chumbud bros

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do we look like this

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>>31909208
Not fat enough

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>>31909208
least pathetic chumbud

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This guy is just a grifter
He hops onto whatever coomer anime trend is popular and exploits it through shock humor for profit

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this guy is rich as fuck selling real estate or someshit and uses his free time and money to do dumb shit with anime merch.

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>>31909208
>doesn't know who melonpan is
what a newfag

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>>31909208
I tried to fill up a can with my cum.
The smell of it after 7 days was worse than spoiled milk.

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>>31909415
Still a cumbud

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>>31909335
Do you not know who Melonpan is you massive faggot?

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>>31909208
> these are the guys crying about male collabs

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>>31909476
He just described this fucking opportunist fake German faggot to a T, so I'd say yes he does. He's basically the exact same as the post-ironic anime fan trash taste guys except he corners the coomer angle.

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>>31909415
>>31909476
Don't care about your flesh twitter celebs or whatever

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>>31909476
Yeah. He's a grifting cunt that lives for Twitter and YouTube equivalents of (you)s.

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Melonpan has been making funny pictures and videos for 15 years and we still get retards here reposting him like a mom on Facebook.
This board should be cleansed.

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>>31909499
This guy is essentially an e-celeb performance artist that gets attention and digital fame from doing this bullshit he's not an actual fan or an actual schizo coomer he's just some larping German normalfag with a wife and a high paying job.

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>>31909499
based femcel

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>>31909208
The amount of newfags in this thread who dont know whi Melonpan is

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It's out https://nitter.it/MeidocafeR/status/1563880550661767171

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>>31909522
>fake German
He's Swiss. Don't speak on shit you don't know about retard.

>>31909601
>Grifting
You keep using that word and I don't think you know what it means.

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I'm surprised about such a large chunk of his audience being Japanese

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>>31909669
So he's some fucking faggot living in Illuminati safe haven land instead of Merkelworld what's your fucking point you think I give two shits to remember which faggy Euro country this fake cunt is from or which country it is that he gets himself photographed walking around carrying a daki drinking from a beer stein? All for epic internet (you)s?

spell it with me, f-a-g-g-o-t

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>>31909669
But he IS a grifter. Why are you so desperate to defend a man who owns a literal child sex doll, anyway?

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>>31909335
He's been into anime authentically since the late 00s but took to more and more of being an attentionwhore eceleb over time.

I don't recall what happened exactly but as of like, ten years ago, he used to have a regular job working at a bank aka this wasn't actually his gig and he was just a fan. However, if he lost his job and decided to turn this into his gig then I can see why he'd try so hard to latch onto the vtuber trend.

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>>31909840
I fap to Lolis daily COPE Kiwifarmer

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>>31909619
Ah grifter wouldn't have ordered kilos of lolihentai for private use. That really happened, he had to go to the customs office for it.

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>>31909786
Irony he has a wife and a daughter. Something you'll never have

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>>31909840
>owns a literal child sex doll
I take back what I said about him he's cool

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>>31909879
Lolis are fine. Fucking dolls that look exactly like actual 3D children is degenerate.

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>>31909840
>Grifter
If making content related to things that are popular in the mainstream is grifting, then all your precious little streamers are grifters by definition unless they're doing something completely original (doubt).

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>>31909476
He's an attention whore, a faggot, and probably an actual pedophile. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up in jail sooner or later.

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>>31909916
You're projecting more than a movie theater, Anon.

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>>31909954
The streamers I watch actually have a long-withstanding interest in the medium. This guy sees a trend, makes some retarded short video of himself acting like a pervert centered around it and uploads it for the clicks and profit it generates.

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>>31909669
Swiss people are just Germans going through a phase with mountains and guns.

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>>31910102
And Melonpan has a long-standing interest in /a/ and /jp/ shit. You can't argue that someone has a long-standing interest in shit like Vtubers when they're a relatively new phenomena unless you want to be pedantic and say it doesn't count because you were a fucking Annoying Orange fan so you would know.

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>>31909208
still funny that melonpan got fired from his previous job because of his antics

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>>31910374
There's a saying: Nobody gets fired for one thing, they get fired for everything they did before. I doubt some bank would honestly give a shit that they have an employee that moonlights as a crazed anime pervert. Besides, he found a new banking job despite his reputation, so that probably wasn't the whole story.

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>>31909208
If someone had to do it, it had to be him

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>>31910259
The Swiss state exists exclusively as a stronghold for Illuminati interests. Its mere existence is purely satanic in nature.

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>>31909208
No I'm much more attractive and fit

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>>31909669
>must..defend...weird coomer eceleb...

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>>31909208
why cant this guy just have killed himself a decade ago