/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

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>Main links
Previous Stream:
Rust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL9ifGWP9Aw

Next Streams (PDT):
01/09 19:00 Angry birds
02/09 19:00 Boomer vs zoomer
03/09 19:00 Delivering Hope

Stream Rise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHibTDJlTJw
Stream A Million Miles Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzS26Ao3vt8


Merch (Limited):
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
CouncilRys swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Council anniversary plushies: https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololiveen_council_an1st

Bae's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
Current schedule: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1563855369449144320

>Where can I find arts?
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAE
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png (embed)

Previous Thread: >>32074858

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Thanks for the bread!

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Thank you for the bread!

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>>32251967
Thanks for the bread~

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Million Miles Away is great

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Wonder if she'll be make it to the stream, considering the appointment she mentioned

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Bae!

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>>32255306
She was typing in Fauna's chat 5 minutes ago so she's back.

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It's nice that Bae and Kronii are still getting sponsored by them but did any of you bros actually touch the game?
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1565512331102232580

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>>32258230
I don't even remember what that was lmao

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starting soon, get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj5O99c6bCI
>>32258230
Nope

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We're being slandered in prechat...

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Starting now bros.

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>>32259168
Slandered? Who and by whom?

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I'll be real I have never played or even saw this game.

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Angy Bae

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damn she's angry, i hope she doesnt BLAZE those birds

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enter angy rat

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>shitty mobile games are nostalgic to zoomers
Kinda cringe bros

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>>32259168
>>32259416
I'm retarded. Why and by whom.
>>32259460
A bit of a lukewarm joke there

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>>32259416
A few were talking about /vt/ freaks being disrespectful for wanting to mating press the rat

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>Nostalgia for Candy Crush
Please no...

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>>32259563
>breaking containment
They're the real freaks

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imagine angy bird but you're throwing mr.squeaks

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>>32259563
>disrespectful
lmao fucking retards. Also we're one of the most chill fanbases in /vt/.
But also this >>32259600 they're ten times worse talking about /vt/ of all things

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>>32259559
bruh

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>literally throwing
AHHH QUAN CHI
YOU'RE INFECTING HER AND ME WITH THE SHITTY PUNS

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what sort of emotion is bae experiencing here

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temple run stream next

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>>32259915
Envy for my dick

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fucking hell she is terrible at this, why is she even going for 3 stars on every stage

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>>32259998
This stream is gonna give me an aneurysm

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SHE DID IT

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this zoomer rat.... doesn't even know what gamecube is, growing up with mobile games, need correction, hard mating correction

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>tfw Bae has the same taste in games as the actual child in hololive
Now if only she'd play PvZ too.

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I want her to play Zuma

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This baeby rat...

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In a way, this is good practice for when she eventually plays Delivering Hope.

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she came, she really did, i heard that

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SHE DID IT

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SHE DID IT

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Baelz space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OyKAVMbDgyGb
https://files.catbox.moe/36qaqs.m4a

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If you want to feel old Angry Birds literally came out over 12 years ago

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she's gamin

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>>32261406
>2009
Jesas. I was 16.

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It HAS to be 3 stars!

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>>32262347
Good.
I want my oshi to be a winner, not a conformist loser.

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i don't know why, this is a really relaxing stream for me. People would think I'm crazy

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>>32262580
Same
also holy fuck I forgot about the pay to win eagle

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>alone on a friday morning, playing angry birds? god, you're pretty good

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I like the colour red but the red bird sucks

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>oh so i gotta hit at the wood in the middle!
>hits absolutely nothing
Comedy gold

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It's time to use the eagle rat

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Game is too difficult for her. It's over.

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>Bae's parents emphasised having family time without technology
My respect for the Papa and Mamarat grows everyday.

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>how did they do it before technology
it was called beating them bae
my cousin became a drug addict because he had adhd and his dad would beat him for not staying put

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>>32264476
This
I have a younger brother who cannot get off his fucking phone even in a restaurant with the food in front of him

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This stream is like you backseating your little sister playing mobile games while you two wait for your parents to finish doing boring errands as kids

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This bird is my favorite one

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mr squeaks hanging on for his dear life

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>>32264657
Pretty much

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lmao, that look of disbelief on her face

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Is Bae meant to be doing something after this stream?

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>>32265710
Family outing

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>>32265710
having sex with me

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>>32262486
this music is reminding me of 10th grade

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>Sucker Punch
My oshi... she had horrendous taste....

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>>32265710
Me
Maybe she'll try the recording studio again before going out with the rrat family tonight.

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Sorry brats I should've waited until the stream ended to send her that snapchat

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Bro this music suits bae soo much

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Bae confirmed to be on Gura's big brain collab

>>32266669
Honestly though

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Rate the stream

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Some kino collabs coming up, really looking forward to both of them

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>>32267118
honestly probably one of her weaker streams as of late, just not the best game choice.

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>>32267118
It was comfy
Game wasn't too hard and Bae had fun

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>>32267118
It was more fun than I expected, plenty of dumb Bae moments.

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>>32251967
UUUOOOHHH

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>>32267118
It was alright/10
Wish there was a little bit more zatsu sprinkled in.

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>>32267118
I've been meaning to ask: are you both a Brrat and a Miofa?

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>>32267118
Do you use this image when you liked it and the other when your not sure?

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>>32267118
Mobile games are making me feel old as fuck but they also make me want to bend Bae's bratty zoomer ass over things so it's a confusing feeling.
Glad she's also confirmed to be in the Gura quiz show. Was assuming she weren't since she scheduled her stream so close to it.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounce_(video_game_series)

Boomer vs zoomer mobile game stream when?

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Rust would be funnier if they all had their own models but Rustified.

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>>32270653
Uwaaaah

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rat

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>>32276030
is she really a rat? hard to tell without the tail

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>>32276840
It's written on her top. Who would write lies?

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>>32276916
Fun fact
A human will tell on average 109k lies over their lifetime

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>>32277469
109k lies but this rat has over 600k subscribers!

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>>32261392
Thank you kindly.

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>>32270653
>sagRyS

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Paparat respect.

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>>32284775
He buildin'

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rat

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I miss Bae...

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It's finally the day

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https://twitter.com/AngryBirds/status/1565639874191020038

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>>32296935
kek Bae's gonna love that

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>>32267608
>>32267799
i watch all of hololive but mio has a lot of good faces so i struggle which one to post

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>>32297741

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>No members stream this week for the first time in like a month.
>Ironmouse joined members a week ago.
Funny coincidence.

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>>32298800
was it on stream?

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>>32299018
Yes.

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>>32296935
>>32297013
She noticed it, noice

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Squish

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Angry Rats when?

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>>32304180
Are these legal if so i wanna get one
https://displate.com/displate/5685156

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>>32304180
sorry this >>32306210(Me) wasn't meant to be a reply

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>>32306210
>are these legal
nope
>i wanna get one
get them anyway my dude, its not like cover will cut your balls for getting one

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Rat

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>>32306404
supose your right, cant see cover putting out a metal poster anyway

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forgot to post this

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>>32309991
BAEEE PLEASE DO VR DANCE WITH SOME FAN MODELS I BEG YOU

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>>32309991
Has anybody ever told you you have a based taste in music Anon

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Stream 1M miles away or else

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Frame up on Vesper channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do_vuPoYrYQ

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>>32315628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzS26Ao3vt8

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you young chaps consider yourselves boomers or millennials

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>>32318856
I feel left out of any generation but I technically belong to millennials.

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>>32318856
millennial, which generation are you part of lord squeakers

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>>32318856
Millennial reporting in

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>>32318856
pic related

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So im posting this as a bounty since my dogshit photoshop skills can only go so far
is there any brat willing to edit or redraw if that's your style this with the 4 kings? you'll be handsomely rewarded with a picture of my cat if you chose to accept the mission

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>>32319917
Sorry what 4 kings? Council? If not how is this related to us? Idgi.

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>>32319917
depending on how cute the cat is, i might attempt it, keep in mind im also terrible at this
>>32320349
4 kings is a joke that comes from the tierlists that sometimes pop up here
they are quan chi, jack garland, the breadmaker and the last one is from the redline movie, i dont remember his name

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A Million Miles Away is the first song that I make sure to play 5 times a day.

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>>32315736
RIP Nowa
My condolences to any passing Vesties

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At-Work-Brat.
You know the drill.

https://litter.catbox.moe/khklzr.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/n0w9eo.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/zpe83x.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/7u5969.png

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>>32324042
Thanks mate.
>>32309991
kek

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From /MANS/
>>32326506

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>>32326909
Dear god, imagine if she actually doesn't know what it means, just like in the comic

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>>32320349

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>>32327165
You know FULL WELL she won't. I'm pretty sure the joke is from N64 era so of course she won't know about it. Picrel, my favorite rendition.

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>>32286857
If Bae is baesed she'll retweet this.

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>>32328616
The art got blacklisted on twitter, so I don't think bae will see it.

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>>32329110
IRyS managed to like it.

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>>32327646
>I'm pretty sure the joke is from N64 era
It was about Melee.

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>>32326909
Basically this lmao
Except Bae doesn't care that she doesn't know about this stuff, it's Vesper and his audience that will be suffering

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>>32326909
Kino

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what is the stream even about?

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>>32331847
Vesper said yesterday they'll try to dunk on each other about stuff the other wouldn't know basically, and speculated he'll win easily because he picked stuff she probably wasn't even born for. But whatever in the end he'll suffer if he wins or loses for being old kek.

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>>32331847
Vesper tells Bae about old /b/ memes and Bae tells Vesper about new Twitter memes

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>>32331928
that sounds really fun

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>>32331847
>what is the stream even about?
Teaching memes presumably.

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>8 pieces of culture from two different eras
>the person who understands less has to do a batsu game

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>>32331928
Bae cannot be hurt by things she doesn't know and have no interest in.
Us older folks can't win against zoomers.

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>>32332242
Damn brats are too strong... Old men don't stand a chance...

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>>32331847
Nowa oji is going to red pill bae about globohomo and the international jew.

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Bae is gonna talk about a tiktok trend and vesper is gonna instantly desintegrate

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>>32332792
This is going to go horribly.

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It begins

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>not even in and vesper is already taking damage

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Glad he's calling her Hakos-senpai.
Goddamnit she actually doesn't understand. You were right >>32327646

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>Bae already unaware of the title reference

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Bae already doesn't know...

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WHY IS SHE COLLABING WITH A MALE

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>>32327165
THE PROPHECY!

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>she doesn't even know the smash bros meme
I love this baeby but cmon

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lol it's like a middle school dance, they're on opposite sides of the room

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to be fair, it's more of a smash term than boomer thing per se

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>>32333101
leave room for Jesus

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I remember the last time she had to write a tweet. She never did it. DON'T THINK I FORGOT BAE

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>>32332990
Anon she literally joined to get mating pressed by Roberu, I have no idea what you were expecting.

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>>32333172
He already consneeded and now he's going to have to write the tweet.

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>she had to reach to remember tamagotchi
I have one on my desk right now.

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>>32333102
Fuck no, I've never touched smash and I knew about it. It's just general internet knowledge.

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>>32333330
grandpa...

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Nowa is gonna go easy on her and Bae won't even be able to find something, calling it now.

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>>32333330
You do? That's kinda cool.
You better take a pic.

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>>32333330
The fact she remembers Tamagotchi at all is testament to just how HORRENDOUSLY weeb she is. That shit basically disappeared well before the Mayan prophecy shit really came to the fore.

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>>32333382
It's not really that old, it's a Connect Gen 2 or whatever.

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>>32333528
We still had tamagotchis in the late 90s in Australia. We were really slow to adopt everything until the late 2000s.

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damn vespie really is a comfy old man
>>32333532
yeah just pulling your leg

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>>32333330

I never got a tamagotchi, but I had one of those weird digimon ripoffs - it leveled up while you walked I think, and you could swipe cards for bonuses (doesn't have to be digimon, I used yu gi oh cards and it worked fine so obviously it just made up random bullshit)

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Wait wait wasn't this in a stream or am I mixing it up with Vesper talking about a teacher putting memes on it in class? This stream is confusing as a breastie.

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OH GOD BAE IS A LEGIT CHILD

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Bae...

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>>32333904
>She keeps saying "I'm 12!"
>She actually wasn't kidding

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Oh, nice, I loved using projectors whenever I visited my grandpa

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>analog powerpoint presentation

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Love Vesper explaining all of this stuff like he would a child, probably Bae won't have to do much explaining. Btw I hope this will expose Vespapa to whoever hasn't watched him yet, he's great.

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>smartboards
what the hell is a smartboard

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>>32334133
Something that is already on its way out because the setup is so fucking expensive.
It's basically a giant fucking touchscreen in place of a blackboard.

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>>32334042

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i really, really hope this is part of her character because she has to be brain dead to not know what a projector is

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>>32334133
Like a very large touch screen projector that came with 4 different color digital markers to draw on it

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>Nowa goes on a tangent/explaining
>Bae naruhodos

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I'm an emissary from /MANS/ consider this place concerated for today's collab. Have fun with the collab brats, let us all celebrate /Unity/

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>Bae just gave him the names of all her entries

???

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>>32333517
yeah sure why not
here you go Bae

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>>32334250
Why would you know if you never saw one? She's young, those were phased out mid 2000s she was a literal child then.

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>Writing the name on the image
This dumb rat...

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>>32334133
It’s pretty much just a big tablet on a wheeled stand or bolted to the wall

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>>32334310
I'm having a blast bro

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>>32334360
We had those when I was a kid and it took me a minute to remember what it was. I initially thought it was a projector but then doubted myself because I wasn't sure how it'd work from the top end.

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Looks like flavored condoms.

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>>32334387
to be fair he literally has no idea what it was

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>>32334387
to be fair vesper ||and i|| had no fucking idea what that thing was until i saw it in use

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>>32334133
A scam that every school has replaced with just giving their kids fucking laptops now.

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...

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>>32334503
spoilerchama...

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>>32334503
>||
anon...

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>>32334506
wait, kids get laptops at school?? wtf?

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>had a family member that needed it
Nowa has an autistic relative confirmed

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>>32334360
judging off her still going to "rat school" i'd say i'm the same age as her. at my school they were used until at least 2014. im a sapling not a brat so if she's actually a hag please correct me

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>>32334503
begone discordfag

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>>32334503 (me)
fuck me and not knowing how to spoiler in this site

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>>32334562
Vesperchama!?

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Bae are you fucking serious

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>Bae sent grandpa nowa an autism toy

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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No surely she knows a pencil sharpener... Bae has to counter with tech she used in modern rat school

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Vesper is too good for this world.

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>>32334602
As long as the school is high income enough where the laptops or tablets don't get stolen/broken within minutes, yeah, I've seen more schools do this lately than I'd ever expect. My old public high school was one of them.

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Meat grinder.

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>>32334830
i know what it was because cartoons used one

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>meat grinder

I am taking mental damage from this.

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Are we sure Bae wasn't homeschooled? There is no way she doesn't recognize a pencil sharpener...

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I've NEVER seen this thing outside of TV except once and it fucking sucked to use.

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>>32334944
i don't even recognize a pencil sharpner that looks like that. pencil sharpeners i know are electronically powered

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>>32334826

Based granddaughter move, second only to gaslighting him into thinking he has dementia and stuffing him in an old folk's home

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>>32335047
this is deeply hurting me

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>>32335047
An electric powered pencil sharpener sounds like the most ridiculously needless excess I can think of for a younger generation.

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>>32334944
Australia schools confirmed to be paperless?

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>>32335047

Anon... not even these ones?

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Grandpa Vespie broke our streak... it's over between us.

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Wait so Calli is Vesper's dad, and Vesper is Bae's grandfather, but Calli is Bae's sister... What.

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>follower
KAM ON BAE WRECK HIM

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>>32335226
I refuse to accept that people don't know what those are.

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He is kiiiiiiiiind of confusing Snapchat with Tiktok. Kind of.

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That's pretty close but not quite.

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>>32335267
Yes.

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>>32335117
don't worry anon, I revisited my old school a few months ago and these were still in every classroom (although not as filthy as the stream image). some anons will know what it is, some wont

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>>32335267
What having literal chaos in your family tree does to a motherfucker. Also knowing two time lords.

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>>32335364
This stream might be a double whammy of age difference and income bracket difference.

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>>32334944
Maybe it's Australian, I'm Bae's age basically, and even I knew the pencil sharpener.

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>>32335267
Welcome to Holopro family tree which is more a weaving basket than anything

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So what, they gamified talking to a person each day?

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Snapchat streaks are insanely cringe I hate zoomies.

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I have never used Snapchat but now I double never will. Holy fuck that's fucking evil and insidious.

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That was such boomer guess, but he's got the spirit.

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>>32335474
Welcome to modern user interface design

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>>32335425
yeah, I'd say it's more of an economic difference. evidently wherever Bae went to school in Straya must pave the streets with gold or something while here in Burgerland we eat dirt for breakfast

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>to my mind that's cheating
that's not how you're supposed to think uncle vesper

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>>32335267

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>I did that everyday btw
KEK

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>that's the point of being a zoomer, being dumb

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Who does Bae snapchat to every day?

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>>32335596
My American public schools were early adopters for things like digital projectors, electric sharpeners, Smart Boards, etc. so it's 100% just an income thing.

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>I do this everyday
Imagine bae showing her shoulder and hair to you every night...

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>Pager
She'll never guess this.

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>>32335746
me

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This is cheating, surely most people Vesper's age have never actually used a pager.

Right?

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No way she guesses this

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>>32335746
me

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>she doesn't know what a pager is
LMAO

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>>32335821
Even if you didn't personally use one, your parents used one, or you saw them used on TV, etc.

Bae doesn't even know what a pager is even when he specifically names it for her.

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>>32335821
Yeah nah this predates him too kek

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>can you imagine a society without cellphones
straight for the jugular
>I can't
LMAO

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I know what a pager is from TV but I don't know what they do or what they look like.

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...pagers always existed concurrently with cellphones.
Well. Kinda.
It was just less common.
Also it's a convenient gadget but only for delivery people and doctors.

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>it never crossed my mind

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I had a pager.

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>>32335821
If Vesper had gone to med school, it would still have been common for residents to be carrying pagers.

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S;G is the only reason I know what a pager is. I only ever used public phones whenever I went out in the 90's/early 2000's.

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Wow Bae really is 12 this isn't hard to understand lol

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>>32336052

This is a bit this is a bit this is a bit this is a bit...

Wanting to seggs Bae now feels morally wrong

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>>32335821
Even if you didn't use one, you'd at least be the age where you knew someone who did or saw it in a movie/tv show

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>>32335821
His roomate isn't actually 28

[Anonymous No.]

>Why would I page them? Just call them directly.
Uhh, based Bae?

[Anonymous No.]

>why would you call them directly?
LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>32335821
i never used one but my uncle would use one regularly

[Anonymous No.]

>Why don't you just call them directly

Oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.]

What's the thing Noir meant earlier by less than legal folks using pagers? I know a bunch of boomer stuff, but pagers are something I completely missed.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought pager can send txt meassages too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336365
Drug dealers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336369
how would you send text message via pager though..

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336155
Didn't they have pagers in American Psycho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336365
Terrorists though I think he's referring to drug dealers.

[Anonymous No.]

bae looks so cute confused

[Anonymous No.]

>people saying 80085 instead of 5318008

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336400
Ah, of course. I thought it might have been something more serious, like >>32336446.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper needs to chill on the explanation or Bae's brain will overheat

>she asks if he wrote 8008S
>Vesper thinks she means 113770
Too pure

[Anonymous No.]

Explain yourselves fuckers, is your oshii really 12? This stream is amazing and I'm slowly turning to dust

[Anonymous No.]

>frozen honey
alright I thought I was a hip zoomie but this one is definitely a miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336704
Yaez

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336704
yis

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336785
do you use tik tok? apparently it stems from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336704
12.5

[Anonymous No.]

should FOTM trends be considered zoomer culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>what does viscous mean
AIIIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>what does viscous mean
BRUH

[Anonymous No.]

>What does viscous mean
What does viscous mean
>What does viscous mean
What does viscous mean
>What does viscous mean
What does viscous mean
>What does viscous mean
What does viscous mean
>What does viscous mean
What does viscous mean
>What does viscous mean
What does viscous mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336922
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>what does viscous mean

[Anonymous No.]

BAEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>what does viscous means
This is too fucking much what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>What is viscosity?

Bae's science teacher, explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>what does viscous mean

Kronie here, thanks brats for making me feel better about my oshi's intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

BAE IS STUDYING LANGUAGES NOT FREAKING LIQUID THICCNESSES!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337095
hey now, it's not fair to compare a12 year old against warden of time

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN SCIENCE CLASS BAE

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336922
My little sister somehow knew about it, so yeah, it counts

[Anonymous No.]

Bae...

[Anonymous No.]

desk slam

[Anonymous No.]

>what in carnation

[Anonymous No.]

>What in carnation

This stream is too much. I can't. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros your oshi is so dumb and sexually excites me.

She totally deserves all the mating press memes and labels

[Anonymous No.]

>this entire stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337190
Skipping so she could go watch Inuyasha at home

[Anonymous No.]

LOL vesper just gave up for a moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337190
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32336704
>is your oshii really 12?
Everyone in the off-collab group has independently verified that she looks it.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay brats, you win. Bae is literally retarded and I would mating press her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337190
Shipping boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337081
>>32337095
>>32337073
>>32337039
>>32337019
>>32336992
>>32336985
SHE'S TWELVE OKAY?!?!
LEAVE HER ALONE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm legitimately withering away from this stream, Bae is far more of a bimbo than I ever could have imagined

[Anonymous No.]

Based Stream

[Anonymous No.]

Brats your oshi is stupid as fuck and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337254
Chumbie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337344
BAE IS A YUME NOT A FUJO YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW

[Anonymous No.]

heelies aren't a zoomer thing? fuck i'm old

[Anonymous No.]

Heelies aren't that boomer, they're basically zoomer shit. It's over, Vesper fucked himself.

[Anonymous No.]

Heelez ARE FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ here, why is she so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Vesper's age and I have no idea what this is about.

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi is just not the sharpest tool in the whole damn hardware store

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337386
within the last week she has jilled to Roberu X Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337386
SHE'S STINKY
SHE AND MORI HAVE WEIRD LAUGHS AS THEY READ DOIJINS
SHE AND IRYS DROOL OVER NARUTO FANFICS
SHE'S A FUJO AND IM GONNA INHALE HER FUMES

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted the Sonic Adventure 2 soaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337454
Heelies have been a thing since the early 2000s

[Anonymous No.]

How does she know what a Heelie is but not a skateboard.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I was on board about heelies but wtf are soaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337482
Too much mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337344
Watch streams. She likes ships like Sakura x Sasuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337468

Grandpa trying to go easy while Bae out here bringing out niche ass zoomer trends, this is a slaughter

[Anonymous No.]

NOBODY EVER FUCKING DID THIS

[Anonymous No.]

okay wtf she doesnt know what skateboarding is???

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337520
There's nothing wrong with Naruto fanfics, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

bae is young, pure and dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337520
Calm down, Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>you know like sonic grinding on rails
uncle please.. at this pace you might have to explain what sonic is to the 12 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337654
I did...

[Anonymous No.]

>All he had to do to win was post a fuckin SKATEBOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337468
Heelys came out in 2000. Zoomers may still use them but they're not a zoomer thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337638
Bae likes A LOT of fujo things anon, she can enjoy other ships but her brain and her crotch say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>Adult heelies
bruh your oshi is going to brain herself and take a month long vacation from streaming

[Anonymous No.]

JUST BOUGHT A PAIR OF HEELEZ

Suck my dick boomer vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337656
Please understand, even if she knew about it, her parents sheltered her.
She literally lives in a shed right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Brats your oshi is so stupid that it arouses me

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337814
It's ok she's sportsy and she's built concussion resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>so lame
If Vesper is calling you lame it's actually fucking over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337814
>a month
It will be Sana all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337632
Grind shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he so fucking awkward and shitting on my OSHI SHUT UP YOU OLD MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337835
how do you keep it in your pants around your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337520
IRyS chill

[Anonymous No.]

Damn Vesper called out as unseiso

[Anonymous No.]

>I trip on flat surfaces

[Anonymous No.]

>How dangerous can it be?

Such a sheltered rat... dumb ojou sama vibes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337988
That's the secret
I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338000
I don't like him not because he's a male because he's a douche

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338000
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338000
now do bae explaining frozen honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338079
She is LITERALLY locked in a shed 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>32337906

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338077

He's an autistic IT guy anon, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god the answer is "lol" but I'm 100% sure Vesper is the kind to write "LOL"

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338079
>>32338135
This, PapaRAT literally seals her in with his "construction work"
he doesn't really he was building her a kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>lowercase texting rules

Oh come on Vesper, our generation literally established this

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338239

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338077
shut up and take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>Bae thinks it's LOL
She's actually retarded? No? If you use LOL I'm going to assume you're a retarded boomer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338243
anon are you okay

[Anonymous No.]

>the correct is LOL
uwot m8, Bae really has a talent to make up wrong answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338243
Vesper is the kind to just write "Haha".

[Anonymous No.]

>it comes off as passive-aggressive
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338404
>>32338413
So true lol

[Anonymous No.]

this is completely the opposite of the texting rules that were established by millennials

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb zoomer rat lowercase lol is for casual conversation funnies while LOL is several degrees more funny

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck
????????
I've always done it the other way around
Even my little sister thinks she's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338324
>>32338404
>>32338413
This is what zoomers have turned texting into, everything is passive aggressive backhands through context where you have to be actively performative that you actually genuinely like or feel something, while when we texted the entire point was to try and not look like a tryhard

[Anonymous No.]

I would've thought the correct one was lol because LOL is too formally adherent to proper acronym grammar and is thus uncool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338598
lol fr bestie go off

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338648
>lowercase
oh no you hate me

[Anonymous No.]

this lol thing seem more like a girl thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338598
So this is more like "zoomie texting rules" because that shit's been used for 30 years+ now

>captcha HAGS

[Anonymous No.]

MATING PRESS all caps means i am serious with Bae

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ here again, what do you mean there is rules for lol vs LOL??? The fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

My car still has that, Vespie going way too easy on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338818
Don't ask me I'm crumbling to dust here.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae knows this one because Australian is an ass-backwards country that had manual car window winders well beyond North America. If she was American she never would have got this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338818
look, there's a diff between me laughing at your joke with LOL and

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338818

Nah nah I get it, it's kinda like the difference between

>ok
>Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338818
I had no idea zoomers have terraformed texting to this degree, back in my day you'd type lol because LOL seemed too tryhard

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338000
nice one, Anon. I'll see you on /r/Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

zoomers rarely use voice, therefore they've developed way more nuanced way of texting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338818
Probably what this >>32338598 anon said, but yeah, there's rules, technically

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338818
>>32338549

[Anonymous No.]

He could have gotten her if he did it like Jeopardy. ask her why we say roll up the windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bae sends you a joke
>reply with ROFLMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338135
Wasn't the original plan to build her a streaming closet inside her room? Did that fall through? I haven't been able to closely watch in a long-ass time.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck please tell me that's not real

[Anonymous No.]

>Avolatte
Zoomers must be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>Latte inside an avocado
Absolutely disgusting. What is wrong with Australian zoomers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339106
the "shed" she lives in, is basically a granny flat, and yes, in that flat she has a streaming room

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339106
The gamer cage was in her bedroom. Now it's a separate room.

[Anonymous No.]

>avolatte

[Anonymous No.]

>Avolatte is a real thing but it's ONLY an AUSTRALIAN thing
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339106
Her room IS the shed, she lives in a granny flat on her parent's property

[Anonymous No.]

That seems disgusting, the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339232
>>32339233
>>32339278
Ooooooooooooooooooooh okay.

[Anonymous No.]

CRITICAL HIT to Vesper's HP (and mine)

[Anonymous No.]

Do australians really do that or is it just Bae being weird?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

IM CORRECTING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WITH MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

Kangaroobros are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

BAE NO PLEASE STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY THIS ABOMINATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339373
ROYAL GUARD now what bitchboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339360
I've never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339360
avolatte is a thing in aus, but as bae said it's available in one of those hip barista cafes

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Australia and if the entire continent sunk into the ocean NOTHING of ANY value would be lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32338491
I'm 36 and I say "haha"

[Anonymous No.]

WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339423

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339442
I have decided to never impregnate australians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339442
But my rat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339552
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I know what it is but I really have no idea what it's called. I know it's not VCR.

[Anonymous No.]

>you plug it into the TV but I don't know what
Come on Bae literally anything

[Anonymous No.]

>what is it plugged to
He fucking got her

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you plug into a TV?

It's over bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339654
AV cables anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>RCA cables
based I miss plugging in my old consoles

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAA I JUST LOVE THIS CONFUSED RAT FACEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't know what a Nintendo 64 is

[Anonymous No.]

"Interesting" he says as he dies inside

[Anonymous No.]

BAE STOP YOU'RE HURTING MY SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>What's a VCR?

STOP STOP STO

[Anonymous No.]

>do you actually not know what a VCR is

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339703
I miss plugging in my vcr player

[Anonymous No.]

>What's a VCR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32339900
what the fuck are those colors what's wrong with your screen

[Anonymous No.]

I am old

[Anonymous No.]

Hit the what

[Anonymous No.]

the what now?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to hit your womb dumbrat

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... I really am a boomer after all... I'm withering away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340171
>>32340192
>>32340205
the zoomers are laughing at us like we laughed at bae for not knowing vcr

[Anonymous No.]

any zoomers in here know wtf hit the woah is?

[Anonymous No.]

its a cringe dance apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>drinking water

I love this old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340275
no...
not like this, I'm only in my mid 20s..

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340300
I had the same idea as him.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae stop.
I feel like I'm aging every second listening to this.

[Anonymous No.]

is zoomer culture literally only snap chat and tiktok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340275
The shouldn't be, VCR was a cornerstone of technology and was in every single household.
A stupid fucking dance is hardly comparable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340337
same
I thought it was the wa'ah meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340300
thought it was drugs, but i guessed zoomers are not interested in that

[Anonymous No.]

>Bae's avatar laughing on mute
I love this

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340398
No Bae is just extremely uncultured

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES IT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

He raging.-

[Anonymous No.]

STOP THE COUNT
GRANDPA IS ALREADY DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>what the FUCK
>no
>NO
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I'M DONE

[Anonymous No.]

>HAVE SOME DIGNITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340398
zoomers have no culture
our society is unironically doomed

[Anonymous No.]

Bae your zoomer knowledge is killing my boner somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340651
im only getting harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340651
you seeing her as an actual child now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340622
People have been saying this since the invention of writing.
It's gonna be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340651
>Not getting harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340398
millennials are the last gen to have a culture because boomers have destroyed the world and zoomers have to live a life of meta-irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340680
same, bae is totally a dancer bimbo

[Anonymous No.]

>GO DO YOUR TAXES

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340718
No, this time it's for real. Our culture is non-existent/degraded. Zoomers produce nothing of value culturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340718
nah man...
the algorithm wasn't a thing back in the days, zoomer culture is literally just the algorithm

[Anonymous No.]

Mmm yes feed me that dial up

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340792
t. boomer

[Anonymous No.]

>dial tone
MOM GET OFF THE PHONE YOU STUPID BITCH IM PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>why is it so long
LOL bae thinks it's an intro to some song or something

[Anonymous No.]

oh no..
she doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340756
I wanna do Molly with Bae then have her sit on my face because my dick doesn't work and she desperately needs to get off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340783
>Vesper shouting at Magni
>"THAT'S NOT HOW THE ZAPPING SYSTEM WORKS!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340968
for some reason molly doesn't actually make me horny

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE BAE HER 3D ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>isn't it wi-fi

[Anonymous No.]

Bae's DSL

[Anonymous No.]

>Cable? Isn't that wifi?

IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't even know about wired internet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>32340979
who is woolie

[Anonymous No.]

She has no clue whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

bae's look of confusion is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Bae
My sweet sweet Bae
Gonna correct her ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

> how does the phone have internet
I'm losing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae is used to wireless internet. She literally cannot, and will never be able to comprehend, having to dial in to the internet and being kicked off if someone uses a phone in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

KILL ME

[Anonymous No.]

Are boomers this obsessed with their own nostalgia? I technically never reached half of Vesper's things but just by using the internet I learned what they were because they never shut up about it

[Anonymous No.]

>expected Bae to have another lightbulb moment of "OH THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED DIAL-UP"

>has never even heard of dial-up

[Anonymous No.]

oh no...
she doesn't understand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341214
Modern phones have internet on them (mobile data) so I don't know why that's weird to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341263
its just nostalgia
ask millenials and cds are the shit
ask zoomers in a few years and tiktok will be the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341263
Anon you know that's the point of the stream? Bringing up old stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341263
It's the point of the entire stream you mong

[Anonymous No.]

>It had literally never even occurred to Bae that there was a time with no cell phones
>She has not only never heard of dial-up internet, but never heard of non-wifi internet at all
No wonder this rat can't manage her cables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341449
what are cables?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341360
>ask millenials and cds are the shit
No I fucking hated CDs because I experienced the tail end of portable casette players and CDs couldn't ever replicate that. They were only good as a better means of playing music in the car.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Bae even knows what an RJ plug is...

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that zoomer homes don't even have Landline anymore

[Anonymous No.]

okay I am now a Bae anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341379
>>32341402
I thought the point of the stream was to annihilate vesper and his audience with bae's infinite cringe

Also it's not even this stream, there's countless memes about shit like this and other shit like casette tapes

[Anonymous No.]

What in the everloving fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341579
yes
t. zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341519
CDs have far better sound quality than cassettes though,,,

[Anonymous No.]

I am now officially old.

[Anonymous No.]

>The bimbo arc got to bae but she was just great at hiding it
>now she's aiming for zeta

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341579
Don't you still have to plug the wi-fi router into the box?

[Anonymous No.]

Artists get on it

[Anonymous No.]

"glitterbutts" isn't even a real thing I can't find any google results

[Anonymous No.]

bros Bae displays the same level of knowledge as the 18-19years old therapists in my local massage parlor

i am so hard

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is a glitter butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341579
>Is it true that zoomer homes don't even have Landline anymore
Even Gen X is killing their landline contracts, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Bae did this...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a bae anti now. Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341579
it's why they no longer ask you to put in your home phone, because every has a cellphone now

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341821
Stop, I can only get so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341752
https://culturacolectiva.com/lifestyle/glitter-butt-decline-civilization/

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341617
>>32341864
at least wait until we can confirm she also did this, i'll join after

[Anonymous No.]

> VESPER IS ALREADY DOWN
>BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341821
Chances are extremely high

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341519
That doesn't even make sense. I was also alive during the trail end of walkmans before discmans came in and tape players were good for recording off of the radio and could be used in my car whereas the CD had better quality and could store way more music on it once you got your hands on an advanced MP3 player that could read stored MP3s on a disc instead of the disc needing to be burned in audio CD format. (This was before MP3 player meant flash storage players like ipods.)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm now a "Hit the woah" Anti. Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Bae's zoomer knowledge is making me hard, I really want to mating press now.

[Anonymous No.]

Doubt

[Anonymous No.]

imagine getting glitter up your urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>I've never done this

[Anonymous No.]

>I've never had a glitterbutt
mmmmmhmmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>32341998
The description of it makes me think of two footy players miming a handball.

[Anonymous No.]

you are now imaging bae's roommate with a glitterbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>''i feel like i lost''
me too grandps, me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342143
Why? I'm imagining Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

don't you guys remember fauna and mumei spanking bae during their offline collab. who wouldn't smack those shiny cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342012
You need to be over 30 to ride.

[Anonymous No.]

we're gonna get fanart of bae with glitterbutt now, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>unicorns didnt want bae collabing with males because they could corrupt her
>they didnt realize SHE was going to break them with her own tiny hands
someone save grandpa, he's crossing over

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342339
not just bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342368
This is why papa rat keeps her locked in the ratshed

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342221
I'm 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342425
imagine papa rat's reaction when he saw bae with glitterbutt coming home with a avolatte while hitting the woah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342368
Cant believe bae corrupted my pure old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342498

Reading this is fucking surreal, this stream has cursed me with knowledge I never wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

That was an amazing stream and idea by Bae, even better than I expected to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342498
I hate you so much right now
I'm going back to /mans/, its been fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342498
Hopefully he didn't lol because that might come off as passive aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342498
reaction? the pieces are coming together on why bae's parents keep her locked in the shed

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342339
Hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342368
I can see why she's chaos now, your rrat was pretty fun this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342368
that bratty mouse corrupted my precious jii-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342498
You didn't have to make this post

[Anonymous No.]

>stream raids Magni
>IMMEDIATELY slamming Bae over not knowing what a pencil sharpener is
Bold strategy

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342641
Cuckshed rrat guy was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
I stared into the abyss, and it stared back/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
Took near-critical psychic damage/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
kino/10, so much psychic damage done to everyone i saw watching the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
I knew every Boomer thing, and barely understood the zoomer stuff/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
reminds me for why im glad i dont use instagram or tik tok

[Anonymous No.]

bro this board lied to me so much, this dude wont steal bae from me, he seems nice theres no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
For someone that's gonna be 30 next year, I somehow feel much older/10.
It was very fun. Vesper def knows how to be respectful while still being funny. Bae also managed herself well. Love me my zoomer rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>32342789
Actual pure distilled kino/10 but also tore apart my soul. Love Nowa-jiichan

[Anonymous No.]

>glitterbutts is literally a thing harlot women do at edm raves to grind against penises
>bae knows this

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>>32342789
as zoomer, thought would know bae's things... I was wrong/10

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>>32342946
>trusting /vt/
>ever

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>>32342961

He does come across as a bit abrasive in the way he talks sometimes, to be fair, but I chalk it up to him being socially retarded when emotional than intentionally rude

he's just like me

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>>32342978
Bae has totally been mating pressed while high on molly
Hot

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>>32342978
>states she loves EDM at debut
>knows EDM culture practices
My mind is fucking blown.

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>>32342789
Good concept with an even funnier execution than expected. Both of them were firing on all cylinders to produce max psychic damage, but I think Bae won out on the end. Overall, really nice stream.

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>>32342946
he would probably show up to babysit my and bae's kids in flip flops and jorts

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>>32342789
Great/10

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>>32342978
>If you where an aussie and into raves, the rrat might have grinded on your penis
FUCKING AUSSIES

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>>32343262
my post btw

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>>32342789
That was so much fun
I'm in fucking PAIN though, I love my rat but holy shit bro

[Anonymous No.]

I just came by to say she isn't my oshi but fuck, your oshi makes me diamonds

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>>32342221
Mine's over 30cm

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>>32343404

She was always my favorite council but her level of dumbness actually makes her less attractive to me now, it feels like it's a crime

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>>32343178
It never felt weird for me, honestly. Maybe because I'm also similar when I interact with my family. Then again, they know I don't mean wrong with what I say/the way I say things.

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>>32342789
Exactly the kind of thing I was hoping for when it came to Bae collabing with the Stars. Good stream idea, fantastic execution, can't think of a single bad moment.

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>>32343532
>butarentgirlsthecutestwhentheyareretard.png

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>>32343262
my post btw

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>>32343515
Even better.

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>>32343404
Yes, yes, it's working
Soon you'll be one of us

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe this fucking rat was a genuine bimbo the whole time

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>>32342789
That was fucking hilarious, it was so much better than I expected.
Hoping for Bae glitterbutt art.

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>>32342978
What, is it like a sign that having glitter on your butt means you're up for a stranger grinding against you?

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>>32343690
>first mori, now bae
BimboEN....
i had a very recent dream where mori and bae did pic rel to me

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>>32343682
I will not give up my oshi fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

stop being horny for the glitter thing
shes dumb and has asian parents she likes the autistic fidget things, theres no fucking way she went to a rave and pressed on random dicks shes a pure rat (and my wife)

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>>32343532
You're not a real man.

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>>32343804
Source

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I really love Bimbos, bros.

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>>32343852
Who's your oshi?

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>>32343951
#416160
No i dont use sadpanda, fuck that shitty site

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>>32344017
Moom

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>>32343939
She likes edm stuff. Doesn't mean she has done it just like me now knowing what an avolatte is doesn't make me an enjoyer or consumer of avolattes.

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>>32342789
i knew bae's model was top-tier but today, seeing her face turn more and more confused while vesper was explaining things was the top kino moments for me /10

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>>32344031
Fuck you

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>>32343939
It's jork
I still want glitter butt art though
Nay, I demand it

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>>32344074

Bae losing her shit while muted was amazing

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>>32344062
Alright, you're free to go then
You have good taste anyway

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>>32251967
The collab was hilarious and pure kino, love Bae and Brrats from /MANS/ <3

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>>32344199
Thanks for supporting our bimbo rat /MANS/bros

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>>32344098
>go to a site to see if they translated a doujin
>its not there
>go to sadpanda
>its there but in portuguese
face it dude, unless you are searching for loli (which can be found in other sites btw) there's literally no reason to use sadpanda other than muh sekrit club
>>32344147
easily the best moment of the stream, that and vesper going HAVE SOME DIGNITY, DO YOUR TAXES

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>>32344316
>>32344031
l2panda

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Your oshi has provided great KINO, the GOLDEN AGE of HoloEN is here, we are here to witness the greatness, brats. /Unity/ is here to stay

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>>32344199
Loved the collab too, hope Nowa isn't in too much pain

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/mans/ here, I am interested in your rrat now
need all yours best of VoDs and the lewdest of lewds

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>>32344368
NTA but i only used panda for artist galleries, but now that kemono party is a thing i dont remember the last time i used the panda

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>>32344441
You can just look at OP, if you're into Vespie, Bae's zatsus are pretty good too.

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>>32344441
You gotta wait for a bit, thread's about to die.
Also you better respect the rule of never take bait if you think of staying, if only temporarily
Someone can probably provide you boxset's anon pic next bread

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Also, is cheesed to meet you a /here/ joke or something? Because Altare during his first killer game in the collab said it when he caught Bae hiding in the closet-thing .

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>>32344633
Nah it's a relatively normie meme but the holocaust variant is 4chan

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>>32344441
Check out our OP for the Streams Guide and Season Box Arts, we've got Bae's best streams there.

[Anonymous No.]

Brats, your oshii won me over. She was super cute.

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>>32344441
Brats doesn't do random image spam just to keep the thread alive.

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>>32344441
Check the getting started section in the OP, there are stream guides + a season box art and stream ranking made by one of our hardworking anons
Hope you find something you enjoy.

>>32344633
The phrase itself existed before Bae and is a dad joke
It became attached to Bae by the people /here/ but now it's everywhere

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>>32344633
Its an older meme-repurposed into this image, which is the one that kickstarted the meme
and people keep posting this version i made in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

For next OP should I use Baebutt, sportsy Bae, or a collab meme

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Thanks /rrats/
I'll just save what I need and go back to /mans/ to watch zomboid
Till the next time

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>>32344833
collab meme onegai

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>>32344633
Normalfags have invaded 4chan for long enough that I can barely consider anything a -here thing anymore, specially with accounts like /vt/ takes (a twitter account sharing screencaps, apparently)

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>>32344833
Collab is fine as long as you're sure it won't attract the mentally ill from the catalogue

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>>32344917
Whenever I get those vtuber news accounts on my youtube, almost all the shit they say is word for word, rrats from here.

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>>32344871
Later magbro

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>>32344779
Welcome /MANS/bro, good to have you

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>>32344917
I'll only ever believe a streamer is /here/ when they hit Risu-tier of /here/

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>>32344888
>>32345070
I decided to go with cute dancing rat instead, collab memes are still coming in.

>>32345140
>>32345140
>>32345140

[Anonymous No.]

>edm dancer
>glitterbutts
>lives on snapchat
>cute, tiny asian roommate

The first time I laid eyes on Bae I thought, goddamn what a sexy, kinky design, she must be a freak, and lo and behold. She subsists on cock. This must be why she's all in on Tempus. She wants every cock she can get her hands on. Every brat will get a turn. God I love girls that are that boy crazy. I bet she'd do anything for you.

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>>32343532
She definitely plays up the zoomer dumb aspect or at least is self-aware. See Mr Squeaks debut stream.