know about ID3 is Kobo's and Altare's little dynamic, they're pretty cute together.

>> No.33321294

>>33321209
Kobo is an actual brat, Zeta has a really nice and soothing voice and Kaela.. I don't really know much about Kaela. Zeta's design and voice is sex though

>> No.33321378

>>33321209
>>33321294
Kaela is a calm, but cheeky Minecraft (and general) autist that streams a lot, which is why some EN fans watch her when their girls aren't streaming again.

>> No.33321394

>>33321209
yeah they are pretty fun.
Zeta is the Bae of holoID, a talented girl that does a bunch of different stuff and is genuinely in love with her fanbase but not in the parasocial unicorn sense
Kaela is more chill and laid back, problem is she's a bit autistic (she had a 10 hours minecraft stream once) but she loves fucking around with her fans and shitposting
Kobo is kind of a loud gremlin but she can be pretty cute and entertaining
Overall every chuuba deserves a watch except ayame because she makes mio worry

>> No.33321488

>>33321394
>but not in the parasocial unicorn sense
shame. I've been looking for a replacement ever since polka decided to keep her fanbase at arm's length

>> No.33321552

>>33321394
You dont have a choice whether or not to watch Ayame, Ayame decided for you that you're not going to watch.

>> No.33321553

>>33321488
Fuck you but hey you can always try no really fuck youlamy

>> No.33321653

>>33321394
>spoiler
Mio really is the mom of hololive.
>>33321488
Cursed digits.

>> No.33321732

>>33321653
i know its stupid and autistic but i really cant forgive how ayame ignored Mio's messages in one of her hiatus because she ''forgot to answer''
Yes mio is a very cute hag how did you know?

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>thread talking about how matuli is horrible molester bitch
>gives me more fuel for my planned fic where femboy festival is a playboy who uses his position as a hololive member to seduce and fuck the girls on a stream

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>>33321488
You can always claim her to be your wife but she'll just reply with GWS. Doesn't stop me from fantasizing about her sweet voice singing a lullaby for me to fall asleep to

>> No.33321856

>>33321827
GWS?

>> No.33322111

>>33321856
get well soon

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>>33321732
I have a inside man
she has the patience of an angel to reach out to Ayame despite getting ghosted

>> No.33322538

Why the fuck is this thread zooming at this hour?

>> No.33322605

>>33303894
My fetish

>> No.33322606

>>33322538
Interesting topic

>> No.33322632

>>33321294
>>33321394
The only thing I know about Kobo is that she talks about poop a lot and was told off by management is this true

>> No.33322663

>>33322538
I came back after a couple weeks off, sounds like a few others just stumbled back plus one newfag.

>> No.33322761
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>>33321394
>she had a 10 hours minecraft stream once
>once
Lemao

For real though spending all day just having slow passionate sex while that soft spoken hag talks in my ear would be heaven

>> No.33322833

>>33322761
>hag
Im sorry anon but Kaela is a cake.

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>>33322761
I like kaela but im a shipfag so i cant picture her with anyone exceptBae

>> No.33322880

>>33322632
I don't know about that second thing but all her hashtags and fanbase names are poo and pee puns yeah

>> No.33323162

>>33322880
Figured. I avoid that girl like the plague

>> No.33323328

>>33322538
It was zooming at night as well, just people not having any life, I guess.

>> No.33323369

>>33313172
What's with the South America reference. No one addressed it so I will

>> No.33323487

>>33323369
because they mentioned Latin America in the prior post, I think

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>>33321653
What a great mother she is

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>>33323711
there isn't enough Mio fluff in the archive

>> No.33324205

>>33323878
There isn't enough Mio in the archives.

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>>33322761
>>33322761
Hag sex is alright. Technically I'm with a christmas cake but I cant imagine the evolution will be major. I'm not sure how many /hag/posters are actually old enough to have had it but I don't think it's worth writing about it's more or less just really efficient lazy sex.

>lays beside you, strokes your cock until it's hard enough
>likes to watch you get erect but wouldnt admit to it
>lays on top of you, years of riding dick make the motions second nature, almost reflexive
>crosses her arms over your chest and lays her chin on her wrists while she talks to you
>entire conversation is literally just a shit test to see if you can pay attention to her
>pussy just casually tugs your dick in a minimum effort way but still effective enough to make you cum
>hey anon, what do you want for supper tonight?
>nah, I really dont feel like cooking...
>order one of those avocado burgers from chili's please?
>do you think I'm getting out of shape? Look at my butt in the mirror...
>haha you almost lost. Loser.
>clamps down on you at all the right times
>steals your cum
>silently drools on you when she climaxes
>face looks like shes trying to bend a spoon with her mind
>pokes your dick a few times while she watches your cock shrinks back to normal size
>goes to take a shower after shes finished with you
>nonverbal agreement that you'll be on top next time. Might even be after dinner if its good.
>if your lucky the kids dont even try to break down the door

It's not particularly story worthy or mind blowing I'm really not sure I understand the /hag/ frens. The only advantage I can think of is older women more consciously appreciate the male body. Just having a flat stomach gets me points with her I guess.

>> No.33325552

>>33324578
as someone who had their sexual life ruined by experiencing hag sex as his first experience no i wasnt groomed, i was 19 all i can say its that hags know exactly what they are doing and go straight to the point
sure younger girls are up to more weird/experimental stuff or are springier but there's a strange pleasure in knowing that halfway through the day the hag will just go ''time up, i need a break'' because her stamina cant keep up with her libido
its kind of the same reason why some people get really into interracial sex. my asian roomate would only go after black chicks because every single asian girl he had sex with was either a dead fish or had the stamina of an overweight trucker

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33325582

>>33324578
That with the penguin sounds absolutely lovely

>> No.33326199

>>33324578
M-Muh...
The only older woman I was ever with more or less made 19 year old me fucking blow a load like nothing I've ever witnessed before in my life or since. She was only like, 33, granted, but at the time it felt like any sort of power I thought I had just fucking vanished in the midst of her actually knowing what the fuck she was doing. Relationship obviously didn't last forever but what was there was... Invigorating? Like, it felt like I was being guided by someone who obviously knew what she was doing and enjoyed doing it but not in a whore way of that makes sense. She just knew what she had, knew how to make you feel good, and really liked to do so. A lot of hugging after the shower, though, and that's probably what I miss the most...

>> No.33326563

>>33326199
Could she flex her pussy or was she just good at sex?

>> No.33326692

>>33326199
Sounds like a mommy issue anonx especially going off the >M-Muh
GWS

>>33325582
I'd see if I could make her laugh. I bet that silent belly laugh feels great.

>>33326563
Anon... the pussy is... it's not an onahole anon. Stuff happens inside there.

>> No.33326810

>>33326563
Just good, I guess? It was very casual but at the same time it wasn't just blind animal humping like the amateur user uploads you'd see in porn. The lazy stuff described above is absolutely there but it was more than that. Little pushes, soft touches while they got a better grip, asking how I'm holding on as she'd push down, it's really hard to quantify. Maybe it was just a her thing mixed with youth, but at the time, having only a few girlfriends beforehand, everything she did blew them out of the fucking water. It's probably just rose tinted goggles, but...

>> No.33327265

>>33326810
I think I understand. It was more of a sensual experience is what it sounds like.

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>>33326810
>>33326810
No that sounds about right, but why mention touching when I'm emphasizing the laziness of hag secks. Ideally it's about efficiency, she knows how to have sex, she knows what good sex is like, she knows were not there to have the greatest olympic fuck fest ever, we just need to get from point A to B as enjoyably as possible. It's a formula, like making a sandwich or steaming rice, after you've done it enough times you dont think about how it happens anymore and you've eliminated all the mistakes from the experimental phase. If I had to guess you just liked the fact that she was probably more open to your needs and not fussy about it. Same here. Although I'll admit having to take Sunflower Lecithin supplements and life hacking semen production is weird when you think about it but supposedly it's also great for your brain so hey.
I think I've customized mine into a cum /creampie fetishist though your mileage may vary if you're getting yours pre-owned

>> No.33327840

>>33327597
Now the question is: how to get a hag gf.

>> No.33327900

>>33327265
Maybe that's it. I hadn't had something like that before or since.
>>33327840
Flirt with your uncle's coworker at your library internship and see what happens.

>> No.33328461

>>33327900
On my way to the nearest library.

>> No.33328925
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33328925

>>33325582
>Kaela's name in minecraft is Kaelanalysis
>This is a play on her last name Kovalskia which she shares with a penguin from the film Madagascar

Jokes can tell you a lot about a person. I dont know anything about Kaela but based on this information alone i assume she would 100% fuck you like >>33324578 on the couch while nasi goreng gently burns on the stove. Shed then just make popcorn.

>> No.33329381

yeah go outside for once and find out 99% of hags have skin like an old leather handbag and more wrinkles on their face than the average arsehole

>> No.33330607
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>>33329381
All the women outside your home turn into pruned assholes after 29?

>> No.33331065

>>33330607
Fic where Moona has to sacrifice herself so the Moon doesn't disappear.

>> No.33333631

>>33324578
What hag would suit this scenario best?

>> No.33333877

>>33331065
I think you replied to the wrong post, anon.
>>33333631
Friend

>> No.33334395
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33334395

>>33333631

>> No.33334525

>>33333877
Nah, I made an Avatar reference.

>> No.33334603

>>33334395
Nah, when you try to fuck Polka confetti comes out.

>> No.33334834

>>33330607
In Australia, this is true. Something about the sun turns people into prunes by 24. Kind of a disappointment.

>> No.33335251

>>33334834
Their tap water makes rainbows and shit of course they retarded

>> No.33336440

>>33335251
>their tap water makes rainbows
Qrd?

>> No.33336541

>>33336440
Gasoline is added into the water supply, that's why all australians are petrolheads

>> No.33336905

>>33336440
Mercury poisoning in the water

>> No.33337072

>>33336541
rama rama

>> No.33337909

>>33336905
That's why there's that many water people in that country. Fuckers just stand outside looking at the fire like fucking zombies

>> No.33338691
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>>33337909
Water people?

>> No.33339435

>>33338691
Water For People. You should really start googling the words, it takes less than a minute to do.

>> No.33339515

>>33338691
The mercury in the water kills all brain function over time. It's sad. It's modern version of leaded gasoline but those people just don't care. They don't filter their water because they are idiots, and now they are permanently brain dead

>> No.33340087

>>33339435
Psycho Mantis?
>>33339515
Living in Australia sounds like hell.

>> No.33340134

>>33339515
Am Australian, can confirm. I literally can't even type basic sentences, and have to use a beautiful young Filipino boy I bought online as a scribe to write this. (Kamusta!)

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33340212

>>33340134
Thanks for the secondary confirmation Bae, I can see why your parents keep you in the cuckshed

>> No.33340261

>>33340212
>VB longneck
Probably 8 in the morning, too. Proper Aussie right there.

>> No.33340463

>>33340261
Wouldn't it be Foster's?

>> No.33340468

>>33340261
https://youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I

>> No.33340493

>>33340463
Nope, those are VB's colours.

>> No.33343861

>>33340087
I hope you don’t actually believe him.

>> No.33343911

>>33343861
Why wouldn't he? He's absolutely, 100% correct.

>> No.33344237

>>33340087
Even the water wants to kill you.

>> No.33344402

>>33343911
My guy, why would you spread lies like that?

>> No.33344578

>>33340087
Life in Australia has been hell ever since Haachama broke out of her Exclusion Zone.

>> No.33344827

>>33344402
Australia has always been a hellhole. Parents can’t leave their child out by themselves or else a dingo will eat it.

>> No.33345337

>>33344578
The outback seems pretty comfy.

>> No.33345338

>>33344402
I'm not lying. I AM Australian, and everything he's said about us is true. We also have to wear ground harnesses to prevent us from falling into the sky. Life's hard here.

>> No.33345402

>>33345337
Hey how did you know I was eating here

>> No.33345434

>>33344827
Fucked up that it actually happened but everyone still dogged on the mom.

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33345717

>>33345434
Never understood why. Shit, this animal looks like it could eat babies if it could.

>> No.33345772
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33345772

Hey AA (and other haglovers), I lost access to the original rentry so I made a new one.
https://rentry.org/pdpt

>> No.33346366

>>33345772
How many more chapters do you expect to make out of this series?

>> No.33346975

>>33320757
/wg/‘s insistence in writing fiction of JP streamers they literally cannot understand is bizarre, but hey we’ve gotten good porn out of it so I can’t complain.

>> No.33347159

>>33346975
I like to think that a few writers' watches translated clips.

>> No.33347171

>>33346975
>JP streamers they literally cannot understand
Speak for yourself.

>> No.33347400

>>33346975
I've seen enough translated clips and read doujins in the past that I feel I've got a decent enough understanding of them to write them getting dicked
the EN ones are for some reason unattractive to me entirely
I don't care about any of them(JP or EN) as streamers so

>> No.33347485

>>33347400
>For some reason
Come on, Anon. We both know why. If they can't be as sweet and kind as Mio is, they aren't worth watching. English speaking countries don't foster that kind of personality.

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>>33346366
As of right now: 9
One is the current chapter I'm writing
The next one is a lore chapter to address something that's starting to bother me. That chapter's hag will be a surprise.
Four for Polka and Watame.
Two for Marine but that really depends if I can bust out a chapter by Christmas.
Then the final chapter will feature oyakodon. I'll make an Ayame version because I know some anons, understandably, don't like incest.
I do want to write another Botan chapter and a Fauna chapter but who knows. I have a bad feeling that Polka and Watame chapters are going to sound sameish.
With how long it takes me to write chapters, the series should be done next year. The flow of indomitable time marches on.

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>>33347485
>English speaking countries don't foster that kind of personality.
There's Lumi but she's from a small corpo and no one here watches them so its moot.

>> No.33347717

>>33347657
That's right. No one cares about your indie nobody.

>> No.33347829

>>33347657
I prefer Lia or Pippa desu

>> No.33347909

>>33347657
Come on Anon, Lumi is sweet but in what fucking world can you compare her to Mio?

>> No.33347974

>>33347909
I really don't want to get into it, me mentioning her already triggered one anon, I don't want to trigger others.

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>>33347485
>that kind of personality
as I implied, the only part of the personality that matters to me is how it gets warped when they're getting destroyed by cock

>> No.33348765

>>33347974
Why not? You can explain your views to other people and they might agree with you.

>> No.33348986

>>33348765
I really doubt it and the first reply I got pretty much confirmed it

>> No.33349010

>>33347594
>The next one is a lore chapter to address something that's starting to bother me
Is it finally going to explain why Mio was letting you fuck her coworkers?
...
Or I guess, given the context of the last chapter being that Lui and Chloe aren't vtubers in universe, why Mio is letting you fuck and impregnate a bunch of completely unknown older women?

>> No.33349034

>>33347974
>>33348986
Don’t let tribalfags get to you, most if not all of them don’t have lives and this is the only thing they got

>> No.33349052

>>33348214
Based

>> No.33349291

>>33348986
What a crybaby

>> No.33349761

New thread
>>33349331

>> No.33350040

>>33349010
No and No
It's going to be about the babies, partially.

>> No.33350282

>>33350040
>Anon's an incidental ubermensch breeding the next wave of the perfect half-human half-kemo overlords

>> No.33350476

>>33350040
Oh yeah, I just remembered PD;PT was running with animal litter time for how fast pregnancies go for animal girls. Kinda forgot since the latest chapters have kind of been entirely new characters.
...
Speaking of which, with the benefit of hindsight would you have made the series the same or would you have just made this a bunch of one-shots/miniseries? Because I feel like a lot of this came about due to series creep that ballooned out of the Fubuki to Koyori chapters.

>> No.33351406

>>33350282
kek
>>33350476
If I had to change one thing it would be to not call Mio's ears "fox ears" and to focus on having a plot instead of writing what my dick my wanted me to write. But I like it how it's turned out and my smut is good apparently which is definitely a good thing to hear.
Fun Fact: My original plan for the series was to have it end with a Mio, Fubuki, and Polka fourway.

>> No.33354135

Gentlemen, are we or are we not raping Luna?

>> No.33354217

>>33354135
not

>> No.33354280

>>33354217
Why? I assume you have good reason

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>>33354280
She's defended this time around

>> No.33354760

>>33354462
This fat fuck can't do shit

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33354867

>>33354760
Can't they?

>> No.33356206

>>33354135
Why the fuck would I be attracted to a baby.

>> No.33356405

>>33356206
If you wouldn't fuck Holobaby then you're gay

>> No.33356492

>>33354135
im more interested in sex with Watame

>> No.33356867

>>33356206
you don't rape someone just because you find them sexy and want to fuck them. you do it to exert your absolute power over them and completely dominate them in every way.

>> No.33356899

>>33356492
Watame is for merciless ryona, not for tender sexing

>>33356867
you're a gay faggot

>> No.33356985

>>33356867
Why the fuck would I want to exert absolute power over a baby.

>> No.33358060

>>33349034
Ousting the earlyfag was alright because it freed the thread from a controlling schizoid, but it also gave tribalniggers a wholly undeserved win. It feels like /wg/ just can't find peace.

>> No.33358188

>>33346975
I'd rather write entire novels about girls I can only understand partially than spend any of my limited time on this planet writing about dime-a-dozen western women who are only doing what they're doing because it's easy money and who most certainly despise most of their fanbases.

>> No.33360647

>>33358188
All ENs guaranteed to have had boyfriends while the JP ones only MIGHT have had boyfriends. I know who I'm picking

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