/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>33251226

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266114
I want to lick those childpits so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266038
>>33266095
keep seething and go back to twitch faggots. i like hololive free of your react bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266159
t. grey

[Anonymous No.]

My daugtherwife is the best.
Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I am deeply DEEPLY in love with Gura, love scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN Shark-girl Idol of Hololive EN ! right now
I miss her

[Anonymous No.]

Soon we'll get our Gura Dino Plushies, then we can rub the tummy for real.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhmmm... chumbuds I don't want to alarm you all but I think your oshi may be a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266159
>homosexual calling others faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266232
thats the best part

[Anonymous No.]

gatorade guzzler

[Anonymous No.]

RE8 DLC comes out Oct. 28th. I’d love to see her play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266232
God bless this child and her cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much. Can't wait for the 3D live

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266282
Could be cool, as long as susan doesn't strike again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266182
not sure how that's related to being grey. i can guarantee ive spent way more on merch and membership than you.
>>33266244
go back to twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266355
>Doesn't even know what like half of member streams were
Lol sure you have, stupid larper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266355
>gura streaming more and streaming stuff she likes is bad
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266397
she was reacting to other content for half of membership streams? fuck off. proof of your membership length? go ahead and post it and i'll post mine which will be longer.

[Anonymous No.]

Occasional on-screen react content from Gura would be great and the random seething over it from some people is legitimately hilarious. It's like they don't trust her and think they know how to generate her content better than she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266232
We're lucky Gura is the one Vtuber that blew up in the west. I bet you she's converted so many people into liking loli.

[Anonymous No.]

You can just not hit your shitpost quota. Just go do something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266461
what exactly do you think watchalongs are

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266423
so you want gura to get striked and do lazy content instead of playing games like she used to? you sound like a twitch brainrot fag

[Anonymous No.]

i hope gura does a twitch debut just to spite her antis

[Anonymous No.]

>Read the sad let's goooooo comments on her cover of Wake Me Up When September Ends and now can't sing it without crying
Why is she like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266479
they aren't even the majority of her membership streams retard and i'm glad because they're overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/NickFurryeah/status/1570517407667720193
LICK THE SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Live content types (all of them)
TV:
Sports, news, talkshow, SNL, gameshow
internet:
vidya, react, just chatting, gameshow (new meta)
thats literally it. nothing else has been invented.
not hard to see why she'd be interested in doing reacts.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand the infighting over react content. Gura only floated the idea and said she wouldn't actually do it. There's no need to think she will do it and no reason to get so upset over the mere mention of it. Gura knows it's lazy and Gura has made it pretty clear she wants to deliver good content that has effort behind it. I'd rather an extra zatsu or two than react streams anyway, at least then she's actually engaged with the audience. Perhaps instead she could have a stream where she shows fan-made content about her.

[Anonymous No.]

She would most likely react to cringe tiktoks with zoomer humor and real niggers.
>but it's not cringe if Gura likes it
I'll fuck it out of her once we get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266515
She loves knowing about her fans and the impact she has on them. Be sure to tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266461
>>33266548
>Didnt like watching her favorite movies with her
>Didnt like her getting super into the thing
>Didnt have a blast watching cartoons and anime with her
Gayest person in this fanbase, jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266599
react is decent when the curation is decent. The main reason it gets a bad rap is because of twitchers shitting where they eat just reacting to each other nonstop to farm streamtime. If gura saw a neat tiktok and saved it to share with us then I want to see it.

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>>33266599
it's retards seething at people who don't like something that can't be done anyway and then people arguing with people who want it but it can't be done anyway, i guess they have too much time on their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

God, I'm just worried that it's not going to be Gura's actual body capture and that Cover got some little nip to do the mocap. I hope Gura actually did the mo cap this time. A couple weeks ago she did say that she was recording something for 12 hours and her manager was in her ear the whole time. Please be Gura's actual mocap

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266721
I loved these too. It was like I was actually watching with another person... And Gura of all people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266721
I liked them but they were still worse than the karaoke and regular zatsu so get fucked.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33266738
>neat tiktok
zoomers need the gas

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266738
It would be nice if it's done within reason and isn't used to milk viewership hours. Like you said, sharing a quick video or two she found very funny wouldn't be bad, but that's a slippery slope.
>>33266745
The people getting unreasonably angry over it are just as retarded as the people who keep bringing it up in the first place. They act as if react streams are a done deal already.

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>>33266515
3rd comment from the top:
>Lost my grandmother today boys; I'm feeling it right now, for sure. She helped raise me; I'm going to miss her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura said she isn't allowed to do react content anyway. Even if she steamed on Twitch, Cover wouldn't let her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266793
kys

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>>33266599
Anon it's the same threadshitters, they just don't have any ammunation now and are using the weirdest angles possible to shit up the thread. From "yeah, me" being cuckposting, to anting okayu in here of all places, to random /b/ threads that have nothing new, to homobegging every single instance, and to this react shit. They just can't stand and can't stand the thought of Gura being untouchable anf that makes them seethe.

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>>33266599
Because is a talk that ruins the thread, the anon that started it is a totally a real chumbud that didn't revived the topic in the most random way *wink wink*

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>>33266494
She won't play any fucking games. Do you realize that when she doesn't stream she doesn't want to play game? she will never go back to 5 streams a week, those times are over.
I want to spend more time with her even if the only thing that motivates her to stream more and fill the days that now are empty and streamless will be the react streams. It's not my Gura's fault you are homosexual, seek therapy.

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>>33266599
Gura wants to do it and I'm happy that she wants to share her memes with me and fuck anyone who doesn't want to see them. It's not fair that only Fauna gets to see them or cares. There are lots of chumbuds who want to see and can't. Also realistically Gura's main use of react content would be pausing games to look up videos that pop into her head, like she's already done for some things like the balogna cake only in video form and only faggots have a problem with that.

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>>33266930
Why? Because I want Gura's actual mocap data?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266940
do you really think 'real chumbuds' don't have divided opinions on things? it's not all hive mind if you saw just chat that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266793
Same and I feel like she wouldn't do her first solo live any other way. Either she traveled to some sort of rental mocap studio in NA or they got her a work visa and she's on a plane to Tokyo right now given the timing that's pretty unlikely but who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura talked about how she scrolls tik tok and Instagram. That means she has some super secret personal account on both of those. Probably posts pics on Insta. This brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266225
I will be rubbing the dino gurussy lips like yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266956
Why are you pretending games are the reasons you won't stream you faggot? She's been busy with projects lately so I don't know why you're bringing up react content up that SHE CANT DO ANYWAY YOU FUCKING TWITCH SHITTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266994
There's divided opinions and then there's people obviously forcing the topic because there is literally nothing else to complain about right now, Gura is too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266967
Don't worry anon, he's just a massive faggot and doesn't want to see Gura dancing or sniff her worn mocap suit. Many such cases...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266965
so you want her to stream on her RM? why are you asking for the impossible faggot? even then it's a risky move

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266793
She's been working on this for a year, she better have done the mocap herself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266994
The only thing I'm divided on is wether I should mating press Gura's cun cun or if I should pronebone. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

We cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267099
I want copyright to be abolished so Gura can do whatever she wants with "react content" and play GTA5 again and do everything else blocked by copyright that she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266599
>I'd rather an extra zatsu or two than react streams anyway
Do you actually believe she will do more of this if she doesn't do react streams?

Holy shit the IQ of this general is like Sub-Sahara tier I can't even begin to find the words to insult such subhuman garbage.
React streams take NO EFFORT and can be done ON THE FLY while everything else requires preparation. use you fucking brain, why you think she doesn't do karaoke every other day? because it's bad for her voice. Why you think she doesn't play MC every other day? because after a few days she runs out of shit to do or gets bored of it. Why do you think she isn't playing any other game? for the same fucking reason and because games aren't entertaining as much as they used to be to her. Grow a fucking brain already you inbred fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266862
>I liked them
Oh nooooow you change your story huh. Eat shit loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267006
where were you when she did the shion/umisea shit? why are retards pretending she hasn't done mocap long distance before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267146
Will never happen as long as the US remains a corpocracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266967
kys for doubting
>>33267057
kys for being retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267174
thanks disney very cool

[Anonymous No.]

She can do react streams like she does movies watch along streams. No audio or video.
Copyright doesn't affect her and she can make them unarchived anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267193
retard

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>>33267146
yea and i want gura to stop streaming and marry me
>>33267157
i liked them because it was gura and you'd accuse me of hating gura otherwise but they're my least favorite content and i dread watchalongs and was pretty happy the back to the future one got replaced by a regular singing/zatsu that was way better.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you anon's deal with the fact that you'll never be with Gura or get to meet her? All other girls just don't compare. Makes me depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267193
>>33267224
Stupid cunts

[Anonymous No.]

I see shitposters have made themselves at home.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's nothing in particular to argue about it's okay to simply not argue about anything. You guys know that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267223
She said she wants it on screen because it's more 'fun' like a twitch streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267259
/ggg/ shouldn't exist when she's not streaming either but here we the fuck are arguing about dumb shit over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

c-can you guys stop being mean to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267259
Nyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267230
But I am married to her, I don't have to worry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267224
>anon makes a post about how he hopes she is actually doing the mocap stuff herself instead of someone else
>a literal anti talking point thinly veiled under concernfagging
You and the other fags are retards for not believing in gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267254
Im just watching the mess from afar. Some of these people need to get jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267230
by dating guys. no woman can fill gura's shoes as a gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267296
Typical tourist post, go back to global.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267302
>>33267296
>>33267259
but people are on the internet are being wrong and I can't let that go unchecked.
>>33267330
yfw my job pays me while i post here

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267230
hololive Meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267302
it's distracting me from the fact my mom might go to sleep and not wake up any day now so I don't mind it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266114
Ahh wonderful, another thread about the westernized oshi, of course /vt/ would like western like production, the lowest common denominator appeal. Lovely

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>>33267223
wouldn't work because you'd either have to do a count down for a bunch of random videos or even if you got like an hour long meme compilation there is no way she would not pause and rewind shit to see it again so you'd still have to do endless countdowns that would just ruin the whole flow of the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267394
Because papa shark came inside mama shark's cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267330
I work night shifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267375
Sure thing shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, what's your weirdest fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267413
you love your mom? gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267394
my wife? Because she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
My nutz in yo jaws

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267330
Idk, thread is pretty tame to what its been in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

Will she keep playing Man-eater? I honestly enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder hard it was for Gura to start streaming on YT. She seemed to be one of those people that love Twitch and wanted to be apart of its culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
Oppai futa loli of ntr scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267438
I don't know how to prove it but I get paid a good amount($75k usd + 7% annual bonus based on performance) and I have shit all to do most of the time at this job. I work maybe like 5 hours a week while sitting around for the other 35 waiting for tickets to come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
Missionary while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
Headless fetish

[Anonymous No.]

you fags are annoying today. I'm gonna go take a nap and cuddle my soft body pillow that I pretend is Gura. We'll kiss and be lovey-dovey

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267515
>twitch
>culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267549
Are you doing your part as shrimp with that money or are you a casual faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
Those short doujins from Fan No Hitori where the MCs get ryona'd and they turn into onaholes or walls of women.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYKqa3jFmuk

She's on the MK-ULTRA kids channels. Does this mean she finally made it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
I'm vanilla as hell. My favorite it oyakodon. Something satisfying of banging both the mom and her loli daughter at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura got Parappa the rapper permissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
I don't even know. It's so easy to find porn of all of them that I can't tell what's weird and what isn't. Magical girl corruption, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267616
This is only some of it but I'm also planning on buying the smol plushies and bought 3 of the nendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
I like hip bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
Condom belts or whatever they're called

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
I have some sort of smell thing going on but it's not that big of an interest. Feet does nothing for me. I'm pretty vanilla, I just want to have lovey kissy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267625
What the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdWm4RU7yjY&t=161s

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267805
Oh god, is that like the Spiderman+Elsa thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267609
I just woke up from doing that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267625
>>33267805
this isn't fan content. this is just unauthorized use of cover's IP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266225
Okay but realistically how quickly are we going to see an onahole-ified dino Gura once people start getting them. I imagine same day, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling exhausted buddies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267704
I cant wait to sniff sniff the signed postcard

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267421
I wonder if cytube can handle a gura stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267922
Filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267932
>thinking anyone will do that after 2 people goomed on the nendo

[Anonymous No.]

What do you want to see from the 3d live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268025
Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
I'm super vanilla somehow despite being here forever. Probably public nudity/exhibitionism? Where they are naked and don't care.

>>33267636
this is good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268025
New 3D outfit, normally girls get it for solo lives but Gura deserves it as a 4 million exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268025
i'm hoping at least one of the numbers is a new orisong

[Anonymous No.]

There's no reason for Gura not to stream today or tomorrow with the Live being prerecorded, yet chumbuds will still defend her lack of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266936
Anon, you retards were literally cuckposting throughout an entire thread alongside the cripple because you enjoy "yeah, me" meme replying so much. It got old many months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267979
fuck u, i tried but luck wasn't on my side

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267449
>reads replies
How the fuck are we the horniest fanbase and yet have the most basic vanilla tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268025
Mori's absence

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268025
We're already guaranteed a cunny song. I'm content as long as she does that and wiggles her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267650
I take it back, I know what my weirdest is. Magical girls domming their enemies. I know it's weird because almost nobody writes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268311
That's not weird, that's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268333
Role reversal isn't boring, I've seen the other way around way too often.

[Anonymous No.]

Kind of wish she at least had her announcements archived on her actual channel. Just leaving all to Tweeter and clippers doesn't shit right.

[Anonymous No.]

Still looking forward to the concern but a small part of me is actually a little concerned about her going "woke".

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268378
No one cares. The fans already know and the casuals aren't even going to watch it live most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268378
gura aint the brightest and her 3D live wont have as high ccv as it could have because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

They WILL perform together

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268492
it'll be pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268445
implying she cares about CCV

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268378
She weighed whether it was worse to have an unarchived announcement or blow through the few Japanese song she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268620
More like she realized all the JP songs would be appearing in the concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268620
>She weighed
I'd like to see Gura use a balance scale, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268378
I mean more people would still learn about it via twitter even if had been archived so complaining about it is a moot point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268620
I knew she would tweet it but I’m going to pretend that she called me a dingdong anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268726
I don't have to pretend I was one of those people :3

[Anonymous No.]

they usually announce the guests in advance for these things don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33267134
rubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268782
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268782
Not always

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268543
>the second ? omg ! is a Pewdiepie cover album

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268543
we lost the chance of a pewdiepie collab in the 50/50 love/hate thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268443
>>33268445
>>33268720
She should be aware that not all her fans use Twitter and at least give them information on what's going on. She can even just post a video of the announcements she made at the end of the unarchived.
>>33268620
>Japanese song she knows
But she sang the same songs she's done for every unarchived lately and she didn't even sing that many to warrant making the entire announcement unarchived.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33267972
Get some sleep, unless its something serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>33268552
she isn't a numberfag but im sure she wants as many chumbies as possible to enjoy it and the things shes been working on to be successful as possible, no one wants less than greatness
>>33269136
you're right but the braindead buds will shit on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269309
That's why VODs exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269309
t. braindead
Be there or be square, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>announcement of an announcement within an announcement

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269172
it's withdrawal from Gura's love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269442
the jp gamedev way!

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't had a burger in a while, I think it's time to go get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>33266599
Well, she was arguing from the perspective of spending more time with us doing what she normally does off-stream to relax, in-between her higher effort projects/streams. I'd enjoy that because I want to feel closer to Gura, and I think she wants to feel closer to us so we're a real couple, her and the merged gigashrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269309
If you missed the karaoke and or don't follow her on twitter, you are of no importance, not a true chumbud worthy of the sharkgirl idol of HoloEN.
You fags pitying them look pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she really go woke? Or is it just a handful of schizos? Global keeps saying shit about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much but she doesn't love me the same way I love her.
Gonna sleep with the feel now, if I'm lucky it'll be an eternal sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269360
>>33269397
Why is making sure to inform as much of your audience as you can on something like this such a bad thing? Why would you not want them to catch it live if they can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269725
There's twitter for that, end of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269673

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269754
But where's the harm in having it on your actual channel for people that don't use Twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269666
It's not about pity, it's just about making the best decisions possible when rolling out content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269687
Oyasame, anonymous....

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you love Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269827
the best decision would be to only stream privately to me, as only I can give Gura the love and sexual satisfaction she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269827
(You) know when the live is.
Who cares about the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269687
This is exactly how I feel. Everyday I wish I'd never wake up, but here I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269823
Community posts on youtube are less reliable since youtube stops sending notifications to your subscriber base after you reach a certain cap (linus talked about this).
Also, it was a fucking karaoke stream, of course it was gonna be unarchived.
>>33269827
No one cares, not even gura so it's irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269954
She's alright I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269827
it's about numberfagging and you know it, not a single fan who gives a single iota of shit about gura is going to be dark about the concert, the announcement been tweeted, it's been clipped, it was talked about in her most recent archived VOD about posting it on twitter if the stream would be unarchived, you're basically concernfagging about imaginary people who don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies i was reading the thread while I was pooping and I forgot to wipe and I stained my white bedsheets with poopoo because I thought my butthole was sweaty so I clenched on the sheets to dry it but it was actually poopoo :(
I feel like a big stinky baby right now and I would really like it if mommy Gura cleaned it for me and spanked me for being a naughty boy and made me wear a diaper:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269954
More then then that dude whining about twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270048
Tell 'em chumbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269673
Wrecked him kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270048
>>33270007
>>33269994
I want to maximize her success but I think discussing this any further is pointless as neither of us will change each other's minds. I partly blame management for also not giving her good advice/steering her in the most optimal direction to do things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270161
You're numberfagging and that all this is, don't pretend to have an actual stance you're arguing when all you want is to see bigger numbers for some retarded personal reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270059
More than the ESL I replied to

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270161
I have to work during the live

[Anonymous No.]

>>33269673
Yeah she became woke to the JQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270161
More fame is a curse and gura knows this well, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270227
I want shark world domination and endless funds for her to reach her goals. be noticed by miku, get those collabs and promos. all that shit. not for my own personal reasons.
>>33270234
same but i'm gonna lie about being sick for an hour and dip out from work and watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270269

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270343
then why promote anything at al even tweets? drop your retarded head canon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270378
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270392
How can one be this stupid, jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270227
idk a lot of numberfags seem to want to see smaller numbers these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah Gura FUCK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M FUCKING CUMMING FROM YOUR MASSIVE FUTA SHARK COCK OH GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270378
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270451
No one is talking about shrinking her numbers, dumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33270378
>>33270487
I hope you die in agony NIGGERS

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>>33270343
Gura thanks everyone for supporting her and Hololive and thinks it's cool that vtubers make so many people happy.

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>>33270441
explain to me how i'm wrong. if she wanted to minimize numbers, she wouldn't even tweet and not do announcements on archived streams for events in the past.
this time was clearly just mismanagement

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>>33270552
TOTAL NIGGER DEATH

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>>33270528
hope you enjoy the mini vacation from here incoming

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>>33270048
>>33270227
>Numberfagging is when you want your fans to catch you live if they can
I feel like that term has been devalued a bit.

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>>33270533
Eh, i give you that i phrased it wrong and should have been the already well established "blessing and a curse".
>>33270552
I wouldn't be able to dumb it down more even if i tried.

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>>33270669
every fan is going to catch it tho

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>>33270552
It's because she wants to makes sure her actual fans know things are happening, but she gives 0 fucks about tourists. As was previously mentioned, anyone that didn't watch recent streams and/or check other sources for Gura news doesn't matter.

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>>33270669
You are using that as a front for your desire of bigger numbers which represent "more fans" which is still numberfagging.

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>>33270515
Well, there are a lot of shitposters who want Gura to get low numbers and that's obviously not good, we want to see her succeed. But I will let Gura and Cover figure out how to advertise.

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>>33270669
>maximize her success
>most optimal direction to do things
Anon you're literally doing that thing where people min-max the fun out of games but with Gura's youtube. That's what numberfagging is.

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>>33270774
Not if they don't use Twitter or happen on a clip.

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>>33270825
En management is retarded, they are as much to blame as gura is for planning it this way.

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>>33270825
Talk about shrinking her numbers is usually in response to numberfags as a way to show why nobody gives a shit.

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>>33270897
or is it antis falseflagging because they don't want to drag her down?
THINK ANON THINK

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>>33270926(me)
*want to drag her down

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>>33270926
we dont do that here

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>>33270815
>>33270849
>I don't want people who don't use Twitter to miss out on her 3D live
>"But that might increase the live viewership, so it's numberfagging!"

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>>33270865
How braindead are you to not figure out how information spreads, twitter screencaps/links will be shared around on reddit, discord and facebook. You act like information never leaves twitter. God fucking damn it, these idiots are giving me a migraine.

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>>33270815
>>33270849
numberfagging is jerking over numbers just for the sake of higher numbers like a horse race, caring about your oshi's projects being successful is not numberfagging when there arent graphs and spreadsheets and previous comparisons discussed.

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>>33270865
>Muh twitter
She talked about the announcement on member's streams, on the holocure stream, on the myth anniversary stream, on her personal anniversary stream and on the Karaoke....what type of fan you are if you miss all these chances to do your research about the news jesas

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>>33270869
more like:
>not using twitter
>not being /here/ or on reddit or on discord or on ANYTHING
>not catching an unarchived kara
>not bothering to search for an unarchived kara archive like the ones on youtube
>not seeing the previous stream in which she talked about the kara or not bothering to do the barest of searching afterward
>not seeing the OTHER previous stream teasing the announcement
>not catching any clips at all
>not catching the frame when it comes up which I assure you would be a lot earlier than usual
>not getting the stream recommended of someone you're a supposed fan to while she's streaming with like 100k CCV probably
if you do ALL of that, can you even call yourself a fan?

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>>33271158
What's the harm in keeping it in an archived stream? would've made the maneater stream more worthwhile/memorable too.

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>>33271204
meant for >>33270865
woops

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>>33271204
what if they're a legit hermit that only visit her youtube page and watch the rip of the karaoke too late because they saved it for later.

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>>33271204
Maybe they are just busy lately. Some newfriends discovering vtuber idols for the first time are always welcome, too.

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>>33271220
>What's the harm in keeping it in an archived stream?
less CCV, unironically might be a smarter move because unarchived brings in more casual while only fans who would already know through other means catch VODs

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>>33271324
No, they aren't. We're full.

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>>33271291
then they'll get both clips and her concert frame recommended

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>>33271291
I'm not convinced people who care enough about Gura to want to know what she's up to yet don't look at her twitter even exist

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>>33271357
But Gura gets a wish every 1M subs.

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>>33271351
what about split streams that raid into each other so you have the best of both worlds or reuploaded karaoke with the songs cut out as the announcement.

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>>33271089
>I don't want people who don't use Twitter to miss out on her 3D live
THEY FUCKING WON'T, THIS SHIT IS EVERYWHERE I DON'T USE TWITTER GUESS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT HURRR DURRRR

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>>33271485
Subs don't matter. Most of them don't watch streams live anyway.

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>>33271357
Hey bud, mind if get in? Might get a little cramped though.

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>>33271520
they give her a wish every 1M though. more shit for us and her.

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>>33271540
FAT

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>>33271520
At 10M subs she's going to show us her naked body, she promised.

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>>33271548
KEK She hasn't even gotten her first one yet.

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>>33271498
it might unironically hurt her because the second archived will have low vod views and gura would take a hit from the algorithm

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>>33271584
I see her naked body every day, why would i need her to reach 10M to see her naked once more?

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>>33271605
and how do you know that? pretty sure her nendo is one, also it doesn't matter how long it takes, it's a boon for her.

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>>33271472
they don't, only casuals who wouldn't give a shit about missing the concert would miss it at this rate

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>>33271548
>>33271584
I mean that subs don't hurt our experience, which is what we're concerned with. The only problem is when a new fan is particularly obnoxious in chat (or the thread, I know some of our schizos are newfags)

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y'all gotta learn that not every anti shitposter comes in here with negative posts to piss people off

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>>33271605
You don't even know which one is a wish you dumb rabbit. The only one we definetly know is Kiara with the sub outfit. The other's I don't think even confirmed which one was a wish, at least I haven't seen a clip of what they are. We just know it wasn't for a new outfit.

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These wannabe managers deserve to get shot on sight.

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>>33271769
Yeah, but those types generally come from streamers hating on vtubers and sending their fans to anti them.

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>>33271324
>Maybe they are just busy lately
busy enough to click on her twitter or ln reddit but not enough to catch an hour long vod?

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Will we ever get more korbo?

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>>33272016
I wish

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>>33272016
new remake looks like trash so not likely

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>>33272221
Gura will be desperate for games when she starts streaming them again. I believe.

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Lazy shark

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>>33271775
Ame was the Paladin's voiceover. Gura's might be related to the 3D live, but it definitely isn't something that has happened yet. I don't think Ina or Mori have had theirs yet.

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>>33272043
My favorite winter gura fanart
You need to get some new images in your spam-when-you-think-thread-quality-is-low folder though

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>>33272390
Nah, I choose them purposefully.

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Gurass

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Look at gura, cleaning shion's little feet. I wonder how hard she is UOHing inside

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Look at this faggot lmao

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>>33273172
WAH

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>>33273172
That microphone... yeah me!

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i think gura is a nice girl who gets along well with with her friends and makes her viewers happy

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>>33273213
she's also my wife who i have lots of sex with

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Chumbuds reign supreme.

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gwumbus

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Finished my gym reps, got a really good pump today. Now I just need to shower and practice the piano for a bit. That karaoke really helped clear my head.

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>>33273873
Cool, what did you hit today? I did chest and back

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what was the announcement yesterday?

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>>33274096
3d live on Saturday and more announcements to come

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>>33274004
I hit shoulders today, taking a couple weeks off did wonders for my lifts

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>>33274146
I can't believe Gabby got away with replacing the acrylic stand...

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do you think gura will memorize gabby's name in year 3

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Think Gura

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what will season 3 gura bring us?

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Gura's been taking cookies again...

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>>33274712
the lovenest

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Finally got my burger

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>>33274515
i think gura

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man i love gura too much.

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RightStuf still hasn't shipped out my Nendo and if they fuck me over I'll make sure nobody I know ever buys their shit.

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>>33271648
What the hell? I got warned for this for muh IRL crap, as if cunny drawings of gura didn't exist, what's wrong with you jannies.

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>>33274712
hopefully return to form goob (season 1). I love that shes getting so many projects done and revealed but damn I miss the multiple streams a week and having an actual schedule posted.

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>>33275519
curious what country you are in.
if your nendo hasnt shipped yet i wouldnt worry.
if it has shipped and its been a month then id worry.

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>>33275576
That's better than eating a 1 day for non-vtuber for posting an image with Gura in it.

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>>33274214
Oof, I did chest and back today

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>>33275576
Yeah I got warned for reporting doxx spam a few days ago, dunno what they're on recently.

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>>33275762
that's a cute gura

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My body temperature is 38.9°C. If I don't make it to Gura's 3D Live tell her I love her.

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>>33266509
omg based she should collab with males too to spite the antis, right fellow chumbro?

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>>33276184
RIP

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>>33276184
I will tell Gura you are not attending because you hate her

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Reminder that Gura has songs recorded on her PC that she's never shared before. come on Gura, share them a bit more

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>>33276184
Chumbie what happened?!

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>>33276184
Tweet to let her know you're sick.

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>>33276184
Wrap yourself in a thick blanket and let your body boil the sickness away, that's what i do.

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>>33276184
if you die can I have your gura porn stash

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>>33276363
Isn't high fever the main way you die from sickness? Take a fever reducer, chumbie.

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>>33276292
Why are you like this?
>>33276345
I don't know it happened really fast. One moment I was completely fine then I noticed my hands were a bit cold and an hour later I was boiling from the inside.
>>33276420
Sure.
>>33276467
That's what I did.

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>>33276496
do a covid test just in case some fag tries to get you into trouble with the government

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Why does Gura have the balls to sing non-JASRAC songs on a public stream but not do react content?

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>>33276496
That sounds bad, maybe you should go to the hospital

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https://files.catbox.moe/45uy0f.png
https://files.catbox.moe/q3iaq1.png

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>>33276643
Did you see SNOT sharing their memes? Imagine how hesitant she would be to share her memes with her fans. She's not going to scroll since she doesn't trust the algorithm of whatever site she's using to give her Hololive-friendly material.

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>>33276184
>102F
That's not bad anon, sleep it off and take some ibuprofen. Make sure to drink plenty of water too. You need to be well rested for Saturday.

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hat

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>>33276783
NO HAT

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>>33276467
Eh, the couple times a year i get fevers, i prefer to get under a thick blanket and sweat it out.

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>>33276783

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>>33276762
This, those suggesting him to go to a clinic or take a covid test are dumb as hell.

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>>33276901
Chumbie no, you'll overheat, dehydrate and die. Drink water and take meds.

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gura should play bayonetta 3 when it comes out

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>>33277365
Bayo is ugly and Gura doesn't like having competition when it comes to appealing to chumbies sexually.

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>>33277365
Play stellar blade instead.

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>>33277365
I'd rather she do the Virgil DLC for DMC5

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>>33277198
Hey, i am a man, not a faggot like gura. I can survive this without any of that fancy stuff.

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>>33277365
>>33277746
she never does post-game content

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>>33277914
Just focus on staying alive until Saturday, after that you can die.

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>>33277931
post-game content is straight-up not designed for Gura. she likes her games easy and gets frustrated the moment things get hard

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Gura's voice has been as sweet as honey these past couple streams, what happened? What changed?

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>>33278016
Fourth Survivor is the very definition of a shitter filter so that makes me depressed.

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>>33266232
No, you just posted my oshi when she was 2000.

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>>33277980
That's the other anon, not me, my fever from a few days ago already subsided and is gone. See? Didn't need any water nor meds, just a hot and sweaty sleep under a couple of warm blankets.

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>>33277931
She did mention it recently but I doubt she'll actually do it unless they let her use the bodypillow mod

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>>33278057
nothing?

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>>33278057
in the Holocure stream she said something happened IRL, and she's been more emotional since

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>>33267449
i want to nail Gura to a cross in public and have some serious sexual torture play while she keeps cumming from being publicly raped

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>>33277914
Men are like overclocked PCs sacrificing longevity for performance, you have to be careful not to burn up.

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>>33278139
Who knows what she'll do when things go b̴a̴c̴k̴ ̷t̶o̵ ̶n̵o̷r̷m̷a̵l̵

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>>33278057
Nothing changed.
Maybe you were just hornier than usual.

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I can't stop listening to her karaoke of A Man Without Love. Her voice is so beautiful

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>>33278318
anon...?

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>>33278235
No she sounded abnormally cute and sweet the past couple days, like she did back in late 2020/early 2021. Not just voice but personality too, she's all cutesy and sugary without a hint of her zoomer nihilism. If she had maintained this performance her whole streaming career she'd be an absolute juggernaut right now, she's like an ideal vtuber right now. Peak Gura.

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What would an optimal Gura schedule look like for you?
Like what games/content would make you be like 'oh shit I really can't miss this stream'

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>>33278536
mario kart

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>>33278501
idk probably feeling relief because she knows she'll be able to talk about the things she's been working on now that they're close to being revealed

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>>33278501
Very dehumanizing way of looking at it

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>>33278765
She's really been wanting to talk about these things so much for so long.

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>>33278536
ASMR
some kiddy game
random new game
horror kusoge for gura shrieks
karaoke or chatting stream, yes two member streams is ideal

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>>33278781
Gura dehumanizes us as literal shrimp so it's okay

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>>33278951
Fake shrimp.

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>>33278781
>dehumanizing
Gura is a shark.

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>>33278951
watch out boys we got a gray over here

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Imagine cumming inside Gura

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>>33278536
Monday: Ring Fit
Tuesday: any game
Wednesday: karaoke + chat or ASMR where she hums most of the time
Thursday: any game
Friday: SNOT collab

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>>33279039
I often do

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>>33279348
God small girls really are the best

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Can't stop thinking about sex with Gura

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>>33279039
Cumming anywhere outside of Gura is cum wasted.

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>>33279039
After cumming outside Gura.

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>>33279853
This is hot
I wanna fuck Gura

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>>33279853
I love flat chests so fucking much

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>>33278536
5-6 streams a week:
1 member stream
1 newly released game
1 continuing playthrough of a game she can beat in backlog or during this week she can play again.
1 short game, kusoge game or chatting stream
1 collab stream (Jackbox)
1 FOTM, usual game to play (Minecraft, Rust etc.)

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Sex with Gura but she won't let you cum

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Sex with Gura but she won't let you stop cumming

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>>33280061
Revenge sex with Gura where I won't let her cum.

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>>33277365
she'd be really bad and wouldn't have fun

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>>33280099
Revenge sex with Gura where I won't let her stop cumming.

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>>33280132
She learned her lesson and will play on easy mode this time. Dumb shark already showed that when she put Wingman on easy.

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It's really cute when girls cum and they close their legs and don't want anymore clitoral stimulation, but you still go in anyway and make them cum again. Until they get all coombrained.

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I want to beat Gura up then make very passionate sex to her. After the sex I will rub her head and whisper in her ear that I love her and I'll never abandon her

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>>33280132
She just needs to learn to start in easy mode and then start playing without showing it on stream so people don't bitch at her off the bat.

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>>33278536
Every stream I can't miss. I'm good with 3 streams + a members stream every week. Anything more becomes chaotic to keep up with.

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I want to present Gura to my parents as my beloved future wife.

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>>33280361
H-haha yeah that is my favourite thing to do bro..

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>>33280085
I did this with an ex one time. The first cumming was fine, I was way too sensitive on the second round but I was able to manage. 3rd round is pure pain and I had to use the safe word.
The bitch thought my tears were funny...