Which chuuba would realistically be a good wife

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Not in your fantasy but in reality

[Anonymous No.]

As far as wife duties, Ina, Fubuki, Lamy, and Botan would be nice and responsible and take care of you.

But imo Nene would be the ideal wife. Every day would be fun with her. Everyday already is fun with her. I love her bros..

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>>3220663
no clue in all honesty. It depends on how well you get along with them as an individual, but I think the chuubas most likely to be a good wife would be Ina or Nene

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it's Aki Rosenthal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3221359
But she's already married

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>>3221399
Yeah to me. That’s how I know she’s a great wife.

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[Anonymous No.]

As much as I love Korone and Ina, I think Subaru would probably be the best to balance out an introverted personality.

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>>3220663

[Anonymous No.]

Roboco

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>>3220663
Kiara if you can control/deal with her menhera moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmT_cv2hBaU

[Anonymous No.]

>>3221736
Please marry her so she stops

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>>3220663
Depends on your priorities. I'm going to say Watame, Noel, and Mio all seem good.

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>>3221428
But she's married to me! Is a cheater a good wife??????????????

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>>3220663
Kiara if you can get her to marry. Aki probably, as well as Sora. AZKi confirmed.

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>>3221616
I will charge her battery with my cum

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>>3220663
Rose isn't menhera, is responsible, and has a good head on her shoulders with a loving attitude

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>>3220663
Flare & Friend obviously. Their management skill will stablelize a struggling family. Shark & Wolf for loving mothers. Coco, Botan & Mori for the ambitious but benevolent type. Okayu, Mel & Choco for bitches on the bed. Don't put your dick in menhera, it'll get worse over the years.

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>>3220663
Pekora. She's good with kids. Downside is her other wife duties but I can cook, work and do the chores. Just let her handle the kids at home

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>>3229756
Peko will take the kids

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>>3220663
Mio, there's a reason why she's called a mama

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>>3220663
Shion, because she's my little sister

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Judging by the very limited insight we have into who they are beyond their characters, Botan is the only one that comes to mind. Mio too maybe. If only because they seem to be comfortable enough with themselves not to load their partner with unreasonable expectations.

Introverted, shy girls may seem like a good choice, but they're not. They'd quickly grow bored of (You) because they'd realize they can be a dull nerd by themselves.
Ina is the best example of this, (You) think you'd be great together because you're both nerdy and quirky, but what she really wants is a normal dude, preferably one who doesn't even know what the word "gacha" means.

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>>3220663
Aki by far. But NONE of you would know about that. SHAME!

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Rushia would unironically be the greatest wife of all time.

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>>3220663
Tsukino Mito (from her zatsudans)
Choco (based on her cooking streams)
Pochi

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>>3220663

[Anonymous No.]

>>3230067
>Tsukino Mito
Lesbian

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>>3230067
>Mito
She'd be an interesting wife, but not necessarily a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

She bakes.

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>>3230149
So does Haachama

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>>3230197

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>>3230197
>So does Haachama

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Realistically, I (and most of us) can't speak Japanese so that eliminates most of the JP branch.

I think Reine would be a great wife. She's very kind, seems to have an interest in cleanliness, and has a good balance of extroversion vs. introversion.

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Which chuuba would cuck you

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>>3229610
F

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>>3230412
Ollie

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>>3230412
Coco

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>>3230197
She'd be the best wife if you didn't mind her never cooking

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>>3229610
>has a good head on her shoulders
not for long dude

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>>3220663
Honestly, none of them. The only exception would probably be Subaru because she is really the only normal one among the group. I think most people tend to for get the the vast majority of hololive girls lack basic social skills and can barely do things like cook and clean up after themselves. It might be cute for a week or two but you'd get sick of it.

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>>3230412
>Which chuuba would cuck you

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>>3230412
Festival

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>>3230072
Enjoy your dino nuggies, anon.

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>>3220663
Just give me the damn visa...

[Anonymous No.]

towasama

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>>3220663
korone because she would kill me and end my suffering

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As a self-sufficient anti-social autist who cleans and cooks, Pekora.

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>>3220663
Koopa

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>>3230412
Matsuri for sure. I'm sure it's in her fetish list somewhere.

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>>3232423
>dino nuggies
what more could I possibly ask for?

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>>3232633
A life without dudes stalking your wife? There are multiple men paying her ~$3000/month for a chance at her hand in marriage.

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>>3232687
>wife has tons of disposable income instead of leeching mine
>get to heroically beat up gachikoi schizos who track her to our home
sounds based

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>>3220663
Subaru probably has all the qualities in a wife you could ever ask for.
She is friendly and outgoing which would be good for raising kids and being in touch with family. She's also a tough cookie that's been through a lot and would be dependable through tough times. It might be easy to think of Subaru as just an average normalfag girl but I think that's her strength in that a relationship with her would be strong and stable.

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requirement for good wife material is atleast 1 cooking stream per week

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>>3232687
>There are multiple men paying her ~$3000/month for a chance at her hand in marriage.

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>>3233578
as far as I know, knowign her ROOMATE and all her FAILED relationships, she is just gonna stuff that in her savings and become a permaneet

[Anonymous No.]

Senchou is the best choice for a waifu. What more do you want other than a sexy lusty Milf sleeping besides you every night?

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>>3233929
Try this pic on for size, anon.

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Miko unironically. A girl who have a good mom is tend to be a caring wife aswell. Sheq's improving her cooking and always keep her room tidy despite busy schedule is a good sign.

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>>3233929
Marine's probably a virgin that's never seen a real penis before. She talks a horny game but she can't walk the walk.

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>>3234127
How did you think this sexy boomer got hired in a black company and stayed for a long time? It`s all because she was addicted to middle-age salaryman`s dick for a long long time...

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>>3234034
napes are my weakness
holy shit
especially if they have long hair and it's tied up or on the side and it shows

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>>3234127
There's no way she hasn't had a lick of penis

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>>3234226
Napes are every man's weakness. It's easily the most evocative Marine pic on the internet. Enjoy it thoroughly.
>>3234305
It's easily possible. Very common thing, too. It's part of why Melody is so laid-back.

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Suisei would be a great wife, although not as good of a mother. If you're comfortable with being a house husband, she's top tier.

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>>3235284
Suisei already said she wants the dude to bring in cash.

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>>3220663
Unironically Delta.

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>>3233071
She also has a mommy kink.

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>>3235327
How much money do I need to marry Sui-chan?

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>>3236144
Good income. Try aiming for at least $90K annually.

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>>3220663
None of them, all of them are legit menheras.

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>>3233071
This

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>>3238170
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AUTISTIC PUSSY EROTIC

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>>3235621
Aww she wants to be a mommy so bad

[Anonymous No.]

But the real question is "would anon be a good husband?"

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly can't say. None of them talk about themselves to the extent I'd feel comfortable saying I know their interests and personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>3220663
migo

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>>3238170
Why are all of my favourite Holos in the autistic category? I literally watch all of their streams

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>>3229396
>He thinks it'll stop if she gets married.

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>>3220663
According to the other girls, Matsuri (believe it or not).

[Anonymous No.]

>>3220663
Botan, Subaru, Mio, Nene.

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>>3221546
Mori would be a great mother but an awful wife.
She's married to her work, but she loves the little ones.

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Whichever ones can cook are top of my list so Choco and I don't know who else cooks well. Probably Aki and most of the hags.

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>>3229857
Mio hands down.

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>>3232513
>ywn hug your wolf wife from behind and bury yourself in her voluminous hair as you complement her cooking
Why even go on

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>>3238170
How is Suisei a public meat toilet lmao

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>>3248560
Because I want to fill her ass with piss

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>>3248560
She fucking is, everything in her looks and behaviour just screams old men gangband

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>>3238170
ManjiGumi is pure and must remain in the autistic category

Also Fubuki isnt pure at all but makes for good wife

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>>3230369
you don't want buginese woman as your wife, they are manipulative and materialistic. trust me, I'm one of them

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>>3229988
> but what she really wants is a normal dude
Honestly, I'd want that, too. I want a wife who pushes me to be better instead of indulging me in my worst habits.

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>>3238170
> suzy in public meat toilet
Yeqh, Your chart is shit.

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>>3220663
Definitely not Korone. She's divorced 4 times

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>>3230412
Oga, Ange

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>>3229988
Ina strikes me as a person who would marry anyone if it could leverage her artist career, unless you are a established artist she wont even give you a second look

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>>3248949
I am an estabilished autist though.

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Which Chuuba gives the best head?

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>>3254746
Out of all of Hololive, it's almost undoubtedly true that Suisei would give the best blowjobs. Sure, some of the other holos might be easier. Once you had her convinced to do it, though, Suisei would be by far the most competent at it.

Let's start with experience. We know that Suisei is straight. She's said on stream what her preferences with regards to men are. We know that Suisei has a good looking body, because she's slim, fashion-aware, and a practiced dancer. Suisei is also pretty neurotypical for hololive, with references to going out shopping with friends as a regular activity. All of this points to a girl that would have gone down at least a few times in her life, but you have to remember that she literally worked at a pub while pursuing her dreams of being an idol. That's the sign of an outgoing girl that's at least been casually intimate as a matter of course. When it comes to sucking dick, she'd know what she's doing.

Then there's enthusiasm. Suisei is a perfectionist at everything she does. She's a tryhard at singing, she does her reps with dancing, and even when it comes to casual activities like gaming and quizzes, she always gives it her all. There's no reason to think she'd give any less when it comes to pleasing her partner. She would be shameless about slurping on cock, and even continue when it got uncomfortable for her, all just to ensure that she does a good job.

And finally, there's raw, natural talent. Suisei has amazing lung capacity and an agile tongue. Anyone that's heard her singing or even heard her cute little noises knows that she's an expert at making you happy with her mouth.

In short, if you want the absolute best blowjob that you can find from Hololive, pick Suisei. There is no other holo that will drain your balls half as well as Suisei. And that's one reason why Suisei is my oshi.

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>>3254746
The answer is Polka. Ignore the Suischizo.

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>>3238170
Roboco is most DEFINITELY wife tier

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>>3254746
Mel. She may not like blood, but she'll suck your soul out through your urethra.

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>>3254875
Anon I can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/nWuGPwe4zDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3220663
Botan

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>>3262247
Wouldn't you want your wife to have children?

[Anonymous No.]

Nishizawa.

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>>3254746
Marine will give you best head you could ever dream of

[Anonymous No.]

Kasumi Leigher.
The reason being she's already married and doesn't hide it.
She cleans the house and keeps it in order early in the morning before streaming.
She cooks delicious meals for her husband and posts the pics that make you salivate on social network.
She doesn't often stream at night because she spends nights enjoying her husband's company.

In other words, she's such wife material that some smart jap dude already took her, unlike your oshi.

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>>3248949
I've met a few girls that fit Ina's profile in real life - family of east-asian immigrants, nerdy, introverted and pursuing/already in an art career.

They all married someone with a traditional career that can bring stability to make sure mom and dad don't have to worry about their future with how unstable art is. That also allowed them to take more freedom with their art career (i.e. pursuing passion projects; reduce their free-lance hustle in order to establish their own business; get out of the convention circuit and stop peddling their prints/comission work; take jobs that may pay less but are less intense/demand less overtime; take time away to have children; etc.).

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>>3247008
Anon..

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>>3238170
>Coco
>Wife-Material
She's a workaholic with a mess of a personal life and would turn into a bitch wife who would not be above shoving in your face that she makes more money than you and putting you down for not making her life perfect.

And then when you get tired of being miserable and ask for the divorce, she'll still have you pay pension just to further humilliate you.

That's the energy the dragon gives. Search it in yourself, anon. You know it's true.

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>>3277175
Coco seems like the kinda wife that expects you to be the wife which is fine for some people. If you can't handle a career-oriented woman that's your preference. She doesn't come off as abusive at all, Kanata actually comes from an abusive home and considers Coco her best friend.

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>>3278262
Kanata is her peer, most anons wouldn't be.
In order for her to respect a husband he'd have to be her equal or her better, just like with Tamaki's mama.

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>>3281183
That goes without saying for every holo anon, they're not bottom tier women who will settle for anyone that shows them affection.
Except Poruka.

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>>3220663

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>>3254875
I missed that.

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>>3230067
Pochi would diddle your kids' shota friends. God forbid you have a daughter, she'll get cucked.

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>>3282025
Pochi doesn't seem like that type of woman. She seems like someone that keeps her fetishes 100% in fiction. Even in her streams she never talks about what she's into and shuts down any of chat's attempts to be lewd, it's as if she's a totally different person from the reputation she has from her art.

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I want to say Lamy but i don't want a drunkard for wife, then i would say Marine, but i don't know how much of that sex crazed oneesan is a meme.
Common sense makes me say either Botan, Subaru,Sora and Okayu, but she is already married to Koro so oh well, that being said, i also think Watame would be good, albeit she would be needy/clingy and jealous type.
No EN are wife material really aside from maybe Ina. Watson has strong GFE but there is no wife material there.

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>>3281183
Nah I doubt any of the girls would want to marry any of us unless one of us is someone whos atleast earning 250k and it's thier own business. And is atleast average looking to thier level. But conversely I doubt any man in that bracket would want to date them. So I could see alot of the girls settling for a man who is in the 100k + bracket when the girls are ten years into thier careers

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>>3282325
Yeah none of the EN or ID girls(excluding Reina) seem to have strong wife vibes they can emit GFE energy. I would say the best one to marry is probably fubuki but she's already married

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>>3282579
Oh yeah, i forgot about ID, but there like you said, only Reine has any potential whatsoever since she seems like the most caring one with a good head on her shoulders. Ollie and Moona are memes, i would dread to live with Anya, Risu is anon so also out, and Iofi feels more like a good friend material if anything.

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>>3230412
Most would, but you can probably avoid it if you carefully make sure not to live by any lolis or shotas. God help you if you end up having children, though.

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>>3282844
>i would dread to live with Anya
Why?

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>>3282844
>>3282579
This is funny considering Reine is probably the least mentally stable out of all of ID. Stop falling in love with their character personas and read between the lines.

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>>3282895
Not because of her, mind you, just Anyaposters scare me so much i can't imagine it.

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>>3248613
Literally every idol-looking fits that description in my point of view.

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>>3238170
>Ina
why? doesn't she stay in her room all the time and doesn't even drive?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take the bullet and marry Ange so you all don't have to. I'll take Toko too because I'm such a saint.

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>>3230412
Ollie already done that to me...

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>>3283157
She's low maintenance if you just let her stay in her room all day drawing and playing gacha games. What more could you ask for in a wife than someone who won't emotionally abuse you and has her own hobbies?

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>>3283262
I'd rather have someone to talk to me and also cuddle.

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>>3283593
don't have unrealistic expectations anon

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>>3220932
>Lamy

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>>3229610
The only issue would be getting her out of South Africa.

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>>3283219
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ange and i are already married though

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3238170
*CLAP CLAP*

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>>3284425
we must be schizo because we must be the same person if we're both married to ange

[Anonymous No.]

Well moona babysits her nephew while on stream... And already proved that she cares her parents

She also likes middle aged man like yagoo so bingo

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>>3248178
A true hottie soccer mom

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>>3292268
Mori will be the kind of mother who yells at the guy refereeing her son's football match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3220663
Luna

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>>3283219
I want to get this whore pregnant while she's married to someone else.

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>>3297061
literally the worst pick

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>>3229610
I can move her out of SA bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>3230412
Ollie

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>>3231321
I actually want this. What's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3220932
As long as you're tall and scoff at her childish feminine antics.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Nene is the type of gf/wife who's also your best friend, on the other hand Mio has a huge Mom energy
And on a personal level I would want to know how it would be to be married to Sora without the whole idol act

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>>3220663
I don't know about wife, but i think Haachama would be my ideal girlfriend. Someone who just doesn't want to take the world that seriously. Someone who is fun to be around, someone who i can laugh with. Surely i could forget myself and be happy if i had someone like her. She's right - the world would be a better place if everyone's head's went haachamachama~

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>>3287649
Just like that doujin

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>>3282414
10 years into their career?? anon.. i have bad news for you. Most of the Holos are in their 30s, only 3 are in their 20s.

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>>3282414
I'm going to marry Marine when I make it big in crypto and provide for her for the rest of our lives

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>>3247062
Actually a lot of her issues come from being single and not having a partner.
Her childhood dream was getting married, she has ranted about being single in previous lifes, she's at an age where she's dying to have a baby, her personality type matches that of a housewife, and she just retweeted wedding fanart
For pete's sake she's dying to have her own prince charming and family.

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>>3304535
Imagine thinking the Holo EN girls are all single lmao. They all have partners anon. Especially Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3304583
Maybe and she just kept it secret.
Hard to imagine since she planned to stay away from an entire year (and possibly more) in 2020 though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3283219
What's wrong with Ange and Toko?

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>>3304535
All those expectations sound like a recipe for disappointment

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>>3304583
Who would want Kiara? Lul

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>>3238170
>Kanata and Miko not in gay
kek

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>>3306079
Ange is unironically into ntr
No idea about Toko tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>3307829
That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3306079
They're different flavors of hag

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>>3221736
>>3229526
>Kiara
Kek'd. She'll cheat on you with a nigger.