/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

The Journey to Save the Princess Edition

Last thread: >>32575068

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

I love Leader! He's so cool and reliable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584074
5/10 nice bait but it needs more spiciness and less ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584205
He could hide a small corpse in that cello...

[Anonymous No.]

So nice to see /MANS/ on the catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584155
why is there so much genderbent art of tempus? and is liking it gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584230
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>32584262
Let me help you with that
Aaaaaaand get rotated

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584262
GET ROTATED

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584318
>>32584321
A…Ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584230
good to see you too omega! what's your endgoal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584235
This is my favorite art of genderbent Axel. It's way too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584318
>>32584321
Yo, thank you guys, I got stuck in the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/XDDVbnheq6s
JP Stars are streaming PICO PARK, feel free to tune in if you are interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584398
My eardrums... They are even noisier than the L2D collab....

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584398
these retards hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS AXELLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584235
Reminder that Magni loves Lupusregina from Overlord, and that both Magni and Nowa said that she's like genderbent Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584467
Please don't hurt magmite.

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO MATING PRESSED BY AXELLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584534
You'll get to see him in the 5th anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584571
They are the representation of my eardrums

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH AXELLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584570
Holy fuck... he truly is just like me. I love Lupusregina, sasuga my broshi.

[Anonymous No.]

ROMANTIC VAGINAL SEX IN MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCTION WHILE HAND HOLDING WITH AXELLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Nodoka

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584155
The TRUE 5th Member of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584570 (me)
For some reason now I can't get the image of slime Altventurers as Solution from Overlord about to devour Leader out of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584786
Control your libido, Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584706
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584570
Shame that they never returned to the conversation past that, I wanted to know if anyone else really liked CZ

[Anonymous No.]

stupid dumb smug brat sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584603
ITS TOMORROW ANONNNN

[Anonymous No.]

>Doing some VOD reps
>checked Holodex
>Magni's Destroy All Humans 2
>Privated

Alright, can someone explain what happened this time?

Apologies if this was asked multiple times, I legit don't know and I want to know this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584786
Don't control your libido, Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>Destroy All Humans VOD is private
Alright, what did he do this time?
also, did someone save the VOD? I wanna do VOD reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584888
>>32584921
Copyright shit I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584786
You can try Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584921
>>32584957
The game outmagged the maglord

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584262
PoAst
ROTAT E
https://youtu.be/fGTXTzAvthM

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584921
Someone posted the VOD on gofile one or two threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to reread that almond fic hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584957
Seriously? Altare and Magni need to control themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Now a joked during an earlier stream (I forget the context) that any licking-related content would be membership only. I have thought about this combined with the fact that he owns an ASMR mic every single day since them. I want him to be lewd. I want it so bad. Help

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584786
You have to work hard Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585034

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585101
He’ll end up alienating most of his viewers

[Anonymous No.]

A Friendly Reminder:

Altare will NEVER be the favorite son again. We should accept it and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Z_isdmLPvfc
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585392
ehe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585392
I don't even ship them but THATS SO CUTE AHHHHH ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585392
Nice. Very Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585392
ALMOND LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>magni vod privated
NO, NO
JUST NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585969
Here you go anon
https://mega.nz/file/rx1QUSqK#8CvUJWqMyl5FkESPJVf5n4NRCA-4uSjafnFfd_7g28c

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584467
Welcome to holostars jp where the members will yell at and sabotage one another even when they’re playing a game that encourages team cooperation

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586106
Why privated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585320
Nowa is for Leader, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586157
Copyrighted music

[Anonymous No.]

>edited videos and doing shorts
Vesper is on that grind, makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585320
Yeah, he's Nowa's self proclaimed wife husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584921
Shit. I was going to watch that, these boys have gotten a lot of VODs taken down at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586211
He hittin the griddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586286
Don't forget they want to go camping together. Magni is too scared to go and Axel is in aussie land so it'll be just be the 2 of them in the woods alone. Like a horror movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586421
Altare is unironically scarier than anything they'll find out in the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586567
Classic skinwalker creepypasta but with an Altare twist

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that you may not live in the same city or country as leader, but there is always a chance (You) will meet him on his 3AM walks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586567
Nowa is too oblivious to understand that going into the woods with Altare is dangerous, I hope they record or stream some of it though. It could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586707
Reminder that he wants teleportation as his superpower, which would make it possible for him to creep up on people on every corner of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586794
or teleport in side you

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586707
Oh my~ How terrifying...

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is the type of guy that says "I don't hate you, I could never hate you!" to a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586998
perfect for leader

[Anonymous No.]

Altare was the zodiac killer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586998
He says that to Altare everytime he has a nightmare of him. Poor Nowa doesn't understand he's making it worse..

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584780
so true, vestie!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586998
ToT ayo

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>immediately hate that i woke up instead of eternal slumber
>realize its another day of appreciating and loving Vesper Noir, resident scholar of guild Tempus and member of Holostars English
>feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587427
our oshi makes the days worth it, vestie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587427
indeed, the boys are my reason to smile these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>32586998
>Nowa's personality is perfect for reinforcing yandere behavior
Nowa ojisan......

[Anonymous No.]

Day one members sound off! I wanna know how many of you will membership this Sunday and who, I will for all 4 of em

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584230
/MANS/ is my oasis in the sea of fiflth that is the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587427
same but with the whole boys
these guys made horrible august bearable so i owe them a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587569
>>32587465
we're truly blessed to live in a time where vesper noir exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587669
indeed. I feel so lucky that he's my oshi, and that he's here for me to spoil and care for. I love him so much. ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587726
right? he made me realize that i have alot to experience still, like biking or eating foods i havent had yet. that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons,
What’s your impressions of each of the boys:
>before debut
>debut
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587847
I've picked up on reading more because of him, and i'm investing in a good bike.
I'm already a traveler, but he's getting me interested in doing the cross country forrest gump type of move he did as well just to fully experience my life and meet more people.

I love this not!vampire so much and I hope he's having a wonderful day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587610
Gonna member just my oshi and maybe one of the other boys if the content they offer is good. I wish I could support all of them but I don't have enough on me unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587954
aw thanks for using my art anon. id say to hold back on doing that forrest gump expedition and start off small! gotta get used to biking outdoors and beyond the usual areas you're in.
im sure hes having a good morning ٩(๑`v´๑)

[Anonymous No.]

Hey ho almond sex yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948

>before debut
honestly I had no intentions of giving them a chance because their designs filtered me, and Holostars in general just seemed like a wasteland and they'd be DOA so in my mind, I had no reason to invest any emotions in them.

I was gonna leave the hobby after Sana's graduation, but my bf reminded me that the debuts were happening and I had nothing else better to do that weekend so I checked them out.

>debut
I was only able to watch Axel and Vesper's debuts live, but Vesper really pulled me in. I don't know what it was but something clicked with me when I was watching him, especially when he gushed in excitement about being part of Holostars. I knew he was the one I wanted to follow after that, and i'm usually never sold on debuts.

>now
I love all 4 of them, and I hope they can stay as a unit for as long as they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before debut: KEKKK LOOK AT THESE GOOFY ASS NIGGAS
>debut: magni's intro kino as fuck??
VESPER IS AMAZING?? axel sounds different than i expected? also blue boy go wahh
>now: i will die and will sacrifice my body for regis altare, magni is my whore wife, uncle nowa is still kino, axel is a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

uu... nowa oji's sweat soaked underwear..... putting it in my mouth and sucking it dry like a caprisun!!!!! musky ojisan drink!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585320
Altare graduated himself from son to wife (male)

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>>32587948
Before debut:
>Had no idea what to expect but I wanted to support them because I'm a Starsfag
>Designs were kinda questionable but the memes had potential
Debut:
>Leader was kinda bland and his voice caught me off guard
>Magni had the most kino debut and 20 hour magging in prechat was wild
>Axel had an OK debut and his nihoungo was damn impressive
>Nowa a cute
Now:
>Leader is terrifying and a bigger zoomer then I expected, I like him so much more now
>Magni is basically EN Pekora with yab potential that makes me sweat bullets but he's funny and good for lewds
>Axel is unironically the nicest boy, based retard with a heart of good and most seiso
>Nowa a cute

Good boys and they've been the highlight of my months for entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588254
*slaps magni’s watermelonds*

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588303
>ywn sniff Nowa oji's pungent scent through his boxers after he comes from a nice long sweat soaked weekend of biking, and hiking.
im ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

What song is he recording?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588303
Go prepare for your stream, Regis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588417
BLACK CHERRY

[Anonymous No.]

Man...i feel blessed with all the content and fics
But I still want more
ALTNOWA WHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588417
he bought the rights to ram ranch in advance

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa fanfics doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before
I was doomposting so hard cause I was afraid they'd turn out to be like Luxiem. I've been a starlight for 3 years and dreaded the announcement of Holostars EN. It wasn't like I was gonna avoid them, but it was more that I was worried of how'd they interact or be.
>debut
Altare: I was filtered heavy by his debut nervous tics and voice. I wasn't into him at all.
Magni: MAGGED HARD AS HELL BRO, STRAIGHT KINO
Axel: It was like getting hit by a truck when he whipped his glorious JP fluency out, I fell in love HARD.
Nowa: Fell in love with his design before debut, but his voice did make me reconsider, but then his story about the plastic peelies ball and his genuine giddyness struck a chord in my old-man-loving heart.
>now
I love them all and I would gladly be an oil baron for them if I had the funds to burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588499
what is the thought process behind spamming pregnancy emojis in response to dog's singing? does he like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588545
Its okay anon, the boys will love u even u just watch the stream, hit the likes button n comment

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/TQrUtsWYacA
ToT cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588403
I read pungent as pregnant and had a bad mental image

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588403
>sweaty underwear from a 3 day biking trip
uuuuOoooooooHHHHH... imagine the sweat... the musk... the taste....

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588594
The song lyrics involve someone begging for a cumshot, anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/HfjRwhNJXP0
1:30 kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588616
Do not Mpreg the Ojisan. His eggs are shrivelled up and his sperm count is 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>Before debut
THEY ARE UGLY AF, I WONT WATCH THEM
>Debut
I dont like Altare at all, magni was fun. Axel is very nervous dog. Vesper is a passionate ojisan
>Now
I love them all but i only can focus on axel as his stream was much better for my time n i love this dingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588625
I want this ojisan to force me to smell his 3 day old sweat soaked musky boxers so badly because I was a bad girl . ToT I hate him!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
What I saw: Holostars EN
What I expected: PG13 Luxiem with the added debuff of autistic JP perms
What I got: Yandere Korean Northernlion with a heaping helping of comfy daddy autist gaming, raging bisexual energy and cute dog karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588594
Hes literally moaning and singing about fcking

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588794
Nowa oji wouldn't reward you like that, he'd probably sit you down and have a stern unsexy talk about how you disappointed him in what you did, and how he expected better from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before
Man, they're ugly af
>debut
Eh it's not so bad i guess
>now
They're so fucking hot i wanna mating press every one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588657
>Don't stop kiss me! I can't be apart from you...
>Don't stop kiss me! But, I can't forgive you...AH~ Come inside me!
>Black Cherry...make love to me, give yourself to me
>Leave your seed inside of me!
>It's all right if you don't love me...since I don't love you
>Make me wretched like this!
>Black Cherry, give it to me...
>Black Cherry, give me more...
>Even though the truth is I've always loved you...
he's literally beggin for it, the sexually deprived zoomer sexdog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588730
Smoothest and shiniest brain of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588883
I wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588895
i cant believe he was in heat and went on stream like that
crazy what cover will allow to slide... (im not complaining if it means more of axel begging to be creampied)

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588545
I was more afraid of them turning out to be like council

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589048
I never liked Hololive. I'm the anon who's nearly deaf to higher frequencies and has sensitive ears, so I always stuck close to Holostars. Sure, Astel and Izuru's screaming hurts, but I'll take it over a woman's voice. I was just worried that they'd be straight up 100% yumepandering / fujopandering and nothing else, thankfully they dont do it too much. It's more of "hehe gay jokes with the boys cause I love my homies and kiss them goodnight" that they do.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape the innocent Regis Altare and be the one to crush his spirit and fuck up his mind! I want to make sure his body never forgets me again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589229
>innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589031
He even want to perform this song one day in 3d. So yeah imagine how drenched the axelotls will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
Before:
The designs were kind of underwhelming, but I thought maybe I'd like Vesper if he was the gothy guy into dark and edgy anime

Debut:
- Altare - super professional and cute, good at playing the anime boy character, but the wahs were a bit annoying
- Magni - he sounded absolutely terrified, got the sense that he doesn't do well under pressure, but it was funny after he calmed down
- Axel - he's hot, his voice is perfect for his character, and he's going to be the singer of the gen?? he's gonna be my oshi, no question
- Vesper - honestly, his voice was really not what I was expecting, but his enthusiasm was very sweet

Now:
- Altare - great leader, my favourite to watch when it comes to gaming streams, sexy yandere energy, I want him to gaslight me
- Magni - I like that he's a guy with a cocky facade that crumbles easily, it's very cute
- Axel - still the hottest one, but also has a heart of gold and is like a bratty little brother that's so cute you can't stay mad at him. I love him even more
- Vesper - Not really my type as a solo streamer, but he's really likeable and I really like the supportive, nerdy dad vibe he brings to every collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before
I was super fucking worried for them after seeing the designs but I was even more worried for their content. Legit was praying on my knees that they won't go hard on the fujobaiting/BFE. I cried later that night thinking that the higher-ups intentionally made them look generic asf so they could have an excuse to abandon the branch.I just don't want the Holostars brand to be stained by fujobaiting/BFE faggots. The Starfag in me was dying that night Went full schizo for a few days until they started tweeting.

>Debut
Altare: I tried listening to his debut but I had to mute the stream everytime he "wah"s. I couldn't stand his whispery voice and his fake ass giggles. He has a great singing voice tho.
Magni: KINO. I have never laughed that hard during a debut.
Axel: I'm an ESL and I could only understand 80% of what he's saying because of the accent but it was a nice debut. Fucking loved his cover I did not expect him to be that great in singing.
Noir: I liked his voice but I was a bit filtered by his lisp(?) but since he's a vampire I guess that makes sense. Cried a bit during his debut his laugh really seemed genuine and I was happy he made it in.

>now
I love them so much and would love to see them all grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589200
>>32588545
In terms of the types of fujo/yume they attract, Luxiem is for Genshin Impact stans and Tempus draws a lot from the FFXIV crowd. There's a whole lot of XIV artists who are being gripped around the heart by Vesper right now. Two very different groups of nationalities and age groups

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning bros. It have been a while since I catched up Leader morning streams live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589263
He was innocent once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589288
>>32589312
Altare did a HARD 180 from his debut, he went from my least favorite to tied for first. I'm genuinely impressed by the work he put in, from soliciting feedback to implementing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589339
Wtf, you're right. Even I'M a FFXIV artist and I'm a hardcore vestie. Good observation, wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
Debut:
>I will never watch Altare
Now:
>I will always watch Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before debut
I love an underdog story, this is probably going to be very funny
>debut
go to the archived stickied thread of the debut reactions, that was me, all me
>now
I want to go camping with Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1567149979189248000
Axel crying rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589481
I immediately noticed all my friends suddenly posting their Vesper art on their non-FFXIV alt Twitter accounts lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589672
What do these posts even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589426
He's a great and very supportive leader. I'll try my best not to go all gachikoi over him

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589734
It's a gachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589672
Yagoo you had One Job

[Anonymous No.]

REEDA ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589775(Me)
Gacha

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
before debut
Shit models. Holo really fucked them over big time but Axel atleast has a good one and Altares is passable. The designs aren't bad but they aren't that good in live2d form.
>debut
Altare surprisingly had the most confidence. annoying wahs, didn't expect a 24/7 asmr voice
Magni was nervous as fuck but was what we expected
Nowa too wholesome
Axel, not at all what I expected. I expected him to be the most confident and have a very strong vibe and the rigging was kind of bad.
>now
Regis is cool just needs to filter out that gamer rage
Magni isn't really my thing, he's very funny sometimes but he filters me quite often. But I will say when he's funny he's funny.
Vesper is just as interesting as debut
Axel is a surprisingly wholesome, cute and bratty little guy.
Models have grown on me, but holo really could have done a lot better

[Anonymous No.]

Reading all these testimony of Starlights (Stars-shi?) before Tempus debuted genuinely pains me but also makes me feel glad they can breath easy now.
Probably were the most mindbroken fanbase in the vtuber scene because they kept going between hoping and despairing nearly every other month. Worse because sometimes it's a literal nothing but they can't help schizo out after what happened throughout 2019 to early 2021.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER IS HERE YAAY

[Anonymous No.]

I feel at ease everytime Leader does his introduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>>before debut
Magni Desmond more like Magni Downs Syndrome
>>debut
I could listen to Uncle Nowa forever
>>now
I want Altare to rape me and kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589734

a randomizer to find out which vtuber is compatible with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589872
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before debut
I feel like I was one of the very few people that wanted StarsEN and when they got announced I was happy but worried that they will be like other male chuubas that I truly don't like. I was there for /mag/ when everyone shat on the models and I was there when everyone started to spam MAGGIN on Magni prechat for 24 hours. I was pretty hyped for the boys but still worried.
>debut
Altare kinda filtered me at the time with his voice and just gave me huge e-boy vibes but I didnt HATE him like other people. Soon as Magni showed up with his intro I knew the hype was deserved, I was happy that it was ES EL too. I didn't care much about Axel but thought it was funny how they got another Aussie. Nowa? holy shit he was so fucking amazing on debut, genuinely happy to be there and a cute ojisan.
>now
I love all of them now. Not only Altare and Axel grew A LOT in me but they were able to show more personality too over time but more importantly I fucking LOVE their bond. I haven't able to watch anyone else besides them because of how good their content is and of course it have been a fucking blast to be part of /mag/ and now /mans/.

[Anonymous No.]

leader a cute…

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>shuts down trannys
HE'S FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
Before debut:
>hyped for new stars en, i didn't watch starsjp (except for clips) because of the language barrier so i was excited to get a gen i could understand
>when their designs were released i felt so bad that i was determined to saviourfag them at least for the next week

Debut:
>leader's voice completely filtered me and he was a letdown compared to the rest of the gen
>magni didn't have the surprise element that the others did because of rampant doxxing but i liked his attitude
>axel's debut was my favorite and i liked his voice the most (especially after his cover released)
>noir was surprisingly wholesome and i liked listening to him talk
>overall i think they handled their debuts well so i wanted to give them a chance to settle down and show their strengths

Now:
>i like to put on leaders streams whenever i cook/clean/draw/sleep, i think he has the most soothing voice of all the boys and am looking forward to any future asmr/karaokes. i'm glad i still watched him after his debut because i think his content appeals to me the most
>i am blown away by how knowledgable and thoughtful vesper is, his stream quality has been the most consistent since debut and i can see why he's most people's favorite
>magni's energy for his streams are probably the least consistent (especially that week where he was getting an average of 5 hours of sleep) but i like how ambitious and creative he is, i just hope he eases up on the workload a bit because he's at his best when he's well-rested
>axel's streams make me laugh uncontrollably and i love catching the moments where his max wis shines. a good boy overall that i was surprised when he started to fall back from the rest of his gen, but i think he'll garner his own audience in time

tl;dr: tempus made me want to spend money on any content creator for the first time in my life, they're definitely my favorite gen in holopro

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before debut
Not sure what to expect, but Regis looks kinda cool
>debut
Ehh, Magni seems alright, I guess?
>now
I would kill or die for any of them at a moment's notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590104
>non-binary pals

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590157
Right . . . non-binary pals

[Anonymous No.]

Just looked at Leader's schedule...is he really going to play League? He's gonna get sniped

[Anonymous No.]

Leader has such fuckboy tastes in music…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590227
That's the plan. Cpol unironically made the Valo stream better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590227
i think he'll just do ARAM/custom with the lads i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before designs
Unironically a big anti and doomposter
>before debut
Designs didn't appeal to me at all, but there was a chance of Nowa reincarnation (he was linked here a bunch of times leading up to debut and I gave his vods a chance), so I was looking forward to that
>debut
Blue man bad
Magni's was kinda cringe
Axel's was extremely mediocre
Nowa's was honestly the best debut I've ever watched
>now
Their collabs are great and I think I've watched every single Nowa stream/vod so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590311
He likes Kpop, so I kinda understand his taste now but I still don't like those songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590311
I want ask all the boys for their taste in music. Nowa is probably into rock or country

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590311
Yeah, his taste in music is one of the worst things about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before debut
confident in cover's scouting that even if i don't find them entertaining they'll still be good additions to holopro
>debut
altare was irritating, axel was boring, magni and vesper were impressive enough to earn a sub
>now
altare has grown on me and i now catch him when nothing else is on, magni and vesper and on my regular watch/ VOD reps list, axel is in the won't watch except in collabs list. they're all fantastic additions to holopro and i can't imagine tempus without any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>Before Debut
Dear god please let us have holos that are good at video games. These designs are... okay. Maybe they'll grow on me. Also did not expect /vt/ to save Tempus and gave them the underdog buff.

>Debut:
Christ, I cannot stand Altare's voice at this point. I thought I probably will watch Magni the most. "This Axel guy seems bog standard, maybe gonna pass". The moment Vesper told his plastic ball story, I became very interested on him and what he'll do. Turns out to be the one I watch most

>Now:
Altare's fucking great, what the heck? Magni, El Creatividad. Axel is super endearing and my opinion on him 180'd. Vesper soldified his position as my broshi.
Also these group collabs are fucking kino. I've never been this entertained watching vtubers since the hololive boom started. All the boys are great and I couldn't ask for any better.

I don't think HolostarsEN will explode in popularty, but I can see them getting the most dedicated fanbase among the holos. Aside from takodachis.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am NOT good at League of Legends
Thursday’s gonna be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare just said that Magni might join him in the League of Legends stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gold rank
Leader is bad...

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER HAD AN EX?

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ how many exes does he HAVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590716
Chilli girl

[Anonymous No.]

Leader FUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590716
>an ex
If they’re all different people this is the third one he’s talked about, anon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590719
how many breads have you eaten in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>Leadah loves himself
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Leader had an ex that destroyed his confidence in his ability at fighting games.

So much ex trauma. No wonder he hates women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590771
No, they didn't physically touch. He is saving himself for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590719
Altare fucking scores, man. I don't know how he looks IRL but I think he is the closest as an e-boy that you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590693
Is he that shit? I don't play league so I don't understand the ranks

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590850
Gold is horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590809
How many women are there that are good at fighters? I know literally none and I used to follow FGC marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590809
this is why he wants to be Nowa's wife/husband

[Anonymous No.]

>nowa wants to play fornite
What? has he ever mention this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590693
>>32590850
Gold rank is bad-average
t. Gold player

[Anonymous No.]

>Haven't played Half Life games because they're old and ugly
Sometimes it's so hard to like Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>Hasn't played any of the half-lifes
Leader...

[Anonymous No.]

I think Magni on VR will be dangerous, I totally see him poledancing on stream kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Dingo zelda stream is really enjoyable.
His curious child brain makes his play style quite fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590850
Gold is the rank you should get once you have a basic understanding of the game, anything below that is for either babies or old people. Platinum is the bare minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590835
He's a super fit Korean guy, who wears like black skinny jeans and a big sweater, with one dangling earring, plays the cello and recently went to a BTS concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590889
I don't follow the fighting game scene that much (well, just Tekken really), but I've seen a few women here and there in big tournament and Tekken Word Tours.
I also sometimes watch Yuyu on Twitch, she's pretty good.
But yeah, they're still a minority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>Before debut
Their designs were meh and I was very apprehensive of them but I wanted to give them a try
>Debut
Magni was hilarious, Vesper was all too relatable, Axel was... a debut, and Altare was way too irritating to listen to. On top of that Altare seemed like the kind of guy that would do that cringe ass fujobaiting thing.
>Now
I fucking love the boys. Altare did a complete 180 from his debut and I quite like him now, Magni's energy is infectious and he's hilarious as well, Vesper is someone I can listen to for days, and Axel is generally just a cool dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590888
>>32590948
>>32591029
Damn. Well the stream will be interesting then at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>32589263
I'm pretty new to /MANS/ threads, holy shit this edit is amazing kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590850
Gold is an average player who is learning the game. Below gold are little children and the mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590957
>>32590988
Hearing this shit not only woke me up but nearly made me drop watching Altare full time.

How the fuck do you play FPSes on PC and intentionally avoid Half-Life bc "eww old gwafix..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591033
Tekken is a very big series with women players. KI also had some good women players, but it's been getting hard to have tournaments of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590889
I can think of like 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591102
Yeah it explains why shaco made him so angry. Only a noob would get so mad at that champion

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
zoomer brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591033
Leader picking up girls at Evo huh? Or maybe he's just that bad at fighters

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590957
He will play Half-Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
He is young and needs firm guidance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
Hope he plays Black Mesa at least, it can't be that ugly if he's playing shit like Valorant with baked on lightning

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
It's a very old style of FPS that would barely even be called an FPS nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
one of my friends that play FF14 did not want to play any of the previous final fantasy games because "muh graphix..."
his first experience with FF was 14

[Anonymous No.]

You sing 16 songs
What do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Callie don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the cover corp store

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Nowa corrects this brat by making him play the half life games

[Anonymous No.]

>Garen
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

My hopes of leader playing some kino boomer shooters are gone with his "can't play old and ugly games" talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
I am not even a boomer but I love how the og half-life looks. Hell, I even played CS 1.6 as a teen and I associate all of the SFX of half-life with that game kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader needs rape correction NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591123
Zoomer brain, he's not like Axel whose into oldfag stuff because of his dad

[Anonymous No.]

League Midlane's champion pool is so shit

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck has he played this much league and is still bad at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fizz
>Cool
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Should play as jungler, always found that fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591250
Nowa will save him...with Quake

[Anonymous No.]

>1000 hrs
>Gold
Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

i love this dumbass zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you need to be pretty big brain to play mid
Maybe he should try another role

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591416
Wow, he's just like me.
Except that 600h is just ARAM

[Anonymous No.]

>He fell into the "old graphics = bad" mindset.
Leader... Don't do me like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>some old dude interrupted my stream watching to ask "if I'm okay"
What the hell is bommers' problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>Korean
>SKT
OF COURSE

[Anonymous No.]

DUMB ZOOMER NEEDS CORRECTION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591499
Leagues graphics are literally dogshit carried by the pretty graphics in loading screens

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591459
>Clear wave
>Roam
Midlane is the easiest lane in League, you just need to stay alive and most of the champions have good clear wave.
Top is legit the hardest lane

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591333
>>32591416
Played too many characters. He should have just one tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591590
Guess he’s right when he called himself a “jack of all trades master of none” type…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591590
That's not the issue trust me, he's just bad

[Anonymous No.]

>what was that about worms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591568
Leagues ingame graphics are deliberately held back because if they were to update (like they wanted) a great portion of their playerbase wouldn't be able to run it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591590
Yep. Being a one-trick is how most of players get to diamond+ because you don't need to have much game knowledge, you just brute force your way stomping the opponent.

[Anonymous No.]

shaco is the riki of league

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591568
League's graphics are staggeringly good for a game that can run on a microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591587
Nah, Jungle is the hardest role, you have to babysit the whole team while you get shitted on whatever you do

[Anonymous No.]

HOWEVER…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591672
Yeah I know but if he hates bad graphics so much I don't see why he played league. Dota has good graphics but ugly characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591587
>>32591717
Jungle takes the most knowledge, but if you know what you're doing it's not the hardest just the most mentally taxing; Toplane is easily the most shit role right now without question

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591693
Not really. Riki is a carry and he also sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591793
They both stomp noobs

[Anonymous No.]

some people just suck at certain game genres
ive peaked challenger in prev seasons but never made it past mg2 in csgo after 1k hours kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591735
That was just him being a cheeky cunt making an excuse as to why he don't like boomer games, zoomers think like that because they don't know the glorious ways of the jank.

[Anonymous No.]

>Plays Valorent
>Is gonna play LoL this week
I think it's time to drop leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591859
>Challenger
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare casually pitching beating character to death ASMR. Sasuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591894
He's a Korean boy, what did you expect? They eat anything Riot and Blizzard throw at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590911
I too want Nowa and the boys to play Fortnite. The PvE side called Save the World, not BR

[Anonymous No.]

2 FUCKING DEADBEATS

[Anonymous No.]

>Deadbeats
Im a Leader anti now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592056
I thought Koreans prefer Starcraft

[Anonymous No.]

deadbeats lurking now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591935
choose to believe it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591717
>>32591758
I would argue jungle WAS the hardest role in the game but Riot turned it into a full clear+gank machine so it's become easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591834
Maybe 5 years ago. Even Heralds buy detection now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592111
both starcraft and league have a chokehold on korea pc community, league is just trendier

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592111
StarCraft, League, Overwatch and Valorant (because OW has been dead for years now). Riot+Blizz

[Anonymous No.]

Hes gonna be stuck forever playing gunjeeeeeeeon once he gets the clone, its funny how just one item breaks the entire game balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592150
it was definitely more difficult two years ago when everyone played Rek'sai/Hecarim and you had to counterjungle correctly or you'd just get absolutely dumpstered, but it's not much different apart from the fact that you go for crab level 4 instead of level 3 now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590809
Women are one of the worst things that can happen to a bro's life

[Anonymous No.]

I loved playing Enter the Gungeon but watching it has been kinda boring. Wish he could've gotten Binding of Isaac already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591287
Axel manages to astound me every time I watch him because he radiates zoomer jock clubber energy and then says "oh yeah bro FF9 is fakkin great" or "yeah City Hunter is cool as shit" and it makes me want to throw back beers with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592142
Any tips for faggots like us trying to climb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592225
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

Since the boys have an RPG-like motiff going on, I wonder if for their second outfit they will all still follow a similar theme.
Sometimes gens get like a kimono outfit so they are similar-ish but sometimes is something more broad like "casual" and that can look like whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592302
I don't think they're getting it, the best item in the entire game is called 'c-section', it's not a very corpo friendly game and if he hasn't played it by now I can only imagine management has said no

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592425
>c-section
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592357
How many men have you ruined, harlot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592425
Kinda related, people before been saying someone should play Disco Elysium but im pretty damn sure thats also never happening, like damn, never expected to be called a retard in a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592307
The moment he mentioned SRW, I knew this dingo would be my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

those are legit some teammates screaming at the appearance of a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592408
The safe bet is probably a new years outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592493
Calm down, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592490
not to mention the easiest way to get stronger is by making sacrificial offerings to satan, every boss is either a literal piece of shit/a manifestation of some deformity/biblical entity, the entire thing is a metaphor for a 5 year old child's death, and all of the cutscenes are about Isaac being abused and or killed

[Anonymous No.]

so I don't really know holo culture, have any of the other gens been this tight knit after a couple months?

[Anonymous No.]

>altare commissioned his emotes BEFORE HE DEBUTED
holy shit dude

[Anonymous No.]

I played League fairly regularly for like 3 years and I never got above gold. Same thing with CSGO and Starcraft 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592810
I figured this felt like a STARS thing,imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592810
Maybe only Gen 5 because of the death of the pink triangle, gens like 4 basically haven't done anything with each other since Coco left, Myth has been running on fumes since the off collab. Stars just seem like they have natural (male) camaraderie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592853

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592810
I remember gen 5 being pretty close, especially with the whole aloe thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592844
Think he had the foresight to make a demon lord one?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, why doesn't Youtube have a feature to allow emotes from other channels with permission? It is so weird to see a concert on the Hololive channel with all black and white in chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592908
He just said he didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592908
>No Regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592952
Damn, walked away for a second and missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper permissions

[Anonymous No.]

the only emote that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592844
>>32592908
It's the same for most of them probably. They lacked the foresight on what their charcters/memes would be. Axel can't get the "Ayo" emote now because he never saw that it would become that big.

[Anonymous No.]

SHOTA ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>Kobo Altare straight shota
Let's GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592844
>Schedules are the same format each week for max efficiency
>Commissions emotes before debut
>Streams 6 times a week minimum
>Literally watches 60% of all stars streams, even Hololive streams too
I called that this guy would be a stream monster like a week after debut.

[Anonymous No.]

shota x hag the way I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592853
Hardstuck gold in sc2 is tragic. You just need to learn a build order and you end up in at least diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

Onee shota, just the way I like it

[Anonymous No.]

I missed something about SEXO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593103
>>32593114
>>32593139
Roberu would like to know Leader's location

[Anonymous No.]

>altare/loli kobo: i sleep
>onee kobo/shota altare: REAL SHIT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593103
>>32593114
DON'T LET MORI SEE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone recall what classes they're planning for the DnD?
Magni - Warlock
Axel - Rogue
Altair - Paladin
Was that it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593123
Leader has the most experience as a 'traditional' vtuber right?

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't he use his blanks, they refresh every floor

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES IT TAKES TWO

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the art
https://twitter.com/Raggumba/status/1567140448195719168
Holy shit this Kobo is hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>leader refuses to play it takes two
every vtuber i've seen has played this, does he hate it that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593253
Something like that, with Axel leaning towards Arcane Trickster, and Altare was debating between Paladin and Cleric

[Anonymous No.]

cute that he wants to play more games with axel… nice leader thinking about including everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593157
Worse, that was back in 2010 when there were a ton of casual newbies playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593253
Magni - Warlock
Axel - Arcane trickster? Horizon walker?
Altere - Cleric/Paladin (something with faith-based magic)

[Anonymous No.]

> Leader will never play old games cuz of “Muh graphics”

He needs corrective rape ASAP! But can Altare ever be raped or I will die trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593334
Questionable physiognomy but Kobo sexo

[Anonymous No.]

North Elysium ping hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593398
>Muh graphics
Really? He's playing pixelshit right now

[Anonymous No.]

>refuses to play older games because muh grafix
>playing shit Riot games
>now saying he hates it takes two
there's almost no redemption for him at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593398
He needs boomer correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593334
I want gyaru Kobo to demand I call her oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

Axel was in Sora's chat. Nice message, thanks I guess

[Anonymous No.]

Oh to be a grape put into Altare’s mouth and eaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593342
No idea why he blatantly said he don't plans on playing it. Maybe it's because of the game's theme?
You play as a couple almost going through a divorce and the consequences that has on their daughter. Some rrats says that he didn't have the better environment growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593456
earlier in the stream when he talked about streaming HL: Alyx he said it's his first HL game and that he's avoided the others because of their older graphics. Scroll up a bit to see /MANS/ collective resentment to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593456
refered to old 3d games, i bet he would die if he played gothic

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593491
What he say?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she keep sending hundreds of dollars to them every day what is wrong with her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593398
I would say Nowa should correct him, but he'd probably enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593460
If you didn't play League in seasons 1-3 you're either not white or too old to be wasting time watching Vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>Those fucking EEKs
DONT DO THAT TO HIM BRO

[Anonymous No.]

Oh damn, Nidhogg is perfect for the Shiny Spicy duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593491
Was he talkind about leader's small dick again?

[Anonymous No.]

>stealing Magni's "eek!" bit

[Anonymous No.]

SASUGA OIL BARONESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593460
HE NEEDS RAPE CORRECTION! IT'S THE ONLY WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593598
>stealing
more like mocking

[Anonymous No.]

>Hates It Takes Two
>Doesn't suck Half Life's cock
Hero is truly the most based of the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Those were actually decent suggestions

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593456
The game's artstyle is pixel but it's obviously modern with good looking UI, effects and lighting. There's a difference between that and actually old shitty looking pixel game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593562
>>32593597
1:04:27 デビューしてから5周年本当におめでとうございますそら先輩!!Thankyou for your hard work always!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593575
or maybe I just don't like bad games

[Anonymous No.]

SC with good game advice, how rare

[Anonymous No.]

The thing about Vesper is that he's just a great role model, with life experience to back it up. I've never had anybody in my life I could actually get to know and look up to in this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593649
That's nice

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I’m sick of this. How are we ganging up on Altare to give him the rape correction he so clearly needs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593626
Reminds me how Magni had planned to play that one flavor of the month cat game but decided not to because everyone in holopro was playing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593626
Finally someone hates it takes two as much as I do. It’s boring multiplayer game and this is coming from a guy who always like playing duo games with my partner

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't going insane sometimes good, so you can kill the shadow monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>It ain't me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593649
Cute. Happy 5th anniversary sora-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593762
Altare's dodge chance has to be close to 100% with the way he answers some question

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593654
Nope sorry, not an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593698
we can’t anon, he will rape us instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593762
I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON, SON

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593762
The polite way of saying “shut the fuck up lol”

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593762
He ain't no senators son

What the fuck happened to my captcha, what's that dark void taking over the rest of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593762
>I ain't fortunate sons

[Anonymous No.]

how is he so good as misdirecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593762
qrd? I was pissing and hear him saying this but didn't catch what he was replying to

[Anonymous No.]

>if we ever do payday
Haven't they already done payday? Am i going insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593698
capture his guildmates then blackmail him to either go through the rape correction he desperately need or all of his guildmates will be killed. Hopefully his demon powers aren’t strong enough yet to just kill us all and save his mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593565
Lots of disposable income? Must be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593886
someone said that there was a don’t starve together mod of the myth girls and he said “i don’t think i’m gonna play that because… it ain’t me”

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593670
same... I can see now why people say idols can change their lives now. Absolutely love this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593565
She has no BF obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593910
Yeah, they did it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594001
Oh, amazing answer. I thought he was talking about Holocure and was like "eh, it's fine, Aruran played it and had fun".

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593788
Using that max DEX

[Anonymous No.]

>if anyone wants to do a 3D model I would use it
Way to go leader

[Anonymous No.]

He wants to go full LA CREATIVIDAD so bad…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594205
SMOL TEMPUS PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

more FUCKING poptarts

[Anonymous No.]

It's just been a month, calm down with your 3D dreams a bit. Some holos don't even have a single new outfit after a year+, let alone 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>breakfast poptart
I will fix his shitty diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594299
Holostars will say fuck it and do it live.
He's probably a 9 hour flight from Vesper, they could easily do an offcollab in 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594243
Nah, I want someone to take Altare's idea and do SlenderTempus, with them all stretched to like gangly 8-foot tall monstrosities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594299
Only Irys because she wants a complete redesign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594299
You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594381
The real Yaoi phenotype

[Anonymous No.]

>good boy! good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593670
Probably THE role model for the ENs while you also chase your own dreams. Tempus and the HoloENs who interact with him are truly blessed.
It's like Rikka for StarsJP, though he's a bit more chill.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons he's talking about the apartheid, can he do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>mandela effect
I swear Magni did a second Passepartout stream…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594299
We all know who are you talking about,but isnt it because of some issues with the model?They are gonna redesign it no?I dont see Tempus running into the same issue except for maybe magni with the glove cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594505
THERE WAS NEVER A SECOND PASSEPARTOUT STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594510
Some of the stars waited years for a 3D, and they live in Japan to access the studio.
Unless they go the VRchat route it will be a while, unless covid actually fucks off for real

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you guys remember a place called Pompeii?
N-not personally, no...

[Anonymous No.]

>Pompeii
>Greek city

[Anonymous No.]

ABAYO LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

>Pompeii
which tempus member would be most likely to bite the dust like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594299
Well, it wouldn't be a dream if it was something easy to adchieve. Even Nowa has mentioned wanting to do 3D even if it takes like 3 years from now.
I don't see the problem with wanting to do stuff like this and talking about all of the projects the boys want to do because they are really happy to be part of holopro and it really shows.
Sorry that the Irys situation hurted you this badly, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594641
abayo underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594299
>Holos
I'm sorry to say I genuinely don't care about women who don't even interact with Stars. I care about Pochi-sensei more compared to those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594656
>Dying while jerking off
The best way to die

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594656
We all know it's Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>reddit
Not /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594704

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594678
But Stars are holos too...

[Anonymous No.]

>everything reminds me of him
damn, finally a good superchat

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594704
beautiful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594704
Romans drew phalluses everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594612
Japan is opening up. By next year it'll prob be fine. And Stars have to wait more because they need to stabilize first. They had no direction until around the middle of 2020 after Kaoru quitted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594656
Axel kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594704
Yes, the word "fascinating" is derived from the Latin word "fascinus". Do not look it up!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594800
glad to see that aspect of humanity hasn’t changed much at all over the years

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong if I think Altare's morning streams are the most BFE of all of Tempus so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594848
I looked it up.
It's... fascinating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594704

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594915
No, you're just in love with Leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594758
I can't contain my desire to spit on you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594915
hard to fall in love with someone with such shit taste as his honestly

[Anonymous No.]

ANIME WAS A MISTAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595015
His tastes are shit but he's a cute little zoomer so it's just a matter of forcible reeducation, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595015
I... I agree

[Anonymous No.]

you could literally hear the lie in his voice there

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: The Latin word for "woman" (femina) literally means "thighs".

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE WAS A VRCHAT E-BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>32594984
Stars are Holos and you can do nothing about it, they're part of the family
*opens mouth*

[Anonymous No.]

I still don’t get how /vt/ has given Altare the pass for being a normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>VRChat eboy
I'm scared of the answer but... what does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, I actually saw an emperor penguin documentary not long ago.
Some do steal others babies from eachother just because they couldn't make a baby of their own which is kinda sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595160
He's...nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595160
I can fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595163
ELARPer

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595160
I can make him worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595182
*I can make him worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595119
Femur is the bone, not thighs itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595160
Nowa will fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595160
He's got normalfag taste but he's a freaking weirdo behaviour wise.

Please don't hurt me Leader I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595215
>>32595224
We are...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595215
>>32595224
now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595190
I see, if that was the case I don't think he would've auditioned for Holostars, he would have more success in the other company

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595273
If altare can make the boomer play zoomer games, I hope Nowa can make him play old games.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare probably doesn’t even watch hentai

[Anonymous No.]

scary

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595401
evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595401
LEADER KOWAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595401
why is he so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595370
Too busy living it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Haha guys speaking of facts, I got a pretty interesting fact. Did you guys remember the place called Auschwitz? Look up the red cross holocaust numbers. mhm mhm.

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking face makes it seem like he's not gone anywhere and is observing us silently
>captcha HAWK08

[Anonymous No.]

i just noticed his model is breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595401
>>32595446
>>32595496
HOT

[Anonymous No.]

SHE WAS MORE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN
FROM A MOVIE SCENE
I SAID I DONT MIND BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I AM THE ONE
WHO WOULD DANCE
ON THE FLOOR
IN THE ROUND
SHE TOLD ME HER NAME WAS BILLIE JEAN
AS SHE CROSSED THE SCENE
THEN EVERY HEAD TURNED WITH EYES THAT DREAM OF BEING THE ONE
PEOPLE ALWAYS TOLD ME BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO
AND DONT GO AROUND BREAKING YOUNG GIRLS HEARTS
nothing happened on the second of september.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595539
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the model moving without him being here yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595539
Are you breathing?

[Anonymous No.]

Did he drop Eva?
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595539
They usually do that when in idle

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595512
Did you know about U.S.S.Liberty?

[Anonymous No.]

i jut notice his huge ass ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595603
No..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595401
The face he makes before he rapes your oshi
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Altare gets a pass for being a normalfag because those "normal" interests are the thin veneer of sanity that keep him from being a genuine danger to society.

[Anonymous No.]

JWU did i miss anything interesting from Leaders stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>he has earrings

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595719
Actual truth. He's a "normalfag" because if he wasn't, he'd be in prison right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595681
I prefer Kronii to this

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE IS A FUCKING E-BOY WHOREEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595757
earrings are cool bro, link has earrings, all the cool kids back when i was in elementary school as a kid said so

[Anonymous No.]

do you own jewelry, /mans/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595401
stop it leader… why are you smiling at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595757
He has one earring. He said he had both ears pierced but one closed up and he just left it.

[Anonymous No.]

good morning /mans/ i took my meds today and i feel great
i wish i woke up for the start of altare's stream though

[Anonymous No.]

He is trying to be relatable to female viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

I knew his roommate wears earrings already, but I still hope it spawns some fanart because I swear to god guys with earrings are one hell of a kink for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595848
only a bland earring to keep my piercing hole open

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595857
>link also has an earring on one ear in some incarnations
altare is genuinely the hero of our world.
its just that his special power is a devil trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595848
Just a watch, right now.

Sometimes I own rings but I gotta get them resized.

[Anonymous No.]

my god man you can go piss if you need to

[Anonymous No.]

>EVA
>Half-Life
>It Takes Two
You know these are all very normalfriend and typical tastes for a lot of people that are even remotely online. I hate seeing people act like this are some hidden gems or absolute perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595848
my grandfather's golden navy cross
(hes a lucky one that didnt get turned gay being on a boat for months and had my grandmother at home)

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596020
yeah, in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Earrings are fine. In the nose or anywhere else is awful looking.
I kinda wanted to get earrings but probably won't because it scares me to pierce my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595848
I own a jade bead bracelet cause SEAfag shit. I have four sets of earrings that I switch out for fashion and two rings I wear on the regular. (one is a silicone sportswear ring, but that counts anyways)

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595848
I own a F-91W with a silicone strap because fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595848
i have a gold chain necklace that hugs my neck and isn’t super flashy

[Anonymous No.]

somewhere out there
one of you fuckers imagined being in the shower with this man
confess.
which one of you was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>stream mafia
Shilling Kronii?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596209
it was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596239
He did told her he would shill it

[Anonymous No.]

I want leader to pump and dump me.. He's so hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596243
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596209
it was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32595927

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596118
I really like my Casio watch also, its and LA-11W

[Anonymous No.]

How come goes on walk at 3am AND wakes up early in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596239
Did you watch the DBD stream? He told her that he would shill her song after he shills top of the world. The mad man is still doing it until this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596337
SEEEEEX
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>altare is like link but real
>he's even trained in fighting
we need to teach altare to use a sword irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596374
He's an insomniac

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596209
Oh absolutely, those arms with water running down them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596209
I don't have to imagine, I've already done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596374
His sleep schedule is as fucked up as he is

[Anonymous No.]

>we thought we were going to be hated
leader...
I like you and your guild's content.

[Anonymous No.]

>We thought we were going to be hated
I mean, that's fair since almost no one wanted them pre-debut, but now everyone loves them so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>He thought they are going to be hated, because they are different
I like you blue boy because you are different

[Anonymous No.]

>still lives with his family, is afraid to sing due to it, only leaves the house for his 3am walks
He and Nowa need to get an apartment together...

[Anonymous No.]

As for Altare as a normies, he's someone you see a lot in the con scene, a wellish off asian dude who parties with a group of friends and has anime adjacent interests and a big competitive gaming side.


There's a non-zero chance he's been a maid in a maid cafe at a late night panel.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw I was the one who told him that applying for holostars wasn't a risk

[Anonymous No.]

I love how he does a coin flip all the time, like hes LARPing as Harvey Dent or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596629
his anime taste may be normal but his personality is very interesting.
i mean who goes on walks at 3am looking for trouble in america, where you could get shot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596659
Thanks, Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596659
thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596703
>looking for trouble
Anon.. He's looking for his next victim..

[Anonymous No.]

ZOMBOIDED

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE STREAM YOUR FUCKING ZOMBOID GAMES YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596727
>>32596755
?
what about the bullet?

[Anonymous No.]

SEASON 2 LETS GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596793
Jesus fuck he actually answered

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596655
He seemed completely on board with the idea of a VR butler cafe, so there's a fair chance

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596836
I forgot he brought up the idea of a VR butler cafe... jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to cum on Altare's face.

[Anonymous No.]

lol
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1567175886499094528

[Anonymous No.]

>tune into aruran after leader
>he named one of his cult members after a grey name in chat
aruran loves all his viewers and reads all messages if you wanna watch him. give him a good ole' ganbare or suki or something.
izuru roberu and temma are live with raft too if you want more raft content

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597055
I want to cum on Altare’s cute face!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597069
LMAOOOOOO MAJIN LITERALLY GOT HIMSELF
oga is compatible with oga..

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597055
Post cum tribute or GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>"these guys aren't what male vtubers are in the current sphere" so we thought we were going to be hated
>male vtubers are in the current sphere
What did he meant by this

[Anonymous No.]

>no streams until Altare streams AGAIN tonight
Why do they all hate streaming already bros???

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597227
Nowa is too busy monopolizing everyones time with Zomboid

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597227
they burned out... too many streams that went over an hour...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597069
I want to see the reactions of unicorn getting holostars instead of their oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597191
That most male vtubers are fujobaiting faggots

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right he promised to sneak one of these likes in..

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597524
Axel you dumbo just use the bookmarks feature

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597071
WTF??? Where are they?? What's this place?? RAFT has a futuristic civilization?
Lore?? What the fuck??

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597524
I want to sneak my "like" in too, ngl....

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597227
Nowa it's giving these damned brats Zomboid correction right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>altare and nowa played zomboid together last night
i bet altare was having the time of his LIFE fantasizing about them being the last two people alive in the world

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder that Mori is on topic here because she is now officially adopted by Tempus as one of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597765
holy shit shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597763
oh he absolutely was. that man at the end of the session, said goodnight, left discord call and immediately jerked off to his fantasy of nowa oji and him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597763
>>32597823
Yandere’s are kind of cute eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597191
They did the bold move of not being fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597607
Just grow fat fucking titties and cosplay a gatcha babe. Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>765
Fucking retard, it didn't work with the rrat, it didn't work with the zombie and sure as fuck won't work with the wigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597524
based taste

[Anonymous No.]

missed mags' subnautica marathon, so I'm 2xing through it now to prepare for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598166
leader is cute! ill never be the target of his obsessions, but a guy can dream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597765
She will always be a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598384
No me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598435
What did anonymous mean by this...?

[Anonymous No.]

People will still draw him butt fucking Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597607
Just cosplay as genderbent Axel, he even has a mask that you can replicate if you don't want to show your face. I'm surprised no one has done it with all the genderbet art going around.

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
_________________
>Commandments Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/393GUHfa

Just in case for Dead Hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598621
No one can resist the Magussy. Magni is made to be bred, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598627
Some girl cosplayed as Magni in a renaissance fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598627
>tfw that's the reason why they kept promoting genderbent fan art

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598627
>loose pants over tight body suit
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598709
Yeah, I remembered it right before you replied. Fuck I don't even have the image saved.. it was pretty good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598808
>>32598709
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598979
leader... easy on the pop tarts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598979 (me)
forgot the sauce https://twitter.com/TsukikoIchinose/status/1558553328707112960

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598979
Yeah, that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598979

[Anonymous No.]

vesper stream doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599072
It's his day off, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598979
dios mio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599116

[Anonymous No.]

THIS FUCKING WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599116
im lost in time apparently

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUU I MISS NOWA OJI AH AH AH

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599116
Correction its his private Zomboid day with Leader

[Anonymous No.]

mondays and tuesdays are pain for vesties.... we can get through it... papa doko...

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS MY DADDY AAAAAAAAA PAPA DOKOOOOOO ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡ WHERES NOWAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599499
>>32599609
vesties… i’m sorry…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599461
I mean, they always play games together off stream since they actually like eachother a lot. I think in the Raft stream Magni said he went to bed at the same time as Nowa because they were playing games together after that kino Zomboid stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599016
Holy shit, she's always in the chats of the boys. Based cosplayer bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

nowa... he hates us vesties... he hates us! he doesnt love us anymore!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599754
abandoned by my father... again.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599826
he really hates us... he despises us!! what do i do, vestie? i miss vespapa!!!! ;_____;

[Anonymous No.]

Calm down you fucking drama queens.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/keenbiscuit/status/1567203388903026693

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599754
Oh god, Vesties... Look what Nowa tweeted about you...

[Anonymous No.]

saplings need to stop pushing their abandonment fetish onto my uncle

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599890
he really has hated us since the beginning..he finds his vesties insufferable!! ;_____;; I hate him... but I love him and I can't keep away!! uuuuuuuuuu I miss Nowaaaa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599964
i can’t believe he said this…

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599654
>Farewell, sons...

>Hm? Vespy?
>...Vespy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599891
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN MY PAPA ABANDONED ME AGAIN..... UUUuuuuuUUUUUuuuuuuu HE HATES USSSSS (ﾉД`)ｼｸｼｸ VESPAPA HATES US
>>32599964
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32600032
;____; if he hated us from the start, i wish he said it right away!!! now im too attached and i miss my dad uuuuuuu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599964
he hates us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600093
everyone goes into a panic afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

Why are vesplings like this....

[Anonymous No.]

I’d rather read tempus hardcore gay fucking than...whatever is going on here

[Anonymous No.]

Leader’s yandere ASMR… where is it…

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600256
I love my father and when I don't physically see/hear him, I get super anxious. I need to know he won't ever abandon me uuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600423
Go back with your mom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599964
he hates leader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600158
SHUT THE FUCK UP! GODDAMN, I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH, FRANKLY YOU DESERVE TO BE ABANDONED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600256
CAUSE HE HATES US!!! uuuuUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584921
too many sex jokes
too many drug jokes
too many gay jokes
they actually removed some of the trans jokes/missions funnily enough
they just don't make games like this anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597765
She’s only on-topic when she is on stream, now fuck off because she is currently off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587948
>before debut
thought they would be like Nijisanji
>debut
cautiously optomistic
>now
they are my bros and I will ride and die for them.

[Anonymous No.]

vesties are in shambles because vesper doesnt stream on collab days or tuesdays..

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600494
But she's not live either!!!! uuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600630
Why are you responding to stale bait, dumbass. Plus she and the HoloEN girls are NEVER on topic, they're only allowed when mentioned directly by name on stream, if not fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what your precious father is doing right now, vesties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600850
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600857
YAMEROOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties cry because they miss nowa but I cry because I still don't have my chupado collab.

[Anonymous No.]

MOMMY?
PAPA?

[Anonymous No.]

idk why vesties cry and stuff like when vesper isnt streaming but i guess ill join in or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600928
:’( pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>32600850
The fuck are u talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>A dozen Vesties sitting in front of a screen
>Vesper's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa NoooooWAAAA uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Nowa!"
>"Alright Vesties, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Vesties start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Nowa!" "Thank you Uncle Nowa!" "I love you Nowa!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Vesties each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"N-Nowa!? Where are you? Nowa!?" "Nowa doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my uncle! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Vesties begin to aimlessly search for Vesper
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Vesties succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S UNCLE!?" "I- I- I MISS NOWA!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Vesties become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, tugging at their hair, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY NOWA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD VESTIE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "NOWAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Vesties still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Vesties yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u uncle nowa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vesper's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their broshi rouses the Vesties from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vesper appears onscreen
>"Hello, good morning everybody. I am your host, Vesper Noire, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English."
>The Vesties, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"NOWA!" "UNCLE NOWA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Vesties take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>32600761
Honestly I appreciate the breaks, it gives me enough time to catch up on sleep and other work. I just hope that Uncle Nowa is resting well during his no-stream days. Don't want him to burn out, after all.

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>>32601003
Everytime I read a post with Axel on it, I just imagine him saying it. It doesn't help that his fans speak like him too.

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Vesties when their dad goes out for dumpster diving and never comes back

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>>32601101
ayo just stop thinking and shitpost more, man

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whoever took altare's first time is so lucky...

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>>32600567
He wouldn't dare!

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>>32601169
Whoever stole his virginity was a CHEATING WHORE.

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>>32601101
? i dont think we talk any different man i think we all talk pretty much the same, right? i know vesties either crytype or write well or sum shit but axelotls dont type any differently

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>>32599891
>>32600959
off topic?

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I love this cute father and son dynamic

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>>32601048
kek'd. this is great anon lmao

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>>32601259

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>>32601259
We are not like /hlgg/, shut up

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>>32601003
In Axel speak it goes "Nooooooo Vesperrrr, you can't leave us all in shambles like this Vesperrrr!!!

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two sadistic murderers hanging out

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>>32601356
This isn’t your pissoup retard. Stay on topic

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>>32601444
this was one of the best minecraft moments, maybe the best

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>>32601488
its the way that altare just pops in out of nowhere, sets up a pig on a noose and magni adds the bonfire that makes it so fucking funny.

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>>32601460
Did you hear about that city being built in Saudi Arabia that looks like something from a science fiction movie?

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I rarely watch clips since I just watch the entire streams but how are the boys doing clip wise?
Clips are a huge part of holopro, especially since is kinda free promotions. I have seen a few clips being recommended to me about the boys but nothing too huge.

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>>32601488
altare has pretty good comedic timing when it comes to physical comedy it seems

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>>32601488
honestly leader showing magni how to actually do more sadistic ways to torture was sweet (despite how fucked up it was) he was so excited and happy kek
though leader's hanging pig kinda died at least the hanging chicken works

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>>32601610
If I played minecraft I’d make something like this

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>>32601610
Holy fucking shit, I bet you could buy a fucking monkey there!

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>>32601460
A FUCKING MONKEY

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>>32601444
Magni is like one of those accomplices that goes along with all the sadistic torture and murder for a year but turns on the mastermind because he tried to kill some cute girl that smiled at him once or something

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>>32601610
Imagine all the tropical mosquitos inside your office skyscraper

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What is this compatibility test that I see some of you posting here?

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>>32601460

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Almond? Almond

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altnowa? altnowa!

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>>32601924
almond!

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>>32601960
altnowa!

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>>32602064
altnowa!

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>>32601048
Wait...why does this sound familiar..a-are we just the saplings of StarsEN

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>>32602157
Yes you pathetic little daddy issues child
Now hurry up and get groomed

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>>32602157
Yeah I think we are. Altare and Axel are obsessed with Nowa and don't want to be abandoned by him, and so are Vesties...

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>>32602157
>More than a half of vesties are actual saplings

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>>32601066
Cult of the gramps...

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>>32602123
YEA!!

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almond love!

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saplings are a bunch of narcissists

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>>32602483
Almond love!