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okay /vt/sisters, TEMPUS has got us fucking beat. Our oshiis loves em. Way more than they would ever us. Thats why I propose a new pill that beats both the black and blue pill.

I offer the self-insert pill. The idea is in the name. Self-insert as your preferred male oshii and then no more problems. Me, I've been self-inserting as Altare for weeks now. He is literally me. I don't get mad when he gets flirted with by the other girls. I don't get upset anymore when Kobo uses her autist voice on her. I won't get mad when the inevitable Gura collab begins.

TAKE THE SELF-INSERT PILL. IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE SURVIVING THIS NEW ERA OF V-TUBING. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
>inb4 meds
NO

>> No.32023980

>>32023794
This is just sad...

>> No.32024040

>>32023794
People cope in different ways...

>> No.32024085

>>32023794
>Ineitable Gura collab begins
Never.
Gura knows what being a vtuber is all about.

>> No.32024090

i need to dilate more.

>> No.32024140

>>32023794
actual depressing cope on display here

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>>32023794
AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.32024371

/vt/ continues to deliver the best comedy available on 4chan. Dance for me autists.

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>>32023794

>> No.32024694

Ah, the ntr defense...

>> No.32024923

>>32024694
so in essence, I have to become Lamy?

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>>32023794
fuck it, lets do it. To survive, we must evolve, my fellow kronies.

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You drop this (Altare)

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>>32023794
What if I want to self-insert as Mori being a closeted lesbian surrounded by cute lesbian girls?

>> No.32025519

>>32023794
Me too brother, I've been self inserting as JP males since forever, and I feel very happy and excited when they're flirting with female, because, they're literally me.

>> No.32025521

>>32025495
why do you wanna self insert as a fat woman?

>> No.32025611

>>32023794
>Me, I've been self-inserting as Altare for weeks now.
L
M
A
O

What has western vtubing done to people.

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>> No.32025676

>>32025521
Because the skinny girls are boring (Ina, Mumei) or straight (Fauna)

>> No.32025765

>>32023794
Good idea anon! I will self-insert as Kronii to believe I’m getting railed by Vesper!

>> No.32026248

>>32023794
At last I truly see..

>> No.32026888

>>32025519
based

>> No.32027310

>>32023794
>>32023794
Anon... the yab is near
And so we face the cuckold sermon
Anon, I'll say it clear
Abscond my badge, oshi desertion

I've simped, simp life that's full
I avoided each and every cuck way
And more, much more than this, still caught in cuck way

Chuubas, I've had a few
But then again, too few for option
I did what I had to do
Gachi it through without contrition
I paid each super chat
Each donation along the simpway
And more, much more than this, still caught in cuck way

Yes, there were times, cuckposters knew
When I hint off signs of insecure
They bait it all, cuckspam was loud
Ogey it up and Rrat it out
Deflect it all, filters befall, and hid the cuck way

I've 'slinged, I've simped and 'corned
I've had my fill, my share of cooming
And now, as jizz subside
I find it all so absolving
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a cuck way
Oh no, Oh not like this, Just did the cuck way

For what is a simp, what has he cucked?
If not himself, then he still is fucked
To cucked by girls he truly feels
And not the whores who rob your meals
The archive shows
I gachi cows
And did the cuck way

Yes, it's my... cuck way~

>> No.32027424

>>32023794
I’m going to self-insert my dick in your ass because you need correcting

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I genuinely think this board should be closed and all chuba discussion banned from /JP/.
If you're going to start self inserting a living human being you might as well start taking the estrogen pill instead and become your own waifu.
Seriously I think I've received more mental damage reading the schizo posts here than I have from letting a fox girl convince me to buy her merch.

>> No.32027487

>>32027310
>The archive shows
>I gachi cows
replace cows with sows, you idiot.

>> No.32027547

>>32023794
>the NTR pill
No

>> No.32028163

>>32027485
>If you're going to start self inserting a living human
billions of people self-insert as other living beings.

>> No.32028254

>>32023794
This is still less pathetic than the entertainment supporters and delusional Reddit cucks

>> No.32029525

>>32023794
kino

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