/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

What narratives or nonsense would you add to an "All-Stars Vtuber iceberg"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
That image screams reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>328464
This post screams unbathed

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Chinese zombie Kizuna Ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
taiwan independence activist coco kiryu
papa dragon is kazuma kiryu
papamacchia/pekomama/mama'nis
aloe was never real
mea's bloody tampon
the hag leak™
nyanners' past

[Anonymous No.]

Every minecraft stream is personalized
Akai Haato and Haachama are two different people taking shifts
Flare + Noel deleted 3D cooking stream
"Alimenta al cerdo (2009)" deleted found-footage snuff film watchalong
Shion and Towa's prerrecorded graduations predict future events
Gawr Gura members only 7 hour silent stream in gm_construct
1992/07/04 Hololive Tokino Sora VHS tapes (three found as of 2010)
【GERMAN FAIRYTALES】"Die neunzehn Klänge der Engel" -- Member submitted!!【Storytelling】
Hololive Gamers disappearance before debut (Chino Masahiro, Soga Takeshi)
Amelia Watson playthrough of user-submitted MUD-based freeform roleplay MUD

[Anonymous No.]

China controversy was falseflagged on both sides by U.S. DoD agents

[Anonymous No.]

I think its funny as shit when the holos describe any benign symptom and the threads will tie it to pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

Coco is a CIA psyop to discredit the CCP

[Anonymous No.]

Vtubers real life cup sizes grow/shrink over time to fit with their avatar's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Pekora hates Kiara
Pekora loves Kiara
Pekora is indifferent towards Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

The actual size of Woohoolad's balls
Tim Hortons forest demon cult
So let's set as 9-12
Kiara's suicide
Family Friendly is dead
Pink Koopa
"DO YU RELE BELEB THAT?!"
Real reason behind the influx of ocean animal vtubers
vtubers are an outcome of the Montauk project
Hero Hei will catch you next time
Worth of jelly beans as currency
Amelia is a boomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Aqua slapped Pekora in front of Yagoo at the Hololive office

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
December 2nd 2021 Hololive office incident (DO NOT REASURCH)

[Anonymous No.]

>>333015
jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>333045
>Kiara's suicide
>Real reason behind the influx of ocean animal vtubers

Quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>333915
>Kiara's suicide
Kiara's backstory is being a phoenix, if they die they will revive with a freshly restored body.
She is also in a canon relationship with Mori, a messenger of death. So she is altogether caught in the mortal realm and will never be able to truly experience death.
>Real reason behind the influx of ocean animal vtubers
Holoive EN started out with two vtubers from the abyss; Ina'nis and Gura's. Their success as English-speaking vtubers has attracted many copycats especially Gura's subscriber count. People think if they act as a visual Gura-themed substitute they get a piece of the cake as well. And it actually somehow worked out for them, so the wave of newcomers is trying to copy from the indies who copied from Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>333017
In Pekora's case these three are all correct at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
>>330656
dissociative personality haato-chama as result of several abuses suffered (fillipines, australia, japan) in her live

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
This is shit.. why didn't you post the good one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Iceberg charts started here

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas Miracle was staged
Curse of 25th
"HololiveEN is a myth" poster
Amelia started couponposting
Haato real voice
Nazca ch.
Yagoo had insider knowledge of new Chinese livestreaming regulations
Mori is Anemachi
AO-chan and AO-ham are the same person
Howard is more important than you think
hinako_note_shark.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>350734
Perhaps, because there is no good one?

[Anonymous No.]

A single consciousness controls all Hololive talents somewhere in a laboratory below Tokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>355369
>Amelia started couponposting
How is this even a narrative instead of true

[Anonymous No.]

Mori made her fan commit suicide
Kiara is Ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>355911
Sakura Miko replacement

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Gura is actually a whale
Gura was a brony
Gura is catholic
Gura is Todd Howard's daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
There are no "avatars". Cover is taking corpses of girls with 'potential' and digitize their brains utilizing mind uploading technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
These theories scream reddit review
Post actual thought provoking theories please

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Cover and Ichikara created corona to ensure worldwide success of vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
All-stars Hololive iceberg*

[Anonymous No.]

>>355369
Kiara was Nazca

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Hololive and vtubers are related to the monarch project

[Anonymous No.]

Marine's real donk-booty (DO NOT RESEARCH)

[Anonymous No.]

>>355510
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>359748
Too bad its 5 months old

[Anonymous No.]

>>333256
February 7th 2021 low effort post incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>355369
Amelia in fact did start coupon shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>367506
>couldn't even get the date right
OH NONONONON...... *WHEEZE*

[Anonymous No.]

>>359748
Korone's fingerprints?

[Anonymous No.]

>>367589
>what's a timezone

[Anonymous No.]

>>367664
Yeah what is a timezone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>367828
Say it to my face in GMT+3 and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>367828
Anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>356268
It's more surprising that Marine was a catholic, being into reading the bible when she was young and with her and her sister going to a Catholic school. Catholicism is pretty rare in Nippon, but in the US it's fairly common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Is it cringe that the lower regions of this reddit-tier "humor" really creeped me out? My brain accepted them as facts, and the fact that they contradicted reality got a reaction out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368228
It's cringe that you ask an anonymous imageboard whether your internal feelings are cringe or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368228
Yes, it is. Go back and be among your "people".

[Anonymous No.]

>>368285
I feel insecure about being creeped out by this FN*F fanfic-tier shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>368381
Rightfully so.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakura Miko new VA
Coco channel is a money laundering site
Anemachi isn't real
Melposter is actually Mel
Holo Graffiti lost episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>368381
The only thing on that list that's remotely funny is the Golden Yagoo being sentient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>330656
>Gawr Gura members only 7 hour silent stream in gm_construct
This is honestly the most disturbing one

[Anonymous No.]

>>368196
Japan so far had eight Christian prime ministers

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
AKAI HAATO = RED HEART
4CHAN = FORTUNE
KFP = KFC
HOLOLIVE = HOLOGRAPHIC LIVESTREAMS
ROBOCO = ROBOT
RISU = SQUIRREL
INUGAMI = DOG GOD
PEKORA WEARS A BUNNYSUIT
RUSHIA = LUCIA / LUCIFER
KIRYU = KILL YOU (cf. YAKUZA)
"HIME"MORI = PRINCESS
ID GEN 1 = AREA 15 (= AREA 51) = IOFIFTEEN
KUREIJI OLLIE = CRAZY OLLIE (SKATEBOARD TRICK)
PAVOLIA REINE = POWERFUL REIGN
WATSON = SHERLOCK'S ASSISTANT
MORI CALLIOPE => MC, PERSONA REFERENCE
ENMA = ENGLISH MANAGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
>KUREIJI OLLIE = CRAZY OLLIE (SKATEBOARD TRICK)
Fuck, I didn't realize the ollie part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
INFORMATION OVERLOAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Narrative is anagram for naive rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>368436
Mostly because many of the most prestigious secondary schools in Japan are Christian rather than it being a common religion among the common folk, so it's an overrepresented religion among the elite in Japan.

Makes me wonder how elite the Marine clan is.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori alone has enough narratives to fill an iceberg thrice over.

Just make a thread asking "any proof she hates the other members?" or something like that and reap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
>ENMA = ENGLISH MANAGER
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>368690
Kiara is probably the most narrative heavy HoloEN, judging by how much anti narrative threads she constantly has up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368395
You know what, I no longer do. The longer I read this thread, the creepier it gets, and no horror books or games ever truly scared me. I accept the cringe, and it rewards me with fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
Do we have a fucking leak on the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

Azkibro is a speedster
Haato rapeposter finally rape Haato
We live in a simulation and Hololive is a program made by the Matrix

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
>>368752
I feel pants-on retarded for not realizing it sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best Yagoo icebergs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
>RISU = SQUIRREL

[Anonymous No.]

Reine mindbroken with BWC to prevent her usurpation of the throne.
Ollie is Kiara's abortion
Hololive is an Egregore ritual.
Lamy (DON'T RESEARCH).
Abe backed doxxing. Nene's doxx is scripted.
They're Here.
HoloGraffiti is mocapped and traced.
Aliens are real. Haato ate one accidentally.
Gawr Gura are multiple people.
Amelia Watson is British.
Orange.
It's Her.
It will come to fruition soon. Don't watch Bloom.
Chris' Master Plan.
Fake HICs, hidden messages.
APEX VR super soldier training program.
Kiara's terminal disease.
Asacoco is already for sale.
Black Holo already debuted.
Luna digital mind upload experiment side effects.
TakaMori Vacations.
Most of Chat doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>369381
>They're Here
at least one definitely is

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora quit Hololive last month. All streams after her departure were pre recorded months in advance due to a contract she signed.

3 other idols are no longer with the company and are currently deepfaked.

Backstories for each idol are scripted to elicit empathy from viewers.

20% of youtube chats are "filler" and are taken from old streams.

Half the chat interaction you see is scripted. Idols are sent scripted comments to reply to in order to push certain narratives. Cover writes these comments themselves and uses a fake account.

The first few red superchats sent during a stream are from Cover and are sent to generate more buzz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368228
you're in a dark room and suddenly

konpeko

[Anonymous No.]

>>369431
I could believe this

[Anonymous No.]

>>369381
>Chris's Master Plan
I think one of the other narrative rumors is that Chris was supposed to be the first CN idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>369454
The bathroom pekora laugh was definitely eerie in its own cute way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>369523
How would that work considering the guy who used Chris is confirmed Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>369381
>Ollie is Kiara's abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>369599
A lot of the Chris narratives are pretty wild since she's the most mysterious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Add this
>The Shadow Duel really happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
One of the Holos is going through pregnancy righ now

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo's rape dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama cloning

[Anonymous No.]

the first pokopen incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>370897
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
>Pekora BGM
Have you fucking heard Polka Super-Chat BGM?

[Anonymous No.]

serial experiments haato

[Anonymous No.]

>deus ex machina soul containment project

[Anonymous No.]

>nikocado avocado and yuzuki choco divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>356268
>Gura was a brony
So was a "genuine" LittlestPetShop fan, so other than her being a Female(Female), this adds up to her being within the actual aimed demographic of Hasbro's MLP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
>HOLOLIVE = HOLOGRAPHIC LIVESTREAMS
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW! Is this shit gets out we're all fucked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>370897
yagoo is the victim of the rape dungeon
azki is the perpetrator, why else do you think she appears so rarely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
>PEKORA WEARS A BUNNYSUIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>370897
>>374030
>Yagoo is the biggest scapegoat in the grand scheme due to a narrative of some "plain middle aged guy being a creepy fuck underneath" is more believable by the general public than the Holo girls being actual psychos

[Anonymous No.]

>>359748
>Hospital Hires
What's this one joking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>369431
I can unironically believe this

[Anonymous No.]

>>369431
>The first few red superchats sent during a stream are from Cover and are sent to generate more buzz.
This is almost certainly real, and not exclusive to Cover, but any form of stream with donations.
A big phycological play.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama never went to Australia

[Anonymous No.]

>>359748
>aquas sex tape
post the source. sticky the source

[Anonymous No.]

Koopa mass halluciantion
Superhchats are Yakuza money Laundering schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>375817
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>369431
I would say meds but like the others said, I can see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
>kizuna ai was the first hololive idol
why is this so low?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is not here
Annoying Orange is backed by the CCP

[Anonymous No.]

>>368440
Pavolia stands for peafowl, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>356338
>There are no "avatars". Cover is taking corpses of girls with 'potential' and digitize their brains utilizing mind uploading technology.
Isn't that a book by William Gibson? Idoru? (Idol)

[Anonymous No.]

>>368196
>It's more surprising that Marine was a Catholic
Is a Catholic. Or did she convert to something else?

[Anonymous No.]

Abigail is Ironmouse in a different model
the first vtuber
the first Japanese vtuber
previous terms used for "vtuber"
Nobuhime no Kikan
the Four Heavenly Kings
R.RAT
The Orient Express
Hanayori Girls' Dormitory/Nonono's Illness
RTS Games are the future
Dinosaurs
La yodasoh steana

[Anonymous No.]

>>374444
quads

[Anonymous No.]

>>367664
>>367828
>>367913
Kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>367664
>>367828
>>367913
Kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

the hololive age chart

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
Minecraft streams quota imposed by managers
Holostars are actual slave labour
HoloID funded entirely by Indonesian royal family
Korone mephedrone addiction
Holocaust
Pre-recorded zatsudans
The final YAB
"Seiso"

[Anonymous No.]

>>375817
https://files.catbox.moe/6bu8fb.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>379509
not gonna lie the minecraft one seem right even more now that choco is finally doing numbers just by playing it....well that and not playing fucking ark helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
based roberu

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri's fluoxetine addiction.
Coco offered Kanata live together for pity.
NoFlare is one sided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
wrong website faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>380259
100 posts late, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
roberu sounds like a dinosaur in bed holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Lulu really is just a regular art student. It's Lize that's the Eldritch.

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo is Fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

Yaago is Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

I am YAGOO

[Anonymous No.]

What do you get when you reverse YAGOO?

OOGAY RRAT.

Dubs confirm it.

[Anonymous No.]

If you play an audio recording of the word "Yagoo" backwards, it will sound like "haachamachama"

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
He's winning alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
I KNEEL ROBERU

[Anonymous No.]

Cover's absolute lack of care and shit management is not incompetence, but malice.
Yagoo resents everyone more successful than Miko and Sora and part of the staff goes out of his way to mess with the talent.
EN will never get anything because Cover doesnt like them. The only exception is Kiara's autistic stacyness where she probably kept calling her manager six times a day for three months until she got her shit done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
Does someone have twitter account of this porn actress? would help me relive my fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>379509
>The final YAB
why does this sound so ominous

[Anonymous No.]

>>378311
She is most likely non-practicing

[Anonymous No.]

>>359748
>Watame did something wrong
*casts a spell to make you shit every time you piss*
haha retard

[Anonymous No.]

the guy on bike who shouted "die" at kiara roomate is in fact son of yagoo and hates hololive

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>383864
>EN will never get anything because Cover doesnt like them.
A company doesn't like its most succesful branch?
But why?
I like to think they were just not prepared for their success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
>Girls don't look good in real tight sweaters
>Korean homosexuals are indoctrinating Ina
>Aloe still exists members only streams
>Coco's sweaty bra was never really found
>Kiara and Mori's romance is a gay op
>Cover is behind the antis to drum up sympathy and support. Coco is in on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
That's our beautiful son giving us all grandkids. Be proud of Roberu. He sounds like he has a big dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>375459
Facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
halfa that shit should be in moon, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>369431
>Backstories for each idol are scripted to elicit empathy from viewers.

>Half the chat interaction you see is scripted. Idols are sent scripted comments to reply to in order to push certain narratives. Cover writes these comments themselves and uses a fake account.

>The first few red superchats sent during a stream are from Cover and are sent to generate more buzz.

These seem really plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>386163
Foreign branch. Most companies make a completely different company when expanding not only because of fiscal and staffing reasons but because you woudnt want Samsung Europe in France to neglect their Italian customer base because they think they're less than.
Also they're a japanese company. Its what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
This image is disgusting

>>359748
Now this is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>383864
I can see sora, but why miko too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>391367
Yagoo personally scouted miko. He loves her.
The rest are extras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>359748
>hololive massive psy-op by Japanese government to jump start American Chinese war
>yagoo is an ego-maniac
>yagoo is the second coming of christ
>yagoo is sterile/hololive members are adopted by yagoo
>yagoo incest fetish
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
>Nyanners is a hypocrit
is the titanic coming to run full steam ahead into that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>392451
>hologra alternate universe
>all vtubers live in the same world as hologra
>lost hologra episodes meant as Chinese propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji Hololive pact
Moona NPC program
Hololive CN still alive
Mori-Tupac connection
The purge was necessary
Yagoo dream is real
Holoserver doomsday machines
Aqua and Pekora are sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>392547
>hololive server IP exposed/no whitelist
>hololive members promote torrenting

[Anonymous No.]

>>379987
Isn't it a true one?

[Anonymous No.]

THE SHADOW GAME WAS REAL (DO NOT RESEARCH)

[Anonymous No.]

narratives huh, I like narratives

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive CN never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>392634
>COVER CORP nazi affiliations
>hololive members support genocide

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
There are multiple cliques/factions within hololive who compete against each other and sometimes actively sabotage the others in order to promote their members and get sponsorship deals, merch etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
>Hololive girls fart

[Anonymous No.]

>>399114
I believe this actually happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>399142
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>399142
impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>327941
Every member of Hololove was picked because they suffered some form of tragedy in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>399284
half trues make the best narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>effects of lamyflu
>asacoco/lamyflu real life equivalent

[Anonymous No.]

hololive is a CIA experiment akin to MK ULTRA conducted in cooperation with the japanese government that studies the use of charismatic semi-fictional characters to force the population into submission. after the japanese experiment was proven a success, hololive en was rolled out. by the end of the decade gawr gura will exist exclusively as a US government propaganda asset, with the entire young male population enslaved by her charm. “her” was created to stop people from figuring it out. this post will be removed by the government soon. save yourselves while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>399898
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>Unified Hololore Theory (Research cautiously)

[Anonymous No.]

>/vt/ is moderated by the /r/holo moderators
>/vt/ is moderated / has a janitor working for Cover to monitor rrats and to stay alert for western anti raids.

[Anonymous No.]

>spiritual holostars
>holoreligion
>all of hololive is planned out before hand
>hololive is fake
>yagoo's flash drive (DO NOT RESEARCH)

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora's laughter is a code which has yet to be deciphered.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiryu Coco fart compilation
>the girls' traumatic backstories are real but they were all orchestrated by Yahoo
>Yagoo is Jackie Chan
>Heterochromia fetishism psyop
>"Dead girls don't graduate" (Aloe incident)

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
On one hand, I don't know any of these. On the other, I love the artist Scatman. Why is he on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>400862
I remember this rrat
>one of the jannies/mods knows a holoEN in real life
>the holoEN’s old username was put on autoban near the debut/creation of jp/hlgg/, which is why people started using coded names

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT186xDTwUU
Listen to this song. Notice anything, "off" about it? Be careful of how deep you dig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>404338
If I didn't know any better I would say all the lyrics are a variant of Ha, Cha, and Ma...but when combined...what word does that create?

[Anonymous No.]

>>404490
You're on thin ice, Anon. Better tread lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama really is a three-year-old genius

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama english is the precursor to 1984 newspeak
remember she has british blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>401810
>tanigox pattens

[Anonymous No.]

>>404664
the pepeloni...

[Anonymous No.]

(You) are for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>327941
cockfighting & boxchad

[Anonymous No.]

The Haachama Syndrome is an organic brain disease of uncertain etiology, endemic to Vtubers. It appears to be caused by a type of parasite which can only be recovered from living tissue. The parasite appears quiescent until triggered— usually when the infected travels to Australia or when the infected undergoes significant physiological or psychological stress. The signs and symptoms of the Syndrome include the development of anxiety and paranoia accompanied by delusions which can lead the sufferer to commit seemingly unprovoked violent acts including suicide and murder, and the sensation of insects crawling under their skin. This leads to a classic sign of clawing at the skin, especially over the involved lymph nodes of the throat. Victims in the end-stages may claw out their own throat and die from the resulting blood loss.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I'm still actually working on an overkill redditcringe iceberg, but like 90% of the hundreds of things I added are only about Hololive, this is itself a narrative worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>403244
Funny Burgerfox Scatman video

[Anonymous No.]

The terrorist bombing on KFP was a falseflag and Ina was framed.

[Anonymous No.]

Hitomi Chris became a JAV actress
Mori Calliope FARTED on the TOILET?
Amelia funds Anarchist Terrorist groups with her vtuber money
"ogey rrat" edits were started on Reddit
Ina used to draw Guro
Hololive hires based on physiognomy
Marine office molestation incident

[Anonymous No.]

"Bubba" is not real. Those noises are made by Gawr Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

not sure whether to post this here or in the copypasta thread
Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

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Orange [DO NOT RESEARCH]

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>>368196
Reading the bible is a part of Catholic school curriculum, and just going to a religious private school doesn't mean you practice that religion. Or did she confirm actually being Catholic at some point?

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>>327941
Subaru is Goku's voice actor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01kgSEMe9s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKJIqV5Sgk

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>>408824
Isn't practicing the religion or its teaching heavily encouraged, though?

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>>411155
Only at school. Some grow resentful after graduating or leaving because of the strictness or that the teachings didn't actually resonate because it became more of a mandatory chore than a spiritual reason to be Catholic.

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>>327941
Hololive is a massive combined Japanese Intelligence/CIA gayop to keep people from rioting in the time of COVID.

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>>356268
>Todd Howard's daughter
I believe this

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Kiachama Members Only Phoenix Cooking Stream

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The true meaning of Red heart

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>>418662
Haachama is the "The Idol in Red", an avatar of Nyarlathotep

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Ollie is zombie marine

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Luna's fart fetish

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Korone and okayu are played by Matsumoto and Hamada

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>>418768
That's at the very tipy top of the iceberg. That's practically in the sky above the iceberg.

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Gura is not Senzawa

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>>327941
Anemachi is a Shizophrenic hallucination or a Tulpa invented by Suisei after browsing japanese occult websites

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Curse of the 25th

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>>421802
That's a good one.

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>>418768
Nyarlathotep is an avatar of Haachama

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>>407768
hot

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>>407442
>Hololive hires based on physiognomy
Debunked after they hired Kiara

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>>359748
>Flare's pizza
>Vtuber retirement homes
>Korone's fingerprints
>every Holo has a disability
>"Please raid zoo"
Please someone feed me these rrats

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iceberg memes stop being funny when 90% of the facts are lolsorandom garbage

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>>426462
>Vtuber retirement homes
Becoming an anime girls is extremely tiring for the body. One year of streaming takes ten years out of their lives.
Cover and the others are already building remirement homes to make the final years as comfortable for the girls as possible.

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>>327941
>Subaru is Meccha Babumi
>Risu is actually Filipino
>Hololive Africa
>Americanization of Hololive
>Time-traveling Aki Rosenthal
>YAGOO is A-Chan

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>>432619
>Marine and Shion leaked stream audio
Bullshit. Post it!

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>>433333
I NEEE IT

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Your favorite Vtuber is real and not a person playing a character and doing a voice behind an avatar.

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>>432619
>Your oshi loves you