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>inclining huge and does interviews with million sub personalities
>about to be 4view
>can sing
>can game
>can talk
>has been the ace of 2 big corporations Phase Connect and CyberLive

You see the beauty of Lumi is that her raw Giga Stacy energy and competitiveness demands that she puts herself in the most difficult of situations, hence her pandering to an autistic userbase with untenable interests and pursuits, allowing her the sense of satisfaction to say that not only can she completely slay when performing her normative socially affirming public roles in her real life but can also slum it up with mouth breathing pornography producing chronically online undesirables such as those that populate /pcg/.

This proves that Lumi is more of an idol than suisei, sora and the rest of hololive combine, but /vt/ doesn't want to admit it

>> No.32540853

stay in your thread

>> No.32540929

No.

>> No.32541055
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Pekora bought a pet MONKEY!

>> No.32541173

>>32540784
>can game
>can talk
Wow you sold me

>> No.32541211

wake me up when a /here/ vtuber talks about Jews

>> No.32541381

Kaneko Lumi is very good at convincing people that she's the next big thing, or at least pandering to people thru basic /pol/ references, horny coombaiting, and ticking every checkbox that a lonely vst nerd on 4chan would find appealing.
Lumi's strongest ability isn't her mediocre streaming skill or her basic singing, but having mods being able to promote her existence through constant usage of 4chan and talking like a millennial journalist working for a gaming website trying to clickbait people through the lowest hanging fruit possible, while exuding an aura of unwarranted self importance.

It exudes such a fake and disingenuous aura to not only the character she plays, but the person as well. The truth is she would literally be out of vtubing if Pipkin Pippa didn't take pity on her and beg Phase Connect to hire her after she bombed out of CyberLive, stole money from there, and killed that company.

>> No.32541523

>>32540784
Isn't she the mod bf discord girl?

>> No.32541572

don't bite the bait retards

>> No.32541744

>>32540784
i watched one of her streams, she talked about how she doesn't watch/like anime, made me wonder why she's pretending to be an anime girl on the internet, never watched her again. Seems to be trying real hard to participate in something she has no real interest in

>> No.32541895

>>32541055
What was his name again?

>> No.32541928

>>32541381
>Lumi killed Cyberlive
No, I killed that company and good riddance frankly.

Mismanaged to hell and back. CEO literally didn't care, original manager was underqualified + young, and the dynamic of the talents was horrible.

Guilt tripping, dog eat dog logic, emotional blackmail, talents "disappearing" from important discussions, meetings were poorly done, nothing got accomplished without some level of teeth-pulling.

Merch never ordered. That is the real theft of funds. The fans were robbed, both financially and mentally, into believing this company knew what it was doing. It never knew what it was doing. From the start, Cyberlive was pure theatrics. An attempt at pretending to be a corpo when it was anything but professional.

Lumi and Yuri did well to escape it. And if the others had any sense, they would've seen things differently than they did. But alas, females will be females.

>> No.32542134

>>32541928
fine speech, no new ip.

>> No.32542823

>>32541211
Lumi literally calls them out (on destroyed VODs, still there are archives going around)

>> No.32542900

>>32542823
Has never happened. post the clips. you cant because they dont exist.

>> No.32543087

>>32542900
why would I help antis

>> No.32543154

>>32540784
Can we get her to say "A FUCKING MONKEY" on stream Lumichads?

>> No.32544607

>>32542823
LMAO I want to see that. BBBBBased

>> No.32544695

>>32540784
fuck off, now I'm going to anti her just because of your blatant shilling.

>> No.32544772

>>32544695
Thank you for doing what I want.

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>>32540784
I'm not her but I like the fact she plays strategy game. It's an untapped market. I love her. She's the best. She really is. I think she's really pure and cute and I like the cat ears and everything. I think she's perfect and really, she doesn't do anything wrong either and I'd lick her feet and kiss her stomach and gently nibble on her neck as she commands Imperial Warships to send thousands to their deaths. Her analytical trained rts mind would comprehened everytthing ahtat she's doing relwasyty fast and her earyes would start zipzapping all over the place and then we'd kiss and I would hold her hands and she'd really love me like I love her.
You guys get me?

>> No.32547831

>>32541523
that's kiki

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>>32540784
I watched her a couple times and she was fine, although she was pandering too much to 4chan types. To go a bit more in-depth, I the only reason why I even watched her is because she is the only vtuber streaming strategy games. And from what I could tell, She is entertaining, hardworking and caters to a niche that is very lacking in vtubers.

>> No.32550279

Lumi is too much of a stacy and makes me feel insecure

>> No.32550821

she doesn't even like anime, no thanks

>> No.32553765

>>32540784
There is no good /here/ girl

>> No.32555189
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>>32553765
There's always Pippa.

>> No.32555630

>kaneko "goldylogs" lumi
>the ace of phase connect
in your dreams. go back to your moderator discord

>> No.32557520

>>32540784
are you trying to get someone ot shit on her

>> No.32559372

>>32557520
Op could just love.

>> No.32560873

>>32540784
>plays sk*ven
into the trash she goes

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>>32540784
I really wish more western vtubers copied her. She's everything /vt/ wants, shame they deny her since she's not Japanese.

>> No.32566057

>>32562288
What is her appeal anyways.

>> No.32567690

>>32562288
>since she's not Japanese
It's because she's Chinese working in a Chinese company. With the reddit rabbit involved this can only end one way.

>> No.32567874

>>32541523
That ina

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>>32541572

>> No.32568041

>>32547831
It’s also Lumi, but with less underage rape accusations.

>> No.32570247

>>32567690
Stop making up lies.

>> No.32570309

>>32570247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQs0Hlna7NI

Before Phase, Sakana consulted for companies trying to break into Chinese markets.

>> No.32570468

Why would you come here? Don't you have a discord to mod?

>> No.32571149

>>32540784
Compared to the rest, yeah she is the best.
Doesnt mean much tho.

>> No.32571520

>>32562288
she's a normalfag
>>32541055
stay in your containment thread holofag

>> No.32571671

>>32562288
you know there is a big following for western vtubers in this board, right?

>> No.32571844

>>32570309
>shes a chink
so that is why she gets shilled here

>> No.32571966

>>32570309
isn't Uruka Taiwanese?

>> No.32572098

>>32571966
not for much longer

>> No.32572248

>>32571966
yes and that makes her chinese since taiwan is a part of china

>> No.32572250

>>32541523
She was the underaged girl fucking the owner of that one company that closed

>> No.32572283

>>32572098
Also the company that did Pippa's 3D is Taiwanese

>> No.32575415

>>32571149
>Doesnt mean much tho.
It means she's the alpha female.

>> No.32577101

>>32540784
>>can sing
You know, I keep seeing this, but no one ever has posted a clip of her singing. Is she not good or something?

>> No.32579678

>>32540784
If she doesn't do GFE I'm not fucking interested

>> No.32580065

Yes, do check her out and see what a lame, 4chan pandering numbers obsessed pickme cunt she is.

>> No.32580889

>>32540784
Here she sings white girls fuck dogs
https://files.catbox.moe/umzeox.mp4
Here she talks about wanting to be corrected
https://files.catbox.moe/wi9p7u.webm
Here she admits to being a misogynist
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi/clip/SmilingFunStrawberryBibleThump-zzp1wCbKUkmGBuI4

>> No.32580950

>>32580065
>4chan pandering
what did you mean by this, how is she pandering to 4chan?

>> No.32580968

>>32580889
>https://files.catbox.moe/wi9p7u.webm
>I grew up with a lot of physical abuse
Trust levels falling.

>> No.32581175

>>32540784
She is a perfect representation of all the girls who rejected me in high school. Nothing against her, but I can't watch her.

>> No.32581416

>>32580950
White girls fuck dogs, divegrass commentator, schizo bf who terrorized the threads and she let him, women are dumb hat despite being a woman, joins phase connect where their flagship chuuba screams about wanting to shoot up walmart, her love for her kiwifarms fans, getting range banned. Kiki was getting canceled and Lumi dropped her within minutes because threads demanded it.

>> No.32581881

>>32581416
>divegrass commentator
this is the only actual pandering

>> No.32582644

>>32580889
She sounds based as fuck.

>> No.32583995

>>32541523
that's fallenshadow

>> No.32587494

>>32540784
Loomi come back in the commentators booth, we miss you in divegrass

>> No.32588379

>>32587494
fishman won't let her :(

>> No.32588507

Why are there always Lumi bait threads disguised as praise around this time? I wonder...

>> No.32588535

>>32588379
Phase is a bit too big to survive 5 minutes of
>say nigger lumi do it faggot nigger nigger
>I can say rigger is tha enough?
>no nigger nigger nigger
like last time.

>> No.32588585

OOoof it only took 20 posts for me to fall out of love with her.
At least Pippa exists.

>> No.32588814

>>32588535
that wasn't Beebs, he's the only main commentator now

>> No.32591732

>>32588814
This

>> No.32591902

An official Phase Connect General (/pcg/) notice follows.

These miscellaneous spam phaseconnect-related catalog threads are started by one of our resident anti schizos in order to attempt to turn general /vt/ public opinion against the company — he will probably keep the thread alive for days, bumping with a worthless comment once it gets near page 11.
We recommend hiding this thread. This schizo has been doing this mostly consistently for months, indicating heavy levels of autism and not much else going on in his life to occupy his time. He will likely end up comprising the vast majority of posts in this thread by himself. You will gain nothing by engaging.

This has been an official Phase Alert.

>> No.32592011

>>32591902
There's a few people who do it, I've done it before myself. I just hate Lumi, I don't care about Phase.

>> No.32592124

>>32571520
>monkeyposting
>containment

>> No.32592309

>>32577101
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-

Take your pick

>> No.32592640

>>32588535
Yeah to clear things up that wasn't me streaming and it wasn't during the /vt/ league. That was during the 4cc and what happened was just sou being sou.

>> No.32593941

>>32588507
People love her.

>> No.32595563

>>32593941
lol

>> No.32596080

>>32547831
QRD?

>> No.32601093

>>32595563
Just because you don’t, doesn’t mean others don’t as well.

>> No.32601440

Lumi takes big shits

>> No.32601568

>>32540784
>twitch
No

>> No.32603022

the only good things about lumi is her love for big black cocks and scat art.

>> No.32604123

>>32603022
>her love for big black cocks
Yeah, mine.

>> No.32607646

>>32581175
>She is a perfect representation of all the girls who rejected me in high school.
I mean, she is a giga stacy.

>> No.32608519

>>32571520
>she's a normalfag
I wish normalfag girls played strategy games all the time and watched sseth too.

>> No.32608751

Yesterday she said she was going to normalize the use of Taiwan for Uruka's sake

>> No.32610137

>>32540784
Is she willing to date someone from chat? Or does she need a sugar daddy?

>> No.32612259

>>32568041
they were both underage at the time if kiki wasn't actually older

>> No.32616865

>>32610137
Yes.

>> No.32618536

>>32608751
You got a clip of it.

>> No.32619173

>>32541055
Serious talk: How tf a bushbabies fucking monkeys? They look more like marsupials, or rodents.

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>> No.32620444

>>32618536
I forgot what point it was out. I was in and out during the whole 12 hours.

>> No.32622586

>>32620444
Do you know which stream was it so I can check for myself?

>> No.32624733

>>32622586
Just go to her twitch channel.

>> No.32625594

I enjoy threads like these, because they point out targets to block or unsub from, should I have them subbed for some reason. People from /here/ should be treated exactly like India's undesirables.

>> No.32627724

>>32582644
yeah she is based as fuck for singing that song

>> No.32627777

>>32581416
sounds like someone didn't get knotted today and is feeling a bit stressed out

>> No.32628453

>>32625594
Why do you hate Lumi.

>> No.32628527
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32628527

I like paizuri

>> No.32628560

>>32628527
>>32619212
Imagine your wiener sandwiched between while she does those motions

>> No.32634522

>>32628560
Limi would never do such a thing, she’s a pure virgin.

>> No.32636024

>>32543087
I have been wanting an antisemitic oshi for awhile. Please post.

>> No.32636932

>>32628527
paizuri is THE most overrated fetish someone could have. it doesn't feel good for either of you

>> No.32638949

>>32636932
Are you gay by any chance?

>> No.32639390

>>32638949
t. never had a paizuri

>> No.32639608

>>32541055
With the money she makes, should could pay for some zoo professional to take care of it. No excuses.

>> No.32641077

>>32540784
>You see the beauty of Lumi is that her raw Giga Stacy energy and competitiveness demands that she puts herself in the most difficult of situations
Assuming Lumi is in her early to mid 20s the 2008 financial crash happened right smack in the middle of her adolescence. Her parents were most likely in high-level finance and/or business and were significantly affected by this and probably lost their jobs but recovered relatively quickly as they got new jobs and advanced in status. This is what she means when she says she "grew up poor but then her parents got better" because she has no real context of what being poor actually means. In short, part truth part woman misunderstanding

>> No.32641944

>>32540784
Lumi is in narcissistic love with her own model

>> No.32642551

>>32641077
Don't post this here just because you got laughed out of /pcg/, it's embarrassing.

>> No.32643431

>>32641944
I mean it is a really nice model. Long blond hair and everything

>> No.32644373

>>32643431
She should show some humility.

>> No.32645754

>>32644373
This

>> No.32645815

>pickme connect general

>> No.32646579

>>32572248
(You)

>> No.32648690

>>32540784
>Is Kaneko Lumi the best /here/ girl?
yes

>> No.32651415

>>32648690
Is she any good.

>> No.32651707

>>32596080
Online dating behind viewers back

>> No.32654486

>>32638949
my cock has been between numerous tits and it was never something better than a handjob.

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