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Post the best rrat in the world, or I'll eat your souls

>> No.32807235

>>32806968
Gura is planning on collabing with males but only after ALL of the other EN girls have done so. She wants to cause the biggest of the biggest of meltdowns, so she's waiting in the shadows, biding her time, until it's the perfect moment to strike down the last bit of hope anyone had.

>> No.32807648

Ame and Gura are friends

>> No.32807743

>>32807648
Now now, Anon. Rrats are supposed to have at least a non-zero chance of being true.

>> No.32808228

And we posted the first rrat that came to our heads,
Which just so happened to be,
The best rrat in the world,
It was the best rrat in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,
One and one make two,
Pekora bought a monkey,
It was destiny

Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the cat doth dine
And the threads doth blow
and the rrat doth grow

>> No.32808640

>>32806968
Pekora just rented her monkey

>> No.32808645

>>32808228
Ogey

>> No.32808898

>>32806968
Regis is /here/ and know about the massive meltdown he’s causing, he either just doesn’t care or finds it funny

>> No.32808959

>>32806968
Fefe is actually Melania Trump irl, the proof is how her name is a Trump reference.

>> No.32809069
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32809069

Gura initially wanted to collab with Tempus but eventually used Mori, Bae and Ollie as a scapegoat to test the waters to gauge our reactions.

She hinted at Ame that she wants a Myth collab, Worms specifically, but insinuated that it's hard to get a proper Myth collab due to Kiaras timezone. Ame, wanting to apologize to Gura for calling her a bitch, decides to honor Guras request and tried to organize the collab by pinging Myths discord. Problem is, Mori left the discord group last year ever since her tt collab, Ina has it on mute and Kiara always responds 2 months late due to timezones so Ame decides to ping @everyone in the main discord server (yes, the one including even the JPstars). None of the JPs could understand what the fuck Ame wanted so they just ignored her completely except for Pekora, who will do anything for numbers, and Nene who recently bought a translator but she's too busy breeding beetles.

Ame then pings @everyone in the HoloEN server but no one responded still. Except Reine who thought Kiara's gonna be in. Gura uses this chance to inform Omegatroon that this is a good opportunity to boost Tempus numbers while also slowly dissolving the Homo barrier and just like that,
>forced collab

Seeing this, Mori decides to join to "be the meatshield and tank the schizos", Bae decides to join because "One step closer towards Tempus is one step closer towards Roberu". Reine can't suddenly pull out of the collab so she convinces Moona and Zeta to join her unless they're unwilling to see their families ever again.

That leaves us with 2 mystery niggers and from this hypothesis, we can conclude that it will either be Gura and chumbudprime or Pekora and her monkey

>> No.32809229

>>32808898
He probably finds it funny. He seems much more well-adjusted than the people who post autistic screeds on here all day, every day

>> No.32809349

>>32809069
Seriously though. Gura is very anxious towards people. She does not want to collab with males, because she does not want to feel awkward around them.

>> No.32809385

Jay

>> No.32809491

>>32806968
Omega is paid by Anycolor to destroy Hololive from inside.

>> No.32809536

>>32806968
Most of the people who post here are miserable in real life.

>> No.32809627

>>32806968
Yagoo is gay, that's why he pushes for males to normalize male collabs

>> No.32809695

>>32806968
Pekora got fucked by her monkey. He was horny and feral. The cat killed it in revenge.

>> No.32809746

>>32809627
>Yagoo is married and has children. Gets a blow job every night after dinner from his wife. Something you will never get.

>> No.32810098

my father came out as a faggot while at the dinner table with me and my mother, that's how i got on this board

>> No.32811123

>>32807235
I beleeb

>> No.32811507

>>32807235
good thing that this point will never be reached then

>> No.32813279

>>32808898
>>32809229
That's some nice overconfidence you got there. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.

>> No.32814678

>>32806968
The Nazca conspiracy will be always my favorite

>> No.32814759

>>32808898
I belieb. Do it again, Bomber Regis!

>> No.32814945

>>32813279
Altare is a double black belt and own guns. You sure you want to mess with a rooftop Korean who has Jokeregis walks at 3am?

>> No.32815760

>>32809536
Wait you cant do that. You cant just be straight up right.

>> No.32816162

>>32807648
If you've been paying attention you would know this is blatantly untrue.
Gura was in love with Ame but Ame didn't like her much and kept a distance. It took gura over a year but she finally got the message and moved on.

Now they only collab when they are forced to by management to keep up appearance, but they can't stand each other.

>> No.32816165

>>32815760
I'm sorry. I hope these catalogue posters at least made some friends here; they're obviously among a bunch of likeminded people even though they're calling each other fags all day long over what the anime girl said or didn't say.

>> No.32816983

>>32806968
Your oshi is pregnant. Look at the signs.

>> No.32817069

>>32813279
He mentioned that if someone sent him a red Akasupa with a hate message, he won't be able to take it. Send him a red aka supa anon, it's gonna mess with him

>> No.32817279

Gura pissed off ame now she's going have to pay actual studios to get her shit done. How is this a win for chumkeks? Unless you're planning to spend more money which any of you won't. Ame wins gets rid of all the leeches who use her studio.

>> No.32817282

>>32817069
That'll show him!

>> No.32819347

>>32809491
Rrats anon not truth

>> No.32820274

>>32808228
I laughed.
Here's your (you)

>> No.32820427
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32820427

taiga is mio's manager

>> No.32823000

>>32806968
i am the vtuber gawr gura.

>> No.32823142

>>32823000
how's it goin?

>> No.32823155
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32823155

here the best rrat in the world

>> No.32824500

>>32823155
mating press

>> No.32827702
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32827702

>>32806968
"Idol culture" is about adhering to a poorly conceptualized interpretation of Abrahamic morals.

>> No.32827752

>>32808228
Kek okay that was funny

>> No.32828057

>>32806968
Finana is orcschizo

>> No.32828622
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32828622

>>32806968
Polka took Kiara's spot in Gen 5.

>> No.32829240

Zentreya doesn't use TTS, her voice just sounds like that

>> No.32829304

>>32806968
Polka actively posts in /vt/

>> No.32829679
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32829679

>>32807235
>She will collab with all of them at the same time.
>Only her and the guys
>It will be a creampie collab.
>The whole collab will be a camera pointing at Gura's cunny and being used.
>Most of the stream will be holomen's butt cheeks rocking back and forth.
>The stream will have no BGM, the only sound will be skin slapping against skin and animalistic groans of pleasure.
>The collab ends with semen seeping out of Gura's cunny while she berates and insults chat for being virgin cucks.
I CAN'T WAIT.

>> No.32829746

>>32829679
It will be gura having sex with all the homos one at a time doggy style, with the camera positioned right under her vagina pointed up at the action.
And yes, there will be cum drops splattering over the camera lense.

>> No.32829763

>>32829679
They'll play that new Kirby game.

>> No.32830618

>>32829763
>They'll play that new Kirby game.
By the end of the stream they will let Gura win with the biggest Kirby.
Then they will show a picture of Gura's pregnant belly on the stream.
>Whoops, look like I got big in real life too shrimpies.
>It was a pregnancy reveal stream all along.
>Gura doesn't even reads the SC's and ends the stream saying she is going to get fucked again while pregnant.
>Member stream if you want to watch the action.

>> No.32830882

>>32806968
All the EN girls will collab with Tempus so the fleeing gachis and unis flood to Gura funelling gura the highest CCV and supas, they want to make Gawr Gura the no.1 vtuber in the world so they use her as the flagship vtuber in the industry, to keep hololive at the top.

>> No.32832080

>>32806968
Kronii and Ina are in a relationship.

>> No.32834089

>>32806968
Small Ame and big Ame are the same person

>> No.32834147

>>32808898
I hate that motherfucker so much is unreal

>> No.32834197

>>32809746
Lots of gay people marry heterosexual partners before they are out of closet

>> No.32836050

Vesper is unironically the most jacked member in Hololive

Dude is a prepper, survival enthusiast, knows vast /fit/ knowledge and has biked over 4000 miles across the USA. People be 'mirin

>> No.32836457

>>32806968
The first Houshou Marine did not renew her contract. She was replaced with someone who could successfully imitate her voice, but she eventually damaged her vocal cords and also had to be let go. The current Marine can also imitate the original but not as well and is also experiencing difficulties with her vocal cords.
I've posted something similar to this before because I truly believe it.

>> No.32836471

>>32836050
I can believe that

>> No.32836543

>>32836457
Now that rrat have moved over to Marine.. Wasn't it Okayu in the past?

>> No.32836546

https://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm

>> No.32836566

>>32809069
STRONG rrat

>> No.32836588

Pako is going to adopt IRyS.

>> No.32836642

>>32836543
I posted it before the Okayu version popped up and know nothing about Okayu

>> No.32836776

Gura will never collab with males on camera, but she'll constantly be doing off collabs. Kiara, Fauna, and Gura are very paranoid about males only cause of the reaction they might get from their insane fans, though Kiara is less scared and more so just doesn't want to risk any loss of money. Fauna will be the only one who'll break and collab with the ultra twink, Magni. It'll take a couple months though.

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32837045

>>32808228
This is not the greatest rrat in the world, no. This was just a tribute.

>> No.32837271

>>32809069
Just write fanfiction, youre genuinely good at it.

>> No.32837355

>>32837045
Towa is powerful. Matsuri just ignored her cum tribute, Towa goes straight to the source and asks nicely for it to be taken down. I love Towa

>> No.32838194

>>32837045
one of the top tier rrats

>> No.32838459

>>32837355
Agreed.

>> No.32838847

>>32809069
enjoyable read, more like this

>> No.32839936

>>32806968
You have no freedom.

>> No.32840109

>>32806968
you have almost nothing in common with your oshi. Every single attribute, interest or opinion you think they have is just a projection from your lonely psyche onto the blank neotenic face of an avatar being controlled by a woman who's job it is to make money from you. If you can summon up enough self-awareness to confront this reality and see the vtuber for who they are then maybe you'll feel some sympathy for them as you watch cuties turn into cakes turn into hags and dreams of idoldom turn into dreams of kids and then into simple companionship and finally into cryptic tweets and silence.

>> No.32840664

>>32806968
The monkey is sentient and is subtly controlling Pekora via pheromones in its piss.

>> No.32840764

It was pekora who raped miko.

>> No.32840859

>>32808228
First time a "pekora bought a monkey" post made me laugh, cheers

>> No.32841084
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32841084

>>32806968

>> No.32842104

>>32806968
gura will never do a handcam stream because she's afraid she might show her self harm scars

>> No.32842348

>>32814945
He's a Leaf, so no. He doesn't own guns.

>> No.32842807

>>32842104
Doesn't matter, holo handcam streams are wack anyways. Why would i want to see a gloved hand, everyone except Ollie has nice delicate boney hands that would look beautiful on camera and we're constantly being deprived of the content we deserve

>> No.32842853

>>32842348
You really don't think they got guns in leafland? They have some that you just can't get, but you can still get a nice rifle

>> No.32843126

>>32806968
Not a rrat but Omega will debut soon with EN3. It's a she but will insist she is not of any specific gender with her cute ESL Japanese. The reason being is so she can collab with ENstars as one of the boys

>> No.32843769

Mumei's parent's have no idea that she's vtubing. If they knew they would flip their shit. Once she is done with college she will graduate to work at a job she got the degree for at their order.

Bae's tiger parents are more involved in her career than her manager.

Mori wants to be the next Billie Eilish and once something sticks and her recording career takes off she's gone, that is if she can get her shit together.

Ame smells like taco bell

>> No.32844067

Oh I got a rrat for you OP
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/32506027/#q32508894

>> No.32845086

>>32844067
What determines the order is simple: Followers.

>> No.32846052

>>32842807

a man of superior tastes

>> No.32846394

The sexualization of the Korean talents have caused numerous fights between holoEN and Cover's upper management. The Korean talents have explained the history of Korean comfort women to management and how that makes them uncomfortable with being sexualized by a Japanese corporation. There was a fight over this in January where management told the Korean talents that they didn't care if they felt degraded by their outfits and after this Sana lost interest in hololive.

After Sana's surprise graduation Ina got depressed and told management that she was planning to quit. This was when management started to worry since allegations of sexism/racism causing a talent to quit would seriously damage the reputation of hololive. After quick negotiations a compromise was reached and there will be major changes next year.

>> No.32846699

>>32845086
Kronii posted that image because it always puts (you) as the first listener.

>> No.32846858

>>32846394
Meds, take them

>> No.32848055
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32848055

Tempus were never intended to be "brotubers", they were meant to be regular female-targeting male vtubers. As such there were no plans to do a lot of collabs with the girls because their audiences wouldn't overlap anyway. But after their initial reveal and people making MAGGED memes and throwing the idea of brotubers around, Cover management decided to change directions to try to capitalize on this concept, because they figured they'd never beat Luxiem at their own game anyway. This new direction meant that they now needed to do a lot of collabs with the girls in order to try to funnel their male audience into the boys.
tldr: MAGGED memesters are responsible for the current drama.

>> No.32848580

>>32848055
>t. Kronie

>> No.32848934

the pink cat is actually good

>> No.32849159

ID shittalk EN and the EN managers on their own discord, and privately think the whole branch is toxic and doomed. They don't understand why hololive tolerates them being so lazy. The story about Gura peeing on Ame's bed was met with a lot of mockery and disgust. Even Kobo was dunking on Gura.

>> No.32851382

>>32806968
Omega wasn't actually looking for talents, he was just participating in Euro orgies.

>> No.32852481

>>32806968
Vhojo is bad

>> No.32859373

>>32843769
>Bae's tiger parents are more involved in her career than her manager.
Paparat just wants to build, he doesn't understand it, but still he builds.

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32860206

>>32806968
Axel Syrios is actually Ben Simmons
>Has NBA 2K on his favorite games list
>Is Australian
>Ben Simmons has been away from the NBA for months

>> No.32860294

>>32860206
And he said on one of the streams that he hates Ben Simmons, which is something Ben Simmons would think too

>> No.32860363

>>32860294
It's all to deflect from the fact that it's obviously him

>> No.32860672

>>32806968
Fauna is Nyanners.

>> No.32867882

>>32806968
OP is a faggot

>> No.32873341

>>32806968
We just got confirmation that Kiara has no friends in Myth.

>> No.32875566

>>32808228
I hate monkeyposting but you got me to crack a smile. Here's your (you)

>> No.32875642

>>32873341
Source next thread?

>> No.32875690

Gura wears diapers during streams

>> No.32875753

>>32820427
This is worse than any male Collab. I fucking hate this cat, I hope he gets run over soon

>> No.32875862

>>32836050
believable rrat

>> No.32877237

>>32820427
i hope taiga lives another 20 years

>> No.32877324

>>32820427
This photo manipulation took me straight to the uncanny valley. They got rid of his second eyelids!

>> No.32877656

>>32806968
"Coco sacrified herself for hololive"
that's it, that's the best rrat in the world because everyone believes in it

>> No.32877675

>>32837355
Matsuri cum tribute? Link? To her watching it and the tribute pls

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