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Sweaty Boys Edition

Last thread: >>32727239

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

>> No.32735454

>>32735365
Finally. Sex.

>> No.32735465

>>32734711
I'm waiting on another Altare Google translate moment
>magging means raping the enemy

>> No.32735492

>>32733936
It was a nice chill stream. Too many people here have add so they conflate low energy streams with no chemistry, but they got along well.

>> No.32735508

>>32734706
I tried to watch her collab with kyo for a bit, yeah she's just a plainly boring partner collab.

>> No.32735530
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32735530

your broshi
your favorite wataten

>> No.32735601

>>32734711
I can't see Vesper doing it, he respects the senpai too much. I'd say the same about Altare but I could see him going for it if Astel eggs him on. I don't know about Magni, he talks shit but he doesn't seem like he'd join in to me. Axel yes and he'll hee hee.

>> No.32735618

>>32735530
Magni
Hana

>> No.32735727

>>32735530
Vespapa
Mya-nee

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32735739

I'm hoping Vesper will do his reps to dab on the girls in worms.

>> No.32735807

>>32735739
The only worm game I've ever played was Liero Xtreme, is this just as fun?

>> No.32735810

>>32735601
I can see astel and temma trying to make tempus bully each other

>> No.32735848

>>32735739
>These calculations
What the fuck? There's no way Nowa can calculate this shit fast in his head.

>> No.32735862
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I'm writing the second chapter right now! its gonna be where the real oniishota (or father??ish??shota) begins :p which means it'll be longer. im making breakfast rn so 2nd chapter should come out later today.
im running off 0 sleep but altnowa is important
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41575371/chapters/104278284

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32735886

Axel should collab with Hitomi Tanaka

>> No.32735893

>>32735862
YES!
YES!
YES!

>> No.32735898

>>32735530
Vesper
The fat pedophile girl, who needs to have her fat belly bred

>> No.32735918

>>32735739
I don't play works but I play gunbound online boomerang one trick

>> No.32735981

>>32735530
Vesper
I need to impregnate Miyako

>> No.32735984

>>32735848
you underestimate him

>> No.32736084
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/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

>> No.32736097

>>32735739
What the fuck is this autism?

>> No.32736120
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>>32735848
Calculate? No, no. You have to feel the bar. You have to FEEL it. Y'know?

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Astel will playing in ShibuHal Customs shortly, joined by Restia and Mafuyu, but Mafuyu isn't feeling well so she won't be streaming her POV

Astel POV
https://youtu.be/T8DTbQ-TgH0
Restia POV
https://www.twitch.tv/restiafps
Mafuyu POV
https://www.twitch.tv/mmafu_

>> No.32736217

MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT

>> No.32736325

>>32735984
>>32736120
He will try his best but somehow fall short in the end. I just think Nowa doesn't have the competitive mindset like Leader to actually beat his senpais because he respects them too much.

>> No.32736354

>>32735530
Vesper mya-nee

>> No.32736413

>>32735848
dude said he was cracked at math. I'd believe he could do it.

>> No.32736446

>>32736217
I NEED A STORYLINE
or at least a sense of direction or a loose goal
otherwise just "playing minecraft" drives me nuts

>> No.32736449

Guys I feel such shame. I’ve spent my whole life as a starsjp fan shiting on collab beggers and hating them but I just can’t help but think. Man zeta and axel seem like they would make a really fun collab together. I’ve become what I hate

>> No.32736458

>>32735862
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ToT ALTARE CUNNY....AAAAA

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>>32736458
ITS BUNNY (BOY CUNNY) YOU IDIOT
GET ROTATED

>> No.32736516
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>>32736084
based Vestie

>> No.32736532

>>32736449
Idk don’t go around begging for it on youtube or in their twitter replies

>> No.32736544

>>32736506
IT'S WILLY YOU DUMB FUCK
WILD AND SILLY

>> No.32736664

>>32735862
That was nice anon, nice world building and writing style tskr

>> No.32736735

>>32736544
>>32736506
UOOHH BUNNY WILLY’S TOT

>> No.32736817

>>32736449
stop letting global contaminate your brain cells. that is perfectly normal
the real definition of collab "beggars" are the tards who bug the talents themselves about that shit.

>> No.32736925

made the zombie art my wallpaper, it’s too kino

>> No.32737453

Ah~ Peace and Quiet

>> No.32737492

>>32737453
*slaps your ass*

>> No.32737503

>>32736446
At least Altare has goals in his minecraft streams. He always set goals first and you can see them hanging on the wall in his house. For now he's focusing on building Animal Farm. But for long term goal, he's trying to make Elysium as a whole. The starter village called Sanctuary, the Guild Hall, etc.

>> No.32737512

>>32736664
ty, it was kind of troubling to figure out how to properly accentuate the main plot so i was like "eh fuck it."
anything you wanna see in the next chapter? it's set 12 years after that event!

>> No.32737513

>>32737492
Oi!

*slaps back*

>> No.32737544

>>32737512
YES PLeASe. Anon I love you

>> No.32737551

>>32737453
KOJIMAAAAAA

>> No.32737602
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32737602

>>32737453
KONNICHIWAAAAA!!!!!!!

>> No.32737618

I fell asleep during the collab last night. In the end was the big yab that it was boring? At least the finished art pieces looked good.

>> No.32737650

Cant wait for DND, i have high expectations after zomboid kino

>> No.32737684

>>32737544
anon what do you mean im asking you if you want to see anything in particular... you didnt answer me..

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32737721

I love Nowa!

>> No.32737794

>>32735530
Uncle Nowa
Hinata

>> No.32737876

>>32735739
fuck wind, how is the ninja rope meta in wmd? it was a sight to behold in online WWP games

>> No.32737906

Feels good to be a fellow Tempus enjoyer

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32737989

Your 'bros' have ruined fucking everything for me. It's not even them really, it's (You) guys, especially the new twitter/twitch posturing moralfags that appeared within the last 2 weeks. Hope you're proud. Going back to JP now.

>> No.32738018

>>32737989
We didn't do anything

>> No.32738042

>>32737684
Everything I want to see was posted in the previous thread. Nowa nurturing Altare. Altare actually starting to remember his memories bit by bit but hid it from Nowa. Altare playing the oblivious and acting spoiled (but still softly demanding) to Nowa. Altare acted like he doesn't understand anything about puberty/sex even though his memories have come back fully and pushed Nowa into teaching him all about it. Nowa feeling guilty for being aroused as he grope Altare, trying to teach him about puberty and sex.

>> No.32738064

>>32735739
Whoever made this should kill themselves

>> No.32738105
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32738105

>>32737989
My bros are too introvert to even dare to ask the girls for collaboration and yet you blame us.

>> No.32738120

>>32738042
HOHO LUCKY YOU ANON, I JUST WROTE A PART THAT WOULD EASILY SEGWAY INTO THIS... i do like that kind of dominant shota who has the other person wrapped around their finger, but not necessarily as a top.

>> No.32738137

>>32735530
Magni
Mya-nee
GOD KNOWS I WANNA GRAB THAT BELLY AND MAKE TEN KIDS

>> No.32738319

>>32737512
Ohh boy. Thanks but...no idea? Kek I already like where you’re going with it

>> No.32738351

>>32737989
You're bitching about a group of streamers who collab more with males than females.
The only one with a problem is (you)

>> No.32738383

>>32737989
I hate women dude

>> No.32738417

>>32738319 (me)
vvvvv
>>32738120
I’m with this anon, some sweet sweet friction

>> No.32738440

>>32738064
Why do you hate fun?

>> No.32738495

>>32737602
Axel was the only guest that reciprocated his greeting

>> No.32738554

Magni won't ever collab with fleshtubers again, right?
It was a boring stream and both were walking on eggshells

>> No.32738582

>>32737989
Your Oshi was always a whore (by your standards). You hate that our existence alone, without intervention, is enough to break the illusion. And you know what else? The only thing I feel is that I haven’t had a decent bowl of chili this entire fucking time.

>> No.32738653

>>32737989
Keep ma boi's names outta your fucking mouth , the girls asked for the collabs go blame them , or did you think your girls would never do anything that'll displease your highness?

>> No.32738788

>>32735492
I watched maybe half while I got ready and on my way to work and was thinking this.

>> No.32738801

>no one has written a fic from the POV of a female babysitter babysitting shota Tempus yet
wasted potential I tell you, waste potential.

>> No.32738823

>>32737989
Hey, I don't like Twitch either. I'm not Management, I can't tell the talents what's okay and what's not.

>> No.32738825

>>32737989
Greetings from Pakistan. I hate women.

>> No.32738865

>>32738801
>female babysitter
Sorry anon, I'm a yumedanshi who writes all these fics.. I don't do F/M content. How about you write it? (I mean this in a friendly way)

>> No.32738898

>>32738801
I don't care much for F/M content. Maybe you can commission someone to do it for you.

>> No.32738919
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32738919

El sexo

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>>32735886

>> No.32738988

>>32738801
Why do women love shota? Why was I never sexual abused by an older woman so I can the euphoric textures of an onee-san or oba-san’s insides and not know what the hell is going on with me as I experience my peepee feeling funny.

>> No.32738994

How does vesper and mori feels that magni and altare thinks of them as snow roaches?

>> No.32739057

ONEESAN PLEASE RAPE ME

>>32738994
*cums on you*

>> No.32739070

>>32738994
>Vesper
>White

Anon, Nowa is black and you can't refute that.

>> No.32739083

>>32738801
sounds hot

>> No.32739091

>>32738988
There's a difference of fantasy and reality. While the concept of Oneeshota or a babysitter giving the kid she's babysitting a BJ sounds hot, in reality it's a very different experience.

It's very confusing and frightening, especially if you don't reciprocate advances like that. Keep it as a fantasy anon-kun.

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32739110

Thrussy

>> No.32739120

>>32739070
I bet Nowa is Hawaiin

>> No.32739128

>>32738994
femanon please let me impregnate you!!

>> No.32739155

Student!Altare x Teacher!Nowa

>> No.32739157
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32739157

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
_________________
>Commandments Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/393GUHfa

>> No.32739192

>>32739110
The fact Nowa said that on Altare’s stream in Minecraft text chat made me inexplicably uncomfortable for some reason

>> No.32739217

>>32739128
>femanon
Why do males always shitpost and then try to force it on females for shitflinging

>> No.32739256

>>32739192
Which one?

>> No.32739257

>>32739217
this post turned me on for some reason

>> No.32739268

>>32739217
I'm going to impregnate you

>> No.32739277

>>32739217
LET ME CUM IN YOUR MANPUSSY ANON!!! ToT I CAN HIT YOUR PROSTATE I SWEAR!!!

>> No.32739280

>>32735365
HOT TAKE: HoloSTARSEN2 should debut early 2023
There's only 4 boys right now, and many ideas and collabs probably need more people to execute, which is what forces them to collab with girls so much, not to mention they're all not gonna be able to collab together all the time due to schedules (prime example is Axel)
Yes theres HoloJP but even then there are language barriers and time zone issues (again, why Axel has been the most to collab with them).
If we get another wave of 4-5 boys, these issues will fix cause they'll much rather collab with them in various games and other types of streams. Adding more boys will help a better segregation.
STARSEN3 should be late 2024, to avoid a Niji situation.

>> No.32739318

>>32739217
Get mating pressed.

>> No.32739322

>>32739217
Bby gurl don't worry I'll protect you from dem dogs

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>>32738994
Mori is a rapper, so she's used to "you're not the right color"
Vesper probably doesn't give a shit or as others say his roommate is black but I like to think he's Native American
Axel I have no doubt his father married a Japanese and doesn't live in Australia he uses us too much like "we japanese do this" instead of the "japanese do that"
the last one is my rrat

>> No.32739341

>>32739280
hot take: shota altare should rape me and force me to fuck him because otherwise he'll tell everyone in the neighbourhood that im a dirty shotacon

>> No.32739393

>>32739280
I'm happy for you bro
Or sorry that happened

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>>32739217
I WAS JOKING BECAUSE WOMEN ALWAY CONCERN WHEN MAN BANTER WITH EACH OTHER!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE A WOMAN RESPOND TO MY SHITPOST!!!

>> No.32739454

I pretend to be a woman in these threads, no one has yet to call me out on it yet.
This post does not count.

>> No.32739472

>>32739091
Closest I ever got to this was I was snuck into a bar by an older woman I met when I was 19-20 and after drinking we went back to her place and she did some shit to me like pressing my prostate through my gooch and had a really hard dry orgasm that felt amazing but never experienced again.
It was hot until I learned at the end of the night that lady was married with kids and her man was an unironic cuckhold who was receiving texts and pictures of everything we were doing. I was actually creeped out.
I’m 30 now.

>> No.32739496

>>32739454
i pretend to impregnate magni dezmond every night, no one has yet to call me out on it.

>> No.32739516

>>32739340
fuck, I have that shirt...

>> No.32739546

>>32739454
I'm literally Vesper Noir, the resident scholar of Guild Tempus, and yet nobody loves me.

>> No.32739563

>>32739454
>pretending to be woman
Man, you even failed to RP as a woman. Anon, you're a failure and should just leave and never turn back.

>> No.32739570

Now the dust has settled, have you enjoyed the Magni x Daph collab?
http://poal.me/f6mr8x
http://poal.me/f6mr8x
http://poal.me/f6mr8x

>> No.32739588

>>32739570
Everyone direct your hate to this guy instead

>> No.32739591

>>32739570
Where the meh option?

>> No.32739593

>>32739570
It’s missing a meh option

>> No.32739611

>>32739570
Where's the "it was painfully average" option

>> No.32739613

>>32739340
What is that pool or that other specific background of some street, these 2 keep being used everywhere for some reason. Are those like free to use assets that H-VNs use or something? I don't play hentai VNs, only HRPG stuff...

>> No.32739618

>>32739280
I'll be aiming for that EN3. See you on the other side, bros

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>>32739570
Reminder, to filter out these "now that the dust has settled"

>> No.32739635

>>32739256
nta but yes, thrussy. iirc Nowa said that his thrussy sore.

ALSO totally-not-correllated-in-anyway-but I remember now that during the raft stream while they were thinking about duo name for Alt/Nowa chat suggested Biggie and Smol. and Altare was like "I'm Biggie. Right?" and Nowa said "Yes, absolutely." that moment activated my neurons

>> No.32739637

>>32739570
Where's the 'meh' option dumbass?

>> No.32739644

>>32739591
>>32739593
WE ARE

>> No.32739645

>>32739591 (me)
>>32739593
Ayo?!

>> No.32739660

>>32739613
the pool is essentially japans version of the casting couch

>> No.32739671

I heard leader was having a melty welty last night.
You love to see it!

>> No.32739675

Reminder that Magni likes steak well done

>> No.32739686

>>32739660
Oh okay, figured, I don't watch JAVs either.

>> No.32739700

>>32739675
I like well-done steak too. fr fr

>> No.32739701

>>32739644
>>32739645
God fucking damnit not again

>> No.32739707

>>32739613
it's just a popular place to do JAVs

>> No.32739729

>>32739675
Ever since he said that, I can't help but think he likes to drown his steak in A1 sauce or ketchup. It makes me want to correct this fucking brat.

>> No.32739732

>>32739686
>I don't watch porn either
WE ARE

>> No.32739737

When's Melty Blood

>> No.32739744

>>32739675
Blasphemous! This brat! Open your crotch Ora Ora Ora!!

>> No.32739789

>>32739675
i want to fucking beat him to death

>> No.32739830

>>32739675
That’s it, I’m not gonna say 1 member Magni. Un fucking acceptable.

>>32739729
Probably uses both and eats his steak with french fries and a coke instead of proper sides and a red wine

>> No.32739848

>>32739622
Now that the swatter has been put back in the closet, BBBZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ

>> No.32739869

>>32739830
>magni drinks monster while eating a medium done steak that's drenched in A1 sauce and ketchup

i vomited

>> No.32739880

>>32739737
Huh? Bros doing fightans?

>> No.32739895

>>32739570
Politics and bigotry has no business in hololive. Had this been a white man calling puerto rico mexico. There would've been a leftist outrage.

>> No.32739976

>>32739895
Puerto Rico is just island Mexico

>> No.32739981

Catching up on VODS after coming back from a long vacation, why is Vesper so embarrassed about showing his underwear? and why does it make me kinda hard?

>> No.32740007

Well but who fucking cares outside of here? Talk about the boys.

>> No.32740060

I fear Tempus is sucking up all my attention away from EN.

>> No.32740062

can the twitch people just leave?

>> No.32740087

>>32739981
Vesper is a modest ojisan who doesn't like showing his manpanties to the world. It's like flipping the skirt up of a highschool girl. It's also his charm, I want to embarrass him and make him cum from it.

>> No.32740092

>>32739981
There's a festering rrat that Vesper has a humiliation fetish, look at how he kept talking about the underwear for no reason.

>> No.32740130

>>32739635
...ToT altnowa and almond my beloved

>> No.32740136

>>32739981
It violates his OpSec protocols

>> No.32740164

/MANS/ is the last peaceful place in this entire board.

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>> No.32740215

>>32740092
Nowa/Humiliation otp

>> No.32740224

>>32740164
My oshis thread is usually really chill but I won't say which one it is so fags don't ruin it.

>> No.32740250

>>32740180
Kobo ToT

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>>32740060
And how do you feel about that, son?

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...

>> No.32740287

>>32739981
Because is weird? Do you go sending friends picture of your underwear?

>> No.32740312

How is vesper's drawing stream what am I expecting here?

>> No.32740335

>>32738417
>>32738042
>>32736664
>>32735862
HEY ANONS!
I finished the second chapter of the shota altnowa fic! :)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41575371/chapters/104282358

>> No.32740346

>>32740287
Yes? Normally you send them pics of your dick right?

>> No.32740348

Reminder that Axel said that his new cover should be dropping today or at the latest, tomorrow.

>> No.32740355

>>32739707
And modeling including of children

>> No.32740365

>>32740287
I got drunk once and posted my balls in a friend's discord

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>>32740060
I used to be one of those "I miss Towa" guys
and now I'm like this, all the "watched" ones fake, I muted them and was watching a tempus vod if you love your oshi the gay'nomos will break you

>> No.32740400

>>32740285
he emptied that flask of copium, yet it still wasn't enough blind him from reality
only alcohol can numb his pain now

>> No.32740412

>>32740346
Unironically yes. Not in a while though, they've already seen it years ago, no reason to show them again.

>> No.32740420

>>32740355
I don't believe you

>> No.32740436

>>32739895
>Politics and bigotry has no business in hololive
Peko...

>> No.32740460

>>32740373
You went from missing Towa to missing Nowa

>> No.32740467

>>32739280
Could they really debut that early? What's the shortest time spent between gens?

>> No.32740469

Hey /mans/, just wondering: why is Altare that popular? I would place Magni first for his natural retardation, very close to Vesper.

>> No.32740537

>>32740469
>Why is Altare popular?
For starters, he's a very hardworking guy. He's pretty cracked at most vidya games and is a natural entertainer even if he does have some cringe moments trying to impress Nowa. That, and his "Demon Lord" bits are pretty funny when paired with the moments he's straight up psychotic on stream.

>> No.32740543

>>32740355
>>32740420
Me neither. Post proof, haha

>> No.32740544

>>32740469
He's not, we are just very dedicated to him.

>> No.32740548

>>32740164
Only when the posters here stop replying to every bait

>> No.32740585

>>32740469
Streams the most. His streams capture NA and AU+SEA and Euro sometimes (?)

>> No.32740618

>>32740469
Because his voice get femcels and trannies wet

>> No.32740621

>>32740261
Well Uncle I guess I'm just bummed I don't enjoy watching the girls as much as I used to. Like a part my hobby dried up.

>>32740373
God if it gets to the point where I'm ignoring the JPs I love it's the end.

>> No.32740623

>>32739280
>>32740467
I said this a while back but you can't rush Cover's vetting process, the sole reason we have such passionate and compatible dude's in Tempus it's because Cover spent a lot of time vetting the undesirables. If you rush it you will end with unpleasant or unfit people.

>> No.32740664

>>32735739
Fuck this shit, you play worms and gunbound not by measuring but with FEELING.

>> No.32740699

>>32740621
Well don't doom about it, if you don't like it anymore and you like other thing more, there's no need to regret it.

>> No.32740716

>>32740335
Eyooooooooooooooooooooo lfg

>> No.32740758

>>32740664
Exactly. Good worms content works because people don't know the how everything works. The funniest moments are made when people accidentally blow themselves up with their own grenades

>> No.32740780

>>32740469
He probably has the lowest ccv bar axel. Its just he’s done well with bouncing off others in collabs hence his high sub count.

>> No.32740802

>>32740335
Good lord, you're quite the speedster. Excellent work anon!

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>>32740460
not really, it's different, it's just that I'll watch Towa and not laugh even once, same with the other girls, the language and culture barrier, etc. (I don't watch EN), but tempus boys make me laugh I watch the VODs something I never did

>> No.32740907

>>32740469
So if I understand well, he just please a wide range of people. But doesn't get the first place in most of them

>> No.32740918

>>32740699
Yeah you're right. I feel melancholy but there are still two I really like. No point in forcing it for the rest.

>> No.32741008

>>32740469
He’s not, the people that like him (me) just REALLY like him.

>> No.32741101

>>32740716
>>32740802
lemme know what you think using the comment feature (guests can comment) :D i want to get better at writing and improve!! i just really love shotas and the dynamics of a father-son bond with altnowa is just

SO GOOD

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>>32740621
maybe it's just me because women like Noel, Marine, Fauna is what I'm afraid of like real fear, sexuality makes me very uncomfortable
girls with no sex appeal like Towa actually appeal to me

>> No.32741161

>>32741126
please dont talk about other talents when they arent on topic here, though i get what you mean anon!

>> No.32741224

>>32741126
>no sex appeal
>Towa
If Towa has no sex appeal, then how come i want to creampie her endlessly?

>> No.32741274

>>32741224
RPR get off 4chan and help Axel get to Masters

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>>32741126
>girls with no sex appeal like Towa
I will post only one singular Towa to scare you off.

>> No.32741315

>>32741101
ANON THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD… it was cute I read it and you did a surprisingly good job writing Vesper’s dialogue, he’s difficult. I’m so glad someone else sees the potential of shota Altare/Nowa… if regular Altare can manipulate his heart that easy…

>> No.32741322

>>32740335
Anon please can I have a bit of your speed and motivation.
I must be getting old I remember being able to pump out chapters like this years ago

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>>32735601
I need this edited with Vesper and Aruran.

Glasses bros need to stick together.

>> No.32741356

>>32741126
>Towa
>No sex appeal
Then why is she so fuckable?

>> No.32741367

>>32740623
Magni still slipped thru the cracks

>> No.32741420

>off-topic
>non-tempus discussion
>blogposting

/MANS/ has finally fallen

>> No.32741424

I remember there was some demand for more Super Mario Maker streams a while ago, so here's Rikka challenging 0.01% winrate levels again for those interested.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1yifh3ta0

>> No.32741464

>>32735739
christ Grandpa, do you not want to lose zoomers that bad?

>> No.32741485

>>32741420
*Pins you down and rapes you*
Sorry it has to be this way.

>> No.32741527

>>32741420
this is now their discord
you chose this fate when you joined them by calling the gatekeepers schitzos and shitposters

>> No.32741541

>>32741485
>Raped by a cataloguefag
What a fate worst than death.

>> No.32741546

>>32741420
>cums in you

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>>32739157
Amen

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>>32741315
YEAHYEAH thank you!! For me, Vesper's dialogue isn't too hard since I'm a hardcore yumevestie, haha. We have similar speech patterns so it just took a little tweaking. Ever since I saw that shota Altare fanart, I just was fucking itching to write shota alt content!! Who else better to pair with him than a doormat ojisan?

>>32741322
ToT I'm sorry anon, but I'm just getting this spunk back!! I used to pump out fics like nothing years ago, then I hit my 8 year long writer's block. You'll get there sometime! We're gonna make it!!!

>> No.32741639

>>32741541
>>32741527
*Nakadashis inside*

>> No.32741660

>>32735530
Vesper
Please don't make me choose between the happy friends

>> No.32741694

>>32741527
Anon's iq is way too low to understand what you are saying

>> No.32741701

>>32741424
Oh, he did it. He's pretty good

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>>32740130
Almond...although I guess their official duo name is now Prison Break lol

>> No.32741712

>>32739737
NASU-SAN PERMS ONEGAI SHIMASU

>> No.32741730

>>32735530
Vesper
I don't know what the fuck these are, I'll choose the blonde one

>> No.32741728

>>32741639
*gets pregnant*

>> No.32741733

>THREE consecutive, but separate minecraft streams today
But why?

>> No.32741749

Where Altare?! He supposes to be streaming now!

>> No.32741782

>>32741728
Life is beautiful.

>> No.32741806

>>32741749
4pm today

>> No.32741836

Maybe it's just me but, I think Nowa's editor can be more 'creative' with their editing. Maybe more subs or rotate the camera on Nowa when he's laughing or banging the table. Anything to make it more unique.

>> No.32741851

>>32740623
>cant rush the vetting process
Dude, STARSEN1 auditions began on March, and they debuted on July, and they mustve had at least 1 month of business organization, contracts, making sure their set up works, etc, so lets say they finished vetting on June. Thats 4 months.
We now have an open audition 24/7, for all we know they might already be vetting and interviewing people RIGHT NOW. Lets imagine, after this new update to holo auditions, the true vetting starts. It's September, if they were to debut on March, that would be 6 months (or 5 if we discount the business month), that is MORE than Tempus got.
The problem with Niji is how they pump out so many waves each year and how the cared more about numbers last wave.

>> No.32741850

>>32741733
I LOVE MINECRAFT

>> No.32741853

>>32741527
>>32741420
Drama queens. This shit is par for the course for /vt/ and is still nowhere near as bad as ""on-topic"" homoerotic posts from the fujos that come here daily

>> No.32741856

>>32740621
>I'm just bummed I don't enjoy watching the girls as much as I used to. Like a part my hobby dried up.

You know the weird part? Whenever Calli and Bae collab with the boys, I find myself coming back to them. The bros really reignited my spark on why I enjoyed EN in the first place.

Now I watch both. Bros first obviously.

>> No.32741858

>wakes up
>no altare
>goes back to sleep

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I hope Leader have a nice rest!

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>>32741749
maybe we will see him in Nowa's minecraft stream

speaking of WHY ARE THERE SO FEW ARTS OF ALTNOWA

>> No.32742038

shota altare bunny (boy cunny)... uuuoooohh... ToT shota leader eating ice cream and spilling it on his chest... (dairy-free)

>> No.32742041

>>32741851
>this whole post
I-I'm going to submit my application today, no more wasting any time even if I get rejected now that still leaves me with enough time to maybe make it in at the last minute

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After the one-two punch of the racist collab and the well-done steak I'm not getting his membership, fuck it. I'm buying Nowa's tier 3 or whatever instead

>> No.32742108

>>32740060
EN has gotten stale anyway. I mainly just watch my JP oshi and the tempus boys now

>> No.32742123

>>32742038
>bunny
kek

>> No.32742125

>collab was so boring the catalog has entirely moved on
wow. it was fucking nothing

>> No.32742131

>>32740335
what the fuck you write so fucking fast... i kneel

>> No.32742205

>>32741853
I'll take on-topic Altare x Magni over blogposting and discussions about why X was my oshi.

I came to this thread expecting about the boys not the girls.

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imagine the smell... ToT

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>>32742103
I'm gonna ars member Nowa, as tradition dictates

>> No.32742258

>>32742209
Nowa bunny... ToT

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I MISS LEADEEEERRRR!!!!!

>> No.32742344

>>32742258
being shota nowa's tutor and seeing this cute boy everyday!!! oooohh my god... imagine how good he smells ToT

>> No.32742369

>>32742256
Hey there chumbie, personally curious here, what do you think of each of the bois?

>> No.32742388

>>32742256
>13 month ars member
holy shit
that doesn't even add up to $5

>> No.32742419

>>32742344
praising shota Nowa because of how knowledgeable and well read he is, while grooming him at the same time because he's obviously desperate for approval and love!! ToT cute clean smelling shota!!

>> No.32742478

>>32742256
how would I be able to do this with paypal. I want to ARS all the other boys except for Vesper

>> No.32742480

>>32742369
I'm not a chumbud, I just membered because she sometimes does karaoke there, I barely watch her as is
it's just that ars members are so cheap that I just let it run because it's easier than cancelling

>> No.32742493

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1567881793973669888
enter

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why are incels so bad at defending /MANS/? anyways, i want to fuck axel

>> No.32742670

>>32742419
UOOOOOHHH ToT petting his head and complimenting him when he does well on exams...!! sneaking off to an empty classroom to introduce "extra curricular" to him... UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHH....

>> No.32742695

>>32739675
Hey, me too. That's pretty much what you're getting if you eat at a mexican restaurant. Anything cooked less than medium is disgusting anyway

>> No.32742734

>>32742570
Why would we need to defend /MANS/?

>> No.32742740

>>32742570
Because they're newfags.

>> No.32742747

>>32741420
I read something like this every thread so uh have we fallen or not?

>> No.32742761

Does anyone an Axel version of ogey?

>> No.32742767

All the boys make such cute shotas… it just isn’t fair… I don’t wanna uoh…

>> No.32742810

>>32742740
I'm no rookie - I'm a 10 year vet!

>> No.32742877

>>32742747
Yes, we have fallen. The daph collab definitely pushed everyone over the edge. That's why any bait post gets easy (you)s

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>>32742767
shota axel who is easy to groom and bait into doing things all for food.. imagine the soft squishy shota belly he has... uuoooh... ToT this dumb dingo will do anything for yumyums in his tumtum..

>> No.32742938

>>32742877
the bait posts get easy (You)s because Daph sent her army of simp here to astroturf

>> No.32742942

>>32742570
Fuck off cunt, only newfags are taking the
tourist and threadshitter bait. Everyone else is enjoying tempus in their own way

>> No.32742984

>>32742740
If not replying to basement dwellers living on food stamps and leaving this website after the stream is newfag behavior, then hell yeah I'm a newfag!

>> No.32742990

>>32742747
Yes, best to give up on posting, somebody said the thread is ruined forever.

>> No.32743033

>>32742891
I want shota Altare to rape and manipulate me

>> No.32743060

>>32742990
Oh no...i guess it was fine while it lasted...:(

>> No.32743067

>>32742747
If we really have fallen, such posts would be unecessary. All doomposters are the enemy and should be shot on sight or at least ignored

>> No.32743069

I'm currently doing my homework and I need a background noise to distract me from killing myself.
What streams do you recommend? No magni because I find his moan and stuff kinda cringe no cap fr fr

>> No.32743128

>>32743069
Focus on your homework you adhd fuck

>> No.32743174

>>32743069
altare 10 hour minecraft stream

>> No.32743185

>>32743069
Altare's minecraft or Axel/Nowa's Zatsudans

>> No.32743202

>>32743069
axel‘s or nowa‘s zatsus if you want something chill

>> No.32743218

Throwing this out there so that some writefag can do this because I hate writing porn:
Magni drinks a potion that gives him neko ears/tail and Axel is immediately smitten - man loves cat's. He's petting Magni's head, scratching at the underside of his chin smiling bright as day, while Magni screams at him. He is purring like no other, though. Once Axel gets down to his tail, Magni starts to feel weird, especially when Axel rubs at the base. Basically becomes jelly in Axel's arms drooling on his jacket and moaning protests in his ear.
Fucking, ya know? Ya get me?? Nekomimi Magni is cute as hell and Axel would love the shit outta him and also knot that hole like no tomorrow

>> No.32743235

>>32743128
Nigger you try doing my homework and see if you can keep your sanity in check

>>32743174
>>32743185
>>32743202
Thank you

>> No.32743293

>>32743033
I want him to try then domination loss him.

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>>32743218
dont do this to me... i just finished writing two chapters today... dont tempt me... u semen demon...

>> No.32743361

shieeeet
we got underages?

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>>32743361
shotas? yea. i got shota axel keeping my dick warm cause he wanted chicken nuggies

>> No.32743460

>>32742670
"teaching" shota Nowa sex ed ToT UOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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>>32743218
I'm a slow writer but I'll put it in my queue. My writing gets painfully vanilla so I think I can pull this off. Thanks for the cute axmag prompt, anon!

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NOWA WHEN THE FUCK ARE PLAYING DARKEST DUNGEON? YOU HAVE ME ON EDGE, OLD MAN.

>> No.32743578

>>32743512
He needs to finish his Full Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 playthrough on stream first.

>> No.32743599

>>32743512
Streaming-wise. Nowa should wait for DD2 instead. DD1 is still good but would take forever to finish.

>> No.32744023 [SPOILER] 

>>32743319
>/_\
>/_ \b
Magni's moans, soft and pathetic, are such a far cry from his usual smug attitude that Axel's taken aback, he can feel his own face heat up - they're so close. His hand stills and Magni sighs, adjusting his weight on Axel's lap to get off, ".....Why are you hard. Gross, never touch me again."
"WA- You're the one moanin in my ear like you're in heat! Like - like some girl cat."

Come on anonchamma,,,,,I'm practically writing it for you here - you just gotta finish it

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>>32743460
imagine how cute and meek he'd be the moment you start making moves.. turning him into a little pervert through your sex ed teaching!!! ToT

>> No.32744191

>all the women are lusting after children now

>> No.32744193

>>32743599
My dude, DD2 sucks ass. Red Hook has no idea what made DD so memorable.

>> No.32744202

Nowa's Towa today

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>>32744023
DONT TEMPT ME YOU SEMEN DEMON, IVE WRITTEN SO MUCH ALREADY AIIIIIEEEE I JUST CLOSED MY TABS.... maguni nekomimi.... uuooohhh ToT

>> No.32744371

>>32743578
and icewind dale 1 & 2
and planescape torment
then comes neverwinter nights 1 & 2

>> No.32744376

>>32744193
>DD2 sucks ass
I share the same sentiment but for streaming, it's the better option. You don't want Nowa to abandon a game do you?

>> No.32744386

>>32740548
As a /stars/ oldfag trust me when i say that the sisters will never stop replying to bait.

>> No.32744442

>>32744191
it's not lusting, it's maternal instinct kicking in
eggs are not forever

>> No.32744553

>>32744442
Speaking of those
ahem
THREE EGGS

>> No.32744625

>>32744553
You have to eat all the eggs.
>You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.32744656

>>32744191
Oneeshota has taken over the world everyone loves it

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Love these little retards like you wouldn't believe.

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>>32744255
Dew it. Dew it anonchamma just imagine,,,,,,,think about it with me here
Axel tugging on Magni's tail while licking and biting at his neck, what nice purple bruises he'd make. Moving Magni to a table and slamming him chest first to rip off his pants and start licking there too. He's a dog so I bet Axel has a flat tongue, before getting to the real fun part, "Hahaa - Maguni makes a good female cat. Your cunt is so wet"
Think of Axel growling into Magni's ears and clamping his teeth deep into the back of his neck as a claiming bite when he finally knots.

hehe, just a bit to think about, ya know.

>> No.32744962

>>32739070
He's actually Okinawan

>> No.32745094

Please dehumidify

>> No.32745169

>>32744836
I hate you
I want you to know I have my writing program opened and I was just trying to write a drabble of this prompt to get it out my system but I'm convinced it's gonna be 1.2k-1.3k words of catty bratty Magni and Axel

>> No.32745182

>>32736084
I fucking love this copypasta. Please keep doing this

>> No.32745339

>>32744191
Wtf women are based?

>> No.32745465

>>32745339
Only the ones I like

>> No.32745469

>>32744962
Nooo...

>> No.32745484

>>32744191
>>32744656
Robesan, your dreams are coming true and you don't even need to do anything!

>> No.32745620

>>32742891
The world needs more ikeshota

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>>32745169
I love you too anonchamma <333 I kiss you sweet and tender.
But come onnnn - A cute protesting nekomimi Magni trying to avoid the cat-loving Dingo? His little yelps and mewls at surprisingly gentle hands rubbing his fresh, and extremely, sensitive ears and tail?? Think of the sounds - the force of his purring. Magni LOVES Axel, he'd purr up a storm while sitting on Axel's dick.
"Maguni you like me. Cats purr if they like you, so you like me"

>> No.32745805

>Sora wants to be in an adventurer’s guild like the boys

>> No.32745810

So what's the over-under of Altare going full toxic in less than 24 hours?

>> No.32745813

>>32744191
Some kids got all the luck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.32745894

>>32745805
SAILING THE SAME BOAT, GIRLS

>> No.32745950

https://youtu.be/DhmX8o5pVcU
https://youtu.be/DhmX8o5pVcU
https://youtu.be/DhmX8o5pVcU
Noir

>> No.32745985

>>32745810
Why would he do that?

>> No.32745992

>>32745805
I can provide her the children needed to make a guild

>> No.32746043

>>32745950
nowa oji ah ah ah ah ah

>> No.32746062

Does nowa have the most experience as a regular job/office worker in holo?

>> No.32746078

>>32745985
Check his schedule for what he's going to play in ~23 hours
Protip: It's LoL

>> No.32746090

>>32745992
Do not lewd the Daisenpai

>> No.32746123

>>32746062
God, I want to fuck Office Worker Nowa oji.. Imagine how good he looks in business casual wear..

>> No.32746138

>>32745805
for some reason I remember Magni's voice
>SAILING THE SAME HOLE

>> No.32746190

>>32746138 (me)
*SHARING

fck typo

>> No.32746211

>>32746062
I would still have my money on Marine

>> No.32746257

>>32746062
Its between him and lui-nee

>> No.32746271

>>32746062
He was the IT guy, he's probably burned of the Office life.

>> No.32746387

>>32746062
given he's old as hell, most likely.

>> No.32746459

>>32746123
>ywn molest salaryman Nowa on the train while he's on the way home from work

>> No.32746478

>>32746257
Off-topic
Marine and Lui-nee both worked as OLs for a long time but difference was that Marine quitted because she was tired of how she was treated and Lui-nee quitted because she was forced to and exhausted of doing the work of others on top of hers and when she complained, they put her in the box like JP companies do
Vesper quitted because he wasn't happy with where he was despite making sweet money.
End of matter.

>> No.32746572

>>32746459
DO NOT
GIVE ME
MORE FIC IDEAS AAAAAAAAAUUUGHGHJ
molesting nowa oji on a crowded morning train and he can't do anything because you're younger than him!! fondling his ass and feeling his shake in fear of being discovered and arousal!!!!

>> No.32746725

>>32746123
>>32746459
>>32746572
Please stop lusting after Nowa he's unironically as pure as the driven snow.

>> No.32746744 [SPOILER] 
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32746744

>>32746459
You should write something under that prompt, anon. Do it, you have to. Dew it, lrt your words fly. Dew it.

>> No.32746772

>>32746725
That's his appeal, anon...

>> No.32746780
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32746780

>>32739570
why magni collabs with ppl like that?

>> No.32746781
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32746781

>>32746725
NO, MY HOMOLUST FOR NOWA IS INSATIABLE
I WANT TO CORRUPT THAT PURITY

>> No.32746792

>>32745992
You never lewd the daisenpai she's not for sex. Your punishment is death via seppuku now kneel and make it quick.

>> No.32746846

>>32746780
>caring about what a woman say

>> No.32746847

>>32746078
NTA, LoL is in the morning right? Isn't he playing with other people?

>> No.32746852
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32746852

>>32746725
but thats the fun part... corrupting the purity of an ojisan that just wants to be left alone...I must mindbreak him with the wonders and pleasures of having sexual relations with me.

>> No.32746869

>>32746744
Sorry, mate, I'm a drawfag, not a writefag. Might draw that prompt someday though but I already have too many ideas in the backburner.

>> No.32746897
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32746897

ALRIGHT what do /MANS/ think Axel's cover gonna be? He said it's going to be spicy hmm

>> No.32746939

>>32746897
it will be as spicy as mayonnaise

>> No.32746943

>>32746847
Yeah, havent heard him talk if he will collab with anyone so it will probably be single queue with randoms.

>> No.32747020
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32747020

>>32740469
i don't think he's "popular", it's just people recognizes how he works hard and people actually admire him for it and he cares a lot for his guildmates, at least, enough to moderate and watch over magni's pre-chat until he went to bed anyways (he isn't obligated to btw but he took upon that role to do so. people might see him negatively for that but imo, he's only cleaning up the mess so it's not a place of people arguing)

>> No.32747050
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>>32746852
Vestie, control your libido.

>> No.32747075 [SPOILER] 
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>>32746780

>> No.32747136
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>>32747050
im barely holding on ever since he posted his undies on twitter. if he acts submissive atleast once today, please expect me to hornypost like crazy.

>> No.32747142

>>32746943
He did say he was thinking of inviting one of the boys to play, so maybe.

>> No.32747198

Vesties absolutely feral with lust for the old man this AM, ever since /MANS/ found out he's packing some serious schmeat there was no going back

>> No.32747333 [SPOILER] 
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>>32747136
>ywn smell sweaty musky ojisan scent on his boxers while he looks on at you with an embarrassed flushed face
UGH it hurts to live

>> No.32747408
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>>32747333
>ywn give him a blowjob after he comes home from his morning bike ride, all bricked up from physical activity
im ngmi.

>> No.32747433

>>32747198
I can't help it!! I want this ojisan to mating press me with his 8 1/2 inch so badly!!! AAAA

>> No.32747500
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32747500

I wish the fujos and yumejos will spoiler their hornyposting. I don't mind the posting I just don't want to be horny all the time when I'm /here/

>> No.32747504
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32747504

>>32747408
i'm gonna commit d*e, vestister... life is so unfair

>> No.32747548

>>32746846
Sage advice, friend.

>> No.32747573
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32747573

>>32747500
sorry anon im so horny i keep forgetting to spoiler things... its an endless cycle....

>> No.32747597
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32747597

>>32745805

>> No.32747640

>>32745805
Tempus bicycle....

>> No.32747712
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32747712

Good morning bros, how are we doing?
I am gonna get my ass to catch up with reps now before nowa's stream.

>> No.32747745

>>32747597
She won't be able to go on adventures since she will have to take care of our child

>> No.32747766
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32747766

I WANT TO FUCK THE DINGO SO BAD IM NGMI I NEED HIS FUCKING BABY BATTER COVERING MY INSIDES AND I NEED HIS KNOT AAAAAAH I WANT TO FUCK AXEL SYRIOS SO FUCKING BAD GOD

>> No.32747804

>>32747712
Why must you use Kira...

>> No.32747874

>>32747333
>>32747408
>nowa will never press his sweaty thighs against your head as you go down on him
i'm ngmi

>> No.32747887

>>32746897
Song bout nakadashi

>> No.32747976

>>32747766
This man deserved to be lewded all the time

>> No.32748001
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32748001

nowa would be ashamed of this thread

>> No.32748020

>>32748001
stop that only makes me harder

>> No.32748062

>>32748001
I don't care. Him being disappointed in me would just make me even more horny for him. I want this ojisan to be disgusted at me.

>> No.32748124

>>32747597
Sora it's so lovely

>> No.32748186
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32748186

I miss when this thread was 90% straight men...

>> No.32748226
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32748226

Average deadhours /MANS/ poster:

>> No.32748272

>>32747766
I support you but also, I hope you have a dehumidifier. More power to you, yume anon.

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>>32748001
do you think nintendo cares about all the porn there is out there as long as it doesn't infringe copyright ? no, they milking it baby

>> No.32748355

>>32748186
fujos and yumes are thy protectors, thou shall not insult our guardians

>> No.32748372

>>32746897
Song about giving you the 4NKDSH

>> No.32748461

If you became a holostar which song would be your first cover?

>> No.32748507

>>32746897
the 4kids one piece rap

>> No.32748508
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>>32748186
I'm here bro, too busy playing vidya

>> No.32748542
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32748542

ah.. i want to have nowa oji pin me against the wall after a fight.. i want to hear him out of breath as he pins me....

>> No.32748546
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32748546

>>32747500
but it drives the whiny shitposters away, it's a sacrifice that has to be made

>> No.32748554

>>32743218
Hot...

>> No.32748577

>>32748461
Pretender

>> No.32748650
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32748650

>>32743218
>>32746459
excellent prompts sisters, I am eating well today

>> No.32748707

Quick, anon. Axel knows that Raft is almost ending and he needs to pick a new one to play with bros.
Suggest one fo him to pick up that can be played for multiple weeks

>> No.32748803

>>32748508
Same, bro
>>32748707
EDF! EDF!
Alternatively, any other survival crap like Forest

>> No.32748805

>>32748461
Baby shark

>> No.32748841

>>32748707
Axel should focus on finding a pace and games that he can enjoy on his own because while it's good and wholesome he likes to play so much with the boys, he needs to treat his Axeltlots with some 1-on-1 time with him.

>> No.32748849

>>32748461
magnet, duet with my shotaself

>> No.32748854

>>32748707
Monhun

>> No.32748877

>>32748461
unironically Never gonna give you up

>> No.32748923

>>32747597
Where's that from? I looked through 5th anniversary stream with subs and didn't see it there.

>> No.32748998

>>32748707
7 days to die

>> No.32748996

>>32748707
Rust xD

>> No.32749058

>>32748707
Terraria

>> No.32749111

>>32748707
Stardew valley

>> No.32749176

>>32748577
>>32748805
>>32748849
>>32748877
Now I'll know if any of you will make it

>> No.32749180

nowa is a wizard...

>> No.32749281

>>32746897
Hero's Come Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqycSCShgM

>> No.32749297

>>32749180
He's just like me! He's just like me for real!

>> No.32749328

>>32748461
Nyan Nyan Final Attack Frontier Greatest Hits

>> No.32749375

>>32748186
I am here

>> No.32749491

>>32748186
Yume and fujo are the ones superchatting your boys and supporting them financially. They are allys

>> No.32749568

>>32748186
She desperately wants baby, kishida....onegai.....

>> No.32749680

I think Sora should collab with the boys… they should go on an adventure together!

>> No.32749693

>>32748461
Any of the Utawarerumono OP's, preferably Nuedori or Hoshiakari. Failing that, an Akiko Shikata song. At the very least, my first karaoke stream will have those, archive be damned. Warthunder Air RB will also be my zatsudan game, so if one day a Star with those streams pop-up, know that I've made it brothers.

>> No.32749731

>>32749680
an adventure on the cock carousel?

>> No.32749799

>>32748186
so you could have them all for yourself?

>> No.32749820

>>32747804
That's how I cope

>> No.32749868

how hard do you think the ame and altare interactions during the worms collab will make people seethe
what if he makes her laugh hysterically

>> No.32749915

>>32749281
Holy shit pls yes I want them to cover this

>> No.32749938

>>32749680
Tempus Sora minecraft collab when

>> No.32749981
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32749981

>>32749868
idk I don't think

>> No.32750010

>>32749491
Bitches are paying for my bros to get maccas and play Minecraft all day. I'll drink to that bro.

>> No.32750063

Do you think Altare has been bonked more than Magni by this point?

>> No.32750157

>>32748461
Beyond the time.
And I'll go full mecha autism
>>32750010
Salud, brother!

>> No.32750164

>>32750010
Based. This is why we should all unity

>> No.32750205

>>32748707
TowerFall Ascension
>>32748461
Hanipaganda

>> No.32750212
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32750212

Leader is paying (You) a visit! Open the door, anon!

>> No.32750223
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32750223

>>32750010
cheers for the fujos and yumes

>> No.32750408

>>32750223
I-is that a monkey???!!!
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32750157
>Beyond the time.
Which one, CCA or Toki wo Koete? If the latter, I will Oshi you. Or become you, since that would be my plan.

>> No.32750606

>>32750212
Gladly. Anything for leader

>> No.32750696

>>32749328
DARE KA KUUKYOU NO RINKAKU WOOOOOOOO

This post made by Sheryl Gang

>> No.32750762

>>32750415
The CCA one. It just hits different.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't get my hands on the rest of UC bangers eventually though

>> No.32750783

>>32750063
yes, almost certainly. magni has yet to get bonked for streaming too much

>> No.32750943

>>32750063
With the stunt he pulled yesterday with that "ogey rrat", surely.

>> No.32750946 [DELETED] 

>>32749868
Man, the boys even participating on this collab is making people upset and on the edge of unmembering her, despite Ame being the one that wanted this collab to happen.
Altare is such a weird case because he truly a hard worker and incredibly nice person but people hate him just because he exists and made kronii laugh. It's silly.

>> No.32750982
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32750982

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>> No.32751075

>>32750946
Wow dude, but you know what? Who cares, stop bringing that shit here again.

>> No.32751095
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32751095

Uncle Nowa ah ah ah !!

>> No.32751118
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32751118

>>32750063
I think Altare's been bonked a few times for streaming too much and a few yabais here and there (healslut incident, telling Astel get magged means raping enemies) but Magni is still the one who has broken kayfabe continuously and has said the most obvious innuendos. I'm actually worried about this dumb menhera getting too cocky and saying something that's going to get him in trouble someday. Leader? Not so much.

>> No.32751119

>>32748542
imagine nowa being frustrated with an underwhelming performance from a quest with the boys so he takes out his frustration on you that night ToTT!!
The rough sex in his study room after he goes through his own debrief on his strategy for the quest! He tries to keep you quiet while he rams his huge dick into you mercilessly!! (You) biting his hand in order to not scream in pleasure ToT

>> No.32751164

SE MUEVE

>> No.32751165

>>32751075
I didn't but you are right, I should probably stop replying to what was probably bait. My bad.

>> No.32751171
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32751171

BLAH BLAH SHUT UP WHORES
UNLE NOWA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhmX8o5pVcU

>> No.32751193

>>32751171
UUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.32751232

>>32750946
It’s so weird. He’s avoiding the “walking on eggshells” senpai awkwardness that inter-gen collabs are prone to, but I guess some fans would rather that. It seems obvious to me that the girls themselves would ALSO prefer their kouhai be casual and silly so they can all have fun — but unicorns have never actually cared about the feelings of the chuubas they obsess over.

>> No.32751243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhmX8o5pVcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhmX8o5pVcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhmX8o5pVcU

>> No.32751244

so how long will it take till Nowa falls

>> No.32751246

IT'S ___ MOVING

>> No.32751250

>>32751171
Is Nowa actually a wizard?

>> No.32751262

>>32735739
That's Armageddon. They are not playing Armageddon.

>> No.32751267

>>32750943
Timestamp?

>> No.32751310

Is axel awake rn because he wants to watch vesper's minecraft

>> No.32751319

>>32751267
00:04:20

>> No.32751322

>>32751244
1 minute

>> No.32751342

I totally see him stopping the stream within the 7 min mark if he actually dies.

>> No.32751343

>>32735848
i used to play Gunbound in the 2000s with people who would play with a calculator on their desk to do the wind calculations instead of just playing the game by feel like youre supposed to
yes people take these turn based 2d shooters seriously and autistically

>> No.32751366

THE HORNS OF GONOIRA ROAR!!! HEED THE CALL
https://youtu.be/DhmX8o5pVcU
THE HORNS OF GONOIRA ROAR!!! HEED THE CALL
https://youtu.be/DhmX8o5pVcU
THE HORNS OF GONOIRA ROAR!!! HEED THE CALL
https://youtu.be/DhmX8o5pVcU

>> No.32751372

>>32751310
It's 3 AM down under.

>> No.32751382

Nowa is going to get cocky and faceplant within 5 mins just like the Zomboid stream

>> No.32751386

>>32751366
what the fuck's a horn of gonorrhea

>> No.32751393

>>32751118
Does management really care that much about kayfabe?

>> No.32751394

>>32750946
I thought people liked the "streamer" part of the girl streamer. But some are gonna stop watching Ame and decide she's not entertaining anymore because she wants to play games with friends, then she's better off without those fans. The Tempus lads are extremely entertaining and fun

>> No.32751442

>>32751372
Yeah but axel just rt vesper's stream tweet

>> No.32751479

>>32751394
Shut the fuck up, stream is about to start.

>> No.32751486
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32751486

NOWA MINECRAFT ENDURANCE STREAM. I AM NOT A DOUBTER!

>> No.32751506

so did magnis collab with that daph girl blow over without anything notable happening?

i checked the reddit and unusually for a drawing stream theres not a single post about it

>> No.32751536
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32751536

MEGANE DOKO

>> No.32751550

>>32751393
They legitimately do, because one of the biggest risks for a vtuber agency is people joining and using the brand name to promote their roommate/PL where they get a better cut. See also: Aloe, which while not intentional is a good example of transferring a Holo fanbase to another character.

>> No.32751552

>>32751506
it was boring

>> No.32751575

>>32751506
It was the most boring draw stream in existence

>> No.32751579

>>32751506
not a single thing happened, it touched on the boring side, absolute nothingburger

>> No.32751582

>>32751479
Just ignore my comment then lmao

>> No.32751595

5 hours of Vesper!

>> No.32751607

No glasses Nowa!
Handsome!

>> No.32751609

>>32751118
Maguni kawaii!!

>> No.32751612

>he is into it
He is into it!

>> No.32751615

>>32751118
What're they gonna do, fire him?

>> No.32751628

>>32751612
HE'S INTO IT

>> No.32751656
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32751656

>>32751607
WRONG

>> No.32751666

>>32751615
They're gonna correct him

>> No.32751675

i wanna see them play terraria instead...

>> No.32751678

this nigga is horny

>> No.32751684

>girthy shaft

>> No.32751700

He is so making a black dick.

>> No.32751713

>ywn choke on his girthy wizard tower
why live vesisters

>> No.32751719

Don't worry about it.

>> No.32751768

>>32751656
You can't have glasses all the time!
Let me see his eyes in their purest form!

>> No.32751824
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32751824

autistic ojisan playing block game cute

>> No.32751845

>>32751700
Silence mutt.

>> No.32751847

this is gonna be just an hour stream then?

>> No.32751861

URETHRA MENTION

>> No.32751877

Penis

>> No.32751878

>Urethra, Shaft, Diamond head
fucking kek

>> No.32751880

>this urethra
he is taking the piss now

>> No.32751897

URETHRA MENTION

>> No.32751899

So he realized it looked like a dick. Ok

>> No.32751901

>urethra

>> No.32751902

>This urethra of sorts
I'm sure there are dozens of words in the English language that could've described that better. Has Vesper just given up on pretending to be seiso?

>> No.32751916

>>32751899
All monuments are just giant dicks.

>> No.32751930

>>32751880
>>this urethra
>he is taking the piss now
Kek

>> No.32751931

He’s stroking the tip ToT

>> No.32751933

This nigga it's extra horney today, he read the stuff you wrote about him in this thread.

>> No.32751937

this ojisan needs COCK

>> No.32751944

the diamond hard tip of nowas big black tower

>> No.32751948

vesper's big black tower

>> No.32751950

>>32751899
the most prominent monuments on earth are just giant phallic objects

>> No.32751953

>>32751937
That's why he's building one

>> No.32751980

>>32748461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
This

>> No.32751981

>>32751902
throwing a non seiso word then not reacting to it is something most holos do

>> No.32752004

>>32751902
He should have used the word vomitorium.

>> No.32752043

>>32748461
Enjoy the Silence

>> No.32752067

>>32752004
Their MC server could use a nice vomitorium

>> No.32752147

>>32751550
I don’t get how kayfabe impacts that. I get not doxing yourself or taking about your pl, but that’s got nothing to do with kayfabe.

>> No.32752221

I can fix Nowa. he can have sex with me

>> No.32752263

>>32752221
not if he has sex with me first

>> No.32752277

>>32752221
He's already fixed, you're the one who needs fixing.

>> No.32752290
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32752290

Imagine having living grandparents
Couldn't be me

>> No.32752295

I haven't caught Vesper's MC streams before. I need to catch up I really like this.

>> No.32752314

>'Altare really loves this game so I'm going to give it 100%'

They are..........

>> No.32752326

>Plays Minecraft because it’s Altare’s favorite game.
So cute.

>> No.32752357

>>32752295
it fits his autism and zatsu skills. too bad he's not too into it.

>> No.32752421

>>32752314
friends

>> No.32752461

>>32752314
playing Minecraft

>> No.32752539

Would you still love Nowa if he was the Comic Sans font?

>> No.32752584

>>32752539
I would love Nowa in any shape or form, even if he was a balding fat man.

>> No.32752614

>>32752539
I like the funny skeleton man, of course I would

>> No.32752635
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32752635

>finally have an autism game/WRPG Chad with Nowa
>corrupted with Apex and Minecraft
WHY? YOU HAVE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF OTHERS WHO DO THAT. LET ME HAVE 1 MAN WITH MY TASTE.

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