/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

The last vtuber that you watched has been hired to kill you. You have three days to survive her attacks. If you survive, she becomes your willing slave for life. Who is it and what kind of a chance do you stand?

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>>3126916
doesn't matter who I watched last since I'm 6'7 and jacked

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>>3126916
>Ironmouse
Can I adopt her out? Her doctor’s bills might be too much for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
I mean, I don't think Ironmouse can leave her house, so I'm probably good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126937
If it's someone like Calli who has magic fucking powers, I doubt your physical build will matter much.

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>Nene
I don't stand a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126950
me when calli tries to kill me

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>>3126916
Ina may be a lovecraftian horror, but she's too chill to do anything like that.

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>>3126916
The last vtuber I watched was a literal baby (Amai Hiyo) so I wouldn’t even have to actively avoid her to survive. That said, I don’t want to have a baby as a slave so I’d probably just try to be a good dad to her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Currently watching Furen. She’s such a total dunce she’d probably lose me in a big city or I could just keep her at bay by saying English words in a weird accent and she’ll be rolling on the floor laughing. Alternatively she enjoys being choked so I could just choke her and she’d willingly submit before the 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
I'm fucked
https://youtu.be/KP-n4yDUZUU

[Anonymous No.]

Haha what abour orher way around? Haha ai pnly know the vague region she lives in toghgh haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Nenes face when I run away from her spine busting bear hugs.

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>>3126916
>Ina
>She tries to come at me with a knife, ask her why
>"WAH"
>End up having passionate sex
>She finally does me in via poisoning my drink in our winter years
wah!

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>gura
talk about feet or smth
i dont stand much of a chance

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>nene
zero fucking chances
she's an isekai protag

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>Gura
I let her rip out my throat with her teeth and eat my dead body. Definitely one of the better ways to go.

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>>3126916
>Korone
Easy. Find the sleezyiest motel with tons of roaches and hold out.

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>Nene
I'll have like 20 sets of divorce papers ready to whip out if she so much as thinks about trying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127237
it won't work
you will be easily replaced

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>>3127266
She refuses to lose any husband for any reason I think my chances are pretty good.

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>>3126916
>Coco
I’m fucked

[Anonymous No.]

they're all weak japanese women so they ain't gonna do shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127355
Korone would mess you up

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>>3126916
>Choco's night attacks
Bring it.

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>>3126916
>Ame
Well shit, unless it's a close quaters or i could snea-
>You have three days. If you survive, you'll win.
Heh, i hope she enjoys camping in the woods bc good luck finding me in a hill forests.

[Anonymous No.]

Dying might be a better alternative than having a slave that gradually turns me into a schizo rrat.

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>>3126916
>Ina
>Eldritch powers
>Magic book with an appetite for people
>Innumerable tentacles, like a hydra but more fashionable
Seems like I don't have a chance but then
>Too polite and shy
>Asks nicely if I will let her in
>Apologizes every time I decline
>10Qs for responding to her requests anyway
>I survive 3 days because she doesn't want to cause property damage to kill me
And then I let her off the hook because I am not selfish and my wife would probably have questions that would be troublesome to answer.

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>>3127402
Would you be able to survive her cooking?

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>>3126916
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora would probably fall into her own trap and I wouldn't even find out about it afterwards.

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>Shuba

She's a girl too, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Watching Miko, she is more likely to kill herself first. The Mikopi however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>her
>she
How bold of you to assume I'm watching whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127493
You’re fucked

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>>3127415
Fuck no. My stomache is weak as shit. If I'm lucky, I'll go quickly. Otherwise I will suffer until I become the ingredient for her next cooking stream

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>>3127472
What is she gonna do anyway? Horn drilled (you) to dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126969
>me when [ ]

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>>3127551
I’m scared

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>>3127529
If you're lucky, you'll be both the ingredient and a guest diner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127580
https://youtu.be/ibfBDKiw1ac

[Anonymous No.]

Funnily enough the last chuuba I watched was Choco, and I know next to nothing about her. She seems pretty harmless though.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute slave guaranteed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVG8-nJfTo

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>miko

I have to work to make sure she doesn't accidentally kill herself in her attempts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127379
You'll die by proxy when she loses the game & deletes the timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127827
And?
>she loses the game
Good. That means she's not a threat anymore.
Don't really care about the whole slave deals desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128022
That means she didn't have to find you. She can spend her time playing Mario in her office & you'll still die when she rage quit & reset the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128109
Reseting the timeline =/= death. Stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Mononobe Alice
My country doesn't permit travel from foreigners at the moment so I'm safe. I'll just have her do her usual streaming routine when she's a slave and give me personal heartbeat ASMR when I'm down

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>>3128180
Except she'll destroy the world before jumping to the parallel universe where she wins the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126937
Which vtuber do jacked 6'7 chads watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128109
I'm not sure what you're getting at but...
>I got erased from existence
>Then nobody would hired Ame to kill me
Make the whole things seem pointless, doesn't it?

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>>3128253
Well, even I admit she isn't smart. But that is totally what she'll do since she is too lazy & trigger happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128244
And anon would still be born in that new timeline and live his life as if nothing had ever happened.

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>>3126916
>Reine
I will not survive very long, unless they aren't allowed to hire extra guns.

IF I made it, not even a simp but I'd probably end up serving her more than the other way around. Princess energy makes you want to be at her beck and call.

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>>3128350
It's RNG dependent, each parallel worlds are different & some even have different law of quantum physics. The point is 1337 got the final say about which timeline is the main one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127579
Die in poverty you go

[Anonymous No.]

I think I can take Gura, she's like 4 and a half ft tall

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>>3127827
No. She'll kill him by go back in time and telling his dad to use protection

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>>3126916
>If you survive, she becomes your willing slave for life
If the reward for surviving was that I become their slave for life that would be a much bigger incentive for me to try and hide from Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128587
turns out ame is his mom

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>>3128534
I see. Still, it doesn't sound that bad. Erasing someone from ever existing is still better than slavery.

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>>3129166
Fuck, I didn't properly read the OP. Scratch the thing about slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reine

I'm fucked. Best I could do would probably be to beg for my life and become her slave for life instead

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>korone
My yubis are gone

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>>3128180
She'll jump into timeline where you are dead.

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>>3126916
>Sora
Well I am fucked. Unless I cover myself in bugs, kinda like The Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if i'd be able to afford fat cats food bill

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127232
You can cover yourself in maggots as an alternative

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>>3126916
>Beatani
I'm not a gosling so she can't kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

Hah i watched Gawr Gura

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>>3126916
>KAF
Considering the fitness prowess she's displayed so far, I can safely say I can outrun her by simply walking.

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>>3126916
>Subaru
I love her I wouldn't even make her a slave

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>>3126916
>Rushia
This is it for me anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128250
Luna

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi
ez dodge she's too small
gonna marry my slave boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
I give up and accept death at the hands of the Chama

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>Gura
She will forget she has a contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>goorah

I can dangle a shiny keychain in front of her as a distraction

[Anonymous No.]

How good is the Indonesian military?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Marine-slave....

[Anonymous No.]

What if I watched a collab? Do I have to fend them all off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136834
To make it fair, the girl hunting you is the one whose channel you watched it on.

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>>3126916
>Marine
Gonna admit, it's gonna be real funny to watch her job for three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136834
Yes. But you also get the group of them as your property.

[Anonymous No.]

>Suisei
It's been nice knowing you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127086
>three days

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>>3126916
Why does this image turn me on so much???..... I'm so fucked up

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>Nene
I'm fucking dead.

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>Ironmouse
She's fucked...

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>Watame

This is fucking easy mode in terms of survival. I wouldn't want to make her my slave though. I think I'll just let her kill me.

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>>3126916
Well it depends on whether or not we're talking their character that may have powers and shit or their actor cus if it's the character then well, provided Gura isn't bluffing I'm probably fucked.

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>>3126916
>Botan
Your Lioness, I offer myself as your meal. Feast me with delight!

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the next Haachama Cooking ingredient is long pig. Adios lads, I hope I taste good.

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>>3126916
Is that the whole pic? What a tease.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to adopt

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152618
Put a poster of Flare up on your door, it will buy you a few hours while she drools.

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>>3152618
Knights don't have access to guns. Just pray she doesn't bring a bow.

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>>3152729
I'll just wear a blonde wig that should fool her

>>3152734
Am eurofag

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>>3126916
Dummy shark loli is easy to trick looks like I get a wife

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>>3126916
>Botan
guess I die

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>>3126916
Does the Lofi & Chill mix on the hololive official channel count? If so, I dont know how well A-chan can drive, so I'll just drive for 3 days straight. Well, she wouldn't be able to get to my country as it stands right now so I guess I just do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>hates leaving her house
>self admitted recluse
>ADHD
>easily distracted by cute animals
>in the rare occasion she actually corners me chances she'll try to bully me instead of killing me are very high
>extremely like to jinx herself before landing the killing blow

yeah, I think I'm pretty safe. dodged one on this question, was watching Pekora earlier today, and frankly, that would be terrifying on pretty much every level.

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>>3127500
Found the Artemis fan.

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>>3126916
>Botan
Worst part is she'll probably just snipe me from a block away and I won't even know I was killed by her.

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>>3126916
>pekora
As much as people meme about her warcrimes, that hikki will spend the entire time working up the courage to leave her house. Easy pet rabbit.

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>>3126916
>Ollie

I feel that her decaying husk of a corpse would be able to go down with only a couple of punches. I wouldn't want her as my slave I'd just trade her for Amelia

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>>3126916
Mori
I'll bribe her with wine or something or maybe I'll just die. Don't really need a Mori slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Tree Rat is very sneaky. I'm in big trouble.

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>>3127563
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

"Shaaaaa!"

Im fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

I will have a fiery death in a propane tank explosion. Or maybe she will get lost on the way to my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kaida tries to kill me
>I start teasing and bullying him
>He gets flustered and stutters, unable to attack me out of sheer embarrassment.
>Repeat for 3 days
>Win
Easy.
Afterwards I'd probably leave him just do his own thing with the only requirement that he does personal ASMR stuff every few days. He just has to be himself and I'd be happy.

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>>3126916
I'm watching Watame right now, so I guess lamb is on the menu boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>chaika
Goodbye everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135784
Kek that’d be typical.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in a country that didn't even have direct flights from Japan before covid. I'll be safe if she doesn't have prep-time.

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>>3127379
Ame is the worst possible matchup. You have to survive for 3 days, she can timetravel over and over until she wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126941
ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>watching Roboco right now

Yep, fucked. She's too high-spec for me.

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>>3126916
>Nene
I fear the nene punch. One hit from that would be enough to kill any man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3177024

Well if it operates on multiverse theory, as long as you can survive your own attempt you're good. Just one of your selves is gonna wind up with the short straw

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
but anon..
i want to die..

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>>3126916
I’ll take my free Nabi wife

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>>3126916
>Ina
tough luck, overseas travel is still banned and I don't think she can swim across the ocean in 3 days

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>>3126916
>Ina
simple, get schizophrenia meds and she can't do anything to me

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>Nyanners
All bark and no bite, I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
My hand on the right
t. latino

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>watch Gura fail miserably for 3 days
>cheer her up with some headpats and let her go

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>>3126916
none of us do

[Anonymous No.]

What's a sickly tiny Japanese girl whose feet doesn't even touch the floor sitting on a chair gonna do to me? The only thing that's going to happen is that I turn her into a mother with half Japanese children.

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>>3126916

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>>3188265
I would protect her, spoil her and improve her way of life.
Unfortunately I last watched Ame. Gonna be WACO over here.

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>>3137886
>All of this happens in three days of real time thanks to eldritch magic fuckery.
On the other hand, the last one I watched was Calliope...
I challenge her to a freestyle rap battle so that I may witness her true power before I die.

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>>3180079
Except you have to fight me over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3195683
Bring it on gosling

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>>3126916
Do I give up or give chase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
This is the end for me

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>>3126916
I sure as hell want to survive.

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>>3126916
Hachamachama. I have a good chance for survival. She'd likely end up getting lost on the way to me. Even if hachamachama found me I surrounded myself with delicious food so she'd likely be too busy stuffing her face with rare delicious delicacies. If she became my slave I'd free her. Hachamachama is not a pokemon and shouldn't be treated like one.

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Going to be a sad day for anons everywhere when Snuffy has to tell everyone on stream that she was told by her master that she cant use her cutesy wootsy uwu voice and has to use her real voice going forward. Ive seen her hands, so she's a cutie so I win in everregard.

Oh, and theres no chance some borderline normie girl is going to kill me in three days.

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>>3126916
>watame
yum

[Anonymous No.]

>watame
She wouldn't stand a chance
For you see, I am Welsh

[Anonymous No.]

It's going to be tricky, but if I stock up on eggs and board myself into a one way room with no phones or mirrors I might make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3212215
OK but why eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I can do it, if I don't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3128250
ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127266
you underestimate how much Nene values her husbands

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucked. He knows how to shoot a gun, and he's strong enough to snap me like a twig...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3219010
Her only two weaknesses are eggs and spicy noodles and eggs are easier to throw

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Ya boi's getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Last one I watched was... Uh.. Mori's outfit reveal? Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
I'm pretty good with music, so I think I could convince Watame to not kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3222670
Oh right! I forgot she had egg allergy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Luna
What's she gonna do, NAAAAAAAAAAAA at me?
If she sent Luknights after me I'm fucked though

[Anonymous No.]

>be newly married to 10/10 qt virgin wife
>modern house with a beautiful view, thinking about pets and kids, life is good
>enjoy one last zatsudan with Subaru before putting the past behind me
>this happens
>panik.png
>start boarding windows, hoarding guns & ammo, hunker down in the basement
>wife is concerned, doesn't understand what's wrong
>"She's a Holo with no known ID, she could be anyone!"
>vocal range so impressive she could impersonate anyone I love and hold dear
>can't call the cops, she's arrested & imprisoned on scant evidence
>she's already in with them, I'd be walking into her trap
>only hope is her attraction to shit video games, leave Battletoads & old hot dogs outside the front door as a peace offering
>... 2 days pass
>nothing happens
>start to let down my guard, sleep with my wife in our bedroom again
>
>awake to raspy cries from the kitchen, cold sweat runs down my chest & back
>wake up my wife
>thinks she left the pet door unlocked
>grab our guns, slowly make our way towards the noise
>
>jesus christ
>see a monstrous duck, muscles bulging, eyes wide, standing in gasoline
>drops a lighter
>sweeps me aside and pounces on my wife
>MAMA! MAMAAA!
>wife starts crying as her clothes are torn apart, begging me for help, raped in front of me as our house goes up in flames
>everyone is screaming from the horrible burns but this faq'ing duck doesn't care
>doesn't even care about the terms, focused only on oppai
>SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA as she orgasms
>her unlimited stamina keeps her going long after my wife has passed out from carbon monoxide poisoning
>last thing I see is her coming towards me with a kitchen knife
>
>wake up, alive somehow
>surgeons repaired multiple puncture wounds to my heart septum
>demand to speak to a lawyer, anyone who will listen, get told the most unreasonable shit
>"No evidence of arson, assault, or rape due to such-and-such loophole, can't prove who was the perpetrator..."
>"Having received your divorce papers, we are ready to proceed to the next stage Mr. Anon..."
>"Congratulations! You'll be living with your new adoptive daughter, Subaru Oozora..."
>curtains fly open
>she's there--coughing & giggling, 120% femininity as if nothing ever happened
>rest of my life is spent working multiple part-time jobs trying to sustain Subaru's expensive gacha habit
>I am the slave, I am the slave, I am subatomo
>never see my wife again, just know that Subaru goes out every night and doesn't return until late in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136340
they recently sunk their own submarine by mistake so id say non-threatening

[Anonymous No.]

It's Lulu and I have no chance to survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>hearing a song by Towa-sama in this very moment
I'm fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>Okakoro
>2 cabinets and a closet full of guns and ammo
Let's not do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
I am being hunted by the personification of fucking death herself. I’d say I’m well and truly fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>Calli’s outfit reveal
>A MOTERFUCKING REAPER
Yeah, I’m gone. Wish I had just watched Gura’s stream, I could distract her with Dante merch, motorcycles, and pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna get me some Shark Cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126937
Did I post this from another device and forget about it or do I have a doppleganger here?

I think it was Moona, not that it matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127010
this one, based, respect!

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>>3152618
>>3152734
>>3152954
>The Local Noel hunts you down with her thousand men-at-arms in full harness and veteran tracker scouts
>such hubris, thinking you could evade Dancho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3127650
>>3139103
>>3223499
Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3229185
But I like doing that though...

[Anonymous No.]

>Pekora

I am not sure what to feel about it, I am either gonna blow very quickly or she will

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>Nenechi
Now she is my husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3229185
What reddit meme is this, I've seen it at least 5 times now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3229271
Just use her inevitable laugh to detect her and flee in the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
>Snuffy
Well I'm done for, Snuffy's just going to shove me straight up her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138891
idk Anon, hospital beds are pretty heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
She's have to make it overseas and to my home in three days, and I'd go camping on the last day.
>willing slave
No. Leave that isekai bullshit out of this. I'm going to win her over. I can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3234686
if Mio is Shadow
who's Sonic?

[Anonymous No.]

If she has her canon powers, I get vaporized instantly. If not, I pin her to the ground easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3126916
Fuck. Wish I didn't watch her new outfit reveal cuz Calli's gonna shove her scythe up my ass now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3129723
Anon you failed your archive reps. She isn't afraid of bugs she's afraid of worms and tentacles. Congrats you dead