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You are now in charge of Nijisani. What do you do to finally compete with Holo/Cover?

>> No.33116176

dissolve, i update my CV and get a real job, while sexually harassing women on the internet

>> No.33116283

Cajole their private investors into making Cover open their capital then aggressive takeover.

>> No.33117012

>>33115970
graduate or fire anyone with less than 2k viewers, does more member streams than normal streams, or is on constant hiatus and only have the job as a second job.

>> No.33117192

nothing, since niji already competes with cover.

>> No.33117220

Can NijiEN fags name a single one of their Japanese livers?

>> No.33117252

>>33115970
Graduations for anyone sub 1k
So like 80%...

>> No.33117361

Brothel with gundou, hskw, dola, nui, Cammy, meiji, puti, ririmu, deron, rin, shiishii, saku and Chaika as options. Salome would run reception.

>> No.33117379

>>33115970
Graduate 90 percent of their talents and Salome because she doesn't really stream. Just videos. Focus on the only ones that actually makes them money. That's their main problem, they have too many talents and most people don't give a shit about nearly all of them.

>> No.33117489

>>33115970
It's pretty hopeless, even with Chronoir going full gay making couple channel and Rof-mao going full male idol doing male idol shits, the males still seem to be losing to Tempus, and the girls....you know how it is already without me saying anything.

>> No.33117573

>>33115970
Have the talents fuck to strengthen their warriors bond

>> No.33117587

>>33117361
>and Chaika
b-but Chaika-chan is too cute for brothels

>> No.33118416
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33118416

>be old bald fat ugly ojisan
>now in charge of nijisanji
>hehe boi
Hold my beer and put the lawyers on speed dial

>> No.33118463

>>33117220
Is anybody on /vt/ even watching niji jp. I dont know they all are probably nice people, but they look so generic.

>> No.33118574

>>33115970
Have a Koshien every month of the year, because it looks to be only during it that they can compete with hololive, and when they are not on koshien period, they only have KING and a once in a blue moon chinman to carry this shit

>> No.33118968

>>33117379
Do the ones they don't give a shit on actually cost them any money, though? As long as they aren't actively fucking things up, graduating them just means they'll never get back the money spent on models/rigging. If they can make a few bucks without any more investment, why not?

>> No.33119274

>>33118968
Anon, you clearly haven't taken my $5000 marketing seminar or bought my best selling book. Otherwise you'd know exactly what's wrong with your post.

>> No.33119432

>>33118968
You're right, but the thing about keeping way too many vtubers around is, they will not be able to sell the image of 'one big family, everyone support each other' like Holo. NijiJP is like multiple smaller groups of vtubers rather than one big group, some support each other, while some compete and sabotage each other.

>> No.33119492

>>33119432
>'one big family, everyone support each other' like Holo
pfft

>> No.33119503

>>33117012
>does more member streams than normal streams
This sounds fucking terrible, is there anyone actually like this?

>> No.33119554

>>33119503
Otogibara Era did that before she graduated. For one year she'd almost exclusively do member streams.

>> No.33119662

>>33119432
Don't do their job for free. Obviously there's workable solutions to Niji's problems, but (You) won't get any money or credit if you just hand them answers.

>> No.33119986

>>33115970
Less talents, the mass production of chuubas is bad for the industry.

>> No.33120146

Wait, Scarle is a Youkai?

>> No.33120191

>>33117220
I get around 45-50 usually when I take this quiz
https://www.sporcle.com/games/kaigainiki/nijisanji-jp

>> No.33120900

>>33115970
Fire the guys that are picking talents for their numbers

>> No.33121072
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>>33115970
Anycolor is already beating Cover. In the only way that actually matters to a business.

>> No.33121297

>>33121072
remember when holofaggots tried to spin the 3% more sales number as a loss while also ignoring all the other numbers on this where anikara had cover beat

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>>33117220
>>33120191
This is me, but every time I do this quiz I forget someone I've written before in this same quiz.
I watch NijiEN but I don't know if I could be called a "NijiEN fag" since I watch Nijisanji since 2019.

>> No.33121886

>>33121072
>Makes more than twice the profits
Holy shit, the question should be "how do you make Cover competitive with Anycolor"

>> No.33121922

>>33115970
Divert all the resources we have into softcore camming

>> No.33121954

>>33121072
So that's how much their soul was worth.

>> No.33121980

>>33121072
>>33121297
>>33121886
Cope and seethe. /vt/ doesn't care about hard numbers. /vt/ would rather run an idol company like AKB48, except with far more draconian punishments.

>> No.33121999

>>33115970
>finally
KEK

>> No.33122189

>>33121980
You need to be winning for "cope and seethe" to work, anon. Coming from second place it just looks pathetic

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