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Leader Dekkai Chinchin EditionLast thread: >>32275631>Magni / Altare / Noir / SyriosSchedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk>Magni Dezmondhttps://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMwhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmondhttps://magnidezmond.carrd.co/>MAGNATION / MagmatesLive: #MagginTimeArt: #MagniOpusMemes: #DezmemesClips: #DezClips>Regis Altarehttps://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQwhttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>AltventurersLive: #AlTogetherArt: #WorkofAltMemes: #LaughTareClips: #RegiTales>Noir Vesperhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYAhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en>VesfriendsLive: #VesperONLINEArt: #VespART / #ScholArtMemes: #NoirgroundsClips: #ClipNoir>Axel Syrioshttps://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01whttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>AxelotlsLive: #WhysosyriosArt: #ArtxelMemes: #AxeldentFan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails>OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc
>>32290097/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
UUUUUUUUU you took too long leader!!!
I hope the boys play a fighting game, I'm honestly surprised they haven't done a smash bros collab yet
I’m enjoying the Altare arc boys
>>32290097chisai chinchin Altare
>>32290155>smash bros >nintendo online servers>americans playing with 1 dingo god no, anon. not smash, anything but smash.
>>32290145i was refreshing to make sure no one made a new one
>>32290209That looks more like a platypus than an axolotl
>>32290243When are they going to rescue axel from northern elyisian internet?
>>32290209You have 5 seconds to lock your doors and windows, dog.
Watching Kaela until Leader comes on.
>>32290314I doubt Axel would leave his home. Best case is if norther elysium steps up its internet game.
how does it feel watching the hate steadily increase as people get to know the bois and their Content
>>32290314i genuinely dont know, i think he'll have to legitimately move closer or straight up move to america. his ping is so shit and his own schedule is completely opposite of the boys, we know he doesnt like being left out either, so its probably in his future to move to america.
>>32290097The TRUE 5th Member of Tempus
>>32290466couldn't care less to be honest
>32290466>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>>32290128
>>32290128The soundpost, faggot.
>>32290584i bake the bread AND you want me to soundpost too? c'mon anon...
>>32290474Or Yagoo will do the unthinkableEN2 is 100% straya, or 3 Strayans and 1 Murican
uuuuOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHOTA TEMPUS ..... UUUUUUU ToT
>>32290737>>32290750UUUUUOOOOHHH SOOO CUUUUTE
>>32290737Uooohhhh wild and willy
>>32290737leader being the top dog in that group is so cute
Altare Minecraft in 10 minuteshttps://youtu.be/F7Y4upV4h1kNowa Just Chatting in 3 hourshttps://youtu.be/z754urCE8kUAlso, Roberu, Izuru, and Temma will be resuming their Raft Playthrough in roughly 40 minuteshttps://youtu.be/EyKM5_XjbM0https://youtu.be/EwVIut8A5FY
Regis Altare = Hero
>>32290750>>32290737I honestly can't find shota's appealing, unless they're fucking milfs/onee-chans specifically gyaru ones
is this guy a bot?I've noticed that there seems to be someone continuously creating threads with wrong previous threads>>32290157
>>32290097who has the highest powerlevel?
>>32290990Probably? I'm not sure why someone has a bot for it but oh well.
>>32291096Vesper, it's not even a competition.
>>32290882Nice, I'm gonna go to sleepAxel's TBA stream is definitely the Zomboid MP session 0 right? that's happening in 13 hours.
>>32290987the point of shota is the experience gap, in other words the innocenceit's why /ss/ is so god tier
Are there any Tempus fangames in the works?
>>32290987>>32291496In Roberu's name, amen. Oneeshota saikou!
>>32291536yeah, check the discord
>>32291576>>32291536discord deez nutz in yo mouth haha goteem
Aruran is also starting up his Minecraft stream, so we might see some impromptu JPxEN chatting in-game
>>32291536I did a quick search on itch io and I found a snake game with Hololive + stars EN not really a tempus fan game but it does include them
Leader time! Get In!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Y4upV4h1k
>>32291651Do you get to the tempus discord very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
holy shit altare
>>32291975I knew it, looking forward to more StarsJP members getting back into minecraft for more kino interactions
AltareYOU DID NOT JUST POST A WOJAK
He actually did it
Why is he so schizo
I GOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD, WHAT THE HELL LEADER KEK
why is leader talking to himself, is he menhera?
>I like 4chanhe said it, boys
>probably fourchan, i like fourchanhe keeps doing it
>>32292171That's his charm (to me).
>>32292114He already drew that before during one of his cult of the lamb/gungeon streams
Leader is dropping dog whistles again
Bois actually improve so fast proud of them
>>32292171Hes just like me fr fr
Man I love leader.
like Magni balances on line of getting cancelled, Leader does that with being acknowledged as an official /here/ chuuba
>Just woke up>Wasn't sure if leader had gone live yet>Leader had JUST gone liveBased sleep schedule
Man's model so limited that he had to make a wojak to make up the lacking facial expressions.
So, I ask you writeanon, how do you feel knowing Altare has read your gutfucker fic?
>>32292380already expired, rip
>laughtare>laughtalethe one piece...
>>32292380who is this Regius and why does he look like Regius
godamn leader stop attracting the tourists to here
He found his bit ..
I'm late and no way Leader just acknowledged 4chan
>>32292480I meant to type Regis at the end, I might be just a bit retarded
>>32292380based cover getting their talents to be creative
>>32292380Nice fake license hero, your class should be "Demon Lord".
>Indians in chat
>>32292574say it ain't so...
>>32292586get this literal poo eating child out of here
4chan = fortune
>>32292788why do you think it's a four leaf clover
JWU what did I miss
leader so cute
Am I the only person that hates when people sing?
>>32292912t. haven't watched 2010's let's plays
>>32292870Leader typed <3 in the Minecraft chat and Aruran thought it was a squid
>>32292961I watched some for Samurai Warriors and Dynasty Warriors games
Leader with monster in the morning is unhinged.Wait, that's normal. Moving on.
>>32292870leader apparently has added more gimmicks to his hotkey. he now has the button to make a double face effect (dunno what's it called), a button for wojak meme, and a button for a lactose-intolerant meme
>>32292574Indian girls will spam Altare for pics of his dicku and balls...
>>32293031>I watched some for Samurai Warriors and Dynasty Warriors gamesHAVE YOU WATCHED THIS GUY'S MAGIC?!https://youtu.be/dTAeb3MvEcI
This guy is cruisin for a copyright strikin
>>32293164kek. DW3 voice acting was pure sovlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H-ZccYhPU>A dike! Oh no!
Who is worse, korean men or korean women?
ENTER PIZZA PAPA
>>32292846I genuinely thought it was just because of Yotsuba
he did it again!
i'm really starting to think altare is /here/
>i was poor>me toofuck...
>>32293337Nonsense, zoomers don't hate women enough to be here.
>if I did wellOof
>R: I think he likes the idea>A: What is he talking about?kek
Jesus, that one was a curb ball, fuck you leader, I almost spat my drink.
eating yakiniku on the CEO's dimedelicious
>>32293337>doesn't know baneposting>doesn't know kino>doesn't know ___pill>doesn't know zyzz>doesn't know NTRI doubt it
>>32293515>says he doesn't know baneposting>baneposts literally a minute after
>>32293515Oh, aren't you cute? Naive child.
>>32293515>he bought the diversion
I hope this is setting up for a Leader-Pizza Dad collab
>>32293515He didn’t know that ntr was short for netorare. He knew what ntr was, just not the full word.
leader attracts sugar daddies like maggots to rotting meat
>>32293515>Kek>He doesn't know
>>32293515>Doesn't know kinoI never got around to apologizing to all of you mentioning kino that day and confusing based leader.I'm sorry
How is it possible that the gayest thread on this board is also the most socially well-adjusted and least mentally ill.
>>32293680They're going to play until around the same time, 2 am JST-ish (Arusan's usual time to end), so that's a real possibility.
>>32293777small fanbases tend to be that way
>>32293759Never thought to see closers here ever
>>32293823threads regularly have 150+ IPsthis puts /MANS/ on the level of global threads but we mostly focus on one unit
>>32293777Because nothing has happened yet for people to make up insane rrats and fake drama for. Once the slightest bit of "drama" occurs, you'd best be sure people will swoop in like the vultures they are.
>"I'm terrible at math">chat says his joke was 1/1 take it or leave it>he doesn't want itHe's a Korean and he actually is bad at math? No wonder his mother is disappointed in him.
you just lost the game
>>32293777stars community is filled with saviorfags or those who have soft spots for underdogs, so some try to be nicer since the boys themselves go through so much shit already
>>32293777I'm going to be honest with you. I'm just looking for streams that are relatable and fun to listen to while im working. i'm looking to interact with fans that are like minded and share the same interests.
Regis is being racist against Italians CANCEL HIM
>>32294091Drama already happened but it's the girls who are being targeted. Turns out, schizos and antis don't give a shit about the boys and they just want an excuse to shit on the girls
Poor aruran, altare is just using english and aruran can barely understand
>>32293777HomoStars fags need to stay togther not alot of them you know
A bit too soon for an EN tour Altare.
>>32294208Too bad this isn't some Italian pasta cutting forum, we don't care
A'roight. Knock it off with that talk and watch Leader be a schizo on stream
>>32293777The rampant homoeroticism is a filter. Our resident faggots and fujos are gatekeepers during downtime and serve as an important part to our ecosystem.
Pizzapapa, run! This guy has daddy issues!>>32294266He's better than you think. Also, his chat has EN speakers.
>good morningAruran doxxed Altare...
>>32293680You son of a gun
DAD (ITALIAN) AND SON BONDING TRIP
>>32293521Do you actually like all of them?
>discordo no, I have to tune out now.Can't deal with language barrier cringe.
StarsEN X StarsIT collab
Altare is using Aruran's face like a mask...
>>32294346Steam maintenance already did that.
Vesper has competition for the Altare daddy bowl I see...
Jesus Christ... I just noticed I'm not subscribed to Arupapa. Gomen starsisters...
>>32293777Men get a +2 bonus to resisting mental illness compared to women. This also reflects in the viewers, degenerate fujoshi aside. During peak streaming hours this thread is mostly dudes watching other dudes for the big funny and memes. Other major generals like /hlgg/ have become feminized by watching women all day and getting spun up in the drama.
>>32294266Aruran has the most EN speakers of them all
>>32294285You sure about that buddy?
Damn, leader gives no shit about language barriers. Kind of a chad
>>32293777>gayest thread on this boardI assumed this would be nijiEN
ARUSAN YOUR EIGO REPS ARE ACTUALLY COMING INTO USE NOWI'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32294266Pizza dad did his reps, he used to do morning EN learning streams
ALTARE HAS DADDY ISSUES, THATS WHY HE WANTS TO MOLEST OLD MEN
>all these bait threadsWill the fire of these schizos forge our tempus as hard as their starsjp senpai?Let's find out
Where's the senpai respect holy shit
Who gives a fuck about this old man. Where is Rio?
>>322946024000+ axolotls sent to heaven...
The chilled stars kino I envisioned for months is happening.
oh mai gah...
I LOVE OJISANS UUUUUUUUUUU ToT
Aru is the strongest syart
>>32294651I got yer respect roight hea'boy. On yer knees.
>>32294460Genuinely how are you supposed to fit the pasta in the pot if you shouldn't break it?
>>32294538It is, I'm fairly certain the Niji male threads are filled with 15 year old girls
>>32294651The stars don't really give a shit about senpai nonsense, they want to be bros you dumbass
>>32294602I'd post the pic with factories and Aruran but I don't have it
>>32294651You need to watch more stars
>>32294727You'd like that wouldn't you you fag
>>32294733You put it just like that and they'll soften into the pot, you blasphemous cunt.
>>32294753>The stars don't really give a shit about senpai nonsenseVesper cares more about senpai respect than literally anyone else in Hololive
>>32294733It softens and bends on itself.
>>32294651Shut up bitch you WILL learn English
Will Aruran understand the Torture spot?
HERE COMES THE TORTURE CHAMBER
>>32294794Vesper only does it so future kouhais will call him senpai
>Dezmond and Magni
>>32294733as it absorbs the water it softens literally just stir it
DEZMOND AND MAGNIREGIS AND ALTAREVESPER AND NOIR
>>32294794As in the StarsJP don't really care about their kouhais calling them senpai, so it's not a problem
>>32294794Ironic, given his age and depth of experience.
>>32294733The heat of the sauce softens the pasta
Hololive>EN "tries" to learn JPHolostars>JP "knows" EN
>>32294680She's fucking me right now, anon
how are they actually getting along despite the language barrier
I feel if I watch this stream enough I will start lusting after older men, I'm scared
Is Aruran's english better than Astel's? I know Temma is number 1 but who is number 2?
>>32294962*Fucking withI was the one that fuck Rio, just to clarify
>>32294905In there defense jaypee is a backwards language
I love how Aruran got all giddy from a native English speaker telling him his english is very good>YES, VALIDATION!
>>32294977Dick having bond unites all men around the world.
>>32294977they aren't women
>>32294999You can''t just answer every how question with men retard
Alt: goumon shitsuAru: oh.
>>32294977through dick, UNITY
>>32294495I'm getting anxious hearing this second hand. He does this for both foreign and awkward moments. He just pushes on. That's probably one of the reasons why Cover ultimately hired him. He can take it and continue on.
I KNEW ITALIANS ARE EVIL
>Not me!Based Papa learning the American way of blame shifting. I love my Papa.
>>32294903YAB! A W*MAN!
>>32295041Too late, now all of /MANS/ knows he was training your throat very roughly
Reminder to ignore:>uhh do men rlly? Why do le men?>uhh woman suck lol xD women lol cuz women lol le bad
>throws eggs>chicken spawns>pizzadad pushes chicken into campfire while trying to save himHow the fuck did that happen SO perfectly
> Leader guiding Aruran senpai to a torture chamber and goading him into killing a childsasuga
Vesper gave me a kink for ojisans, I think....
>holostars JP minecraft depression
>>32295055Monolinguals will never know that feeling
>>32295291we know Altare
>>32295237They are menaces and should be brought to justice!t. J.J.Jameson
>in japanese server if make same building take 1 yearcoming from the server with that fuckhuge christmas tree and taj mahal?
>>32295297Maybe, but Aruran is second - he really has a lot
>No one except him and rio plays minecraft regularlyArupapa...
>>32295336he explained that basically only him and Rio play it now
>>32295291Ah, the vestie experience
>>32295336I'm pretty sure that tree burnt down once as well.
>>32295405Honestly. Thought older men were gross before Nowa. Now I can't stop thinking of them... Was this his plan all along?
>Aruran is on top
>>32294903Ho! Are we sopranos posting here on /mans/?
>>32295369Tempus is here to save the stars server
How much faith do you have on the boys (except Axel) that they'll learn and reach at least business-level Japanese?
cute men doing cute things
>>32295551I have honest faith in Nowa. Seems like a guy that does exactly what he says he will do. He has a natural love of learning, too.
>>32295551Zero faithThey are greatly underestimating how hard it is for an English native to learn Japanese specifically
>>32295336They built the tree together with 6 or 7stars iirc so it didn't take that long but the taj mahal took Astel 1 year
>>32295551Vesper is old enough to work according to his own plan, plus he has prior knowledge. Magni I think is too busy with his singing lessons. Altare - we'll see.
>>32295551You know a good way to learn Japanese is to talk to another Japanese.
that was not even cringey what the hell
>>32295594Truly men are the cutest when they’re being cute
Is it weird that I don't get the appeal of homoposting but I want to see the boys teasing A-chan and Nodoka to completion?
>>32295384It makes sense. If 11 out of the 13 aren't invested, you might as well be playing solo, and solocraft on vanilla servers can only be so entertaining. It's the same deal with the EN girls. Because most of them don't care for MC, it makes it harder for the few that do to have an entertaining stream.Cover really should try and reach out for mod permissions.
>>32294905Holostars - bro to bro communication
He said it, he said>Nigger
>NIGGERLEADER YOU CANT SAY THAT
>>32295551>at least business-level JapaneseAxel isn't even good at business-level Japanese. It's very hard to learn the intricacies.
>>32295551Nowa probably will, Magni no shot and Altare has a very small chance but more than likely he'll learn a few new words and stop
>>32295551Regis will be too busy collabing with women than learning moonrunes
>>32295551>business-levelahahahahahhaa yeah maybe conversational
I had a smile pasted on my face on that whole interaction. Pretty fun!
>>32295760Clip or it didn't happen.
>>32295551Meh, it's more easier for a Spanish speaker to learn Japanese (and viceversa) because the pronunciations are similar. When you're a native English speaker, you have to basically re-learn how to pronunciate your letters.
>>32295822Nah. He just said "neyagare" which means go to sleep
>>32295032Izuru might be in the running. He just doesn't entertain it much because the ensuing English spam and live translations from a portion of his chat inhibit his JP, EN, and other international fans from actually engaging him and his content.
Rio and Aruran will join the zomboid server after the hardcore arc
>you sound like an anime version of a gigachad
>>32295224>uhh woman suck lol xD women lol cuz women lol le bad
that fucking wojak
>>32295674Aruran's english is better than Astel's + less nerves, that's why.
>>32295897NGL I would rather watch all the boys play Zomboid than Rust
since aruran and rio are minecraft npcs, I wonder how likely it is for the boys to come across Rio while livestreaming. I think he streams minecraft way earlier than Aruran but I would love to see that interaction.
>can understand korean>can read korean>can write korean>can't speak korean???
>>32295696>Altare and Nowa teasing A-chan while Magni restrains her with his arms>Nodoka tries to help, but is restrained and teased by AxelUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH
>>32296047>way earlier than AruranMore like later, no? Rio streams midnight onwards into the morning.
>>32295696LOOK AT THAT SMUG GRIN SHE WANTS TO BE MATING PRESSED SHE KNOWS HOW BREEDABLE SHE IS AND IS USING THAT FOR ADVANTAGE THIS BRATTY OFFICE WOMAN MUST NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS ITS LITERALLY A CRIME TO LEAVE HER AWAY WITH NOT BEING CREAMPIED AND DRIPPING WITH CUM UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM LOSING FUCKING MIND PLEASE I WANT BE IN JAPAN ALREADY FFS I WANT TO FEEL NODOKAS-CHAN'S TIIIIIIIIIIITS HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>32296047it’s already happened a couple times!
>>32296085How to expose yourself as a monolingual without saying that you are an EOP
Tempus edit when
Isn't Aru the cost en server visitor? I don't recall rio ever entering the portal
>>32296148hi axel! big fan
>>32296085Speaking the langauge is infinitely harder then comprehending or writing it.
>>32296085It happens when you grow up hearing the language but respond in english. I had the same problem growing up, I had to relearn how to speak Spanish when I got older.
That's actually the vibrator Altare jams inside his butt during streams. It turns on every SC sent with the intensity dependent on the amount sent
>>32296135Timezones man, I still don't understand them.>>32296169did it?
>>32296276>did it?That's when the I love y- incident happened
>>32296085That's how I am with Spanish, and to a lesser extent Korean. I can understand, read, and write, but can't speak. Korean I can only understand spoken word; can't read or write.
>>32296276yes, in Altare's first minecraft stream, Rio helped him
>>32296219How did you trip into the word "cost" from trying to write the word "first"?
>>32296219Anon, you need more sleep.
>>32296368I swear to god I have no idea how and I was hoping people would just ignore my post
>guaunhungry demon lord
Altare, CPUs were literally half off on Amazon last week. I got an 11900k for under $300. You should have upgraded...
There's no way Altare can build any HUGE buildings like the Hololive JP, ID & Holostars JP servers all by himself right?
>>32295551Vesper can do it. Altare might be able. I have no hope about Magni, he seems like he's preoccupied with other stuff.
>>32296085i'm fluent in french and german but i can't verbally speak it because i can't pronounce them i just sound like someone who had a stroke trying to speak it (main language is flip )
>>32296560Something about a little RPG slime wielding a weapon seems weird to me
>>32296689Begone foul beast
I forgot needing perms for shaders is a thing
>>32296689cute.get out tho
>>32296460It's all good, anon. In terms of general word slipping, I'm honestly not without that sin either. Just remember: Axel said "science" when reading "sentience" in Spore without batting an eye.
>>32296085I have the same problem, though in my case it's because I'm too preoccupied with trying to pronounce stuff correctly.
>>32296629>>32296652Ina was mentioned for a while now. The only EN they haven't mentioned yet are Mumei, Fauna, and IRyS.
altare what the fuck
how do people STILL not understand why being anal about permissions is an important thing when you're a big-ish company that has a buncha crazy internet autists that want to take you down with any excuse they can get
>>32296822what's he playing?
>>32296774Gura was already mentioned
>>32296715>>32296747I'm just baiting tho, you guys are too easy to give me (You)s
>tfw modpacks will remain a pipe dream because you have to get permissions for 100s of mods
>>32296606I am sorry you are flip anon ...
>>32296822He's had this every blocc game stream
>>32296896Solution: play other games.I'm waiting for that DnD.
>>32296870I had to give you a (you) because it was a cute gif.
>>32296760Altare hesitantly mentioned Mumei, but only because chat wanted to know who his main was in Holocure.
>>32296833Correction: it's only important when you are fucking retarded jap company. Most of the world has a thing called 'fair use'.
>cringes from sub 60 fpskusa
>>32296689YEAH MORE LEECHING WITH THE GIRLS
>>32296924thank you i needed the comfort, being flip is suffering
>>32297024yeah, leeching on my cock and balls
>>32296822>Ame says minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft>Altare says minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraftWait a minute...Has anybody ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
>>32296904Cult of the lamb stream by Altare too.
>>32297018>fucking retarded jap companydid you learn nothing from the recent incident with Rio? Perms autism is
>>32296629>>32296652>>32296689I was out getting food, what did he say?
>>32297176Wasn't that with a Japanese game?
>>32297176 (me)necessary to not get randomly fucked by a buncha retards
>>32297018Japan is well known for its anal copyrights law
>>32297134>Regis is the youngest sibling>He has an older sister and older brother>speaks a lot about his mother, but not really his father Regis is Li'l Bro Watson from the future
>>32297176>incidentDeez nuts incide your mouth lmao
>>32296822he likes minecraft
>>32297250he did not say anything about Ina, someone recommended a shader and called it "the shader Ina uses"
>>32297250Just read a message in chat saying Ina was using shaders
>>32297134That "duet" in her duet karaoke was just using a prerecorded video...
>>32297032it's embarrasing when giving SC. people can see my pesocurrency
>Manager doesn't help with the song coversYou guys told me stars would be different...
>>32297447Hey I didnt post this
>>32297447Hello, here. I'm anon.
>>32297431Axel has a lot of mexican SCs and he reads them all so don't feel too bad
>>32297447Hey Noir, big fan
>>32297470What? Where do you get that?Leader just said his manager is asking his progress during his last CotL.
>>32296760Nowa kind of mentioned Fauna here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBjmFQIyec
>>32297032After reading that one flip SC that Altare also read about the fart pillow thing, you have my condolences.
>>32297431You send SCs because you enjoy the streamer. It's not a competition.>>32297470This is cover corp... their scouts are the only ones going above and beyond their jobs
BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
Wait what comment for rotated lol
>Alright get out of my chat. Bye bye.GIWTWM
>>32293515>he actually bought into Leader's gaslighting
leader just kidnapped some saplings... now they will miss Fauna forever
>>32297754Just some random named Jana spamming Jana and J in the chat, no idea why
>>32293777>the gayest thread on this boardThat's the NijiEN thread sir
>>32297822UUUUUUU MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU? STRANGE BLUE MAN KIDNAPPED ME! MOMMY MOMMY!
>>32296983>>32297664God damn... So it's just IRyS left...She's my oshi too funny enough
>>32297822imagine all the IMF shitposting about getting raped by altare we’ll never see…
>>32297924Don't worry anon, nobody wants the dorky autistic hag...she and fafner are all yours.
>>32297998IRyS is not a hag, how rude
>>32297924So the "holopro#1fan" Magni and Nowa trolled is an IRyStocrat?
>>32296085I'm the same way with Japanese and Italian. I can read it, understand it when it's spoken to me, and write it, but I can't speak either of them. I just start tripping all over myself when I try.
>>32297998She is a hag? Picked up
>LoL next weekNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's probably with Kobo though
Did he just confirm league next week?
>"my comfort game is league of legends">you might like what's happening next weekNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tempus server already up for a week>still no crop farm>still no melon/pumpkin farm>still no bamboo/sugar cane farm>still no sheep shearer>still no iron farm>just a giant dog house and torture roomI can save them...
>>32298086Nah. 1 more year and she's a cake.
LEADER NO! DON'T GO BACK INTO THE DARK! DO NOT GO BACK TO LEAGUE AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!
>5-player LoL>there's a chance of Altare, Magni, Kobo, KaelaYES YES YES
>>32298163Yep>>32298162Doubt it. Servers outside of NA is unplayable
We're gonna get toxic League Altare next week, nice
>>32297141Ah, I missed that one. What did he say about her?
>>32298172>>just a giant dog house and torture roomWomen are upset this is all it takes for us to be happy
Someone better stream snipe and play shaco next week.
>league next weekgoodbye.. reformed altare...
>ARAMthank god, I can actually tune into that and not have to deal with actual games
Is Vesper the only Tempus who touched Dota? even though it's not Dota 2
rip choco milk cow
>>32298276I hate LoL but goddamn, that would be fun as fuck
>>32298301Just said he watched some of her DbD streams in the past
>>32298352DotA is the number one creator of racism in the universe
>>32298276Again. Unlikely because playing outside your region makes the game unplayable. I think they are going to play with indies
>>32298276does Kaela play LoL on PC? she's only streamed the mobile game so far and I believe that's basically a different game but I don't know much about LoL
>>32298404This is why I believe Fauna is secretly an ecofascist
>>32298484Yeah... doubt altare would want to play league with a high ping. The toxicity will be dripping
>>32298533are there any characters in LoL that work well with high ping?
>>32298533...like Valorant a few days ago?
leader on the oldest anarchy server
>>32298650Yuumi, but she works well even without hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z754urCE8kUVesper Zatsu in 67 mins
>>32298662Input lag in league is way more punishing than valorant
centaur magni is so cute
>>32298694>>32298745Why does this piece of shit champion even exist? Literally "pls carry me huhuhu" for e-girls champion ffs.
The Boys should play Heroes of the Storm
that $500 aka.Holy shit
return of the 500$ oil baronis he going to do it EVERY stream?
these girls have too much money....
Where the fuck are these paypigs coming from
>Male gachisI never thought I would see the day. But then again the streamers on Twitch get much more so I can understand.
must be payday
Leader is a fucking schizo...
>>32298840This is a DIFFERENT $500 superchatter, he has multiple, I'm actually stunned
>Altare has herpesAltyumes...
>take the first letter of every sentence in the superchat>it spells out SHORTBASED
>>32298484>could opt to spam collabs with Bae in order to play games without ping issues>doesn't do so, despite the whole nodokagate thing>meantime blue groomer talks to every 3DPD that visits his stream, the other boys spamming collabs with women under every reasonYeah, I think Axel was the real yumejo material all along
>>32298922Sorry, that was me, I bit on his lips too hard while we were kissing
what the fuck? is altare the one with the most paypigs now?
>>32298909Regis is the king of getting sugar daddies/mommies. Vesper, Aruran, and multiple oil barron's want to take care of him.
>>32298650Garen, Amumu, Malzahar, Nautilus, Rammus, Shen, Janna, Tryndamere, Yuumi, Zac
>Reg streaming peacefully>Kobo is streaming with one of ID biggest Youtube personality while her chat's making fun of unicorns> /vt/ still seethingWhat kind of timeline am I ijpkrdn.
>>32298964>what the fuck? is altare the one with the most paypigs now?Vesper gets more superchats total but Altare has the biggest paypigs, he's got one really devoted male gachikoi that's donated at least 2k in $100 supas to him, as well as the guy just now + the legendary oil baroness
>>32298952It was a short joke all along....
>>32298952I want Leader to see this now kek
I wonder if he'll still have that mindset after 1 year.
>Reg streaming peacefully>Kobo is streaming with one of ID biggest Youtube personality while her chat's making fun of unicorns>/vt/ still seethingWhat kind of timeline am I in.
Faggot voice can get this many paypigs n at the same time leech hololive to get subs. Sasuga demon lord
>>32299049Axel also got a $500 supa last night from a different person which is where we got the blessed Axel 'ara ara'
The akasupas are just Yagoo using an alt account
>>32299097Haato and Chama docking when
KEK HE JUST FOUND OUT
kek he just noticed it
>>32299098Impostor syndrome never disappears.
>>32299118Truly the best timeline
>>32298964Altare and Vesper probably have equal amounts of paypigs at the end of the day. Regis definitely has the ones that'll donate more aka's though they are probably the same 1-3 names every stream, but Vesper has enough general people donating $5-$20 to make him getting $1k per stream a regular occurrence.My two faves are eating well though, so i'm happy.
>>32299134>watched the clip now>vesper didn't even react to it because he's so engrossed with the game
he figured it out...
HOLY FUCK HE'S /HERE/!
>>32299233Vesper is autistic as hell when it comes to roleplaying in games. I think he has to put in extra effort during his own streams to acknowledge super chats because of it.
HE'S /HERE/ ISRAEL
He got another SC telling him about the akasupa. He is not /here/ bros....
thank you so much for the $500 superchat
Shit man, you give me 500 dollars you can call me whatever the fuck you want
This is the secret of how males can get money without selling out to unhinged women, anon. You just have to pander to people who actually have jobs
do vtuber fans have a twerking fetish or something? so cringe.
>>32299358Here you go, cutie ;)
>sc asking if altare can twerkWhy? Just why?
>half life AYYlxwhat
>Has someone played Half Life Alyx?This is bait.
>that fucking alyx pronounciationI'm triggered
ALTARE MENTIONED AME IT'S OVER BROS
>Half Life Aelyx
Altare mentioning his main ho Ame after cheating on her with his side ho Kronii.He can't keep getting away with it!!!
Collab with ame when
>>32299568Never. She learned from Kronii
Actually he's right, Half-Life has aliens in it, so Half-Life Ayylyx is the right pronunciation
>>32299160>>32299306>gives Leader $500 just to call him shortJust got to the stream and that was fucking BASED. I'm happy the boys are having fun.
>>32299605Altare need the push to get to 1m. Leeching is the only way
>somebody’s talking about me.h-hi…
How long will Regis finally take over?
>Altare's bit is he's not the hero>Magni's bit is he's a sussy baka>Nowa's bit is he's old as fart>Axel's bit is he's a retardWhat about Omega?
>>32295897Aruran would be pretty cool on Zomboid
Does Altare still have yumejos?
>>32299789His bit is being a woman
>people still malding at the boys>kronii being stupid as always>regis just streaming like nothing happenedBased misogynist
>>32299852You just have to stream longer than Regis, Mags Bunny
>>32295897Is there a Japanese language option?
>>32299852break his fucking record first coward
>no ones gonna get mad a karaoke right LOL
>>32299878Yes except most of them want to be killed by him instead of dating him
>>32299878It's my first time watching his stream properly and I think I'm becoming one.
>>32299888trips of truth. I hate women :^)
>>32299941Yes but some items aren't translated
>>32299945Yeah, I don't know if I'm going schizo or it was an intentional jab.
They need an Iron Farm already.
>>32299888Idiots didn't do their Leader reps and don't know that from his DEBUT he mentioned he just wanted to focus on his own personal growth and was generally uninterested in reaching out for collabs outside his fellow Tempus guildies unless specifically asked.
>>32299878yes but i want to be murdered and tortured by him instead
These recent streams made me go from excited for Altare's membership to not being even able to stand him when he pops in suddenly in a tempus collab. Is this the power of girls collabs maybe? Uprooting potential gachis in the very start?
>checking the debut for their heights so he can confirm that the SC was an insult
>>32300038nah, it's just you being a schizo
I know it's dumb but why is his minecraft screen so different today
>>32300114hes been playing around with texture packs, trying to balance looks with framerate
>>32300038that’s sad to hear, but why? he did one collab with a little sister figure and one group collab where he was friendly and made people laugh but never did anything worth being mad about. do you know why you dislike him now?
>>32300114don't worry anon I was 13 once too
>>32300027Mori ruins everything
>>32300159>>32300158>>32300148ty brosI don't play minecraft, I know basically nothing about it
It's be a shame if a creeper spawned in the low light just outside the enchanting room, and blew all of this up...
>>32300214It's fine, we're here to make sure others enjoy the bois.
HE SAID IT
>using all of the azalea leaves in a huge block instead of mixing in regular leavesAltare, your aestheticism reps...
>>32300098This height shit is gonna be like the pettan memes. Very repetitive and highly annoying.
>Never watch Hololive ENKinda based lol
inviting the >rabbit hole shitoh god
>>32300211>unless specifically askedGachis and unicorns are at fault, not Mori
NIGGER CLIP MENTION
>miko GTA>best clipsthis guy
>"Miko saying Nigger">one of the best clipsWhat did he mean by this?
>Miko GTA>Best clipsWhat does he mean?
He's talking about THAT clip right?
Is saying the gamer word really that big of a draw? Does this also apply for non americans?
I'm going to sleep now and leader suddenly said goodnight, I'm scared
I like the one when bossu practically sang it twice
>>32300453It's funni when an anime girl said it.
>>32299888Tempus seems to overall know how to handle collab-based meltdowns and trolls. Having Vesper probably helps too, since he probably knows ye olde "don't feed the trolls" attitude better than anyone. A dying art.
>>32300453Despite the big no-no implications, it’s a really funny word to hear and say. Doubly so if someone doesn’t know what it means
>>32300508her old model was pure soul, fuck
>>32300038He gets all the subs from leeching n thinks he the very best member of tempus. When he doesnt have any talent n only relying on his faggot voice
>>32300577I can count the pixels in that shit
>>32300604*cums on you*
>replying at all
>>32300613I can count your teeth with my dick
>>32300577I prefer her old model for some reason...
>>32300038Nah, its just the gay aura that keeps emanating from him, I feel an urge to be pegged everytime i hear him
>>32300604>just wants to love his bros and play videogames>lives THIS rent freesasuga leader!
>>32300604Seethe and cope.
what the hell is altare drinking out of
>>32300604Tell me where altare touched you anon
>>32300791RAGAS I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
He summoned the micra autists...
>>32300604hehehehe parampam param pam *cum on you*
What texture pack is leader using? How do I do this
I hope we get a 12h Nowa redstone autismo stream.
>>32300880https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/customization/complementary-shadersnot sure which shader pack he's using
Vespapa live in under 20 mins btw
What does INAFF means?
>>32300959not sure which texture* pack he's usingI'm retarded
>>32300637Watching thread IPs is a serious mental disease, the most dangerous kind of numberfagging
>>32301008It means "That was a pun"
>>32300950We getting a Nowa minecraft this weekend right? cant wait
>>32300957And it's even the first, or one of the first minecraft autist I've seen on leader's chat
Damn, leader is really good at grooming his fanbase
He remembers me bros. I'm so glad.
>>32301080>>32301097it’s working… the cultare grows
>>32301097You're getting groomed.
damn that spammer actually listened to Regis when he said he was gonna ban him. based.
Altare can really just put his foot down and wrangle chat. Sasuga Blue man of Isekai.
I haven't really kept up with all the Minecraft stuff across Holo, but theoretically if HoloEn and Tempus connected their worlds together, wouldn't someone theoretically be able to navigate all the way from ID's world to StarsJP's world by way of passing through every other world along the way?
>>32301203wtf did the spammer actually stop? i was just listening
>>32301219I doubt that's ever gonna happen, but yes.
>>32301288Put your glasses back on vampire boy
Leader laughs at the most boring and lamest joke sometimes
Raytraced micra looks nice...
>>32290584Post this in the new thread
I immediately dropped my game just to not vote vespick. Jesus my heart raced when I heard the "spic"
>>32301416His laugh is cute though
>>32301416They say you laugh more when you have a crush on the person you're talking to.Bros... Leader and I...
>>32301351What even is a spic?
>>32301540It's short for spice.
I really like the comfy feel their current village has.
>>32301416he laughs at jokes like he doesn’t actually know which jokes are “funny” so he plays it safe and laughs at all of them. it’s kind of part of his schizo charm.
Does /MANS/ have a minecraft server?
At this point, he's over decorating...
>>32301640He wants something cool to show off to his senpais after all the crazy shit he saw on the JP server
>>32299620What did the SC say?
Uncle Nowa my beloved
>>32300453Altare is exactly the kind of guy who would say "haha I respect all genders" and then call people bitch niggers for sniping him.
>>32301726>>32301640isn't it for Vesper?
>>32301145Imagine if one day leader grows to the point where he mogs the girls ccv.I know numberfagging not accepted /here/ but thinking about it makes my nipple diamond hard
>"it's just a zatsudan tho"zoomers need to leave
>>32301578Ah from the context, it's probably a term uaed for hispanic but used in the same way as nigger.
Just got home. I'm suffering from some slighty FOMO with Altare, not gonna lie.
>leader is rushing so he doesn't miss Nowa's streamCute psycho demon lord
>putting this much effort into a pickaxe for vesper, including thinking about his favorite color he’s in lovr
>>32299160>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDEZsVCZNq3POqurq82p5Q>A Takamori fan>https://wesave.chat/user/UCYDEZsVCZNq3POqurq82p5Q
Altare is a wojak poster...
>>32301823Does leader hates axel, hes never in his stream n seethe during the minecraft collab
I love uncle Nowa!!!
>>32301786the pickaxe is for vesper the enchanting room itself is to show off
>>32302005I was also under the impression that he expressely made the enchanting room for Vesper.
>>32301959Sorry buddy, holo women are in that direction, the boys don't play passive aggressive, just banter.
Watch chat be cringe and mention the surprise for vesper, fucking hell I already can see it.
Vesper and Regis Are both /here/Also why axel only get the friendzone pass from females but everyone else get females to collab with them?
UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELLY
Nowa is live! Get in!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z754urCE8kU
>>32302103he's the only one with the balls to decline collabs with females
>>32302103Axel had an offline collab with Ollie.
>>32302145>thicc auntie NowaMUH---
>>32301959axel is his pet dog and vesper is the one he is obsessed with, it's simply different
>that mic quality>Sounds like he's talking right into my earsUOOOOHHHHH.... I LOVE HIM...
>>32301959how could anyone hate this lil guy?
>>32301841>https://wesave.chat>decide to look up myself>apparently I was watching Haachama and commenting in chat back in 2019I have no recollection of this at all, what the fuck
>Yagoo is the Gandalf of CoverBased
>Guess what's going to drop later today.My balls.
Reminder that THIS is Vesper's editor and he is a boy
>>32302354Is cern man
>>32302381>Vesper's personal editor is a twink vampire femboyYou can't make this shit up
>>32302381yea i'd fuck it
>>32302381wtf I'm gay now?
>>32302381>femboy vampire why doesn't StarsEN have one of these already?
>>32302381This femboy design only makes me want to anally fuck him.
>>32302381>draw a girl>call it a boyevery fucking time...
>>32302354Its really weird and only tracks mori and kiara from Myth even though I haven't chatted in their streams in aeons.
>>32302381There's no way Nowa wouldn't fuck this femboy ass 24/7
>SEXNO NOWA YOUR WIZARD PERMS YABAIIIIIIIIIII
>YOUTUBERS HATE SEXVesper...
>David donated to Vesperthe rrat is dead
Okay, that's a little too autistic, pops...
>>32302551NOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE
>>32302381>draw a girl>call it a boyI despise japan for normalizing this shit so much it's unreal
oh no its not nowa?????????????????
>I FEEL LIKE DAVID AND I ARE FELLOW ALTARE APPRECIATORS
>>32302551>Vesper has a separate device to SC himselfSasuga, Granpire...
>David Gao superchats Vesperno my rrat
>>32302381Uncle nowas personal bussy assistant...
>>32301731It was Altare himself. He got 179 SC in some other currency and said that if someone sends $179 he'll end the stream
>3 akasupas in like 2 minuteswhat the fuck
He's so calm about akas now, what the heck
its obvious nowa used his david acc to kill the rrat. ingenious
>>32302597ALTNOWA MY HEART
>>32302665Nowa too amazing. His simping for Leader has attracted the Oil barons for Leader
>>32302665Yagoo rubbing his hands being happy with all this revenue holostarEN is making and seething unicorn think yagoo are going to stop them if they bitch and whine enough lmao based yagoo.
>>32302680that's good. Dunno how long he would've managed being bullied by SC's before they completely derail his streams. Glad he can accept them normally now.
STOP REMINDING ME NOWA
>windows 3.1>"do you guys remember that?"y-yea nowa... i do...
it's nice that the boys have attracted a decent amount of oil barons/baronesses, they're doing good for themselves
>>32302381Vesper's personal onahole...
a hag to surpass botan...
>I'm 28, season 14He's accepting Altare's headcanon...
>>32302740what is this sentence
>28 + 14Yep, he's ancestral
>28>season 14Get the fuck out of here.
>He's 28 season 14 + 2 moviesDamn.
Do you think he's actually 42?
>42 year old mannani
>28 season 14Cute ojisan
>>32302145NEED FAT TITTY HAG WIFE
>>32302900Vesper is quite literally male EN Botan. Same game tastes, chill personality, PC building knowledge, even the same color combos.
I've watched Vess's two movies and let me tell you... Those aren't in the sites you'd expect *wink wink* spicy. Sorry Vesties, not telling.
>>32302958>both have grey hair>I want to fuck both
>>32302958And yet he doesn't attract russians as much, perfect
>>32302381I'm straight and would, long haired brats are nothing but onaholes
>admits he's 42>admits he's a monsterWHAT THE FUCK
>vesper is old enough to be my parentgiwtwm
>>32302958HAG (male) LOVE
>>32302922>>32302922Wouldn't it be 41, since season 1 would just be 28?
nooooo..... shoto mention
>shotoFor fucks sake
>>32302958now I finally undertand why people like botan
I want to be mating pressed by this 35+ year old vampire.... oh no
Nobody is safe from the leech.
>sh*todisgustingthey need to let go of their past
oh god he knows about shoto. MANS....i'm so sorry.....
>uncle nowa mentions Shoto>blue groomer altare talks with 3DPDs in his chatIt's over.........
>>32303011You gotta be branded by the three stripes to attract the gopniks.
Nowa is traumatized.
>>32303011Perfect time slot for me though.
I don't know who Shoto is
>ShotoOh for the love of God WHY??
>>32303116Keep it that way
>>3230304841/42, older than 40 at the very least.
Vesper... your seeds...
>>32303020When did he admit being 42?
>>32303168Literally 5 minutes ago.
Why can't he say Windows 98?
Shoto will collab with Tempus and you will rike it
>>32302381>what are your qualifications?>here is my models reference sheet>you are hired
I’m starting to think Grandpa has a twink fetish…
he's making it WORSEMICROSOFT PERMS GONE FOREVER
>>32303116He's a twitchchuuba that fujobaits and leeched off of Luxiem back when they were gaining popularity. Apparently he showed up in their streams so often people thought he was part of Luxiem, he siphoned a lot of the chink fujos from NijiEN and got big from all the coombait and fujopander. He's THE LEECH.
>>32303204Chimon will join tempus as the 5th member. Now they have two of shoto's friends.
>>32303221well, he did wear a twink destroyer shirt and I believe he's a bear. It's just the natural order of things.
>>32303221Grandpa has an old "Twink Destroyer" shirt, anon...
>>32303204Doesn't he already know 3/4 of Tempus? It's gonig to happen.
>le perms lost>MAGGED hohoho>I'm just a little guy cmooonenough.
>>32303204Shoto flirts with Nowa and then gets murdered on stream by Altare... I'd watch that
>>32303291>le sad fox
>>32302665>boomer audience>has disposable Incomewho would have thought?
>>32303260not only he got big because of Luxiem, but he got BIGGER than Luxiem, which is kinda hilarious.
>>32303296>Shoto flirts with NowaI don't need to see this, Shoto can't actually flirt he just makes bottom jokes
I just break the yolk and fry both sides of the egg...
>>32303308Don't pay attention to these fuck ups, please. Not while uncle's on the telly.
>>32303260>he showed up in their streams so often people thought he was part of Luxiemwait he's not part of luxiem? damn
He's just like me
so /MANS/ how do you like your eggs?>scrambled
>>32303447in a carbonara :)
>>32303447Scrambled with ham, stringy melted cheese and black pepper.
>Brazillian hag donated to Vespercute honestly
>>32303447Poached, but only if someone else is making them. I'm too lazy and will just fry or scramble instead.
>ywn get to eat Nowa Oji's eggs GIWTWM
>>32303260At least I know now he won't get near since he's way bigger than Tempus I'm coping
>He likes teachersI'M IN LADS AND LASSES (in like 4 years)
>>32303447Depends on what it's going withBy itself, sunny side upWith toast, scrambledWith a buncha stuff, omeletteI do like a good Shakshuka too.
>>32303447Over-easy or poachedHate the texture of cooked yolk personally
>>32303350Yep. He's basically the most successful leech chuuba in the industry.Guy literally leeched his way to the top so much to the point that when Vox has him around actually brings in more fujos.>>32303375I don't want Nowa anywhere near that thing. I don't care if he knew Nowa's roommate, that creepy little shit is gross.
>>32303496Just like me...
>>32303447I don't think there's a way of cooking eggs I don't appreciate but lately I've been into putting raw yolk into hot ramen broth for 5 minutes before consuming it all. The important part is to get a mouthful of noodles, then yolk and chew it slowly.
>>32303204Him collabing with Tempus wouldn't be that bad, but it's his toxic fanbase and the Zhangs that might start another shitstorm.It's not that stars doesn't fujobait, they just keep it in moderation and never cross the line by making cringy coom top/bottom jokes. Also JP fujos are autists who rarely ship on public platforms so they're less vocal and retarded.
Man what's with all these people hating on Vesper?They made fun of his writing, singing, and art. kek
>>32302354>searched myselfWE ARE
>>32303630Grandpa is very bully-able
nowa oji should keep the glasses on
>>32303630I like Nowa but he's kind of a little bitch and very bullyable
>>32303447Sunny side up on top of pan-fried bacon or ham
>Nowa learned Astronomy>Altare is interested in Astronomymatch in heaven
>>32303447scrambled, but only when I cook it myself
he's right, college teachers suck at teaching
damn I wish I was the mosquito he just killed..haha...
Mosquitos can bite vampires?
>>32303736yeah, they become vampire mosquitoes
>>32303711they don't really want to teach, it's just a side function of their job. The amount of lectures I've been in where they just read the notes verbatim...
>>32303711Mostly yeah, I had ONE really good lecturer, but he quit right as I graduated, which sucks for everyone taking those courses after me
>>32303700planetarium date when…
>>32303765What's the difference between a vampire mosquito and a normal mosquito though
>>32303447Omelette or boiled.I just hate runny foods
>>32303630He's kinda high strung sometimes. I can see how that would annoy people irl
>>32302381...you wouldn't, right /MANS/?
>He might be dead nowbruh
>>32303447sunny side up, yolk as runny as possible. breaking that yellow goodness over white rice is godlike
>>32303530Pass me that copium, bro. >>32303624I doubt Shoto would actually collab with Tempus because the boys are a more modest success plus fujopandering/coombaiting isn't really a thing in Stars, at least not to the disgusting levels Shoto does, management would kick the shit out of the boys if they yabbed on stream. The Zhangs that make up most of Shoto's fanbase aren't worth risking near the boys
SANA DON'T LOOK
>>32302906This can't be true, fucking 42?>>32303111Based trips and same, fellow Russian anon>>32303447Basically any possible way but hard-boiled > scrambled > poached > everything else
>>32303937Eh, used to do that when younger. I wouldnt hammer the guy
>>32303999>Nowa carefully examined every nook and cranny of Sana's body
this nigga knows space better than Sana ever did KEK
>>32302584>>draw a girl>>call it a boyI love japan for normalizing this shit so much it's unreal
>>32303999>Sana didn't go nova, she simply faded away
Talking about White Dwarfs with my uncle...
Damn cheeky star...!
Sanalites, this is your oshi now
>>32303999>>32304057Sana was a Kurzgesagt faggot
>>3230400542 is a meme number, either way he wouldn't be the oldest Holo if it were true (it isn't)
nowa is such an intellectual
Fuck shotoAlso I wasn't aware this collab existedhttps://youtu.be/IwBnyuavNFg
>>32304057Didn't Sana believe that black holes were not real?
>our Sun isn't based enough to go supernova or become a blackholekinda lame not gonna lie
I was always genuinely interested in astronomy, but I just can't wrap my head around any math above basic algebra and geometry. Once I started studying astrophysics in college, I completely burnt out. Just resigned myself, and ended up changing my major to some dipshit BA just to get out of school
>>32304078>didn't have enough subscribers.>
Holy shit I love these rantsMEMBERSHIPS NOW!
>>32304140>>32304097most of the regulars in Nowa's chat are ex Sanalites I believe and saplings . makes sense.
>holostars>Actually have knowledge about starsHOLY SHIT
>>32304203doing astrophysics math is just knowing how to use excel and scientific notation
>>32304251this needs a magni edit
all this space talk, nowa should play kerbal space program
BROTHER IN MAG
>>32304261can confirm was a sanalite
>>32304143at this point I feel like being a vtuber is a downgrade for him
>>32304286but he's the one getting asspounded
Nowa oji is a STEMchad, we won
>>32304346he's known to be bisexual so...
why is youtube so shit wtf
Nowa is going to crash the big brain stream
>>32304261/mans/ is my new /nasa/. It's very gay but still chill.
>>32304347He went on a long tangent about being an IT monkey in his debut, it's been known.
>>32304326yeah same. He's everything I could've wanted in a vtuber and i'm glad he debuted right before Sana left.
>>32304097>>32304261Yep, I'm an ex-sanalite.
>almost one hour has passedWHAT
>>32304381that just means he gets asspounded by both boys and girls
>>32303935I mean, Shoto's not talentless and I can see why he appeals to so many people but he's immature as fuck. If a collab is ever going to happen the boys would need to set boundaries clear, which I trust, but that guy's fans and the Zhangs are going to eyesores.
>get space vtuber>they're a dumb Aussie and misread "astronomy" as "astrology" (or just shitposting)>hire boys>two of them are genuinely interested in astronomy, one of which is actually invested in astrophysicsAre boys just built differently?
>>32304336He seems so genuinely happy about being in Stars, that I don't think his potential in other domains really matters.
>"we've figured out everything we need to know in physics">everything in physics is literally called a theoryAre scientists retards?
>>32304449they should have been hiring on autism and not cute girl potential and it would have fixed the issue
>>32304506Scientists in ~1900s were fucking egoists
>>32304506>Are scientists retards?being a scientist is being an eternal skeptic
>>32304506All scientists are retards. Extremely smart retards. But retards nonetheless.
how good is ollie at chess? does she at least know how to force a fork?
>>32304506no they're smart and realize that keeping as a theory they keep getting payed
This is exactly the sort of thing Sana thought she would get in trouble for lol
>>32304336I have no doubt Nowa could excel at almost anything he wants to put his mind to, but it's also very important to have people who can communicate passion about a subject to others and get them interested in a field too
I love my oshi so much.
Who was your favorite teacher?Mine was my high school AP US/European History teacher who was also a veteran.He was one of the most chill teachers I've ever had. He was also wise beyond his years and kept it real. Sadly I don't think he's alive anymore.
Guys, Uncle Nowa is speaking to my soul...
>>32304573>All scientists are retards>I am retard tooWE ARE
>>32303204I don't actually hate him, I've come across some of his clips and he's kinda fun I know he acts like a slut and fujo panders but I actually find that kinda hot aghhh what's wrong with me.
>be scientist>get paid to be wrong>be in tech>get fired for being wrongScience really is the chad industry.
>>32304506>>32304555Especially the 1900s Paleontologists
>>32304583she's better than your average non chess player is probably about as specific as i can get
>>32304336he'd be a great teacher if he wanted to. Dude is inspiring me to just read random shit just to learn more.
>>32303204I will hate it more than the Clucks hating Kronii
>>32304645I remember my latin teachers, both of them were really good
>>32303711My history professor brought a Sino Japanese katana to class
>>32304727i need a drawanon to draw axel as mac
so when is the session 0 zomboid multiplayer gonna be? its gonna be on axel's channel, but no time was ever given
>meeting lecturers during office hourscritical>referring to librariansabsolutelytoo bad most people just want to hang out and do dumb shit during universityI know I have no friends fuck off
>>32304645Mine was my 3rd and 4th grade teacher. She was super hot and I think I popped my first boner to her, and then one day out of the blue when I was in college, she DMed me on Facebook, and tl;dr we hooked up.
I never thought of asking the librarian
>>32304645There was this really cute female teacher I had in middle school that I now realize was trying to molest me
>>32304645My favorite teacher was my math teacher, who also was my classroom teacher, until incomplete-middle-education (complete middle education is a prerequisite for university), after which I switched to IT class, and my class was such a cesspool of retards, that I slept in my math classes, completely skipped trigonometry, and struggled a lot in the university because of that. Should've stayed in the math class, IT class was garbage anyways.
>>32304776N E R DERD
>>32303711Universities do SCIENCE. Schools do EDUCATION. That's the difference, making former into later is disaster for both science and education i.e. waht most of unis do nowdays sadly.
>>32304769we also need this but altare
>>32304645My highschool History teacher. Not only was she passionate for her subject, she was passionate about the students in her class too. I was one of the poor students in her class and she had a snack for me every morning and afternoon cause she knew I was on the budget public lunches.
>tfw spent 5 to 6 years at university and barelly enjoyed it because I was going through some depression.I really want to go back eventually.This zatsu is making me want to go back so much.
>>32304532Stars has always been about hiring autists.
>>32303848If it had a high pitched voice and was hairless down there, I would.
Does anyone have a timestamp for Aruran on Altare's stream?
I've has several friends who didn't know you need a masters to be an actual librarian
>>32304863first we would need to find words for either REGIS or ALTARE
>>32304645I had a human geography teacher who spent his summers in Costa Rica. He was super chill and if we didn’t want to do class work we would just have someone talk to him about soccer or surfing. At the end of the year his wife went missing back in Costa Rica and he was a wreck after that. It turned out a drug addict had raped and killed her, class was weird after that.
>>32304645My old dissertation supervisor. He'd lead us down bizarre philosophical rabbit holes in our sessions and I'd come out with a slightly better understanding and a shit-eating grin on my face. He was pretty old and had a lot of stories to tell about meeting famous physicists, and apparently got to tell Richard fuckin Feynman that he was wrong about something to his face. That's gotta take courage.
>>32304906yeah to work the front desk anyone joe schmo can handle it but to be an actual librarian is a legit science
>>32304645My university professor that taught Experimental Design. He completely changed my outlook on my major, which I was almost dropping out of. Like Vesper's professor, he was very passionate about teaching.
>>32304645Either the astrophysics/mars science professor who used the course fee to buy pizza for the class every seminar or my intro to embedded systems lecturer who was just so, so good at teaching.
>research work>thesis>peer reviewthank god I went to university for computer science, I just wrote a compiler instead
>>32304946NO STOP, I ALREADY GRADUATED
>>32304783Based if real
>>32304645Middle-school English/French teacher.She was old as hell and just as strict, but she'd go out of the way to help those that wanted to learn even if it meant staying late and preparing extra material. From what I gathered, she remained unmarried but had a bunch of old black-and-white photos on the wall from her youth that legit felt like something out of a movie.
>>32304992what is this faggot musical shit
>>32305013It's true but she got fat, married, and had a kid.
Oh King Killer Chronicle...The Doors of Stone will come out before Stars EN get their 3D's.
>>32304999I also studied IT, but had my thesis project submitted to a conference. Fucking pajeets reviewers didn't even read my paper, they just copied my abstract to the review and wrote some random conflicting praise and criticism. Thankfully fucking 'rona happened and they just published my thing without me presenting it. Now I have a publication that means nothing because I don't work in research.
Membership is tomorrow, right?
>>32304818damn bro, he got destroyed right XD
the collab with rat isn't a game or anything, it's a collab of her torturing him with "zoomerisms" that he doesn't know or wont understand
wait isnt the sims stream tomorrow?
>>32305040>on /mans/>complaining about gay shit
Rrat collab later. Can't wait for the bs
HUH, magni moved sims to today??!
>>32305040basically 18+ puppet show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM
>>32305135No, next saturday.
4 nowa related streams today, we have it good
Why does Vesper call the rrat Hakos?
4 Nowa streams today!
>4 streams todaysasuga Nowa.... not used to watching someone that loves streaming...
>>32304645My math professor in college because she was nice and friendly and kept classes fun. >Someone once asked her how she could possibly understand undergrad calculus intuitively.>She said "I studied from a better college than the one I teach at"Our class did well at math that semester.
>>32305039Kek never noticed this happened in a span of few seconds
THESE BOYS JUST CANT STOP STREAMING
>>32305176calling her <Last-Name>-Senpai is the japanese formality
>>32305132FUCK doing a thesis unless you're actually working in academia. Who goes into computer science to do that shit anyway, I wanna fucking program
>>32304449Some people tend to get a little testy when you suggest it, but yes, if you sat me down and paid me to play video games and come up with ridiculous topics to discuss, I could put in 110%. We'd be talking about the different fatty acids in soap making and the death of the first person dungeon crawler.
I MISS UNCLE NOWA
>>32305176I imagine he feels that calling her "Bae" sounds a little overly familar.>>32305188kek
>>32304992FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE AND PLENTY OF KNOWLEGEDE HAVE EARNED ME THIS USELESS DEGREE
NOWA YOU DUMMY THAT'S THE WRONG ONE AGAIN
>>32305176Bae is too loaded and Baelz sounds weird
>>32304645I liked the business teachers at my old high schoolUnlike all the other teachers who were just someone's dad or something, the business teachers were like legit ruthless former businessmen and I found that so funny
>>32304992>>32305158I saw this twice. Once on Broadway during my freshman year of college, and again a year or two after I graduated when it was Off Broadway. Some of the songs really hit hard after two years of being a jobless bum living at home.
next stream doko
>>32305154>>32305143I'm pretty sure Gramps got it wrong
Nowa keeps using the wrong end screen. correction needed.
>>32305208I did code thankfully, but I thought at the time that I could do something cool by making a field-study-project-proposal-with-prototype. Thankfully for my masters thesis I just work at a company and do a thing for them for money. This is much better and they are more thankful.
>>32304929Didn't we literally already figure out the ALTARE method week 1?
>>32304992God the Avenue Q nostalgia is hitting me hard right now
>>32305320HOOOOOOO GIVE ME THE GODDAMN SAUCE ON THAT RIGHT NOOOOOOOWWWWW
>>32305320I HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE SEX
>>32304645My grad school advisor and professor who on paper should sound insufferable because he was a dude pushing 70 with an extremely monotone voice and research-oriented brain but he had a really self-aware dry sense of humor, a passion for teaching practical information to his students, and you could tell he just enjoys what he's doing and life in general.
>>32303935[spoilers] Not gonna lie, I can see a future where Magni goes full shoto with no consequences, he already yab baits
>>32305320I need the fucking sauce please I'm begging
>>32305394nice spoiler lol
did he mention when Bae collab will happen?
>>32305394>DeletedIt's only as embarrassing as you make it[spoiler(lol)]here, let me screw up a spoiler in your honor[/spoiler(lol)]
axel wouldnt let him "ayo why you so sussy"
>>32305394ctrl+s is your friend newfag
>>32305394ey everyone look at this dude, he fucked up his spoilers!!
>>32305481>>32305443>>32305357>>32305349 https://poipiku.com/6115621/7426601.html enjoy :^)
tell me when to bake the bread fellas
>>32304192It's funny how "whatever" our sun is.
>>32305394HAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER
>>32305394>implying you can just delete your post
>>32305540OHHHHHH MY COOOOOOCCCCKKKK AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE brb grabbing my fleshlight
>>32304390More like if they invite him it's over.
>>32305540you feed us so, so well sister
>>32305557yeah, we do have a perfectly positioned moon to get perfect solar eclipses. that's pretty unique
>>32304645My chemistry teacher. He was kinda autistic like me and my classmates used to bully him. Poor man, but I liked him.
>>32305480It's on Bae's schedule
>>32305282why is this bratty ojisan so cute???
>>32305540Based spoonfeeder, I kneel
>>32304192>>32305557It really is humbling in a weird kind of way to really put into perspective how average our own solar system is.>sun is just an average-sized star that will never go out in a blaze of glory>our solar system is located on some random outer arm at our galaxy's edge>our galaxy isn't even the largest galaxy in our galactic neighborhood, and will be completely wiped out when Andromeda collides with us
>>32304192aren't we as a planet in a constant direct threat that one supreme flare could just wipe out us out or are meteors still more realistic
>>32305724im going to cum on this old man's face and make him my slut!!!
>>32305729To survive, we need an average sun and our planet must be in a certain distance from the sun to have an average temperature. We live averagely
>>32305729>our galaxy isn't even the largest galaxy in our galactic neighborhood, and will be completely wiped out when Andromeda collides with usIt's funny how most scientists basically say when it gets closer the sky is going to look fucking amazing for millions of years and it will either end most complex life in the galaxy or do literally nothing to 99.99999% of the galaxy due to the space between things.
>>32305291Ah yes my degree went to good use
>>32305808Nowa is for corruption and bimbofication!!!
>>32305729>wiped outmy understanding is that nothing major will happen, the milky way is just going to be merged with it with a chance that our solar system gets flung out from the galaxy, ignoring the fact that the sun would have wiped out all life on earth by then with its increased luminosity
>>32305846What if our sun was bigger and we were just located further away!
>>32305540Thank you, based anon. I owe you my life
I really enjoy the contrast between the Nowa-oji thirst posting and the STEM talk happening at the same time
>Vesper>Oga>AruranRikka is next
>>32305855>4 years just to get min/wagetoo real...
>>32305900/MANS/ is just sort of like that
>>32305900The femvestie/vestoji split is a great thing to witness
>>32305855They got you too? My condolences brother. Hope you made it out of the IT mines. or make it out if you're still there>>32305900>contrastit's the same people
>>32305855>entry level>wants 4-5 years experience >$9.50 an hourI knew I would regret opening that image
>>32305855>entry level>4-5 years experienceYou love to see it.
>>32305908Which stream did Rikka-san appear in again? I remember he showed up in one of the boys' streams.
>>32305894More like we would abandon the solar system since we would have caused our own deaths or be so advanced it won't matter by the time something liek that would matter.
>>32305900it's the /MANS/ experience, anon
>>32305855This one's probably a meme, but they do stuff like this to deter American applicants so that they can import a cheaper foreigner
>>32305947>femvestie But... I'm a man hornyposting about nowa who has no interest in STEM....
I love magni and astel!
>>32305855>certs certs certs>entry level with 4-5 years experience>9.50/ hr>knows a whole buncha different systems without actually telling you what they're actually usingif you even consider this, you are retarded
>>32305900welcome to /MANS/, anon
>>32305142Based on what he said this stream, is seems like it will be an exchange of knowledge of sorts.He will bring boomer shit and she will bring zoomer shit. And they will see who knows the most of the other's gen
>>32305855Sometimes I feel like selling everything to buy a plot of farmland would be the best way for most of us.
>>32304645Due to someone's fuck up when I moved back onto the US, i was put in ESOL/literally ESL classes in highschool(they all knew English fairly well, it was strange)The language arts teacher wasn't some amazing, makes you love reading type, but was fair and at least tried to get you engaged in the class. Since most of the class were lazy spics, they would try to cheat in every assignment. These were piss poor easy assignments mind you, easily just middle school level. I vividly remember one assignment was a crossword puzzle for some vocabulary words we had that week. Not only were they lazy but also stupid and most likely never heard of a crossword puzzle because literally everyone but me decided to copy off each other and the resulting words in the puzzle made absolutely no sense; to the point where the words looked like "therihfnaks" or "hfrorwds". So the next week was another crossword puzzle based off the gibberish answers given in the last one and anyone who didn't complete it basically lost any hope of a decent passing grade without make up work. Me and some african girl were exempt from that punishment since we at least turned in something legible. Get magged on filthy ESLs. The following year the mistake that put me in ESL classes was corrected mid year so they took me out of her class and I cried when I got home. So yea
>>32305968Magni's Subnautica, he's played the game as well
>>32306053you're an honorary female, now. accept your fate.
>>32306099Yeah, he already told about as much in the raft stream.
>catalogueshitters don't know that altare's true love is vesper and not any of the femoids wrestling for his attentionit hurts...
Bros, I'm thinking about single dad Auran and Vesper who meet through their kids (hanakishi and Altare, Axel, and Magni). They hang out when the kids are playing and form a bond that eventually turns romantic. And then hot ojisan sex where Aruran shows Vesper what being a mommy feels like.
>>32305900Vesper attracts such audience and we all love him the same
>>32306126NO N O I HAVE A PEEPEE AND ITS FOR NOWA OJI! I CANT BE A FEMALE!!! I HAVE A PEEPEE AND IM COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN MANLY SKIN AIIIEEE
>>32306053You're already a woman
>>32306168FICANONS PLEASE GET TOVTHIS RIGHT NOWWWW AAAAAAaaAaaAAAA
>>32306177we won't believe you unless you post a cum tribute pic, femanon
>>32306125Right. Now I remember, it's great that the JPstars are hanging out in the Tempus streams sometimes. It's really making the boys feel welcome from what I've seen, the StarsJP have been really nice to them. Any word on if Roberu has time for interviews at his bar yet? I know he's crazy busy right now.
>>32306330do NOT encourage cum tribs you filthy whore
>>32306356Maybe after 2nd Act, they're busy with dance lessons and other shit at the moment
>>32306167They'll never understand the love between true bros Anon
I'm really glad Altare and Aruran got a chance to play minecraft together for a bit.
>>32306400Damn. That's understandable...the JP boys have another big event soon, right? Everyone is so busy but it's nice that they find time to pop into the streams to say "hi".