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32656462 No.32656462 [Reply] [Original]

Due to multiple factors, the company has laid off all holostar members, however they still have to layoff 10 more members. they cannot bring themselves to layoff idols from the en or id branches of hololive exclusively due to their popularity. you, a staff member of the company have to pick 10 members from all 3 branches. the game is pretty simple
>pick 10 members
>rank them 1 through 10 (most wanted to least)
>across jp, en and id
>i will then fuse all your decisions via magical voodoo math for results (I'm actually curious) and keep you posted in the next thread.

>> No.32656497

Graduate the entire HoloEN except Gura.

>> No.32656601

I remember when I was new to Vtubers and made a thread like this last year, a bunch of anons got mad.

>> No.32656659

>>32656462
10. Mori
9. Mori
8. Mori
7. Mori
6. Mori
5. Mori
4. Mori
3. Mori
2. Mori
1. Mori

>> No.32656842

>>32656497
This but including Gura

>> No.32656873

>>32656462
Laying off talents is retarded because that's your income source.

If you need to lay off staff you lay off management, office workers, marketing, etc.

>> No.32656880

>>32656462
all of EN

>> No.32656972

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Ayame
3. Baelz
4. Ina
5. IRyS
6. Risu
7. Ollie
8. Okayu
9. Towa
10. Subaru

>> No.32657120

>>32656497
>>32656659
due to failure of following simple instructions. you are fired. how did both of you get this job?

>> No.32657334

>>32656880
in what order sir?

>> No.32657701

>>32656873
it's for the fun of it but realistically speaking that would make sense.

>> No.32658042

>>32656601
times have changed or maybe you worded it badly.

>> No.32658206

Lay off those who can’t stream for 5 days a week

>> No.32658525

>>32658206
you're gonna have to be more specific senpai.

>> No.32658825

Lay off OP for being a faggot

>> No.32658911

>>32656972
I guess Vshojo would be getting 4-6 new recruits lel

>> No.32659351

>>32656462
1. mori
2. ollie
3. kroni
4. baelz
5. suisei
6. laplus
7. towa
8. okayu
9. iofi
10. matsuri

>> No.32659588

>>32658825
well done well done anon

HOWEVER!!!!

>> No.32659711

1 Ina (she has another job that takes up a lot of time, she doesn't need to be a holo)
2 Azki (she can just keep putting out music under her usual identity)
3 Noel (she can just dedicate herself full time to her coomer streams)
4 Suisei (she's already proven herself to the music industry, she can go get signed)
5 Mel (she can just stream more under her usual identity if she wants)
6 Mori (I guess. I don't really have a sense of how popular/connected she is without holo)
7 Reine (Isn't she some sort of heiress?)
8 Haato (let her finally focus on her education)
9 Matsuri (I think she can just be herself and do alright but I don't watch her much)

Basically everyone for whom hololive is a side gig or otherwise expendable.

10 Pekora (Comedy option, I just want to see her stream with a regular human being voice)

>> No.32660355

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Ollie
3. Ayame
4. Flare
5. Zeta
6. Mumei
7. Laplus
8. Towa
9. Kroni
10. Zeta

>> No.32660466
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32660466

>>32659711
i forget that some of these people can do well without hololive.

>> No.32660589

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Ollie
3. Ayame
4. Flare
5. Zeta
6. Mumei
7. Laplus
8. Towa
9. Kroni
10. Zeta

If anyone copies this list they are a faggot.

>> No.32661120

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Kiara
3. Ame
4. Ina
5. Gura
6. Mumei
7. Kronii
8. Fauna
9. Ollie
10. Noel

>> No.32661196

>>32659711
>10 Pekora (Comedy option, I just want to see her stream with a regular human being voice)
Anon she used that voice even on her NND shit.

>> No.32661284

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Ollie
3. Kronii
4. Bae
5. Kobo
6. Ayame
7. Ame
8. Iofi
9. Matsuri
10. Mel

>> No.32661328

>>32656462
Ollie
Mori
Bae
Matsuri
Towa
Iofi
Risu
Kobo
Roboco
Ayame

>> No.32661392

>>32660589
you put zeta twice on the list

>> No.32661431

1. Roboco
2. Mel
3. Shion
4. Flare
5. Luna
6. Nene
7. Mio
8. Bae
9. Ina
10. Reine to be my wife

>> No.32661522

>>32656462
>Kronii
>Kobo
>Mori
>Ollie
>Ayame
>Bae
>Towa
>Laplus
>Iofi
>Matsuri

There, the male problem is fixed now

>> No.32662073

>mori
>iofi
>risu
>moona
>ollie
>anya
>reine
>zeta
>kobo
>kaela

>> No.32662273

>>32656462
1. Korone
2. Lui
3. Koyori
4. Botan
5. Polka
6. Flare
7. Watame
8. Fubuki
9. Mio
10. Aki

And then have them all put into one place so I can impregnate all of them and end Japan's birth rate problems

>> No.32663208

>>32661196
Fucked up

>> No.32663412

Graduate Mori, and every single managers except Shinove.

>> No.32663500

>>32656462
ITT: people who don't know how to read rules.

>> No.32663564

>>32663412
>graduating Jenma
You fucking monster

>> No.32663568

>>32656462
Everyone who collabs with the Homos

>> No.32663601

>>32661392
No I didn't, the person I copied from did.

>> No.32663903

>>32663564
She can't be tardwrangling EN and be my housewife at the same time. Sorry!

>> No.32663924

>>32662273
Had me the first half, not gunna lie. But I support the hag sanctuary.

>> No.32663990

>>32662273
>Botan
>Polka
You are a brave man. o7

>> No.32664016

>>32663500
it's been solid so far.

>> No.32664200

>>32660355
>>32660589
>>32663601
>>32663924
oh shit you're right!!!!

>> No.32664262

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Ollie
3. Bae
4. Kobo
5. Matsuri
6. Ame
7. Risu
8. Iofi
9. Towa
10. Fauna

>> No.32664485

1. Calli
2. Kronii
3. Ina
4. Baelz
5. Kobo
6. Mumei
7. Fauna
8. Ayame
9. Ollie
10. Towa

>> No.32664849

>Mori avoided only 2 lists so far

>> No.32664976

>>32656462
1-pekora
2-suisei
3-miko
4-subaru
5-aqua
6-gura
7-mumei
8-amelia
9-koyori
10-kobo

>> No.32665153

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Kronii
3. Ollie
4. Aqua
5. Flare
6. Ayame
7. Fauna
8. Anya
9. Amelia
10. Fubuki and watch Holo collapse

>> No.32665234

>>32656462
>Mori
Had 2 years of lucking into success to clean up her personality, and is still trying to "own the haters"
>Ame
Needs to touch grass and improve herself
>Irys
More time to hit the nail salon and pretty herself up for sound engineers and manager-kun
>Kronii
Brazenly lied to her members during a supposed apology stream
>Baelz
Can finally take that vacation with Robert
>Zeta
Should spend more time with her
>Kobo
A stacy with tons of male streamer friends, she'll be fine
>Ollie
Would be a better fit among the puking rainbows
>Risu
Had all this time to drop the shitty fake voice, but doesn't have Kiara's excuse of being completely retarded
>Laplus
Token JP shitcan, wants to stream all the time on her roommate account anyway

>> No.32665533

>>32665234
>mori makes sense
>is this supposed to be for her sake?
>oh no
>what did kronii lie about?
>oh no x2
>who?
>babysitters you mean?
>wuh?
>burn
>but she's cute

>> No.32665816

>>32656462
1-Ayame
2-Mori (she wants to leave anyways)
3-Mumei
4-Ame (honestly, I would contract her as HoloEn tech support on site and pay her a ton of money.
5- Vestia Zeta
6- Shion
7- Azki
8- Ollie
9- Roboco
10- Iofi

>> No.32665828

Gonna try to do this as objectively as possible. Firing a talent will do damage to the company's public relations, regardless of who it is. I'm also choosing only one ID and one EN, because losing a talent from a smaller branch is more noticeable. So to do the least amount of damage, I think this would be best:

1. Roboco. I like Roboco, she's cute, but she's been around forever and is still irrelevant.

2. Iofi. SImilar to Roboco. Her talent is her art, but other talents are clearly better than her, while achieving greater popularity.

3. Mel. The two things I know about Mel: Tits, and the stalker yab. While it wasn't her fault, she has done so little to stand out that the controversy is one of the most well-known things about her. Best to let her go so people will forget about it.

4. Ayame. For obvious reasons. Yes, the Nakiricucks will be sad, but I think it would be healthier for the company if slackers faced consequences.

5.AZKi. I love AZKi, I think her voice is wonderful. But because of her weird contract where she doesn't really have to stream, she doesn't have as many hardcore fans. She will be missed, but few will be devastated.

6. Choco. I don't think she has ever really fit in with idol culture, which has led to her stagnation from the start.

7. Aki. I love Aki, I think she's hot, and really good at dancing. but dancing only pays off during 3D lives, so her talent doesn't help her most of the time.

8. Bae. I think losing another EN would be terrible for a branch that is already past its prime, and will make things worse. But I have to pick one. Bae is the lowest performer in terms of subs, recently passed by Fauna, who is inclining. She is isolated in Australia, so off collabs are difficult (she gets points for doing it anyway though). I also think she can be loud and annoying, which is not an uncommon complaint.

9. Iroha. She and Lui are fighting for least subs from HoloX. However, Lui has found relevance through collabs. Iroha hasn't fond her footing yet, so I'll just nip this in the bud.

10. Anya. I like Anya a lot but she just doesn't get subs or views. I would rather not cull another ID, but she has been at the bottom of the barrel for a long time.

>> No.32666237

>>32656462

Mel
Roboco
Aki
Matsuri
Mio
Iofi
Risu
Moona
Anya
Ollie

>> No.32666322

>>32656497
FPBP. I'll rank them for OP's spreadsheet
1. Mori
2. Kronii
(huge power gap)
3. Kiara
4. Ame
5. Mumei
6. Baelz
7. Ina
(Fauna and IRyS can stay with Gura too.)
8. Iofi
9. Ayame
Nobody else really "deserves" it and why would a talent company layoff their talent for financial reasons anyway? Kronii and Mori are the only ones I actually want to graduate.

>> No.32666539

>>32656462
whoever spending more time on rm should just quit, they simply don't need Hololive.

>> No.32666752

>>32665533
>is this supposed to be for her sake?
Yes, until she takes some $2k self improvement seminars and realizes self improvement is a scam.
>what did kronii lie about?
Said something about not interacting with Stars in Twitter, then did it anyway right afterward. It's a flagrant slight against paypigs if I do say so myself.
>who?
Someone she's reminded of when hearing romantic music.
>babysitters you mean?
No
>wuh?
She wants Nijisanjifiction, so let her become nijisanji.
>but she's cute
Still allegedly got caught making fake excuses about being ill to skip out on work. It's bad for the brand image if one of your vtubers is openly doing everything she can to put in as little effort as possible.

>> No.32666963

>>32656462
1.Mori
2.Marine
3.Ayame
4.Kiara
5.Baelz
6.Chloe
7.Aki
8.Roboco
9.Lamy
10.Koyori

>> No.32667037

>>32666752
thank you anon for clarification

>> No.32667181

>>32666322
here is your answer. >>32657701

>> No.32667210

>>32656462
1. Calliope
2. Kronii
3. Ollie
4. Kobo
5. Mumei
6. Risu
7. Iofi
8. Ayame
9. Towa
10. AZKi

>> No.32667331

>>32656842
This but including Ollie too.

>> No.32668525

>>32656462
op never said to give reasons but of course faggots need to feel validated

>> No.32668588

>>32668525
I'm sorry I didn't obey the strict words of my lord and master, OP. Fuck off, if I want to post reasons, I will.

>> No.32668697

>>32656462
the next 10 who says "lets go"

>> No.32669144

>>32656462
>magical voodoo
i choose you to graduate. the company doesn't need any token black people

>> No.32669270

>>32656462
It's a company, just lay off the least profitable members and Mori.

>> No.32669529

Ame
Gura
Ayame
Ollie
Iofi
Aqua
Shion
Flare
Lamy
Mumei

>> No.32669721

>>32656462
1. Gura
2. Mori
3. Kiara
4. Baelz
5. Haato
6. Ollie
7. Iroha
8. Azki
9. Shion
10. Mel

>> No.32669740

>>32656462
1. Mori
2. Ollie
3. Ame
4. Kobo
5. Kronii
6. Matsuri
7. Azki
8. Anya
9. Ayame
10. Towa

>> No.32670422
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32670422

>>32656462
easy list
1. Mori (obvs, ironic grifter whore)
2. Ayame (lazy bum)
3. Ollie (grifter whore)
4. Aki (literal who?)
5. Roboco (ugly ass design)
6. AZKi (only good for music and I don't like her music)
7. Mel (literal who?)
8. Choco (yawn)
9. Zeta (is she even still active?)
10. Lamy (more like lame-y)

>> No.32671120
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32671120

>all you idiots putting Mori

Enjoy breaching contract with Universal Music Group and costing Cover more fucking money you idiots. I don't even like her and I know she's secure until the contract runs out.

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32673283

>>32671120
>Enjoy breaching contract with Universal Music Group
We will, thanks.
>and costing Cover more fucking money you idiots
Not everything is about short-term profiteering. See: the guy who cut his arm off to escape being trapped by a boulder. In the short term, it was a stupid decision. In the long term, it saved his life. Figurative shortsightedness is the mark of a checked out grifter who doesn't care about the job, company, brand or respect, and who's only in it to punch the clock and collect their paycheck. An enterprising individual would step back and look at the bigger picture...after not granting her that bonus (aka the umg deal) in the first place until she got her shit together.

>> No.32676000

>>32659711
Actually pretty ok list that is not just full of spite, although realistically Suisei and Mori will never leave because they're already signed.

Tbh, Suisei's IP is probably still big question mark. She's part of indie which then joined Hololive. While her current avatar is owned by Hololive, the design and the name itself is probably owned by herself..... which probably also extends to her channel contents, and her produced music too... The divorce will be complicated in her part. Realistically though, she probably will never Hololive so its just thought experiment

>> No.32676023 [DELETED] 

IRyS

>> No.32676160

1. IRyS
2. IRyS
3. IRyS
4. IRyS
5. IRyS
6. IRyS
7. IRyS
8. IRyS
9. IRyS
10. IRyS

>> No.32676189

>>32661431
Don't be mean to Luna, her life dependso n hololive

>> No.32678198

>>32656462
1. Mori (give avatar to IRyS to save on redesign)
2. Ollie
3. Matsuri
4. Ayame
5. Shion
6. Haachama
7. Mel
8. Iofi
9. Anya
10. Choco

>> No.32678400

>they cannot bring themselves to layoff idols from the en or id branches of hololive exclusively due to their popularity.
LMAO get the fuck out of here, there are plenty of JPs more popular than fucking EN or ID

Just fire Mori, Bae, and Ollie and be done with it.

>> No.32680668

>>32671120
>Enjoy breaching contract with Universal Music Group
I doubt it would be legal for UMG to force Cover to keep Mori no matter what. If they want ownership of character they can have it.

>> No.32684077

>>32680668
They wouldn't be forced to keep her, but they'd be forced to pay a fine for breach of contract. A fairly hefty one too, considering the length of her deal.

>> No.32687848

>>32656462
Mori ten times.

>> No.32688550

>>32656972
Why IRyS? :(

>> No.32690005

>>32688550
Could be financial reasons. The music production is costly, but it's not going too well so far.

>> No.32691824

>>32678400
I don't know man, gura is pretty popular

>> No.32698454

Just cut the lowest earners from each branch,
7 from JP
2 from ID
1 from EN

>> No.32706369

calling it right now we will see a lot ame's on the list

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