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>> No.32100738

A FUCKING MONKEY.

>> No.32100765

TIMELOOP ALERT TIMELOOP ALERT
YOU ARE ENTERING A TIMELOOP THREAD
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

>> No.32100797

Is it dead yet?

>> No.32100849

>>32100797
It died 7 minutes after Pekora's cat first laid eyes on it and that's only because it was tortured for 5 minutes first.

>> No.32100858

>>32100765
Imagine the first time Pekora had to wrestle her fucking devil lemur out of the jaws of her cat.

>> No.32100934

>>32100663
She bought a brazilian?

>> No.32100976

ogey

>> No.32101079 [DELETED] 

>>32100934
no, it's Senegal

>> No.32101243

>>32100663
At this point, knowing pekora, and the fact we didn't anything about this monkey for so long, I believe it is already dead.

>> No.32101266

>>32100934
Yes. I now live with Pekora and sleep in her bed. It's pretty great, the cat is annoying though.

>> No.32101311
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This monkey will be the end of hololive I can feel it by the way the wind blows.

>> No.32101322 [DELETED] 

>>32101266
do you still drink mommy pekora's milk, Jiru?

>> No.32101453
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>> No.32101476

>>32100663
I'm the monkey

She bought me

>> No.32101486

>>32100765
This entire board is constantly on time loop already

>> No.32101569

>>32100663
Yeah I know that bungee gum has both properties of rubber and gum

>> No.32101802
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>>32101486
I WANT OFF

>> No.32101833

>>32100663
How is this a monkey?

>> No.32102027

I will report her to the authorities and send hololive into bankruptcy.

>> No.32102212

>>32100663
>kroni yab
Huh?

>> No.32103042

>>32102212
She told Mumei that she was doing a feet review pt 2 with Gura, and got pictures of her irl feet.

>> No.32103104

This bitch really bought a monkey.

>> No.32103178

>>32100663
You know somebody's rich and bored with life when they start buying exotic pets.

>> No.32103237

>>32100663
did he died?

>> No.32103257

patient zero for a new pandemic

>> No.32103280

>>32103237
yeah, Miko sat on him after raping Pekora.

>> No.32103300

>>32100663
>Kronii yab
How was it a yab if I'm not a Krocuck?

>> No.32103340

Let me get this straight. A FUCKING monkey?

>> No.32103348

>>32100663
A FUCKING CAT FOOD

>> No.32103493

>>32103280
wish I could die like that

>> No.32103503

>>32103042
Kek if only

>> No.32103780

>>32103340
An actual fucking monkey, who resides in her god-damn domicile, and drinks from her pert oriental teat.

>> No.32104096

This meme isn't funny

>> No.32104224

>>32104096
How is it a meme when she actually got a fucking monkey in real life?

>> No.32104460

>>32104096
this bitch is cohabitating with a real life monkey. shit is straight up preposterous

>> No.32104473

>>32104224
whats wrong with it ? It's legal.
explain logically

>> No.32104568

>>32104473
I never said anything was wrong with it, people just normally don't purchase monkeys as pets, so it's very funny that she did.

>> No.32104773

>>32104473
>Even if its legal, it is a wild animal and not a domesticated pet.
>It belongs in the wild, hopping from tree to tree, and not living in a cramped Japanese household
>It is also in actual, real danger of being killed by one her cats.
>A girl who has her mom babying her should not be purchasing an exotic pet
>Its a fucking monkey

>> No.32104929

>>32101453
I HAVE HEARD THAT FAGGOT HAS AN ALTERNATE CHANNEL TOO. WHAT IS IT?

>> No.32105056
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It always makes me laugh when I imagine this weird little thing bouncing out of control covering the room in piss with its hands and Pekora panics as she realizes she bough an actual fucking tropical monkey. Like I can so clearly imagine her panicked little stuttering attempts to reason with it as she desperately tries to follow this thing just bouncing around the room from bed post to door frame to window curtain.

>> No.32105189

>>32104773
Who are you quoting?

>> No.32105378

>>32100663
i'll only care about this loser when she beats marine

>> No.32105383

>>32105189
deleted post above me.

>> No.32105490

>>32105056
I can only hope that Pekomama is somehow able to keep that Bengal pissmonkey under control, because we obviously can't expect her daughter to do so.

>> No.32105513

>>32104773
>its legal
then no problem peta guy

>> No.32105561

A FUCKING MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.32106203

>>32105513
99% OF THE SHIT ON THIS BOARD IS LEGAL BUT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT NONSTOP, WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE TO BE BLASÉ ABOUT A JAPANESE GIRL OWNING A FUCKING MONKEY.

>> No.32106382

Japanese ppl have otter, owl, monkey as their pet.
Just get used to it.

>> No.32106504

>>32103042
I would forgive her for this

>> No.32106563

>>32106382
Japanese people don't give a shit about about animal welfare, even when it puts themselves in potential danger.

>> No.32108561

>>32100663
what the fuck? for real?

>> No.32108635

>>32106563
>Japanese people don't give a shit about about animal welfare
damn the japs are way ahead of our time

>> No.32108722

should have just a sugar glider if she wanted a retarded nocturnal pet

>> No.32109015

>>32108635
Getting exotic pets that can potentially make my life a living hell? Wow, based and redpilled

>> No.32109251

>>32109015
The thing is in Japan if the pet is bothering you too much you can just put it in a pillow case, and smack it on the ground like a Terry's chocolate orange. No one will say anything, because calling the police might intrude upon the 10 minutes of private time they got that week.

>> No.32110015

>>32100934
Luna would never sell a luknight

>> No.32110644

>Kronii yab
It's not a yab when it's just incels making a big fuss

>> No.32111460

>>32106563
>fuck tons of homeless crack heads on the street
>animal welfare in japan matterrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr

murican
mind your own business

>> No.32112488

>>32100663
its dead anon, you gotta let it go

>> No.32113008

>>32111460
How dare you accuse me of being a disgusting Burgerclap

>> No.32114543

>>32100797
The cat hasnt gone hungry yet

>> No.32116268

We don't talk about pekora monkey. It never existed. Prepare for your cease and desist letters.

>> No.32116723

Are we all going to ignore the fact that it doesn't look like a monkey at all? What kind of monkey is that? It looks more like some kind of Marsupial.

>> No.32117338

guyyyyyyysssss its not a monkey its an african bushbaby

>> No.32117540

>>32116723
>>32117338
It's still a primate, though. Besides, if you call it a "galago" or "bush baby", nobody here's gonna give a shit, since most people don't know what those are.
Consider this:
>Pekora bought a fucking bush baby!
doesn't sound anywhere near as funny as:
>Pekora bought a fucking MONKEEEEEEE

>> No.32117921

>>32100663
Aqua... Lapu-chan...

>> No.32119596

>>32100663
Isnt this ages ago? Fuck off homofag dont detract the conversation of how your fake depressed clock is cucking you

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