This fucker stole my wife from me

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You're all blaming Regis Alter of tempus when this guy is the one who has been messaging my wife in private, target him, hate him, it's all his fault.

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>>32280584
He could be your dad, show some respect

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>Vesper was the IT man
BASED

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>>32280584
Sorry it's me op, I posted the wrong picture, here.

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>>32280584
Honestly HomoEN are the best thing that has happened to /vt/ yet, I am LOVING the drama everytime one of them collabs with one of the girls.

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>>32280584
i could never hate my father. he can do whatever he wants to my wife

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>>32280584
Son it's me, Regis. Go to bed son. And no, your mother will not have sex with you.

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>>32280629
NOOOOOO DONT PIN THE BLAME ON PINK WOMAN BAD, ITS VESPER NOIR DICKING MY WIFE AND YOURE NOT SEEING IT aAHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS STORIES ABOUT MY WIFEEEE

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>>32280619
Holy fuck it all makes sense now. Vesper's power truly can't be contained.

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>>32280619
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Come ooooon, he's just a little guy, let him have his fun with your oshi, it's his birthday you know

[Anonymous No.]

Yea come on, you wouldn't deny a guy on his birthday would you?

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>>32280985
Hell yeah!

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>>32280629
Her debut is the only thing that can save HoloEN.

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>>32280584
He is the google ultron anon.

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>>32281262
>Her debut
anon?

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AHHHHHHHH STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM STOP LOVING HIM
HE'S DESTROYING IDOL CULTURE HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

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Nowa is a proud wizard, why would he care about an old asian roastie

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>>32280651
Exactly this. Imagine how boring /vt/ would be right now. There are currently 6 "yabs" occuring and The Boys don't give a shit they are just playing MC and hanging out like nothing happened.

List of good things The Boys have done:
>caused another Teamate NTR Arc Teamates were getting full of themselves
>forced Gura to become the seiso idol she was destined to be
>forced Gura down the righteous path of becoming Japanese
>caused another Mori timeloop once again she is getting away with it
>actually streaming even while sick and sleep deprived because they just love gaming
>showing that a group can have good chemistry despite timezone differences
>showed it wasn't my wife (girl(boy(girl))) Omega's fault council flopped
>Mag corrected Nijisanji's new wave so badly iluna appears in Tempus chats and replys to them on twitter outright advertising for them
>restored seiso culture
>live so rent free in anti schizo heads they they dream of Tempus gangbanging their oshi
>restored the proper ecology of fear causing Unicorns to live in fear any second their oshi will collab with them in turn causing the Unicorns to try harder for their anime woman
>sided with the shippers and even outright encourage fanfics of themselves
>"I'm going to stream 12 hours of minecraft just because I can also my tummy hort. Welp 12 hours is up oh hi Axel sure I can spend another hour collabing with you and the boys!"
>feminization and bimbofication of Ouro Kronii(in progress)
>Calliope Mori Tomboy Reversion therapy
>brightened Pochimaru's day and made her smile
>forged the Stars-ID uber alliance
>recieved Sora's blessing
>still here

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry bro but your oshi was a whore who craved other men. She doesn't deserve you. Come on champ pick yourself up lets go fishing maybe ride some bikes and afterwards we'll build a PC.

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>>32281624
thanks for listing these, yeah /vt/ suddenly became exciting

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WHY IS EVEYONE CELEBRATING HIM, DIDNT WE ALL AGREE THAT WE HATED STARS, WE HATE STARS FOR THEYRE LEECHING OFF OUR GIRLS

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>>32280584
he's my cool dad bro, shut up

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>>32281958
i used to, only to find out they are genuinely more entertaining

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>>32281958
the only people that hate stars are people that never gave them a chance

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>>32281958
I only hate vtubers like the risotto guy

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>>32282119
I still can't believe how good they are, I expected NijiENmale-tier shit but instead got kino.

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>>32282283
>Risotto
thats a good nickname for him kek

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>>32280584
You deserved it. Did you really think she needs in-person IT support for her ipad? He was donggling something alright.

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>>32280584
Kronii got eiffel towered by grandpa nowa and demon God King regis

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>>32282757
>eiffel towered
What does that mean

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>>32281958
Paid cover shills are back

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>>32280584
pic related is he looking at you while you saying this with a crying wojak face

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>>32282387
im not watching males

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>>32280584
Vesper is literally me but without the lisp

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>>32282878
I love how schizos can twist reality to cope
It's hilarios and intriguing

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>>32282757
>>32282757
penetrated... doubly penetrated if done at the same time

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>>32282878
Why yes they do pay me. So I can supa chat the money back to my bros.

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>>32282940
no one is asking you to

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>>32282940
no one cares, loser

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>>32280584
Vesper used to go on bear hunts as a kid and battled bike hobos all across the United States, while studying the blade. If he stole your wife, he earned it. Improve thyself anon.

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>>32282809
spitroast pretty much cept the two guys are high fiving each other.

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>>32283163
David Gao is that you?

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>>32282809
A sweet summer child

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>>32280584
holy fuck I can’t believe how epic the replies ITT are, it’s like I’m really on reddit xD

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>>32280584
source or I call your neurologist

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>>32281958
He's the father figure I never had. I can feel myself becoming less of a faggot by the day.

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>>32283483
seethe
seeeeeetheeee

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>>32282940
Yeah but your oshii is

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>>32281958
At first i gave them a chance just to spite on ilunakeks that kept bragging about their livers model and debut numbers. After that i found myself getting attached to them after a while

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>>32283496
I think he means this, anon.
https://youtu.be/JacsMqdk7lc
I was wondering myself wtf he was talking about, just remembered that she addressed this when one kf our crazy uncorns false flagged and superchatted the question.
t.I'm a kronie and I'm chill with the boys.

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>>32283347
They need to improve themselves ame warned them and now they're oshis are gushing for them. Ame the time traveler strikes again.

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>>32281958
They're pretty based
They're pretty funny
Oh and they actually stream

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>>32281958
I never watched streamers. Never watched "let's plays", in fact only just found out that's what those were called and now they're extinct. Started watching female chuuba and now starsen.
Somehow find them less annoying than the small snippets I've seen here and there of flesh male streamers. How anyone can watch an obnoxious grown ass man shriek and whoop like a demented gibbon while playing some game or whatever, I don't know.
A guy playing a cartoon character?
Somehow doesn't piss me off because it's "not real".
Same with girls.
The snippets I've seen of female streamers is that it's all a front to funnel simps into their onlywhores subscription. An animated girl interacting with all her little friends with the occasional dash of lewdness?
Doesn't piss me off.

[Anonymous No.]

Get away from my uncle you fucks

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>>32282809
/mans/ posters really are the sane, mature, and experienced adults on this board

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trannieposters aren't welcome here

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>>32281958
There’s a literal and unironic shilling effort to compensate for the anti-homo backlash

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>>32283483
Go back nigger.

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>>32281958
Don't give a shit, I'm not a unicorn for any HoloEN. And if they filled Marine, Kanata or Lui's dusty womb I'd be glad.

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>>32284578
meds

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>>32280584
nowa oji is more pure in every way than your whore wife giving out her phone number to strangers on the airport

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>>32283927
>How anyone can watch an obnoxious grown ass man shriek and whoop like a demented gibbon while playing some game or whatever, I don't know.
That's why if for whatever reason you decide to watch streamers you don't go for most popular ones, you find a ~50 views older guy playing Stalker and chill.

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>>32284578
it's a reaction to your autistic irrational hatred of males you schizo, they do it because they're making fun of you

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>>32281444
no. i love grandpa and you cannot stop me.

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>>32281958
I like underdogs. I used to like holoid because they felt like undiscovered gems to me, and it felt special. But then kobo happened and then anya got 8k on rust. I just moved on to the next underdog after that which is tempus
>starsjp
Don't understand japanese

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cmon he's just a little guy

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>>32285514
And it's his birthday. You wouldn't hate Nowa oji the little wizard IT boy during his birthday, right?

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>>32281958
Easy
>theyre based
>admit theyre cringe at times but are unironically genuine for their autistic hobbies
>theyre /fit/
>not afraid to bantz at each other
>true UNITY
Like, what other gen does group collabs on the regular? Not just for anniversaries, promoting merch or special events – WEEKLY all-gen collabs where they just chill together on stream. They already have a podcast and a DnD campaign in the works because they just enjoy hanging out together that much. Safe to say, I freed up memberships exclusively for when the boys open them up.

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>>32286316
hecking wholesome post

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>>32281624
The literally cannot stop winning.

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>>32286280
hate these days transcends birthdays

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>>32281958
not only do they actually stream, they also stream games that are interesting to watch
also, they're just generally entertaining as men usually are

the parasocial crap and tribal faggotry are irrelevant to me

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>>32286316
OP here, okay I've calmed down, I need to drink water, you mentioned ttrpgs so I guess I can give them a chance.

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>>32286316
Just say you're a friendless faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy incel batman
Why don't you actually get some friends for a change
Talk to girls

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>>32284758
lol, why's kanata in there? The only times I've seen her is before her first new outfit and the blue axolotl arc

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>>32286478
NOOOOO!!!

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>>32280584
>literally zero fucking talent
>all he does is make shitty zatsus talking about his boring normal life
>leeching from the girls because he has zero fucking dignity
>friendless cucks will praise him because they never had contacts with a normal dude
I hope he dies of fucking brain cancer

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>>32282119
I gave them a chance and drop all of them except Noir, they all simply boring as fuck, and blue faggot voice is terrible.

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>>32281958
all this femoid replies

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>>32286620
he cant, he's a fucking vampire IRL

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>>32286750
No he's not. He should've been a Romanian born in Transylvania. He's just a larper and this is cultural appropriation.

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>>32286503
no, they are nice and you are not

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>>32281760
This. If the only thing it took for her to have a genuine laugh was the interaction of one boi then she's the one who's been craving the D all this time. In fact it makes her look more like a loser because it feels like this is the first time in forever a dude is having fun around her.

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>>32286851
who the fuck would ever want to culturally appropriate anything from romania? lmao maybe a moldovan but that's fucking it

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>>32286851
He is. And it is culturally appropriate.

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>>32280619
KEK
VESPER WAS THE SOUND ENGINEER ALL ALONG

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>>32287004
>who the fuck would ever want to culturally appropriate anything from romania?
Then stop making every vampire a gay british fuck. You will have a bronze stealing, three tooth, fat fucking alcoholic who will be constantly confrontational and will end up stabbing half the Hololive members and you will fucking like it.

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>>32280584
that's a man

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>>32284758
This. I want korone to have her womb filled with cum ASAP. The dog was depressed for a while because she's afraid to die alone. I want my had to be happy.

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>>32287514
Abe...

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>>32286851
You Will Never Be Nosgothian

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>>32286851
this isn't twitter, fuck off

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>>32280629
Mori hater may actually be right on this one

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>>32287268
>vampires are ONLY from romfailian folklore
lmao
as expected of a romanian

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>>32286620
>boring life
>forest gump’d around the country more than 6000 miles because he was fed up with his job and just went hobomode
anon..? Do you perhaps not watch the streams..?

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>mods are deleting threads
welp that was fun while it lasted

[Anonymous No.]

more threads on the way kek

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>>32288356
Stream? I need to watch that.

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>>32288195
Dont forgot in one of these moments, he encountered a supernatural phenomenon.

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>>32281624
>feminization and bimbofication of Ouro Kronii
it was Yagoo's plan all along
>forged the Stars-ID uber alliance
newfagchama

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>>32281958
No one hates Vesper or Magni, the other two are more likely to be hated, one is attractive and tall and the other one is a playboy.

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>>32289309
it wasn't supernatural, he just ran into an insane homeless guy in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

i miss running into homeless people who would dress up like bushes and scare passerby, they are so based

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>>32281958
Sorry anon! I can no longer journey this path with you!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, the guy who has called himself a volcel is the issue.

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>>32281624
Fucking agree

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>>32289730
Which actually sounded quite scary.

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>>32281958
>WE

[Anonymous No.]

https://discord.gg/XDcCuRKQmg

[Anonymous No.]

>>32294191
stop shilling your discord

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>>32280584
The blue isekai hero can't be saved. He destroyed what remained of the barrier between worlds. The now-inevitable merging of those worlds will result in catastrophe. Congratulations, Stars, you'll get your unity...and Hololive will become nothing more than a mirror image of Nijisanji. This is the future you desired, and now it will come to fruition...all thanks to Regis Altare.

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When Anya dropped by Vesper's first zatsu and he started talking about his JP reps after greeting her in Japanese is one of the most hilarious Holo moments for me
https://youtu.be/qbinZxaSsdY?t=3388

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>>32296177
Based

[Anonymous No.]

My grandpa will never allow anyone to lure him out of his volcel cave, he WILL become an arch-wizard and there's nothing any female can do to stop him