/nasfaqg/

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - we are bad at football edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (whore love) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>>>32395118

[Anonymous No.]

whoa I stumbled across this bulletin today, this is so informative
I must invest in this fund

[Anonymous No.]

>>32557174
>money thread

[Anonymous No.]

based OP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

dead game dead thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>32571031
Stop bumping the thread then. It will die faster that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32571230
no you see i have created conversation with reverse psychology dumdum

[Anonymous No.]

>>32571311

[Anonymous No.]

>>32571031
nasfaq is clearly not the same after the complete domination of the BIG PLANS fund, I should have invested in them while it was still under a billion

[Actual BIGPLANS Customer No.]

I bought the SIZEABLE MACHINATIONS fund and now my oshi is real!

[Anonymous No.]

these big plans posts seem kinda sketchy...

[unsatisfied BIGPLANS customer No.]

>>32577043
the post above yours is a lie. I bought the ENLARGED PROJECTS fund an hour ago and
wait there is someone at the door let me see who it is before finishing my review

[Anonymous No.]

>>32577092
a-anon? you ok? anon??

[satisfied BIGPLANS customer No.]

>>32577158
I am fine!
Top kek! Zozzle! Am I right my fellow four channelers???
Anyway, buy BIG PLANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>32577354
hmm... well, I guess it couldn't hurt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32577473
Don't check the noises in your bathtub, there are no pool parties in your bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32577692
I wish Shion was in my bathtub, mocking me for how dirty it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>32563498
bump

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32548273
Reposting for visibility, thanks for the ones so far!
Are there any frustrations/improvements people want to list (betting or otherwise) so I can note them down to work on?
-trial dev

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
That was probably just me being a retard, but it took me a few months to discover the autotrader. Maybe give a bit more info on where to find it in info?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
You said you were going to add something that shows how much taxes you're paying per cycle ages ago, how about finally adding that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
I wish to buy larger quantities of funds because BIG PLANS is on the rise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
How much longer until minigames get added... Fishing doko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32584949
we need fishes before we can fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
My biggest frustration would be how slow the updates are and how both the ideas and feedbacks feels like they're going to the void. Yes, they're being noted but in the end, just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32585350
I'm sure you can catch a bunch of whores without adding fishes

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>Rurudo :: $36,501.86
>Ollie :: $3,977.31
>Izuru :: $2,792.97

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Gura :: -$18,184.79
>Miko :: -$15,973.46
>Suisei :: -$15,377.77

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,519.14
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,392.06
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,149.81

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

ok mutual fund friends, question, do you guys even sell your shares? the actual growing ones, if yes, what metric did you use? % or gains?

[Anonymous No.]

Electrum Corporation is now public

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Morning Review.

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAA:: $AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAA:: $AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAA:: $AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA (AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA)
>AAAAAAAAAAA :: -$AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAA :: -$AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :: -$AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Overall AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is -$AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Average AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is $AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[Anonymous No.]

>>32587710
>selling something that infinitely grows in value
of course nobody is doing this, there is virtually no situation where you gain anything from selling a fund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587710
Pretty much this >>32588348, except when I run out of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588333

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583932
If only I could buy funds en masse, I’m missing out on the BIG PLANS big money

[Anonymous No.]

I think all the posts promoting Big Plans are from the same guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590085
No big plans is the greatest bestiest most goodest fund ever even better than my fund so you should buy his fund right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590085
>>32590414
Yes that’s right my measly fund pales in comparison to the BIG PLANS machine

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck happened to rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590085
Honestly the Big Plans customer reviews have me sold that this is the fund of the future. Sadly I'm only at 6k liquid.

[Anonymous No.]

How retarded am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590964
List a 2 hour auction and I will fund your Big Plans fund purchase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32590818
she streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591175
Thank you for the offer, but ill attempt getting some liquid on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591133
you're ogey, but you can multicoin more on myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>32587710
yes, buy them when theyre cheap, sell when their fund hits a wall at 3bil networth or they seeming go afk
reinvest in cheaper fast growing funds

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592385
Surely nobody is this retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>32591561
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

hello my big money cheque is being deferred i dont know why
>The fund must be in good standing (positive net worth) and not own any coins in order to be dissolved

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592926
wait one more day

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592926
You have to wait -1 more days.

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592926
funds dissolve at the same time as fund trades go through, not reset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32593149
thank you sir have this

[Anonymous No.]

>all this fucking red
Explain this Honkler

[Anonymous No.]

>>32592662
if investing dead money at 0% growth back into growing money is retarded then im retarded, you can hold those bags forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>32588333
Please don't ruin my gag by attaching a wojak to it. Have a bit more respect than that.

[Anonymous No.]

Dota 2

[Anonymous No.]

The deed is done and my autism is exhausted for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597551
I like this, housekeeping is the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>32597551
Are those real emails

[Anonymous No.]

>>32598077
I'm currently fighting with the email server so it might take a bit until they become real

[Anonymous No.]

>>32596073
Pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>32599753

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1566998734399229954
Aki's coming back soon!

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any /nasf/ag/s around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606007
I mean, somewhat. I can appreciate a fair amount chubbiness. And the corruption aspect is hot. But a mountain of fat will never be attractive to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606007
I don't understand people who find obesity attractive. I get liking someone in spite of them being fat, not actively seeking someone fat as your partner

[Anonymous No.]

when the fuck did this happen...it's ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606589
Can't believe Tampa is dead... He was very old, but still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606589
tampers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606589
Tampa love. It feels like it has only been a few days since I heard his beautiful voice.

[Anonymous No.]

For niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>32609391
>[Deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32609520
Nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

6 LETTERS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32611837
In the ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32611918
IN REAL LIFE
I'M GOING TO WEAR HIS SKIN AS A COAT LIKE THE ANCIENT IRISH DID

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606007
everyday haachama gets a bit larger pls buy our fund

[Anonymous No.]

>>32611837
i wish we could swap, but haato keeps spiking and suisei keeps dipping
its mori all over again

[Anonymous No.]

did all the big funds/players go to sleep for a day or something
these flat wiggly graphs is something you normally see of something like rushia

[Anonymous No.]

forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
Let us specify which transactions our tax credits go and don't go with our auto trader, onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32612119
Haachama WILL lose weight and you WILL be proud of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32615360
i encourage her working out not for her to get healthy but so she can get all hot and sweaty, maybe get some kino out of breath panting like marine, bit of snot or vomit as bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>32606589
How the fuck did this happen, it shouldn't have happened with both 10xing

[Anonymous No.]

>>32614037
>>32614100
As Expected
>Aki was down a lot, and she's coming back, her graph is picking up
>Gura/Suisei down a lot, graph is going up
Crab Coins
>Azki only up 5%
>Aqua only up 3%
>Kronii only down 1%
Already Expensive
>Fubuki only down 10%
>Botan only down 1%, graph reflects retards buying the dip and the greedy selling some more
I see nothing out of the ordinary here.
>>32618333
I have no idea. I was under the impression M stopped, but I kept 10x-ing anyways. I think I took one day off, but I already had a 3000 coin lead. I am angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32620627
Welcome to the zhonked club.

[Anonymous No.]

all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32620627
I distinctly remembered that you got like 3.6k lead on me when i started to x10 again after the agreement. I'm just as surprised as you.

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32620627
even when the coins are at their average theres normally some buys/sells
i guess were all out of grugs and the newfags have been listening

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 70,432,218, a change of 1.74% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 951,787.0. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 303 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 57):
>Baelz :: +11.3%
>Ina'nis :: +9.8%
>Matsuri :: +7.7%
>Okayu :: +7.3%
>Iroha :: +7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 17):
>Rurudo :: -15.1%
>Izuru & Choco :: -12.1%
>Rikka :: -10.6%
>Ollie :: -7.4%
>Vesper :: -6.9%

1 coin (Miko) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $222,475.55 liquid to start with. This is a change of -4.18% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $1,679,805,394,996.80, a change of -8.47% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $23,849.96. There are 18 coins with a value above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 6 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 38):
>Rurudo :: +159.4%
>Izuru :: +28.8%
>Rikka :: +22.3%
>Ollie :: +15.1%
>Pekora :: +14.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 36):
>Miko :: -39.8%
>Flare :: -30.1%
>Choco :: -27.4%
>Subaru :: -27%
>Gura :: -25.8%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $153,262,015,117, a difference of 0.38% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $6,411,118,560.09, a change of 4.3% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>Rurudo & Choco :: +16.7%
>Chloe :: +5.8%
>Iofi :: +3.1%
>Kovalskia :: +2.8%
>Aki :: +1.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>12 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>0 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>57 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $744.82 Down :: -$7,448.23 from adj.
>Okayu :: $700.73 Up :: $7,007.32 from adj.
>Ina'nis :: $581.16 Up :: $5,811.55 from adj.
>Miko :: $570.19 Up :: $5,701.88 from adj.
>Gura :: $556.36 Up :: $5,563.56 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>AZKi :: $0.72 Down :: -$7.20 from adj.
>Aqua :: $1.93 Up :: $19.33 from adj.
>Botan :: $1.99 Up :: $19.89 from adj.
>Coco :: $2.46 Up :: $24.65 from adj.
>Kronii :: $2.60 Up :: $26.03 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $113.95 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $162.17 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$112.33 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to remind you to remind you to remind you to

[Anonymous No.]

>>32627741
But Doctor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
Tempus icons on the sidebar

[Anonymous No.]

>>32612106
AAAAIIIEEEEE I SET IT TO X10 AS A JOKE AND FORGOT TO REMOVE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>32635346

[Anonymous No.]

>>32635346
Too late. He WILL visit your home soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>32635346
dont larp as me, unless youre the ringochad who only x10d for the screenshot in which case chamao

[Anonymous No.]

>>32632569
turn off "no males" in your settings
if youve done it before its one of those weird settings that refreshes everytime you login, refresh or restart pc sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>32583156
Funds tax credit

[Anonymous No.]

night, /nasfaq/!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32640752
>>32642299
Duality of nasfaq

[Anonymous No.]

>>32625358
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>$16,000
take me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>32642299
>>32640752

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-st2zEWwTMU
Mel Mahjong Soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>32645131
>tfw all but 2 of these players are dead

[Anonymous No.]

L M A O

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32655036
yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32645131
AAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE FAGS WHO VOTED FOR INFLATION. THE DREAM IS DEAD I SAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32655188
??? regardless of that poll coins prices are down across the board. Seems like we got deflation rather than inflation. She has a high base price because she released good music videos that still get views even if she doesn't stream.

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>Rurudo :: $22,621.25
>Aqua :: $6,513.77
>Marine :: $4,557.10

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Hololive :: -$11,960.93
>Ayame :: -$11,759.87
>Korone :: -$8,545.07

Overall Average Adjustment is -$482.69
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,127.20
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,814.26

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals and...haven't I just been in this place before?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if the game considers 13K+ to be Aki's new normal price, and it's making me nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>32657117
>>Marine :: $4,557.10

[Anonymous No.]

>>32658448
If you didn't shill Aki so hard this never would have happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>32658888
But it's fun to see people have more Aki in their wallet

[Anonymous No.]

How retarded am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32663852
Why no Botan buy?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe Selen is cute... Maybe tomboys are the way to go...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32666593
Tomboys yes, fat roastie chiggers no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32667516
Not sure where the last half came from but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32666593
you mean, like botan or subaru or kaela orange?
yeah i like those, what does MClongneck have to do with them

[Anonymous No.]

what does any of this have to do with towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>32668531
Sex with Ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>32669631
>eggs
Is this on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32670178
I don't know. Does it even matter, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32668883
Everything ties back to Towa. She has probably collabed with every holo one on one by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32673475
When will Towa collab with Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>32670267
>letterboxed phoneposter screenshot
why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32673585
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32673729
I... I thought it was supposed to be like this....

[Anonymous No.]

>>32673784
did you get jealous we werent talking about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>32675024
you're thinking of someone else, but I'll take this opportunity to post Kanatowa

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>32679089
I wish she'd ride me instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>32679089
Need more Genie Aki art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32679387
Dancer art? I have those
>>32679321
Get on all four, and hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>32679664
I meant the outfit she wears on the cover of Rose of the Lamp, but this is also good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32680345
Oh, gotcha. It's too bad there aren't a lot of these, I like Aki in purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>32679664
>>32680691
>jewish name
>japanese hag
>middle eastern belly dancer outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>32683294
Aki's perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

Risu come to nasfaq I want to fluff your tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>32683967
sex with squirrels sex with squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

>page 10
you know what is also a 10? The 10 billion dollars in net worth that the BIG PLANS fund will achieve later today

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>32696357
>>32701990
stupid shitcoin going to the stupid moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>32706559
Sounds like a skill issue? Have you tried getting good?

[Anonymous No.]

We posting Rurudo?

[Anonymous No.]

Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>32710270
i want to breastfeed baby luna with my dick milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>32710270
Luna my daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>32710889

[Anonymous No.]

>>32710889

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hosting a community AMQ game, get in here: https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: nasfaqg | Password: firefox

Feel free to either use a guest account or make a proper one. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about anonymity. Guests can't talk, so if you'd like to do that then you'll need to make an account.

We will be playing the Battle Royale mode (to start off with at least). You move around with your keyboard's arrow keys and click on things to loot them so that they show up in the quiz pool. You answer with the name of the anime, not the name of the song or artist. If you join mid-match you'll have to spectate, but you'll be able to join as a player after the game is over (games usually last around 15-20 minutes).
These lobbies tend to last a while, so don't be discouraged from joining late.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32715202
you keep doing these out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>32721901
ain't the usual guy, just felt like it

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>that fucking tranny who doxed Gura on twitter is now the face of Internet troon activism
please can someone nuke Silicon Valley already? I want to see it burn asap

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>32728674
Whomst?

[Anonymous No.]

Die

[Anonymous No.]

I offer: funny hats
You offer: loads of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>32735142
do you have pink swirly hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>32735218
no

[Anonymous No.]

I need void glasses, I'll roll for some on Friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>32735823
I can 8 in stock, want one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32735142
Irys horns onegai

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 24)
>Sora :: $3,998.67
>Pochimaru :: $3,726.46
>Subaru :: $3,472.43

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Marine :: -$17,663.61
>Nabi :: -$9,135.31
>Okayu :: -$7,834.92

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,085.37
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,574.79
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,362.25

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>32735995
I'm good, let me suffer from gacha first, then I'll try to buy yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32743520
good luck with that
how much money are you willing to throw into the the gacha?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

die

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25DC6v8oPxo

[Anonymous No.]

This thread shall not die as long as I'm awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>32755470
GO BACK TO SLEEP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32755892
Make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32755992
Ina is streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>32756666
Holodex says she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

Aki comes back tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32759145
Sorry about that she was with me this whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>32759685
Hello, Aki's dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>32759950
that's right I did her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>32760176
What's sex with sirens like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32759950
tight sweaty spats
*sniiifffffff*

[Anonymous No.]

BIG PLANS is now officially the wealthiest fund in nasfaq

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking told you all buying out jew jews auctions would do is make him even more brazen

[Anonymous No.]

>>32763163
They gave him a hand and now he asks for an arm....

[Anonymous No.]

>>32763163
I thought it'd be funny

[Anonymous No.]

strange anti grug trends

[Anonymous No.]

>>32763941
Wait, you haven't heard about it? A bunch of nasfaq players were unhappy with the current market trends and decided to take matters into their own hands. They're now pumping Risu to cause permanent increase in her price. If you're interested, you can google "Risu inflation" for more info on that topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32764539
I googled Risu inflation, and got images of her with a very large belly...

[Anonymous No.]

When are bets for day 4 of divegrass going up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32765332
please post the good ones in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>32765665
We don't care about divegrass anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>32765691
Please don't ban me meidos

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>>32765827
Fuckin UNIT

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>>32765827
uoh

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>>32762457
I’m so glad I invested into BIG PLANS fund!

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>>32762457
Thanks enormous machinations, changed my life

[Anonymous No.]

please kuro-friend
bite be with those cute fangs
rag on my arm like a dog with its favourite bone
consume the flesh
when someone comes near growl at them making it clear its your favourite bone
rrrrrrrrrrrrr
and ill pet your head softly as i bleed out

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I miss Avarice

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>>32768543
yeah, me

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[Anonymous No.]

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>32762457
BIG PLANS big money

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>>32762457
investing in this fund was my greatest choice

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>>32770944
>44
>7:00:00 PM

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now that the queen is dead, what will happen to the lizcord now?

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 63.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 71,619,335, a change of 0.66% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 967,829.0. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 304 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Nabi :: +22.5%
>Ui :: +16.4%
>Syrios :: +11.2%
>Lamy & Baelz :: +5.5%
>Nene :: +5.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 24):
>Pochimaru :: -16.7%
>Izuru :: -8.3%
>Rurudo :: -8%
>Sora :: -6.7%
>Aqua :: -6.3%

2 coins (Shion, Matsuri) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $228,320.39 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.69% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $1,809,391,845,620.34, a change of 0.77% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $25,264.01. There are 17 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 45):
>Hololive :: +18.7%
>Korone :: +14.7%
>Choco :: +14.5%
>Fauna :: +14%
>Miko :: +13%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 29):
>Nabi :: -28.2%
>Marine :: -23.3%
>Roboco :: -17.8%
>Nene :: -14.4%
>Syrios :: -14.2%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $154,321,717,969, a difference of 0.17% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $4,642,447,303.67, a change of 2.4% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 12):
>Chloe :: +3%
>Aki :: +1.5%
>Lui :: +1.2%
>Marine :: +0.7%
>Sora :: +0.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin adjusted red, but is still trending down.
>16 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $495.54 Up :: $5,203.20 from adj.
>Okayu :: $427.51 Up :: $4,488.86 from adj.
>Baelz :: $323.52 Up :: $3,396.97 from adj.
>Lamy :: $321.52 Up :: $3,375.99 from adj.
>Ina'nis :: $318.98 Up :: $3,349.31 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nana :: $2.27 Up :: $23.87 from adj.
>Rikka :: $3.35 Up :: $35.17 from adj.
>Miyabi :: $4.32 Up :: $45.35 from adj.
>Shion :: $4.81 Up :: $50.54 from adj.
>Izuru :: $5.62 Up :: $59.06 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $48.25 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $100.92 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$93.95 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>32773784
stop buying marine please. thank you

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>>32773784
Rushia...

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>>32773941

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>>32774839
Rush..

[Anonymous No.]

>BBB You fucking hack where are the Divegrass bets?
>Also are there bets for Magni's 2k22 stream tonight?
Divegrass Day 4/5/6 is going up right now. I'm even skipping the jokes they'll be back for knockouts.

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All bets for Divegrass this weekend are now up. This covers the entire weekend.
Please also be aware that the All-Cup betting pool closes tomorrow at 6p server time. Obviously it won't be awarded until the end.

Bets will also be live for Magni's 2k22 stream in about 30 minutes.

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>>32784094
Just kidding Magni swapped it for Splatoon 3.

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>>32784094
Based, I was going to ask when will it go live. So tomorrow the "who wins the cup" bet closes, right?

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>>32785185
Yep. Honestly, I should have had it close at the start of Day 5 instead of the end of Day 4, but I can't edit the ending time and can't reopen it once the timer runs out. Honk pls.

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Bump

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bump

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[Anonymous No.]

Aki in 5 hours!

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Aki

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>>32763941
You need not worry anon, move along.

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Aki, without an image

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>>32804566
I imagine Aki having sex with me (she likes it)

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>>32804878
Nice. I imagine Aki playing Subnautica and having fun with the prawn suit

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[Anonymous No.]

The Clown made his own fund

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ohhhh i need to shit

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 17)
>Botan :: $10,987.50
>Amelia :: $8,810.01
>Flare :: $5,149.54

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 57)
>Hololive :: -$16,668.07
>Suisei :: -$11,923.86
>Kanata :: -$9,267.83

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,525.74
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,399.00
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,696.28

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Divegrass in 4 hours.

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My fund owns no Flare because Flare is a terrible investment.

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>>32810453
wow, same

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>>32810453
Diversify your bonds, chocoball

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>>32810453
>Not betting on blondes
Bad market decision, if I'm being entirely honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Bet for 500th goal is up.
Also divegrass: >>32817235

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>still no integrated mahjong game

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I was selling kanata

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>>32823396

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BBB are you going to fix the bet?

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>>32824632
>Fix
What's broken?

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>>32826293
the bet was awarded to the wrong team

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>>32826387
Can't be fixed. I don't even know if refunding works, but I tried.

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>>32735142
How much for the mori crown?

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>>32826949
100k

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>>32827068
might take that once divegrass is done if thats cool

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>>32827187
I'll probably be asleep by then, so remind me tomorrow

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>>32827407
ok I can do it now. I've never bought any thing off of someone before how does this work?

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>>32827439
>you go to "Auctions"
>you click on hat
>you enter the pay
>you click the button on the right

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>>32827628
Sorry I'm blind as shit and didn't see it when I looked there before

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>>32827678
It's okay, you've figured it out

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>>32721901
I try to keep it to the weekend, it's not totally out of nowhere
t. the usual guy

[Anonymous No.]

Mahjong time.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98250

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>>32829859
1 seat left!

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every time every fucking time I try to play mahjong I give up

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>>32830925
Have you considered not being 20 minutes late?

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>>32830925
1 seat left!

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Aki pits

[Anonymous No.]

Profit Margins for Game 7:
>/nepolabo/ - 0.9:1
>/moon/ - 1.5:1
>Draw - 11:1

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less than 10 minutes to bet on the cup winner.

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Thanks for playing with me guys

[Anonymous No.]

Is Nasfaq dead yet?

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>>32838116
It was fun!

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>>32838172
i dont think we play today,so that remains to be seen till tomorrow

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>>32838172
Yes, we're mathematically eliminated from the cup.

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>>32838319
>>32838465
no i mean like the site is dead nobody plays anymore

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>>32838610
People still play it, but we're kind of hibernating. Gacha dailies until the next big update.

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>>32838610
im just doing my dailies desu

[Anonymous No.]

betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 72,387,445, a change of 1.07% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 978,209.0. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 305 days. Can she keep getting away with it?
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 52):
>Nabi :: +12.9%
>Dezmond :: +10.1%
>Ui :: +9.2%
>Ollie :: +6.9%
>Altare :: +6.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 22):
>Pochimaru :: -12.3%
>Mel :: -7.1%
>Melfissa :: -5.8%
>Izuru :: -5.6%
>Rurudo & Flare & Botan :: -5.4%

1 coin (Polka) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $224,147.94 liquid to start with. This is a change of -1.83% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $1,782,231,688,375.20, a change of -1.5% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $24,620.73. There are 18 coins with a value above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 day.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 33):
>Botan :: +37.7%
>Amelia :: +27.8%
>Flare :: +26.6%
>Syrios :: +13.7%
>Mel :: +13%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 41):
>Kanata :: -22.9%
>Pochimaru :: -22.8%
>Sora :: -22.6%
>Hololive :: -20.3%
>Laplus :: -20.1%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $154,659,295,746, a difference of 0.22% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $5,367,686,045.07, a change of 15.6% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 10):
>Sana :: +5.3%
>Marine & Chloe :: +1.5%
>Nabi :: +1.4%
>Mumei :: +1.3%
>Haato :: +0.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>8 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>0 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>59 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Hololive :: $544.98 Up :: $5,449.83 from adj.
>Suisei :: $487.07 Up :: $4,870.72 from adj.
>Okayu :: $411.02 Up :: $4,110.20 from adj.
>Kanata :: $388.37 Up :: $3,883.73 from adj.
>Luna :: $342.32 Up :: $3,423.24 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Lui :: $2.60 Up :: $25.96 from adj.
>Miyabi :: $3.29 Up :: $32.94 from adj.
>Coco :: $4.63 Up :: $46.32 from adj.
>Baelz :: $4.84 Up :: $48.38 from adj.
>Rikka :: $4.87 Down :: -$48.73 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $68.62 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $109.94 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$108.47 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Betting stats will be posted later.

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>>32844542

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>>32844542
No, I’m never alone because of the ENORMOUS MACHINATIONS fund. Everyone wants to know me!

[Anonymous No.]

thanks to the EXPANSIVE PROSPECTS fund I have a new family of wise and wealthy individuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>32844542
not only am i alone but i nut 3 times over the day to mitsuki_bakugo

[Anonymous No.]

Hello there.
I would like to propose an experiment. Today we learned that if a bet is refunded after it has been awarded, it will take away the winnings and return the original bet the user placed.
However, what if the user had, in the interim period, spent all the winnings? What happens? I want to know. You want to know. We can make this happen.

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>>32847724
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

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Here's today's betting stats.
Only awarded bets are counted, so the All-Cup bet and the Game 1 bet from earlier today are not included. The 500th Goal is included.
>61 overall unique gamblers
>$9,655,840,796 total gambled as of end of Day 4
>Average amount bet per gambler is $158,292,472.07
>10 Gamblers have yet to win a single bet they've placed.

Day 4 specifically:
>34 unique gamblers
>$1,561,544,258 gambled today
>Average of $45,927,772.29 per gambler today
>5 players did not win anything today
>Highest pot was /nepolabo/ vs /moon/, at $308,242,222
>Lowest pot was /ybc/ vs /mogu/, at $146,622,777

Day 4's bets will be archived tomorrow at adjustment time.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32849343
>10 Gamblers have yet to win a single bet they've placed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32850588
meanwhile DRAW CHADS winning big

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you retards buying Rushia? I'm pretty sure last time I looked at her she was going down.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best goal celebration ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32855484

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>>32563498
>(Mon)23:13:36
new longest thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni WWE 2k22
You KNOW there's gonna be gambling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32857532
4 days woo
and we have so much post limit left

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>>32853164
the only people who buy rushia are semi afk people who just want a coin that desnt drasrtically drop in value
if rushia crashed to 0 tommorrow and stayed there, i doubt they would even notice

[Anonymous No.]

Bet's are running for MAG SMACKDOWN RAW

[Anonymous No.]

still counts

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[Anonymous No.]

>>32857532
Nasfaq will beat ayame.

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[Anonymous No.]

?????????????
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

I miss that 110k div pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>32862465
>Choco is finally a meta coin
BBB-SAMA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32862465

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>>32844542
>>32861869

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>>32862570
>Got $36,906,980.60 just from Choco dividends

[Anonymous No.]

in the 1bil divs crew now
bartholemew open the good wine

[Anonymous No.]

HomoJP1 now has proper colors and oshimarks and shit, and the Graphics page has been fixed. If you use the Wallet Analyzer, now is the time to re-copy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32864650
A toast for you, my good mogul

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>>32864939

[Anonymous No.]

Aki's dividends... are higher than expected given that she didn't stream at all these past two weeks

[Anonymous No.]

2% ABOVE THE HATERS
UNMATCHED

[Anonymous No.]

>>32867762
your fund pays dividends in ARS

[Anonymous No.]

>4 days thread

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>>32867762
2%? please don't share such calumnies, BIG PLANS is 3.1% ahead of the closest competitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>32868064
are you making a new thread? If you aren't I will make a new one

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>>32868247
go ahead

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>>32868580
we are sitting on the critically appraised last-seat-of-page-ten-before-page-eleven, migrate when ready

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p64gwQ_GhfA
based Lui

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>>32868730
thonx beb

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