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>She a has broken jaw, cavities, crooked toes, dislocated shoulders, an extremely small and a sweaty body, hates wearing socks, eats only 1 meal a day, got fainted because she doesn't take care of herself.

But on the other hand
>Has a good heart and has good family values. She tries to keep everyone happy. Is mentally like a stubborn child who hasn't seen the world, loves to talk about anime and has probably seen more anime than anyone here and Despite what people told her, she pursued her dream(even though it came at a cost).

>> No.32671668

>>32671408
>an extremely small and a sweaty body
This is a good thing.

>> No.32671834

>>32671408
>an extremely small and a sweaty body
I M A G I N E
M
A
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I
N
E

>> No.32671904

The anglo vocabulary has a word for it: Lithe
As for symmetry? Once seen it can't be unseen, but you see yourself in the mirror every day and can't escape it.

I don't get what you are doing on the internet if you don't understand hyperbole.
Her being unable to take care of herself is another thing entirely.

>> No.32671943

>get a card board
>put a face on it
>call it irys
voilà!

>> No.32671973

>>32671408
>broken jaw, cavities, crooked toes, dislocated shoulders, an extremely small and a sweaty body
If any of this is a deal breaker for any of you then it's no wonder you are single.

>> No.32672055

>>32671408
>Is mentally like a stubborn child who hasn't seen the world
Loli at heart. That's her main appeal. The older her avatar looks the younger she behaves.

>> No.32672073

>>32671408
Sexy voice tho

>> No.32672170

Yeah yeah, she is a filthy woman. Imagine liking a girl who walks bare feet whose musk is everywhere in the room and dresses up in a cutesy way and talks to you with passion and tender. Couldn't be me. I like girls like Mori who talks like, "ayoo my nigga, big ups. You are gonna get laaaid tonight, now eat my fucking pussy"

>> No.32672234

>>32671973
I think not wanting to date someone with cavities is somewhat understandable.

>> No.32672310

>>32671973
I have no problem with anything else, but I actually might draw the line at sweaty body, unless she is extremely attractive.

>> No.32672358
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32672358

I'm not really an IRyS fan but I understand the mindset of people who like her despite her flaws.

I still miss her.

>> No.32672448

>>32672170
Mori is actually hot if she calls me nigger while we fuck.

>> No.32672502

>>32671408
>small and sweaty hiki otaku

what's not to like anon? She's the perfect girl

>> No.32672588

>>32671408
>sweaty body
You have a timestamp when she said this specifically? Just... curious

>> No.32672644

The cavities and TMJ/joints are definitely bad and probably a sign of some sort of genetic joint disorder, but sweaty? Is that true? Musky girls are hot.

>> No.32672768

>>32671408
Hapas tend to have weird conditions

>> No.32673581

>>32672358
Same, anon. Stay strong.

>> No.32673720

>>32671408
>hated wearing socks
All I needed to hear. She's perfect.

>> No.32674655

>>32672588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-RVkfXWL4s&t=3428s

>> No.32674958

>>32671408
>eats only 1 meal a day
Explain why this is a bad thing. I eat one good meal a day and then a little snack a few hours later and the rest is spent in intermittent fasting.

>> No.32675213

>>32671408
>eats only 1 meal a day
That's actually a good thing.

>> No.32675281

>>32671408
This girl so stupid she'd suck your dick if you told her cum was good for her teeth

>> No.32675418
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32675418

>>32674958
>>32675213

>> No.32675462

>>32674655
>nigger
>imagine the smell
>obviously /here/
For the record, I'm sorry...that your chat are tasteless fuckwits who don't appreciate your quirky ESLisms. Despite being a whore, you still deserved better than getting shafted by redrum, and then spending the rest of your days constantly being corrected by pathologically backseating attention-seekers. Isn't it sad, Iry?
>>32671408
>has probably seen more anime than anyone here
I wonder about that. This oji-san may have long since lost interest in binging anime, but I was quite the consoomer back in the day. Call me when she's seen Amaenaide yo.

>> No.32675472

>>32675281
>you told her cum was good for her teeth
Her cum?

>> No.32675543

the phrase "extremely small and sweaty body" hit me like a freight train

>> No.32675632

>>32675418
I apologize Mr. Brosnan. I didn't realize that you were here.

>> No.32676114

Also shes at risk of dislocating any joint in her body at any moment (waiting for the day she dislocates her jaw on stream)

>> No.32676569

She's a very small girl with thin noodle arms

>> No.32676662

>>32672055
>stinky lolibaba
imagine

>> No.32677157

>>32675472
"told" requires an object.

>> No.32677241

Did you guys knew that Pekora bought A FUCKING MONKEY???????

>> No.32677408

>>32671408
>she is attractive or not
yes

>> No.32677497

>>32677241
Kys

>> No.32678094

>>32672768
nooooo muh hybrid vigor

>> No.32678262

>>32677241
Does the monkey have a broken jaw, cavities, crooked toes, dislocated shoulders, an extremely small and sweaty body, hates wearing socks, eats only 1 meal a day and fainted because Pekora doesn’t take care of it?

>> No.32678678

>>32672768
because half their fathers are jews

>> No.32678885

>>32671408
She'll let you stick it in any hole she's got, without complaint or hesitation.

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>>32671408
>an extremely small and a sweaty body

>> No.32679977

>>32671408
>an extremely small and a sweaty body
God I wanna huff and sniff and take a whiff of IRyS' body, God just imagine the stench hitting your nose, ah ah ah I wanna sniff IRyS like a dog

>> No.32680066

>>32671408
Sorry, I hurt her jaw and shoulders when we were in bed and I was spelunking her Irysussy

>> No.32681603

>>32671408
is she a cake? then she's attractive
if she isn't, then no

>> No.32683274

>>32671408
perfection. 11/10 would wife up in a microsecond.

>> No.32683811

>>32671408
As long as she is kind, then I wouldn't mind =)

>> No.32685214

>>32672768
why do you fags keep saying shes a hapa? her dads a jap

>> No.32686176

>>32671408
>has a broken jaw
Is it still broken?

>> No.32687186

>>32685214
He's not

>> No.32687279

>>32685214
She's said herself that she's half Japanese

>> No.32687764

>>32672310
>I hate the smell of woman
You might actually be a massive homosexual, anon.

>> No.32688202

>>32687279
link? i cant find anything

>> No.32688419

>hates wearing socks

YESSSSSS

>> No.32691456

>>32688419
How can you actually dislike socks, fuckers are comfy

>> No.32691641

>>32671408
>Has a good heart and has good family values.
She's a vtuber, nice girls with family values dont end up flirting with nerds for money.

>> No.32692246

>>32671408
She is perfect.

>> No.32692357

>>32671973
I will give her body correction. Medical correction so she can fix that and be my wife.

>> No.32697899

>>32687279
no link then?
>>32687186
t. didnt watch the anniversary

>> No.32698100

>>32697899
Not going to post dox stuff idiot, and that was not a Japanese accent and her father does not speak Japanese. She's said she's half Japanese, which is far more concrete than you hearing a Pidgin accent from him in a stream.

>> No.32698424
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32698424

>>32697899
>Dad doesn't speak Japanese despite marrying a Japanese woman
>Has stated in old streams she is half Japanese
If he was of Japanese descent, even if he was American born he would learn the language his wife and daughters speak and his daughter wouldn't call herself half Japanese.

>> No.32698489

>>32671408
i like irys

>> No.32698504

>>32671408
She's just perfect...

>> No.32698655

People assume "hapa" means half-Japanese half-white

>> No.32698835

>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").

Can /vt/sisters go 1 day without doxxing?

>> No.32698841

>>32671408
built for mating press

>> No.32699059

>>32698100
>that was not a Japanese accent
who know ear blindness was a thing
>>32698424
nice unverifiable image
wish i posted one
>>32698835
he started it

>> No.32699377

>>32698655
yeah it really means half creatura half human, totally not a common slang term used in modern times to call half asians, nope, no sir!

>> No.32699581

>>32671904
Lithe implies an above average level of agility and balance.

>> No.32699595

>>32699059
I lived in Hawaii for four years but whatever. Her dad could be Chinese, Japanese, Native Hawaain, Malaysian, Filipino, or a mix of anything.

>> No.32699678

>>32678262
Yeah probably

>> No.32699924

>>32687764
I distinctly remember my father telling me "your mother's sweaty pussy smells like death."
If you're into smell, then you're probably just a virgin.

>> No.32700047

>>32699059
It's from her twitter retard, and she has stated she's half Japanese. If you hear her dad talk on stream and instantly assume Japanese you might be racist. Honestly it sounds closer to Filipino than Japanese, maybe you should broaden your horizons.

>> No.32700050

>>32699924
Maybe your mom is just really fucking fat and has a really fucking awful diet and doesn't wash her filthy fat snatch.

>> No.32700080

>>32700050
I think it's more likely you're a clueless virgin.

>> No.32700211

>>32700080
Take it easy you son of a fat filthy unwashed bitch.

>> No.32700255

>>32700211
Body count?

>> No.32700751

>>32676569
All the more to overpower you and have my wicked way with your helpless, slim form my dear.

>> No.32700945

>>32686176
No. It just dislocates when she yawns.

>> No.32701233

>>32698655
That's retarded. It's a hawaiian term meaning half anything. And it came out of fucking nowhere. 10-15 years ago you'd never see it, not on here not anywhere. "Hafie" "half-caste" "hafu" if you're half Jap, yes. When and why did ʾhapa' become popular? When I saw it I assumed it was the korean equivalent of "hafu".

>> No.32701676

>>32701233
I kind of prefer using "half-breed." It sounds more fantastical, which appeals to my chuuni sensibilities. IMO, hapa and hafu sound kind of cringe. It's like...the fuck are those even supposed to be. To anyone not familiar with the terms, they'll just look like gibberish.

>> No.32701792

>>32700945
Sometimes my jaw seizes up when I yawn. Maybe this is what IRyS is experiencing?

>> No.32702030

>>32671408
>Is mentally like a stubborn child who hasn't seen the world
why is this on pluses

>> No.32703952

>>32688419
footfags win again

>> No.32708802

>>32671408
maybe

>> No.32710454

>>32699595
It's me. I'm her dad.

>> No.32711786

>>32710454
>Irys is half-anon
No... this can't be...

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>>32711786
Me watching Barbie with my daughter

>> No.32712558

I believe IRyS is Japanese. She was born in the US, but I thought one parent was Japanese citizen and the other parent was Japanese-American. Anyways she's a cute 6/10 that I would absolutely take over some of the more attractive girls, her personality is amazing.

>> No.32713017

>>32672358
The solution is to learn how to hate women in general. You will then easily forgive your past self for being so retarded, and move on promptly.

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