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Last thread: >>31438905

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

>> No.31451973

First for Magni's prostate correction.

>> No.31451978
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hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.31452007
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I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAA

>> No.31452019
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.31452030

>>31452007
Dehumidify plz

>> No.31452047

I love me boys. That's all.

>> No.31452085
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ToT UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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31452121

i am a very sick vestie who just finished traumadumping in the last thread
i wanna hug nowa oji...

>> No.31452145

>>31451973
Second for magni prostate bullying

>> No.31452176
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Look at my cute son, Axel!

>> No.31452183
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i like listening to axel‘s stories!

>> No.31452233

>>31452176
Your son is very cute!

>> No.31452247

>>31452085
IM GOING TO RAPE ALL OF THEM WTF UUUUUOOOOOOHHHH ToT SHOTA TEMPUS... TOO CUTE... TOO MOLESTABLE..!!

>> No.31452324
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>>31452121
Hello vesister!!! I want to hug nowa oji after traumadumping, too! Nowa Ojisan's warmth makes everything feel better!

>> No.31452433
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AW MY GAWD ARURAN COLLAB

>> No.31452476
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who are the guys gonna pick?

>> No.31452483
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>>31451946

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8.You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>31452433
my favorite oyajis are gonna meet!

>> No.31452560
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Friendly reminder: if you see a cute woman and get butterflies, don't beat yourself up over it. It's honestly okay to be straight.

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>>31452476
>Ethan
>Hila
???

>> No.31452638
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>>31452523
Christmas came early! I'm gonna need an Aran / Nowa edit of this if they get along.

>> No.31452643

>>31452582
Don't ask anon

>> No.31452652
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Leader is the cutest!

>> No.31452790

>>31452483
Amen.

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>>31452638
aruran and vesper are both my oshis so im really excited to see them both meet! they make me really happy and give me something worth looking forward to besides my cat and dog :)

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>>31452582
God, I swear of anyone of them uses those...

>> No.31452864
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https://files.catbox.moe/bi5k9k.mp3

>> No.31452930

>>31452810
アランさんカッケー!

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>>31452864
Oh, you know why~

>> No.31452972

>>31452864
hes erotic unintentionally and i cant get over that. everytime he whines and groans about something, it makes my fucking dick twitch

>> No.31453066

Hey, I'm gonna hang out here with you guys since my usual thread fucking sucks right now. You guys hype for the Payday 2 collab?

>> No.31453081

>>31452811
I love magni’s face here

>> No.31453108
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I MISS MY BIG BRO REGGIE...

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>>31453066
make yourself at home, mate
can't wait for payday 2, it's gon b gud

>> No.31453152

>>31452864
Those first few seconds holy damn

>> No.31453195

>>31453066
I'm seeing more excitement for the Minecraft collab later with the jp homos

>> No.31453205

Is it gonna be multi POV or just Altare's?

>> No.31453234

>>31453195
>jp minecraft
What time in EU?

>> No.31453246
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>>31453108
>tfw no big bro reggie to look after you when you're sick with a tummy bug ; ;

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>>31453066
Hell yeah, (tourist) brother
>>31453205
well, they've all got one at the dex, but only Altare's waiting room is up for now. We'll just have to wait and see

>> No.31453298

ragus

>> No.31453303

>>31453234
check the schedule in the op, it should adjust to your timezone

>> No.31453343

>>31453066
Now I'm curious, which thread?

>> No.31453371

https://twitter.com/ME111ER/status/1561625692592164864

>ywn take a bath with your girly boywife

>> No.31453380

>>31452476
>Bodhi
I like his default outfit

>>31452582
It was 2015, anon. Different times.

>> No.31453477

New stream doko?

>> No.31453519

>>31453343
/nijien/. Some retards shitting their pants over something from two weeks ago and mods ain't doing shit since they're busy being holotribalists

>> No.31453543
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>> No.31453572

Rio you need to sleep you fucking moron. At this pace you'll be a literal ghost in the Tempus collab

>> No.31453597

axel please … eu friendly streams … i can‘t superchat you if you stream at ass o‘clock ;___;

>> No.31453632

>>31453343
No, shut up.
>>31453519
Of course, shut up. This is /mans/, don't care.

>> No.31453643

>>31453597
Perish

>> No.31453698

>>31453205
Payday 2 will be on Leader's channel only I think, then Minecraft on both Leader and Axel channel+Rio and Aruran

>> No.31453703

>>31453643
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i‘m just a jaded wagie woman trying to support my little guy

>> No.31453727

>>31453597
This nigga needs to stream even NA (EST) hours, I think Bae manages that pretty well

>> No.31453781

>>31452476
>Altare
Dallas because he's the leader
>Axel
Wolf because he's violent and unhinged
>Magni
Hoxton because he's violent but less unhinged
>Vesper
Chains because he's BLACK

>> No.31453814

>>31453477
Altare's Payday 2 room is up.
https://youtu.be/oUtNCI5WCSY

>> No.31453862

>>31453371
Ywn feel up magni’s soft slippery wet thighs and tummy and chest and
ToT

>> No.31453879

Thread theme song in anticipation of Payday:
https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ

>> No.31453897

Altare doesn't strike me as a demon lord kind of guy. The demon lord doesn't need to brag and constantly remind people. Everyone already knows.

He's more of a Mid Boss, if you ask me.

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>>31453371
Imagine Magni's flushed body as he gradually becomes dizzy and lightheaded from the hot water TuT

>> No.31453974

Why is Altare playing Valorant off stream while spamming Apex streams every day? Say what you will about Valorant but it's infinitely more watchable than their usual Apex experience of aimlessly wandering around for 10 minutes while nothing happens and then randomly getting caught between two squads and dying immediately.

>> No.31453994

>>31453907
IMAGINE that lil slut making his usual lewd moaning and groan sounds while leaning on you ToT

>> No.31454010

>>31453897
Kobo hands typed this post

>> No.31454053

>>31453897
Yeah, sure Kobo, whatever you say

>> No.31454105

>>31453974
I think perhaps because Valorant can have your teammates grief pretty hard and you would get stream sniped

>> No.31454109

>>31453897
I'm not letting you out of this cell, Dung Eater, give up already.

>> No.31454152

>>31453974
Resting his voice before collabs, I would imagine.

>> No.31454200

>>31453974
Isn't Valorant a 5 nigga squad? If so, there's your answer.

>> No.31454218

I suspect that Magni sprays aphrodisiac itt that is why everyone wants to fuck him.

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ANON WATCH OUT

>> No.31454236

>>31454105
Have Altare invite Kobo and play with a full squad or something, I just can't watch another fucking Apex stream

>> No.31454243
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Axel VODs, tide me over until the collab tonight... it'll be 2 AM for me but they're worth it

>> No.31454276

>>31454236
No, Kobo, they don't want to play with you on stream.

>> No.31454315

>>31453974
The rest question is why haven't they tried out more 4-man team FPS? I get that they're "good" at Apex, but it feels kinda lame rotating members, or having a 4th just sit in chat watching.

>> No.31454386

>>31454315
>more 4-man team FPS
Like what?

>> No.31454402

>>31454236
My nigga you don't watch their APEX for the game. You watch for the blursed and fucked up shit they say there.

>> No.31454412

>>31454218
>magni makes aphrodisiac potions and puts them in a spray bottle
>uses them on strangers for fun
> accidentally gets locked in with the horned up strangers and gangbanged on all surfaces

>> No.31454446

>>31454236
who watches vtubers for their game choices, like seriously

>> No.31454476

Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/4ZYozk9gm0w

>> No.31454515

>>31454386
pre-Reach Halo, Warzone, CoD Zombies, just off the top of my head. Hell, they constantly bring up Zombies as-is.

>> No.31454527

>>31454446
Yeah, I don't really understand it. Shouldn't you prioritize liking the person first, so that you're likely to enjoy whatever they stream even if it's a kusoge to you

>> No.31454616

Axel x Nowa Splinter Cell Blacklist or Conviction co-op
thoughts?

>> No.31454639
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Uncle Nowa my beloved

>> No.31454684

>>31454386
Warzone
Borderlands
Ready or Not / Swat
Vermintide
GTFO
Killing Floor might be nice

>> No.31454716

>>31454446
I do. I watch streams of vtubers I like playing games I'm interested in. I'm unlikely to watch a vtuber I like playing something I don't wanna watch

>> No.31454827

>>31454684
I guess there's also Sea of Thieves
I personally want to see game like Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime or Barotrauma

>> No.31454871

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1561828116523270145

Extremely rare Altare L.

>> No.31454888

>>31453543
jesus fucking christ i spat from laughing

>> No.31454969

>>31454871
Based from our leader, Zenos was alright in Stormblood but he should have stayed dead and Endwalker could have had a better finale if it hadn't focused on Zenos.

>> No.31455030

>>31454969
He's just a little guy that wants a friendly duel between best friends. How are you gonna deny him? It's even his birthday.

>> No.31455097

I never played payday

>> No.31455099

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561834369240576001

>> No.31455152

>>31454871
Square Enix Perms lost...

>> No.31455166

>>31454871
He's right though. Zenos is a crappy, empty character and his sole personality is being an edgelord.

>> No.31455180

>>31455030
He had one, in Stormblood. Then he came back, killed a more interesting antagonist to spend a whole expansion moping on his throne and ultimately ended up being one of the more disappointing parts of Endwalker.

>> No.31455240

>>31454684
I would imagine they are looking to play competitive games (at least Uncle Nowa does).

>> No.31455371
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>>31455180
Varis was perfect, but served his purpose even in death.

>born as a puppet ruler
>knows he's a tool
>knows he's too stupid to ever not be a tool
>his grand plan is to continue being a tool in hopes that eventually he won't be a tool
>his death is literally used as a tool to further someone else's goals

>> No.31455434

They are my bros not your husbando

>> No.31455457

>>31455097
I played 700 hours of Payday 2 and wish I could have at least 600 of them back

>> No.31455603

>>31453974
you need to be at least level 20 to play competitive in valo. his apex account also wasn't level 1 when he started streaming. leader's probably just leveling up off stream

>> No.31455652

>>31455180
the only thing disappointing is that the final duel is designed for retards with no talent to be able to effortlessly win, as usual

>> No.31455970

>>31453205
It's the rotating group collab so only one pov

>> No.31456020

>>31455180
>>31455371
I thought I was on /wowg/ for a second

>> No.31456091

>There are anons here that would deny a final 1 vs 1 to the one character that don't glorify (You) as a hero, but see you for what you are, an Adventurer.
/MANS/ YOUR ARE DISGUSTING

>> No.31456094

>>31454227
EEK

>> No.31456147

>>31454616
Wonderful clusterfuck

>> No.31456180

>>31453974
Valorant is literally just CS + OW with the ability to destroy your computer. Apex is shit but at least it's not that shit.

>> No.31456229

>>31454871
I thought all he ever did in xiv was hang around limsa?

>> No.31456303

>>31456229
A demon lord can't spend all of his day trying to groom cute cat and lizard girls. Sometimes a demon lord's gotta relax by killing his best friend at the edge of the universe.

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I just checked the schedule. Magni is also streaming when I'm at work now.
Also Altare is really going all out this week with all the double streams. I'm going to be stuck in Vod limbo.

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>>31452183

>> No.31456786

I've been on a date with a girl yesterday. I'm kinda autistic, so I never knew how to naturally talk to people or how to find good subjects. I inspired myself with Vesper's interviews and asked same questions.
I finally had sex after 5 years. Thank you Nowa-oji! You shown me the way how to be likeable while being absolute nerd

>> No.31456822

>>31456786
faggot

>> No.31456840

What stars did on Minecraft with so little time available is amazing, hope Tempus have fun.

>> No.31456879

/mans/ is fucking dead

>> No.31456945

>>31456786
fake and gay

>> No.31456955

>>31456879
Come back in 30 minutes mate, we are busy having discord sex

>> No.31456967

>>31456786
woman hands typed this post

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>>31456840

>> No.31457047

>>31456955
can i join?

>> No.31457098

>>31455099

how big brained compared to the other EN who did this?

>> No.31457129

To the Apex Nigger that recommended Mad Maggie last night, she's fucking good

>> No.31457159

>>31456996
KEK

>> No.31457238

>>31457047
>he hasn't joined the discord server that's constantly being posted in /MANS/
cmon anon, click the link! it'll be fun!1!

>> No.31457256

>>31456955
Incel-kun?? Fujo-chan??

>> No.31457389

>>31457238
No.

>> No.31457427

Too many streams. I'm actually burning up. Omega was right...

>> No.31457460

I want to IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE (You) fujo, that is reading this thread

>> No.31457520

>>31454227
EEEEEEEEK A DUDE IS ON TOP OF ME

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>>31457256
Wait...wasn't established it was a brother/sister relation.

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>>31457427
I still haven't caught up with any of the 2+ hour long streams...

>> No.31457613

>>31457529
I'd fuck my sister

>> No.31457650

>>31457529
wheredoyouthinkweare.png

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>>31457650

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>>31457529
yes?

>> No.31457849

>>31457529
It's not a romantic thing, they're just helping a sibling out.

>> No.31457860

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561838334560706561
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1561828526101258241

>> No.31457909

>>31457860
Cool?

>> No.31457921

>>31457860
collab when

>> No.31457935

Axel in the waiting room chat boys

>> No.31457968

>>31457860
I wasn't mad about this until I saw how cute Millie's model is. Now I'm an unironic raging incel. They need to stop talking to her immediately. She's mine.

>> No.31458039

>>31457860
tfw Millie is gonna peg Magni and not (you)...
why even live bros

>> No.31458123

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL PRETTY BABY

>> No.31458139

>Rio 9 hour stream doing shit to welcome the boys to the server
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHINOBE-SAN TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BURN OUT 10 HOURS CHUPADO

>> No.31458206

>>31457860
I'm malding I WANTED TO FUCK MILLIE AHHHHHHHHHHH but I guess it's ok if my bros get to hit it..

>> No.31458211

>>31458139
he did 12 hours yesterday and immediately started another one once it was over, that boy ain't right

>> No.31458242

>>31457909
>>31457921
>>31457968
>>31458039
If you're membered to her, she's having a guerilla membership now. Also I want her to collab with any of the tempus guys.

>> No.31458328

>>31458139
go back to your niji thread

>> No.31458336

>>31457537
it was too much to catch up so I went to watch Kiara and it's like 9hrs of Tunic and still going how am I gonna watch boys tonight im dying

>> No.31458340

i want to sex nowa-oji and sound him!! he seems like a masochist...

>> No.31458350

>>31458328
Anon-chama...

>> No.31458359

>>31458139
No wonder Rio was so smug after the 6 horas de sexos, he just has so much more endurance doing 10 hour streams while Magni is still fresh off of 1 hour streams.

>> No.31458375

>>31458340
He's asexual, his only arousal comes from scolding zoomers.

>> No.31458376

>>31458242
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.

>> No.31458437

>>31458375
he may be asexual but he cannot deny the great feeling from having your prostate pounded!

>> No.31458439

payday stream is starting. collab beggars out

>> No.31458462

>>31458242
Don't care mate

>> No.31458478

>>31458328
Anon? are you ogey?

>> No.31458482

>>31457968
>>31458039
>>31458206
>>31458242
She's flip

>> No.31458529

IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS

>> No.31458543

>>31458482
Good. holoID has given me a SEA fetish.

>> No.31458551

>>31458482
flip girls are crazy and that's what makes them good

>> No.31458574

>>31457921
Ask the management, I guess. As of now, I still don't know who are the ones preventing the collabs between NijiEN and HoloEN from happening as NijiJPxHoloJP and NijiIDxHoloID are possible

>> No.31458599

THE BOYS ARE ON THE TELLY

>> No.31458605

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY

>> No.31458632

>>31458482
And?

>> No.31458637
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31458637

Uncle Nowa on the telly!

>> No.31458652

wah

>> No.31458657

Nijifags get the fuck out, this is a holostars thread.
Go play console wars with Holofags.

>> No.31458677

I SAID IT'S FUCKING PAYDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.31458680
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31458680

MY DADDY IS ON TV! LOOK LOOK! DADDY ON THE TELLY!

>> No.31458681

>>31458551
sex-crazed Millie bouncing and riding your cock AAAAAAAAA

>> No.31458706

>>31458359
The virgin one hour burnout Magni and the chad twelve hour Rio

>> No.31458720

AAAA WHEN WILL I FIND TIME TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR ARCHIVES FUCK MY WAGESLAVE LIFE

>> No.31458721
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31458721

>nijitourists

>> No.31458736

>>31458605
>cracking open a cold (safe) with the boys
kek

>> No.31458738

ITS PAYDAY TIME FELLAS
are SEAgirls good tier?

>> No.31458761

Will Altare drop the mouse again?

>> No.31458762

>>31458677
WHAT COCKSUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER MEASURED THE C4

>> No.31458769

>what's your favourite Simon Vicklund track?

>> No.31458789

Time for some chaotic Payday 2

>> No.31458799
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31458799

>not installing a custom hud

>> No.31458821

>>31458799
They need perms for mods plz andastan

>> No.31458831

>>31458769
The Mark

>> No.31458832

God I fucking love Tempus

>> No.31458833

>>31458769
Break the rules

>>31458799
Permissions issue most probably

>> No.31458852

>>31458769
the ol' classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_N15egKj6c

>> No.31458864
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31458864

i love axel's intro

>> No.31458869

Magni WILL bring up Heat

>> No.31458878

Altare fits Mr. Blonde more than Axel

>> No.31458894

>>31458769
Razormind.

>> No.31458936

>the boys need to watch along Reservoir Dogs
ultra based

>> No.31458947

>>31458769
Breach of Security

>> No.31458949

>>31458769
the gauntlet

>> No.31458953
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31458953

>>31458769
The Gauntlet
All-time fav is Dead Man's Hand, though.

>> No.31458959
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31458959

what chaos will the boys cause today

>> No.31458962
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31458962

the stuttering...

>> No.31458977

>Magni: I'm Wolf
Of fucking course kek

>> No.31459006

oh no the boys are VERY new to payday 2
I dunno if i'm gonna be able to watch

>> No.31459012

>>31458376
that isn't what the fucking commandment is for retard

>> No.31459034
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31459034

>hasn't seen Reservoir Dogs

no superchat from me

>> No.31459035

This is one aspect I don't like about Payday, the game is so bloated, the IA is terrible.

>> No.31459039

I don't get this Jimmy the Squealer bit

>> No.31459079

>>31459039
Simpsons reference

>> No.31459095

Its amazing how people do 0 prep or research.

>> No.31459096

>>31459039
Simpsons reference

>> No.31459123

>>31459035 (me)
IA -> UI

>> No.31459135

>"I want to kill civilians"
>completely unprompted
>dead air
>awkward chuckles

I love this retard.

>> No.31459156

>>31459095
this is a funny bait

>> No.31459182

what perk deck do you think each member would use

>> No.31459209

>>31458437
I've tried it's kinda overrated
I've had better ejaculations from jerking off to jerking off to that great mosu satania book

>> No.31459229

>>31458328
touristchama, go back to /hlgg/ if you don't even know Rio.

>> No.31459240
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31459240

>Level 0
>Level 0
>Level 0
>Level 0
Oh yeah it's kino "we dont know what we are doing"time

>> No.31459249
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31459249

>>31459095
As someone who has put in time in Payday 2, the UI and lobby making is atrocious.

>> No.31459276

>>31459034
holy based

>> No.31459277

>>31459240
Altare played it but he is using fresh account

>> No.31459280

YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS, THEY'RE GONNA BE *LOOKIN* FOR BANK ROBBERS

>> No.31459279

"WE CAN DO IT STEALTH OR WE CAN DO IT REGULAR"

>> No.31459297

>kill civilians
>abort
>kill cops

The boys have learned nothing.

>> No.31459314

SOMEBODY DRAW A DICK ON THE MAP

>> No.31459331

"You guys actually look at the map?"

>> No.31459336

>>31459034
You don't tip? Hey, meido. Anon doesn't tip.

>> No.31459347

>you guys wanna see a dead body?

>> No.31459348
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31459348

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jEq8-YtFw8

>> No.31459371
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31459371

this is gonna be good

>> No.31459377

I was looking at Payday 2 on YouTube since I only saw Peko, Botan and Towa collab and holy shit, this game has lore?!

>> No.31459379

Important question
http://poal.me/xb6lm6

>> No.31459390
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31459390

My coked up ojisan

>> No.31459405

Axel....

>> No.31459411

so anyway, i started blasting

>> No.31459414

How long until wipe?

>> No.31459420

AXEL HAS ALREADY ATTACKED

>> No.31459423

Of course

>> No.31459434

LEEEEEROOOOY

>> No.31459437

This dumb mutt...

>> No.31459438

>axel immediately shoots every civilian in the bank

>> No.31459439

>>31459377
It does and uhhh
https://youtu.be/j7IXKjvQLE0

>> No.31459441

>>31459377
It has some crazy lore. Pretty interesting desu

>> No.31459445

>>31459379
None of them.

>> No.31459450

>gunshots
>Axel maniacally laughing
>like 6 dead civilians already

>> No.31459452

>>31459377
this game's story was literally thrown in years after the game had already been out lmao

>> No.31459463
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31459463

I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE

>> No.31459478
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31459478

yep this is going as expected

>> No.31459477

>>31459371
WILDCARD

>> No.31459480

Axel is kinda ruining the collab

>> No.31459482

Fucking Aussies I swear

>> No.31459489

>Oh I killed a cop
>Nice!

>> No.31459495

is axel retarded?

>> No.31459496
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31459496

>Are they all dead? Did you kill them??
>Listen...

>> No.31459505

>Altare having a panic attack
lol

>> No.31459508
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31459508

these are the "heroes" you cheer for?

>> No.31459515

>LISSEN

>> No.31459519

Wh- Vesper why are you being so reserved???

>> No.31459521

Axel is using the Hitman strategy

>> No.31459535

so this is why australia has such strict gun control

>> No.31459542

>>31459508
they never said they were the good guys

>> No.31459549

BRO THESE SIGHTS ARE GARBAGE

>> No.31459556

>>31459377
Of that batshit insane lore payday has, the guy screaming at you on how to do the heist becoming the president of the United States (by transferring his soul) is the more of the tame lore

>> No.31459567

Killing Civs is a perfectly valid strategy for stealth acshually

>> No.31459568

/// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///

>> No.31459571

"Humans on me."
Axel isn't a human

>> No.31459576
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31459576

>>31459508
One man's Hero is another man's Villain.

>> No.31459608

as someone with 500h in this game, i feel what altare is feeling on a spiritual level.

>> No.31459631

>>31459571
He is a Dingo

>> No.31459643

>>31459549
Small indie dev working with a racing car engine please understand

>> No.31459644
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31459644

>We should be stealthier next time
>...I would love to

Magni has some smart ideas!

>> No.31459645

THE FUCKIN DRILL IS JAMMED AGAIN

>> No.31459651

Axel turning stealing $30,000 into a mass shooting event.

>> No.31459653

>>31459608
same, i really wished they actually looked up how to play the game beforehand

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31459662

>>31459608
Same, bro, same.

>> No.31459675

I'm bored. Guess I'll catch up on NorthernLion

>> No.31459676

Altare is definitely fantasizing about hurting Axel right now

>> No.31459679
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31459679

>>31459508
Not all heroes wear capes

>> No.31459688

I haven't played this game before, is it possible to lose money?

>> No.31459706

>Axel: not a good game if it imitates real life

>> No.31459718

>>31459688
yes, by killing civilians

>> No.31459735

>>31459688
If you kill the civs

>> No.31459737

>>31459653
nah chaos is fun

>> No.31459741

>there's panic buttons
>yeah it's a bank, have you never robbed a bank before?

>> No.31459749

how is Altare gonna punish Axel after this?

>> No.31459750

>>31459508
they burnt down my village but i'm menhera i still cheer for them anyways

>> No.31459756

>>31459706
He's right

>> No.31459803

>>31459653
just shoot cops and fix drill, its not that hard

>> No.31459817

> Brace yourself
> Crescendo drops
This game is so good holy shit

>> No.31459816

wankers
can you use that?

>> No.31459826

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

>> No.31459828

>getting shot by cops
>"Oh this pc has 2 floppy drives"
Vesper really is a nerd

>> No.31459830

>>31459653
Altare can play. It's just Axel and Mag are bloodthirsty.

>> No.31459832

KOBO IS BEING CORRUPTED

>> No.31459833

>Kobo
>shitters

THE LOATHESOME

>> No.31459840

>played with kobo off-stream
uh oh

>> No.31459846

>taught kobo the term shitters
DEMON GOD

>> No.31459848

>>31459756
I can't believe Regis talked about Kobo and her shitter with her off-stream. Holy based.

>> No.31459850
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31459850

based altare teaching children swears

>> No.31459852

Will they pick every safe deposit box?

>> No.31459855

Do Indos no know what shitters means?

>> No.31459857

KOBO HAS PLAY WITH A MAN WHAT
DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE???!!!???!!!

>> No.31459866

>>31459741
The mask just keeps slipping...

>> No.31459872

>>31459803
Make meth, pray to god you don't add the wrong ingredient

>> No.31459874

>teaching Kobo even more shit lingo

>> No.31459882

>just like left 4 dead
No Mercy heist next please

>> No.31459886
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31459886

>taught kobo shitters
devilish

>> No.31459887
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31459887

>>31459817
payday 2 ost is kino

>> No.31459890
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31459890

I just woke up!! My husband and his friends on the telly aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

>> No.31459891
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31459891

>>31459034

>> No.31459894

oh nonono IDkeks your princess is playing offstream with the Leader

>> No.31459902

He was using kobo off-stream like an onahole and taught her the term 'in your shitter'

>> No.31459901
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31459901

>NOT GOOD. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY, MAN.
ywn have axel be disappointed in you

>> No.31459912
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31459912

>>31459850
IMAGINE

>> No.31459937

>>31459817
The OST and how it works in the game is seriously a selling point of the game https://youtu.be/cpQETre0jZM

>> No.31459941

>>31459882
did they add No Mercy to Payday 2 too?

>> No.31459960

What are your guys' favorite heists? I love Big Bank and the Diamond, easily some of the most fun to stealth. Big Bank is soooooo RNG though, if the vault door is on the bottom floor you're just fucked

>> No.31459961

>another drill
Of course

>> No.31459977

>>31459894
More like Leader is ours now lmao

>> No.31459980

>>31459850
>the sheer size of this shaman
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>> No.31459983

>>31459941
Yeah, they ported all the Payday The Heist maps to Payday 2

>> No.31459984

Axel going mule

>> No.31459986

>>31459817
Simon produced some amazing kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fl_LJBixfg

>> No.31459990

its really funny to think of Kobo-senpai

>> No.31459991

Axel needs serious correction

>> No.31460002

Wait when did they make the c4 default instead of a skill?

>> No.31460008
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31460008

>think about trying payday 2 again
>install size: 80gb

>> No.31460010

come on
bag all the money

>> No.31460016

>SUNAIPAAA

>> No.31460021

>>31459983
oh, cool. that wasn't the case back when I played it

>> No.31460045
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31460045

GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL
GO GET IT

>> No.31460046

>I will share my money and soul with you

>> No.31460048

>>31459960
No mercy and hotline miami. Shame how hotline turned into a xp farm but it's a lot more fun compared to hox breakout.

>> No.31460053

>>31460008
Weapon skins, please understand

>> No.31460054
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31460054

>>31459840
>>31459857
>>31459894
>>31459902
They're not fucking, they're brother and sister and hate each others guts

>> No.31460056

>>31460008
That's almost half as big as Warzone!

>> No.31460060

>If we ditch Altare, we get his share too,, right?

>> No.31460063
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31460063

>>31459850
>she has to tiptoe to give him a bj

>> No.31460070

>>31459872
thats easy, just listen to what bain says

>> No.31460075

>Altare genociding the police force for extra cash while singing

h-hero

>> No.31460090
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31460090

>>31460008
80% of it is OST and the rest is voice lines, fr

>> No.31460097
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31460097

>>31460054

>> No.31460100

GREED GREED
COME ON AXEL
GREED IT OUT

>> No.31460112

>played with kobo off-stream
uh oh

>> No.31460116
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31460116

>TOP OF THE WORLD BANK ROBBERY AND MURDER EDITION
I WANT FULL COVER NOW AAAAAA

>> No.31460120

>>31460054
I think brothers and sisters should fuck

>> No.31460127

>>31460060
>Altare kicks everyone out of the game, keeping all the money for himself

>> No.31460129

>>31460048
Dude FUCK THE HOX BREAKOUT that's literally such an ass heist on Death Wish

>> No.31460146

>>31460054
Altare 'heisted' his sister's virginity

>> No.31460153

>>31460070
Yeah, right. Except he can get it wrong and you need to listen for intonation cues.

>> No.31460157
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31460157

>oh riot shield I'ma pussy and use a riot shield

>> No.31460170

>>31460112
THEY ARE

>> No.31460171

>>31460120
based

>> No.31460184

>>31460120
We know Jethro, we know

>> No.31460197

god i want to play payday2 again but i know how that will go.

>> No.31460234

Jokes aside, I do concernfag just a bit with Altare talking to Kobo specifically. Her fans are unironic schizos that shit up every chat and comment section they seep into.

>> No.31460242

>>31460153
>>31460070
for a second I thought you were talking about the voices in your brain and how they would talk to you in difference intonations

>> No.31460251

Who fvcking Kobo?
>Altare
>Regis

>> No.31460266

Hoxton Breakout next!

>> No.31460272

>>31460129
Death Wish in general is fucking retarded, especially on more dynamic maps

>> No.31460294

>>31460251
Regus

>> No.31460300

>>31460120
basado

>> No.31460307

This game is legitimately so much fun with three friends. I highly suggest you guys play it if you're interested in the stream, it's one of the greatest games of all time in my opinion. I have over 2k hours on this game and never feel bored, there's just so much you can do

>> No.31460311

>doing the christmas heist already
wow

>> No.31460312

>>31460251
Reine

>> No.31460319

>>31460251
They're all passing around the ID girls, as is stars tradition

>> No.31460328

Let's see if Axel can suppress his bloodlust

>> No.31460340
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31460340

>>31460234
Altare loves unicorns bro

>> No.31460352

>>31460157
https://youtu.be/1l6vD7OHYVY

>> No.31460358

They should do the meth cookout mission

>> No.31460363

That was fun but I hope Axel does cooperate in the other missions

>> No.31460395

>Try to stealth it
>With Axel
ETA from start to ///POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///?

>> No.31460394

I had sex with a cousin, shit gets awkward fast. Don't fuck relatives.

>> No.31460402

>>31460307
>three friends
haha yeah

>> No.31460411

>Brooklyn bank
They are NGMI when they have to move the gold across the street

>> No.31460412
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31460412

>>31460340
Altare loves me...

>> No.31460421

>>31460146
The only way Altere would take Kobo's virginity is if he ryona'd her too hard

>> No.31460426

>>31460395
1 minute

>> No.31460432

>>31460319
Do girls like to be passed around?

>> No.31460437

>>31460394
off topic BTFO

>> No.31460439

>>31460234
I thought she's already the type that weed those out? She talked about past boyfriends and having a lot of male friends, also flat out said she doesn't want gachikois

>> No.31460440

>magni picks the mindbreak perk
Of course he does

>> No.31460448

>>31460395
Under a minute

>> No.31460453
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31460453

>I like the sound of Stockholme Syndrome
B-Bro..?

>> No.31460480

>>31460234
really? I thought that she actively filters unicorns

>> No.31460483

>>31460394
Were they hot?

>> No.31460494

GHOSTCHADS RISE UP

>> No.31460495

MAH SPOON
IS TOO BIG

>> No.31460504

>>31460272
Honestly overkill and mayhem seem the best difficulties when it comes to fun

>> No.31460515

>MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
nowa you can't say that!

>> No.31460516

Fuck it, I'm going to pretend that I'm playing Payday with the boys.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ci89mn.png

>> No.31460522

>>31460395
axel will use the new passive "I want an AK man" to stealth this mission np

>> No.31460523

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

>> No.31460533
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31460533

>>31460412
he only loves unicorns from other fanbases. specifically he loves fucking with them

>> No.31460543

BILBO MAGGINS, THE CLOWN IN A STACHE

>> No.31460554
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31460554

>They'll be expecting bank robbers.

>> No.31460557
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31460557

my fucking sides kek

>> No.31460570

Rise up CLOWN NATION

>> No.31460569

>>31460307
Where the fuck am I going to get three friends online at the same time without timezone issues or work schedule bullshit?

>> No.31460568

Magliacci

>> No.31460585
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31460585

But doctor...

>> No.31460589

>>31460307
and always go loud, it's more fun that way

>> No.31460598

>>31460554
GET THE FUCK UP

>> No.31460599
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31460599

What's wrong, Wright? Nothing left to say?

>> No.31460606

Pagliacci mention status: IGNORED

>> No.31460614

>>31460554
kek

>> No.31460655

NOWA OJI WITH THE COMICALLY LARGE SPOON

>> No.31460659

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.31460660

>>31460554
Ironic since the police actually call the gang in the game "the clowns"

>> No.31460663
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>>31460606

>> No.31460676

>leader is literally me
>im literally me
WE ARE

>> No.31460682

Ah.. the mask autism...

>> No.31460706

>>31460676
Me!

>> No.31460720

CLOWN DEADBEAT

>> No.31460725

A FUCKING CLOWNBEAT

>> No.31460745

>>31460676
MEME

>> No.31460749

>Overkill
How many deaths?

>> No.31460750

Is robbing the bank a fucking joke to you Magni?!

>> No.31460754

>stealthing Brooklyn Bank

>> No.31460764
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31460764

Customization is 60% of the game.

>> No.31460775

>>31460749
Yes

>> No.31460780

>>31460676
Oh shit, i'm me too.
Are we....?

>> No.31460790

>he does it for free

>> No.31460792

He does it for free.

>> No.31460798

>He does it for free

>> No.31460800
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31460800

bros, should i order delivery today or make pb&j's today

>> No.31460838

>>31460800
a nice pb&j sounds pretty nice anon :)

>> No.31460843

>>31460800
From where and is it worth it?

>> No.31460860

>>31460764
I hope ina draws her again and nodoka

>> No.31460868

>not even 5 seconds

>> No.31460874

Ngl, the payday 2 bgm is a fucking jam

>> No.31460875

NOWA?!!??

>> No.31460885

>>31460800
Make a pb&j, a fluffernutter, and then stack them

>> No.31460889
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>>31460764
A-chan is 60% of my horny posts

>> No.31460896

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>> No.31460909

fujosister status...?

>> No.31460924

This is so fucked

>> No.31460926

>>31460234
She already played with Fuma, Gamma and Rio and was begging them to call her princess and making Fuma do "ara ara" and nothing happened. Altare will be fine.

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31460930

yeah this is a thread on main monitor type stream. sorry niggbros

>> No.31460938

it's just like the movie, Heat

>> No.31460939

>>31460800
I had PB&J tonight. We can be samesies.

>> No.31460948

>>31460234
Her fans are only exceptionally bad during chat rituals as with most chats desu, but outside of that, Vesper's line on collab audiences returning to normal after collabs applies.

>> No.31460960

>>31460800
Can you make a PB&J for me too?

>> No.31460968

I'd have zero patience for Axel if I knew him in person

>> No.31460976

What difficulty do cloakers spawn in at?

>> No.31460983

>LOL
>LMAO
>LMFAO
>LOL
Why do I even chat I literally type the same thing over and over

>> No.31460981

>axel cackling while shooting civilians
jesus christ

>> No.31460989

ERECTIN A SENTRY

>> No.31460992

>>31460938
the entire game is a reference to Heat

>> No.31461005

>>31460930
I will not think about fucking the ratsona...
I will not think about fucking the ratsona...
I will not think about fucking the ratsona...

>> No.31461020

>>31460976
THIS ONE

>> No.31461022

mag...

>> No.31461025

WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES SUMMER

>> No.31461034

WOLOLOLOLOLO

>> No.31461035

Axel's evil laugh though, Jesus

>> No.31461039

>>31460976
yeah

>> No.31461043

leader is good with shitty ironsights being covered by massive silencer. I bet he played Tarkov

>> No.31461044

>>31460983

>> No.31461052

>tfw you'll never execute some civilians with your bros

>> No.31461062

>>31461034
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

>> No.31461063
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31461063

TPK
and so it begins.

>> No.31461071

>Retry #1

>> No.31461073

>>31460983
Stop raughing so much anon wwwwwwwww

>> No.31461089

>ywn have your hands tied by Magni and executed by him and the rest of Tempus
life hurts

>> No.31461088

>>31461043
>paint a dot on your monitor
>become god at hipfire
its that easy anon

>> No.31461096

This is fucking fantastic

>> No.31461098

>OH NO WHAT A SHAME
>I GUESS WE WILL RUN WITH 3

>> No.31461099
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31461099

>>31461005

>> No.31461101

what time is it in australia? axel sounds like he's ready for bed lol

>> No.31461108

>>31460983
LEMAO
WWW
LUL

>> No.31461127
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31461127

>>31461099
I want to fuck this thing brutally

>> No.31461125

>>31461005
Ha furry
yeah id fuck her too

>> No.31461126

>>31461101
7am I think

>> No.31461129

>>31460983
KEK

>> No.31461130

>>31461088
he constantly ADSed with all that shit covering his target

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31461131

>>31461089

>> No.31461133

>>31460983
you help them get attention in the algorithm so theres that

>> No.31461132

>>31460983
You're being an ideal vtuber watcher

>> No.31461149

>>31461101
you make it sound too sexual

>> No.31461148

> Stealthing Go Bank with noobs
Yeah this one is not going the way leader imagines

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31461151

>>31461101

>> No.31461154

>one down
This'll be a short one

>> No.31461155

GO Bank on stealth is fucking horrible. It's like No Mercy's autistic younger brother.

>> No.31461170

>>31461099
god the thins I'd do to that rat

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31461175

>>31460983

>> No.31461178

>>31461099
This was someone's furry awakening

>> No.31461180

>>31460960
yeah sure, ive got blueberry, strawberry or prickly pear cactus jelly

>> No.31461194

>>31461101
almost 10AM

>> No.31461196

ALL HAIL KING REGIS

>> No.31461197

Bros... there are a lot of girls sending supas... please send some too... otherwise leader will leave us for the sisters...

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31461218

>a man that wants to be a princess is a laughing stock
altare what the fuck
please tell me he's not one of THOSE

>> No.31461223

>>31461099
she cute but >>31461127 is better

>> No.31461239

>snapple ma neck
That definitely is an axel fan

>> No.31461248

>>31460983
Kaela...

>> No.31461249

>>31461197
I-I can't compete... with the baroness..

>> No.31461250

>>31461218
Sorry troons, Tartare is based

>> No.31461255

>>31461127
artist sauce?

>> No.31461258

the idea of stealthing in Payday with random shitters in the crew triggers a sickening feeling in my stomach

>> No.31461262

>>31461218
It is a laughing stock, anon..

>> No.31461272

>>31461218
Sane?

>> No.31461280

>the plan is simple

>> No.31461293

>>31461258
same anon...its been years and I still remember the pain

>> No.31461304

>>31461218
anon...

>> No.31461317
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31461317

>>31461175

>> No.31461327

Axel...

>> No.31461330

>>31461197
>leader
>abandon the boys for whores
C'mon anon, at least give us something believable...

>> No.31461332

>>31461255
Anonymous at www.4channel.org

>> No.31461340

just walk in, get the money, and get out
nobody has to get hurt

>> No.31461353

wait did they do that JPstars collab yet
you think they're gonna talk about like bread integrity with aruran?

>> No.31461358

>stealth
>restart 20 times
yeah this is payday

>> No.31461369

>>31461258
Doing it with Axel is worse

>> No.31461376
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31461376

Oh god, one of the worst maps for beginners to learn stealth.
They're nowhere near coordinated to pull it off.

>> No.31461387

they should've done the tutorial heists offstream...

>> No.31461401

>>31461258
When you get to Infamy 5+, most people are well-behaved and understand the majority of stealth mechanics, like crouch jumping and picking perks like Hurt Me Plenty and throwing molotovs are their feet to gain a speed boost

>> No.31461400

>>31461358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suS8Ma-jp50

>> No.31461402

Murderhobos

>> No.31461417

>bump into a guard
>they start shooting

>> No.31461422
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31461422

I hate stealth

>> No.31461421

ah yes, the payday 2 experience, restart game.
PD1 is just tons better 2bh

>> No.31461427

>>31461353
9PM PST
12AM EST

>> No.31461437

this is such an awful heist for stealth even with experience

>> No.31461450

>>31461376
This is legitimately one of the hardest maps to stealth for beginners. I fucking hate it

>> No.31461465

>>31461417
The true American experience.

>> No.31461480

>stealthing GO Bank
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU NEVER DO THIS

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>>31461421
fuck no it isn't. PD2 > PD1 by lightyears
They're in the learning stage of playing a game. Of course it's going to look rough.

>> No.31461516

I think stealth SUCKS

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31461526

>stealthing GO Bank
We are going to be here forever

>> No.31461540

I believe....
this is a bonding experience, trial by fire
any crew that progs stealth in payday 2 blind will come out different...

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31461542

>>31461417
>Be American
>Bringing my overinflated American dollars in a briefcase to the bank
>Accidentally bump into the guard
>Receive 3 bullets to the chest
>Didn't even get the tip the bank teller

>> No.31461558

Heavily armored oji-san

>> No.31461567

>>31461427
what time is that
in hours from now

>> No.31461570
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31461570

Dingo in timeout

>> No.31461584

>>31461500
Yes it it zoomer. Cope.

>> No.31461586

slipping jimmy

>> No.31461602

>>31461542
WTF I'm straight now

>> No.31461606

>>31461567
~4 hours from now

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31461612

>>31461422
God I love these edits

>> No.31461631

>>31461500
Are you a girl?

>> No.31461635

THEY DID IT! THEY DIDNT KILL SOMEONE!

>> No.31461645
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31461645

>>31461500
Seethe, boomer. Your game while fun is inferior to the sequel.

>> No.31461649

>leader letting them do all the dirty work
Wow. Lazy.

>> No.31461683

someone send an akasupa telling them if they want to play stealth they should just do the jewelry store or the normal bank heist or something

>> No.31461701

>>31461649
he is leading them
he is leader
its COMMON SENSE!!!!!!!!

>> No.31461705

>>31461683
No this is fun

>> No.31461712

>>31461649
Leader is giving them opportunities to grow.

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31461724

>>31461612

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31461733

>>31461645
>>31461584
Responded to myself like a fucking retard.
>>31461631
No. But I can pretend to be if you want? jk, but what if?

>> No.31461746

Leader...

>> No.31461750

>>31461683
>backseating
you are really popular at school rigth?

>> No.31461751

>>31461635
That didn't last.

>> No.31461770

they'll can't do this

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31461779

>>31461683
>Why don't you do it?

>> No.31461786

>>31461683
or go loud, this map takes only 15 minutes.

>> No.31461788

Jesus can they just kick Axel and invite in Zeta or something? Axel is ruining the collab

>> No.31461797

>>31461750
>school
you need to be at least 18 to post here anon

>> No.31461798
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31461798

>he just kills half of the civvies
He really is insane....

>> No.31461802

Is it still kayfabe

>> No.31461804

>>31461526
>>31461480
Recommend him a good one

>> No.31461808

>>31461770
depends on the extraction method

>> No.31461818

>>31461751
They lasted longer than expected. They don't know how cameras work, but overall strat was ok.

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31461825

well that plan lasted a whole 2 mins

>> No.31461831

>>31461649
>The charles mason move
SASUGA LEEDAH

>> No.31461838

Gotta hand it to 'em. They lasted a whole 10 minutes without killing anyone and even captured two people

>> No.31461839

SASUGA LEADER

>> No.31461847

Hostage NTR'd

>> No.31461849

>>31461645
Sequel is filled with retard cancerfaggots who will kick you unless you play as they say and filled to the brim with bloat. It was only ever decent at release. Cope you fucking zoomer. Go skateboard away while tweeting your hashtag. You're a fucking joke.

>> No.31461854

The reason why Go Bank is fucking impossible isn't because of the first half, it's the bullshit inspector that comes halfway through. If you miss a SINGLE shot and break a window, it will basically instantly trigger the police

>> No.31461861

Anything Stealth + Axel = no go for me. Unironically gonna go call my absent father back instead of watching this

>> No.31461869

>hostage perms were lost
Okay this meme isn't that bad

>> No.31461875

>>31461683
>akasupa
Pretty sure he'll read it even if it's a green.

>> No.31461878

>leader kills the hostage with zero hesitation as soon as axel claims it as his

>> No.31461879

LEADER IS A PSYCHO

>> No.31461902

>tfw you will never be a hostage for tempus and develop stockholm syndrome

>> No.31461904

>>31461797
I was talking about (you), you really cant understand these

>> No.31461907

At least the have 1 (one) hostage..

>> No.31461919

>>31461861
vestoji...

>> No.31461922

>>31461733
>suiseiposter
>is retarded
who could have thought

>> No.31461944

>>31461849
they will kick you if you aren't playing a good build, as well as if you're fucking up their stealth, maybe you shouldn't be a faggot

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31461946

>>31461849

>> No.31461955

THE COPS GO DOWN

>> No.31461956

>>31461902
>Tempus boys will never mindbreak you after holding you hostage for 1 whole month

>> No.31461959

>>31461902
Yeah, you'd never get a chance before they pop you.

>> No.31461960

>>31461861
But it’s funny

>> No.31461971

>>31461854
Also civilians that keep walking by the bank, sometimes getting alerted in places outside the map.

>> No.31461986

>>31461902
You would need to develop Stockholm Syndrome awfully fast...

>> No.31461989

>>31461902
I don't think you'll live long enough to develop Stockholm Syndrome

>> No.31461988

We sure Jerma is just Magni's oshi?
Because I'm watching a bunch of PSYCHOS right now.

>> No.31461993 [DELETED] 

Witch seducing the Alchemist

>> No.31461995
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31461995

>>31461902
But I'm already in Cultare.

>> No.31462010

I know they aren't paying that well, but this game doesn't seems fun

>> No.31462035

>>31461986
if its tempus its possible

>> No.31462036

four store is easiest, isn't it?

>> No.31462050

>>31461849
they kick you because you're bad

>> No.31462053

>>31462010
It's fun if you know what you're doing, and nobody is fucking around

>> No.31462065
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31462065

Hey guys, I heard my old pal Altare is streaming right now.

>> No.31462073

>>31462010
Disagree

>> No.31462083

>>31461683
demon lord heard you

>> No.31462089

>>31462036
trustee bank, jewel heist or four stores i'd say.

>> No.31462090

>>31461902
>magni is approaching you with a rope and sly smile
>he gets up to you and flips you over and starts tying up your hands
>axel shoots you

>> No.31462100

I saw the little people in cages and thought "that looks not so bad"

>> No.31462113

Damn it, now I'm imagining a horde of women running towards the tempus bank robbers with their wrists together, begging to be taken hostage

>> No.31462114

>>31462036
Even Rats day 2 is easier

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31462115

>>31461902
i already am a property of leader...
https://files.catbox.moe/u8o051.mp3

>> No.31462120

>The girls are better at this than the boys
Genuinely embarrassing, Boys.

>> No.31462132

A

>> No.31462131

I'm like 200% sure altare has /MANS/ open when he streams

>> No.31462135

>>31462010
This is really on the boys, the Pebot collabs are fun as hell. They were the only ones to make me enjoy APEX, but this ain't it.

>> No.31462159

>>31462120
the boys are just in it for some cheeky executions
the girls are try harding

>> No.31462165

>>31462036
It's Jewlery store. You can complete the entire heist in less than 30 seconds

>> No.31462173

GET UP
GET THE FUCK UP

>> No.31462177

>>31462131
I do

>> No.31462179

>>31462131
yeah, (You)

>> No.31462181

>>31461986
The moment Nowa says "DROP YOUR GUNS" the stockholm starts to set in, after that it's a matter of seconds

>> No.31462182

>>31462065
ywn queue at the same time as tempus in hopes you match vs them and then pick shaco to camp Regis...

>> No.31462185

I can't get over how australian axel sounds

>> No.31462195

>>31462010
it's fun in loud as a crowd shooter, it's fun in stealth as long as you know what you're doing (elsewise it's hell)

>> No.31462203

>>31462113
>Axel kills them all
Kino. Pure kino.

>> No.31462207

>>31462090
>axel shoots you
Altare*

>> No.31462206

>>31462159
cope

>> No.31462208
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31462208

>>31462132

>> No.31462212

Altare if you're reading this I love you!

>> No.31462222

>>31462165
not with basic level 0 builds, can you?

>> No.31462241

Hey Altare
say Jewelry Store if you're here

>> No.31462248

>>31462159
Anon, they're not just girls, they're hololive girls. Even at their try hardest any male should be able to outdo them.

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31462262

>>31461849
>not hosting your own lobbies
#NGMI
#BootyBlasted
#hashtag

>> No.31462264

>>31462120
To be fair botan with any game will be hard to fail

>> No.31462301

Ves real quiet rn...

>> No.31462299

>>31462159
It doesn't seem like they're taking it seriously which is making it fun for me at least. Do you guys usually get mad when people dick around a lot in games?

>> No.31462305

>>31462131
that was just a coincidence. You get used to them. It happens regularly
t. IRyStocrat

>> No.31462314

"You have Stockholm Syndrome, right?" - Altare
"Yeah..." - Magni
No context needed

>> No.31462317

Member when there was a skills calculator and made pre-planning easier in general? I member

>> No.31462320

>>31461902
>Altare giving you the yandere treatment, lulling you into a state of security and comfort with his soothing voice
>Vesper awkwardly makes small talk while keeping watch over you and the other hostages
>Magni complains over Axel killing the other hostages and flags you as his favorite and the other aren't allowed to talk to you before being drugged with his love potion
>Axel's bloodlust gets him horny and drags your tied up body into a closet and savagely nuts inside you
Tempusisters......

>> No.31462355

Altare
Blink your live2D models eyes two times if you're here

>> No.31462371

>gestapo mask

>> No.31462388

>>31462262
That's pretty much what i was thinking, but the anon wasn't even worth me replying too.

>> No.31462389

>the gestapo mask?
ALTARE, NO

>> No.31462395

>>31462355
he's here...

>> No.31462394

>>31462120
Unless it's kaizo Mario, I'm not interested in seeing perfect gameplay. I want fun chaos

>> No.31462393

>gestapo
yab?

>> No.31462397

You're a big jewel

>> No.31462401

>Gestapo

>> No.31462405

>>31462299
>Do you guys usually get mad when people dick around a lot in games?
Yes especially if it's a game I tryhard.

>> No.31462411

Axel please don't fuck it up this time...

>> No.31462412

My favorite Marx brother, Gestapo

>> No.31462413

>>31462222
If everyone chains ECMs, its possible

>> No.31462419

>>31462222
Yes, you can complete it in 30 seconds. The only requirement is getting like one bag of jewelry. You just run in, bust one of the cases, run out. You don't even need to get every bit of jewelry, it takes like 30 seconds. Best way to farm XP at low levels

>> No.31462425

>gestapo
Can Altare not go a single stream without yabbing?

>> No.31462438

d-did axel go for the girl on purpose?

>> No.31462444

Friendly reminder to chuubas that might read threads during streams that you open it on a different device to not get a window yab

>> No.31462459
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31462459

Me meant to say gazpacho.
Mmmmm

>> No.31462467

Magni is Waingro from Heat

>> No.31462470

Altare was holding back a smile when Axel was talking about his hostage that died.

>> No.31462478
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>>31462314
clipping this fr

>> No.31462485
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>> No.31462489

>>31462438
Reminded her of nodoka

>> No.31462501

will they do it?

>> No.31462540
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31462540

>>31462371

>> No.31462556

>>31462540
kek

>> No.31462563

lockpick...

>> No.31462586

>>31462563
Can't lockpick that safe.

>> No.31462602

>>31462586
but that symbol...

>> No.31462605

>>31462120
Asian men are incapable of crime. Unlike white women.

>> No.31462626

>>31462586
You can but you need the skill

>> No.31462633

>>31462602
you need a skill to lockpick safes

>> No.31462638
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31462638

alternately it could also go
vespa/altare/axel/magni

>> No.31462647

>>31462540
lol

>> No.31462661

POP ME OFF MAGNI AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.31462664

Axel is magging

>> No.31462669

>Dezmond fucking shot her

>> No.31462692
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>> No.31462704

killing without remorse...

>> No.31462721

>>31462602
I think the ghost tree has the perk that lets you pick big safes. It's only the electronic ones that can't be picked

>> No.31462729

>>31462638
KOTH Clamp remake when?

>> No.31462741

They are doing it bros! They are stealthing!

>> No.31462745

Vesper is so over this stealth attempt...

>> No.31462749

>>31462638
I'd switch Magni and Axel

>> No.31462751

Leada-san....

>> No.31462759

>>31460764
>>31460889
God I want to feel her throat in my hands so fucking bad bros. How do I cope?

>> No.31462767
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31462767

>>31462692
based culterchad

>> No.31462827
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31462827

>runs to safe when there are cases RIGHT THERE

>> No.31462831

THE UNITED BANK OF MONEEEEEYY

>> No.31462839

Witch seducing the Alchemist:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1561862817145393152

>> No.31462840

///POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///

>> No.31462868

Regis Altare status?

>> No.31462871

will they ever do it?

>> No.31462886

That was a cute supa

>> No.31462906

>>31462871
Not with anything that be called stealth

>> No.31462915

GET SPOONED!

>> No.31462924

GET SPOONED

>> No.31462929

GET SPOONED

>> No.31462930

GET SPOONED

>> No.31462940

SPOON'D

>> No.31462943

How can a middle-aged man be so cute?

>> No.31462944

GET SPOONED

>> No.31462948

Nowa is spooning with a stranger...

>> No.31462949

get spooned

>> No.31462954

GET SPOONED

>> No.31462956

>>31462871
they can maybe do a loud stealth

>> No.31462960
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31462960

Nowa

>> No.31462964

GET SPOONED

>> No.31462967

Magni?

>> No.31462973
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31462973

I WANT NOWA OJI TO SPOON ME AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.31462975

you spoony bard

>> No.31462976

DERANGED VESPER LET'S GOOOOOOO

>> No.31462983

Is Magni into guro?

>> No.31462987

Why does Altare keep killing civilians?!
LEADAH??

>> No.31462988

HOSTAGE LOVE

>> No.31462986

I fucking love vesper so much bros

>> No.31462992

>>31462960
drawfags...

>> No.31462993

Leader killed Axel's hostage again

>> No.31462996

>>31461500
Please marry me

>> No.31462999

Axel....

>> No.31463005

Spoonedmind...

>> No.31463008

Nodoka...

>> No.31463006

>getting spooned by Vesper
NOWASISTERS??????

>> No.31463012

>both regis and magni shot axel's hostage (waifu)

>> No.31463013

ALTARE KILLED AXEL HOSTAGE

>> No.31463024
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31463024

I couldn't save her

>> No.31463027

How many hostages is that now?
>Their take is getting stolen by SWAT
My sides.

>> No.31463025

>went to take a piss
>see a bunch of posts about spooning
w-what did i miss?

>> No.31463030

>>31462871
for a totally noob crew, stealthing the easiest mission in this game is harder than louding the hardest one

>> No.31463033

>>31462948
yes i was the spoon

>> No.31463035

axel got too attached again... he couldn't save her...

>> No.31463040

Axel's now dead hostage? Me.

>> No.31463054

G-guys I am seeing horns growing on Altare's head.

>> No.31463064

>>31462960
If you draw redraw this with Nowa guaranteed he's gonna use it for his next zatsu thumbnail

>> No.31463070

I think Axel used his AK to so it just alerted every single person on the street

>> No.31463075

>>31462948
Yeah, me

>> No.31463079

>The Demon Lord took away Axel's waifu... twice
His TTRPG flashbacks...

>> No.31463085

LEADER USE YOUR FUCKING PRIMARY

>> No.31463087

If Axel ever got a date with Nodoka Regis would fucking bust a cap in her when he's not looking.

>> No.31463092

>>31463025
Nowa has a spoon melee weapon, and he just yelled
>GET SPOONED! GET SPOONED!

>> No.31463094

>Altare kills hostage for the millionth time
Axel: who would do this!!

>> No.31463107

I wish the boys would fucking kill me

>> No.31463116

>>31463070
Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Either that, or a Guard shot a shot.

>> No.31463119

Axel reverse stockholm syndrome

>> No.31463144

Remember, bros before ho(stage)s

>> No.31463149

>>31463024
This man is cursed.

>> No.31463161

>ywn get spooned by Nowa Oji

>> No.31463224

MAGNI NO

>> No.31463227
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31463227

>>31462996
Hmm, only if you...

>> No.31463229

murder Nodoka san

>> No.31463232

Nodoka-san...

>> No.31463233

>inb4 yumes want to be Axel's hostage

>> No.31463238

Axel yumes...

>> No.31463239

He couldn't save her...

>> No.31463241

NODOKA MENTION

>> No.31463242

Uhoh rngesus

>> No.31463245
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31463245

Nodoka mention!

>> No.31463259

NODOKA LOVE

>> No.31463265

you can hear it in his voice

>> No.31463277

I wanna be Axel's hostage.

>> No.31463285

>>31463245
FUCKING CUTE

>> No.31463288

So, leader and Magni are the ones that kill hostages, huh?

>> No.31463289
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>> No.31463299

>>31463107
You need to get a job at a bank or something

>> No.31463303

>>31463227
Post your discord

>> No.31463306
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31463306

>it's been 0 Collab streams since nodoka-san has been name dropped

>> No.31463318

pls......
Guild.....
One stealth... onegai....

>> No.31463337

Remember how Axel picked stockholm syndrome to take control of hostages? Look how that worked out

>> No.31463361

>>31463306
Cute nodoka

>> No.31463364
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31463364

>>31463288
sasuga menhera couple

>> No.31463371
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31463371

>ywn be axels favorite hostage and be looked at lovingly by him
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

>> No.31463373

ALTARE WHY

>> No.31463379

God I wish I was Nodoka-San

>> No.31463381

>>31462868
DEMON LORD

>> No.31463391

Altare didn't do it

>> No.31463393

NODOKA LOVE

>> No.31463397

Holy fuck

>> No.31463402

Nodoka is much cuter than any femanon in this thread

>> No.31463403

>Axel is kidnapping Nodoka

>> No.31463404

What djd he say about Nodoka? I missed it and this stream probably isnt going to be archived

>> No.31463407

>>31463318
That's not going to happen

>> No.31463416

>murdering civilians in cold blood
WTF LEADER

>> No.31463419

>The Room reference

>> No.31463421

I DID NOT SHOOT HER I DID N-
FUCK YOU VESPER

>> No.31463423

>The game executed hostage-chan
I am speechless.

>> No.31463434

God I wish I was Axel

>> No.31463438
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31463438

Holy shit, I fucking belly laughed. That was unexpected.

>> No.31463440 [DELETED] 

jesas Altare

>> No.31463454

These cops stole Demon lord's kill!

>> No.31463457

>>31463379
you... want to die?

>> No.31463464
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31463464

I love Vesper

>> No.31463472

Why won't Leader let Axel kidnap and rape Nodoka?

>> No.31463473

Altare... your big gun...

>> No.31463474

I'm gonna give up on ever getting any FTL fanart. It's been a week and nobody made art of Captain Vespers and the Tempus crew.

>> No.31463486

NodKNOCKERS

>> No.31463489

>>31463421
>>31463464
I was literally typing the joke as he said it...I'm literally him...

>> No.31463493

Why are all the cops japanese?

>> No.31463514

Does the AI improve on harder difficulties? This shit is just derpy

>> No.31463518

Axel has women problems
Getting attached to not just fictional characters, but to fictional characters without any actual characterization is problematic behavior.

>> No.31463520

Pictured: leader's actual role during guild jobs: mass murder

>> No.31463538

>>31463493
The heister he is playing is Japanese

>> No.31463544

KILL THE JAPANESE

>> No.31463557

>>31463518
wonder if he has mommy issues

>> No.31463566

>>31463371
He constantly takes female hostages and likes leading them around and protecting them. He sees them as stand ins for Nodoka, the same way he would view you sis

>> No.31463574

JAPAN HATE

>> No.31463572

>>31463514
No, they just throw more and harder cops at you

>> No.31463580

>>31463514
no, they just hit harder

>> No.31463628

>>31463518
shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.31463643

>>31463514
they add more armored units and special units that hit harder. AI is the same

>> No.31463661

Why does Axel want to take the hostage with him?
What is gonna do with them???

>> No.31463662

>>31463518
he's just having some fun man, calm down

>> No.31463667

>>31463628
Ok Axel

>> No.31463668
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31463668

>>31463518
low quality bait

>> No.31463669

NODOKA LOVE

>> No.31463675

Altare vs. Axel who wins

>> No.31463677

>Axel will remember that

>> No.31463680

KEK AXEL IS SULKING

>> No.31463705

>>31463518
He's just doing a bit. Axel killed like every single civilian at the beginning of the stream.

>> No.31463709

Altare gaslighting Axel kek

>> No.31463724
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31463724

>I COULDNT SAVE HERRR

>> No.31463734
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31463734

THIS is the type of girl Axel likes? What's her appeal?

>> No.31463749

>>31463724
Poor dog

>> No.31463758

>>31463734
Big boobs
ditzy
Japanese

>> No.31463763

The beginner's trap of not reading the skill descriptions...

>> No.31463770

>>31463734
Otoge protagonist phenotype

>> No.31463773

>he's over his grief because he saw a funny name
I love this retard so much holy shit

>> No.31463777

>>31463734
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OFFICE LADIES EROTIC

>> No.31463780

>>31463734
SEX

>> No.31463783
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31463783

Axel hiding behind Nowa Oji is so cute.

>> No.31463785

>>31463724
Axel is a savior fag, cursed to always fail...

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31463787

>>31463662
It's just a little heehee hawhaw, a cheeky game of hostage kidnapping, and the resulting implications

>> No.31463789

>>31463734
How hard she works
also her tits

>> No.31463797

>ywn get drilled by Nowa Oji

>> No.31463802

>>31463734
cute japanese girl

>> No.31463811

>>31463734
stinky hairy pussy

>> No.31463812

>>31463758
>ditzy
>a positive
??

>> No.31463817

>>31463675
>Altare and Axel capture a prisoner during one of their quests.
>Over time Axel and the prisoner bond
>Altare sees this and takes this as a threat to the guild
>One night he does what needed to be done
>Axel knows that it was Regis who did it with pure instinct but has no proof, Altare knows this and taunts him to find proof.

>> No.31463824

>>31463734
>What's her appeal?
What are you gay?

>> No.31463838

>>31463812
Girls are cute when they're retarded

>> No.31463843

>>31463812
female hands typed this

>> No.31463850

>>31463734
She's cute and hard working and wouldn't cheat her bf
I want a gf like nodoka so much it's unreal bros

>> No.31463854
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31463854

Nodokas are expendable. You can pick one anywhere and do anything with them you want

>> No.31463857

>>31463812
Let me guess, teamate?

>> No.31463858
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31463858

>>31463734
Professional, youthful energy tempered by experience and age, BIG FUCKING TITS.

>> No.31463861

>>31463734
Are you fucking blind, gay, or a woman?

>> No.31463864

I don't like how straight the thread becomes during streams

>> No.31463870

>>31463734
Sweet talker but absolute ball drainer

>> No.31463881

>>31463474
Honestly the game has zero visual cues to give incentives for artist to make anything and it was boring to watch if it weren't for Vesper playing it

>> No.31463882

>>31463850
Same bro ..

>> No.31463890

>>31463864
I'd cum on you but you probably aren't an OL.

>> No.31463922

>>31463870
Sooo just like Fauna?

>> No.31463921

ITS HIS BIRTHDAY

>> No.31463923

>>31463854
Idk man, the sorta plain look but with beautiful eyes has its charm...

>> No.31463927
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>> No.31463934
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>>31463783
HE'S SULKING
HE WANTS PEEPAW'S COMFORT

>> No.31463936

>3 hour sleep

>> No.31463940

>>31463734
god I just want a self-sufficient cute girl that'll patronize me for being a useless loser...

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31463943

>>31463864
It is not your turn to speak. Appreciate Axel's love of big tits and Vesper's references.

>> No.31463946

>>31463864
You have the dead hours all available for your fujoposting sister

>> No.31463953

>>31463864
Let them have their moment, we'll have our retribution when CHUPADO finally comes

>> No.31463957

AXEL SLEPT 3 HOURS

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31463964

>>31463734
"Ganbarimasu! Syrios-san!!!"

>> No.31463977

Diamond heist is not ez what are they doing

>> No.31463983

>>31463957
>>31463936
Sorry sisters teehee

>> No.31463995

>>31463922
If Fauna wore a business suit and was Japanese, yeah

>> No.31463997
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31463997

>>31463921
>it's his birthday
>it's my birthday
WE ARE

>> No.31463998

>>31463927
kino

>> No.31464001

I just realized Chupado collab is happening tonight

>> No.31464004

>>31463705
>>31463662
This isn't an isolated event however.
She's talked about getting invested in NPCs in TTRPGs.
He's talked about RPGs and how he wants to save and protect women in them.
He clearly has some repressed trauma.

>> No.31464016

>>31463977
>what are they doing
Jobbing horribly

>> No.31464023

>>31463934
Tskr for the art.

>> No.31464026

>>31463964
>not Axel-kun

>> No.31464027

Leader is the super talented guy who always choke in the most important moment

>> No.31464033

>>31463964
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS

>> No.31464035
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31464035

>>31464001

>> No.31464039
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31464039

Why did he did it?

>> No.31464050

>>31463997
small guys

>> No.31464054

>>31463817
THIS IS SO GOOD
like imagine axel getting so close to getting the proof but leader is always one step ahead and gaslights him

>> No.31464059

>>31464004
>She's

>> No.31464075
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31464075

>>31463964

>> No.31464088

I'm a certified psychologist. I can confirm that Axel is indeed traumatized.
Source: I can feel it in my testies

>> No.31464091

>>31463306
Altere WILL bully Axel with this until either of them graduate.
And God keep the thread if she call him during birthday tostu.

>> No.31464092

THE BEST OF ME

>> No.31464103

Are they getting copyright struck over that background song?

>> No.31464112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTn23s0BjEo

>> No.31464113

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL BABY

>> No.31464117
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31464117

>>31464039
Ayo....

>> No.31464120

>>31464039
HOSTAGE-CHAN LOVE

>> No.31464121

>Altare is going gobling mode with the stealth

JUST SHOOT PEOPLE

>> No.31464123

>>31464039
Based

>> No.31464129

>>31464092
THE BEST THE BEST THE BES- I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL

>> No.31464139

>>31464039
No girls allowed in the guild

>> No.31464154

>>31464039
Nodoka... No...

>> No.31464171

>>31464039
This is what Altare will do to Nodoka if she comes between the boys.

>> No.31464176

>>31464039
NODOKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.31464178

>>31464039
kek love Axel's face

>> No.31464180

>already used 3 pagers
They are ngmi

>> No.31464188

holy shit they're doing it!

>> No.31464198

>>31464139
Based Altare fatally enforcing the bro code

>> No.31464203

>>31464039
wdhdib…

>> No.31464205
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31464205

eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.31464227

At this rate they're going to be overlapping Council anniversary

>> No.31464242
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31464242

>>31464039
>Vesper covered Altare
They are in this together.

>> No.31464259

>>31464227
And? We have a CHUPADO stream incoming, we don't care.

>> No.31464267

>>31464227
noone gives a shit about some nijis here. Go back

>> No.31464276

>>31464227
You could say they're STEALING the show, eh?

>> No.31464280

>>31464227
who cares

>> No.31464281

>>31464205
The sound he makes as Rio slowly penetrates him

>> No.31464290

>>31464227
oh nyooo

>> No.31464301
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31464301

>>31463838
why are men so scared of intelligent independent women?

>> No.31464310

>>31464227
I don't care. But I doubt it.

>> No.31464311

6 horas collab in how horas?

>> No.31464312

>>31464227
>council
Wrong thread?

>> No.31464320

>>31464227
Nigga, this is holostars. They don't have to worry about that.

>> No.31464324

>>31464227
Who cares?

>> No.31464329

>>31464227
I didn't even know council has a event today nor do I really care

>> No.31464338

>>31464227
Nah, I don't think they will

>> No.31464345

>>31464227
who cares kek

>> No.31464347

>>31464227
With Sana gone I can't watch it, Holo collabs are uncomfortable enough already

>> No.31464354

they really shouldn't be trying to stealth. it really requires proper know-how and strategy

>> No.31464357

>>31464227
literally who

>> No.31464364

>>31464301
girl detected

>> No.31464363

>>31464301
I'm not. As long as they got tits and vajayjay I like em

>> No.31464365

>>31464311
3 and a half I believe

>> No.31464372

>>31464301
Because then they're smart enough to avoid me

>> No.31464375

>>31464301
they are not. You are probably just ugly and bitchy

>> No.31464385

>>31464227
who?

>> No.31464395

>>31464227
Good

>> No.31464397

>>31464301
They tend to cheat more

>> No.31464405

>>31464227
Is Council even doing anything today? Fauna's anniversary stream is planned for Thursday

>> No.31464407

>>31464227
Man i sorta really dont give a fuck

>> No.31464408

ALTARE DSOD STEALTH STREAMS ONE DAY

>> No.31464419

>>31464301
We're not scared. They're just worth less.

>> No.31464421

>>31464311
tres horas

>> No.31464433
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31464433

>>31464301
>intelligent
>independent
>women

>> No.31464453

>watches GeneralMcBadass
>I watch him too

>> No.31464483

LEADER PLEASE MAKE THEM PLAY COD MODERN WARFARE 2
I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE COD NIGHT WITH THE BROS

>> No.31464485

>>31464375
doesn't roll over for me and treat me like a king =/= bitchy

>> No.31464501

PEOPLE THEY'RE STREAMING LET'S FOCUS ON THAT

>> No.31464503

TEMPUS poker stream? Ayo?

>> No.31464506

>>31464227
Anon, idk if farming (You)s is your purpose
But the boys are doing their own thing, the girls are doing their own thing
Let's not intrude each other, m'kay?

>> No.31464509

>>31464227
They might end it a bit early to give Axel some sleep.

>> No.31464511

BAIN!?!?!?

>> No.31464515

>>31464301
there's a huge difference between actual intelligent independent women and a bitch that's full of themselves

>> No.31464518

>>31464483
Altare gonna have a gamer moment

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31464526

>>31464023
ah not the artist! i cant find the sauce atm but i'll get back to you if i can find it (i cant find it in my twitter likes aa)

>> No.31464535

>>31463734
She's so cool

>> No.31464540

Ludwig mention. We won.

>> No.31464563

>>31464503
Something tells me Vesper would be pretty good at poker

>> No.31464585

>>31464485
What do you have to offer?

>> No.31464587

I love when Magni do these voices

>> No.31464590

>>31464518
I don't think CoD would bring out the gamer in Regis. You'd need LoL for that, or maybe Apex if he ever gets more serious.

>> No.31464594

>>31463964
Are there any OL that actually have this kind of genki attitude and cuteness outside of anime?

>> No.31464597

>>31464483
at least him and Nowa said they will

>> No.31464599

>>31464518
>leader saying nigger faggot to some random sniper metaslave
SOVL...

>> No.31464605

>>31463864
Have you forgotten the treaty?

>> No.31464625

>>31464320
I would agree with you if they weren't literally part of HoloEN, because they're, while HolostarsJP has always being completely separated from HoloJP meaning that the JP boys doesn't have to give a fuck about the girls.

>> No.31464632

>>31464526
It’s ok. Thanks for sharing the cute art.

>> No.31464637

>>31464485
yes why would I want a woman who treats me like an equal when society treats me like shit and her like a princess when I could get a woman who treats me like a king
now roll over

>> No.31464656

>>31464054
Altare as Mads Mikkelsen in the first season of Hannibal.

>> No.31464662

>>31464594
No they're all tired and want to do their chores and hit the sack just like office men.

>> No.31464666

>put stream on phone speaker
>EEEEEEEEK
magni favgot shit yp

>> No.31464676

>>31464587
He reminds me of diabeetus circa 2008

>> No.31464678

>>31464301
If you were intelligent, you wouldn't be asking dumb questions. If you were independent, you wouldn't care in the first place.

>> No.31464699

>>31464518
>Leader complains about riot shields
>Nowa pulls out one man army + nade launcher combo
>Mag sucks
>Axel somehow pulls a nuke

>> No.31464700

>>31464050
>>31464050
>>31464050
>>31464050

>> No.31464701

>>31464666
lmao get magged

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31464719

>>31464625
die

>> No.31464731

>>31464594
Gekni is shit and annoying there I said it.

>> No.31464730

>>31464301
>intelligent independent women
Sounds like what a bitch says about themselves to shit on guys.

>> No.31464733

>>31464625
They're still pretty separate though, only 2 ever interact with them.
Either way they kicked us out of the Hololive thread, so we're not hololive

>> No.31464743

Trying to do Stealth without knowing the mission is so dumb, leader pls

>> No.31464744

>>31464594
yeah, my coworker + she is a little bit of tomboy
I love going to work because of her

>> No.31464745

Its never going to end...

>> No.31464758

>>>4625
Nijinigger trying to start shit. Hide.

>> No.31464772

>>31464731
You can't even spell it, retard

>> No.31464775

They fucking suck kek

>> No.31464778

>>31464745
this is the stream that never ends!

>> No.31464786

Are they actually enjoying this or are they just humoring Regis because he is being pushy?

>> No.31464785

>>31464594
No, cute women don't exist

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31464801

>>31464632
got it now! https://twitter.com/dnalkrik_/status/1561669265647759360

>> No.31464815

they should just drop it and start playing APEX

>> No.31464817

>>31464786
I feel like they have fun when they drop the nigger stealth shit and just go loud.

>> No.31464843

>>31464594
I saw a nurse acting like a genki anime girl, just aged up last month. You know that exaggerated hands and jump into her body leaning forward and her face looking at you from below? That.

>> No.31464846

>>31464786
They were enjoying but with all those restarts I'm not sure

>> No.31464847

>I haven't even played payday 1
But you are playing a payday 1 map...

>> No.31464869

magni...

>> No.31464882

>>31464699
>One Man Army + noob tube combo
Ah yes, those were the days. I imagine Magni would pull that off.

>> No.31464887

>>31464786
I'm starting to wonder how much of them genuinely agree with leader and how much of them just agree out of fear.

>> No.31464889

Tempus is falling apart....

>> No.31464894

>MAX Int btw
lmao

>> No.31464904

Just fucking stop trying to stealth missions. God i fucking hate PD2

>> No.31464906

dez you fucking idiot

>> No.31464934

>>31464887
sometimes the way they react to stuff he says seriously makes me think they agree just because they’re afraid

>> No.31464936

>>31464889
>Payday is the true friendship ending game

>> No.31464940

please boys, the game is only fun when it's loud stop this

>> No.31464942

>>31464801
Thank you anon.

>> No.31464949

>>31464887
>fear
oh come on, is altare THAT dangerous

>> No.31464955

>>31464904
Stealth is the best part of the game. It's like solving a puzzle

>> No.31464960

>>31464733
I'm just talking about the boys, I don't give a shit about /hlgg/ after they kicked us, they could literally die that I wouldn't care, I was just pointing out that StarsEN are literally part of HoloEN while StarsJP are completely separated. Either way, they're using StarsJP rules, so it doesn't matter.

>>31464719
You first

>> No.31464971

Leader knows how to stealth. His solo stream will be much better.

>> No.31464981

>>31464815
They WILL stream whatever they want, and they WILL have variety in their streams if they feel like it, and you will NOT complain

>> No.31464986

>I'm so proud of you bro

>> No.31464999

LEADER IS A SADIST
WE RUNNING IT BACK AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
UNTIL WE GET IT RIGHT

>> No.31465002

>>31464786
Magni is also invested in finishing a game in stealth. Vesper and Axel just seem fine with anything

>> No.31465010

>>31464936
Mario Party 3 multiplayer when

>> No.31465012

>>31464949
Nah. Altare is a nice soft boy and I wouldn't hurt a fly, so stop suspecting him THIS INSTANT OR ELSE YOU NIGGER

>> No.31465019

>>31464815
>shitpex
SHUT UP

>> No.31465029

>>31464955
puzzles suck

>> No.31465032

>>31464955
No, it's abusing the shitty AI and sight system.

>> No.31465033

This is honestly the real pd2 stealth experience of having one guy do everything

>> No.31465034

TEMPUS TRY NOT TO MURDER EVERYONE CHALLENGE

>> No.31465067

Altare needs to be better at controlling the rest of them
They keep alerting guards while he is going for the hack

>> No.31465070

>>31464999
127 RESTARTS

>> No.31465083

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING BLOOD DIAMONDS

>> No.31465086

>>31465010
Theres no way to do that online is there?

>> No.31465091

>>31464733
random faggots on some mongolian basket weaving forum don't determine who is or isn't Hololive. The boys are Hololive regardless of what the schizos on /hlgg/ say. They took a whole day off for Sana's graduation, it'd be nice if they at least didn't overlap the anniversary

>> No.31465120

>>31465070
How many resets have it been now?

>> No.31465158

IT'S REWIND TIME

>> No.31465160

>>31465091
HoloSTARS and HoloLIVE are separate branches man, fuck off with this faggotry

>> No.31465168

>>31464887
Leader has alot of skills that help him get people to agree with him. Whether he puts his foot down and asserts something strong enough where it intimidates the others a bit into agreeing with him. Manipulating them by gaslighting them into seeing things his way or going along with their conversation and changing the angle into his perspective without them even realizing it. Multi tasking and confusing the shit out of them until the are disoriented and just agrees with him. Either way Leader has a multitude of tools at his disposal for manipulation.

>> No.31465169

>>31465032
Only true up to a degree. You need to be very good at remembering guard patrols and scouting, as well as memorizing maps to ensure that you don't round a corner and suddenly get spotted by a guard. Soloing The Diamond and Big Bank were some of my favorite gaming moments

>> No.31465172

>Its a learning experience
No its trial and error over and over until you memorize the map, aka boring as shit

>> No.31465174

Vesper papa, please... It's a loud beeping question mark, can you not see it? Is your FOV like 3 degrees?

>> No.31465175

>>31465029
Maybe you're just too dumb

>> No.31465180

>>31465091
Jesus nigger shut the fuck up
If they want to overlap they will overlap, simple as

>> No.31465203

>>31465160
Holostars is part of Hololive, go back to /hlgg/ if you want to be a faggot

>> No.31465220

please give up

>> No.31465222

>>31465091
Watch streams, nigger

>> No.31465223

>>31465086
Legally? Probably not. I doubt the switch online has N64 multiplayer with the new Mario party game having it.

>> No.31465225

They are gonna overlap with the anniversary...

>> No.31465232

>>31465168
he IS a leader for a reason huh...

>> No.31465242

>>31465091
>random faggots on some mongolian basket weaving forum don't determine who is or isn't Hololive
Correct, the official website does
https://hololive.hololivepro.com/talents
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/talent
now shut the fuck up

>> No.31465274

what are you women whining about?

>> No.31465285

Axel wants to do stealth because he doesn't want to kill a Nodoka again...

>> No.31465289

OPPAI DAISUKI

>> No.31465294
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>OPPAI DAISUKI
KEK

>> No.31465297
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31465297

>oppai daisuki

>> No.31465301

>oppai daisuki
>me too!

>> No.31465302

>>31465242
And there it says they're Hololive. Case closed.

>> No.31465306

Kek that bait poster knew EXACTLY what he was doing with that post and it ended up working beautifully

>> No.31465310

"I don't know any japanese" - Regis
"ME TOO!" - Axel

>> No.31465319

>>31463864
the dead hours are yours sister

>> No.31465321

>>31465242
>gives me two links to the official Hololive website
nice self-own, retard

>> No.31465334

>>31465274
They will never be as cute as Nodoka

>> No.31465340

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. STREAM, WATCH STREAM AND SHUT UP. DON'T REPLY TO THE FUCKING INBREEDED RETARD.

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31465343

>>31464227
>>31464320
>>31464625
>>31464719
>>31464733
>>31464960
>>31465091
>>31465160
>>31465180
>>31465203
>>31465242
>>31465302
Now kiss

>> No.31465344

PLEASE POST NODOKA BOOBS
OPPAI
DAISUKI

>> No.31465369

Altare Going Safari Man lmao

>> No.31465375

>>31465091
Literally no one cares about Council, not even Council fans

>> No.31465386

>>31465344
Focus on the game Axel

>> No.31465426

>>31465223
Superstars lets you play some of the N64 maps. Sadly its kind of an underwhelming selection.

>> No.31465435

>>31465343
okay
chu

>> No.31465438

I'm more of a pubic hair guy myself, flat tiddy is ok

>> No.31465446
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31465446

>>31465344

>> No.31465465

>"Doubters out"
>Close stream

>> No.31465471

altare… let them stop…

>> No.31465485

Vesper is dying inside

>> No.31465487

>>31465375
Well, I cared about Council but then Sana graduated

>> No.31465491

>>31465446
SSSSSEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.31465498

>type doubters out
>altare says it
wtf I'm best friends with Altare!

>> No.31465510

>>31465438
I need to slurp some hairy pussy bros...

>> No.31465536

>>31465510
me too but 2d

>> No.31465541

>>31465438
based fellow hairy muff enjoyer

>> No.31465544

>>31464625
No malice intended here, but just a heads up: You shouldn't use most contractions to end a thought. It's a common mistake mostly-fluent ESLs make, because the rule doesn't get taught as often as it should. Negative contractions like hasn't, isn't, shouldn't, wouldn't and aren't are fine, but pretty much everything else is improper.

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31465562

>>31465343
Sorry I'm not into selfcest

>> No.31465567

STOP TALKING TO CHAT LEADER

>> No.31465579
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31465579

So /MANS/? Are you doubting them? I'm not.

>> No.31465599

>>31465562
>PALESTINE

>> No.31465605

>>31465562
>Israel

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31465614

>>31465562
holy shit gr8 b8 m8

>> No.31465615

>>31465091
I can't believe Choco hates Council...

>> No.31465624

I think

>> No.31465658

>>31465624
Don't

>> No.31465677

>>31465624
I don't

>> No.31465679

>>31465579
I don't doubt their ability to stop with the stupid stealth shit and just give us a kino loud stream.

>> No.31465686

>>31465091
anon they're not obligated to follow through on the council anniversary

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31465688

>>31465562
based schizochama

>> No.31465695

>>31465562
500 IQ shit

>> No.31465704

>>31465624
stop

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31465711

>>31465624
I'm starting to think they're not gonna be able to do it...

>> No.31465722

Holy ass clench Altare

>> No.31465746

>>31465679
But there's $10 at stake now!

>> No.31465751

>>31465562
The plot twist is he is >>31465343 too

>> No.31465756

>>31452935
66
6

>> No.31465767

>>31465624
wtf

>> No.31465773

>>31465544
LOL I've never noticed this, thanks for pointing it out

>> No.31465784

>>31465343
Dude you literally have to get off the internet for like a few months now, like there is literally no immediate recovery from this. You got baited so fucking hard bro that not even anonymity that take up most of the shame you must be feeling rn

>> No.31465788

They should play an easier map, like that car dealership one!

>> No.31465816

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL

>> No.31465819

Why do people even bother trying to play this game stealth?

>> No.31465844

OH SHIT I'M JAMMMING

>> No.31465847

>>31464301
the same reason women are scared of incels, probably?
no interest in normies + ambition = tactless, forceful assholes

>> No.31465879

>>31465788
I mean they practically did the jewelry heist stealth, and with the silent drill they could do it easily

>> No.31465880

The BGM is popping off.

>> No.31465888

I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST OF ME

>> No.31465892

I CANT EVEN FIND THE STUPID NI- ... LAPTOP

>> No.31465890

I Will Give You My All cover when

>> No.31465900

>>31465751
>plot twist

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31465902

>>31454227
WHAT DO I WATCH?

>> No.31465912

What a jam

>> No.31465911

>>31465880
this is the main reason i wanted them to go loud

>> No.31465921

>>31465819
Bonus xp and money. Them doing stealth blind is dumb as shit as they don't know the map or rng model

>> No.31465930

what time is minecraft collab again?

>> No.31465929
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31465929

Altare in this very instant.

>> No.31465941

Leader REALLY wants to stealth this mission out eh

>> No.31465962

why is altare being so………

>> No.31465972

>>31465930
3 hours from now

>> No.31465976

>>31465879
I just want to see them rage over the car controls

>> No.31465980

>>31465930
12 est i believe

>> No.31465991

Based Uncle Nowa trying to keep us from overlapping Council

>> No.31465990

>Altare check DM
DM was about council anniversary overlap probably.

>> No.31465992

>>31465880
Payday 2 BGM is legitimately so fucking hype

>> No.31465994

They probably got DM'ed to stop before Council anniversary lol

>> No.31466001

If they practice running some stealth off stream then if they do another Payday 2 collab it could be pretty good

>> No.31466004
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31466004

Did Nowa just DM Altare about the Anniversary overlap

>> No.31466038

>Leader doesn't give a fuck about the Coucil 1 year colab
What a chad

>> No.31466039

>>31465847
>tactless, forceful assholes
Literally me....

>> No.31466041

>>31466004
>>31465994
>>31465990
no doubt about it

>> No.31466045

Altare HATES Council

>> No.31466049

The rrats...

>> No.31466052

stealth is boring

>> No.31466053

>>31465990
It was just more nowa dick pics, don't worry about it

>> No.31466055

Nowa can't play this anymore but he don't want to hurt leader's feelings

>> No.31466057

>>31465344
https://files.catbox.moe/v0a9ip.png

>> No.31466062

Nowa was that schizo anon from earlier

>> No.31466063

>>31466004
I believe it

>> No.31466067

I just got home, any yabs/elephant missions?

>> No.31466070 [SPOILER] 

>>31466038
Not their problem, they are holostars

>> No.31466069

>>31465994
that or vesper remembered and messaged leader about it

>> No.31466072

>>31465921
Isn't it faster xp/hr to just go loud? Unless for personal accomplishment, stealth just seems like the inferior choice for most cases outside of a couple of heists.

>> No.31466076

>>31466001
it would be nice to see a followup to this after some practice/levels/upgrades
maybe even multiple POVs so we can see all of the parts of a heist together

>> No.31466079

Axel, get some rest before the JP collab, everyone will be expecting you to translate everything...

>> No.31466095

>>31466038
based

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31466105

>>31466045
Altare hates women (NOT CLICKBAIT)

>> No.31466108

>>31466057
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.31466109

FUCK council for stopping this kino.

>> No.31466117

>>31465990
i'm jealous he gets to see his nice long floppy disk and i dont

>> No.31466158

>>31466072
Fastest XP per hour at low levels is doing Jewlery Store Death Wish loud

>> No.31466170

God, why is Regis trying to force stealth so badly? You gotta introduce your friends to Payday slowly with the fun heists first and then create stealth builds in a second skill tree.

>> No.31466173

Just kill them all
Fuck you Regis

>> No.31466176

Lol mag and vespie oogling the gym

>> No.31466185

>>31466057
tits too small

>> No.31466191

>>31466117
i cant see well today today. meant to reply to
>>31465990

>> No.31466190

>>31466057
give me Axel card please. I want to self-insert as him in my holoschool save

>> No.31466251

>council anni delayed 10 min
Council KNEELS to the boys

>> No.31466257

>>31466191
Anon...

>> No.31466260

>>31457860
God, not the flip...
>>31457921
Hopefully, never

>> No.31466273

>let's get a llil pump on, just a cheeky lil pump

>> No.31466287
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31466287

>>31466191
>>31466257

fuck. i give up

>> No.31466288

>+10 minute delay
Council is watching Tempus too

>> No.31466309

I don't hate Regis anymore but I still dislike so much about him

>> No.31466314

Stealth means more tension and the boys talking to each other more. Way more fun than loud and far more enjoyable to watch. Payday 2 is fun to play loud, it's not that fun to watch though

>> No.31466322

>>31466158
Fair point, is shadow raid ecm rushing still a thing? I recall a couple of people would do that to level

>> No.31466342

>>31466190
either wait for the guy who just released Nowa card to do Axel or ask Wataamage

>> No.31466343

>>31466251
ppfff, they're always late anyways. Expect at least 30 minutes of delay

>> No.31466347

>>31466191
kek

>> No.31466354

>>31466309
That's a good step forward I guess?

>> No.31466366

>>31457860
Final Fantasy XIV was the biggest mistake for the franchise, even bigger than XV
I hate nijibeggars

>> No.31466367

>>31466079
Most StarsJP can English though. The others? PASSION is enough for bros to communicate.

>> No.31466398

>>31466314
I honestly disagree. Shooting a ton of guys gets boring after a while.

>> No.31466405

>>31466117
>tfw you will never witness Uncle Nowa's 8 in. floppy disk
Why live, mi amigos? Ay carumba

>> No.31466412

>>31464301
t. Nice Guy(female)

>> No.31466423

>>31466367
>Most StarsJP can English though
Lmao in my soul

>> No.31466446

>>31466322
I think there were some changes to Shadow Raid to prevent players from abusing the ECM farm, could be wrong though. Stealth is for two things: big money if you're good at it, and fun. Nothing is more satisfying than doing a hard mission stealthily imo

>> No.31466460
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>>31466366
what do you mean bigger than XV, XV was kino
Ignis my beloved

>> No.31466490

Yup. Someone, quick, save this VOD instantly.

>> No.31466502

>>31464301
I actually just found one that is interested me, hoping to date her one day. I dunno, some dudes are stupid

>> No.31466508

>>31466314
But I actually want the other three to like the game so that there are more Payday streams. They sound so slogged.

>> No.31466514

>>31466490
wait what just happened

>> No.31466520
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>>31466287
Dumb slut

>> No.31466525

GOING LOUD

>> No.31466538

AGHHHHHHHH JUST FINISH IT

>> No.31466546

GROUP SUICIDE LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>> No.31466554

>>31466525
>instant fail

>> No.31466566

time to “go” to a “meeting”

>> No.31466568

Yes....a "meeting"....

>> No.31466574

""""Meeting""""

>> No.31466580

>meeting
Haha yea... meeting....

>> No.31466583

They accidentally fell wink wink

>> No.31466590

Vesper's bored outta his mind

>> No.31466600

>>31466354
Yeah absolutely, He can only improve, the guy is still young and talented as fuck
But I have to be honest his jokes never land and I don't like his decisions, both as a gamer and streamer, plus he's a yab and choke machine

>> No.31466609

Council won, bros....

>> No.31466625

>just checked vespers schedule
>lots of FTL
i am happy

>> No.31466631

nobody reacted to Altare talking about "a next time"...
bros...

>> No.31466638

just say you don't want to overlap altare...

>> No.31466639

>>31464301
>intelligent independent women
lmao

>> No.31466642

>no goodbye from nowa
:(((((((((WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.31466644

>>31466583
journalist in third world country simulator basically

>> No.31466646

I ate too much and now my tummy hurts

>> No.31466651

>>31466446
True stealth is a nice change of pace but man some of the maps are just ass to stealth.

>> No.31466658

OMEGA HATE

>> No.31466662

>>31466508
If you're only playing Payday 2 for loud, you're gonna get bored of it insanely fast. I bet the boys wouldn't bother playing the game again if they only did loud missions. There are far better FPSes out there for straight forward gunplay. There are very few games out there that have the same vibe as Payday 2 stealth though

>> No.31466668

i can’t believe tempus HATES each other

>> No.31466665

>>31466514
Axel shouted that cumming inside nodoka-san was going to be his 1 million subscriber wish

>> No.31466669

>>31466309
Out of curiosity, what do you dislike?

>> No.31466688

Altare's stealth autism kinda ruined the session...

>> No.31466695

((Meeting))

>> No.31466705

>>31466514
DMCA

>> No.31466708

>>31466631
ALTARE IS GETTING KICKED OUT OF HOLOSTARS
TOO MANY YABS FROM THE DEMON LORD

>> No.31466732

>>31466662
as someone who only plays Payday 2 loud, you do not get bored of it

>> No.31466734
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31466734

Between this and Gura saying she had a meeting yesterday just so she could have phone sex with Ame, I've learned to never trust anyone in Holo who says they have a meeting anymore.

>> No.31466738

Council won, it's over....

>> No.31466741

>>31466638
he hates holoEN for bullying Sana out of the company, he only ever talks about ID girls

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>>31466642
he hates us...he hates the Vesties....I HATE HIM !!!

>> No.31466748

>boys ending just for Council event
All the talk about being brotubers but they still bend the knee for women...

>> No.31466757

>>31466460
It was bugged, unfinished, had shitty gameplay and will forever be remembered as nomura's biggest failure

>> No.31466762

>>31466688
The issue was that he couldn't properly communicate some of the basics properly to the boys, and since he knows what he is doing, they thought they were making some progress. They should've just stuck with the loud, learn the ropes, learn some interactions.

>> No.31466761

Why are the homoniggers streaming over Council's one year anniversary celebration stream? Is there a war going on?

>> No.31466770

All of the boys said they wanted to try stealth mode.

>> No.31466771

>>31466366
Did anyone else really like XV? Bachelor road trip with the boys, beautiful world, Cup Noodle, and that one guy's little sister was a total semen demon

>> No.31466797

>>31466662
Yeah but to actually have fun with stealth you have to spend a bunch of time memorizing the map and learning mechanics. They're literally never going to do it if they keep trying to jump into it blind like if it was a hitman game, the maps are just not balanced for it.

>> No.31466803

>>31466748
It's their anniversary, don't be a faggot

>> No.31466807

/MANS/ payday when?

>> No.31466812
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MAGNI'S FOREHEAD SO CUTE

>> No.31466829

>>31466807
Never.

>> No.31466830

They didn't redirect us to the Council meeting wtf

>> No.31466832

>>31466732
I guess it's different strokes then. I couldn't get into it even with Perk decks and Death Wish, it just got tedious after a while. When half the enemies are cloakers and bullet sponged dozers, it just feels kinda cheap

>> No.31466859

>>31466631
yeah, it reminds me of my autistic friend, that was way too into Payday 2. I just wanted to shoot civies and cops and have fun, but he screeched and wanted us to restart the game to do it on stealth
We never played it again

>> No.31466867

>>31466748
There is a time for bros and a time for women.

>> No.31466870

>>31466748
It's forced by Omega don't hate on the bros, blame that genderless FUCK

>> No.31466872
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I am NOT watching Council.

>>31466803
Fuck them, I don't care.

>> No.31466874

>>31466757
all true but it was still great

>> No.31466875

>>31466830
Based leader
He hates women

>> No.31466878

>>31466771
>that one guy's little sister was a total semen demon
Elaborate. I've never played a single Final Fantasy.

>> No.31466886

So who has the next stream?

>> No.31466889

>>31466761
Different audience, why should they care nigger

>> No.31466896

>>31466651
The worst part is if you get de-synced with the host and guards are somewhere completely different or just stop moving. Amount of times I got caught when playing with my mate because we're desynced so I get detected by someone a floor up and 5 rooms away when he's actually right next to me.

>> No.31466907

>>31466662
No one said to only go loud for every stream. But you gotta start with the fun shit first.

>> No.31466913

I don't understand why so doomer with the "meeting" thing

>> No.31466922

>>31466830
They can't because the redirect needs for the other party to be whitelisted so...

>> No.31466927

>>31466771
>that one guy's little sister
based Iris enjoyer

>> No.31466934

>>31466830
They can't redirtect anyone, even StarsJP

>> No.31466935

>>31466830
They lost Council perms

>> No.31466949

>>31466423
When you compare them to ESLs in this Mongolian basket-weaving forum? They definitely can English.

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