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This is my stay at home wife. Isn't she cute? She's pregnant with my child right now.

>> No.32169781

>>32169669
Yeah, me

>> No.32170029

>>32169781
Hello son. How is Flare's womb?

>> No.32170303

>>32169669
No she is not cute. She is a elves what elves do are not cute. They lie, manipulate, steal, uses witchcraft etc. Your wife is using you for her own gain.

Around elves....

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>>32170303

>> No.32170424

>>32170303
callous dwarven hands typed this post

>> No.32170708

>>32170303
Elves are beautiful, lovely beings who deserve respect, care and a lot of kisses. Her pointy ears are especially charming. She is not "using me." That's just a myth made by racist dwarves.

>> No.32170860

>>32169669
Noel, for the last time, you can't get Flare pregnant, that's not how it works.

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>>32169781

>> No.32171474

>>32170708
I don't know what witchcraft spell you're under but that is plainly false. Elves and with their pointy ears are disgusting. They took gods perfect creation of man and twisted it just enough to make people fall for them.

>> No.32171752

>>32169669
Cute wife. Yes, for repeat babymaking.

>> No.32171990

>>32171474
Oh and let me guess: next you're going to see she'll use our unborn child extend her lifespan by sucking its lifeforce out while coming to term.

Dwarves and their myths...

>> No.32172077

>>32169669
She’s a whore
Only whores have babies

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32172184

>>32169669
Girls can't get each other pregnant. You better start asking her for the truth...

>> No.32172348

>>32171990
Myths doesn't appear out of nowhere. It takes countless stories of the same event to make a myth. When your soulless son grows up, he will found out that her mother was a whore and his father was a bastard. I'm trying to help you.

>> No.32173382

>>32172184
Have an upvote sir

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