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50% elf, 100% sex.

>> No.31317328

150% self?

>> No.31317509

>>31315001
is that pomu?

>> No.31317827

That's not how math works

>> No.31318032

>>31317827
It doesn't matter so long as I orgasm deep within that elf's birth canal

>> No.31318594
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31318594

>>31315001
Akshually, dark elves are still "technically" elves. That makes her 100% elf and 100% sex. Go take a math class, fag.

>> No.31318736

>>31315001
>100% sex.
Yeah, with me.

>> No.31318909

>>31317827
>60% water, 100% human
It works

>> No.31319764

>>31318594
NOTTO DARKU ELFU

>> No.31320531

>>31318909
Since humans are 60% water, wouldn't that make her 83.333333333% water?

>> No.31320572

>>31315001
I want to give her quarter-elven children. Eleven of them.

>> No.31320785

>>31320572
Sorry, her womb is my property. You don't have clearance.

Plus, she's already pregnant with our third quarter elf child.

>> No.31324643

half elf
half elf
completely an elf

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