/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Resident Scholar Edition

Last thread: >>31896777

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

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I LOVE MY AUTISTIC HAG WIFE (MALE)

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I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I WANT TO KISS LEADER WHILE HE PRINCESS CARRIES ME

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What happened to Leader's zelda waiting room?

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>>31911648
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1564018974819598345
Other thread's still kicking btw >>31903772

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>ywn be a girl axel tried to impress in highschool
why live

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Vesties looking good

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Damn so many clips already of the altare/kobo collab

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THAT FEELS SO GOOD OH NOWA

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Holy shit Vesper is STILL streaming? I had to stop after a couple hours to do shit. Forget burning out he is going to pyrolyze!

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>>31910902
The TRUE 5th member of Tempus

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Noir Vesper, You don't seem to understand

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>6 hours

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>>31913379
SEIS HORAS

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I love seeing my excited uncle play his spaceship game

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Maguni-kun...

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Holy shit, I went back to Leader's VOD to look for a clip and it's at almost 170k views already. I'm glad the VOD stayed up. There's lots of good shit worth clipping from it.

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>>31913581
>I'm glad the VOD stayed up.
Same.

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Ghibli songs karaoke when, Axel?

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>>31913581
It would've been funny if yet another VOD from leader went down because of the pornhub chat message lol I know it's not nearly as bad as some other stuff we have seen but you never know

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6 HORAS

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>>31913579
so the NTR is real

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>>31913838
Axel walking in on Magni.jpg

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Damn I was out celebrating my birthday boys, what did I miss? how were the streams today? when I left Altare and Kobo were doing a collab and Astel and SEIS horas where there

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>>31913838
>>31913890
KEK'D

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>>31913813
qrd?

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>>31913892
FTL has been good, about what you'd expect, but I think the collab was the highlight of the week.

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>>31913838
>>31913890
kek

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>(groan) Haaa... that feels really good.
me and my husband nowa are having seis horas

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Uncle Nowa my beloved

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btfo

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>>31913838
ayo wtf??? where is this from

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what's with all the schizos in the catalog? do retards really liked kobo that way?

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>>31913838
This cheeky lil cunt

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>>31914032
Nowa's chat, he's referring to the time he's been streaming.

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>>31914032
Nowa's stream just now, he sent that message a few mins ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J703wXxcCQ

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>>31913579
You'll always have us as your rebound, Magni-sama

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>>31914047
Global falseflag niggers I'm betting

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>>31913838
C-Chupados...

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>>31914047
Your first mistake was assuming retards in the catalog watch or like anyone

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>>31914047
>>31914092
Kill yourself.

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>>31913838
SEIS
HORAS

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>>31913905
The random person from their team was really good, so they were praising them on chat until Kobo said
>you're on youtube playing with anime
>random dude: OH NO ON PORNHUB?
>everyone loses their shit so they spam the chat to remove it from screen
It was really funny

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>>31914047
catalog niggers pretending to care and catalog niggers pretending to be tempus fans both thinking they're successfully trolling each other.

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Why are we letting people break the commandments again??

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>>31913935
Nice nice I'll have to watch the vod and yeah it's FTL it's okay

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>Vesper is streaming
>go to sleep
>wake up
>Vesper is still streaming

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I want to hear a Kobo and Altare King duo cover now.

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hey guys, confession time. when vesper was fighting the final boss I hoped he would lose so I could watch him stream longer and he did. my fault. don't regret it

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im tired but i want to stay until nowa oji finishes stream!!!! ive been here since the beginning and my brain hurt from FTL but im here for my autistic husband experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>31914133
>>31913838

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>>31914198
That'd be pimp.

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>>31914047
Should be /vtg/ just to reduce the amount of bait threads made daily.

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>>31914047
Always remember to ignore the gaping void

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DONKEH

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>ywn be a crewmember on nowa's ship cause you have no money
pain....

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>>31913581
It trended in indonesia kek.

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>altare and rio spitroasting magni

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>>31914132
why would they play with a rando knowing stuff like this can happen lol

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>>31914047
Its all bait from niggers that don't watch streams. If you wanted to actually know the opinion of Kobo's fans it would probably be better to look at her general, but it probably has a lot of bait too.

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Didn't expect the last thread to last that long
Catalogue seems to be flooded with troll and bait threads today, I made a new one on page 11 thinking it'd kill the old one but then mods just went and killed a handful of troll threads dropping us back to page 10 and keeping us there

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>>31914330
Kobo's management is pretty lax. She does this shit all the time and with voice chat too.

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I am become Mag
Destroyer of worlds

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God I love oneshotting ships with a pair of beams like that
Most satisfying thing in FTL

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So Vesties, I didn't watch the beginning of the stream since I was still watching the collab at that time. What was Nowa's goal? Finish the game via hard mode?

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>>31914410
Exactly

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>>31914410
Yeah he said he's going till he gets a hard mode win. He got very close, too.

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>>31914410
si

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>>31914410
yeah
he did a run on hard, got close, failed
then checked to see if he's overlapping anyone's stream, noticed that he was free, did another run, failed again, then said that he's just gonna keep going until he wins Hard Mode.

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>>31914195
>sleeping for less than 6h
Bro, your health reps?

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is nowa's current build the best so far?

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>>31914410
crashing the spaceship with no survivors

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i cant be bothered to buy FTL and play alongside nowa oji, so im just playing tits instead...

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HE'S CHEATING

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Vesper is CHEATING on the videogame

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>>31914524
It's pretty solid.

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>altare kobo rio astel collab trending in indonesia
good day to be an altventurer

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>>31914553
tits?

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STRATS

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>>31914410
he's gonna keep streaming until he wins a game, he said. When that'll be, I don't know.

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>>31914583
Some garbage femdom futa porn game

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What is this "so good and so tasty" bit from? Gura uses it a lot too.

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>>31914553
what?

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>>31914583
>>31914622
Trials in Tainted Space, but that's enough off topic

NOWA THATS CHEESY

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>>31914613
>inb4 20+ hour stream

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>>31914633
can you fuck the cousin yet

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>>31914455
>>31914456
>>31914461
>>31914491
>>31914528
>>31914613

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>And now you're gonna die, in that stupid little room

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>>31910902
Cancer killing hololive

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>>31914692
why does vesp get all the meme art

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I NEED MORE SCHEDULES

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how mag me be

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>>31914696
Literally me ACKK

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>>31913579
Maguni-kun desune~

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strong "i dont know, can you go to the bathroom" energy

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>>31914760
he embraces the memes + meme streams

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>>31914760
meme scholar

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>>31914807
I don't know?
CAN YOU?

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Any guesses on the Monday Collab game?

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>>31914807
>naw yeh

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>uncle smartass
thats a good one

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>uncle smartass SC
Vesties straight up bullying this man now, kek.

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any hope for these guys to play Death Road to Canada one day?

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Hey, vesyumes, here's something to imagine
>Cooking food for him during stream as his housewife
>Mute for him as you feed him despite his protests (without any real resistance)

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>>31914851
I don't remember it but didn't they already say? I think Magni said something at the end of his WWE.

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>>31914851
.>magni in gryffindor
>axel in hufflepuff
the fuck?

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>>31914851
its fall guys with viewers, magni has mentioned it a bunch

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[x]breed

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>>31914873
They have any perms for that?

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the cockup cascade begins...

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>>31914851
I still don't understand the collab rotation

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>F Duncan

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>>31914851
Isn't it Fall Guys

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https://youtu.be/-FrpuPLYnvY

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>>31914873
Nowa mentioned he'd played it before

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>>31914921
>>>/vt/nenmen

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>>31914921

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DUNCAN LOVE

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>>31914940
I couldve sworn that Fauna was going to play it, or maybe did.

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>>31913370
YAMERO OMEGAAAAAAAAAA

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>>31914940
Fauna scheduled it once, I think it got cancelled for some unrelated reason

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>>31914978
Ummm r u new here?

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>>31914950
its round robin in debut order

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>>31914910
Nobody is actually a perfect fit for Gryffindor. Axel's big on hanging with the mates though.

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>>31913579
Bro... Magni don't give up...!

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which run is it now? the third?

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>>31914983
Magni’s eye tracking when he’s looking down is sex

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>>31914983
Leader effortlessly gets the bitches wanting to care for him…

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>Duncan was a teacuck
heh

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>>31915032
so uh...
who's next week's host

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>>31915083
Third and final one for now

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>>31914910
Admittedly I think Axel fits Gryffindor better than Magni does but I think he slots into Hufflepuff pretty well as someone big on hard work and self improvement despite not being traditionally bright

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>>31915099
axel

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Get MAGGED

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mag if he real

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>>31915179
BROFORCE

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>>31914913
>>31914957
Thanks.
>>31914905
Apparently, it's Fall guys

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>>31915250
3dpd

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>>31915250
I can imagine ovsyan cosplaying as magni

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>LISSEN

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Lissen!

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I love Nowa so much, I'm so happy for him still going strong. Can't wait to do membership when it's out

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>>31915250
Is this the SUPER3D Kson promised me?

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>>31915457
>>31915475
LOOK HERE

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>>31913338
Amen

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>>31915509
Who?

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>>31915099
It's confusing because they do a bunch of other group collabs, but these are the one's that are a part of the rotation: Altare (Q&A Tempus) > Magni (L4D/Used to be Mario Party) > Axel (Raft) > Vesper (TTRPG) > Altare (PD2) > Magni (Fall Guys)

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>He doesn't know

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>>31915496
>Zatsudan Endurance Stream [Members Only]

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I wish Jessie was my paypig

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>>31913338
fuck off Mori

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>He doesn't know

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>he doesn't know

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>>31915594
Never

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AYO?

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Gonna be honest with you guys
I think Portal co-op is pretty boring

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>Leader does a valorant stream and then fucks off for the day
I love him but why did he have to stream one of the shittiest games out there and then bail out on Zelda.

Would have been better if he had just rested for the whole day instead.

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Didn't Roberu made a 24hr zatsu?

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why is altare privated?

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>>31915712
depends if axel is in the mood for trolling

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>>31915723
Do you unironically prefer to watch Zelda over Valorant

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>>31915712
Portal is a pretty easy game for guys
with all the Cube flipping they do in their heads

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>>31915723
Valoregus was kino as hell, commit die

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>>31915774
Yes, and if you enjoy anyone playing valorant then you need to get lobotomized.

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>>31915777
>Cube flipping
That's too 2008, nowadays we rotate cows. You can do it for free and nobody can stop you.

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>>31915723
It turned into an impromptu collab with Astel and Rio so it was worth it. Also Nowa is going on hour 6 of his stream and may go longer so it is fine tonight.

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>>31915774
>do you prefer watch apex's inferior version or leader going 200% autistic in a rpg

Do you really need to ask?

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>>31915575
Fuck yeah

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He's not gonna win is he

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HERE WE GO LADS
CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY

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I think Magni Dezmond from Holostars English SUCKS dick

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>>31915861
I believe in double halberds + PI

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>>31915848
>"apex's inferior version"
>apex is itself an inferior version of TF2
TF2chads status?

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>going pre-igniter with double beams instead of cloaking
based as hell

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>>31915735
He is not?

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>>31915845
its been 6-7 hours and nowa’s energy hasnt changed much at all…cant wait for future endurance streams

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>>31915861
He's not going to win without cloaking, its over.

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>>31915848
>apex's inferior version
Are you nuts? Apex is literally unwatchable, they just run around for 10 minutes without even seeing an enemy and then get unlucky and get caught between two squads and die immediately. Valorant is a series of short rounds, there's always action going on, no huge empty map to aimlessly run through for 90% of the stream, just counter strike with crazier grenades. I really don't understand why so many people eat up Apex while hating on Valorant.

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>>31915936
Apex is fucking nothing like TF2 the fuck are you talking about

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>ASB missed
FUCKING LUCKSHITTER

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>>31916047
The other TF2 you retard

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>>31915917
yeah mine

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>>31916047
he’s referring to titanfall 2 anon…

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retard oji san nooooo
nvm ez recovery

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>>31916028
I said that I find Valorant to be Apex's inferior version, but I didn't say anything about liking Apex. Both games are trash.

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Did Nowa ever say he would play Darkest Dungeon?

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>nowa loses without even getting to fight the boss because the base gets destroyed

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>>31916185
Yea I thought so, good to see you take it back retard

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WHERE'S THE SONGS?! REGIS! AXEL! WHERE ARE THEY?!

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>>31916197
I think for streaming purposes, he should play DD2 instead.

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>>31916244
lmao you are so hurt just because I talked bad about your beloved Valorant. Chill down bro

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>>31916249
TRUST THE PLAN
IT INVOLVES (YOU)

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>>31916249
gone, reduced to atoms

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TAKE MY ENERGY OJISAN

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>>31916028
Calm down valosperg, I'm sure some vtuber will pick up your mainstream game catered to retards that's basically used to hang out with e-girls

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>>31916331
BUT THE MONTH'S ALMOST OVER ANON! DID THEY STREAM TOO MUCH?

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THIS IS THE RUN

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MEXIBEAAAMMMM

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>>31915723
I don't even like Valo, but Kobo and Rio later made it great. It was hilarious and cute.

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I have tuned into an Altare stream exactly 2 arbitrary times, and both times, there was an uncomfortable altercation between Altare and his chat within 5 minutes of me watching. This leaves 3 possibilities:
- His chat is consistently cancerous
- He is overly sensitive
- Neither, and I was just unlucky enough to catch two rare occurrences of routine internet unpleasantness
Which is it? Is Altare good to watch, or does every stream contain at least one nuclear cringe moment?

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Have Magni and Gura posted their stream schedules yet?

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THIS IS THE RUN BOYS

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>Leave to go do errands
>Come back and he's still playing
GO OJI-SAN! GO!!!

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>>31916486
One persons says something negative or mean spirited and it's like he punishes the entire viewerbase.

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GO NOWA, GO

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>he keeps saying "I'm thinking Arbys?"
Listen, did I miss something where this makes sense, or is he actually referencing that fucking Tumblr Zootopia comic where the fox and the rabbit argue about abortion, which was edited into being about the fox eating too much Arbys?

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holy shit he almost oneshot the phase

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...Has he taken damage vs this boss yet?

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Flawless kill ayo?

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>>31916249
Axel said maybe Tuesday~Wednesday, but he's not sure.

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>>31916486
You were just unlucky and witnessed Altare tardwrengling his chat

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>>31916488
>gura
>schedules
???????????

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GO NOWA GOOOOOO

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>>31915723
I like Zelda as much as the next commoner, but that Valorant stream was worth it's time. I would argue that between the two, the collab would have been the better stream. Or at the very least provided unique content you couldn't get from Altare alone. Every holo involved seemed to have a great time regardless, I'm sure Altare takes responsibility for the stream not happening, and a solo Zelda stream could always be rescheduled anyway. People complained about Raft being a shit game too, but the boys made it worth it.

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THIS IS THE RUN

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KNEELING AND YOU SHOULD TOO

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oh shit!

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Vesper's giving me a heart attack

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Which member of Tempus has the most paypigs?

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>>31916486
he streams like 3 times a day and it happens maybe once a week, you just have insane luck it seems. he talks to his chat a ton but has clear boundaries personally

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I thought chumbuds hated males

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>>31916578
collabs are definitely saved by the chemistry and the chemistry in valorant was hella good.

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>>31916619
Vesper, it's not even a competition.

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wait has he started a new run?

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>>31916539
I'm pretty sure "I'm thinking Arby's" was an old slogan of theirs, youn anon.

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WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE JUST DRONE

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>>31916619
by SC earnings maybe Vesper? It's not unusual to see him make $500-$1k every stream. But Altare seems to have more dedicated paypigs (David)

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>>31916619
Vesper then Leader if he gets the Cello

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>>31916619
nowa followed by altare

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>>31916678
This is the 3rd run

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>>31916486
I would say 3rd.

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>>31916641
Gura and IRyS are safe from stars Collab so I can enjoy the boys without shitposters on my neck.

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this should be the run, loadout looks good and its the final phase

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>>31916770
Never use my oshi for this retard knock on wood shit again

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Do you think Vesper uses mpv player with custom settings and filters?

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>>31916451
ALWAYS BET ON WAIFU(male)

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>>31916702
Interesting. I noticed Arenei and Jessie SC pretty often, but I haven't seen David

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HE'S GONNA DO IT

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LET'S GOOOOOOO

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HE DID IT

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THE GOD

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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LET'S A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

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VICTORY

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HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

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HE DID IT

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HE DID IT

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HE DID IT!

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>>31916578
This.

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YEAHHHH

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HOW

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TOO
EZ

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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HE DID IT, MY HUSBAND IS GETTING MY PANTSU

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HE DID IT

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HE DID IT!!

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HE DID IT

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>>31916486
He said it himself, “I’m the dominant one with my chat.” And they love it.

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HE DID IT

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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Nowa oji ah ah ah

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HE DID IT

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HE FUCKING DID IT

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7 Hour and 30 Minutes

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HE DID IT!
7 1/2 HOURS!

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>>31916819
arenei has a hard time switching between accounts

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HE DID IT

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GO EAT, OJISAN

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>>31916770
I get Gura but why are you so sure about iwys

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HE DID IT

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HE FUCKING DID IT!!

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I was here

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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

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HE DID IT!!!!!

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SASUGA NOWA FTL HAS BEEN CONQUERED

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FUCK YEAH NOWA

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

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MY
FUCKING
OJISAN
NIGGA

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HE DID IT

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He did it!

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HE DID IT

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I can't keep watching Nowa's streams, bros My Knees are already so fucked up.

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FUJOS AND INCELS GIVE IT UP FOR THE SECOND COMING OF YANG WENLI

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SASUGA SCHOLAR!!!!!!!!!!

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I kneel

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cam of worms

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lmao Magni

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Congrats dude

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I WAS HERE

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HE DID IT GUYS!

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GOOD ENDING GOOD ENDING NOWA CAN BE HAPPY FOR A FEW DAYS

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Beat it at a clean time too, half an hour before Portal 2.

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OH LORD HE IS GOING THE VICTORY LAP

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>he's going for more
NOWA NO MY KNEES

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>>31916995
what he say

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LANIUS B MY BELOVED

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ANOTHER ONE

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Now that Nowa has beaten the final boss, I too, shall enjoy some food.

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NOWA STOP AND GO EAT

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hes insane

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>beats the game after 7.5 hours
>does another run anyway
B A S A D O

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Nowa... a seven hour stream is fine.

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I'LL KILL EVERY LISTENER SAN HERE IF WE DON'T GET A CHEEKY STEALTH RUN

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NO
FUCK FOOD
WE GAME NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit he wants to do more, we are spoiled.

[Anonymous No.]

Ended 30 minutes before the collab... what a kino weekend...

[Anonymous No.]

I think he should go get some rest and eat

[Anonymous No.]

This is gonna be the longest stream from Tempus for a long time, unless Altare do some crazy shit on Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

DID HE FUCKING WIN? I WAS NOT HOME

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa needs his rest!

[Anonymous No.]

Old men using :3.... kinda lame

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK NOWA GO EAT

[Anonymous No.]

wtf
fuck you LISTENER SAN
STEALTH RUN NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa, you shouldn't, and that's exactly why you should.

[Anonymous No.]

I think he should take a break and eat something

[Anonymous No.]

>fun police want him to eat instead of doing a cheeky stealth run
boring

[Anonymous No.]

LETS GO FOR NO PAUSE HARD MODE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917032
>nice job dude i had no idea what was going on but nice

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING HATE CHAT SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917106
you say that like his generation didn't originate that face

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917077
IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF KINO IF HE ACTUALLY SURPASSES THE 11HRS RUN WITH SHEER FTL GOODNESS

VESTIES' KNEES ARE LITERALLY NON-EXISTANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917107
>>31917110
Duality of /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU LISTENER-SAN

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU CHAT
FUCK YOU LISTENER SAN
FUCK YOU /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>Listener san won
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917118

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T GO

[Anonymous No.]

>jumps into first beacon
>ship has a combat drone and has a beam
i love/hate stealth ships so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917118
hey where did you get this picture of me

[Anonymous No.]

he should eat haha

[Anonymous No.]

I voted food

[Anonymous No.]

fucking parasocial fat neet pigs in chat thinking someone dies from not eating for 8 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Look on the bright side: future stealth run stream

[Anonymous No.]

I voted for no.

[Anonymous No.]

voted for a break so he wouldn't overlap with the boys, sorry bros

[Anonymous No.]

*AHEM*

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Uncle Nowa....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917207
fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.]

HOTMIC

[Anonymous No.]

Even IRyS only had 34% voting for her to stop. How bad are Vesties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917191
KYS

[Anonymous No.]

Hot mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31916005
apologize

[Anonymous No.]

voted for no for axel and magni, sorry bros

[Anonymous No.]

BOW DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

I voted for "no" btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917207
this is the correct answer, only way to continue the kino weekend

[Anonymous No.]

my man streams 7.5 hours and wants to go longer?

[Anonymous No.]

I will care about the streamer's well-being and you can eat my ass. Don't forget that he's been hotboxing himself in a tiny room this entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

The collab is in 20 minutes retards
now what

[Anonymous No.]

Abayo, uncle...

[Anonymous No.]

I hate redditors so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917221
please enjoy Portal 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>31916625
Once a week seems high, even for someone who streams that much. I have been watching like 2 chuba streams a day for the past 2 years, and I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen the streamer pull the gloves off and verbally handle this type of shit themselves. Maybe it's not that big a deal though, but I'm not used to it yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917251
this isn't even his full power

[Anonymous No.]

>another collab
Fuck off Axel, give me that DQ3 you promised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917248
Me on the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni is going to have to carry an impatient retard through Portal 2

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious about the highlight video, it could give us a kino FTL video

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917281
I mean, it's better for a streamer to actually corral the chat, over what happens with a lot of streamers who don't, and then it festers into... some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917314
Kino...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917248
>hey hey koronesukis, sseth here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917305
did he get perms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917191
Same though. Another run would overlap with the Portal collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917314
I think you mean, Axel is going to have to carry an impatient retard through Portal 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917331
I agree but I would rather moderators handle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917251
He is chosen one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917314
I wouldn't flatter Magni like that.
It's gonna be two retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917374
they have none, they always stop playing to delete bot spam themselves

[Anonymous No.]

nowa-oji please do rockman marathons onegai, fulfill your destiny as the weird lovechild of korone and marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917357
how the hell are two impatient retards gonna carry themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917281
as someone who watched mainly girls before tempus i honestly find it extremely refreshing. he nips bad behavior in the bud before it becomes a real problem down the line and it seems to work too, his chat is very well behaved and genuinely helpful to him

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Vesper mod

[Anonymous No.]

The funny thing about listerner sans concern trolling gramps, is the fact that he's in better shape and has better, healthier habits than 90% of the viewers in his chat
especially the people thinking that he's somehow hurting himself by not eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917252
Based. My oshi destroyed her throat over a year ago and even though she's mostly recovered, this year she's streamed less than fucking Aqua. It's never been the same and it will never be the same. Don't let it happen to your oshi, sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917432
>Korone + Oga = Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917396
>>31917437
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper playing FTL agian
>At work
>"Fuck it, I'll just catch the vod"
>7 hours 36 minutes
>Literally JUST ended
What the fuck did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917432
Do it for Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917467
This, Fucker cycles for Christ's sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
"WE DO IT UNTIL WE WIN"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
>he missed the flagship destruction
Shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917374
oh okay i see where your confusion comes from. yeah they don’t have moderators AND altare is the one who reads and responds to the chat the most while gaming because he has insane multitasking skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
We are the same. Time for vod reps, fellow vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917439
The other problem with girls is that they attract schizos and retarded SEAmonkeys. So even if they try to police their chat they have way more problem people/retards than the boys have too. Just look at all the schizos and shitposting any time one of the EN girls (Ame) tries to tell their community not to do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917439
Same, the annoying spammy joke doesn't overtake the channel until they bottle it up so much and explode, crying on stream over having their image destroyed or whatever and only then change begins. Reggie established a very healthy relationship with his chat, they act like retards as much as they want, the moment it bothers him he lets them know and they stop immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
Hardship, pain and a successful run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31916818
ALWAYS/NEVER BET ON DRAGON BALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917467
what did you expect from a bunch of overweight women

[Anonymous No.]

After that stream with Kobo and Altare, I kinda want her to step on me and call me a stupid little faggot cocksucker. Help

Is it terminal? Can I be saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917405
Oh

>>31917439
Fair enough. I never noticed problems in the girls' chats, but then again, I wouldn't notice unless they addressed it. And if they never address it, as you say, well... Also maybe the girls are deemed high budget enough to have mods

>>31917467
Does vesper really lift and gomad like he said in mag's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
You've missed the reason why all Vesties wear cushions on their knees, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917501
>>31917553
I think the neat thing is Vesper wants to have someone make highlights so instead of you needing to watch the 7.5 hour VOD you'd just watch maybe 45-60 minutes of highlights.

[Anonymous No.]

pap pap

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917590
!dio

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917598
You must die anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917553
>>31917625
I'm so glad that I made an auto-highlight script for this very purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917598
>wants to be dominated by THE LOATHESOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917598
l*lidom is hot you're not alone.
That said maybe not Kobo she has worms and eats her own shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917693
I'd eat her shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917374
Yeah, but for Altare it pays off and adds to his character. In the valorant stream, the chat was once being overwhelmed with emojis. He politely told them to cut it down a bit and they actually listened. People bring up the demon lord bit a lot, but people also like his moments of being an actual leader who can step up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917611
If there's one thing you should never doubt it's ojisan's sincerity

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917625
>>31917646
I love listening to Nowa-ojis voice. I'll watch the 7.5 hour vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917480
I destroyed your oshi's throat, heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917374
Honestly, I think that would detract from the charm. I'd say most of Altare's chat enjoys being gently but firmly scolded by him every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I'll go get some food too

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up, why is Zelda privated?
Why does it feel like half of Altare's vods are privated

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917009
But what's gonna happen when the happy days are over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917710

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917746
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1564018974819598345

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917625
I hope he's more consistent than Amelia when she planned the exact same thing, which is quite the low bar in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917746
He had to cancel it, so it wasn't a yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917746
was canceled, he's not feeling good

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917746
he actually cancelled his zelda stream for today so there was nothing you missed (other than nowa oji's kino FTL stream)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917480
Didn't Aqua used to stream a good amount? What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917714
what? He didnt want his chat spamming emojis? Nani are you talking about that sounds retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917746
He felt sick and canceled his stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917785
He has to prove himself again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917843
It was the pregnate emote

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917810
rrat: altare cancelled his stream so that he could watch nowa's ftl stream without overlapping or having to miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917746
He dropped a hard R on stream (again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917843
like half the chat was just preg emoji spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917822
He actually cares about his fans and seems to want to deliver on his promises (he feels like he owes Vesties a lot, see not running the AC despite being in a 40c room because he was scared it would compromise his audio)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917942
his orc brain is still working

[Anonymous No.]

>>31916486
It depends what hes tardwrangling his chat for. The two main times I've seen him try to police his chat it was for the "is she single" shit and I think the other thing was just him telling superchatters he doesnt do voice requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917910
>>31917899
ok fair enough thats pretty sussy. What was the context the kobo collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917646
How the fuck did you do that? Like a sentiment analysis script that automatically pulls out exciting clips? Sell that software for millions of dollars, if so

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917962
It's good. I do want him to reach some compromises like leaving his AC on, but I sorta hope he doesn't grow out of the indie mindset. It's good that he feels like he needs to work extra hard for us - I don't want it to hurt his health or mental well-being but I also don't want him to get complacent and rest on his laurels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918006
Only thing I can guess is the script reads the most replayed moments and clips based off of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917997
Yeah iirc she did an impression of Altare after a lot of prodding and her voice was just low and kinda sexy, so chat went off

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917837
Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918006
>>31918051
That and highlighting where chat lights up

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a clip where Nowa was talking about quitting his job and cycling across the country? Wanted to share it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917997
I think it was when ESL kobo accidentally said altare was "making love" with that other holoID dude that was on the stream (I don't know the Indonesian holos, sry)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVp79WC9Lt8&t=1s

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917741
It’s extremely hot honestly. The moments where he slips off the cute ASMR boy mask and shows his surprisingly dominant nature are gaining him his cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918136
there's no holo ID dudes, it was a JP

[Anonymous No.]

Why do hags have insane streaming stamina? Is there a science logic behind it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917693
>she has worms
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917997
In the Kobo collab, she was doing like her ikemen voice or something, which is why they were spamming it, but I think Altare didn't really understand what they were reacting to at first, which was part of the reason he asked everyone to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918216
Being disciplined and hardworking and committing to your job as an entertainer

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918166
thanks you the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918136
It wasn't an Indonesian guy, it was Rio from StarsJP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918266
He also let it go on for a while but eventually he was like "Alright knock it off guys"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918136
>holoID dude
the fuck are you talking about? That was Rio, holostars JP, member of Uproar

[Anonymous No.]

sisters... I need my minecraft fix...

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the timestamp on Vesper talking about Altare? I wanna say it was like 3 hours in but I missed it entirely

[Anonymous No.]

That was a legendary Nowa stream
anyway, I hate women.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys ready to some painful Portal 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918244
>he doesn't know the worms story
I advise you to not look into it, pretend you didn't read anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918432
It's unfortunate that the more kino Nowa shows himself to be the more femorbiters he will acquire

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918436
Uh boy i can't wait for retardness kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918200
>>31918358
>>31918386
Just a mistake. Some part of my brain knew JP had the only other males, just wasn't thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918436
You can never tell with axel. He might have some great spatial awareness. He did play sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918432
Love from kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918436
I'm ready for them to only complete two levels.

[Anonymous No.]

MAGXEL ON THE TELLY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

DINGO ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918486
>so what about worms
i know its unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918424
4:02:something I think

[Anonymous No.]

TIME FOR DOG SON AND BREEDABLE FEMBOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918006
You're overthinking it.
>Download video and chat w/ timestamps
>Find comment chains that are within X seconds of each other and contain certain keywords (like "LOL" or "LMAO)
>Make a list of the durations that these chains last
>Use ffmpeg to cut up clips from the video using the list of time durations
>concat them into a single highlight video

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD7qlu68lc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvtjgAjTiZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD7qlu68lc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvtjgAjTiZw

[Anonymous No.]

Fujos, incels, yumes, and bros/sisters who just want to watch bros game occupying the same space...
Will the comfy times last? Or will interactions between the talents get completely taken out of context and used to force fandoms to fight with each other. Only time will tell

[Anonymous No.]

it is time

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's opening BGM is too fruity

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918643
they have niji en to keep them contained since they pander to that space

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918643
I, For one, am sick of the women's nijienfication of this general

[Anonymous No.]

will axel do an intro to finish off the holy trinity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918643
seen the catalog lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918491
They'll probably be pretty attractive for vtuber fans. I'd love to have a cute girlfriend to watch Vesper streams with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918643
We already make jokes about them hating each other anon, don't worry, these boys have been friends for months now and will probably get closer the more they stream

[Anonymous No.]

once again we must dual track stream

[Anonymous No.]

I thought magni pulled higher ccv than axel, why does axel have more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31917598
Congratulations for your awakening to lolicon + domination fetishes. You do not want to be saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918604
Honestly just using chat speed in general is probably a pretty damn good metric for how engaging a particular portion of a video is. The only real downside I can see are false positives where the streamer asks a chat a question -- but that's where a human screening at the end would come in handy.

[Anonymous No.]

>/#/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918764
wrong thread
numbers is two blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918764
nowa redirected to axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
I prefer holodex for these kinds of situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
Uh... use Holodex?

[Anonymous No.]

this is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918643
This is a community of men organized around men. Rationality will prevail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
Pikachu231-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
why are vlc users like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918715
same, anon
same........

[Anonymous No.]

Axel has anger problems!

[Anonymous No.]

>The Lazy Lean
DEADBEATS DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

Does Axel have a cold? His nose sounds a bit stuffy. I hope he's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
self doxxers strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

JOHN LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918843
>>31918851
I have literally never watched any vtuber content until tempus debuted. I literally only got in bc I followed Altare's character designer on twitter and saw their tweet of the concept art

[Anonymous No.]

>>31914910
It’s according to how Axel sorted everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918807
thanks, makes sense
>>31918805
sorry my autism leaked

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918989
Fuck off tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>31914903
AAAAAAA THANK U FOR THIS FOOD VESISTER!!
(You) realize he hasn't been eating for the past 6 hours, so you cooking something small for him. Maybe tamagoyaki or something nourishing.
You sitting next to him, trying your best not to laugh while he gets all excited on this game with chat (and you) while he calmly accepts your spoonfuls of food. Cuter if he gives you non-verbal responses too like smiling with his eyes closed at you after taking a bite. Or pouting when you tease him a little by making him struggle to take a bite. ;___;

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919014
Shut the up, everyone is welcome

[Anonymous No.]

women ruin communities because they don't gatekeep.

[Anonymous No.]

>they both just woke up
Not even one brain cell's worth of combined brain cells to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>they just woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel's never played portal
Get ready for cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918683
I think it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918989
welcome to the guild!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918957
he caught updogligma...

[Anonymous No.]

>Apparently
Axel? Does he not know portal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919014
Hey we all had a first time before

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918989
As long as you're not a number faggot or catalog schizo Im fine with it welcome aboard I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919087
Damn what's updogligma?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this is a lot more basketball references than I was first expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919087
what's updogligma?

[Anonymous No.]

>lengthy
Axel confirmed skinny penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919101
and we all had to lurk for 2 years before posting
you faggot newfags did do that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919026
Is... Is this what women really fantasize about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
self-doxx sister...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918797
I originally made the thing for Twitch, promptly forgot about it, then when I dug it back up I repurposed it for Vtubers. It's worked surprisingly well, and I've actually found that the highlight output video contains about 75% of the clips that traditional clippers produce on their channels. If I wasn't so lazy I could probably make an auto-highlight channel for all the boy's videos - run the clippers out of business so to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>Complain about women
>Won't keep the thread alive during dead hours
>Bitch at the mere mention of a women
>Concernfag and act like /vt/ sisters at every opportunity
Thanks I guess? I'd rather hang out with fujos and yumes than you miserable fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919149
>2 years
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

Oh lord Magni knows more chemistry of these two

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919126
>>31919137
not much my balls

[Anonymous No.]

m[Ag]ging [Ba]d

[Anonymous No.]

CDEEZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919217
I mean, Magni is an alchemist after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31914903
>>31919026
;; ; PLEASE THATS TOO CUTE!! making my lovely husband vesper eat while muted on stream!!!! kissing his cheek after he eats a few spoonfuls of fried rice with meat!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Cdeeznuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919149
/VT/ WAS FUCKING MADE IN 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919253
sis, please keep your nijien posts to a minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919179
There's editing to be done, too. Bgm, transitions, memes and zooming in etc too if you really want to add any value. Probably not something you could fully automate and still expect to dominate the field

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919255
irrelevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919149
I personally believe in a baptism by fire

[Anonymous No.]

please let them not do anything too funny in this stream, I'm already working on an animation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919159
Depends on the woman. Its either that or sex.

[Anonymous No.]

His mind exploded

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919087
Who's Steve Jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's brain is already overloading

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918909
>>31918959
>>31919162
fucking oops

>>31919014
>>31919149
I've been on the chinese cartoon boards longer than you I bet

>>31919085
>>31919108
thanks, I literally just stick to /MANS/ for the time being

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919276
Shut the fuck up tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god this stream is going to be trainwreck kino

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's reality just shattered

[Anonymous No.]

Jojo????

[Anonymous No.]

omg Axel is so precious

[Anonymous No.]

>axel finds out about the concept of “portal” for the first time in 2022
it’s kind of beautiful in a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919336
you've been here since 2008?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918763
>>31918989
>>31919336
First lesson:
never post a screenshot that includes yourself or people will be able to find things like this within one minute, Carlos

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919255
And where do you think we were prior to its creation, anonchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919346
Saying that word doesn't suddenly justify your nijien posts, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I am now convinced tuning in for this is a great idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919387
NTA but actually neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919372
Yea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919389
it's over anon
people here unironically call global /hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yeah I don't actually like Vesper, fuck that asshole"
Magni wtf??

[Anonymous No.]

Magni really said that when Vesper and Altare are busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919253
Sis... it's not dead hours yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919396
Don't care about what you mean by that! I'm enjoying fantasies of my husband and his friends! I hope leader rests well today <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919438
They call themselves that?

[Anonymous No.]

LOOGAME

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder if you see a post with:
>A picture of a female chuuba making a confused/disgusted face
>A vague question addressing an entire viewer base (like men) asking "do all men ______?"
Then you are being baited and if you respond you are literally more retarded than John and deserve to be cucked by Magni

[Anonymous No.]

wait
axel’s actually doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919387
Take your crap to global, they like it there

[Anonymous No.]

>yeah I want to kill vesper and shit down his neck hole and then fuck it
Why would magni say this on stream????

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919488
Christ
SEE
LOOK AT THIS POST
he's not even baiting, he's 100% serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919513
Is he, dare I say, smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919396
Tourist chama that a common thing in /mans/ when it's dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919011
Axel put Altare in Gryffindor and Magni in Slytherin though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919306
Eh, I always hated that extra stuff in a highlight video, so maybe I shouldn't. What I could do is make a sort of an ultra-highlight video, really condensed to the good bits, and turn it into a streamable. Then I could just post it here for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

How easy would it be to manipulate Axel into having sexual intercourse with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919550
and it should be frowned upon, you are the tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31919542
No but seriously, they call themselves /hlgg/, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31918643
It's great. I get quite excited when I get to flirt with femanons and ask them about themselves with leading questions.

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>>31919511
do all men really reply to bait..?

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>>31919575
it would be extremely easy especially if you guilt him and/or offer food

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>>31919542
HE'S STILL GOING, LIKE
WITHOUT A SHRED OF SELF AWARENESS

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Axel is SATAN

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>>31919578
Anonchama you just came from /#/ didn't you?

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"I don't think it's gonna be too hard" - Axel

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>>31919149
Two years before I was first /here/ there wasn't even a fucking 4ch

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>>31919589
im hungry for bait yum!

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Do all men enjoy games like this with no story or cute characters?

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>>31919589
why do you think so many men enjoy fishing

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>>31919589
?

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>>31919589
Yes.

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I wasn't able to catch most of Nowa's stream. How was it?

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>>31919642
>implying the robots aren't cute

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>>31919642
Wheatley is cute

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Axel laugh is so precious.

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Axel having so much fun makes me want to kiss his dumb little face..

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>>31919589
You bet!

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>>31919389
Jaypee...home I kinda miss 2hu's shit posting on the three vtuber threads

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>>31919642
everyone who replies after me is french

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>>31919642
Turrets are precious.

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>>31919663
Maximum kino/10

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>>31919607
>Regis didn't like that

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>>31919642
I COOM for robots desu.

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>>31919606
Do you want me to go and ask them if I'm wrong and bring that data back?

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>>31919717
stop baiting, it's stopped being funny after the first post

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>31919642
>31919589
This has to be ironic. I refuse to believe you're all this retarded responding to these after this was literally posted >>31919511

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>>31919149
4chan was less than 2 years old when I first came.

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THEYRE DOING IT!!!!

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Magni will have to hard carry this stream

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>>31919663
LONG, he had some commentary sprinkled around it all and some tense moments but seeing him beating it was satisfying, he wanted to do one more run but chat told him no kek

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>>31919642
I'm french and I find this post offensive

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>axel got completely stuck on the first actual puzzle of the game
this is going to be suffering

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>>31919642
ma femme Chell est si mignonne

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>>31919739
I'm not baiting. That's what they call themselves. Neither name is wrong, but you're acting like one is a sin or something.

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They're gaining IQ points!

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>>31918715
You could have prevented the fanfic writers anon, now we'll end up like the Kronies

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>>31919642
nah, no one ever liked Portal

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>>31919542
anon
no one in this thread was there in the early days, they don't even know why it's new fag behavior.

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>>31919751
It is anonchama

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SHUT UP AND WATCH THE STREAM AAAIIIEEEE

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>>31919739
stop replying to bait retard.

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How much patience does Dez have before he gives up?

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>>31919860
I'm genuinely not baiting, I'm getting more confused as to why it's considered bait than anything

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>>31919891
it’s off topic as fuck

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>>31919840
anonchama...it was bait....

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>>31919704
GlADOS est mon femme

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>>31919642
No, we only like French things, like baguettes and cigarettes.

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>>31919387
Friend, you might've mistaken this for /hlgg/. Don't worry, a trip to the catalogue will help you out!

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Axel thought this was a shooter

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Oh no, Axel thought it was an FPS...

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>>31919860
aight, aight
I just can't help it sometimes, watching newfags act so brazenly new faggish with no remorse
anyway
I'm gonna go watch the streams

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>>31919387
My nigga, stop being a nigger. Let the boy be autistic in his own world

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>>31919189
>Not bullying the women to tease them

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>>31919913
I mean, at least that makes sense, so I guess it's worth dropping

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>he didn’t know

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Can we talk about the stream or what

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>I thought we were gonna be fighting robots...
When does this man not think about violence

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>7 hours of vesper
holy shit what am I in for

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>>31919951
>>31919954

Why is our dingo puppy so retarded

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>>31914330
Talents play with randos all the time in Apex and Valo if they're not full party. They're not forbidden to have VC open either.

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"I don't like words" -Axel Syrios

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>>31919159
Yes. I want to pamper and spoil Nowa Oji especially hearing how much he went through. He deserves everything good in this world!
>>31919253
Yes!! The cute special responses he gives you even when he's streaming... I'm ngmi...

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>>31919992
n e v e r

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>>31919999
blissful autism marathon. Also nice digits

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Aw, Axel really wants to play a mech game. Somebody's gotta drum up a list of possible mech games he could get perms for and play.

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>do I die if I touch thi- ACK

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>>31919992
I mean they kind of are now.

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>>31919999
kino and quads

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>>31919992
A true Aussie

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If Axel knew he could kill Magni with the laser would he do it?

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He absolutely despises story in games, except for the one or two things he decides to autistically obsess over, for whatever reason. He's literally me. But instead of TTRPG waifus, for me it's Dark Souls lore.

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HE'S SCHMOOVIN

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every day this thread drifts closer and closer to /nenmen/
actually disgusting display of femoid behavior

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>>31920081
100%

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>>31919346
>>31919611
He's right though.

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these noises…

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>>31920053
ARMORED
CORE

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>>31919589
holy fuck even the meta bait works

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>>31920081
He tried

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>>31919992
Australia makes murderhobos of us all

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>>31920081
It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

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>>31920109
they've taken over
maybe one day we'll make a MENS only MANS

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>>31920141
Based.

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>>31920104
Portal 2 doesnt even have unskippable cutscenes or anything

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>>31920141
From gives permissions for games they self publishe really easily these days, he'll definitely be able to play the next Armored Core next year.

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woah, Axel solved it this time!

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>>31918505
like I said, axel's got some good spatial reasoning

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Axel did it!

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All the Cube flipping means that no guy can fail at Portal.

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>>31919511
What THE FUCK is a female?

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[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IS SMORT?!!! Bizarro world, i tell you

[Anonymous No.]

double tap

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No need to know the word hostage

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Stop it, he's already dead!

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Axel playing Vanquish would be cool

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Is Axel perhaps smarter than Magni?

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>>31920203
never played the multiplayer, but the story is full of "lock you in a room while we force you to listen to story", the Valve special.

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Axel and Magni fighting with lasers like a pair of kids with a garden hose. So cute

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Gladys wants them to stop.

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>>31920214
What's stronger
>1 wildly oscillating brain cell or
>999999999 synapses scrambling incoherently

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>>31920209
>the next Armored Core next year
Give me a hit of that copium, Anon.

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KEK

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Our first bamboozle of the night. How many more will we have before they split themselves?

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>>31920275
not thinking is generally better than thinking too much

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>>31920275
there's different kinds of intelligence

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I am surprised they didn't try to kill the other in that puzzle

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Name a better Duo than Men and Spatial Awareness

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>>31920141
I'd love to see it, but is there an official way to play AC without hunting down old consoles? Actually, has Axel ever said what consoles he currently owns? I know he owns a Switch and has talked about the GBA, DS, and PSP.

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>>31919149
yes, it was the same for me, after getting fucking destroyed i lurked almost 2 years on /co/ before i tried posting again, now for every new board i share at least lurk for 3 months before i do try
yes i got traumatized for the stupidest thing

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>>31920368
Woah

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>>31920462
Magni and Axel

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>that smile he had when he said "I nearly killed you"
This dingo craves blood

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>it’s not fun if you don’t kill magni, right?

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>>31920320
NEVER GIVE UP

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>It's not fun if you don't kill Magni

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>>31920368
This, let's say there is a person that took 30 minutes of thinking before he accomplished a task and another person think for 0 second to do the task. Which person did it better? If you can accomplish something without thinking you are in the lead, compared to overthinkers.

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>>31920275
Magni is the worst of them all at rational thought on the fly, he put 99 skill ranks into art and comedy skits with nothing left for anything else

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>>31920053
>Axel plays Metal Wolf Chaos

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>>31919589
no

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>>31920053
Suggest Titanfall 2 campaign to him

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>158 IPs
No wonder we have bait posts

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>>31920697
I'm pretty sure he's been watching Zeta playthrough

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>>31920719
they're all me though?

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>keep your ears on, I like it
MAGNI YOU GODDAMN FURRY