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Two sisters separated at birth. Their interests align almost 1:1. Pure and uncut idol autism to a degree that no other Holo, Niji, 2view corpo or indie could possibly DREAM to match. The only reason they're being blocked from collabing is because both managements know that if they were to their pure chemistry would be too much for the average viewer to handle. Perfect banter from both of them that'd send ESL schizos into a spiral of seethe.

That being said, please look at all of their cutest moments:
https://pastebin.com/xKHfbEkU

>> No.31224127

The only one who is blocking the collab is Nijizhangxi and their manager Paul "Ching Chong Chang" Li.

>> No.31226038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEjvc7ulJZw

Maria:
>plays Minecraft, one of Pomu's favorite games
>spergs for hours about idols, maids and cute japanese stuff just like Pomu
>already planning another collab centered on idols in the future
She's a better version of the chicken, Pomu doesn't needs Kiara anymore.

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>>31226038
>1 timestamp vs a pastebin
Anon... Give up this uphill battle while you still can

>> No.31226630

>>31226438
since one pair can collab and the other can't it sounds like a bag of crumbs vs a sandwich

>> No.31226846

>>31223006
Call me when the sex tape leaks

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>>31226846

>> No.31227210

>>31226438
Pomu's reaction is priceless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEjvc7ulJZw&t=8985

>> No.31227248

>>31226438
>an entire stream vs nothing
Yeah, Pomu x Maria wins. It's not even a contest. Pomutori fags get the rope.

>> No.31227357

>>31223006
Shame they can't collab desu. I find Kiara unwatchable, but I at least hope they get to collab at some point for their sake when management autism dies off.

>> No.31227961

>>31227210
oh no
pomu found a soulmate

>> No.31228684
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>>31226038
>>31226438
>>31227210
>>31227248
>>31226630
>>31227961
>It’s impossible to have more than one friend
I come to threads like this and I become more and more convinced the large population of this board is just retarded Highschool girls
>SHE CAN’T HE HER FRIEND BECAUSE SHE’S FRIENDS WITH ______
Like seriously there’s no way adult males think like this, you MUST be underage to be this retarded

>> No.31228951

>>31228684
people are just saying talking about which one is better you fucking retard

>> No.31229083

>>31228951
If you thought shonen fans were bad, v-tuber fans powerscale FRIENDSHIPS between ACTUAL PEOPLE

>> No.31229454

>>31228684
tell me who you think ends up closer in real life
you and friend a who lives in the same neighborhood as you
you and friend b who is on the other side of the planet
it's not like kiara is going to be alone, reine has her

>> No.31229545

>>31223006
I think Kiara and Pomu have decided they're going to make Hololive and Nijifagji management kneel and force a collab. The bag review was Pomutori firing the first shot.

>> No.31229635

>>31228684
Goomba why won't you collab with anyone outside of Hololive. What are you hiding?

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>>31229635
>>31228951
As >>31229083 said, that's even fucking worse

>>31229454
Ok anonchama I'm not here to argue with your schizo fanfics I'm just pointing out how embarassing you faggots are. You can more than one friend, and seeing as how some holos are closer with Nijis than their own genmates (Ex: Haachama and Sara), you can't faithfully argue what we can't see being done behind the scenes.
>>31229635
I get you're tryna do a meme but unfortunately she barely streams as is

>> No.31229907

>>31229847
>you can't like one thing more than the other
????

>> No.31230000

>>31229907
Where did I say that dumb nigger?
I just said you can't argue that because WE have no clue what these people do behind the scenes. You can assume sure but assumtions are as reliable as your fanfics (not at all)

>> No.31230502

>>31230000
you're schizoing over how people prefer the interactions between one set of entertainers instead of another

>> No.31230506

Why are KFP niggers so desperate about Kiara and Pomu collabing? Pomudachis stopped giving a shit about Kiara long ago. Is it because Kiara has no real friends in Hololive, while Pomu has multiple friends in Nijisanji?

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>>31226038
https://archive.alice.al/vt/search/text/%22She%27s%20a%20better%20version%20of%20the%20chicken%2C%20Pomu%20doesn%27t%20needs%20Kiara%20anymore.%20%22/

I swear I've seen this get posted before in /nijien/
Do you just spam it on cooldown whenever you can or?

>> No.31230648

>>31230506
I swear I read this exact same post but with Kiara/KFP and Pomu/Pomudachis switched

>> No.31230826

>>31230648
They don't have real opinions. They just repeat the same shit for (You)s

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>>31223006

>> No.31233799

>>31229083
You have to understand where a large potion of this board is from
It's not a fun reality but it is what it is

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>>31231938

>> No.31237724

>>31227961
It's okay Maria is taken

>> No.31241039

I can't wait for the awkward as fuck first and last 62 minute crossover collab where pomu and kiara do a minecraft tour or keep talking and no one explodes or something and its mostly dead air and the occasional empty vague compliment. I'm so excited about this I'm gonna post about it constantly and loop it every week.

>> No.31241130

>>31241039
>I can't wait for [headcanon] to happen!
Anon they have more chemistry on twitter than some of their own branchmates in person

>> No.31247460

>>31231938
Based

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>>31226038
Not to mention Maria is a lot more molestable. It's 100% pomu's type, just like rosemi.

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This is what Management holds back.
>>31247941
Pomu needs to be submissive and the Austrian is the one to do it.

>> No.31250235

>>31227017
they fucked?!

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>>31250235
Yea with Rosemi when she went to europe

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