/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Haggling is Okay Edition

Last thread: >>31611683

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31631824
i-i'm in shambles right now. i wanted to flesh out straight and in-depth lore for mag but rio-magni connection...uuu....and like what hurts more is rio clearly gravitates towards magni and always tries to be by his side but can't understand why and magni has to just play it cool/acting like he doesn't know much other than reciprocate it AAAAAAAAAUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

Wh-what took you so long?! Catelog is kowaii...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632143
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if Nowa's plastic ball was not made of plastic pulled from new computer parts, but from the wrappings of round meals. What would such a Nowa be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31631855 thats fair anon, ill keep my self insert oc talk on the bird app and continue to write fics here. [spoiler/]
uu... im still storyboarding that doujin idea i had cause im all lovey dovey for nowa oji and i just want to be his househusband...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632206
anon i was putting on some clothes...i just got out of the shower gomen...

[Anonymous No.]

All right murabitos it's go time

But first, the recap

And the shitty low-effort pastebin just in case
>https://pastebin.com/SRRLmb2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632239
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632241
you are what you eat, so vesper would be much more spherical than he is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31630846
>>31631453
>>31631824
I-I thought 6 horas de chupado was just a meme stop making me invested in a ship

[Anonymous No.]

Forcing anon to stay in the catalog for long periods of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632372
you are gonna get sucked (chupado'd) in the lorecrafting hobby during deadhours too, anon-kun then you'll be MORE invested

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632339
I pass the Dad's Spaghetti to apprentice sage and have him decipher the codex.

-Murabito A

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632436
id let arupapa force me to do anything wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632339
can i prepare my skills (healing and support) and ration out our items for the party?

-b

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632567
Anything...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632339
Wanna try sniffing out some materials and items for the other murabito. Gotta be prepared for anything.

-C

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632638
Anything. He's my stars oshi for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever/status/1558363960218460160

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632292
Sorry about that, anon! I like doing OC stuff too but I just don't want to see the thread go too off topic since it does have a tendency to do so at times + it might ruin the experience for the others. Best to just focus on Uncle himself for the thread, since that's why we're here in the first place, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632436
if you can't make the threads... i'll have to peg correct all anons...shower time is daiji, gotta smell good and fragrant for the boys!! i know you guys can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632510
I WON'T GET CHUPADO'D IT'S JUST A MEME AND NOTHING MORE

[Anonymous No.]

More like seis horas de sorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>31631855
Sometimes I think the metaposting for IncelFujo stuff goes a bit into OC or creating thread personalities, so I'm a little mixed on all that, but people have seemed to enjoy it, so what can you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632818
came to wank, stayed for the lore
seis horas de triste

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632816
anon...you can't escape the more we lorecraft the more poignant the fics would be...keep feeding the writeanons ideas like i have...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632808
Based yumevestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632816
CHUPADO MORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633095
Chupado? More like Chupadon't cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632561
>Sage's Apprentice has passed the Meme Lore check
>"Oh, this? Yeah, this meme's not even that old, I was already an apprentice when this came out."
>You have unlocked the ability [DAD'S SPAGHETTI]
>Dad's Spaghetti: Can make knees weak and palms sweaty. Seems like a very niche use case, but maybe...

>>31632637
>Your current inventory consists mainly of magmites, the already unlocked [DAD'S SPAGHETTI] spell, and a set of [ONION ARMOR]. Should probably get that equipped to Murabito C.
>Healing prepared. Spell charges: 5

>>31632707
>You use your superior Northern Elysian nose to sniff out some materials and items.
>Items acquired: [EVEN MORE MAGMITES], [PANTSU OF DUBIOUS PROVENANCE]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633095
Muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633118
just chupa-do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633164
>>31632339
what the fuck is this autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632292
Uuu anon I'd love to interact with you about your self inserts!! I'm that anon with the secretary self insert design (the girl with glasses) a few days ago. I'm happy that other people are doing it too though tho how we'll interact other than /mans/ lmao. I agree that the yume Nowa Oji stuff should be Nowa Oji/(You) for everyone's fair experience.

>>31632808
Based yumevestie!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633229
i think they're playing a TTRPG when its dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633164
after preparing my skills i decide to give the armor to C and politely ask for magmite tax (i will cook them)
-b

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633164
>Your guild is currently 5 minutes away from the border to the newly formed territory of Magnation, ruled with many iron fists by the dread Maglord.

>Despite the fact that the Maglord is dreaded and feared and skilled in the creation of homunculi and chemical weapons, whispers and rumors abound amongst the peasantry that he is in fact the most submissive and breedable of all the Demon Lord's generals.

>Does the guild feel fully prepared to take on the Maglord and the entire Magnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633270
cant they do that on the ttrpg board and not in mans

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633222
Chupadon't stop sucking after he cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633337
>submissive and breedable
UOOOH
i will discuss between A and C what should we do and verify if we're well equipped for this
-b

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633353
it's a tempus themed TTRPG and they only do it on dead hours, so i personally don't mind. if they started shitting up the thread on primetime though, that would be another story

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633519
We wait for dead hours on Thursdays

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633353
honestly you pick your deadhours poison anon:
ttrpg? fujo/yumejo posting? blogposting? /soc/posting? anons grooming each other posting? lorecrafting? globaltourist schizoposting? deadbeats baiting? whichever you choose i honestly prefer ttrpg and lorecrafting during deadhours so the board isnt horny 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633337
C's gonna try to befriend a few of the Magmites since he's weak to cute things. The dude may or may not have a bit of a crush on the foe they're about to face but just doesn't talk about it out of sheer embarrassment. He's gonna say sorry to the magmites to be offered up for Magmite tax to B and try to equip the armor. He'll be everyone's stalwart shield. He shows the pantsu to the party in an attempt to figure out what it does though.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER CONFIRMED TO DRESS LIKE THIS? UOOOOOOOOOH I WANNA DRAW HIM MORE ON CASUAL OUTFITS NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
fuckboy fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
do all koreans dress like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633519
Primetime is sacred. We don't dare touch primetime or stream time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
i need his babies in me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
>>31633815
He said on stream that he wears dangly earrings, a watch and a necklace whenever he goes out. He is an eboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVzyp4wc_1Q
Altare frame :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632884
I think the yumeposting is a bit more contentious compared to that kind of stuff, so I want to at least limit thread personalities for yumeposters to avoid any issues or infighting in the thread. Anyway, Uncle Nowa is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633819
i think so, yeah k-fashion for dudes looks like it (just googled)
now i'm just breathing and exhaling trying to pick what outfit i could draw him in, i was mulling over the traditional korean outfit (because harhar, manwhas) but now...i wanna see him pose and wink at me with casual outfits...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
>tfw when you're seating across from him and he suddenly rolls up his sleeves showing his veiny arms
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633877
HOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633877
Rather fruity

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634013
DOMT FORGET ANON, VEINY ARMS /AND/ A WRIST WATCH FOR FUCJS AAUUUUUGGHJNKKKJJ VEINY ARMS AND WELL TONED FOREARMS WITH A SEXY WRISTWATCH TO MATCH, AAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああ

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633665
>The remaining magmites shun you after seeing what you did to their comrades.

>[ONION ARMOR] equipped to Body slot! Much like a certain dingo, you have a surprising number of layers.

>Sage's Apprentice coughs in embarrassment upon spying the [PANTSU OF DUBIOUS PROVENANCE].
>"Oh, uh, those? They're a kind of... they're a lucky charm. Ward against evil, and all that."
>"I'd better hold onto these. For... for safekeeping!"
>Sage's Apprentice has equipped [PANTSU OF DUBIOUS PROVENANCE] in Helmet slot.
>Pantsu of Dubious Provenance: +5 LCK +3 RES

>Oh shit, while you guys were continuing to prepare...

>"MAGNATION! ASSEMBLE UPON MY LOCATION!"

>THE MAGLORD COMETH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634084
the pikachu tattoo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633437
Hmm I wanna check if I have daggers or should we start making them as we travel?
-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634084
This Altsister has creamed herself kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634142
i never looked into doxxinfo cause idc for it but to think that leader wears fruity accessories and dresses like a complete fuckboy... aaa my heart is beating like 900MPH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634121
Oh shit what have you done?! Pr-Prepare for battle!
-A

[Anonymous No.]

Leader in Zeta's chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634084
>>31634253
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STOP IT I'M GOING TO SCREAM
>>31634121
the surprise attack catches us off guard but i decide to defend for any incoming attacks and prepare to cast DEF UP buff next turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634175
i have an extreme fetish for well toned forearms that have popping veins... add a sexy wristwatch and a few bracelets on his other hand, im over the moon! now, im gonna go schlick while thinking about leader and imagining what his cologne smells like

[Anonymous No.]

>>31632292
you're gonna post your birdapp handle, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31629654
EH!? YOU'RE DOING IT!????? BABE I'M LOVE YOU. I KISS YOU A THOUSAND TIMES!
I'll go faster on my eroguro almond fic just for you bby

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634253
i only really know that he has a pikachu tattoo because of the discord raiders that shitted up the catalog the other day with doxxes

[Anonymous No.]

Fujos and yumejos are very kowai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634418
NTA BUT WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MORE ALMOND EROGURO AHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634121
>>31634277

>[MAGLORD, MASTER ALCHEMIST LVL. 20]

>Stats:
>MAG 30 [Capped!]
>SKL 15
>SPD 20
>LCK 5
>DEF 5
>RES 10
>CON 5

>Skills:
>Meme Lore: 5
>Bantz: 0
>Sing: 0
>Zatsudan: 0
>Drawstream: 10
>Bait: 10
>Chatwrangle: 0
>Alchemy: 20

>Those offensive stats are enough to send a chill down all your spines. Without a doubt, there is no one in all of Elysium with a higher MAG stat than this.

>Not only that, members of Magnation are beginning to swarm and assemble on your location! That's a lot of dudes coming on you!

>>31634370
>You decide to DEFEND! This should be fairly effective against Magnation members, but the Maglord may be a more difficult proposition...

>MAGLORD begins to cast SUMMON "AXEL"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634464
I think they're かわいい

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634373
whats the male version of a yumejoshi? now add _ to the end. i just made it so i can sperg freely about it on there, but give me a moment because the thoughts of altare with a sexy wristwatch have my heart going crazy...
>>31634464
we yumedans are on a different level... just too few of us exist here in /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634464
That's why they're perfect to guard the thread. Nobody in their right minds will come here to shit it up and stick around

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634121
A hearty chuckle breaks through C's usually clueless and wistful facade. The sage's apprentice is a pretty funny guy, affirming his decision to accept him in the party. However, upon hearing the voice of their foe C was stuck in a strange limbo of alertness and utter spaghetti loss. That voice does something to him, it awakens an uncontrollable urge... without any warning, he's unable to answer the question and howls, "AWOO! AWOO!" holy fuck i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

my god
what is the humidity in this thread?
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634504
Th-this call for a retreat! I gonna cast [DAD'S SPAGHETTI] while we escaping.

-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634568
moist percent

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634464
I'm a yume + diet fujo but I keep quiet most of the time since I am bad at writing out my thoughts. The ones from here are very... open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634504
C, A! better hang on tight we got company!
>Casting Aegis (DEF UP) for the whole party!
since A plans to escape i hope we get to escape alive kek
>>31634551
>i decide to grab C by the collar
you're coming with us, we are NOT fighting unprepared
>>31634597
A, lay down traps while we're at it, skedaddle, they're gonna catch up no matter what we gotta slow them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634504
Gonna append >>31634551 but C is gonna aggro for the rest of the murabito. AWOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634464
The dichotomy of yume/fujo-posting and people who are here to post about their brotubers is... interesting. To say the least.
Might speak of the guys and their talents that they can keep both around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634739
i knew you were gonna do that NO MAN LEFT BEHIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634776
They have universal appeal and that's great. I think as talents, it's best to establish yourself as who you are without pandering to specific audiences way too much. Gaining fans that way allows creators to have more leeway and makes for a more comfortable community experience. Good on the Tempus boys, in all honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634776
>>31634852
Yeah, they're just good at streaming and come across as if they're presenting their personalities pretty authentically. I'm also sure I'm not the only man reading these threads that is hoping to make it into their next gen.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER AND UNCLE NOWA...EROTIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634776
I mean... Straight characters have more yaoi fanart than gay ones anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634513
>yumedans
I'm not schizo enough to be a yumedan since everytime I dream being with any one of them I just hit myself with a >ywn
Fudanshi on another hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634597
>Please specify target for [DAD'S SPAGHETTI]:
>[MAGLORD]
>[MAGNATION MEMBER SWARM]

>>31634720
>[AEGIS] successfully cast! DEF +10 to guild!

>>31634739
>Aggro has been invoked! MAGNATION MEMBER SWARM attacks!
>1 DMG
>1 DMG
>1 DMG
>You hear a satisfying plinking sound. It's going to take quite a while for them to get through your current DEF and HP!

>However
>"AXEL" has been summoned!
>MAGLORD casts SMUG SHITEATING GRIN! Save against blindness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634963
I will cast it on [MAGLORD]

-A

[Anonymous No.]

i have so many /MANS/ projects going on now... i have a few fics in WIP mode, a few unfinished doodles... truly, the life of a NEET is so rewarding..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634963
i try to close my eyes (or attempt to not get blinded) i chuck a living magmite towards AXEL and hope it gets squished in his face (because we are on the run i believe)
>>31635081
same i have doodles of more magni in cute girl clothes and leader now in casual...uohhh....

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL AND MAGNI MATING! THEY'RE MAKING PUPPIES IN THE LAB!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634298
Leader has been in Zeta's streams and Twitter for a while now, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna mag magni's magholes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634792
Aww, c'mon... I'm just a (not exactly) little guy! With you and the others by my side I think we'll make it outta here!

>>31634963
Empowered by [AEGIS] and the protection provided by the [ONION ARMOR] the very little bits of pain were overridden. He must admit, it wasn't that bad to be swarmed by the rather... cute members of Magnation as they were on the run. Unfortunately, C has his eyes on the MAGLORD during their attempted escape. If he wasn't already blinded by the alchemist's charm, he has a high chance of getting blinded by that smug grin. All the while, his nose picks up another scent and he ends up mindlessly muttering a simple, "Ayo?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635230
It's funny because magni is like 30kg heavier than axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635406
sometimes when you're horny and wanna sexo you just go beyond...i salute axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635406
>implying Axel wouldn't be able to pick up Magni
thats our gladiator dingo you're talking about, anon..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635230
Hot...

>>31635406
Aside from those hands, it's because of his massive dumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever/status/1562684541315448834

[Anonymous No.]

eh uhhhh
Moncraft tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635447
HONESTLY all tempus boys could manhandle magni, guy's bulky but also anemic and weak he'd get totalled and railed as a bottom even if he resisted (confirmed in tabs stream)

[Anonymous No.]

I’m getting tempus burnout bros, maybe the one hour limit was actually good

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635545
maybe, i missed like a few streams because i fell asleep but i did my vod reps to catch up, still doable but getting tougher everyday RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
>Korean exchange student ntr bastard look
oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635011
>You cast [DAD'S SPAGHETTI] on MAGLORD! His knees become weak and his palms become sweaty!
>MAGLORD curses as he completely fumbles and drops the potions he was going to throw!
>"Eeeek!"

>>31635183
>You shut your eyes tightly and throw a magmite at "AXEL"! Unfortunately, "AXEL" just skewers the magmite on his sucker and drains all the juice from it!
>You manage to avoid getting blinded though!

>>31635351
>You are completely and utterly blinded by the sight of a weak kneed MAGLORD whose smug grin has just been wiped off his face!

>Party escape failed

>Aggro deactivated!

>With C's aggro inactive, "AXEL" and MAGNATION MEMBER SWARM are able to select other targets! This isn't looking good at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635578
I’m only watching vesper now and eventful or bigger streams like the upcoming Minecraft streams or whenever membership comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635514
i just imagine magni on the receiving end being like

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635613
he's exactly who we portray him as in this thread ohnyo...

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa Oji yume Vesties where are you... I have a thought... sorry this ended up quite long so I stopped somewhere
>Book cafe owner Nowa Oji
>(You) visit his cafe after hearing he has the books you need that other cafes/libraries don't offer
>You arrive at a non-peak period, only 1 or 2 people at their own tables minding their own business
>Nowa Oji attends to you, bringing you to a pretty secluded yet comfy seat by the window
>He knows it's your first time
>Recommends you some of the more popular teas
>"Or...since it's your first time here - do you want to try a special tea I've been working on?"
>You're intrigued, going with his decision along with some pastries on the menu
>He goes off to make your order while you look for the books you wanted to read
>You soon return with a pile of them, while Nowa Oji arrives serving you your order
>"Oh wow, is that (insert title of an obscurely underrated book)? I've never seen anyone borrow that one before."
>You mention how you've been trying to find this book all around town, you're not exactly an avid reader but when you read you seek for the less known ones
>You two begin to hit off into a fruitful conversation, mostly Nowa Oji talking about how great the author is
>Surprisingly, you don't find him intimidating nor annoying, but his calming presence was soothing you well coupled with the serene atmosphere of his cafe
>You take a sip of his tea and find it really good, pouring him with plenty of positive remarks and even pointing out how clear the tea looks
>His face starts to redden slightly, seemingly embarrassed as he shyly chuckled it off
>You apologise for making him feel uncomfortable, you're not very familiar with teas and the culture that surrounds it as well
>"I'll be more than happy to introduce you to more teas, anon. Just come by anytime...though, if you want my full attention you can come around this time too."
>Before you know it, it's already hitting dinner time
>You take out your wallet to pay, but he politely rejects
>"It's on the house; a trade for your undivided attention to my silly rambles today. See you soon, anon!"
>You head over to the cafe again the next day anyways, looking forward to the time you'll spend with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635617
Since Magni dropped her potion, can I go grab/steal it and throw it at the Magni, axel and possibly the swarm?

-A

-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635693
UUUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHH vestiedanshi here, i am LIVING for book cafe owner nowa oji... to think of him in a barista's apron and with tied hair.. my heart flutters! this drabble is sosososo cute too.. aah.. perfect anon,,, kino....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635617
Since Magni dropped his potion, can I go grab/steal it and throw it at the Magni, axel and possibly the swarm?

-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635617
tch...we couldn't run, huh. C hang in there!
>>31635011
A, go run with your wildest dreams while MAGLORD is currently vulnerable i'll try to distract AXEL while i try to cure C's blindness (casting CURE STATUS on C as i try to tank some damage)

[Anonymous No.]

mhm mhm *pops* whether it's 18 years old or 17 years old or 10 years old hey, as long as you're having fun because at the end of the day *pops* mhm mhm hahahah wah *keyboard clicks* astel senpai, omae wo korosu *pops* mhm mhm

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635901
LEADER YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635901
quit bullying him!

[Anonymous No.]

haha, remember when leader said this on stream? wahh! https://files.catbox.moe/smo1h3.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Y’all are unironically fucked in the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635901
>omae wo korosu
omae wo okasu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635984
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635984
>Y’all
Are you from a part of the planet where you say this word out loud? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635984
https://files.catbox.moe/q07dfl.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635617
C's hands trembled at the sight before him, face flushed, and breath unsteady. Was this... was this the fabled submissive and breedable alchemist? His remaining braincell was on overdrive, repressed thoughts overpowering him. His mind locked onto one goal, giving him tunnel vision. "SORRY!", he says to his fellow villagers. Blinded as he was, he was going to attempt to sniff out the Great Alchemist and attempt to subdue him at all costs. He mindlessly charges with a resounding "UOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" for all to hear. I'm sorry again holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

omanko suita

[Anonymous No.]

>>31635979
LOW TIER LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

can someone make a soundpost (the one with picture and catbox) of leader saying kys i don't know how to do it...onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31636014
There is a writing general

[Anonymous No.]

kissing axel‘s cheek ..!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31636068
Answer the question you bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31636066
Which picture?

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>>31636075
wtf no get in line sister

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>>31636075
He'd be such a good boyfriend... Imagine it!

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God after that Leader's casual look fanart I need to dehumidify myself

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>>31635893
B...C... I gonna do it.
As I throw the potion at Magni, I will attempt [Mating Press] on him.

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>>31636096

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>>31636096
with this https://files.catbox.moe/smo1h3.mp3

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>>31636096
i change my mind >>31636173(me)
choose this instead please >>31636160

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[Anonymous No.]

>had to miss half of Magni's drawing stream
>now has hours of VODs to catch up on

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>>31636228
UOHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING MY REQUEST DRAWANON! thank you!!!

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>>31636109
already done! been dating axel in my head since he debuted. happy anniversary babe to us and the other yumesisters who are also dating him in their head

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>>31636160
Can you delete this post so I can post my image?

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>>31636228
kek
saved. very based and great work, drawanon.

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>>31635843
>You grab the LOVE POTIONS off the ground and start throwing them at MAGLORD, AXEL, and the SWARM!

>>31635893
>Unfortunately, due to the unique interaction between BLINDNESS and AUSSIE GRIP you are unable to CURE this STATUS!

>>31636034
>You CHARGE at the sweaty and weak-kneed MAGLORD! He fumbles for a communication crystal and manages to switch it on!
>"G-guys? Guys?! Any help here? This dude is really coming on me right now! Hello?!"
>You can see the face of the DEMON LORD reflected in the crystal. It looks bored.
>"Hmm, yeaaaah, I think I'll pass. Have fun Dez."
>"What?! Hey wait! You can't do this to m-"

>MAGLORD has been struck by the LOVE POTION!
>MAGNATION MEMBER SWARM has been struck by the LOVE POTION!
>"AXEL" has been struck by the LOVE POTION!
>MAGLORD's hidden SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE stat goes off the fucking charts! MAGLORD draws aggro from his own minions!

>"Wh- h-huh?! Nnn... hey, wait a minute! Eek! Eeeeeeek!"

>MAGLORD has been defeated!

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>>31635617
Wait, how much money does C have? Might wanna try something in the heat of the moment.

>>31635893
My biggest gomenasorries for C, he's an honest but dumb guy.

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>>31636228
Your coloring style is very seggs anon, I thank you a million times over for your delivery

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>>31636365
uooooh! congrats A! you finally did it!

also i bonk C's head for being reckless, please take 5 damage on that
also i cast HEAL ALL to patch up any wounds taken during the failed escape, i may or may not have ran out of mana so i rest up for the day

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>>31636228
Hot damn, you did an amazing job.
>>31636308
Gotcha.

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>>31636543
this needs to be a thing where we scare tourists with this post

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>>31636365
I gonna be a gentleman and strip everything off Magni and attempt [Mating Press] after that I get sage apprentice to keep Magni in a bottle. (Pic related)

-A

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JWU, magging status?

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>>31636596
HAGGLING IS OGEY
CAPITALISM, HO.

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>>31636365
not playing the TTRPG but that was fun to read, also congrats guys uuuoohh submissive and breedable

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>>31636365
Oh heck, I'll keep >>31636392 for question reasons but...

As what he can assume was Axel and the rest swarm come in, C breaks away from his stupor and backs off. That's a lot of dudes, a lot of dudes about to come in him from their lovestruck affliction. It's a bit bittersweet for him, however, his underlying camaraderie wins over him and he comes back to his fellow villagers.

>>31636504
Fully gonna accept that bonk, B. Maybe even come clean about his crush and ask for permission to watch the chaos ensuing. He'll be a good boy and do a better job at protecting next time. However if A has other plans... maybe he can join him for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread especially has been extra gay

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>>31636726
listen, we were fed WELL as of recently, of course we have to shit out extra homo content.

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>>31636726
Welcome to dead hours anon, Fujos and yumes are defending the thread now.

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Have Tempus already reacted with Bossu

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>>31636693
i try pet C on the head
C, you sure you don't want to join in on A and have fun? you know this IS our reward after all, your thoughts are written all over your face. (just having a sing-song smile) you're pretty dumb but that's your charm point. i'll just be here...doing nun things. now run along.

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>>31636726
ok but do incel-kuns still want tempus tits tho feels like they prefer nodoka's now

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>>31636830
would love bossu to interact with tempus desu i think it would be a fun time

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>>31636504
>You bonk the silly Northern Elysian idiot on the head for his recklessness, then heal everybody back to full.

>>31636589
>MATING PRESS success!
>MAGLORD mindbreak status: 5%

>"You want him... bottled? Weird fetish but okay, whatever floats your boat. I can't judge."
>Sage's Apprentice takes a good sniff of the PANTSU for mana recharge purposes, then bottles MAGLORD for your enjoyment.

>>31636693
>At the very least you may still have your chance to give MAGLORD the business, provided A is willing to share.

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https://twitter.com/kibiura_kibi/status/1562380549528113152?t=-0feDrK3rQ0Kjvew0acW7Q&s=19


Sex with auntie Nowa

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im not apart of the ttrpg going on rn but LOL magni getting matting pressed is very amusing

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>>31634568
Imagine the smell.

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>>31636830
I think you mean interacted. If on stream, I don't think so. Bossu's been real busy with collabs lately (he's streaming ShadowGear with Rikka on his channel rn). They've probably talked behind the scenes but hopefully, they'll stream together soon. I'm not sure of Shien's EN capabilities but I think he'll have fun with them

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>>31636953
MINDBREAK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>31636991
I’m imagining it and it smells like wet nerd coochie

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>>31637033
yum

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>tfw this will never be (You) and leader
https://files.catbox.moe/oypdq4.jpg

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>>31637107

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>>31636991
the smell of a united fujoshi/danshi yumejo/danshi orgy...quite moist and...terrifyingly questionable smell, to say the least

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>>31636953
>END OF DISK 2
>INSERT DISK 3

Good session today murabitoanons! May flights of mating pressed Magnis guide thee to thy rest. Your guild can continue to RP, of course, but my GMing ends here until next Thursday.

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>>31636953
Pant...pant.. B...C... I did it...for everyone in /mans/ village.

-A

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>>31637107
I wish I was that woman... not really but I just wish I was having hot gay sexo with Leader....

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>>31636902
C is grateful and will follow you forever, B. Hope you're ready! Although just for now...

>>31636953
C is rather brutish but and has thoughts that can go haywire in heat of the moment. However, when faced with the real thing and the choice to do so he will take that chance. In a strangely vanilla fashion, all he wants to be able to hold his hands... ALL his hands and ask for his hand in marriage while he's dazed. (What the fuck am I writing)

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>>31637107

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>>31637107
>ywn be mating pressed and choked by leader
>ywn be verbally abused and be called a (heal)slut by leader
>ywn be fucked roughly (no rubber) until you lose consciousness by leader
im ngmi....

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>>31637153
Thanks GM anon, gonna blend in until next time. C you next Thursday if dead hours are long.

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>>31636975
>auntie
anon...

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>>31637227
Anon here
https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever/status/1562684541315448834

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>>31632143
>my strongest copium is for the most schizo, poster
>and you're of the weakest!

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>>31637272
your femanon one and the choking one fuels me too...rough sexo with leader...i want it...

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>>31637153
Thanks for the dming anon. Can't believe I did it.
-A

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>>31637153
thank you GManon! i had fun! i'm not used to leading battles but i hope i did well -b

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>>31632510
N-no stop Demon Lord-sama aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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fire emblem tempus when

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WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS TRISTE SEIS HORAS DE LORE CON MAGNI? POR FAVOR EXPLAIN.

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ive been laying in bed since 8pm (now 4am) having lewd fantasies of the boys... what is wrong with me...

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>>31635613
I want Altare to cuck my girlfriend from me!
I-if only I had one ;___________________;

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Rate every stars member in terms of how sadistic and/or fked up they are sexually
I'm putting leader at the very top then maybe Uyu.
Most seiso is unironically Fuma

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>>31637501
UYU?? That's news to me

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>>31637431
recently we have been lorecrafting magni's stuff and we touched upon magni's glove cloak backstory and it just went from serious to muy triste

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>>31637399
Isn't riida already half-canonically a fire emblem character??

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>>31637549
His favorite game is Dies Irae, there's no way that he'll have normal fetishes

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>>31637501
>Fuma
Yeah, that's fair. Arusan, Roberu, Rikka, and Vesper are also low tier. All the older ones are actually (besides Uyu).

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Since I don't think I'm skilled enough to put this into an actual story, I'll just drop some random leaderx(you) headcanons.


>He has sex with you on your sleep, thinks the sounds you make out of conscience are extremely cute. He does this so often the muscle memory of your body makes your legs spread the moment Leader's hand starts caressing your thighs, almost on command. You don't understand why that happens tho, which leader finds amusing and it's the reason he sometimes makes your legs spread in the middle of the day, while kissing you.
>On his free day, he has sex with you constantly, it might be the only thing you'll do in the day aside from eating, so he keeps you naked all day, and you aren't able to leave the house. On those days, your notion of time gets warped, it might be midnight when you feel it's been only a couple hours since you woke up. All you can think about is how much you want Leader to touch you, how much you want to be filled, how much you want to please Leader.
>Every time Regis thinks you're looking at other man, he has the most rough sex with you while asking who you belong to. After Leader it's done, he'll spend the rest of the night spooning you, unconsciously whispering "stay with me forever" as he starts drifting asleep.
>He's not exactly into men, but realizes how much you fantasize about him getting with the other Tempus members, so sometimes he will get down with Magni as you watch, since the alchemist doesn't mind the attention either and seems to have a little bit of an exhibitionist side, as well as a small crush on Leader. After they're done, he will make you clean his cock with your mouth, while he pets your head and whispers how good of a girl you are


I should be sleeping right now but oh well

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>>31637571
yes i was actually fucking shocked when he said it he reminded me SO much of marth and chrom that i thought it was just me stereotyping blue haired dudes bruh...

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>>31637501
I'm not sure about most of the StarsJP because I don't think about stuff like that too often BUT
Astel (furry shotacon) and Roberu (oneexshota lover who wants to be the shota) would be near the top for me. And Oga, the NTR-lover
And now that I think about it, Aruran would be near the bottom of the list

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>>31637624
Roberu? The I-love-oneexshota-so-much-I sent-an-essay-about-it-to-my-coworker Roberu?

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>>31637660
Everytime I remember Chrom I can only think of the one anon that got NTR'd and taken by Chrom.

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>>31637671
>Aruran would be near the bottom of the list
What it does to a man without his penis

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>>31637653
AAAAAAAAAAA MUH......DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
ALSO i like how you emphasized REGIS because it's his demon lord side AIEEEE i dedicate my body to my lord UOOOOH

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>>31637671
Aruran is obsessed with Nitori from Touhou though isn't that lolico-

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i am die ... thank u forever yumes and fujos... this thread is blessed by faggot spirit and holy queer...

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>>31637760
thank the protection from numbertribaltouristfags

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>>31637777
Quads guarantee it.
Blessed are we.

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>>31636937
Vesper and him can bond over having fangs

>>31637021
Has heacknowledged their existence? Bossu speaks passion eigo

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>>31637705
We're talking about sadistic & fucked up right?
Yeah, Roberu's very vanilla in his taste. He just loves onee-san chara & Yabuki-sensei. And, for /mans/anon to better understand him, has a "loser heroine" saviourfag syndrome similar to Axel.
Roberu's actually very wholesome relative to the things out there.

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>>31637705
Son only likes vanilla that'll give him a pass in
mid-low tier.
Besides, who doesn't like oneesans with big tits

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>>31637549
Uyu loves to tease/bully his viewers (Fantoms) he once had to put up some disclaimers about it (probably as a joke desu, also for him I have a bunch of vods to catch up so idk if it's still a thing).

I think he mentioned that Altare is interesting once maybe when they just debuted? In an unarchived zatsu iirc.

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HE COULD BE YUOR ANGLE OR YOUR DEBIL

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>>31637821
He talked about wanting to know Axel more because they're all fanboys of Sakurai Takahiro.

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>>31637919
VESTIES... WHY IS HE SO

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my wife (male) painting my husband (demon god)

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>>31637998
uncle nowa is a cinnamon roll i love him...

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>>31638017
Magtare hot

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>>31637107
Why is altare hair mirrored?

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>>31638036
agreed, can't wait to see him covered in some thick white sticky icing or cream

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>>31638069
this post was written by ant hands

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>>31638017
I hope he can fix his tablet
that shit must be expensive

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>>31638069
I WANT HIM TO COVER ME AND FILL ME WITH HIS THICK WHITE VAMPIRE LIQUID!!!! AAAAAA [/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo? Gentlemen syrios?!

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>>31638140
His hair looks like black cherries

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>>31637705
That's his only deviance, really. Roberu's taste is quite vanilla otherwise. He can't even stand reading tame doujin of his oshi.

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>>31638140
He looks related to Izuru with the blue in his coat

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>>31638140
so will syrios (axel) extremely smart and calculating that thinks of scenarios and possibilities quickly (with an inner voice)?

[Anonymous No.]

>that Axel scam and sc ayo bro got wrong number
Lost my shit lemao

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>>31637821
Aside from what the other anon said about Axel, Shien also visited Magni’s Fall Guys stream and called out to Altare when the latter visited his guerilla karaoke stream. It’s just Vesper he hasn’t interacted with in any way aside from the welcome greetings during their debut

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>>31638140
Shouldn't his red stripes be blue?

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>>31638220
>blue
you do realize that blue isn't the opposite colour to red nor is black opposite to yellow?

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>>31638058
That's not supposed to be Altare, though. But I like to imagine.

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thanks yumes for the food, i busted one so hard my legs are numb and now i can finally sleep tskr and continue thirstin over the tempus boys

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>>31638242
Do you realize you are gay?

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>>31638260
you're welcome anon-kun

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>>31638260
Goodnight, anon
Hope you get some nice horny dreams

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>>31638291
HIPS.... TUMMY...... THJIGHS?! OOOGUUHB......

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, come and play
Sang Altare while winking at (you)

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>>31638320
magni is quite erotic no matter what style he's drawn, no?

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>>31638356
UOOOOOOOOOO MAGNI SEGSSSSSSSSS

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>>31638451
Dancer Mag is actually so hot wtf. sauce?

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>>31638492
https://twitter.com/refrainbow/status/1553746312830808065 here you go!

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>>31638558
>The author of boyfriends.
Cute art but also KEK

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>>31637653
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Frotting isn't gay

[Anonymous No.]

should i compile all the soundclips that i made and post it here? (usually leader saying sus things but also magni)

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>>31638761
Any original content is always welcome

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell, I'm so behind I still haven't watched the Sims stream ... GUYS STOP STREAMING

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>>31638847
just stay at home watching VODs bro

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>>31635545
I'm starting to feel the same way, but I don't want to admit Omega was right.

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>>31638847
This is a good problem to have. I'd rather be drowning in content than being starved for it.

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>>31638451
I MISS NOWA OJI UUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

here's what i clipped so far
leader "AYO??" compilation
regis maldtare: https://files.catbox.moe/5mdf8t.mp3
SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS™: https://files.catbox.moe/p22gma.mp3
vesper is my little healslut: https://files.catbox.moe/md8269.mp3
"you bastard" in korean: https://files.catbox.moe/3blx6y.mp3
no, you can never leave: https://files.catbox.moe/u8o051.mp3
you have stockholm syndrome, right (magni)?: https://files.catbox.moe/f3j0mw.mp3
uncle nowa hiding from yandere leader: https://files.catbox.moe/jd0ybo.mp3
leader sneezes on stream and panics: https://files.catbox.moe/g2juov.mp3
leader doing magni's intro: https://files.catbox.moe/64ulwn.mp3
basically, kill yourself (full): https://files.catbox.moe/smo1h3.mp3
basically, kill yourself (short): https://files.catbox.moe/q07dfl.mp3
how do i do heroin?: https://files.catbox.moe/hcju2h.mp3
give me your flesh: https://files.catbox.moe/hcju2h.mp3
leader chupado: https://files.catbox.moe/cci8h8.mp3

magni "AYO???" compilation:
i'll make you fall in love with me: https://files.catbox.moe/u8o051.mp3 (i should make more magni clips)

wholesome
holostarsJP and EN singing the item get and chest opening jingle twice: https://files.catbox.moe/gvz0ve.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/w3tjrc.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning bitches and whores.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate raft

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639143
CaliforNowa

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>>31639116
i think the magni link (3rd from below) is the altare "never leave"? but thanks anyway uuuooohhhhh

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>>31639116
>give me your flesh: https://files.catbox.moe/hcju2h.mp3
shit i meant https://files.catbox.moe/qhnkss.mp3

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>>31639250
oh shit sorry it's this https://files.catbox.moe/e22u82.mp3 it's where he wanted stockholm syndome

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>>31639116
leader swearing in korean is hot as fuck I wanna hear him berate me in that way every time before I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639335
THE WAY HIS VOICE GOT DEEPER THERE THO HNGHHHHH...pair that and him calling you a healslut? GODDAMN

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>>31639399
I'm dreaming of him to doing a yab roleplay ASMR stream where instead of cringy fujobait/bfe sexual shit, he'll just torture and swear at us nonstop or dismember a corpse for loot. Sadly It'll never happen

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>>31639519
the ADC carry ASMR and you're you're queuing for duo (ADC and support) where he keeps cursing and calling you gamer words while malding at the enemy team and taking it out on you and calling you a worthless whore...but gaslights you by acting nice after the game is over
sigh im ngmi

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>>31638847
same. i'm in the middle of watching it and it's funny asf but my god...i'm so behind on my stream reps

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Here's some food for the Leader/Nowa shippers, I might upload it to Ao3 later, enjoy!


It begins with the little things.
After every mission, Magni locks himself in his room in order to trying new potions and Axel goes to sleep. It's the scholar and the hero who stay up late, discussing new battle strategies and goals for the guild. Day by day, it becomes a habit for them to spend the night together. Eventually, they do this even when they're not analyzing the performance of Tempus.
Sometimes they talk about everything and nothing; other times, Altare is playing videogames while Vesper is reading a book, but they're in the same room because they find comfort in each other's company.
When they have dinner after a mission, Vesper moves his knee just close enough for it to touch Altare's. He knows this is weird, but his leader never moves his knee away, sometimes he even gets closer too, so it must be okay to do so.
Altare wonders if it's normal to think about Vesper more than he does about Axel and Magni combined, but he figures it's because the gray-haired man has basically become his right-hand at this point. Although it doesn't explain why he specifically thinks about how cute Vespie's laughter is, how warm his eyes are, how much he would like to caress his cheek… "He's your guild mate", he reminds himself ever time his mind goes at it for too long.
The scholar realizes that the leader of the guild tends to stare at him just a little second more than expected, and when he caughts him in the act, Altare quickly averts his gaze. He can't explain why it makes his heart start beating so fast it feels like it is buzzing instead.
After one particularly exhausting mission, Altare goes to Vesper's room without saying anything, and embraces the vampire, resting his head on his chest. The scholar doesn't say anything either, he just puts away the book he was reading, and pets the leader's head softly. They stay like this for a while
This becomes a habit too.
For that reason, it's not weird either that they hold hands in front of the other Tempus members, or that sometimes Altare takes Vesper to his room so they kiss each other to their hearts content.
"I love you", Vesper slips out while they're cuddling after the first time they have sex. He shuts his eyes, flustered, expecting a rejection. Instead, Altare looks at him warmly and says: "I love you too".
And they figure out it feels amazing to love each other, so they just keep doing it every day.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Leader hates Ina and Kronii (and vice-versa)? I was told that Korean men and women really hate each other for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639920
THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639920
I WANT MORE UUUUUUU THANK YOU FOR THE TEASE THO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639321
no worries anon, which stream was this from tho (i probably spaced out)

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>>31639920
I'm a very big fan of AltNowa and this is really nice! I like how it's short but shows a good amount of layers for either side. I'll be saving this in my personal collection. Thank you for your service, writeanon! This is probably my favorite fic here so far. The more vanilla approach is immensely refreshing, looking forward to more.

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>>31639947
Maybe not Ina but it's understandable why anyone would hate Kronii, she has the bitch energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639994
it's from the payday stream! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY

[Anonymous No.]

I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL SIGHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640077
thank youuuuu (chupado u)

[Anonymous No.]

I expected unhinged hornyposting from the fujos and yumes. Is it a quiet day today?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get violently railed by Nowa Oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640253
Thursday's pretty slow due to having some really long dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640253
Is this not? I'm waiting for a stream for it to get somewhat controlled in here.

[Anonymous No.]

The Great Prof. MagLORD Dezmondus is a MAN. With massive cock and balls with which he has fucked Pussied (with a "P") left and right. He has the manliest voice in TEMPVS and the most muscular /fit/ body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640253
we already did we literally just creamed with leader wearing korean fuckboy outfits and we also did a ttrpg involving raping magni during dead hours so that's something

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640328
let me know if they talk about girl vtubers, doesn't even have to be hololive just gush about an indie for all I care

I seek spice and Axel is the only one giving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634944
Secret obsessed degenerate leader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640471
he probably does it to all members kek uncle nowa probably knows but he's too scared of leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640066
Thank you so much! I hadn't posted a fic in a while and this was really fun to write. Glad you liked it!

[Anonymous No.]

Magni gets magged by his own cloak!

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>>31640594
I have a similar slow burn AltNowa fic in my queue, but I'm both slow at writing and really busy at work. I'm really happy to see some of the same ideas in here to scratch the itch when I can't readily work on it. I love the attention to detail so much! I'm very weak to that subtle yet very meaningful buildup between them. It feels natural and makes me AUSSIE GRIP.

[Anonymous No.]

YUMES AND FUJOS GET TO EAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT HETSHIPPERS?!?! I NEED BAEXEL PLEASE AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640718
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762
as far as I'm concerned, Nodokaxel is more believeable than Baexel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762
The only het we have around here is, choose your favorite anon and start flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640718
SAUCE PLEASE PLEASE THE UNCENSORED ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762
sorry straightbro i rather see genderbend of tempus getting railed by (You) or leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640909
Stop inserting me into your fantasies, I'm pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762
yeah nah even axelxnodoka is better you have shit tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640961
that's the thing anon...pure things are meant to be tainted and (You) seem perfect for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762
I feel you, I wanna write yandere hatesex between Fauna and Altare so bad after she turns the Tempus boys and/or Altventurers into saplings, but I can't imagine anyone else wanting to read that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641021
I lied anon I'm a nonvirgin, but I'm working on improoving to be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641048
don't let us stop you, anon
write that fic and feed your fellow bros that can't stand fujo content!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641099
purity doesn't have to mean your virginity, could be your mind or how you see things
ain't that why axel mindbreak is quite popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641048
I will read it if it's not rapey

[Anonymous No.]

I love when vesper beats the alien ships smugly and calls them dumb bitches and idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641118

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641188
Define 'not rapey', I want to have them switching who's on top and in control so it won't be totally one-sided noncon, but the inherent roughness of hatesex may dip into dubcon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640073
Kronii is a giant fucking dork. The "bitch energy" is just the first half and it's always followed up with her dropping her spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31633775
just like my erotic manhuas

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641048
I would legit read that ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>31634464
All mentally ill Fujos over 30 are based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641188
God's gifts are wasted on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640850
||I am the sauce https://files.catbox.moe/xwctaj.jpg||

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641623
tfw no mentally ill 30+ fujo gf t. mentally ill 30+ vesoji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31638140
>Axel after Nowa makes him read one book

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641762
Discordchama..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641762
Newfagchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640850
I am the sauce
https://files.catbox.moe/xwctaj.jpg
Yeah that was embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641918
You'll never live down your shame, may as well develop a humiliation kink now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641918
THANK YOU ANON I WILL FEAST ON THIS MEAL THANK YOU SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641389
By not rapey, I mean that ideally Fauna would enjoy it at some point. I don't mind dub-con tho kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641918
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642001
Tempus SPH fics with lots of "you're just a little guy" when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641918
ToT uohh

[Anonymous No.]

Starting to gain a few ideas about Fauna and Magni having sex, especially since Magni seems pretty submissive and femdom is a turn on for me, and then afterwards scooping the semen out of her to make a fertilizer to help the saplings grow big and strong.
But we're reaching dangerous territory here, so I'll stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642139
I definitely plan to have Fauna enjoy herself too, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642327
Saplings playing with legos with magmites as Fauna pegs Magni's prostate in the next room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642327
I'm curious now about the overlap between those two fanbases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642404
Ok now you got my attention

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you posting shipping this is supposed to be a safe place where I don't have to think about women

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642544
Making Magni UUUU to the point where some of the saplings hear it and start wondering if one of their brothers somehow got to join mommy and Magni's "special study session".

[Anonymous No.]

I put the Raft stream on audio and I was literally too busy to alt tab n post. Now that my SEAwagie hours are over, I just want to say I'm so fucking happy my oshi digs the Filet-o-Fish and it's so unfortunate that the rest of the boys never really got hyped from my oshi suggesting Divinity OS

[Anonymous No.]

You ironic shitposters are such a cancer for eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ saplings calm the fuck down

[Anonymous No.]

>>31640762
Axel Aqua Apex. It will happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642724
Me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642666
mind-breaking magni from pleasure until he’s a UUU’ing drooling mess
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

these surprise boxes are hiding deep heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642653
Don't hover over this, anon: there're women among us.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I've been gone for a week due to work, how are the boys doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642947
sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642947
Fucking hell you should have warned me before I walked in naked with my cock out

[Anonymous No.]

i just realized leader owe us 25 push-ups. there was a red superchat in his mortuary assistant stream and he did not do push ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31641118
mating press
>>31641300
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

Suiberu schizo you have the worst taste in ships

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643235
Mating presser, mating pressee

[Anonymous No.]

I WANNA MAG MAGNI'S EXPOSED MAGHOLES!

[Anonymous No.]

straightbros how are we coping? no new content for us. it's all just yume / fujo stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can barely do 15 pushups in a row
Damn bratty Leader... making me feel bad for not being in shape... I need training correction..!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643278
t. Suiberuschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643665
Take it as a challenge and start writing your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642404
I'm sorry.
https://rentry.org/squeebnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643665
maybe...you could make...THE content you need? poor nodoka/axel koikatsuanon is busting his ass to provide straight content you know~ we yumes and fujo discuss our content, why not discuss it as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642327
MOAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643845
we kept hearing him scream 'Eek!' through the door over and over. kek
I love you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643845
i'm a fujo/yume but this made me laugh, good content, you did your best writeanon! you could even go deeper and more erotic when you flesh it out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31639947
everyone hates ina desu

[Anonymous No.]

Huh. Fauna Altare hate sex you say? Hmmm. (Picks up stylus). Did you have a position in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643845
Thank you anon, that was amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643797
>>31643849
I'm an ESL and the few fanfics that I wrote to complement the art comms I ordered made me cringe. Maybe I'll try writing one on a weekend just to make anons cringe too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644047
To be fair, I've posted things that were well-received that made me want to stab myself when proof-reading. Other anons might appreciate what you think is going to become your dark history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644047
i'm ESL too i understand how you feel, i contribute by giving prompts and lorecrafting for writeanons to work with (writing properly and formally is just too hurty for my brain so i leave the words to the writeanons) you can pitch in some scenarios where some straightanons could talk about and maybe get their writing muscles going!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644026
>Did you have a position in mind?
Uhhh, uhhh
Leader as the striker with her as a goalkeeper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644026
her pushed against the wall/desk from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644026
>>31637107

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643989
Mayhaps I'll take another stab at an actual fic that isn't from a sapling's POV in the future. I'm just scared of encouraging IMF posting in /MANS/, even during dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644026
Cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644258
maybe genderbend tempus or just nodoka/a-chan? they're considered a tempus topic so you can play around with that or maybe write some lore? (we have lore brainstorming sessions during deadhours, maybe that could be some exercise without romance or erotica involved!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643845
If that was in higher detail I would've actually started ejaculating

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643672
sasuga leader...even giving you the correction you need! you can do it ojisan anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644258
I'm a retard, what does IMF posting mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644443
I... miss...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644443
International monetary fund posting. PAY YOUR DEBTS SIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644443

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644486
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

would you ___ uncle nowa?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope all of you kill yourselves for dragging Fauna into your bullshit. I thought you faggots were better than this but it seems you all are fucking Twitter/Reddit subhumans. I actually genuinely hope you all die a painful fucking death.

[Anonymous No.]

See, this is why we generally stick to fujo/yume hours. We're playing with fire here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644519
I agree bro, I hate women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644515
I will marry Uncle Nowa and none of you can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644515
Of course I would love Uncle Nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31642327
DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644519
Ok newfag

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO SEGGS MAGUNI-KUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644667
ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644565
I'm tired of homo ships anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644702

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644519
>>31644565
Fuck fujos and faggots with their degeneracy. I only approve of mentally sound relationships (AKA male+female).

[Anonymous No.]

As someone who know fuck all about Apex, trying to write a fic where Axel flies over to Japan to participate in a tourney with Astel and someone else I haven't figured out yet and has resolved to ask Nodoka-san out to dinner if he wins, and he will is really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644797
And /u/cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644705
you just need a nice, warm nap anon-kun
leader's stream is almost up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVzyp4wc_1Q
you just need to sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644705
Then fucking use (You) or something and leave the actual fucking talents out of it you fucking nigger. There's a fucking blank slate with a cute design you can use for your degenerate bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644705
>>31644797
>male+female
Yeah, me and females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644582
get in line, sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644811
I don't think you have to focus much on the nitty gritty of Apex. Who wants to read an actual Apex gameplay fanfic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644222
Hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644929
I get oddly autistic over the smallest details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644891
If you're actually male and a chuuba I'll allow it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644486
>the chin
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644891
only acceptable if you're noir vesper or regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys ship the boys with a fictional character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31629963
>>31629887
https://twitter.com/dnalkrik_/status/1562781594913361921?s=20&t=k8O6BJqgkmemct7BC1_t5Q

[Anonymous No.]

How long until every holoen girl acknowledges tempus? Who hasn't yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645040
They're all anime anon as far as I'm concerned they're all fictional

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645040
Yes I ship Magni with Noir Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645040
yeah, my self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645040
I've been tempted to ship Magni with Shadow

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645066
Gura is the only one left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645071
>magni/noir (or noir/magni, I have no idea what your preferences are)
care to elaborate, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645066
Gura will never. You've seen how chumbies reacted to that Niji fag on twatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645056
Shota leader and Uncle Nowa at Maccas... It hits me with the same feeling as picrel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645109
>>31645155
Wait are chumbuds more unhinged than saplings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645121
I wasn't replying seriously, just wanted to poke fun at >fictional character
That said, I do find it cute how they call each other 'brother'. I also have this headcanon of Nowaoji being secretly S on bed which works well since Magni appears to be an M

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645056
you draw uncle nowa so good...thank you drawanon! (though you draw them all so well in general desu!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31643845
>https://rentry.org/squeebnation
I need a 10k words version

[Anonymous No.]

I want Axel so bad..

[Anonymous No.]

I am here to remind you fuckers, degenerates and heathens to keep /mans/ Tempus related, no loophole as "eeh I mentioned Tempus in the same sentence". Fuck off with that. Fauna x Leader? You're a baiter and a nigger looking to start shit in deadhours, and if you fujos really encourage that, fuck you too. Mind the Commandments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645056
Thanks anon! I didn't expect my suggestion to be drawn so I'm forever grateful. The way leader looks at Nowa while they're having tea is adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645040
The boys with my vtuber model

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645269
It's just like Uncle Nowa said. I think we've grown too comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645306
You're a chuuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644667
Magni’s smooth armpits...ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the best tempus lad to fall asleep too? I found success with Vesper and Altare but axels solo streams are a little comfy. Magni is a bit too loud to fall asleep too, but that's why I watch him during the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645341
i want to bite his smooth tummy...uoooh...

[Anonymous No.]

Men are so whiiiinyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645269
The replies may have been falseflagging but if the an actual fujosisters condoned it, then that's dangerous. Ships of Tempus with the Hololive talents will always be playing with fire and can harm the talents massively ESPECIALLY if containment is breached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645450
See, whiny and dramatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31644969
>>31645011
I am literally vesper noir I even look exactly like Alucard

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645372
100% leader's for me...uncle nowa makes me so engaged but for leader it feels like he's gently patting my head and talking to me softly while i lay in bed...i just feel fuzzy inside (i am aware he could kill me too but its ok)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645372
I typically don't fall asleep to any of them, but I think the best answer for this is probably Vesper especially with his old timeslot during the one-hour burnout arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645372
Try Axel's zatsudan, they're pretty good to listen to while you're still awake and comfy enough to sleep to.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of pet names do you think the boys would use for (you)? Here are my guesses.
>Leader
Princess
>Magni
Sweetheart
>Nowa
Dear
>Axel
Babe

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645425
Women are so whiny in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645514
>Magni
I'm his brother(female)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645269
I was already on the fence about the Nodoka/A-chan shipping but that's more on topic than [insert random holo] x [random Tempus member]. Those guys are free to make their own general if they want to or whatever, but I hope they leave it out of /MANS/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645514
>>Leader
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645425
The tempus bros would actively shitpost on the women in this thread if they were actually here. The state of this thread is in absolute shambles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645532
>leader
hey
>magni
hey
>nowa
hey
>axel
hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645601
Hey

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds the leader's minecraft stream is going to become a full collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645624
hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645514
>leader
in public: princess, babe
in bed: whore, slut, pet
>magni
in public: gopher, servant, maid
in bed: love, sweetheart, (my name)
yes...my oshis are quite flavorful menheras...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645450
Yeah, I think a large part of people here don't mind the fujoposting because it's easily ignorable but when you drag one of the Hololive girls into that shit, you're just asking for trouble. Do your murabito ttrpg shit and your fic writing book club stuff, but keep it Tempus/Stars related not because of intolerance but because that other shit it's just baiter behaviour, and you'll be treated as such

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645040
I ship Nowa with an idealized version of myself that I would like to be, but know I will never be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645594
We have to rectify this mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645564
of course it's on topic Nodokaxel may sink but im staying on it until then.

[Anonymous No.]

nowaoji chuu chuu chuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645532
Wait Magn is...? !

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Stars broshi
>Can you take on Leader in a fi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645755
ANON!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645644
Hmm I don't know, low? We might get some El Espíritu del Chupado or Arupapa appareances

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645755
Vesper
A fiddling contest? How am I supposed to beat the devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645755
A-ANON? ANON???? H-HELP HE'S BEEN TAKEN B

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645755
fi-fishing trip?? UNCLE NOWA ARE YOU OKAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645594
Wait do males itt seriously think this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645594
To be fair, I think they'd despise all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645339
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645896
I'm Altare and I can confirm

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645695
i would donate my panties to uncle nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646051
That's lame. It's all about the thrill of the hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645986
confirmed Leader is /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645594
Only Leader. He's the only one who said he wouldn't like fanfic of him and the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645986
One vs one me y

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646121
Of course he's here, that's who keeps taking us ou

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646114
listen its either it gets robbed from me and it's wet from the attempted robbery or i give it to him unsoiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646150
And Axel said no gay shit. Imagine them picking up Fujoshis and powerbombing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645306
>>31645969
I...I ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646121
>doesn't know baneposting
>doesn't know kino
>doesn't know pillposting
>doesn't know zyzz
>doesn't know netorare
Not /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646280
>What is hiding your powerlevel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646280
what if it was a bit and he's lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646219
>give it to him unsoiled
Women don't understand what men want at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646198
When the fuck did Leader become Candlejack, it's not like he ac

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646326
d-do men want soiled panties? egads...fine he can have it as it should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646326
They want...Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646353
I TOLD YOU BRO I SWEAR YOU'RE NOT MEANT T

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646326
I mean I don't particularly care for the panties, I'd rather have what's inside them, but to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645648
seems accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646365
Yes.

>>31646394
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646280
Anon, you're a gullible child. First rule for /here/ is deny you were ever /here/.
Look up plausible deniability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31645830
>A fiddling contest? How am I supposed to beat the devil?
Just do what the guy in the song did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646441
Vaginas are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646365
Soiled is the wrong word imo unless my ESL ass misunderstands what it's commonly used for, but yeah, used panties are better than pristine straight from the store ones.

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days I'm gonna say fuck it and call out sick and just sit home and watch vods and draw all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646684
Most homosexual post in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646805
i mean...wet, from stimulation, anon. literal soiled. not just used. oh well whatever uncle nowa wants i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646933
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646983
Yeah that's good, but I thought soiled means more like shat into when it's used with pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646365
>"if it's cleaned then it has lost its value"

[Anonymous No.]

Any must watch streams this week? Been really busy wage slaving so never really had the time to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646933
NTA but as an actual fag vaginas look so scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647136
minecraft collab with jp stars, uncle's ftl hard mode, leader's mortuary assistant, magni's sims 4 (if you have time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646280
He's a consummate liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647136
Minecraft Tempus Stars Collab.
Raft v3
Sims 4 w/Nowa
Apex w/Nowa (&Astel)
Any of the Zatsudan's of this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647233
>>31647377
I've watched the minecraft collab and raft so thanks for your other suggestions! I kinda miss Omega limiting them to 1 hr streams lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646365
Yes. Preferably wet panties with skidmarks garnished with pubes with a hint of menstrual blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646365
I am straight and I think dirty panties are fucking gross, as it should be perceived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647529
ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31646684
Vaginas taste good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647617
No they fucking don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647617
Women trying to trick me into cunnilingus...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647617
Penises taste better I think

[Anonymous No.]

Finally watching the Sims stream. Is this the funniest Tempus stream ever? This shit is legendary, there's like a joke a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647617
virgin detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647617
Completely depends on the vagina. They CAN taste fucking amazing, but it can also be so bad you regret it years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647686
>>31647757
>>31647819
You don't like Greek yogurt? I'll eat it plain sometimes, so the taste isn't a huge deal to me.

>>31647835
I'm lucky enough to not have dealt with a bad one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647855
>greek yogurt vagina
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Genitalia-lickers... you kiss your mama with that very same mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes this talk is so much more on topic than shipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647952
I kiss yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647940
What? It's literally the same bacteria retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I love HoloTemmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647855

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647963
Which Tempus genitalia would you lick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648055
i'd suck leader's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648042
We're discussing vaginas. Would you like to join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648034
I love that people are drawing the boys in the kimonos Oga made for them...That collab was pure SOVL.

https://twitter.com/Akeemi_chan/status/1562784187173969920

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647855
To pretend this hard is just sad, virginanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648055
Nowa but I'd rather have it the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>all this vagina talk

[Anonymous No.]

Does Altare have a thing for Oga or is that just the 6 HORAS infection affecting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648055
Magni armpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648122
t. Woman who's never tasted her vagina before
Or you just have a nasty ass tasting vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648100
Goddamn that takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648132
leader should just rape everyone and impregnate and mpregnate us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647449
Omega has moved on to help with another EN gen anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648133
Have you seen his chat on his POV? Altare won't be satisfied with just 6 hours. He needs the 25 hours of Majin and his deep, sensual voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648120
What a sex artstyle
>next scene is all out orgy

[Anonymous No.]

After watching Altare, I understand why people don't like it when streamers eat/drink occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648187
QUENCH THYSELF MOIST BEAST!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648232
I hope the boys get New Years kimonos as their first costumes. I need it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648222
Will there be another meme of this like 6 HORAS? I'm imagining Altare saving Oga from the Risu prison only to hear his voice and proceeds to rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVzyp4wc_1Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648262
There's nothing *munch munch munch* wrong with y'know- *crunch crunch* having a b- *sssssssip* bit of a snack during a stre-*munch munch munch*-am

[Anonymous No.]

>>31647617
Anon, that's disgusting. At best, they taste like salting milk bags. At worst, they taste like rotting meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648200
Stars' Omega isn't the same Omega from last year because he's competent and their managers are very on-hand with them. You can't convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648332
>여섯 시간
yeoseos sigan

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648357
AHH MY HUSBAND IS HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648332
I want to make one where he horny grips as he listens to Oga's ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648474
>oga’s electric massager noises
I’m horny gripping rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648545
Altare, please calm down...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31648394
Works on my machine.

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LEADER UUUUUUUUUUU

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leader...please rest up more...

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THE BURNOUT AH AH AH AH AH

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Leader’s voice…

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How do you think Axel's aussie cum tastes like?

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You all better support and love leader

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OMEGA TASUKETE!!!!

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>>31648738
Pretty bad since he doesn't eat vegetables and only meat

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>Leader clearly sick and feeling bad
>Femanons aren't fantasizing how they want to take care of leader
And this is why the thread is fucked

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>>31648408
I actually believe that.

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>>31648826
The fujo inside me is already fantasizing about Nowa-oji tucking him into bed, while Axel runs to the store to get the ingredients for Magni to make him some chicken soup.

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>>31648826
I'm not a yumejo, I just think Altare's an interesting guy and I want to study him in a lab.

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>>31648826
You can’t tell me what to do bitch

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>>31648927
Same. I want Nowa to take care of Leader like a cute wife

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>clearly not in a good condition
>still streams, 2 times a day
>still has covers to record
>makes sure his chat isn't worried even though he's clearly suffering
Altventurers/Cultares, you've chosen your path. This is the experience of oshi-ing a tryhard.
He's going to go and push himself into a trial of fire every single day and you have no other choice besides being there and support him.
Buckle up.

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>already at 1 hit left
he's going to drop in game and in real life

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>>31648826
i would take care of him and cook him meals not just when he's sick...he needs better meals damn it...

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>dark souls is fair
mostly true, it's not actually hard, just has those few spots that are absolutely bullshit

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>>31649019
if he's planning to stream 2 times a day, one of them should be limited to a hour only.

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>>31647617
Nope. If it's clean and fresh, the best you can say about it, is that it's passable. It's acquired taste: like coffee isn't exactly good, it's not sweet, nor savory, nor anything specific, but your monkey brain gets a stimuli out of it and you trick yourself into 'liking the flavor'.

That said, fresh dick is much better

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>>31649019
He will burn out and the crash will not be nice. I wish him all the best.

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>women hours
sad

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>>31649019
i'll endure along with leader!!

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>>31649019
I'm worried about Leader, but I don't want to concernfag in the chat like an annoying bitch...

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his "rage quit to end stream" but cracks me up every time

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He's burning out for real...

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>>31649229
omega tasukete...

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Omega...

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>6 streams a day

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>>31649137
>burn out
He won't. He's very similar to Suisei.

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>>31649186
Good do it here not in chat

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>>31649019
i don't want to annoying him by telling him to rest since it's his choice to do 2 streams during ungodly hours, but i am worried about him

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alright since straight bros are back to watch leda, let it be known that I aim to release a (shitty) short genderbend fanfic of one of the boys

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>yawn dodge
Cute...

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>>31649327
>one of the boys
Which one?

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>>31649291
>suisei
>doesn't burn out
are we watching the same holo?
she took a lot of breaks

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LEADER IS BLASPHEMING
AIIIIEEE JESUS

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>>31649416
You'll find out this weekend. now hopefully I'll remember to actually write it...

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i hope leader gets well soon

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Leader hates yugioh

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Damn, he really is sick and he still wants to stream.

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>>31649423
Over the long run she's still doing what she wants to do. She has a lot of recording and concerts too. Totally not throwing shade to other talents.
Leader's going to be similar to that, but he's clearly pushing more because he's a guy and Korean.

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HOLOCURE MENTION

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Do you think he'll take down this VOD because he wouldn't be satisfied with it...?

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NO GIRLS ALLOWED

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leader is trying so hard for our sake...... uuuuuuuuuu

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>will only play holocure when holostars are added
Based mysoginist

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I just love the bois

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Leader is playing safe
Never be careless around women

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>>31649793
SASUGA LEADER

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>>31649730
I mean...maybe? Leader really seems to worried about the quality of his streams

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Holocure is mid. If you're not a Hololive fan, it's probably straight up boring

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His reasoning is silly, other Stars have played the game already. If it's fun for him to play why wouldn't it be fun to stream?

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>>31649793
Gotta tellem how it is.

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>>31649793
he's just trying to avoid schizo landmines

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>>31649850
...they have? I don’t recall

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>>31649906
oga and pizza papa.

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>>31649850
The real reason: he doesn't want to mention the holomems he hasn't interacted with by name and be swarmed by collabeggers.

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>>31649830
>playing safe
At this point, he just doesn't care anon. The girls he befriend are just the IDs. He probably knows more about indies.

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>>31649906
I watched Aruran play it.

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>>31649956
>2 of the guys who literally don't aknowledge they own a penis

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200 AKASUPA
BASED DAVID

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>>31649850
Altare has been the one whose distanced himself the most from the girls probably if you don't count the ID girls, but their basically the branch closest to Holostars.

I think he's just trying not to attract schizos to himself.

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>>31649988
Leader's out for the rain shaman cunny. Watch out Kobokers!

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DAVID

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The boys really needs to get out of the 2view mindset. It isn't healthy for them

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>>31650019
>oga
fuck you risu.....

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>>31649850
No disrespect but they are JP stars, most EOPs don't know they exist. An EN star to play it on stream is just asking for shipfags and schizos

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>>31649699
Reedah's going to run himself into the ground so hard that Nowa is going to have to nurse him back to health and feed him soup while gently lecturing him to cherish himself more

W-what a tragedy