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https://youtu.be/VYhvbVDtkKI
You'll never make your oshi laugh like this
Kronii had the time of her life with Altare

>> No.32027120

>>32027078
Doesn't matter to me. Not a Krocuck.

>> No.32027137

Holy shit that laugh
I thought she was depressed?

>> No.32027225

>>32027078
She destroyed me, I can't believe this fucking happened.

>> No.32027247

>>32027137
Was. Now she's got the laugh that knows men.

>> No.32027347

>>32027137
Not depressed anymore.
Men have the power to make women happy.
Sucks for kronies though

>> No.32027370

>>32027078
Anon... the yab is near
And so we face the cuckold sermon
Anon, I'll say it clear
Abscond my badge, oshi desertion

I've simped, simp life that's full
I avoided each and every cuck way
And more, much more than this, still caught in cuck way

Chuubas, I've had a few
But then again, too few for option
I did what I had to do
Gachi it through without contrition
I paid each super chat
Each donation along the simpway
And more, much more than this, still caught in cuck way

Yes, there were times, cuckposters knew
When I hint off signs of insecure
They bait it all, cuckspam was loud
Ogey it up and Rrat it out
Deflect it all, filters befall, and hid the cuck way

I've 'slinged, I've simped and 'corned
I've had my fill, my share of cooming
And now, as jizz subside
I find it all so absolving
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a cuck way
Oh no, Oh not like this, Just did the cuck way

For what is a simp, what has he cucked?
If not himself, then he still is fucked
To cucked by girls he truly feels
And not the whores who rob your meals
The archive shows
I gachi cows
And did the cuck way

Yes, it's my.... cuck way~

>> No.32027394

>>32027137
She's depressed she has to deal with pathetic socially maladjusted ugly schizos guys as her core paying audience on a daily basis, so of course for once that she has the opportunity to play games with normal men she feels better

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And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad

>> No.32027402

>>32027078
Kronii is fucking altare confirmed, it’s over kronies she is not yours anymore

>> No.32027499

Depressed most of the time but suddenly the happiest she has ever been.

Great NTR Clip for Kronies.

>> No.32027535

>>32027078
I've never seen her laugh like that...

>> No.32027555

>>32027402
Damn Altare is a fucking chad
He's dicking Kronii, Kobo, Ame and Millie at the same time

>> No.32027575

>>32027078
I can't hear Kronii's beautiful laugh without that fucking landwhale impersonating Goofy in the background

>> No.32027671

>>32027402
Damn my boy is such a Chad in your schizo fanfic

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>>32027078
I don't play the game, what's going on there?

>> No.32028077

God I fucking hate Altare
The other homos are alright though.
In a weird way its actually a good thing all the cuckshit seems to center around the guy I already hated, that way i can continue enjoying the other homos

>> No.32028139

>>32027495
>>32027078
>>32013492
>>32025447
Hey pig cuck. Learn how to use the catalog and contain your autistic shit in one thread, you fucking bastard cucks.

>> No.32028410

>>32028139
the more you do this, the less people want to do whatever you suggest

>> No.32028473

Man, I legit thought everyone was being overly dramatic about the Holostar collabs. I figured I was 'mature' and 'well-adjusted' enough to handle it. But I wasn't expecting it to feel like this. Seeing a guy make Kronii laugh like that... it felt so fucking gross. Like I was being cucked. I thought I was better than this, but apparently I'm not. I fucking hate Altere.

>> No.32028999

>>32027555
the color blue really does some magic doesn't it?

>> No.32029131

That laugh ....................

>> No.32029139

Either Schizos are breaking containment or some normalfags are getting pissy in YouTube comments. I never see the cuckbeats talk back to their master but even on Mori's channel they're warning her not to become NijiEN lol

>> No.32029152 [DELETED] 

I didn't think there would be much worse than wokeshit games and movies. You cucks somehow managed to make them look good with this cuck collab. Even Netflix Bebop/Biohazard and She-Hulk have more soul that this bullshit het collab. Congrats

>> No.32029233

>>32027137
The prospect of a good dicking will always change a woman's mind

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>>32027402
Leader, I kneel

>> No.32029316

>>32029152
The fuck are you on about? The collab was Mori's idea, take it up with her.

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32029388

1 million unicorns will die from the actions of 1 ship.

>> No.32029402

I don't think I've ever heard her laugh that hard before. I actually thought it was Bae at first

>> No.32029409

>>32029139
>I never see the cuckbeats talk back to their master but even on Mori's channel they're warning her not to become NijiEN lol
Too late. As these stupid cuckbeats will learn, you stop something before it happens. Once the ship has sailed, it's always too late.

>> No.32029410

>>32027078
Nijifags throwing out bait posts and laughing.

>> No.32029560

You know how you talk to a girl and she's nice to you and you're like "oh maybe I have a chance?"

Then you hear her talking to another guy and she's completely different because she's totally into him?

That's what just happened.

>> No.32029616

>>32027078
Unicorns tried to warn you but you did not listen. You rejected them. Now, you reap what you sow. I'm so glad I stopped investing my time in Vtubers just before faggots and whores took over. I'm going to enjoy lurking this board as this "hobby" burns the fuck down.

>> No.32029639

>>32029139
Proof? I doubt cuckbeats suddenly decided to change sides.

>> No.32029656

>>32029388
3 million will die from the actions of 1 aquatic creature when the time comes.

>> No.32029702

>>32029560
>talked to a girl
Fuck off my board normalscum

>> No.32029744

>>32029560
That's exactly what it is for me. I'm not an idiot, I know that I don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of actually dating any of these girls. Doesn't change the fact that seeing them gel with other guys reminds me of every single time I've lost out to another guy in love. I fucking hate it.

>> No.32029754

>>32029560
>You know how you talk to a girl and she's nice to you and you're like "oh maybe I have a chance?"
Do you not know where you are anon? For most anons here sending a supa is the most "talking" they've done toward a girl in years.

>> No.32029761

>>32027137
Turns out hanging out with just women and lesbians is bad for your health

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>>32027078
>>32027137
>>32029131
I can't be cucked by Altare if I AM Altare. Be smart and take the pill already like the rest of us TRUE kronies.
>>32023794
>>32023794

>> No.32029804

>>32029656
Gura will never do a Tempus Collab. She's too autistic

>> No.32029819

>>32027078
Tbf her fanbase is the worst, and she clearly hates them. They're mostly maladjusted manbabies crying for mommy, even though she's not even trying to be that. Kronies are the ones who drove her to depression. I'm just glad to see her happy. Maybe talking with Vesper can get her to find what it is she wanted to do with vtubing in the first place, and she can get back to basics, doing the things she enjoys.

>> No.32029854

>>32029388
>>32029656
I didn't think there would be much worse than wokeshit games and movies. You cucks somehow managed to make them look good. Even Netflix Bebop/Biohazard and She-Hulk are much more entertaining that this bullshit het collab. Congratulation on making a cancer out of Hololive

>> No.32029947

>>32029804
More like she respects the feelings of her fans

>> No.32030041

>>32029616
This.

>> No.32030187

>>32027078
it wasn't really anything altare did, though. you could have replaced him with anybody in the same circumstances and it would still have happened. It wasn't anything he said, or some action only he would think to do, he just got taken out by a trap (?) while kronii was using a medkit on him.

>> No.32030220

Holobros...

>> No.32030236

Hologirls
>Mindful and tame

The bois
>Fun and wild

And basket weavers here wonder why she won’t laugh as much with the girls

>> No.32030239

>>32027078
How long before Gura crumbles? Kronii is her best friend in Hololive, if Kronii goes the whore route like Mori then Gura will be isolated

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>>32027137

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>>32030239
As soon as Cover allows collabs with OTV.

>> No.32030421

>>32029854
Just unsub from Kronii then. Prove that unicorns actually matter. Because I am sick and tired of everyone tip toeing around their shit. Ironically similar to the entertainment industry tiptoeing around woke shit

>> No.32030459

>>32030239
I thought ame was her best friend? What happened?

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32030474

>>32029388
<<Don't you see, Kronie? Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>

>> No.32030514

>>32027078
Jesus christ, she's capable of sounding happy. If she could move on from always sound bored and put out she might actually be worth watching.

>> No.32030524

>>32030324
A few tempest members been responding to them on twitter fairly often.

>> No.32030541

>>32027078
Her laugh is so autistic

>> No.32030581

>>32030187
It was the sound he did, listen again

>> No.32030582

>>32030187
this is giga cope. Females laugh more when in the presence of males they want to fuck. basic human psychology you retard.

>> No.32030645

>>32030524

Regis is a fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oBr4vyEsmA

>> No.32030684

>>32030239
>>32030459
Gura is currently doing her best to learn Japanese just so she could forge connections with real vtubers and minimize her interactions with Holothots.

>> No.32030721

>>32029388
>>32030474
>Altare Kronii
>AltKron
>AliKorn
>Alicorn
1 MiILLION LIVES

>> No.32030750

>>32028473
and you will keep giving her a shit ton of money and she will do it even more next time.
good job

>> No.32030758

>>32030645
Magni also replied to Scarra's big Vtuber collab tweet. Maybe they already are going to do something with them.

>> No.32030813

>>32030684
Hmm. That's interesting to consider since Fauna said today that she and a few of the other girls were more or less starting to form a study group to seriously learn Japanese. As far as I'm aware in EN that's Gura, Fauna, and Mumei. What a coincidence.

>> No.32030845

>>32029560
he is half korean isnt he ? that explains a lot

>> No.32030882

>>32028473
Why is it altere's fault? kronii's just an easy woman.

>> No.32030902

>>32030813
Or they are getting ready to be able to go to japan once they open up.

>> No.32030912

>>32027402
they're koreans, they're meant for each other. You think SEA's and white betas got any chance in the first place?

>> No.32031076

>>32030813
To add to that, it was a members only post in which Gura said she's doing her Japanese reps hardcore. I don't know about the other two, but if there's any mercy left in this world it could mean they're trying to get a hold of the language enough so they could communicate (collab) with JP chuubas and drift away from this absolute shitshow. Ergo the term Holothot. It's impossible to see the rest of HoloEN as anything but a tasteless copy or the already tasteless Nijisanji, which in both cases are just e-thots with anime avatars. To me now HoloEN = NijiEn = Vshoujo. There's no fucking difference, it's all the same bottom of the barrel shit.

>> No.32031275

Man, NTR Kronies must be having the best day of their lives.

>> No.32031364

>>32029560
I tried to tell them this would happen, but most of this board's interactions with women are about the lack of tendies with their mothers.

>> No.32031391

>>32027078
>You'll never make your oshi laugh like this
Yeah I'm a complete stranger to her and will never ever speak to her.

>> No.32031661

>>32027826
Kronii tried to heal Altare so he wouldn't limp and make noises which could lead to the killer getting all of them, but she fucked up a skillcheck and further hurt Altare who made a funny noise fitting for someone who got fucked up, hence Kronii's laugh.

>> No.32031764

>>32027078
This is it, this is "pickme" girl behavior. We finally have a real example of it and none of the annoying cunts that keep posting about it say a word.
>literally the most mundane thing happens involving a guy and a girl
>girl breaks down laughing even though it wasnt funny
Its basically simping but for women.

>> No.32031894

>>32031764
This.

>> No.32031919

>>32030459
Their relationship became strained after Ame refused to sniff Gura's armpit at the AirBnB offpako. Or was it the other way?

>> No.32032208

>>32030459
Maybe back at debut that would be true.
Now? They can't even pretend to be friends

>> No.32032244

>>32031076
You seriously think they're all learning jap because they want to be away from men and not because they're all just weebs?

>> No.32032538

>>32027137
Fans make her depressed.
Man she loves makes her laugh

>> No.32032652

>>32031764
This. It breaks my heart to listen to her like that.

>> No.32032726

>>32029560
Yeah, I've been there. It doesn't help that I'm 5'4 either.

>> No.32032787

>>32027078
I thought these women were different, but it turns out they're just run of the mill drop their panties at the first sight of a m*le bitches I tried to escape from in vtubers. The creative restrictions were the only thing giving the illusion that they were likeable.

>> No.32032808

>>32030582
Fuck off. This is either untrue or I just missed out on a ton of pussy.

>> No.32032841

>>32032808
there's a difference between laughing with you and laughing at you anon

>> No.32032843

>>32032808
There's a difference between laughing with you and laughing at you.

>> No.32032877

>>32032841
>>32032843
>almost identical and 2 seconds apart.
nice

>> No.32032887

>I love this woman
>But I actively want her to be depressed on camera so I can get off

>> No.32032918

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n101-52fYIw
i mean...same stream

>> No.32033021

>>32032918
doesnt count

>> No.32033026

>>32032918
Both completely different.

>> No.32033090

>>32033026
Of course it was. The difference with Altare was that he made Kronii laugh during a much more adrenaline fueled moment.

>> No.32033091

>>32033021
>>32033026
cope

>> No.32033158

>>32029560
part of me wants to agree, but then i remember that the girl i ended up dating for two years was an oscar winning actor when it came to hiding being into me beforehand. understanding what the fuck goes on in a girl's head and how it connects to her actions is a futile task, and it's always a little funny to watch this severely underqualified board tear itself to shreds trying to interpret and diagnose woman behaviour

>> No.32033183

>>32033090
>>32033091
cope.

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>>32033183
People hear what they want to hear. I guess some people are just natural cuck fetishists and see deeper relationship where there's just friendly banter.

>> No.32033253

>>32032918
obviosly mori is a male.

>> No.32033283

Who is the safest tempus boy?

>> No.32033288
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>>32033253
She has more maleness to show for it than /mans/ combined.

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>>32033283
Axel, he only has eyes for staff members.

>> No.32033319

>>32031764
Maybe the more fucked up thing is that none of Kroniis past partners ever did those little mundane things in the first place

>> No.32033325 [DELETED] 

>>32033283
Axel has a long term gf IRL and he pays the nodoka kayfabe so other girls don't bother him

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>>32033253
>Kronii is lesbian and a gay

>> No.32033398

Reminder that innocent and fun male company collabs hardly matter since your oshi probably is already in an IRL reltationship anyway or will be soon in the future.

>> No.32033410

>>32033353
she wants to get every LGBT achievement
she's a completionist, please understand

>> No.32033442

>>32029560
I never thought to myself that I personally have a chance. I did however buy into the kind of undefined special relationship between fan and "idol". I really like that dynamic. It's incredibly alienating when the exclusivity of that gets violated by having her main object of affection be some dude. At least in this case it's not a faceless guy, but in some ways that's even more painful as you get to watch it streamed live.

>> No.32033476

>>32029795
Is this the start of the male equivalent of "become Lamy" ?

>> No.32033499

>>32030912
I have never met 2 Koreans that got along well. If any of (You) fucks had watched that clip you'd know Kronii was laughing AT him, not with him. She hates his guts, especially after that first back and forth they had at the start of the stream

>> No.32033532

>>32033499
Then how come Koreans aren't extinct? check mate retard.

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>>32029795
I'M GONNA KILL ALTARE AND WEAR HIS SKIN LIKE A COAT

>> No.32033578

>>32033499
yeah why Regus almost hostile to Kronii though?
was it leftover from Kobo collab

>> No.32033606

>>32033234
men and woman can't be friends.

>> No.32033649

>>32028139
I am going to bump all those threads you just linked, thanks for linking them

>> No.32033666

>>32033578
He's known for shit jokes that come across the wrong way. Hardly do any of them stick and when they do it's because of the reaction from others. He called Vesper his little healslut in a vod that got privated(don't know if it went back up). Altare is also a "recovering" toxic gamer apparently

>> No.32033833

>>32033578
That was cute tho.
>Is that the most perfect your voice can get?
Was such a based icebreaker line.

>> No.32033915

wtf people told me kronii was a lesbo

>> No.32033937

>>32033476
Sadly you can't become altare unless you're a fit sociopath willing to dance out in the street at 2am

>> No.32034359

>no /∞/ thread
it's over...

>> No.32034763

>>32033915
Why are women who like men so unappealing? Whereas women who like women are quite appealing.

>> No.32034962

>>32030582
Sounds like blackpill pseduo-psychology

>> No.32035212

>>32027120
it should, more members are collabing with males, it has to be stopped

>> No.32035256

>>32033915
it was a cope

>> No.32035286

>>32027370
You're supposed to add the name of the og song so we can sing along to the tune of it

>> No.32035391

>>32033499
I have never seen more pathetic cope in the entirety of this board

>> No.32035475

>>32033499
Ah yes one of the most xenophobic cultures on the planet "can't get along". Cope harder you retard.

>> No.32035557

>>32033553
in Minecraft?

>> No.32035904

>>32035212
Anon this will only stop if EN all graduate, because chances are they'd rather not deal with a whole fan base that wants them to be pretty holes.
That won't happen though, because most of the fan base doesn't share your sentiment.

>> No.32036540

>>32035557
Fuck that gay shit. I'm killing him in real life.

>> No.32036616

>>32027137
Hanging out with the opposite gender releases serotonin that literally cures depression. You'd know this if you had ever talked to a woman.

>> No.32036754

>>32033915
Kronii is a woman that thinks she's a man but is attracted to men. To normal society she's a straight woman but to the Alphabet freaks, >he is a gay man.
I think Kronii is just confused and simply wants to be intimate with somebody, gender be damned. She def. wasn't faking her lust for Mumei and Ina.

>> No.32036795

>>32027078
So why does Yagoo think chasing the cuck audience is a good strategy now?

>> No.32036895

>>32027078
https://files.catbox.moe/9cnuua.mp3

Jesus...

>> No.32037303

>>32036795
Because ironically Yagoo realizes that the West doesn't care about this kind of shit anywhere near as much as Japan so it is a safe angle to win for.
That you still don't understand that you are in the minority is astonishing. Gachikoi as a term doesn't exist in the West.

>> No.32037351

>>32037303
Simp do exist thou moronic dweeb

>> No.32037385

>>32037303
Why do this, when Nijisanji and VShojo have already caught the market for cross gender collab?

>> No.32037720

>>32037303
Those kind of audience are the people buying the most merchandise and sending the biggest SC. The reddit/twitter audience like you who don't care either way aren't doing that.

>> No.32037963

>>32037385
>hololive dominates in the west because there's no competition
>nijisanji and vshojo pop up but never really take off
>they start introducing males, westerners love it, they start clawing away at hololive's market share, even myth outside of gura and mori starts becoming borderline irrelevant
>yagoo decides to do something about it before niji and vshojo take over, makes homostars EN to pander to western sensibilities
>the EN branch is saved
>the 50 unicorns that spam this board and harass the girls will kill themselves
>another cover success story

>> No.32038065

>>32033606
proof?

>> No.32038120

>>32037351
Yes and Western simps are ridiculed at all angles while naming yourself a gachikoi is as common as dirt over on the JP side.
The kicker is the numeral difference.

>> No.32038212

>>32027078
She's laughed that hard before. It has nothing to do with him being a man.

>> No.32038245

>>32037720
Nigger I wouldn't touch a side-branch with a ten foot pole. I'm content over at the JP side because it actually has what I want rather than pointlessly fighting a losing battle over at the EN side.

>> No.32038247

>>32038065
Do you have a female friend you would not sleep with if she offered it?

>> No.32038343

>>32038247
nta but honestly I wouldn't reject any of them kek

>> No.32038611

>>32038247
Well no, but they're not offering, so we're just friends

>> No.32038654

>>32027078
>I can't even give anime woman a good time like that with my hard earned money
What's the point of being nice to women? Those don't apply to me anymore. I'd rather become a rapist to avenge this cruel world

>> No.32038733

>>32031764
>Its basically simping but for women
Oldfags like me simply say she already fell for him

>> No.32038806

>>32030582
Man I remember in drinking party gathering, the guys often tried to invite female so the group become a lot more lively

>> No.32038847

Anons, remember to jerk off before feeling bad about male collabs.

>> No.32038881

>>32027370
Bretty gud

>> No.32038889

>>32033234
This ia exactly what Niji shills said last year

>> No.32038926

>>32033915
Woman change her sexuality every month. See Reine

>> No.32038938

>>32037720
Nigga, look at mori. There is an audience that just doesn't give a fuck about trivial shit like MALES and are willing to throw cash and buy a fuck ton of merch still. Even Bae and Ollie do well. You aren't as powerful as you niggas think. The west may be mentally deficient in many areas, but knowing to ridicule autists that go into a seething rage because an anime girl talked to a male isn't one of those areas.

>> No.32039029

>>32027078
She's so close. Come on baby

>> No.32039032

>>32035904
>most of the fan base doesn't share your sentiment
If that is true, why're you still bother to discard my opinion? Just leave my harmless response alone

>> No.32039084

>>32028473
Improve yourself. There is grass to touch, meds to take, and a psychologist to visit anon.

>> No.32039142

>>32036795
1st, Yagoo know jackshit about western audience
2nd, Yagoo understand he doesn't know, so he left someone in charge of EN branch (omega)
3rd, omega doesn't has the same vision as yagoo, he just want to copy Niji EN for quick cash and improve his own power

>> No.32039161

>>32036540
He'd wipe the floor with you in a very literal manner and then fuck you.

>> No.32039212

>>32038611
No you're the kind that sleep with men

>> No.32039214

Who's the next holoEN to have a collab with Tempus? I'm thinking Irys
>YOU'RE RET-
Listen, she's friends with pink woman and rat, only matter of time before she gets dragged into a group collab at the very least.

>> No.32039239

>>32036540
Based

>> No.32039260

>>32027078
Isn't she laughing at him?

>> No.32039270

>>32037720
Kek try harder faggot. Even if most of those paypigs you see on the comment section hating stars leave it will hardly put a dent to her SC earnings. Just look at other ENs who welcome the homos

>> No.32039319

>>32036540
Based

>> No.32039602

>>32039260
No she's laughing and imagining the air leaving her mouth traveling across the world and brushing all over his (my) hard erect 10 inch cock. She literally sent nudes to him (me) right after the stream ended.

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>>32036540
RIP anon, you shall be missed.

>> No.32039656

>>32039032
Because I think you're being a faggot

>> No.32039795
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>he can't make his oshi laugh like that with a single non-membership chat comment
This entire board is filled with failures.

>> No.32040042

>>32037720
Anon I don't know if you're familiar with streaming outside chubas, but western fans will donate and buy merch. Fucking steelrat got a 2k donation goal met in like 10 minutes. I've seen people drop thousands for fucking donations. You think merch is a problem?
I have no idea where you got the idea that Japanese only spend tons on streamers when simping is such a heated discussion in the west.

>> No.32040148

Which EN member should I move on to? I feel like Gura and Kiara will never betray me like this. They seem to be the only ones who accept that they’re supposed to be idols.

>> No.32040212
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>It's just you

roru
rumao

>> No.32040413

>>32040148
Gura/Kiara/IRyS seem like idolfags, Mumei and Fauna seem like CGDCT enjoyers and Ina looks like she's just too busy to be bothered with the homos. The rest come off as normalfags that will regularly collab with them.

>> No.32040531

>>32039161
I can deadlift over twice my bodyweight and have sparred a bit in a gym once. I reckon I could have him.

>> No.32040669

>>32040413
I like Fauna’s content but am concerned that Kronii will corrupt her

>> No.32040744

>>32039656
Are you trying to make it personal?

>> No.32040791

>>32040669
The one you should be most worried about is Rrat because Mori has little influence over Mumei/Fauna and Kronii is too much of a pushover to sway them. Rrat seems like she'd annoyingly pester/guilt them until they cave.

>> No.32040863

>>32036616
bro you're not fooling anybody. go touch some grass

>> No.32040942

>>32040791
Honestly that’s why I think Gura, Kiara and Ina are the safest bets. I don’t think they could be pressured

>> No.32041411

>>32040042
Streaming outside of vtubers is irrelevant to holoEN girls which targeted a different demographic from the start.

>> No.32041458

>>32040942
Those three are too stubborn to be pushed into shit they don't want to do.

>> No.32041504

Reading this thread feels like I'm back in middle school.

>> No.32041615

>>32041458
Plus I think Kiara just actually hates/is afraid of men

>> No.32041617

>>32040942
I think Kiara will probably do a group collab at some point and I’m not waiting to see if I’m wrong

>> No.32041862

>>32030187
Kronii didn't pass the skill check for healing him which made her hurt him. He made a funny whimper noise when that happened which was good timing. Kronii found it really funny because she was tryharding to keep up with her "perfection" that she bragged about despite not being good at the game. After Kronii heals Altare, Altare then purposefully makes himself get noticed by the killer and leads the killer to Kronii.

>> No.32041995

>>32027137
>Depressed
Yes, yes she is.
It's like people forgot the famous cvil war where fauna made her break down infront of ina and everyone else.

>> No.32042086

How many of these holostar men have gfs anyways?

>> No.32042175

>>32042086
Axel has one. Probably why he shipped himself with staff so he could nip that shit in the bud.

>> No.32042216

>>32030882
NTA but I never liked him. He always sounds like a fake, manipulative sociopath.

>> No.32042242

>>32042086
All of them. Except Vesper who has a boyfriend

>> No.32042278

>>32042242
>All of them. Except Vesper who has a boyfriend
Let me guess; 'you', right?

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>>32042278
Yeah, me

>> No.32042402

>>32041617
I don’t think so. People hate on Kiara but she probably is the most committed to idol culture out of any EN members. Also she just genuinely doesn’t like men.

>> No.32042548

>>32040531
Unless those raw numbers are above 500 thats nothing. A 160 pound manlet should be expected to do 405s as reps.

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>>32027078
no fucking way.....

>> No.32042657

>>32027078
Kronii is prone to hysterical laughter when she is stressed.

>> No.32042810

I honestly can't tell if most here are serious about this cuck shit or is just ironic shitposting.
Collabs are always mandated by management and all the Tempus members are closeted homosexuals. I don't get why some people are losing their mind over Kronii collabing with the m*les when the m*les are more interested in taking dick than the girls themselves.

>> No.32042951

>>32042810
>Collabs are always mandated by management
lol
>and all the Tempus members are closeted homosexuals
lmao even

>> No.32043122

>>32027137
It is easier to make money out of people (specially girls) if they are depressed
Female fashion is all based on this, make bizarre beauty as the standard (incredibly skinny, lanky and tall models) and manufacture insecurities in ads that basically say "you will only look good if you use this product"
What happens when a girl fails to meet those standards and fails to use said problems? they and their peers label themselves as ugly, or as a cope they label themselves as something that does not take part in this culture
This is why a ton of tomboyish girls and girlish dudes are being co-opted into the trans umbrela, they are easy and vulnerable, but what happens if someone who is not trans is told they are trans? they get insecure and depressed once again

Now in comes Altare, a chad who is giving her attention and not acting like she is hideous, and he is hot, and funny and somehow all those self-doubts and insecurities go away when he talks to her
Yeah, no shit she doesn't sound depressed anymore

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>>32027078
I didn't watch the collab
who won?
are the boys any good at dbd

>> No.32043297

>>32043122
Have you seen how fucking ugly Altare is IRL? Like, Kronii isn't really an A+, more like a C or B+, but Altare is like an E. I understand why he became a vtuber, he wouldn't have any contact with females otherwise.

>> No.32043375

>>32043238
all of the killers lost. Altare almost won it when he was asked to go tryhard mode, but kronii came out with a clutch escape.

>> No.32043418

>>32043297
What the fuck does it matter if a man is ugly? All men are ugly as shit.

>> No.32043761

>>32042810
Anon, I'm just here for laughs and I am compelled to give a (You) just for that retardation. I guess if that was your aim from the very start, I thank you.

>> No.32043835

>>32043297
does irl looks really matter if all you interact with you co worker is a hot anime man?

>> No.32043917

Yeah I can't handle this. What a fucking shitshow this board has become. Why do you have to do your best to ruin everything.

>> No.32044149

>>32043238
They will all still have nightmares of the time they asked Altare to go all out

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https://discord.gg/KJzMDE2y
was

>> No.32044886

>>32037303
Do you expect people who live eat and breathe japanese weeb entertainment media to understand any of this? Their brain is fried too far gone.

>> No.32044943

can we just take a moment to address kiara's teeth? her rm is kind of attractive but couldn't she afford to get some work done by now? it's been like 2 years, that's probably the first thing i would do with holo money

>> No.32045078

>>32033288
>She has more maleness to show for it than /mans/ combined
That's all of the girls drawn by JADF.

>> No.32045351

>>32040212
>browsing reddit
leave

>> No.32045431

im sorry it had to happen like this holobros

>> No.32045621

>>32045351
Take the L, tranny. If even leddit is against this, you have no argument left.

>> No.32045801

>>32042402
Anon if Kiara is committed to idol culture that's not gonna stop a male collab. Idols aren't barred from working with men. They're barred from dating at most.

>> No.32046002

>>32033532
>South Korea records world's lowest fertility rate -- again
they're trying

>> No.32046144

I made the mistake of peeking at reddit just to get mad about their reaction. I fucking hate how hard some people try to distance hololive from idol culture when its an idol agency. It you don’t like idol culture don't watch idols

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>>32043418
>He doesn't appreciate the beauty and mobility of the male form
>He'll never understand what women find endearing and alluring about men
Tragic desu-wa

>> No.32047763

>>32027137
Cocks cure depression anon, that's why there are so many homofags around

>> No.32047859

>>32030239
I wish Gura stays away from Kroni and Mori, these two are the worst collab partners for Gura

>> No.32048066

>>32027078
I've never heard her laugh like that before. See, I knew mixed collabs were for the best. You get to see sides of them that you normally wouldn't.

>> No.32048173

>>32038654
If you have enough money to throw at streamers all the time, I doubt you had to work that hard for it.

>> No.32048463

>>32042216
you just described every woman

>> No.32048532

>>32048463
Not everyone can be perfect, trustworthy man like you anon.

>> No.32049375

>>32042086
>Vesper is a nearly 40 year old married office man
>Axel is purposefully shipping himself with a staff member to avoid any weird shit
>Magni loves Bao a ton and they are probably still fucking
The only one I dont know is Altare who might be smashing Kronii so who knows

>> No.32050524

>>32049375
>might be

>> No.32051325

>>32027078
you guys are being weird again.
Dont look for intensity. Thats how you end up a try hard. Oh, this guys made Kronii laugh so much, now she is gonna abandon me. Come on, it doesnt work that way. Just do your part and do your best. Just be nice.

If something good is going Kronii way thats great then. Maybe you would get more energy during next stream? Just be positive. Dont over think it.

>> No.32053956

>>32027078
hetero bros we winning.

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>>32027078
I thought his first name is Regis?

>> No.32054210

unicornbros i dont feel so good
we only have gura, irys and sana left...
i think we lost

>> No.32054328

>>32027078
I hope that one anon who was so adamant that holoEN will never collab with homoEN during the week before their debut and called the "doom posters" schizos and cuckold fetishists for saying it will happen got hit by a truck or wheelchair bound like the retarded faggot he is.

>> No.32054779

>>32027078
cuckchads we literally can't stop winning

>> No.32054981

>>32054779
That's right.
I will steal all of the girlfriends and laugh while everyone else seethes.

>> No.32055127

>>32040531
anon why do you think you'll fight him in some honorable 1v1 to the death match?
Altare is going to shiv you in an alley and get the rest of the tempus boys to beat you with bats

>> No.32055160

>>32027078
3 strikes and I'm out.

>> No.32055239

>>32055127
Not if I come to his house and shiv that cunt first.

>> No.32055252

>>32055127
And what makes you think only he will play fair? A gun will kill all your favorite fagtubers with little effort

>> No.32055270

>>32055160
What were the first two, if yuou don't mind me asking?

>> No.32055412

>>32042657
I can still save her...

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