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...no...!

>> No.31310544

shut the fuck up

>> No.31310806
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WHY DID SHE GO!?
MOMMY COME BACK!
MOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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>> No.31311431
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>"MOMMY!? MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU!?"
>"I can't stop crying! I need mommy! Fau-Fau come baaaaaack!"
>"SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US UUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
>"Fauna!? Fauna!!! I- I'm sorry I spilled juice on the floor! I'll clean it up! I promise!"
>*knock knock knock* "M-Mister? Mister please open up!" *knockknockknockknockknock* "MISTER PLEASE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MOMMY IS!" *KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK* "UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

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>>31310419
Worry not saplings, she just gulped it down. I've drank a lot of pineapple juice to make sure it was not too much salty for her.

>> No.31311648

>>31311565
Kek

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I miss mommy's special hugs

>> No.31311922
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I miss my big sister...........

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mama faufau...

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canceled my sub, can't take this toxic neediness anymore (on my end)

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>>31310544
just don't enter the thread anon

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>>31312118

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>>31312202
you might have a good point anon. It's time to go back

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fauuuunaaa.....

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>>31312318
AAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY STOP! DON'T EAT ME! DON'T-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>> No.31312455

Fauna did her muuuuu shit to distract from retarded mommy shit

>> No.31312789

>>31312455
This wouldn't be an IMF thread without schizos coming out of the woodwork

>> No.31313373 [DELETED] 

>>31310419
Don’t bother mommy, or daddy Eddy will punish you

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CHILL THE FUCK OUT SAPLINGS

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Ready for your tattoos, saplings?

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>>31312455
>He doesn't know

>> No.31316161

How did this even happen? Fauna isn't the only "mommy" vtuber yet her saplings are a little strange.

>> No.31316243

>>31316161
Someone forced this meme into existence and is marveling upon what they created

>> No.31316314

>>31316161
twitterfags are enabling the meme

>> No.31316320

>>31316161
Hololive is by far the biggest corp here, most people here are English only speakers, and Fauna mommy jokes are a big enough meme that it attracted latcher on posters that do it just to fit in.

>> No.31316446

>>31316320
Fit in with who? No one fucking likes them

>> No.31316534

>>31316446
I like them

>> No.31318272

>>31316243 >>31316314 >>31316320
Retards literally cannot wrap their heads around the idea that there are people on this board that genuinely find mommyposting funny and convince themselves that it's a twitter conspiracy.
Why are you niggers in this thread?

>> No.31318984

>>31318272
I don't think it's a Twitter conspiracy I just think most of everyone hates you guys. Could be wrong. I guess I just assumed

>> No.31319305

>>31318272
why don't you keep your cringe mommy shit to your own thread?

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>>31319305
NIGGA THIS IS THE THREAD
YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN THE THREAD
LEAVE THE THREAD

>> No.31320527

>>31310884
kek

>> No.31320711

>>31316161
Fauna is subliminally cultivating this. Fauna is secretly a batshit insane crypto-menhera who wants an army of infantilized men at her beck and call.

>> No.31320728

As a sapling, you all bring dishonor to Fauna-nee-chan, a Shamfur dispray!

>> No.31321123

>>31320473
this is your thread >>31292828 keep your retarded mommy shit there instead of spamming this garbage every single fucking day

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>>31321123
MOOOOOMMMYYYY!!!! HE WON'T LEAVE THE THREADD!!! YES WE ASKED HIM NICELLLYYY!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.31321668 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/i9Wv2ZOslas?t=5252

>> No.31322641 [DELETED] 

>>31321123
NIGGER WE EXPLICITLY AVOID POSTING SHIT IN THAT THREAD SO WE CAN ACTUALLY DISCUSS FAUNA SHIT
I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SYPHILLIS ENCRUSTED HOLE YOU WERE SHAT OUT OF, BUT EITHER CRAWL BACK IN THERE OR NECK YOURSELF

>> No.31323140

>>31320711
She's turning us into brainless children so we can take down key pieces of global infrastructure and retvrn to our natural, edenic state.

>> No.31323493

>>31321123
God, just kys nigger faggot.

>> No.31327421

>this thread stays up but /uuu/ gets archived
it's all so tiresome...

>> No.31327510

>>31310884
SUS

>> No.31328851

>>31321123
This isn't /vtg/.

>> No.31330664

>>31327421
Mommyposters win, /uuu/niggers get fucked

>> No.31330710

>>31320711
Based. I would infantilize myself for Fauna.

>> No.31330791

>>31321123
lmao dumb nigger faggot

>> No.31333763

>page 9
mommy posting is american

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>> No.31334016

>>31333763
Well yes. Fauna is an American that streams primarily for Americans.

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>>31310419

>> No.31334092

>>31316161
she won't give them the sweet release of a proper coomerbaiting ASMR so they went insane

>> No.31334115

>>31316161
You have to be a bit special not to see through her act so of course saplings are going full MOTHER

>> No.31334818

>>31334115
Saplings singing this would be based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzfKe_G4Ng

>> No.31335438

>>31322641
Jesus Christ you are unhinged. This post would've been funnier with an angry sapling picture though

>> No.31335473

>>31334818
https://youtu.be/lX3uCuFKlqw

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What's so special about green lamy? Her asmr is mid at best

>> No.31335694

>>31333945
Good work soldier
The bounty for a dead sapling is 2 silver shillings
You may ask for it with your direct superior

>> No.31335702

>>31321123
Fucking retard.
IMF threads and /uuu/ are different the same way Lamy threads and /become/ are different.

>> No.31335907

>>31335694
May we cleanse this board from human-plant hybrids
>GLORY TO HUMANITY

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>>31335473
Mommy do you think they'll collab with males?
Mommy do you think they'll duet more songs?
Mother do you think they'll try to NTR?
UUUUUUUUUU, MOMMY SHOULD I MAKE A THREAD?
Mommy should I hide in your chest...?
Mommy should I trust anonymous...?
Mommy will the squirrel rape my HOLE?
UUUUUUUUUUU.... Mommy will you make us saplings whole...?

>Hush now saplings, don't you cry...
>Mommy's gonna make all of your larping come true...
>Mommy's gonna pour all of her milk into you...
>Mommy's gonna plant you right by her side too...
>She won't let you grow, but she might let you UUUUUU...
>Mommy's gonna keep sapling cozy and clean!
>UUUUUUUUuuuuu lil' saplings....
>Of course mommy loves you making threads...

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>>31336099
Mommy do you think ame loves herself...?
Mommy do you think she improves herself...?
Mommy is she gonna cuck your saplings' heart?
UUUUUUUUuuuu... mommy will I break apart...?
>Hush now sapling, sapling don't you cry...
>Mommy's gonna check out all your oshis for you
>Mommy won't let any filthy whores get through...
>Mommy's gonna read the catalogue so
>Mommy's gonna see what you're doing and know
>Mommy's gonna keep sapling's diapers all cleannnn!
>UUUUUUUUuuuuu
>You'll always be a little bud to me!

But mommy did I need to be a fag...?

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When are the saplings going to grow up into rebellious teenager? After all, their mother used to be a emo teen.

>> No.31336683

>>31336507
never. she won't let them repeat her mistakes

>> No.31336812

>>31336507
>[Open Log]
-Day 363 of the observation
-No.1 No signs of growth or cognitive development
-No.2 Observed genetic degeneration when kept away from their "mommy"
Maybe the degeneration has affected their progression.
Noises are getting unsupportable.
>[Close Log]

>> No.31336844

>>31322641
Other threads generally keep their garbage to one thread. regulate your shitposting instead of letting it spill over. also kill yourself.

>> No.31336895

>>31336099
Kino

>> No.31338286

>>31336895
ty im glad someone appreciates it

>> No.31339208

>>31338286
I actually had a similar idea but you put it into words, thank you creative brother. Mommy will appreciate your talent.

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>>31336683
F you. You can't tell me what to do! You're not my dad!!!!

>> No.31339752

>>31339357
Is that... Who is that. Steven Tyler?

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>>31339752

>> No.31342564

>>31320711
if anything, her youtube short proves shes /here/

>> No.31346206

>>31312318
VORE ME MOMMY

>> No.31346993

>>31335702
This, the people on uuu are already tired of having the normal thread be invaded so best we keep the shitposting to a different thread

>> No.31347911

I'm unironically the guy who started IMF posting and I find it fucking hilarious.

>> No.31348312

>>31347911
Oh yeah? Name all the IMFs

>> No.31349349

Fauna is so special to me. I love her deerly.

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>>31310419
Remember that alpaca Fauna made? It's right next to the barn, and it'll let you ride it if you touch its snout.

>> No.31349742

I need a mommy vtuber but not in the sexual nursing handjob sense
I need one who will pretend to be my mother and ask me about my day and encourage me...

>> No.31351197

>>31335702
This, we make sure shitposting doesn't overflow the original thread, it's called etiquette
>HURR DURR KYS
you know you can hide threads too, right?

>> No.31351443

uuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU m-mommy? where are you, mommy? uuuuuuUUUUUUU

>> No.31351486

>>31316161
Fauna gets them all hot and bothered then ties them up and begins making out with other girls and fingering them in front if the saplings. Once fauna is satisfied rape correcting the other holos she puts the penis cage back on.

Ruined orgasm week is worse...

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>>31310884
faster!

>> No.31351700

>>31335553
I will watch Fauna play games but skip her ASMR.

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>>31336507
Mommy says she gives us a special tea to keep up small and cute! We gotta be careful though! Too much tea makes you all sick!

>> No.31354971

>>31353706
Well stop drinking it. It was made from the tears of the virgins

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I don't watch or like Fauna, but I love these threads. What of it?

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>>31354971
Huh? But then we'll get taller... And our downstairs'll start feeling weird again...

>> No.31356293

>>31321123
you are intentionally going out of your way to be mad at nothing, snowflake.

>> No.31357766

>>31353706
>>31355349
>She won't let you grow... But she might let you uuuuuuuuy

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>>31357766
mommy give sapling lots of milkieeeees!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! mommy!

>> No.31357951

methinks the saplings need to spend some time in the timeout corner

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>>31357951
...uuu?

>> No.31359105

>>31316161
The audience reflects the oshi

>> No.31360051

>>31357870
UUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu

>> No.31361330

i sentence saplings to 10000 years of no uuuuuuing

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