/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Searching For The Truth Edition

>Event
Iron/MANS/ Cooking - Deadline: Friday Night 8PM EST (>>31077924)
Okay faggots, bros, and fembros, for this arbitrary cooking competition have a pic ready by Friday night to show off how good of a cook you are, you can represent your gender if you want and we can have a war on the sexes to prove who is better at cooking, or just don't do that. Since Regis just streamed cooking simulator, this is definitely related to Tempus.

Last thread: >>31095142

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

[Anonymous No.]

Alright which Tempus corresponds to the Seinfeld character

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>>31099409
>Edition
kys

[Anonymous No.]

Magni sex

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>>31099436
Obviously Magni is the woman

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>OP schizo is back
Yawn, I hate reruns. No one reply to him.

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>>31098498
Anyone know the name of this game. Just wanna be comfy while watching the boys too

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>>31099409
>3 active threads
You /mans/fags are qite autistic aren't you?

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>>31099611
Koikatsu

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>>31099634
Who's your oshi?

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I'm stickin' it

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Magni's mole is actually a food scrap

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It's their birthday

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Woops I didnt see that this was the newer thread
https://twitter.com/koruroragi/status/1560149015819599877

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>>31099436
Altare is Jerry, Axel is Kramer, Vesper is George and Magni is Elaine

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/homos/ check twitter. magni just unfollowed vesper.

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Arg trying to fufill a request but turns out I never draw men so I have no idea what I'm doing. Also Vesper and Magni have some weird ass proportions. Maybe I should just do genderbent art....

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>>31099865
Believe it or not, Noir isn't at home! Just leave a message after beep!

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didn't nowa say he played a galka earlier? did i misremember that or did he always say he played a mithra

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B-bros, my knees
https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1560147979922599936

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Now the dust has settled...
Who was in the wrong?
http://poal.me/xnlypr
http://poal.me/xnlypr
http://poal.me/xnlypr

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I can't believe Vesper memed Magni Gets Trolled into reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61r9tq8X1rg

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>>31100070
(You) anon. (You) were in the wrong.

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>>31100070
nobody

well maybe Ollie for laughing at it

but hey, they plan to do it again to get another dub so it all circles back to nothing

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>>31100070
Always Mori

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Lmao

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nobody was in the wrong because magni exists to get bullied

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>>31100048
i don't get it

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>>31100070
How does she get away with it every time???

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I want to (sexually) bully Magni

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>>31100226
This, he should be bullied more and put in his place so that I can listen to his screams

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>>31100048
ayo?

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>>31100401
THE DRAMA

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Regus

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>>31100048
now Kobo is after them...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4107zbJJYeg

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>>31099409
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

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>>31099409
The Tzeentch schizos and the Nurgle shitposters are at full force today brothers, I don't think I'll make it

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>>31100551
Hold fast anon, the fate of the Imperium of /MANS/ rests upon our shoulders

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Altare is going to fuck the old man

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>>31100226
the only correct answer

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POV: You are Axel
https://files.catbox.moe/53m4v3.png

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Ov_DPuvI4&ab_channel=Cryostoc

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Holy fuck the shitposting in catalog is on overdrive. I shouldn't have looked.

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Describe this trio in a single picture

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>>31100661
thread theme now

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>>31100551
You better believe it, brother

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>>31100655
>Spending with a bro and management.
Ayo?

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I still want an office lady to sit on my face.

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>>31100693

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JWU
How where the collabs and which one has the priority? Prob can't watch both of them.

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>>31100693
>Yeah, let's not do this again

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>>31100693
No, not the brown girl, the horse.

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LEADER LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFJbhqX8FDU

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>>31100753
watch the boys chilling in Raft

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Why can't we go back to early /mans/ threads with minimal homo/hornyposting. If one's sole interaction with Tempus was this thread you might think it was a Niji branch

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>>31100655
Ok now remove Magni

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i want to play in Vesper's wacky tabletop campaign

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>>31100664
I'm just suprised there's more shitposting now than there was with the Mori collab.

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Uncle Nowa my beloved

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>>31100655
hot

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>>31100873
It's because of Indogs

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(you) are joining his cult.

[Anonymous No.]

reposting my sana/magshota /ss/ ass focus KK animations
new at this so go easy on me
don't ask why sana don't ask why anal
maybe I'll do more no I won't take your requests bye
https://files.catbox.moe/8xvxx4.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/6d928w.mp4

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>>31100693

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>>31099436
omega's newman

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>>31100841
Why do you care what other people think about the thread?

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>>31100978
We don't ask, we enjoy, Sana has been always hot, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

Oh how I wish that someone would nuke Indonesia

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>>31100836
Ame, go to sleep

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>>31099436
Somewhat jewish show huh. I havent seen it so I wouldn't know.

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>>31100978
You have the fucking talent, keep up the good work and please be our resident kk poster.

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>>31100655
You. You're definitely Wataamage. Why Magni, Wata...

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Why are (You) so horny? Is it a neet thing?

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Why can't uncle Nowa jerk me off

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>>31101088
I'm a wagie, I just have high testosterone.

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>>31100655
Please continue putting Magni in there, thank you.

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>>31101073
i don't even like ame but don't insult her like that she's not a SEAnig like me

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>>31101076
It’s a pretty funny show imo

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1560158111465639937

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>>31101106
Anon, no one in these threads have high testosterone
Judging from the average posting going on, I'd bet most people here are female or ladyboys

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>>31101076
Its a show about nothing

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>>31101196
I hate Beyblade so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Magni-only universe be like?

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>>31100843
NTA but hopefully this stuff from my buddy works as substitute
https://files.catbox.moe/j6l1kv.mp4

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>Tempus is so successful they're getting their own mass bait threads now
Whoa...

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>>31101259
Constant SEGGs

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>>31101282
it's great, just avoid bringing that shit here because it causes tribal ars, we love all 4 guys

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>>31100843
https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1559746858716725249

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>>31100070
Ollie was not in the wrong because Ollie was completely unaware about the term. Vesper was in the "wrong" for knowing about the term and deciding to go with it and not explain it to Ollie till way later. However it was funny so i don't care.

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>>31101259
SEX. ALL SEX.

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>>31101215
>average posting
>we're in dead hours when fujos rule this places

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I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>31100693
Two cumsluts fight for Daddy's cock

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>>31101258
but galaxy pegasus is cool

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>>31100655
Why is Magni sucking everyone's dicks

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>>31100785
But the horse isn't trying to fuck one of them, and the one the horse was trying to fuck didn't turn his back on his friend for the horse

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>>31101259
God, Kama is so fucking hot bros

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>>31101418
I fucked that horse six times

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Magni and Ollie both thirsting for Noir is fucking hot and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

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>>31101418
Me when I want to spread a rrat

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How did you like my apostles /MANS/? is your faith faltering?
Ready to join my legion now??

Well believers? There's only so much bait threads you can ignore, sooner or later you'll be mine, why not make it now??

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss

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he looks retarded

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>>31101160
>>31101219
So basically the office?

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>>31101481
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

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>>31101561
bulge too big

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I LOVE MY MULTITALENTED DEMON LORD!

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>>31101561
Can we make his nipples better please? These two look like lubed up mosquito bites. Give him real man nipples

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>>31101541
Not really. It’s also a better sitcom than The Office imo

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>>31101481
My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred. In Tempus’s name, let none survive.

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>>31101561
Shaved very smooth...

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>>31101481
>check catalog
>see tempus baits
>smile
>ignore baits
>Find stealth /ag/ thread
>smile and thread watch
thanks for reminding me to check the catalog every now and then

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>>31101481
um can you please leave

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>>31101481
*cums on you*

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>>31101481
Do you make good chili?

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>>31101597
Is it even remotely possible to get 40k perms?

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>>31101910
Well Phase Connect has that one literally who with 40k perms

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MOOGNI DEZMOND

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https://twitter.com/mstarsgasuki/status/1560075975487938563/photo/1

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If you're teaming up with a woman to shit on a guy, you ain't a bro and are making it clear you'll undercut your "friends" to jockey for popularity among women. And if women are involved and it's every man for himself, unity is fucked and every man is a rival. Unironically Niji tier behavior tbqh. Tempus is over. Hope they're fine with the kind of fans that conduct attracts.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna suck and fuck the doggo so bad

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>>31101974
i love him he's so unhinged

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>>31101995
I want to play with his prostate using my dick.

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>>31101481

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>>31101977
that is not what happened you schizo faggot but i'm sick of seeing your same tired bait all day now

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>>31101481
I'm going to draw this guy getting gangbanged by Tempus.

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>>31101977
THERE WAS NO SHITTING GOING ON
You are over reacting.

Vesper was making light banter, as was ollie, and magni had to deal with it, which he did well. The stream then proceeded and a good time was had by all.

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That's why I didn't want female collabs
They attract the vtsisters

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>>31100536
>>31101573
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

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stealing magni's blue fleece blanket just so he can't get a good night's sleep

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>>31102189
Indeed, my brother.

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>>31102037
Post dick or GTFO

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>>31102164
Shut up vtsister

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MAG BE UPON YE

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>>31101977
There are 4 bait threads about this
Go to the catalog

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>You are a simple murabito, still standing in the ashen ruins of what was once your home village. There is a bowl of half-eaten chili and an unused bottle of copium on the ground. You are currently wearing Onion Armor.

>What will you do?

[CHECK INVENTORY AND STATS]
[FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY THE DEMON LORD’S PARTY WENT]
[DRINK A NICE COOL BOTTLE OF COPIUM]
[SEARCH THE RUINS FOR DAD’S CHILI RECIPE]

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>>31102223
Why would I send my dick pic to a bunch of bros here. Wait, we are all bros here, right?

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>>31102164
Been there done that since the /mags/ days newfagchama

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>>31102278
Remember the two magballs and one magtits? I miss them

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>>31102164
t. vtsisters

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>>31102275
>[SEARCH THE RUINS FOR DAD’S CHILI RECIPE]

Maybe this'll spare me from the demon lord's wra

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>>31102275
frantically presses
>[SEARCH THE RUINS FOR DAD’S CHILI RECIPE]

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>>31101977

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>>31102164
You should support their decision and not be a little fucking bitch man

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>>31101977
ogey threadreaderchama

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>>31100978
if you intend to do more of these, find somewhere to post them publicly (even if on a booru).
they're worth keeping

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>>31102385
>You search the ruins for Dad's chili recipe.

>YOU HAVE GAINED NEW ITEM: DAD'S SPAGHETTI RECIPE

>Dad's Spaghetti Recipe:
>His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
>There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, dad's spaghetti
>He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
>But he keeps on spaghetti

>The rest of the page is burnt and illegible.

[Anonymous No.]

Made version 2.0 please enjoy

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>>31102584
YO YO YO TEMPUS SENGEN

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>>31102512
man I don't even fucking know which booru to use
not gonna mess with twitter considering I mostly plan on /ss/ stuff
honestly if you could link me to a decent place to store these I'd be all ears

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>>31102346
i remember.
to that one anon who kept saying we'd ditch magni cause we got bored, i'm still here btw

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I want to have cute wholesome loving sex with Nowa Oji uuuu

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https://twitter.com/QwortyW/status/1560101514751926274/photo/1

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https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1560164602586902529?t=35YlOTZGpKvnBXtle2gLqQ&s=19

Magni can't catch a break today

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>>31102644
i wouldn't either, desu, i've never actually made porn before (lmao).
i usually use rule34.xxx when i'm looking for porn, though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XhuaqOW3Xk

for those of you who missed Leader's Cult of the Lamb as it is privated now. probably because of this honestly.

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>>31102778
>using the worst out of all the boorus

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>>31102778
They've got a rule against loli/shota, though.

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>>31102544
>You are a simple murabito, still standing in the ashen ruins of what was once your home village. There is a bowl of half-eaten chili and an unused bottle of copium on the ground. You are currently wearing Onion Armor and holding a half-burnt recipe for Dad’s Spaghetti.

>What will you do?

[CHECK INVENTORY AND STATS]
[FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY THE DEMON LORD’S PARTY WENT]
[DRINK A NICE COOL BOTTLE OF COPIUM]
[SEARCH FOR A SUITABLE WEAPON]
[NO FUCK WRONG RECIPE WHERE IS IT WHERE’S THE CHILI I NEED IT AAAAAAA]

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>>31102778
r34.xxx also aint super /ss/ friendly, so probably not there either

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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1560162585818849281

kek

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>>31102789
Woah

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>>31102854
absolutely burnt to a crisp

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>>31102854
ooooooh

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>>31102693
Explain to me how the fuck are these appealing in any way? I get liking Gundams, but these ugly Lego things?

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>>31102789
I will get in so I can do a duet offcollab with leader

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>>31102789
what the fuck
is this nigga good at everything?

[Anonymous No.]

I said I wouldn't take requests but I'm having trouble deciding here. which hologirl is built for /ss/ throatfucks

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>>31102810
if you're more familiar with boorus than i am, please suggest a better one

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>>31102967
noel

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>>31102967
Any hag

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>>31102967
Ollie obviously, shes the slag of hololive, she would almost be cute if she had like literally anything else to talk about.

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>Uncle Nowa keeping his distance
Are they... you know...?

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>>31102967
>/ss/ throatfucks
EN? probably kronii the titty monster
all branches? one of the jp hags like botan

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>>31102967
>throatfucks
The one correct choice is obviously singers like Suisei, Sora, AZKi or IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>got blocked for posting a thread advocating the firebombing of Indonesia
>probably don't have much longer before I get banned
It was nice knowing you. Please forgive me IndoCHADS!
SIKE! I REGRET NOTHING!

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>>31103072
you win
azki's underrated so I'm going for her

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>>31103073
based this is all ollies fault, she made vesper feel the need to fuck over magni for indog pussy

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>>31102544
An immense feeling of impending doom surges through my system. I try to decipher what's left of the burnt pages but there was simply no use. Were there truly no leads left? No way to satiate the burning rage within the Demon King? I have nothing left to my name but the clothes on my back, [DAD'S SPAGHETTI RECIPE], and the terrifying reality of the guild's next victims.

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>>31102584
GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN

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>>31102977
This is the only other one I know
booru.s o y

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>>31102789
>privated
Wtf why

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>>31103101
Vesper didn't do anything th
They dunk on axel much harder
And we know Magni acts like a little bitch sometimes (if you actually watch the streams)

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>>31103136
he played merry go round of life which is a ghibli song i don't think he got perms to play that lol

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>>31102967
Kronii. She's built for /ss/.

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>>31102840
Actually, scratch what I said in >>31103112

> Let's [DRINK A NICE COOL BOTTLE OF COPIUM] brother

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO MINDBREAK AXEL

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>>31103213
don't post this bitch here

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>>31103187
Oh.. makes sense I guess

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>>31103238
We know Nodoka

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>>31103250
which is unfortunate desu his cello playing was amazing despite not playing for years! he's multi-talented fr

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>>31103213
Kronii and Nowa tea collab when

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>>31103213
post this bitch here

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>>31103185
different situation, with axel its between the boys and in a playful attitude, the problem was its they continuously laughed about something that didn't even make sense, and he did it just to fit in with ollie, its just like he prioritized ollie over magni, which regardless of what you say, is not something bros should do, I still love vesper though but he really needs to not be pathetic like that and choose a girl he doesn't even know over his bro, the joke wasn't even coherent

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They are...
https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1560172848664104960

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>>31103090
I'm glad that you agree. Ravaging the well-maintained, precious throat of a singer with your dick has to feel extremely satisfying.

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>>31103101
I don't blame Ollie. I blame Ollie's Indog fans. The shitposting didn't get especially bad until it became around 10 AM in Jakarta.

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>>31103309
regussy...

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>>31103361
Fucking mother bitch shut fuck up

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>>31103260
nodoka‘s vanilla self can barely handle a-chan‘s light teasing, she wouldn‘t last a day in the sex chamber where i regularly give axel prostate massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103309
uohhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103213
>>31103295
This, can't wait. She's literally him

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>>31102346
>>31102669
magsis never delivered..

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>>31103112

>You remember the screams of terror as the Magmites descended like locusts upon the fields, stripping the wheat to the very roots.

>You remember the existential dread you felt as the Demon Lord grabbed the chili right out of your father's hands, devoured half of it, then declared it "mid" and threw the bowl to the ground.

>You remember the Dingo cackling madly as he mowed down the town elder, half the buildings and every villager in sight. You remember huddling in the cellar in fear as your mother and father told you to wait there until they returned.

>You remember leaving the cellar hours later, only to find charred desolation and all of your underwear missing.

It is almost too much to bear.

>>31103219
>You drink the copium.

>Whew, that's better.

>You have been cured of the following status ailments:
>Immense Feeling of Impending Doom
>PTSD

>But your thirst for vengeance cannot be quenched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103309
Regus Dickus

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103342
Post dick or GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103413
Women don't want to uphold their part of the bargain, I mean I get it I guess but fair is fair.

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE IS THE LEWDS

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>>31103435
What are you implying, anon?

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>>31103486
https://files.catbox.moe/c9y9gy.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Yo
https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1560171543811874818

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103395
Hello sir! Please do the needful!

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>>31103528
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/VFJpFRKyowo
This explains why Magni is being moody lately. He is literally having PMS

[Anonymous No.]

Look I’m sorry that you’re friend mocked you in front a of girl he was trying to date anon but the magni drama isn’t real

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>>31102840
>[NO FUCK WRONG RECIPE WHERE IS IT WHERE’S THE CHILI I NEED IT AAAAAAA]
Hmm I might learn some ancient magic if I try decipher this codex.

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>>31103635
???????????????????????

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I hope Vesper plays FTL for at least 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103697
There's no way you could enjoy a session of FTL under 1 hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103697
it's gonna feel a little weird for my SEAwagie ass having to catch up on the long VOD instead of enjoying and posting live with my /MANS/ bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103583
Please soon
I need fuel to finish the story I'm writing
I'm such a lazy fujo

[Anonymous No.]

Dwarf Fortress doko... also I hope to god they will play TTRPG on weekends so that even yuropoors like me can wake up super early for it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31102715
Magged Thursday

[Anonymous No.]

I pray every day for a Gura or Kiara collab so I can laugh at retards freaking out on the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>31101481
cringe rp, if you're gonna RP you should try to be funny

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I'm watching their ttrpg chat and your boys seem alright even though I hate dndrones

[Anonymous No.]

Magni’s not-boyfriend and his pals are getting merch. In case you want them, you gotta give up your money to Molly and play some crane games
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1560159818878373893

[Anonymous No.]

>>31100693
Rib breakers

[Anonymous No.]

jwu, why are there threads on Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103869
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103843
it'll be bait central

[Anonymous No.]

>>31100536
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103843
KFP are not that mentally ill, though. I think they would be fine since she already collabed with males before. She was literally the first to shill Tempus on twatter.
Though, cumcucks WILL absolutely go insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103642
>You attempt to decipher Dad's Spaghetti, but your Meme Lore skill is insufficient.

>Murabito Lvl. 1
EXP: 5

>Stats:
>STR 5
>SKL 5
>SPD 5
>LCK 0
>DEF 5
>RES 5
>CON 5

>Skills:
>Meme Lore: 1
>Bantz: 1
>Sing: 1
>Zatsudan: 1
>Drawstream: 1
>Bait: 1
>Chatwrangle: 1

>Current Skill Points: 0

>What will you do?

[CHECK GROWTH RATES]
[CHECK EXP TO NEXT LEVEL]
[SCREW LOOKING AT STATS LET'S FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103929
drama tourists, just ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103496
All fag posters are women until proven otherwise. I learned this from /int/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31099409
Kneel people of /MANS/

This is the TRUE 5th member of Tempus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104018
Another thing blown out of proportion? Damn tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103907
Official merch drawn by Gamma?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103583
UNA HORA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103987
I've noticed that a lot of Ame's unicorns jumped ship go Kiara so watching them being forced to jump ship again would be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103843
Gura collab will never happen
She knows EXACTLY what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104029
/int/ only has women (male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104068
https://files.catbox.moe/fox44z.mp4
Your 5th member is looking pretty submissive there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104162
OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Axel so cute...
https://youtu.be/UZz_XaxRAtQ?t=4195

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103424
Pfffft.

[Anonymous No.]

Feel free to use as you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103886
>spoiler
don't worry grognard, vesper will convince them to try other systems

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103907
Gamma's Rio looks extra girly to me for some reason, it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103424

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104115
Ame never had unicorns in the first place
Nor did Kiara
Unicorn = purity, and both had confirmed ex boyfriends before hololive
Ame does have a ton if goslings though and while they probably took a hit I think they're still hanging by a string in the off chance she never collabs with the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103991
Curious about this so...
>[CHECK GROWTH RATES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103843
just have the jannies play the altare and ame clip on catalog, the way they did with boy smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>31102854
shut up regus

[Anonymous No.]

Hoping that the TTRPG stream happens.

What kind of dumbass fantasy-like names the boy will come up with unless they'll use their own names instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25cxrYkIskE

blue demon lords actual duet cover when

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104246
>Growth Rates:
>STR: 30
>SKL: 30
>SPD: 30
>LCK: 60
>DEF: 30
>RES: 30
>CON: N/A

>Not a promising start, but according to legends of old there are Class Change items scattered throughout Elysium that would change these growths, and possibly your stats as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103991
NTA but
>[CHECK EXP TO NEXT LEVEL]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104499
That story in the end felt really fucking wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104559
he just loves his pops y'know? can you really blame him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104499
>EXP to Next Level: 5

>You remember your father telling you that Magmites were worth 5 EXP and 5 gold each, and could be found anywhere there are grasslands. You had always dismissed that information as almost completely irrelevant to life in a simple farming village until now.

[Anonymous No.]

I got the Nodoka card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104616
Love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103991
>[SCREW LOOKING AT STATS LET'S FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO]
I gonna go ham if I were to save the world from demon lord's madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104645
I do too

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104629
oh! then might as well press on before i get murdered by the hero party
>[SCREW LOOKING AT STATS LET'S FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO]

[Anonymous No.]

MANS.... save Astel......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtDh1vCQs1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104716
i love my giant boys sighh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104664
>>31104730

>Ayo, we don’t need all this minmaxing bullshit! We’ll just make shit up as we go, amirite?

>Dingo Affinity Increased

>You leave the smouldering ruins of your village behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104780
Can we start eating the magmites and turn our tongues purple with the magmite gush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104780
can i pilfer some magmites on the way to eat and recover hp, given they are incapacitated (still alive)?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already feeling tired trying to keep up with the streams as a SEAwagie and this is just one gen. When StarsEN2 drops, I might actually have to become a clipfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104846
>>31104882 (me)
we are...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104918
WE ARE... MURABITOANONS....

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjAVNhjzAzc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104716
I member a certain vTuber getting called tall while being 175cm. . . meanwhile regis gets memed lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104224
But he specifically wanted to make it accessible for the audience, hence picking the most marketed system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104780
So erm GM when do we start the grinding and be strong enough kidnapped Magni and mindbreak him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104955
being murabito is suffering, only regular stats at least our luk stat is decent...maybe we can eat a reverse magmite and get higher exp i'll heal other murabitoanons

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104716
he should have been shorter

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105101
NO SHOTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104846
>>31104882

>You fill the entire rest of your inventory with delicious MAGMITES.

>Despite being at full HP, you decide to eat one anyways. Which is a good way to kill them and gain EXP. How convenient!

>LEVEL UP

>SKL +1
>SPD +1
>LCK +1

>Available Skill Points: 5

>What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105098
Murabitoanon... does this mean we can form a party? A GUILD!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104749
I'm sorry I'm saving Aruran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx7wMRF-8d8&ab_channel=AruranCh.%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AB%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%82%B9

oh boy Japanese horror games are so fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105078
>Skill: Mindbreak is unavailable to the Murabito class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105132
I gonna add all my point to plot and schemes so that I can kidnap Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105132
i'll designate myself as the healer murabito
can i add points to my WIS? or whatever stat that i can increase heal and MP
>>31105150
are we gonna be the sidecast characters while the main characters actually get the spotlight? hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31104749
If Fuma can’t replace Kira in Astel’s heart, nobody in Tempus can

[Anonymous No.]

>>31100070
Mori.
but realistically it was Vesper, he was trying to impress Ollie at the cost of hazing Magni, I'm sure ojisan didn't mean for it to be like that either but it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105132
I want to be a the tank murabito if the other anon is gonna be the healer Murabito. The pain doesn't matter through sheer vengeance and goinf ALL IN on dingo points.

>>31105246
Hell yeah, brother. Elysium is a big place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31103486
The starsfujos that draw lewds are resting, please give them time. On another note, I haven't seen any Luxiem/Noctyx fujo artists paying enough attention to draw them. Its probably for the best, even if there's a few notable artists that draw really good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105345
I WANT TO MOLEST MAGNI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105065
first, dnd. later, easing the boys into other systems.
if their storytelling is good, normie viewers won't give a shit what the system is.
if their storytelling is bad, nobody will watch ttrpg streams regardless of system.
people play dnd because they don't want to learn new systems. tempus is ready to take on new challenges/learn new systems, especially with ves leading them. none of the viewers are going to start screaming "JUST PLAY DND AGAIN" so they'll be able to branch out eventually

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Nowa Oji uu......uuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105150
>>31105234
>>31105246
>>31105336

>You have encountered two other Murabito. You require one more party member to form a Guild, however.

>Murabito A:
New Skill:
Plots and Schemes: 5

>Murabito B:
New Skill:
Healing: 5

>Murabito C:
New Skill:
AUSSIE GRIP: 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105414
What are these posts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105336
we need to find other party members to form a guild apparently! >>31105414
>>31105441
playing rpg with other anons, the boys are rpg characters why not have fun with it besides blogposting and hornyposting? besides they lads are doing ttrpg soon anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105414
Shit we need a caster, anyone willing to play as a sage? You have to be over 30 year old to play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105522
Oh okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105400
Nowa Love

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel has Surgeon Simulator scheduled in 20 hours
I don't think he'll do too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105522
TTRPG thursdays with /MANS/ sounds kinda fun during dead hours. Pretty in theme too.

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie laughing over magni for 5minutes straight feels a bit mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105541
>You have to be over 30 year old to play it.
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105561
it'll settle down once streaming hours is coming or yurop anons are awake deadhours tend to be very horny and i think having fun and NOT being horny for once is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105609
Will you settle it with sage's apprentice perhaps?
-Murabito A

[Anonymous No.]

Magni will save TriNero

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105613
I don't mind. I doubt anyone minds. Anything is better than a not new IP still begging for attention like the one two posts above you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105593
yeah sounds nice! we don't even have to be overly descriptive, we can just have greentext jrpg texts to play around the idea and not straining the DM/GM with lengthy lore (since tempus lore is goofy despite the serious tone of the manga anyways)

[Anonymous No.]

I never see Axel's stalker anymore, she used to be the first reply of every tweet. Did the Nodoka thing drive her away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105652
I'm sorry no. Perhaps someone else will take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105659
But first he has to wear the dress and the wig

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105659
put on the wig
t.ougaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105677
maybe the axel yume that had a menhera breakdown threads ago was the same one as the stalker? she was in legit shambles about it
captcha: 402xp
wow i gained exp from that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105522
>>31105652

>Along the path you encounter a Sage's Apprentice.

>Sage's Apprentice Lvl. 2
>Stats:
>MAG 7
>SKL 5
>SPD 3
>LCK 2
>DEF 0
>RES 7
>CON 3

>Skills:
>Meme Lore: 5
>Bantz: 0
>Sing: 0
>Zatsudan: 3
>Drawstream: 1
>Bait: 0
>Chatwrangle: 0

>Current Skill Points: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105671
We'll match the goofiness of the boys. Honored to have the [AUSSIE GRIP] too. I hope they have a good session zero with Vesper behind the scenes. Really good call on his part too, I'm surprised I'm not seeing it more even when it seems like it should be common practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105659
He’s too late for that. Ougaman already has Iofi, Risu, and Fubuki to cheer him up while Shien has Rikka and Kuku

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105716
>LFG request getting rejected.
NOT LIKE THIS, IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I EXPERIENCE THAT IN MMO

[Anonymous No.]

... Thread going to shit real bad... Can't wait for the spotlight to fuck off away from /mans/ so things can go back to being comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105677
No. Unironically it was Yagoo who cucked her. Take note that Axel's roommate was more JP oriented back then, I'd imagine she's getting jaded because Axel being in EN feels alien to her

[Anonymous No.]

*Tempus gain subscribes at very slow pace*
>Because few people care enough to check them out
>Viewers are more likely to to check them out if they are exposed to clips
>They are plenty of Tempus clips, but they only get a low amout of views
>They get a low amout of views because they are not nearly as clickbaity as most other chuubas
>Clips are incredibly clickbaity when the thumbnails are taken from lewd art or hentai
WHERE IS THE LEWDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105818
there's not enough porn of tempus to use as a defense yet so it sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105818
We have the upcoming Mori stream collab anon. Weather it out, weather it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105751
>insight check on this guy
Meeting Sage's apprentice outside of their tower seems kinda sus.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want this week to be over with, jesuschrist, I hate these fucking morons. This it's what I feared about girls collabing with Tempus, not the girls themselves but the mentally ill crowd that they drag in with them where they go.
Just a couple days more, hang in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105677
Shes still talking about him on her twitter, so no shes still around

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105901
>Insight check success!
>It appears that the Sage's Apprentice has been forced out of his tower due to not paying rent on time. Will you accept him into the party and form a new guild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105922
Expect more collabs with the girls next week which will then bring more retards in here

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/5xnadb.png
/ss/ screenshot wip for the night
gonna try to animate this tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105957
>My mind has been warped by dingo instinct

Without thinking, I say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105836
Change Tempus to JPStars and it's literally the same. It's the Holostars debuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105836
they are doing fine, growing slow and steady
if anything, the only thing they really need, -sadly- are better models, something more appealing to the masses
if you take Kuzuha as an example, he's talented and fun and all, but he wouldn't be as famous if it wasn't for his cool-looking model
they are vtubers at the end of the day, people want to see good rigging and perfect anime faces
Gura is fun and talented, but people gave her a chance because she looks cute

so, we'll have to wait for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105818
>>31105922
What the hell are you talking about, schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106000
fuck I linked the wrong image
it's this one
https://files.catbox.moe/8906ec.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106000
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105957
i welcome the apprentice (hoping they can at least pay inn fees)
-murabito b

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, any of you niggers remember the lolita brand Vesper mentioned in one of his zatsus?
I have an idea and I need to get references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105990
I am certain there also will be. The girls who are at least not ignoring them have a new toy to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106021
If the boys get the same pacing as the stars, when can we hope for any updates/outfits/3Ds anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106031
Why azki though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106074
she's hot and underrated and I want that pretty throat ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106073
>If the boys get the same pacing as the stars
>when they are under holoen’s slow management
Roru
Rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105957
>>31106043
Gm, I wanna clarify something about the sage's apprentice, if he were to gain income or took a bath will it be considered breaking Sage's oath, and what will happen to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106008
>Murabitos B and C allow the Sage's Apprentice into the party.

>PARTY RANK UP: GUILD

>END OF DISK 1
>INSERT DISK 2

(And that ends the session for tonight murabitoanons. We now return to our regularly scheduled lewd dead hours.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106073
>when can we hope for any updates/outfits/3Ds anon?
in about 4-5 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106071
Baby, The Stars Shine Bright

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105932
>>31105677
If Axelotl prime can take Nodokagate in stride, why can't you /mans/hera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106112
Thank you /MANS/ GM, see you next Thursday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106111
It would be considered breaking Sage's Oath, yes, and he would lose all his levels and skills and revert to Murabito class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106112
thank you!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106073
>>31106125
Judging by the phase of Hololive doing things recently I have a feeling it will take 2 years or 1 year since no one cares about covid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106126
thanks, king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106106
SHINOVE TASUKETEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106112
Thanks for the DMing, I love it.
-Murabitos A

[Anonymous No.]

Sisters… they’re making fun of us…

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106141
Axelotl prime has a boyfriend. She's a mega fan but she knows her boundaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>31105677
she's planning something

[Anonymous No.]

Predict the yabcollabs
>Apex
Ollie AltareAxel
Bae MagniAxel
KoboAltare
>Nowa Interviews
Kronii
Risu
Kiara
Ame
Gooba
A-chan
>ASMR chats
AltareFauna
AltareKronii
AltareMumei
AltareAme
>Karaoke streams
AxelMori
AxelKiara
AxelGooba
AxelBae
AltareAme
AltareMumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106179
you're welcome! he also mentioned angelic pretty as well! he's quite based in lolita clothing tastes so yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106167
You severely underestimate EN management’s incompetency

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106233
Is that a cup of blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106260
>blood
you mean TEA, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106233
My that's a big tea!

[Anonymous No.]

can your orange aussie replace the female aussie....please....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106255
It's under Omega's side. I like to believe they will be less incompetency than Myth's

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106189
Sorry anon but Tempus are completely out of Shinove’s jurisdiction. He can’t help them in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106223
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106278
No, Uncle Nowa did say he drank blood once in a whi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106316
>omega’s side
Irys was handled by omega and look at how her vsinger thing turned out

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106303
anon I'm itching for tempus/starsjp as much as the next starsfag but robaeru drunk marika is gonna be so fucking kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106147
Damn, Imagine the risk of having a bad stealth checks and possibly catching a disease because of how stinky he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106352
ANON? ANON???????? OH MY GOD LEADER GOT HIM EVERYBODY RU

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106331
>gets the stars debuff
>none of the good management
g-great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106367
anon, think of the threads.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106402
>letting the threads get in the way of your enjoyment of high quality content
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106398
>stars debuff
They’re already getting more than 2k viewers each when a majority of the stars can’t even break past 1k
Tempus is doing fine, they’re not debuffed as much as tempusfags like to say they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106402
Why do you care about /here/ so much? Just focus on the stream man.

[Anonymous No.]

can someone link to the controversial mag moment from the apex stream yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106424
I was half joking about the debuff but I really want to see their 3D...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106424
Compare them to the rest of the EN branch, if they where girls they would have an average of 5-8k viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106424
With no debuffs they'd be at 20kCCV

[Anonymous No.]

I thought about making a male /horni/ thread, but there are so few lewds.
WHERE IS THE LEWDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106357
>Irys was handled by omega
Yeah, can they even do anything when Redjuice is known to be a huge procrastinator in the fucking anime industry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106424
All i hoped for them was to be decent 3views, so i am happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106490
>>31106519
quit numberfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106540
They don't reach out to redjuice for stuff, it's not his fault
https://litter.catbox.moe/45b7af.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106540
>Why he doesn't want me Pako

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106554
Shut up, they deserve better.

[Anonymous No.]

Now hold on there /MANS/. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt, if the boys don't get ANYTHING within 4-6 months. We can safely assume they'll have the usual low-priority treatment that EN branch is known for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106554
That was obviously not a serious post anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106591
They’re already doing better than the entire jp stars branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106591
Anon, they haven't been streaming pass the second month ...

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone seems to be so fucking hyped up for FTL. Is it actually good are you guys just nostalgia baiting? Is it like Mappestory, Warcraft, or Runescape where the game is actually garbage but people still remember it fondly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106525
If you make one it'll be filled to the brim with Nijiboys. Is that what you really want?

[Anonymous No.]

so, /MANS/ how would you see a role/class reversal with these two?
what would be a scholar leader be like? what would be an alchemist dingo be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106634
Most of Holostars deserve better.

[Anonymous No.]

I love that there're like 4 fucking bait threads in catalog and inside people are just "Holy shit our boy made it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106655
The game is great but whether you'll enjoy watching it depends on the type of content that you like. Fantastic music at least

[Anonymous No.]

IDK about you guys, but I thought they're being handled pretty well. Despite the shitty 1 hour restrictions, their debut went mostly well and you could tell they're trying to give everyone a taste of Tempus as a whole so that they can grow together as a unit.
They have an original song released too. It's not the best obviously but it's still kino as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106591
don't you fucking talk to me about chuubas deserving better
yes they do but posting about it on this board aint gonna do shit to help that
so either do something to help get them out to more people or shut the fuck up and keep watching them make it themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106655
I legitimately believe that there is not a single roguelike player who hates FTL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106709
Well, a lot of people unironically wanted the same treatment as the girls, which is, frankly speaking, not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106525
sorry anon
I'm a straight man who's primarily into /ss/, at least when it comes to chuubas so I can't help you out on the male horni front

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106676
they made what? the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31106744
Nah, they're still considered Holostars. I'm happy enough that they're getting better treatment than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes aside, despite it being about an innocent hobby, this board is the most degenerate 4chan board I've had the displeasure of visiting

[Anonymous No.]

Vesisters, should I write a wholesome Nowa Oji/(You) fic? I've been craving the warm thoughts for him and (You) scenarios... I have a lot of ideas I just can't write too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>[BIG DRAMA]
>watch the clip
Ollie is in the wrong

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>>31106778
Even more than other boards? I doubt it.

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>>31106816
Do it there is no downsides

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>>31106424
Are you joking? I love Magni and Vesper both are my eternal broshis since debut
And I even can admit their models are shit, NOT the design, the rigging and that's very fucking important
Axel and Regis look better but my two fav really need a rework

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>>31106714
>keep watching them make it themselves
preach brother

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I have to see all the tempus boys in cute frilly dresses. I hate what Tempus has done to me. What fujos in this thread has done to me.

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>>31106816
Just write them out, anon. As a fellow writeanon, the best way to get better is to just keep writing. You can look back and improve your previous pieces later.

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Here’s something fun: if you tune into Ollie/Bae/A-Chan watch-along w/ Tempus debut you can hear A-Chan cutely calling out to Vesper by his pet name “Vespa” yfw you realize A-chan and Nowa already had a relationship before the debut and A-chan is the first “Vestie” pre-dating most fujos here ;)

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>>31106828
It was unironically the most I've laughed in 1.5 years of watching Hololive. Bless Ollie

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>>31106828
I mean, I watch Ollie, and well, it's not that she's wrong, it's just that she too zoomer and horni for her own good

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>>31106861
*vespy

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>>31106840
I don't get that for Vesper; his model looks really good to me

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>>31106861

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How was the Apex Collab bros? I'm too afraid of cringe to watch the VOD

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Here’s something fun: if you tune into Ollie/Bae/A-Chan watch-along w/ Tempus debut you can hear A-Chan cutely calling out to Vesper by his pet name “Vespy” yfw you realize A-chan and Nowa already had a relationship before the debut and A-chan is the first “Vestie” pre-dating most fujos here ;)

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>>31106778
There's worse out there like /pol/, /v/, /b/, /vg/, maybe more, but otherwise yeah... I get like some skanks attracting actual basement-dwelling unicorns and whiny unicorns in turn attracting trolls that want to shit on them, but I don't get the dramafags. Like, they could have so much fun on some other board or lolcow gossiping about hasan, h3h3 and other political streamers but no, they come here for some reason.

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>>31106916
*vespie

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>>31106893
Magni and Noir are also my eternal broshis and I really love their designs. The glasses on Vesper's model really impress me. Magni also has that model scuff but it has so much meme factor ala Risu's first model that I'll treasure it forever.

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>>31106914
11/10 after the first half but it's a shame that the best player wasn't able to stream his POV

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>>31106914
solid. started out a lil stilted and awkward but got better as time went on. better than the Mori collab. still have to deal with Ollie's frightened screeches while playing Apex a few times though

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>>31106851
YES YES YES GOOD ANON
JOIN THE DRESS AND FEMININE CLOTHES HELL WITH ME

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>>31106914
Just watch the last 30 minutes

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>>31106914
I had a lot of laughs from their bants, so top quality imo

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>>31106861
he's me, so she says that about me

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>>31106957
They need to balance out the discord volume
>Ollie volume is too high
>Magni is just right
>Vesper is too soft.

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>>31106914
it was fun and Ollie is cute

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>>31106828
Vesper is in the wrong for not sticking to his bro

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>>31106914
Watch the 2nd half. Ollie was a bit annoying and trying to force some jokes but it paid off when Nowa finally reciprocated and decided to shit on Magni.

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>>31107069
Magni likes stickin it tho

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>>31106836
>>31106855
I'll try to write one by this weekend, anons. Thanks!

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>>31107014
I got to ask, Is it not too obvious in the streamer's perspective? Can they not hear if the volumes are either too high or too low?

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I hope we see her again. Stream was fun

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>>31106893
Face too long and pointy, he looks weird with glasses when he's not close to the screen

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>>31107144
Anon, this is Ollie we’re talking about. You’ll definitely see her again and again and again and again and again

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>>31107144
zombie erotic...

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>>31106828
Ollie was not wrong, she was just ignorant. It's not her fault. There is also no wrong cause the moment was good.
>Was funny
>Gave Magni the opportunity to address something that's been bothering him
>Skyrocketed chemistry

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Okay can someone explain to me why you guys found the collab with ollie so funny? It was just the same kind of "sexual innuendo" over and over again, is this really what you find entertaining or are you just laughing at magni because he was annoyed by the obvious annoying retard shit? Genuinely I can't comprehend why anyone would find it funny, all vesper did was feed into the same jokes and laugh, knowing they made no sense.

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>>31107206
It's just a little wholesome back massage anon. Ollie had lumbar pains that needed fixing

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>>31107242
>are you just laughing at magni because he was annoyed
Yes

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>>31107242
that's Tempusfags for you. thinking bottom of the barrel content is entertaining

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>>31107242
Ollie and Vesper's laughs were contagious and Magni played the straightman role masterfully

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>>31107144
Yeah it could be that you are a zomkek, or anytbing maybe you're just retarded and horny so you want to make everything just sexual tension

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>>31107275
Post an actually funny holo moment

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>>31107242
Have you never bantered with friends? Ever hear of taking the piss outta someone?

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>>31107242
If you already dislike Ollie, then obviously you're going to dislike this collab

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>>31107359
This isn't always true with the boys. I hated Mori, the Vesper collab changed that

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>>31107245
bratty zombina... massage correction needed!

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I remember when /MANS/ was a comfy place with either lewding the boys or being scared of Leader.

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>>31107242
There are five threads to post your diaper shitting meltdown, troon

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>>31107308
Yeah totally I banter with my friends by teaming up on them with random women to shit on them to look cool in comparison, by the way banter doesn't equal funny, I guess being unfunny and talking about a remote up your cunt is banter, or like talking about sticking it? That's not Even sexual at all, like should at least tell a fucking joke that makes sense if you are bantering. I think you guys just confuse laughing with being horny for a girl who spent the entire stream making sexual remarks

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>>31106914
Like anon said, Ollie's screams are loud but that last half was mint

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>>31107242
I found it funny but not because of Ollie but Nowa. Guy's charisma is off the charts he could joke about the shittiest sex joke and I'd laugh

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>>31107403
We're still in the aftermath of a collab and with another one coming tomorrow, It'll take a while until the tourist leave

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>>31107386
Same, I hated mori but when I watched the collab I kind of liked her, it's the opposite here for me, I watched the collab and I hated ollie immensely. Like it's fucking bizarre to have someone you've never met before and talk about weird sexual shit while magni mentioned that he needs to regulate the stuff that's on his channel, and having your mate basically join in on fucking with you with a girl who is literally the vshojo of hololive.

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>>31107427
Are you autistic or a woman or both? Juvenile, borderline nonsensical stuff can be funny, given how the people in the group handle it.

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Take this conversation to one of your bait threads already

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>>31107498
Give Magni some credit too. Even when he's the butt of the jokes he knows how to react well to play the audience

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>>31107412
Kill yourself faggot, you can't even answer why it was funny, it wasn't you're a fucking retard who is like a horny monkey, and think that's good content to just be bizarrely sexual and completely shallow as fuck. If I wanted that I would look at porn, I like tempus for the actual funny interactions, not to be a diseased monkey who can't stop thinking about sex

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Braved the catalog to find /mans/ and as I scrolled down I saw Magni is getting multiple bait posts.
Tempus has made it! They are relevant enough to get bait posts made about them!

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one more question before I sleep, wondering if I keep the next KK anim as a simple loop or go for broke and try a full animation. sorry that I keep bringing it up instead of just shutting up and delivering but I’m new to this and I want to bring the good shit to yall

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>>31107547
Maybe if you're literally a retard, yes, it's funny you called me autistic though when your humor is hurr peepee hurr cunt remote

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>>31106916
She also called Magni "hot". That meaning nothing since she's still not proficiant at English.

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>>31107586
You can't even see the thread already discussed this multiple times and moved on retard. None of Ollie's yab bait jokes was funny

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>>31107598
They grow so fast anon... I'm so proud they're popular enough to get schizos.
>>31107616
What does KK anim mean? Sorry I must have missed your previous posts.

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Stop replying to the socially stunted anon that cant into banter

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>>31107498
Okay I agree that he is funny, just wish he didn't feed into her shit, I found it funny when she was telling jokes at the beginning and no one was laughing, saying shit like is this a bit, that's actually funny.

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Is Vesper replacing Rushia in Holodeath?

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Mori and Ollie down. Magni and Noir down. I wonder who the first girls to collab with Regis and Axel will be.
I personally haven't cared much for either of the collabs and the only genuinely entertaining English speaking people in the company, Gura and Fauna, won't be collabing with the boys anyway.

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>>31107675
koikatsu animation
making /ss/ stuff

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>>31107121
Yeah, streamer and viewer have different perspective that is why they need to either tune it in discord or in the obs.

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I fucking love the catalog
all me

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>>31107703
>Regis and Axel
Kobo and Bae/Zeta

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>>31107652
That's not what I saw but yeah, I found it funny in the beginning when it was awkward because they were kind of making her look fucking weird which wad funny to me, at the end though idk I liked it better when she was feeling awkward

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>>31107703
>>31100536

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>>31107683
>They've been posting for at least the past 6 hours
That's one determined schizo

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>>31107121
It’s not which is why many of them regularly ask chat at the start of their streams to double check their volume so they can adjust if needed

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>>31107697
>uncle nowa in holodeath
>not the person who’s actually a dead person

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>>31107694
I think that's why it made it even better though. For an hour none of them were biting Ollie's zoomer humor and when they did it was perfect, the fact that it was Nowa, the boomer who is usually the straight-man during collabs, was the one who played along with Magni, the one who always baits this kinds of sexual innuendo, was the victim. Ollie started the joke sure but it was the boys' bit that made it perfect

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>>31107683
You don't banter with fucking women you don't know retard. Bantering isn't to style on your friends in front of random fucking people. It's something you do among your friends exclusively.

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If Magni graduates it will be because Hololive wasn’t what he was looking for and go back to his past life with his 700k followers
If Vesper graduates it’s because he will accidentally create a yab so big he will be remembered as Rushia 2.0

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>>31107815
Aren't vampires generally considered undead?

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>>31107427
This immediately reads as projection to me. You're interpreting the stream in the most cynical, bad-faith way possible regarding the dynamics of the situation. Ollie is ESL with a clearly limited understanding of the phrase "sticking it" and Vesper was just playing it up for laughs; Magni made it easy due to how flustered he was getting. This is really simple shit.

Read between the lines and you can see that he was never actually offended at anything being said. You know it's gone too far when the persona kayfabe has been dropped, which never happened. These are all skilled entertainers, with two of them being fresh-faced and full of energy, no less.

They *all* were having a good time and wanted to do more streams by the end. It boggles my mind that someone could have walked away from that stream angry or offended about anything.

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WE MAGGIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elLblZUpmd4

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>>31107832
Idk I'll rewatch it, maybe I missed something

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>>31107815
Vampires are dead too

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>>31107859
>nowa a vampire
meds now

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>>31100655
why are magni's boobs bigger than nodoka's??

[Anonymous No.]

>Drawing collab
>Multi POV
???????????

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>>31107861
Definitely looked like vesper was being a suck up to ollie, it seemed more about gelling with her than actual comedy

[Anonymous No.]

are we pretending to like ollie now

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>>31107797
Truly Tempus is rent free in anons head.
/mans/bros what does it feel like to lose? I've forgotten what it's like since Tempus debuted.

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>>31107873
Aw hell yeah, a blessing in this thread full of schizophrenia butt mad baiters.
MAGGIN TIME

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>>31107971
Didn't they have multiple frames up for the Apex collab before closing 2 of them? Might be that again.

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nodoka sex

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>>31108018
not before I fuck her first before you Axel, you dog

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie's zoompussy

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>>31107971
Hang on let me channel my inner Mori schizo
>Mori invited Magni for a collab because he's the most popular Tempus boy but she didn't want her motives to be known so she convinced Magni to stream his POV in order to "split" the viewers
That should be good tentative answer until an actual schizo comes out

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>>31107975
They've known each other for months and have an established rapport. It shouldn't surprise anyone that either would be extra chummy with their senpai and taking the occasional pot shot at their friends due to having a much better understanding of their personal boundaries.

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>>31107616
(fr it’d be cool to get some input on this I’m an indecisive autistic moron who never knows what to do until someone tells me)

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>>31107873
THREAD THEME NOW

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>>31107837
>You don't banter with fucking women you don't know retard
While this is true, I'm not entirely convinced Ollie and the Tempus boys are literally strangers to each other prior to the collab.

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>>31107683
"""""banter"""""

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>>31107983
They boys like Ollie they even play with her off stream

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>>31107815
Uncle nowa literally said he's inside Holodeath what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1560188849958965248

AXEL WANTS YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES SO YOU BETTER LISTEN

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>>31108217
Go back femcel

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah mate good bantz on that Apex collab ay

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>>31107837
>You don't banter with fucking women you don't know retard
They literally play with her offstream you goddamn monkey.

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>>31108127
They might have interaction prior to going public. But at most they probably only introduce themselves as coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108276
>vods will be there!! (If I don’t do an oopsies
This honest retard...

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>>31108276
It's just not the same...

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>>31108255
Until there’s an actual stream with those 3 it’s not really a thing yet

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>>31108276
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>first this shit now another mori collab
being a tempus fan isn't easy

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder Magni invited ollie (everybody saw the twitter post) and at the end of the day they all had fun and all the people watching had fun.
This is a fabricated drama but I love how tempus is getting bait threads on catalog now, that's actually a good thing for the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108389
axelsister...he cares for you...you don't want him to be sad, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108276
>yumebaiting

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>>31108545
Sorry pal, they’ll be their only collab partners from now on so you’ll have to get used to it

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>>31107861
Nothing is funny about someone laughing about something that isn't funny, laughing doesn't automatically make the thing funny, it's like acting retarded and someone being annoyed that you are being retarded is somehow funny? The only thing that was sort of funny is when vesper said that everything he said is a double ententre ironically. But then they proceeded to just laugh and say sticking it repeatedly, the fuck. Lol maybe I just have a higher bar for humor, people laughing doesn't make me laugh and vesper didn't even say anything funny he just repeated sticking it. Also the logic of what you said implies that he was faking being annoyed, it would only have been funny if he was actually annoyed, so which is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108656
holy shit just shut the fuck up already

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>>31103987
>equating a dislike for collabs to mental illness
Nah, it's your nihilistic, hedonistic ilk who's always complaining about muh anxiety, muh ptsd and muh depression.
Stop projecting and imlrove yourself. I don't want Kiara to collab with the boys, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108073
Alright I didn't know they had been talking for months, that's more understandable. I thought he immediately began sucking her asshole upon first meeting her.

[Anonymous No.]

uncle nowa but ragnarok online

[Anonymous No.]

I want to violate Nodoka! Touch her intimate parts, tear apart her clothes and have my way with her until my balls are dry.

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>>31108642
I'd rather them be solo then only collab with the most annoying holomembers, did anyone actually enjoy the mori collab? deadbeats need not reply

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>>31108765
Uncle Nowa but silly drawn by me

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>>31108800
You guys unironically liked the ollie collab but disliked the mori one huh? Why bexauwe the jokes werent just hurr fuck cum XD retard zoomer shit for an hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108812
now draw magni next coward

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/suramistatua/status/1560009553307226112/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108800
It wasn't that great but wasn't terrible either

[Anonymous No.]

>>31108812
Next draw your tits, since you owe it to us.

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>>31108840
I wasn't really a fan of either, but I'd prefer ollie over mori any day