/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS Edition

Last thread: >>31493688

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

BASED AXEL FOR LIKING CURRY RICE

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>>31503508
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

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>Axel watching Tokyo Revengers
Fucking LMAO
>>31503423
>Wanted someone to act as a yankee delinquent
>Get an actual yankee delinquent

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>Draken
Nice

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>>31500265
I doubt this'll happen within the next few months only because of the 2nd Act concert. A lot of the OG are pretty quiet about it but Miyabi, Aruran and Astel are pretty active on Twitter talking about how they're doing dance lessons together and how tired they are at night. /stars/ calls it orgy sessions

[Anonymous No.]

In light of recent cringe did cover ever officially say that publicly announcing your audition results in an automatic fail?

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Crybaby would be a great song for Axel.

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>>31503547
AMEN

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SUI MENTION

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Ahem.
/MANS/ is now straight.
Amen.

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>can’t mention suisei
Most unexpected thing I heard today. She’s one of the more chill holos when it comes to males

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I find it funny that they're not allowed to DIRECTLY name a senpai from Hololive, unless they show up in chat.
I'm guessing it's to avoid schizos from freaking out?

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>>31503663
I think it's mentioning Hololive members in general

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>>31503663
Maybe he's just being careful

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>>31503648
Thank you brother
Let's masturbate to nodoka tonight

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>>31503677
Pretty much. It's probably also because chat spams that person's name for quite a while

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>>31503663
the problem is the fanbase, not the member, so they try not to mention any jp holo member

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>>31503663
He probably hasn't asked for permission. Namedropping a Holo will lead to collabniggers being annoying in the named Holo's chat.

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>>31503508
The funny vampire and tiamat made /alter/ meltdown and it was hilarious

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>>31503602
you can report those niggas to cover. there's a link in their website

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>>31503663
Probably not a "can't" but more "doesn't want people to keep spamming about Suityan"

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uuh saplings?

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>RING IS OFF TO BE SOLD
GET BTFO'D

[Anonymous No.]

>proposes to you
>sells the ring instead
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>someone proposes with a ring
>axel immediately wants to sell it
I love this dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>how much is the ring if I sell it
that cracked me up good

[Anonymous No.]

mansbros... i wanted to make a self insert kind of thing so it can be the mascot of my stars twitter account, because i saw a lot of other stars fans have one and it seems fun, thing is i don't know if it should be a 100% original design or if it should look like me. what do you recommend Dingopic so this isn't too off-topic

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>>31503695
Of course, fellow Nodoka appreciator. The only question is which image of Nodoka should I grace with my love tonight.

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I love my husband!! Nowa Oji the cutest!!

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first time tuning in his zatsu, it's pretty comfy

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Axel answering superchats like it's a QnA marshmallow stream

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People actually eats kangaroo meat? I thought it was a meme

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Bro straight up breaking the yumes dreams

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Based Axel
marriage scs are fucking cringe

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>>31503663
The boys won't mention any hololive girl that doesn't consent first. Suityan probably doesn't care/is too busy to care.

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>Aussies cook roos in school
Huh?

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>>31503792
They're like a pest down under over here.
It's good and probably better for nature than beef.

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>>31503648
We've entered /straight hours/ and Nodoka is the face of it. Incidentally we need more Nodoka lewds.

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>>31503786
I love our shy hag wife (male)

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>>31503663
Looks like they are following what Uproar is doing.

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>>31503764
sis feel free don't let the people here stop you i already have my cultare nun self-insert anyways

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>>31503792
Yes you can find kangaroo meat in supermarkets of the land down under. They taste like lean beef, slightly sour and doesn't smell strong

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>>31503778
This one

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DONTA

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>>31503764
I think you can go with someone that could be your ideal self + someone that would look cute with Axel!
I went onto picrew and played around with the character creations while keeping the 'what design would fit Nowa Oji' in mind, but at the same time a design that literally screams me lmao

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>>31503869
>PICTURE OF A REAL WOMAN
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What is he even talking about

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>>31503826
I don't mind the Nodoka lewds but isn't that kinda off topic here?

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>>31503869
Well no wonder A-chan is constantly sexually harassing her

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>>31503792
why not?
They:re not a endangered specie

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>>31503602
That has always been the case.

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>>31503913
>Slam Dunk is an anime series adapted from the manga of the same title by Takehiko Inoue.[1] The series tells the story of a teenager called Hanamichi Sakuragi who falls in love with a girl named Haruko Akagi, and decides to enter the Shohoku High School Basketball Team in order to attract her, as she is already in love with another Shohoku player, Kaede Rukawa. As Sakuragi starts learning how to play basketball, he begins to take a liking to the sport.

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>>31503869
Nigga you and I know that face ruins the look
>>31503826
here

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>>31503920
The boys were talking about Nodoka again today

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>>31503913
Normie exposing itself for not reading/watching Slamdunk. You're an uncultured sub-human.

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>>31503856
Our shy cute hag wife (male)!

[Anonymous No.]

For my fellow straight bros. You're not alone.

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>>31503764
I mean kanauru's twitter avatar is a short-haired girl with a yellow headband and he's animated his character hanging out with holo members
And that dude posts IRL videos and shows his face on his channel
Its a self-insert do whatever you want lmao

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>>31503920
Sister stop with the copium
Nodoka is canonically ontopic

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>>31503913
>NOT KNOWING SLAMDUNK
you must be 18+ to post here

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>>31503920
She's on topic thanks to Vesper outing Axel as a Nodoka enjoyer. Besides, it'd be a bit harsh to ban holopro staff from a holostars EN thread

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>>31503965
>reading/watching sportsshit
retarded normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M

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>>31504002
>>31503965
>>31503949
The only anime I like is dragon ball

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>>31503826
>/straight hours/
More like male anon hours
The early morning hours is SEA femanon with weird fetishes territory

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>>31504031

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Good little dodge Axel

[Anonymous No.]

He handled that perfectly

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>>31504031
This is bait, right?

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can someone please sc axel and tell him that the stars thought they were calling miyabi an ojisan when they referrd to him as the OG please and thank you

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>>31503920
/mans/ is also short for managers

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>what did the janitor when he
You blew it!

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>>31503978
I am here, bro.

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>>31503985
>>31503963
>>31504010
I was just wondering where's the off topic line drawn here. I'm more of an A chan guy myself desu

[Anonymous No.]

ado is so young

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>>31504031
KYS

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stop doing motivational speeches please I just want to sit there and rot and feel miserable and you're making me feel bad

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>>31504135
>philippine peso

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>It only took me one try get good faggot
Jesus Axel!

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>>31504031
Hey, if you're only going to like one you at least picked a good one.

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Shit ass bitch! God damn gorillas! I'm fucking late!
FUUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>Keep trying until you suceed
>Got into Holostars on first attempt
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Axel loves ojisans

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ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>Offstream APEX with Astel
You nigger! Why don't you play with him on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel was in this game with Astel

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>>31504224
I'm in.

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>>31504032
>SEA males too busy to post in the morning
>come night time, they finally get to relax and hornypost in thread
It fits

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I really tried to give axel a chance but he's too retarded for me to place any faith in him. I started to see why some of you like him. You're retarded like him.

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KH stream never

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>>31504128
Protip - all 4chan threads have some level of tolerance for off topic, just dont: write off topic posts that are too large, make too many off topic posts in one thread, discuss topics that will piss off the people in the thread (like going on a tirade about trannies or politics or rival companies/products), make posts too distracting like asking a question lots of posters will answer, or use off topic posts to draw attention to yourself
People who know how to follow unspoken rules can have longass off topic conversations in a thread and barely even be noticed

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>>31504308
I wish I was as retarded as him I'd probably be fit and have a bigger dick

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>>31504128
It's simple Nowa.
>First line: The Boys
>Second line: OG Stars/ Uproar (Fine to post in dead hours or freely on big events)
>Third line: Those mentioned constantly (Fine to post within reason)
>Offtopic: Holos/Nijis/Indies not currently collabing with the lads
Nodoka is on topic until the boys stop teasing Axel with her, but that does not give a free pass to overrun the thread with Nodoka but let's be honest, that wont happen.

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>>31504308
i like dumb girls and boys
t. kenzoku axelotl

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>>31504359
>let's be honest, that wont happen.
you clever fucker

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>>31504360
what happened to N-chan's tits??

[Anonymous No.]

>AXELMAMA LIKES LEADER
BASED MAMA-SAN

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is gonna fuck Axel's mum

[Anonymous No.]

AXELMAMA LOVE

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>>31504386
Artist nerfed them
A crime, I must say

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Why do you like Regis? He's fucking unhinged

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel's dad cucked by Altare

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>>31504399
How does he do it bros
Is being a psychopath really the way

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE KEEPS GETTING THE BITCHES

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>>31504415
And get his dad's chili recipe

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel awakens one night to the sound of popping coming through his walls

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>>31504429
that's the point anon

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>>31504429
He's just like me, a sociopath who pretends to like women.

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>>31504429
that's the best part

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>>31504431
Ohnonono... listen up...
Altare dating Axel's mum just to get the chilis from Axel's dad

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>>31504399
>Ayo Altare can you stop fucking my Mum when you come over for an off Collab

[Anonymous No.]

Altare did the biggest 180 this site has ever seen. And from disliked to liked which is harder than just falling from grace.

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COCO MENTION

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>>31504415
Altare can use the implied threat of that as a last resort to keep Axel in line. Just like how he's just enough of a psycho to kill Magni if he ever betrays the guild. This dysfunctional guild stays together because of Altare's demon lord machinations.

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>>31504515
>Altare
Strange way of spelling Magni

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>>31504308
Don't worry anon I feel the same, but my tolerance is a little higher just because he's an honest (little) guy.
Though if they all start streaming longer or overlapping he'll be the next one I drop

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APOLOGIZE

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>>31504501
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?
>>31504434
anon i'm a cultare yumejo so i'm biased but, perhaps, yes

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Based decision Axel

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KIARAAAAA DON'T LOOK AAAAAAA

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Based, I'd prefer them trying to communicate directly and only translate important information

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Supremely based of Axel

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Axel is actually a fucking Genius

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>>31504515
Ame was also a huge 180. Like Altare's, her debut was fucking awful.

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>>31504515
If you want to use that as a metric Kiara going from the reputation she had then till the reputation she had now is an even bigger 180.

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Hhahahahaha he dipped from translator duty

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Holy based Axel, he knows what he's doing

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>>31504544
Magni did a full 360 with meme alchemy. Altare actually climbed up from his pit.

[Anonymous No.]

Axe is so fucking based beyond belief. Enormous WIS score

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>>31504589
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Rio trying to communicate with Tempus was cute

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Tempus boys are so smart...I love Tempus..

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>>31504606
anon .....

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>>31504399
is Altare secretly a milf hunter? Is that why he leaves the house at 3am?

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Rio: we count on you, Axel
Axel: Nah, dude. Fuck that

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Only women like psychos like Regis. There are many in /MANS/ who like Regis. Therefore, I conclude that /MANS/ has femanons. Case closed.

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>>31504593
Kiara is still shitposted to hell and back, all complaints about Altare have disappeared.

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>>31504626
altare cucks everyone he sees...ever since that cheating whore fucked leader over...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel has arthritis...
his uric acid levels...

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>>31504619
I was pleased with Arupapa's eigo and /stars/ were really impressed by how the usually shy Temma engaged with the Tempus lads. By both of those things pale in comparison to how pleased I am to see Nodoka in a bikini just now.

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>>31504619
I just got here, he explained why he didn't translate? Not that it affected the stream in the end.

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I remembered when Ina was flamed for also not translating UMISEA minecraft collab. Axel explained this so much better

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>Myers-Briggs horseshit
Stream ruined

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>mbti
do women really?

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>>31504655
this logic is flawless and i cannot find any fault in it

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>>31504659
That's one schizo. Wait till tempus gets big enough to have one constant schizo who has dedicated their life to shitposting about you in a mongolian basket weaving forum. That's when you know that they have made it.

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>>31504655
haha how could they be in mans when they are femans

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>>31504708
yes, though to be fair men especially /here/ are obsessed with it as well

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>>31504655
That's terrifying news for dude.

[Anonymous No.]

is this that INFJ shit?

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>>31504736
Yeah, that's exactly what's being asked from Axel.

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>>31504708
>>31504732
Think it might be a symptom of low iq/low selfawareness

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He's just like me....
except he's an extrovert....

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>>31504711
My oshi has her own personal schizo, but she is not doing that great popularity wise.
Schizos are just schizos, I just hope when my broshi gets his schizo is just a mild retard and not a 24/7 seethign one.

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>Axel is ENFP
>I'm ISTP
We aren't...

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>>31504711
>That's one schizo
Anon....

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>>31504708
Koreans are into it and the sc was in won so might be a guy

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>>31504732
Literally whomst

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>>31504696
Yes, he said it wouldn't be fun if he translated everything

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a man who both knows his MBTI type off the top of his head and likes astrology :^)

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>>31504841
female hands wrote this

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>>31504708
Asians are really, really into horoscopes, they might be the ones behind this MBTI shit as well

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based mom

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>>31504825
you've never seen those MTIB threads on multiple boards?

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AXELMOM IS AN AUNTIE

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>she doesn't even watch the girls
She's just like me..

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Please chat, don't do it...

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>>31504827
I guess that's fair, the niggas better do some reps if they want communication.

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>>31504841
Bullshit post balls.

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>>31504841
hahah hell yeah bro! beer robots and cars amirite heh!

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>here comes the "Are your sister single" comments

[Anonymous No.]

>sister is a simp for Tempus
Giga based

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I've lusted after enough HoloMums for a lifetime. Boys please don't talk about your mums.

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Axel
go see a rheumatologist
your joints, they're not alright...

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>>31504841
yeah I totally trust you bro but just to be sure what's the maximum payload of an F-14C? haha just to be sure you're a guy and not a girl!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cWM7W9vMJ4
This is the only kind of ASMR I like.

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>>31504862
>Asians
Koreans in particular

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>>31504911
Cracking is not a sign of bad joints - only when it cracks when it shouldnt

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>>31504891
It wasn’t spammed looks like. His chat is full of women

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>>31504911
nothing wrong with his joints I can pop my joints as well

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>ASMR collab
Now that would be a stream

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>>31504841
You will never be one of the boys.

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>>31504911
This, it's popping and he says they're aching

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>>31504906
OLs are the next logical step. Here's 5 A-chans to get you started on your journey.

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>Axeldad is a monhon chad
GIGA BASED

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SISTERS AXEL HATES FAUNA

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>>31504841
your pc specs, now

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>>31504983
SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

SAPLINGS COVER YOUR EARS

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>>31496819
>collab with the EN girls
>when only Ollie, Bae and Calli expressed any intetest of collabing, let alone acknowledge them post-teaser announcement
Never ever. Myth are fairly closed off to only a few specific collab partners. I'm sure as fuck I won't ever see Gura or Ina even breathe in the same VC as them. Hell, Kiara was ambivalent towards collabing with them on her Twitter spaces weeks ago. Unity in EN Gen1 is a myth.

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he just loves BEATING THE SHIT out of it

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My shoulders pop whenever I move them too much and I'm just 25.

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AXEL IS A P2G CHAD

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Monster Hunter World stream never ever

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>ayo, these wierd 'sapling' creatures seem weak. Let's farm some stuff off of them

[Anonymous No.]

Tigrex is peak monster design for monhun. We all agree to this right?

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>>31505067
Anything before 4 was soul

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>>31504890
>hahah hell yeah bro! beer robots and cars amirite heh!
This but unironically.

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>Axel literally daydreams of scenarios where he bullies Vesper
This brat...!

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>>31505067
I like Nargacuga. Don't like how it's supposed to fly.

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uncle nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa ah ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

>Rrat tweet
>Nowa oji
Axel is /here/. You can't make this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Crossposting from five hours ago dragging up EN and ID again
What a fucking moron..

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>>31505089
Irys was a man all along?

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>>31505067
I like Zinogre more followed by Deviljho

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>>31505067
ENTER

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I bet it's a girl

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>>31504918
No fucking clue bro
>>31504998
Ryzen 5 3600, RTX 2600 6GB, 16GB RAM

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again, literal anime

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>>31505135
No, she was raised by a man.
Momrys seems distant, which is why she is so spoiled. But I digress, luv me some monhun and the lads should work on that collab.

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>>31505194
GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

yumesisters.. not like this...

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>smooth brain

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>>31505135
IRyS likes Gundam Sneed for the shipping. She doesn't understand men at all.

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>Played basketball to try to impress a girl
that's Axel brain all right

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Axelsisters...

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>>31505135
>thinking the nephilim cares about robots, space politics and all the manly stuff
She watches Gundam (specifically SEED) just for the fujo ship.

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that girl? me

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>plays basketball to impress a girl
>joins Holostars to get closer to Nodoka
Fujosisters, it's truly over

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be axel's purpose for joining basketball

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Axel will NEVER be interested in you Fujos an Yumes
you're not an Anime protagonist tier girl, he will NEVER even bat an eye on you!

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>>31505171
Donkey's wife?

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>>31505089
I'm with you on the beer and robots fwiw, I just also like to pretend to be a wizard and like tarot and astrology, I Ching, onmyoji etc

[Anonymous No.]

>imagining Nowapapa being disappointed in me
>suddenly want to fix my life
>suddenly want to finish my studies
>suddenly want to get in shape
>suddenly want to get active in my hobbies again
I swear if a holostarEN is all that I needed...

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>women mention
>people find it cute
I thought he has the most yumes?

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>>31505238
>>31505231
anon's girls like this in a guy though, you have the idol female mindset, that doesn't apply to males, having past relationships makes you more appealing, and doing stuff to court a girl also makes you more appealing.

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https://twitter.com/___mmch___/status/1562052314549985282
That's it I'm cracking a cold

[Anonymous No.]

We could have been playing Monster Hunter 6 right now if capcom scrapped the idea of making a MH for a underpowered phone

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>>31505215
lol I meant 2060, my b

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>>31505208
>monhun
I'm sorry, I must've zoned out or something, have they mentioned anything about wanting to do a monhun collab?

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>>31505263
Miosha...

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>>31505289
ogey sister i didnt know TIL

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>>31505290
how do you find these? Or is this your own post?

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>>31505301
I think Axel just mentioned it

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>>31505304
Mio is cool as fuck and I want to be the Holostars version of her and Korone thrown in a blender

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>>31505278
I've already started reading more since he debuted, and ended my last college semester with a 4.0 because I was inspired to study harder. I'm thinking of upping my outdoor reps soon once this horrible summer heat goes away.

I don't want to be a lackluster Vestie and bring shame to his name. Uncle Nowa deserves better.

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>>31505259
it's over for them

[Anonymous No.]

I need to find a /fit/ comic about playing basketball to impress girls but it goes wrong, shit is totally Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

THAT CUTE BLEH UOOOOOOOOH CUTE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505330
I definitely don't stalk her account. No way brother

[Anonymous No.]

wtf Pochi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505290
Is she a furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505315
It's funny that as a nonvirgin I technically have more value to normalfag girls but am despised by the fujos here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505278
Maybe I should get back into reading
I was really hoping Nowa was gonna do some sort of book club thing

[Anonymous No.]

Pochi?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Pochi in chat
it's over she's in his strike zone

[Anonymous No.]

>ENTER POCHI-MAMA

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER POCHI

[Anonymous No.]

>he hasn't read them

[Anonymous No.]

POCHI

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
N
T
E
R

[Anonymous No.]

POCHI GET AWAY FROM MY AXEL YOU HARLOT!

[Anonymous No.]

POCHI IS ADDED TO THE LIST NOW
A-chan and Nodoka won't have to hold the line alone now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505353
It's already impossible for me to get anywhere near 4.0 total, but I could at least try to finally pass my remaining courses and graduate.

[Anonymous No.]

POCHI IS GOING TO ONEE SHOTA AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni heard Axel's rap and I never will
Fuck this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505427
Nah. Too old for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Pochi has saggy flat tits, the worst kind of tits

[Anonymous No.]

>Nakama-zoned

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505449
AHHHH POCHI I NEED TO SAVE YOU AND WIFE YOU AND I WANT TO WATCH YOU DRAW IMAGES OF SHOTAS BEING MOLESTED BY OLDER GIRLS AND ALSO MAMAKO IS CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

So not only does Axel have Nodoka in his grasp, now he gets Pochi mama too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505449
YOU FUCKING HARLOT STAY AWAY
I CAN'T LOOK AT REINE WITHOUT JACKING OFF BECAUSE OF YOUR ART

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL READS POCHI DOUJINS

[Anonymous No.]

HE READS ANE NARU MONO

[Anonymous No.]

HE READ IT

[Anonymous No.]

>He didn't know who Pochi was until he saw her art
Actual smooth brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505419
The major difference is that Axel is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

WAO

[Anonymous No.]

Pochi posting allowed for the next 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY BASED AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

WAO!

[Anonymous No.]

Pochi's doujins made me cum buckets

[Anonymous No.]

HE READS THE DAGASHI DOUJINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505519
Make it so

[Anonymous No.]

He's obviously talking about the one with the mother and not ane naru mono

[Anonymous No.]

>Aussie grip is exclusive for Nodoka
kek

[Anonymous No.]

hes a man of commitment...

[Anonymous No.]

>Aussies grip is reserved
HOLY FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.]

AUSSIE GRIP IS FOR NODOKA ONLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505546
I don't think I have a single Pochi doujin bookmarked. Then again I'm a loli addict

[Anonymous No.]

>AUSSIE GRIP RESERVED
RESERVED FOR WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

My sickly wife pochi....

[Anonymous No.]

>reserved for nodoka only

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505504
Pochi
She's a pretty famous artists as well as a hololive mama.
She's most well known for making Onee-chan x shota manga/doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505602
for muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505473
You can do it anon. I'm currently doing a math course again that I had to withdraw from early this year to avoid a failing grade. We can get through college together >:^3 ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505602
Nodoka his future wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>31503978
Real talk, how likely is it that the whole "Vesper likes A-chan" thing was just something they made up together after Vesper exposed Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously don't like how Axel himself is enabling this Nodoka thing

[Anonymous No.]

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
Jealous sister...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
nigga likes Nodoka. simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
it's a little hihi haha as he might say

[Anonymous No.]

We eating good straight bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
it's a funny meme though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
Axel will NEVER fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
Just be happy for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505546
pochi's art it's the fucking best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The day Nodoka shows up on Axel's stream, or heck even acknowledge his existence on the official channel.... I fear for the stability of /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
You just need to /become/ nodoka, sister

[Anonymous No.]

>Therapy questions
please stop don't ask Vtubers these kind of questions

[Anonymous No.]

Axel the OL HAREM man

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
axelsister...you gotta let it go...

[Anonymous No.]

Why are retards asking for free therapy, this is a SC reading ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505631
My headcanon is that they had a offline conversation about which one they wanted to bang. You know, casual bro talk. Axel chose Nodoka and Vesper chose A-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
Axel won't even think about you let along touch you

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all know that this Nodoka thing is a smokescreen to prevent shipping in case he ever collabs with a female senpai right?

[Anonymous No.]

FAITHFUL AUSSIE MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505683
I want Pochi-mama to design a shota for StarsEN gen2

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
He's not big enough for it to blow on his face (yet), one day he'll regret it like how Suisei with the hi honeys thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
What, you can't compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
>Not self inserting as Nodoka instead
you're ngmi sister

[Anonymous No.]

>You are all going to make it, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505691
And your oshi will never fuck you. So you're both in the same boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
>This sister can't compete
Kneel to the office titties

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is so wholesome... The little brother experience i've always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

how was micra

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
If the Axel jap stalker herself didn't say anything negative, it's all fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505616
Thanks anon, I'm just a lil' guy but I'll try my best. I picked the wrong field and I've been stuck in a loop of signing up for courses and then not doing anything and predictably failing and thanks to this I don't have anything else I could do with my life either. I really want to finally get this over with and move on with my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505723
Pull out the wig Nodoka chan, I know it's you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505744
imagine if the guys commissioned her to design shota versions of them for an April 1st joke stream
haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505746
The only thing that's gonna blow in his face is my hefty load

[Anonymous No.]

Even axel is telling you to improve yourself damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31503508
I just watched the minecraft server tour. Does JP know they have a female member? Rio is obviously a tomboy (female).

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505832
>improve yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505765
Here is the updated one anon

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gympilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505832
He is not looking down on you like a certain someone. He's also not telling you that you aren't good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

These zatsudan streams from Axel just shows me he could make a pretty good life coach. I hope the SCs don't trauma dump or treat this shit like therapy though. Godspeed you cool ass dingo.

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER KINDA THICC THOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505805
anon If you're failing your classes I would recommend changing your major if you can or just dropping out, no point wasting time/money if you're not passing the classes/are miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Axel, I'll listen to Sekai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505832
why is it when Axel says to improve yourself it doesn't feel condescending, but when a girl does it everyone loses their minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
Beats me.

[Anonymous No.]

3D OLs are so shit compared to 2D. I think this fetish of mine has cursed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
Coz Axel tells it in a positive way

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
He's a guy

[Anonymous No.]

That girl would probably blow up if her name wasn't sekai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
cause we know Axel doesn't have the ability to be truly condescending

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
Incels and dramafags

[Anonymous No.]

I need an Axel version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505934
the good ones are already married

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505870
>>31505917
Because you're an insecure little man who feels threatened when another woman talks to someone of the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
He's a bro

[Anonymous No.]

Simple is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
Because he's also trying to improve himself? This smoothbrained dingo is actually giving advice based on what he himself goes through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505801
>>31505790
>>31505765
>>31505757
>>31505724
>>31505717
>>31505711
>>31505692
>>31505691
>>31505689
>>31505682
>>31505674
>>31505662
>>31505654
I'm actually a Nodoka gachikoi and I don't like her being near males

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
I think it's because the people who took issue with what Ame had to say are really insecure about how women see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
because the way he says it is sincere with no hint of malice of contempt. He genuinely wants you to improve but doesn't think the current you is bad either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
girl
>improve yourself for me
guy
>improve yourself for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505975
>projecting already
I don't even watch Ame nor am i a man - holy fuck improve yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505836
Rio is a dude. He actually traumadumped on streams talking about how he was abused by his parents for having a girly voice and was bullied for it most of his life I think. It's why he gets so much support from his fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505902
I'm confident I could pass if I actually studied, the issue is that I don't. I've mentally given up before even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506003

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506003
you're not fooling anyone sis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505982
Jesas

[Anonymous No.]

Are you retards seriously falling for the stupid Improve yourself falseflag? The same one used to attack Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506003
Nigga, that angle doesn't work. She is staff, she has been in two or three stream in total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505982

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506033
More reason to drop out, I dropped out when I first went to school and went back 5 years later and got my degree after refocusing.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL NO

[Anonymous No.]

>mr. jellybean
n-no Axel. don't remind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506007
Maybe it's because the person asking it didn't have malice for him but the person asking Ame had malice for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
I still don't get why anyone was mad at Ame, I saw what she said and she did nothing wrong. The "men" that got upset (and judging by some of the responses here are still upset) are the ones that needed to heed her advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506111
That's basically it
And axel himself is a gym guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506002
Seriously this. They're probably not into men which is why it doesn't bother them when is a man telling them this. But a woman telling them this put a huge dent in their ego. This is a woman who is trying to help them by telling them what women like. But yeah is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

BONK BONK BONK

[Anonymous No.]

>he watched rick and morty in high school
I'm old...

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ has been very straight today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506066
Improving yourself has never been bad advice. The context of when such advice was given/used may be questionable but the advice itself is solid and something everyone should at least try if you feel like you could do better

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506113
That's exactly how I feel about it too. I got some serious secondhand embarrassment watching people sperg out about all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505982
this is pochi right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505982
I need more, brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506113
You can definitely tell that most fans of the girls are just there to hear cute noises all day and don't want to do anything else with their lives. lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
>>31505975
Women are not worthy of our respect, unlike Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
Why so serious? Axel is new employee in office and just saw big boobs for first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506186
>Those eyes
yes

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER KOREAN SLURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506008
It really is just this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506180
I remember when Gura gave “dating advice” which was smile and stand up straight.
Niggas lost it over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506026
Rio certainly has trauma but he doesn't initiate traumadumping on his side. Almost every time it's someone in the chat asking him a question about his family or voice and he just explains things at it is.
He's already gone over some of his past but still has to grow out of some of his insecurities and all the other JPstars are helping so y'all should also stop with the girl jokes.
He's kinda used to being called a girl but it's still disrespectful

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505744
And then reine.
He's goner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506092
It's too late for second chances for me, I need to just get this shit done asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506197
Yeah, if it there hasn't been any problem about it so far, I don't see how it could bite him in the ass later

[Anonymous No.]

consider Loli Baba Nowa (Cunny Hag)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506113
I don't see anything wrong with what ame said neither so I am left wondering what was so condescending about it.

[Anonymous No.]

NO AXEL
DON'T DO IT
DON'T MENTION KOREANS AND JAPANESE IN THE SAME SENTENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506277

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506145
>This is a woman who is trying to help them by telling them what women like.
Who cares what women like?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Nodoka’s tits taste like

[Anonymous No.]

Omega..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506250
Wtf. Really? That's just sad desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506312
Women don't even know what women like

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506008
So true, king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506324
Axel focus on your stream dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506312
You should unless you want to masturbate to your oshi doujins for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506008

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506269
I know. I'm actually not sure how many anons here think Rio is a girl because of his voice and not know about what happened to him.
He has been a lot happier from being in Stars and I'm glad he's doing ok now, him preparing so much for the collab today was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506326
Should be a middle finger desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506358
I've already had sex lol I don't need to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506289
>Mag, Altare,Ina and Kronii literally having korean blood and working for a Japanese company
>Bossu knows how to speak korean
>Astel and Fuma also into Kpop
You're making a fuss out of nothing

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES XIV

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel would give the Predator the other Tempus boys to be sacrificed
No, the... the brotherhood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506412
When? Your highschool prom with the special education girl summer of 87?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506419
Isn't Mag half-taiwanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506358
Masturbating sometimes is better than a woman who just lies like a dead fish in bed.
I had my fair share where I should have just fapped instead of going into the hassle of fucking someone.
You can also pay an escort, I made one dress like Ame once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506419
Ayame failed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506358
>You should
anon
women don't know what they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506250
Jesus Christ... some people really are hopeless
>>31506428
As he should! It's a game for losers! MMOs are ALL for losers and are bad for your health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506459
He's half taiwanese and half korean

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506438
Sorry bro
The brocode ends when some big fucking alien tries to turn me into a flesh trophy

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is for petting and hand holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506428
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506463
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506473
>MMOs are ALL for losers and are bad for your health
Vesper was a world of warcraft addict you know
He even watches asmongold

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506458
Uh oh zoomie is projecting

[Anonymous No.]

How old is Pochi?

[Anonymous No.]

Last one, brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506464
who the heck's a-Ya-Mee? didn't she already graduate? I don't see her in the schedules at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506545
Was, past tense! He said WoW made him realize he can't play MMOs anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506544
Brah im in my 30s nothing zoomer about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506556
SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506552
She's my hag wife.

[Anonymous No.]

So his dad is an Aussie otaku who married a Japanese woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506552
35 yo last time i asked

[Anonymous No.]

Baseed True Crime Sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506592
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506582
I'm 27 and have decided you have zoomer brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506592
Living the dream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506582
So are you just a bitchy hag or what, plenty of dudes here have actually had sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506592
Nah I don't think so. Axel's accent is too wayward for someone with an Aussie parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506612
Sure,

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506592
Nah dad is jap, mom is cantonese

[Anonymous No.]

What Based lvl has Axel reached?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506649
He's s BASED retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506636
The fact sex topic makes you uncomfortable and make you sperg out like a retard says you're one those that hasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506643
I knew IT
I knew I heard some chinese sounding accents in his manor of speech

[Anonymous No.]

>just have fun in a job interview
Aussie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506649
No thoughts level, this man acts without thinking. He has unlocked ultra based instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506033
You are literally me. holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506716
kek
so I wasn't the only one that caught his extremely Chinese sound Ai-yah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506515
Vesisters that's our HAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>31503717
I need archive links. I haven't been in that shithole in a year and I need to see this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506638
I got an American accent somehow despite growing up in Australia with ESL Asian parents. Sometimes you just pick stuff up weird as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

Lance bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
Women unironically can never understand the "bro giving a bro encouragement" -experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>dual sword
I bet he self inserts as kirito too

[Anonymous No.]

>hammer
Absolutely disgusting but i can forgive it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506696
>H-have sex loser
>Already did, lmao
>No shut up you're owned!
Okay hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506716
I just guessed that to increase the likelihood of Baexel to come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506778
Fellow lancebros...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is streaming and you people are attention whoring...
Women were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506749
Are you also a vestie with daddy issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506792
>21 stone
why did he swallow so many stones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506515
Uncle is for gentle and loving petting!

[Anonymous No.]

I never really get why chuunis like double swords/guns. I was a chuuni too but aren't bigger weapons cooler? How is the dragonslayer not cooler than dual katanas? How is a machine gun not cooler than dual handguns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506463
>I made one dress like Ame once.
H-how much did it cost? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505917
He's just a little guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506836
He lacked minerals in his diet

[Anonymous No.]

axel's smell ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Axel smells like Dior Fahrenheit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506836
>he doesn't know freedom units
If it weren't 7 halfeagles before the local school shooting i would shot you myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506802
So you can't explain why sex topic makes you seethe and sperg out like a retard. Cope and seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet nodoka would be a longsword hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506827
Amazing how male camaraderie triggered them so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506836
It's a britbong thing

[Anonymous No.]

>envision the aroma
Uoooooh magni's stinky glove scent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506834
Let's see...
>dad left when I was 5
>Uncle Nowa is pretty entertaining
... Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506827
I warned you man
I warned you about the females and their attention whoring ways, bro

[Anonymous No.]

STOP FIGHTING DURING DINGO HOURS I'LL BEAT YOU ALL UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506898
I'd hunt her with my longsword, if ya get what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506902
Holy shit WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506848
With the cosplay? 2k.
She was some VIP kind of escort my boss recommend me. I'm sure you can get the same result for less.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I just realized I had this image by Pochi sitting in my folder

[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi
>Favorite fragrance

[Anonymous No.]

Axel and the boys' motivational streams are my jam. I will do my reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506886
Where am I seething? Unironically have sex femcel, since you got so upset at men.

[Anonymous No.]

>room fragrances
You know the implication of this right?
They are used mostly when you are bringing a girl home

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506033
I would say pull yourself by the bootstraps and just get it over with. One year is going to pass whether you study or not so may as well bite the bullet and get the whole thing over with. That's my take anyways.

I used to be that way in highschool, but I guess having to pay for classes made me prioritize just getting stuff done whether I wanted to or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506846
Aesthetic purposes, I guess, but it all just boils down to STR vs. DEX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506773
Too much American television

[Anonymous No.]

Axel: Applewood
Regis: Moss tobacco leaf
Vesper: Mahogany bourbon
Magni: Sweetpea and dries cum

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is he talking about colognes

[Anonymous No.]

indog hours huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is for Mating Press

[Anonymous No.]

>indogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507005
Cause he gets bitches on the reg

[Anonymous No.]

STINKY MAGUNII

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506827
Unfortunately it's still SEA women hours and the bros are up early to discuss Axel's stream today

[Anonymous No.]

>indogs are watching streams
>americans are attention whoring in thread
not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506993
>I used to be that way in highschool, but I guess having to pay for classes made me prioritize just getting stuff done whether I wanted to or not.
Funnily enough being an eurofag "le free university" shit is probably a reason I'm still stuck here. No reason to put in effort when the cost of failure is minimal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507005
Any that respects himself must smell good, you fuckers bathe and use deodorant and cologne right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
IRyS
Oud wood, I use a beard butter and a conditioner with it as the base and it's amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Gunlance chads ww@?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507024
>female magunii
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

No lance users, but a charge blade user is nice too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507001
Unironically probably yes. Parent's weren't too confident with English until we were older so all we had to go off was TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507005
He's just like me....I wear Terre d'Hermes a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper studied the blade
>I studied the Longsword
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
Fauna
Bourbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506902
>>31506948

>grew up without a father
>had an intense fear of men until I was 19 and met my first bf
all vesties have daddy issues... we are united

[Anonymous No.]

>tempus aroma
Will it be similar to this? yes this is official art of towa sticking her butt out on her fragrance merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
Vesper
Versace Pour Homme
I like it, it's my "I don't know where I'm going but I wanna smell nice" Scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
vesper
my own farts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507066
I haven't left my room in days and have an overflowing trash can just next to my desk. I also use piss bottles when I don't have access to the bathroom that is right outside my bedroom door. I masturbate constantly and it reeks even if I clean it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507055
>men are watching streams
>retards are attention whoring in thread
Not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506277
Anon, PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507123
Vesper is Vergil
Axel is Dante

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507151
Why would someone want to smell like smoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507158
burpvestie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507191
donta...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
Vesper
Hard to decide, I like Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza in the summer, and Encre Noire a'lexteme in the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31504027
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GALO SENGEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
Towa
Towa's friends

[Anonymous No.]

never use water to mix drinks retard
you need oil to carry flavors

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
>leader and magni
>floral scent and candy ones (picrel)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506588
>>31506597
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31504027
policeman dead...
we will never get a holo cover of it either...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506556
AWOOOOGUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506463
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Where am I going? Uh, I'm going out to get cigarettes and milk. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

FAMILY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507191
Tobacco frags exist. I like Burberry London for men.

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't Starve Together
They'd die within a week

[Anonymous No.]

>don't starve
Fun game but bad stream game. Regis if you are here please politely turn down the idea

[Anonymous No.]

People really love the cat ears wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507330
DAD NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST DONT GO!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507364
Maybe it just sucked when we watched myth play it. It might be kino with tempus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507345
Tobacco actually smells nice. Smokes from cigs aren't

[Anonymous No.]

he hates borderlands

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507137
>grew up without a father
>only wish for life was to become a father myself
>already 31 and alone
H-haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505089

[Anonymous No.]

>he hates borderlands
>he probably don't like destiny too
sad...

[Anonymous No.]

So is it official lore now that Magni smells like unwashed gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505290
I WILL SAVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507407
Women can literally never understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507364
You can't use that excuse for the Tempus boys when Vesper successfully streamed FTL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507399
i doubt it unless they're willing to learn how to play the game off stream. it's not an entertaining game to watch if they're going to just fuck around

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507401
I'm already kneeling, i can't kneel any more fuck borderlands and fuck randy

[Anonymous No.]

HEALSLUT VOD MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

THE COLORS IT CHANGES! AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
>Nowa
>coffee and campfire

[Anonymous No.]

Axel glows in the dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507460
https://twitter.com/___mmch___/status/1562059914532425728
You are too late...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507465
vesper knows how to play ftl though. to be honest, imma skip his next 2 ftl streams since he already finished it last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507484
Tales of Borderlands is alright though hope they don't fuck up S2 tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505636
Axel... is no longer mine... ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507565
>imma skip his next 2 ftl streams
Why are americans like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507404
31 is acceptable. Date a 25 year old and emphasize you want to start a family. Or do what I did. Without knowing it I started dating a single mom. 4chan will call you a cuck but it's fucking 4chan. I'm a father to an amazing little girl who's dad walked out on her and being her dad is the most meaningful experience of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507565
Heh he might play it on hard or try different ship and not be as lucky. It should be a different experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507538
CIA bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507465
If I'm being honest I would rather watch a newbie learn how to play FTL than his playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507565
>not just having him on mute in the bg to give him a view
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507616
Yes bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507565
>not keeping his stream on just for background noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507603
What fucks me about dating single moms is the fact that I *will* bond with the kid and if things don't work out with the mom, I am out of their lives. I really don't want to go through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507621
I'm the opposite I love watching veterans play games

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507603
While I respect you as a person I'm forced by law to laugh at you as a poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>magni sussy
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507603
You're a cool guy anon. Never let anyone tell you otherwise. To that little girl you're a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

Mostimachad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507565
>skip ftl streams because he finished it once
but that's the point of roguelikes, they're always different each run... he might go for hard mode and different ships for variance...

[Anonymous No.]

>arknights YAB

[Anonymous No.]

UWAAAAAAAAA AXEL'S HUGE PECS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507693
magni bussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
>Nowa Oji
>Books....

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys, Axel here! hope you’re enjoying my stream haha btw keep posting Nodoka’s lewds please

[Anonymous No.]

Axel probably has bigger tits than your oshi just like his senpai

[Anonymous No.]

ANGY AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507603
Unless the male died, you are a little cuck - i do respect you tho.
From person to cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

cockshock

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

AYO MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507782
He's terminally here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507743
Send N*de pls!

[Anonymous No.]

>new reaction image footage
WE FEAST TONIGHT BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507603
It's noble but she's not your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507404
Just date a younger girl with daddy issues (read 90% of them).

>>31507603
I respect your tenacity but disrespect your retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is /here/ right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507801
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507801
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507711
Cover already had yostar game streams unprivated. Seems like yostar games is on the table again.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hololive+arknights

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507801
YAMETEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I really want the boys to cover Let's Go ED but fucking nobody remembers Ixion Saga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507821
>>31507822
now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507801
great stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507334
NOWA OJI HOT...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507743
90s anime style nodoka for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507821
>>31507822
kek mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507826
oh!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507826
holy shit I need to apply now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507781
i want to smooch his lips

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting someone to draw or photoshop Axel onto this cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507826
Mahjong Soul with Tempus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507603
If the mother wants she could turn or use the kid against you. You're playing a game where everything is stacked against you and there's nothing you'd be able to do about it. Hope everything goes well but if it doesn't it's on you for willingly playing a losing game

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507893
What else do you want to do, Sisrios?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507833
I wanna wrestle with him uggghhh hey buddy I think you got the wrong door

[Anonymous No.]

Axel farming gachi n yume just from his zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507674
Yeah that's a risk. [Spoiler]And we've broken up once but got back together. The low times were pretty fucking low but we're making it work. Now me and her mom aren't nearly as close but I'm still officially her daughter's father and spend time with them whenever I can. It's not ideal but its better than the lonely alternative.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507895
Hasn't that already been done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507895

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507826
SANA DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

OLs buys mazda cars

[Anonymous No.]

Axel working on pure instinct and having good reflex might actually make him a good fighting game player. Only problem is memorizing combos, really the tedious part of fighting games

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505982
I'm gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507927
i'm an altsis but i want to smooch his face and thats it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507933
>yume
You think cucking his fanbase live on stream is a way to farm yumes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507933
Axel is accidentally attracting more yumes to him with these zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

Request for this vid but with Magni's Eek and hair edit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507940
>And we've broken up once but got back together. The low times were pretty fucking low but we're making it work. Now me and her mom aren't nearly as close
You're fucked dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508049
The hardcore yumes will simply self-insert as whoever Axel is fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508007
I will correct you

[Anonymous No.]

It's over . . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508049
Go back >>31503916

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508028
Valid. Axel's stupid cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507862
>>31507868
>>31507964
It's going to be funny having illustrators playing their own characters. Azur Lane is also free as well. So w might get new holoships again someday.
Not sure if it has something with Yostar HQ being in Japan opposed to china.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508049
Women love being cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Ping is gonna fuck them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507826
Wait, it's real?
Fubuki's Arknight gacha was privated and is back now?

[Anonymous No.]

RAILGUN SISTERS WW@

[Anonymous No.]

>>31505826
okay Pochi-mama calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508158
They're moving out already?

[Anonymous No.]

OFF TOPIC IS TOPIC NON GRATA.
THOU SHALT CEASE IT AT ONCE

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel is a Kuroko chad
BASED FLATTIE APPRECIATOR

[Anonymous No.]

You're my trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508238
What exactly are you referring too?

[Anonymous No.]

very cool jackal

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508272
I think the step dad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508165
Incorrect. Cuckquans(is that how it's spelled?) are nearly non existent. They like cucking men because it puts them in a position where they're being desired by several men

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507895

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508158
>So w might get new holoships again someday.
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507801

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508238
Can we have a no traumadumping rule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508272
>>31508272
He's right, I shouldn't have brought it up. It was off topic BS. Deleting posts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507979
Axel playing Guilty Gear when

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508321
no blogposting, or specifically no attention whoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508200
yostar's HQ been in Japan for a few years

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone has the Nodoka mention timestamp in the Payday vod ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508305
All the Azur Lane vids are up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508321
Only if I get to dump my trauma in your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508350
That's right. Now is time for broposting.

[Anonymous No.]

He hates faggotry between the bros

[Anonymous No.]

>we don't do any of that faggy shit
damn right

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508380
oh yeah, I forgot they did a collab with AL

[Anonymous No.]

You have now officially been warned by him, Fujos
continue and you prove that you don't actually care about what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>they don't kiss eachother goodnight
fujosisters..... it's over.......

[Anonymous No.]

Straighbros we can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508378
They need to stop before they get bonked

[Anonymous No.]

>>31507404
31 is fucking young for a guy, you're not running into the same biological clock issues a woman hits in her 30s/40s

You still have plenty of time to be a father anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508396
Fujosisters in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508323

[Anonymous No.]

STRAIGHTBROS
REJOICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508380
Talking Azur Lane, fucking Waterkuma man. Fucking ell, that motherfucker drew the best cock goblin I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508200
Yostar has moved to Tokyo for a few years. I guess the CCP rage has died down enough or yostar got stuff figured out to allow them to be detached from chinese influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508423
>continue and you prove that you don't actually care about what he wants
they never did, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508462
This cute doggg

[Anonymous No.]

STRAIGHT BROS
THEY DON'T KISS EACH OTHER, WE WON

[Anonymous No.]

im sorry axel-san..

[Anonymous No.]

is straight hours over? is it fujoposting time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508443
They probably did but their management must have been like "ah fuck's sake, alright do what you want!"

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe omega is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

You heard him sisters, no gay shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508464
Bache is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508486
As far as Axel knows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508502
Twenty minutes and i'm letting loose.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you as hard-working as these two, vaginabros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508502
sure, fujo post and make Axel disappointed in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508486
We haven't won yet. We need to find a way to bring Nodoka to down under or bring Axel to glorious nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508396
As God intended

[Anonymous No.]

Straightbros thriving

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508463
WINNING

[Anonymous No.]

>respect people working in hospitality
>admire his dad
>his dad works long hours
his dad is a line cook isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE LEADER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508524
He's not /here/, man. Altare maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508515
Bache is indeed the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel is actually being real

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508502
From 12AM to 6AM PST its gay hours. Its straight hours now, Regis is about to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like Axel says a lot of things that could be taken the wrong way by dramawhores

[Anonymous No.]

All autism
No gay
100% bros

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever get more parts of that incel-kun and fujo-chan story after part 2? That shit was funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508534
c-cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508548
I MISS LEADER UUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508584
you mean off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508502
>is straight hours over? is it fujoposting time?
Not today, whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508502
You know you're realm is dead hours. It isn't dead hours yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508577
What are daddy issues hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>all rails leads to death
Brutal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508584

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508534
honestly so far it seems only Magni is kinda gay but he seems to be more Bi than just full homo

[Anonymous No.]

All roads lead to Gran Soren.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link to the context of Axel's delinquent story? I've kind of been on catchup on Tempus content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508615
10AM to 12PM

[Anonymous No.]

>>31506964
Nowa/Polka

vanilla & sandalwood, or if specific perfume then I enjoy Dior Hypnotic Poison

[Anonymous No.]

>Drug dealers are rich
Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>won't mention why delinquents have money

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508633
GAYS ATTACK IN PACKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508627
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508591
I WANT LEADER UUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508627
Womensisters can't stop losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508639
Link to context?
Just watch his previous zatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508639
3hr ZatsOdOn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508628
He definitely plays into it and furries are known for taking up the ass so it's definitely a toss up

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508627
she's crying tears of joy right?

[Anonymous No.]

Will Axel overlap Leader? Let's find out

[Anonymous No.]

He's so grateful of the viewers watching him

[Anonymous No.]

fuck!!! i wanna smoke weed with axel!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508686
i took it as fujo-chan being touched from the fireworks ending tho
i did tear up after the stream because it was so wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508716
Could go either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508716
Yes, the guys were too busy shouting "brother" for a minute straight.

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES YOU, FIC WRITERS
HE DESPISES YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>go for it dude
>it's just fanfiction
WRITEANONS TIME TO GO HAM
GENDERBEND PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>he hates fanfiction
>don't want to say why
HE CLEARLY KNOWS WHY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508716
>>31508755
my interpretation was this >>31508752(me)
the brotherhood is touching you know

[Anonymous No.]

Tribalfag is really trying to start something with the straight-posting thing huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508769
this
>fan fiction *pause* I don't think it's bad...
>I try not to read them, because *pause*

[Anonymous No.]

>y'know

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper said the same thing about fanfiction. I'd say this is a fair stance as long as they properly tard wrangle fans that take it too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508686
>>31508716
That was happy tears. The image really loses its context outside that thread.
Maybe drawanon should edit that.

[Anonymous No.]

I've enjoyed my time straight bros, but we're really going to regret this. The gay posters will overpower us very soon. Don't fight it. Just gather your strength, update your image folders and hold fast. Don't ever let them turn you gay. We will fight back in numbers they've never seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508462
I love this stupid dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508769
He's way too nice to say it out loud, he definitely hates all the fics written about him.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel it's clearly the one to have faggot in his day to day vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel just keep indirectly talks about nodoka, he will surely get bonked for this

[Anonymous No.]

I hope he says cunt on stream one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508846
yeah
if he read them he'd be like
>Ayo, bro, why are you writing this faggot shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508627
I'm just waiting for Incel-kun and fujo-chan to eventually kiss...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508827
Straightbro here, I'm afraid Nowa-oji made me realize that being bi might not be so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508812
>right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508879
Thank god he didn't find it annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508887
That's gay dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508827
I will continue to fight faggotry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508562
Altare is 99.999999% confirmed for /here/

Nowa is probably /here/ but might spend more time looking at other boards like /vr/

Magni is likely /here/ to coom to all the lewds of himself

Axel too dumb to know how to complete a captcha, filtered from imageboard use

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508846
He has the least fanfics though I think. The one kind of shippy fanfic out there is actually pretty tame and was more of a bro fic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508827
You don't even turn gay it's just denial speaking. If you are straight then you shouldn't get threaten.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no Axel... don't go down the parasocial route...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508893
being bi is the future anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508884
My only hope of a proper "cunt" being said by a holo died with Sana. But the dingo might bring the trophy home.

[Anonymous No.]

CHICKEN NUGGETS MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508827
Where are all the lewds

You guys don't have enough drawfags, it's hopeless for you

[Anonymous No.]

I ain't a good artist but should I draw Axel x Nodoka lewds
might not be able to deliver though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508923
Axel being fluent in japanese means he has a +300% affinity for imageboards
he's unironically more likely to be here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508987
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508987
Fucking yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508987
I was tempted to but anything explicit might kill the joke, and I'm afraid of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508974
janny won't 3day me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508990
In that case he's on 5ch not /here/, because Axel's INT gets a massive debuff in EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508947
Outta this house, alphabet soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508929
Tempus streams are mad comfy for me because I never feel like I have to go look up Fauna cow images or Noel doujinshi while watching a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509036
being on 5ch means you're more likely to browse all other chans

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my husband AAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508987
Being a bad to mediocre artist hasn't stopped some of the fujos so it shouldn't stop you either

And if your confidence is that bad just write a fic instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509029
firebombingchama...

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE RAID TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508987
Straight bros are urgently recruiting >>31508974. Our bros on the frontline have been getting hammered for weeks, we need immediate backup.

[Anonymous No.]

almost three hour just chatting again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509071
idk man, if I could browse the 5ch threads for Tempus I'd post there exclusively rather than here

Kanji filters me is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509114
>hammered
Anon......

[Anonymous No.]

We made it straightbros

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508893
I'm straight but I'm a yurifag so I can't really shit on the fujoposters or anything. caring about this stuff too much isn't worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509151
>Kanji filters me is all
Just get the 10ten reader extension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509155
Hi Ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509071
this, monolinguals are filtered
but if you know more than one language, you browse one chan, you will browse all the chan of the languages you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508827
Nodokalust will save us.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kinounozikan/status/1561250161766318081
Reminder that a Nodoka doujin will be released at C101

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509182
>you will browse all the chan of the languages you know
absolutely not
t. quadrilingual

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509114
>>31509167
shut up samefag you fucking glow

[Anonymous No.]

The gayest outro in Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509168
For me, it's just that I'm not sure I can call myself straight anymore after acknowledging what Nowa-oji makes me feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509025
Yeah, it's best not to for the horrors you could unleash. It's the same reason chupado's OG artist doesn't want it to escape containment. There are people who are always gonna escape containment. It's why even I, as a fujosis, don't post my content. People who want it will eventually find me in a locked account anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

good stream Axel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509232
you don't know a language until you browse that chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508987
I'm a mediocre artist, but people appreciate my attempt and when I make garbage people point out what is wrong with it and I try to improve that.

I would still recommend approaching the subject carefully and not get too saucy, shit can leak out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

It's leader time now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509171
Holy shit you're a lifesaver

...all right I lied, I'll look at both 4ch and 5ch after all and just post trip reports from 5ch for the anons here

You were right

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509182
>you will browse all the chan of the languages you know
Why are you speaking for me?

[Anonymous No.]

Make your predictions /MANS/
What hot takes and/or yabs will Leader spew tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

How about you retards just touch grass and stop this cringe ass le fujo le straight bros art war shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509252
Anon, are you just confusing your feelings with a need of a father figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509252
You can call yourself whatever you want to, it's just a label, it doesn't hold any real power

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09J0ktA02Zs

REEDAH ON THE TELLY SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
He wants to rape OUGAMAN

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER TIME AAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
He's been pretty tame since he private the Apex VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509255
I mean, Axel lusting for Nodoka or turning into mush at her sight it's ok.
But going full lewd with both, might as well call yourself Icarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508893
Everyone is a little gay in one way or another, the straightest guy in the world can still appreciate how a good cock looks, just like women can appreciate a good pair of breasts even if they arne't gay.
Honestly I don't consider something gay for a guy unless your jerking it to bear mode guys with masculine features sucking each others dicks and balls and fucking each other.
just like I can't see Futa on female as Yuri when most of the futa's are basically just men in everything but appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509313
ignore the americans
it's just the cattle brainwashing trying to create a me and a them so they can tribalfag

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>>31509171
is this like yomichan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509336
I don't think it's normal to want to spoon with your father but yes, I have daddy issues as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
He'll play imperial march on cello and anger the mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
His thoughts on Kim il Sung

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509237
Why do you hate normal people bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
I predict the chat will try to push the Kobo thing and he'll have to snap at them to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa Oji... ;___; He was so cute during the MC collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509385
It's the continuation of rikaichan so if that's similar then yes. Mouseover JP text and it gives you the readings and meanings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509313
Relax your anus and enjoy the OC

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
>haha, wow, that was a hard fight
>*pause*
>so yeah, I don't think women deserve rights *pop* haha, you guys understand right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509182
I only 2 languages and I don't even want to begin to imagine a 4chan equivalent of the non-english one. I don't even like using or seeing it on this site as it is. I can't even specify which ine it is because the speakers of it take it as some kind of go ahead to shit up threads

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>>31509436
o7 ryokai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509263
>No fucking pubes
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
I will make it clear that I am truly /here/. I'll blink within the first minute of the stream. That will be the signal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509313
it's just funposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509458
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509416
I don't, i'm straight too. You're just being a dumb cunt fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509434
cute shy ojisan....ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509458
I would be forced to akasupa immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509458
That'd be unironically based. The pop just makes it better

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you rail against Omega? All he/she seeks is a future without yabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509379
>the straightest guy in the world can still appreciate how a good cock looks
Why would I want to see another's cock, you fag?
>porn
I'm not a porn-crazed mutt. Imagine so depraved that shit's normalized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509263
>no pubes
COWARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509458
why does this sound exactly like something he'd say

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509315
he'll talk about his plans to overthrow the human race

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509541
You do know you're on 4chan right?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I rewatch Altare's POV of the minecraft collab? I heard he wrote stuff in chat. I would wait for clips but I don't think anyone is dedicated enough to clip every moment when he does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509458
>Sooooo guys, last night I was looking up how to get rid of bodies
>Nonono, not like that, it's just that my mom buys her meat really fresh, right? So I need to, um, I need to help her out sometimes, because you can't just throw a carcass in the dumpster once you're done with it
>What do you think? Anyone have Wikipedia open? Haha
>Oh just kidding, just kidding. I like messing with you chat. Oooo, that's a good item. JAJJAAAAANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509390
another one to add to the list of Vesties with daddy issues.
It just keeps on growing boys...

[Anonymous No.]

shut up niggers leader is on the telly

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's intro music is my favorite of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509603
He was gushing about Oga's sensual voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509458
kek

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT THE FUUUUCK UP YOU INCELS AND ATTENTION WHORES
HE'S ON
https://youtu.be/09J0ktA02Zs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509381
You again, you were sperging out about thread personalities and you became one, fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509624
fucking KEK and i read this in leader's voice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509363
Exactly, yup. Axel turning into mush for Nodoka is actually really cute and there's nothing inherently wrong with it. I think the incessant hornyposting may have warped everyone's perception of how fucked things can get when that gets out of hand. Always be careful about any content like this in a Namamono space. I think a more recent example of this shit going wrong was aome guy posting Mag x Rio ship art then tagging Magni directly, you just don't do that shit man. That shit can make things awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509628
I'm probably already on your list desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Im confused, theres another MC stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509541
You know how it's not gay when girls grab another girl's breasts in anime to tease them? Same thing with guys. Just walk up from behind, cup their balls, and say uwu what's this? Did you grow during summer break?

t. character from a gay porno

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509729
no

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>>31509661
Is that the only highlight of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509729
no?
unless there's an unscheduled one, doesn't seem to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509752
Nice cock bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I will be taken care of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509752
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509591
>anon in 4chan disagree with me boohoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509704
These are why I never posted my RoBae and AmeBossu lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509775
Dunno if it's the only one, but that's at least one thing I saw someone post. He typed it in the chat but didn't send it.

[Anonymous No.]

>grinding offstream

[Anonymous No.]

haha leader is dying

[Anonymous No.]

He's burning out...

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>>31509830
I actually had a genderbent RoBae thing in my WIP then I did a double take. The joke isn't worth it if my bros will suffer for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader needs a humidifier

[Anonymous No.]

>meds
The burger's answer to all problems..

[Anonymous No.]

I bet leader sleeps with a fan blowing directly at his face and he kicks his blanket off

[Anonymous No.]

Which of the boys has the thickest pubes you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>waking up with nose blood
They're already dying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509925
>I bet leader sleeps with a fan
No he will die...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509925
Is that not normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509932
Magni has none so definitely not him. My guess is unironically Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509925
Anon, he's korean https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509784
Thanks, our daddy taught us never to be ashamed of our cocks. Specially cause they're so big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509932
The gook

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509891
Humidity is unlikely to be an issue in the middle of summer like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509964
I thought you meant sleeping with a fan in the other sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509925
He is korean, sleeping with a fan is death sentence to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509925
This kills the Korean

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509263
>No pubes
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

What's the timestamp of the stars calling themselves brothers in the MC collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509925
Leader will wrangle the fan death like he wrangles his chat, he has no fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510051
Pretty much the last 10 minutes or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510008
Leader is not that stupid to stick his dick into the fan blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509482
>>31509549
there's a pubes version?
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the stream!

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509830
>>31509883
>RoBae
If you've watched Roberu for some time, any ship with him really doesn't make sense anyway. He's incredibly private and professional in his dealings with other chuuba outside Stars that I wouldn't be surprised that he has "dynamics" slots for his collab partners. Bae goes into "cute-kouhai who oshis you and you should dote".

[Anonymous No.]

He's still a toxic fps gamer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509826
Show me on the doll where the pastor touched you r9k-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510114
>>31510105
fake ending/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510105
Need more Altare/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510105
It's his birthday/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31509263
>not sharing my fetish
Neck yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510099

[Anonymous No.]

Borderlands 3 fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510152
What a coincidence, mine too!

[Anonymous No.]

Gearbox shill SC's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510105
thick, unkempt bush/10

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no... Ko'one its streaming. Sorry guys I love the boys but I can't pass the dog playing a horror game. Ganbatte Leadah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510135
>projecting this hard
Poor anon. I don't know, ask that pastor for help maybe?
Though I digress, off-topic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

When is Reedah going to play BoI

Omega you coward, let him play a yabai roguelite

[Anonymous No.]

>there are unironic f*males who watches my HERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510118
I know it doesn't make sense, you know ships are just about how cute they look together most of the time, which is the reason I held back and never finished any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510182
And that's a fact. BL1 and BL2 were amazing though

[Anonymous No.]

I remember loving Borderlands 1 on my xbox 360 but never finishing it
finished borderlands 2 on my PC and liking it
and not having that good of a time on borderlands 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510276
The Gearbox experience.

[Anonymous No.]

Never touched a single Borderlands game. Sell me on it.

[Anonymous No.]

No paycheck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510182
BL2 is great, especially that berserker dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510327
you shoot people and loot randomized guns with stats
it's a Loot and Shoot, think first person Diablo with reddit humor

[Anonymous No.]

>woke up
>Axel had another 3 hour zatsu
>streamed 3 minutes ago

Goddammit aaaaaaaa. Well at least I was able to tune in timely to Leader.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate woman so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.]

but Axel just said he hated borderlands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510375
Woah he just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

Come to think of it, if Reedah can handle this level of bullet hell I want to see him tackle some Touhous

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>>31510118
Yeah, Roberu is my oshi and I know exactly what you mean. I may have gone mad with power momentarily then quickly stopped myself. Son himself is a master class in setting that boundary with his collab partners. It's because he establishes those early on that they can go super ham and it leads to wacky ass shit and chemistry on stream and I love it. It's also why I enjoy the gap of him being a bit more calm and subdued when with the other stars like in the raft streams. He's definitely just kicking back and is comfy with them. It's the same feel I get when I watch the Tempus boys and their raft streams too.

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>>31510378
You know Leader is walking the dingo, anon.
Axel'll love it if he plays with the others anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

1 is more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>no PS5
Not even korea is free from scalpers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510371
Axel seems to be having a lot of fun with these zatsus, he made cute faces today on stream and it's a great fit into the boys' schedules.

[Anonymous No.]

>love NYC
What the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510464
PS5 has no games

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510464
he probably doesn't own one because there's literally no game on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510464
But doesn't leader live in the US?

[Anonymous No.]

>non-sweetened boba tea
BLEH, only old people drink those Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510464
Why would you ever buy one? What games does it have that warrant a purchase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510489
>if ps5 had games but no one could play them, would a bear shit in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510327
Borderlands 1 is a shitposty action RPG mixed with a Mad Max FPS on another planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31508925
A new fic about Axel jerking off to Nowa calling him a good boy while streaming was posted yesterday actually...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510464

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510507
Reedah is probably a West Coast guy, it's easier to get to Asian countries from there

[Anonymous No.]

MATINGPRESS MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510607
He lives in a neighborhood safe enough to go on 4 AM walks

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510327
Fun with friends but I'd say the formula is pretty old and outdated

[Anonymous No.]

2HU MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510633
https://files.catbox.moe/6bu8fb.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510390
Did you just SC Leader anon?

[Anonymous No.]

2HU BROS

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE TOUHOU LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510604
FUCKING LINK

[Anonymous No.]

>pauses the game for a pink sc
gonna akasupa him and tell him how much I hve to pay him for daily texts roleplaying as my bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510670
Hmmmm

What's a better use of my dollars

>Whale some more in FGO
>Feed Reedah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510552
Itty bitty baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510696
>I will never be your bf
>I will however use your SC money to buy condoms

[Anonymous No.]

2HUbros are we winning? Is it real?

[Anonymous No.]

2hu is still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510604
Oh jeez, guess I wasn't paying attention to the rentry stuff. More power to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510710
Consider this

>FGO has shit rates
>Leader needs a humidifier and will read your SC

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510750
Where have you been?

[Anonymous No.]

>manager said to do something special for akasupa
Mane-chan sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>mowing the lawn
This nigger lives with his parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510776
Exactly

I will gladly buy Reedah some good all you can eat kalbi if the alternative is malding over Black Keys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510803
>wants to bust out the cello just for 1 red supa
>gonna do 25 push ups instead
NICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510604 (not me)
>>31510681
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41209656

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER JACKED

[Anonymous No.]

he's just counting

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510871
He's not, Reedah confirmed for jacked

[Anonymous No.]

>Taekwondo
He will have sex with your mum and then kick you in the ribs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510664
fake and gay
the girl was at disneyland when aqua was streaming
you can try baiting newfags with this but not me faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

h-hayai

[Anonymous No.]

That's how he got those arms, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510836
>Black Keys
It's mapo tofu now, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

You now recall the pikachu arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510888
Checked

[Anonymous No.]

I mean I guess it's just the honor system, but that was pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510664
>>31510889
Where's the video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510710
>Whale some more in FGO
Why the fuck would you do that?
t. day 1 FGO player

[Anonymous No.]

>You guys just want to hear me moan, huh?
OH NO

[Anonymous No.]

"At least make it mutual"
ALTARE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510933
I'm a simple waifufag anon

I know you can easily beat Lostbelts with F2P and welfare, but

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510889
Thanks for the (you) globohomo
Reminder that second place is the first loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510836
Based anon

[Anonymous No.]

BROTHERS MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to hear a guy moan
Do yumes/fujos really? We don't even do that during sex, just heavy breathing and grunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510750
Begrudgingly against all odds, tides and calamities, 2hu refuses to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31511003
The squeeze has to be crazy good to get an actual moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510973
what? kys faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31510664
From what stream they took all those "yes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31511003
men don't moan, they grunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>31511073
I don't remember it's an old /jp/ catbox. It's from years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31511003
>>31511108
Only Magni would ever moan