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33199450 No.33199450 [Reply] [Original]

Where were you when Production Kawaii reinvented vtubing?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6sVt4ALGmI

>> No.33199484

>>33199450
The father? Me.

>> No.33199485

>>33199450
wait what

>> No.33199496

>>33199450
Wtf?

>> No.33199533

>>33199450
I've never watched them before but I need to see whatever the fuck this is

>> No.33199581

>>33199450
now THIS is content

>> No.33199623
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>>33199450

>> No.33199646
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uuuuhhhhhh?????

>> No.33199658

Inb4 baby born dead

>> No.33199709

Live abortion let's gooooooooooooo

>> No.33199723
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>> No.33199851

>>33199450
>take the small corpo pill bro

>> No.33199862

[insert expression of stupefaction to match the thread here]

>> No.33199889

Wait where's the previous stream, the live breeding session and conception by me?

>> No.33199899

>>33199851
No one thought you wouldn't pull out.

>> No.33199945

>>33199450
this is a little....I'm at lost for words.

>> No.33199986

>>33199450
The /meat/ folks are gonna love this. You think she will auction off the placenta?

>> No.33199990

I demand a DNA test.

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>>33199450
Was I raped?

>> No.33200018

>>33199450
literally vtubing 2

>> No.33200044

>>33199862
Spotted the redditard. Go back.

>> No.33200089

Talent freedom in creativity!

>> No.33200108

Ah, so Shee fully went in on the whole 'chat-baby' thing I see.

>> No.33200121
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>>33199450
ayo?

>> No.33200156

I have no idea who this is, but am I to take it she's going to be wearing a motion capture suit and livestreaming her vtuber avatar while giving birth IRL?

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>>33199899
I hate that this fucking made me laugh

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33200172

Imagine the horror of this stream if it goes wrong.

>> No.33200179
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33200179

Of course it's Shee.

>> No.33200226

>>33200172
>a fucking monkey

>> No.33200244
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33200244

Why is she holding a test if it's supposed to be third trimester?
Does she think I'm fucking stupid? I hate women.

>> No.33200267

>>33199450
Yeah you wouldn't understand. Birth sex is a truly patrician fetish.

>> No.33200379

>>33200267
enlightened

>> No.33200444
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33200444

yea... so um... just put me in the screencap

>> No.33200454

>>33199450
It this the GFE everyone is talking about?

>> No.33200527

>>33200454
Not until you find out the baby is the wrong skin color

>> No.33200549

>>33200454
this feels like a wife experience

>> No.33200554

>>33199450
The final stage of gfe

>> No.33200655
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>>33199450
>I'm the father
Well I mean if she puts it that way I guess I have to take responsibility, this is my third VTuber child

>> No.33200808

>>33200454
You should've worn a condom anon

>> No.33200943

so someone is gonna archive this right?

>> No.33200974

>>33199450
I'd watch but I'm gonna be watching the shork sing karaoke.

>> No.33201030

And here everyone thought Nyanners doing a "milking" stream was the weirdest things could get

>> No.33201041

>>33200974
No one fucking cares.

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>>33199450
hmmmm /pkg/ bros???

>> No.33201094
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33201094

I-I have no words. Put me in the screencap

>> No.33201096

God pregnant women are so fucking hot holy shit

>> No.33201124

>>33199450
Phasebros we have to step up our game

>> No.33201167

let's just hope YouTube doesn't bonk she for this

>> No.33201178

>>33200974
This feels like a shill post.

>> No.33201196

>>33201041
You cared enough to reply :)

>> No.33201244
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>>33199450
>Gender Reveal
What does it mean? Surely you know whether the baby is male or female before birth, right? RIGHT?

>> No.33201249

>>33201196
Only a retard would think that was care.

>> No.33201308

>>33201244
Some couples choose to keep it a surprise

>> No.33201313

>>33199450
I'm the father???
Wtf

>> No.33201321

>>33201244
only if you're fine with bombarding the baby with radiation and having it born retarded

>> No.33201326

>>33201244
A babies gender isnt determined until after birth, the doctor could make a mistake and snip it off

>> No.33201389

>>33201321
Ultrasound are sound waves, not x-rays you retard.

>> No.33201429

>>33201244
um how can you know its gender until it tells you?

>> No.33201463

>>33201429
This. You can't just assume the virtual babies gender.

>> No.33201553
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33201553

>Not knowing about reverse birth streams
>Not knowing about camera insertion streams
Casuals.

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>>33201308
Sounds like a good way to live in denial for a few months, and cause trouble for gift-buyers.

>> No.33201598

>>33201553
good that she mentioned none of those in the title.

>> No.33201645

>>33201586
the baby will outgrow any gift it gets by the time it's old enough to know how to care

>> No.33201649
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>>33199450
wtf

>> No.33202044
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33202044

Imagine all the things you could do with Shee
Imagine the places you could take her.
Imagine the things you could bend her over.
Imagine waking up next to her.
Imagine giving her a family.
Imagine growing old with her on a farm.

>> No.33202470

So is she actually giving IRL birth and streaming it, or is it just roleplay ASMR? that's the part that's confusing me.

>> No.33202634

>>33202470
Anonchama...

>> No.33202692

>>33202470
what makes more sense? A woman waiting for when her baby will be due to start streaming as her vtuber character or a woman roleplaying giving birth by making loud moans and cries

>> No.33202724

>>33202470
You'll find out when she goes live

>> No.33202906

For as much as /vt/ seethes about whores, they sure like promoting the whores of Kawaii
Good, I don't want to share my oshi with you

>> No.33202943

>>33199450
SHEE GIVING BIRTH TO A LITTER OF PUPS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.33202992

I'm sickened but curious.

>> No.33203074

imagine if its twins...
or even triplets...

>> No.33203225

>>33203074
>implying that the baby inside her is human

>> No.33203407

This is just beyond fucking everything, put me in the screen cap, I wanna leave a mark on this shit

>> No.33203464

>>33199450
How's this supposed to work?
I'm itching to know

>> No.33203467

>>33203225
It is chat's baby. It will be a metahuman.

>> No.33203569

>>33203407
Betting now shell just make some noises

>> No.33203612

>>33203464
Her bf fists her then pulls out his hand.

>> No.33203774

It's going to be a puppy/furbaby isn't it?

>> No.33203777
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33203777

Leaving a mark here before the fun starts

>> No.33203838

>>33200454
Shee is mostly a shitposter, but she occasionally does GFE stuff.

>> No.33203912

>>33203774
She fucks dogs so yes unironically

>> No.33203925

Ya know, if this is the kind of asmr Susan gets mad about, i kinda get it

>> No.33203929

>>33201326
hello John Money

>> No.33203938
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>> No.33203942

She couldn't even get the skin right.

>> No.33204018

>>33203942
She's been darkened

>> No.33204085
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>> No.33204147

She's actually birthing a baby YAB

>> No.33204148

What kind of dollar store fucking birthing experience is this shit

>> No.33204207

"If it's 50/50 I'm cutting the baby in half."

>> No.33204252

>>33200655
wtf how common is this

>> No.33204259
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33204259

Im not gonna click on a shee stream since I've sworn not to but the curiosity is killing me.

>> No.33204269

>>33199450
Another fucking Kawaii shill thread
Fuck off to your containment general. Your company will never be as relevant as Phase Connect

>> No.33204288

>>33199899
Kek

>> No.33204305

Can I choose to pick the lower half

>> No.33204310

>>33204207
Good. Just like how spartans do it back in the day.

>> No.33204319

>>33204207
No child support....

>> No.33204360
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>>33202044
Egh, not interested PK, this does not look like the body of a woman ready for birth, those are rookie measurement you gotta get those numbers up

>> No.33204383

abortion stream nice

>> No.33204385
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33204385

>This thread

>> No.33204407

>>33204310
>>33204319
It ended 50-49 lol.

>> No.33204497

>>33204385
Don't pretend like you're not one of us

>> No.33204538
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33204538

>>33201313
>FOR THE CASE OF 0yo LASHAQUAN.. ANON! YOU.ARE.NOT.THE FATHER!

>> No.33204577

This is the endgame of GFE..... a vchild.....

>> No.33204591

>>33199450
Can't find the fucking stream. Was it taken down or was it for members only?

>> No.33204641

>>33204591
You are not the father. And you'll never be one.

>> No.33204696

Kill catalogniggers.

>> No.33204699

>>33204591
It's up tho

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>>33204538

>> No.33204744

>>33199450
My head hurts so much by this utter shit

>> No.33204765

>>33199450
Shee-chan, nooooooo

>> No.33204816

>>33204641
I know, I just wanted to check out the action.

>> No.33204876

Way to one-up the single mother vtuber at her own game

>> No.33204894

>>33204591
Why are you blind?

>> No.33204925

First the single mom Japanese indie, now a member a Production Kawaii doing a birthing stream. Is this the future of parasocial relationships? A parasocial family with (You)r oshi and with the chat as the collective father?

>> No.33204971

>>33204876
>>33204925
Who?

>> No.33204998

>>33204699
I didn't mean the birth. I meant the stream she fucked the fathers.

>> No.33205016

>>33204876
You mean ironmouse?

>> No.33205024

>>33201030
She was actually going to do a pregnancy stream in april, but it ended up getting cancelled probably so she could actually get fucked.

>> No.33205036

>>33204925
Virtual funeral for when the kid develops virtual aids...
Virtual depression..

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>>33204971
The single mom arc over at /#/ was kino

>> No.33205361

>I WANT A WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM OF KIDS
oh Jesus
someone stop her
the world can’t handle that many new retards at once growing in the same household

>> No.33205461

>>33205277
wtf

>> No.33205503

>>33205361
>the world can’t handle that many new retards
Not all will be your kids.

>> No.33205570

>>33199450
i don't get it, is she actually pregnant or is it just larping stuff?

>> No.33205571

>>33205361
its the latina blood

>> No.33205625

>>33205277
I already knew about her, but I wanted to read the /#/-post again.

>> No.33205681

>>33205036
Virtual fights with (You)r oshi.
Divorce with (You)r oshi.
Paying alimony superchats to (You)r oshi.

>> No.33205749

>>33205277
that sure was a ride
i hope they don't meet, the anon is clearly after grooming the kid

>> No.33205759

>>33204696
Ah yes we should have another shitty bait thread instead of a thread about streams

>> No.33205823

>>33205570
larp but it would not be suprising at all if she was actually pregnant

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>>33205277
Jesas I knew about the single mom but hadn't heard about the fucking groomer anon.

>> No.33205929

>>33205361
I do not believe in paying child support.

>> No.33205985
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33205985

And people shill Pippa as though she's the representative of /vt/. This is the real shit we needed.

>> No.33205999

>>33199450
Giving me more reason to only watch HL.

>> No.33206045

>she’s gonna name it Optimus Prime

>> No.33206052

>>33205277
Jesus, a grooming troon getting access to a toddler.

>> No.33206100

OH NO PHASEBROS WE'RE FALLING BEHIND

>> No.33206108

>>33205823
thanks. i never watched them so i don't know anything. you just save me from dying of curiosity.

>> No.33206114

And the child's name is: Optimus Prime!

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>>33199450
Now this is what I call content.

>> No.33206158

Who's the baby daddy and why isn't it me

>> No.33206199

>>33205570
it's a larp, it's been a running gag for months that she's pregnant with chat's baby

>> No.33206213

>>33205823
?

>> No.33206218

>>33206158
But (you) are the baby daddy

>> No.33206230

>>33206100
time to ask pippa to have sex with her bf live on stream? that'll be the most legendary stream ever, guaranteed.

>> No.33206241

>>33206114
PUTANG INA
https://youtube.com/shorts/Dmrp2spuOr0?feature=share

>> No.33206330

>>33205823
>>33206199
thanks so much lads

>> No.33206334

OH FUCK ITS TIME

>> No.33206381

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>> No.33206385

>>33199450
whore

>> No.33206465

THE BIRTH OF OPTIMUS PRIME MY SON

>> No.33206491

>>33206385
Yes.

>> No.33206499

>>33199450
YABYABYAB

>> No.33206497
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33206497

She's ready to burst.

>> No.33206575

>>33206385
Yea, me.

>> No.33206598

White woman moment.

>> No.33206610

WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE ME THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG
OH FUCK SHES A WHITE WOMAN

>> No.33206613

>White woman
>Births a dog

>> No.33206624

So she DID have sex with that dog!

>> No.33206679

YJK

>> No.33206694

>>33206465
THE BABY IS A FUCKING DOG! A GRAPE-FLAVORED OPTIMUM PRIDE!

>> No.33206703

SCREENSHOTS FFS

>> No.33206707
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I'm deeply concerned

>> No.33206773

Oh no--not the blender!

>> No.33206797

/meat/izens, report in

>> No.33206803

>>33206610
Why is she a dog-fucker?

>> No.33206823

NO SHES PUTTING MY SON IN A BLENDER

>> No.33206824

Little Optimus is barely out of the womb and she's already trying to kill him

>> No.33206847

How is shee btw? everyone used to say she was a normalfag and the real "gfe" experience.

>> No.33206858

>ctrl+f "talent freedom"
>only 1 result

You are the only good poster in this thread

>> No.33206887

THIS IS NOW AN ABORTION STREAM

>> No.33206917

>>33199450
I fucking love kawaii

>> No.33206924

>>33206797
STEALTH
/MEAT/
THREAD

>> No.33206950
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>>33199450
I did not have sexual relations with her

>> No.33206964

Oh fuck! Take the blender away from her or this will become a /meat/ thread!

>> No.33206986

>>33206887
The baby was alive until she placed it in the blender

>> No.33206992

POST TERM ABORTION LETS GOOOOOOOO

>> No.33207001

>>33206858
I would watch VShoujo if this was what they meant by "talent freedom". This is what you don't get with Hololive.

>> No.33207018

>>33206887
is susan going to be okay with this

>> No.33207026
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33207026

>this entire fucking stream

>> No.33207052

BASED SHEE

>> No.33207072

oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck nonono

>> No.33207107

NOOOOOOOO HE'S BEING BLENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.33207152

OPTIMUS LOVE

>> No.33207160

IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT

>> No.33207179

Is this a Mori reference?

>> No.33207184

she's drinking my kid, I'm scared, I wanna go home

>> No.33207189

>>33207107
HE TURNS INTO PILK!!!!!!

>> No.33207193

>a purple shake
AIEOU

>> No.33207208

/meat/ stream now

>> No.33207211
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>> No.33207224

SHES DRINKING HIM
>don’t worry we can make another one

>> No.33207267

>>33207224
>least mentally ill vtuber

>> No.33207280

>>33204207
Solomonanon...

>> No.33207284

Is this a murder suicide?

>> No.33207288

I would have never thought that shee is a meat chad

>> No.33207298

This really has turned into /meat/ now that she's blended. I wonder how she tastes.

>> No.33207297

>>33206858
That only get's posted in VSJ threads to "own the holobronies" or in Hololive bait threads where news of a VSJ member gets "punished" for a stream.
Try to keep up anon

>> No.33207306

karmas a bitch.

>> No.33207326

Is this real life

>> No.33207391

>>33207267
You must be this mentally ill to join PK.

>> No.33207393

>>33207326
Is this just fantasy

>> No.33207410

Vtubers were a mistake.

>> No.33207429

>>33200108
Explain?

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>>33207224
Oh shit, one of us

>> No.33207470

To think the birthing was the least problematic part of the stream

>> No.33207474

ayooo this bitch is crazy, but I kinda like it

>> No.33207546

“It tastes good when you make it yourself”

>> No.33207633

>>33207546
I'm dying

>> No.33207771

Is this kino?

>> No.33207782

Well, this one didn't work out, but we can always try again another time. I wonder how a little girl smoothie would taste.

>"It's like recycling."

>> No.33207796

>>33205361
“I want a whole football team of smoothies”
“And you’re gonna give them to me”

>> No.33207883

>>33207782
It’s like Chris-chan recycling but for pregnant women

>> No.33208001

>>33207883
[He lives disturbingly close to me.]

>> No.33208148

Was he blended, or was he vored??

>> No.33208223

>you can hear it alive inside her stomach
not only is this /meat/ it’s also vore.
holy shit.

>> No.33208332

>>33208148
>>33208223
Based. Where's the /vt/ vore thread, again?

>> No.33208385

>>33208148
Yes.

>> No.33208388

Oh, it's her, has she mentioned if she plans to play more of Outer Wilds or did she not like it?

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>>33199450

>> No.33208434

“You can meet the next one I promise”
t-the next one..?

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33208446

Hey Guys, what’s going on in this thread?

>> No.33208543

>>33208446
You were a father, and then Optimus Prime Dumpy died. You still owe child support, though.

>> No.33208707

Uh... la creatividad?

>> No.33208740

>>33208543
I don’t want to pay a murderers child support...

>> No.33208781

>>33208740
It's (You)r child, anon. You don't have a choice.

>> No.33208832

>>33199450
>>33206613
>>33207107
| Insight Gained |

>> No.33208892

>>33204925
We've been there dude. Millenial incels are old enough that they've moved on from virtual gfs/waifus to virtual daughters like Kobo.

>> No.33208893

>>33208781
>It's (You)r child, anon
Its an energy drink now

>> No.33208920

>>33208707
Ame and haachama BTFO

>> No.33209191

>>33208893
Don't worry, he's still alive. Definitely.

>> No.33209337

>>33199450
Jesus Christ, what inspired this?

>> No.33209420

>>33209337
see >>33206199

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>>33205277
>tranny literally trying to buy it's way to a child

>> No.33209489

>>33199450
I don't get it, it's just a supachat stream
the fuck's going on

>> No.33209490

>>33209337
That's "talent freedom" for you--but I do wonder who thought that blending everyone's child live on stream (not to death, apparently [maybe {?}]) would be such good content.

>> No.33209586

>>33209489
click the rewind about an hour and a half

>> No.33209626

Why is there a blender in front of her?

>> No.33209697

>>33209626
She used it to make a smoothie

>> No.33209752

>>33209337

Judeo-american brain rot

>> No.33210022
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12 distinctive girls all working hard to be the best GFE for even grown ass men, in a world that tells men they are to be used and consumed through divorce and fickle whores riding the cock carousel.
Based Production Kawaii making the world a better place, so everyone can just be happy.

>> No.33210210

>>33210022
>Hana in the background
I remember.

>> No.33210251

I just hope she isn't just making time for digestion to happen and the stream to end in a literal shit.

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>Dog
YOU JUST

>> No.33210973

>>33199450
Holy shit this... this is content

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>>33199450
jesas..

>> No.33212512

>>33199450
This was all just an elaborate advertisement for blendjet, wasn't it?

>> No.33212734

>>33199450
True innovation in an overcrowded arena of bland sameness. Thank you, Kawaii

>> No.33213352

WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS TURN OUT TO BE!?!?!

>> No.33213467

>>33213352
kino

>> No.33213575

>>33203929
HEY
COOL IT

>> No.33215271

What

>> No.33216930
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WE DID IT, REDDIT

>> No.33217005

>>33205571
My normie GF Shee is a latina? Fucking Based?

>> No.33217293

>>33199450
you'll take responsibility right anon

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>>33216930
Can't wait for Nami to tell us to be normal after this one

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>>33205277
what a twist!

>> No.33218652

>>33216930
I hate that faggot so much. I hope someone takes his page down because whenever someone is trying to post something funny, theres always one ape popping out going "WOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BE ON VT_KEK".
Who gives a shit about that faggy twitter page.

>> No.33218716

>>33218652
>Who gives a shit about that faggy twitter page.
Well...
>I hate that faggot so much.
You do.

>> No.33218820

>>33199450
With my wife Nami, as usual

>> No.33218949

>>33199450
What level of GFE is this?

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>>33205277
the world is a horrible place and there is no mercy for the weak

>> No.33219383

>>33201586
Just give the baby yellow clothing. According to my mom and grandma it's the perfect color for gifting when the expecting parents want to keep it a surprise.

>> No.33219579

>>33205277
California does it again!

>> No.33219626

>>33218949
It's semi-ironic GFE

>> No.33219714

Islam was pretty clear on this being one of the consequences

>> No.33222215

>>33217313
I will never be normal

>> No.33222818

>>33218949
Wife experience.

>> No.33222906

>>33205277
nigger what the fuck

>> No.33223126

>>33217313
Nami let us impregnate you next! Double penetration! 2 dicks in each hole!

>> No.33223137

>>33210022
Awuwu...

>> No.33223366

>>33213352
A drawn out abortion joke.

>> No.33223391

>>33199450
I was the faggot being born you retard

>> No.33223398

>>33222818
Wife offers you smoothie?
Would you?

>> No.33223419

>>33216930
i hate this fucker so much

>> No.33223484

>>33213352
she gave birth to my son and then put him in a blender after i named him optimus prime
to be honest he looked more like the pet dog than me

>> No.33223641

I better see a screencap tomorrow

>> No.33223645

how long until a completely unironic 10 month pregnancy rp?

>> No.33224457

>>33216930
based

>> No.33224699

>>33223645
Next week, by your oshi because I impregnated her today.

>> No.33224847

>>33200244
This.

>> No.33224970

>>33203612
This fucking thread is hilarioussss

>> No.33225359

>>33224699
wtf

>> No.33225460

>>33199450
This is the reality gachikoi crackheads want the vtubing world to become.

>> No.33225484

>>33225460
Good.

>> No.33225559

>>33213352
You know that infamous doujinshi with an US president and a blender?

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>>33199450
You will never be the father, for much you post "Yeah, me" in this thread!!!!

>> No.33225583

>>33225484
Meds can't even help you now.

>> No.33225629

>>33225582
I am a dog, so yeah i am the father

>> No.33225735

>Entire stream about baby blending
>Literally one (1) post with AWW RIGHT
What happened

>> No.33225989

>>33225735
that manga is older than some of the posters here

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Why yes? I subscribed

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>Baby blender
We're still relevant kek.

>> No.33227695

>>33225559
>>33225989
The girl is even a /meat/ chuuba now
https://youtu.be/5wW9SByk-Bg

>> No.33227730

>>33199450
Im you, btw

>> No.33228449

>>33199450
This is peak early 2000s comedy!

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>>33199450
oh lawd put me in the screencap

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Shee finally had chats baby? Is it part dog?

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>>33229591
yes

>> No.33230815

>>33199450
Imagine livestreaming a birth and it ends up being a stillbirth

>> No.33231211

>>33229591
it was

>> No.33233817

>>33199450
Bump

>> No.33234177

>>33201553
I hate how calming the first of those actually is

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