/HiRyS/ General - Team HarimauLose Edition

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>Latest Stream
https://youtu.be/yMtMiPR6a1I

>STREAM QUARTER BRAVERY
https://cover.lnk.to/QuarterBravery
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXA

>OMOCAT merch
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>AnniverseRyS merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_an1st
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_an1st_sma

>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits

>Channel / Twitter
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g
https://twitter.com/irys_en

>Originals
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc
>Covers
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8m

>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke
https://i.miss.irys.moe/

>Previous thread
>>30894320

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*sip* Ah...

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>>30950584
Remove the anniversary merch next threads

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I love IRyS!

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>>30950641
I was gonna do it but I forgot

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I WILL MARRY IRyS!

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>>30950672
This brat!

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>>30950739
I'm already married to her

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>>30950584
I Love IRyS, that is all.

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Man Nijifags has been working overtime lately. Stay safe bros and don't go to catalogue

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I want IRyS to cover English song.

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Group pics
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1559426591758770176

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>>30950834
I never pay attention to their avatar, but did ENs get a new avatar that have the same face with ID and JP?

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>>30950896
https://namemc.com/profile/IRySuperGlue.1

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>>30950896
>>30951583
That's her redesign

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>>30951615

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>>30950834
>Kronii gazing longingly at IRyS
I know that feeling, bro.

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piggy needs a stern scolding about talking while others are speaking did her parent teach her not to be rude

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>>30952014
Of course not

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https://twitter.com/angelchama333/status/1559463271182237696

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>>30952107
Angelchama shipping again

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>>30952107
Imagine the smell

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link for the art please...

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>>30952629

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I got fucking banned for three days for calling a nijinigger who was slandering irys nigger under the racism rule. Fuck this board. I didn't like the ban

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airisu rust stream later?

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>>30953299
get more creative with the name-calling, you fucknut butterass

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>>30951583
Waooo... She's brighter than Gondor's beacon.

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I can only fap to IRyS solo images or with another Holo for some reason

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>>30951615
Kek they bleached her minecraft skin

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I spent nearly $250 dollarydoos on anniversary merch and have major buyers remorse. Im not even a huge otaku, the fuck am I going to do with a body pillow?? I blame you fucks for rotting my brain

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>>30955159
You might be able to make a profit on Ebay

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>>30954909
Post more feet pics pls

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>>30955561
After what your fanbase did today, do to not have any self respect?
I can understand the jokes and all and sometimes even i play into it, but you fuckers have no respect or honour

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I thought Bae and IRyS wanted to do a watchalong for this concert or something?
Have I just been rused by this thread again?

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>>30955746
check the schedule, retard

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>>30955771
There is no schedule.

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I was confused with people complaining about IRyS and Kronii being loud since I watched Anya's POV and their volume is very low. Then I checked Reine's VOD and they were much louder.

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>>30955655
What did I do?
I just came here to jack off

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>>30955801
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c

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>>30955159
Resell it.

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timerys HATE

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>>30954909

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>>30953299
Complaining about bans is also bannable, newfag.
This is the only way you’ll learn.

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>>30955561
You deserve to be tied up and forced to watch your mother raped to death, footfag. To say nothing of your own punishment.

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>>30958997
They're safe /here/
The Jannies don't come to /HiRyS/ often unless you're submitting actual doxx or false-reports of doxx ;)

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>>30955159
Learn from your mistake and move on, impulse buyer.
I spent about $500 on foreign language lessons 7 years ago that I never ended up taking. Thank God I’m loaded.

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>>30955159
>fuck am I going to do with a body pillow
Did you forget it's IRyS' body pillow? She'll let you do anything you want.

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Just do some searching on "femboy milkshakes" and why the heck is there an IRyS gif within the first 5 images?

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>>30960586
You should question your life choices

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>>30960586
Watta fuck is za femcoin???

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Where's IRyS?

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>>30962571

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>>30962584
She's not home yet it's only 10:30 PM

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>>30962584
Hiding from her responsibilities >>30962571

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I wish Irys was single so she could spend 10 hours a day streaming rust instead of getting railed

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>>30955159
why blame me you fucking retard?

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>>30963190
males collab timeloop next

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HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

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>>30963249
JUICER PRESS

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>>30963249
what's your secret?

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>>30963276
No...

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TsundeRyS...

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>>30963318
I'LL SHOW YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>30963399
IRyS SAVE ME AIIIIIIIIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

So how's life in the Bae's accessory thread

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>>30963777
She's Kronii's accessory now

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>>30963777
Do brraps really consider bae to be the power figure in the shipbait

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>cuckbratt
Eww

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>>30964019
She’s certainly more powerful than piggums.

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>>30965809
She's not
She just appears that way because she's a slut that lacks the proper training

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>>30966101
We love sluts here

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airisu

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>>30967117
yes?

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>>30967145
STREAM

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I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

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Looks like IRyS opened a store and Matsuri was around(check the map)
https://youtu.be/Iq8LOxtr1_8

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>>30969195
Bratty nephilim got addicted to another game, needs correction

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>>30969726
THIS BRAT UOOOOOHHHH

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>>30969726
It’s Aki Rosenthal falling in love with Ark all over again.
Though maybe not on that level. I think Aki was doing daily 12-hour streams at one point.

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>>30970046
Yeah she'll never reach Aki/Choco levels with a game thank god

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i love my japanese wife アイリス

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>>30970521
Piggy is American first and foremost.

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>>30970046
Don't worry, she'll never reach Aki and Choco addiction level. Not even Moona who camped the server during her heyday could reach them.

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I WILL ENTER JAPAN EARLY NEXT YEAR AND I WILL DO SO MANY THING TO HER LIKE WATCHING HER PERFORMANCE ON HOLOFES4

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>>30971867
Kino part, Kaela acted like a fucking satan.

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slutty nephilim

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>>30974618
My slutty nephilim

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Kiara hates IRyS confirmed

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ogey

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rrat

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>>30974854
sauce onegai so I can shove it to KFP and make them mad by making KiaraRyS ship

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>>30974618
>>30974723
Post proof

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IRyS post something

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>>30976016
She's done her one hololive activity for the day, the slot is used, don't be needy

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https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0531556522001814
we now know why dumbRyS exists

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>>30976297
Good thing hope soda has no HFCS or she'd be in even worse shape...That shit actually makes you stupid no meme

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>>30976297
DumbRyS has always been the price God extolled for making her cute as fuck.
Noel is also dumb as a brick, and it’s obvious where God made up the difference.

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>>30977288
Noel is one of the smartest holos across all branches

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>>30977288
Holy shit literally watch streams. Noel is unironically one of the smartest holos and has shown that dozens of times.
IRyS is also maybe 6/10 cute, 7/10 on a good day

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https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1559606779692318720
Sonic watchalong when? it would be nice if she would give some kind of idea when the next stream will be...

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>>30977394
>>30977432
>doesn’t list a single example
Unless she’s doing graduate level math on her streams, she’s not even at Ollie’s level. And Ollie’s not that smart.

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>>30977553
SONIC HATE

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>>30977553
Gotta go fast…

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>>30977394
Financially, yes, she's one of the few girls that's not retarded with their money

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>>30977623
In the first place what the fuck is the basis for calling her stupid. It's not like she's being called smart because she can do math, she basically never does anything stupid even for clip bait. She's consistently responsible and thoughtful

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>>30977553
so that's why she was saying "speed of light" so much in her Rust stream

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It might be the meds but I find this debate about chuuba intelligence highly amusing.

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>>30950584
IRyS was literally the one who commented on the length of their uniform pants, and Kronii made fun of her looking like a prisoner with long pants, yet the artists keep drawing shorts on her.

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>>30977553
Chadcast is already on the schedule though

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>>30978029
Just because you wanna fuck the retard with fat tits doesn’t mean she’s thoughtful or intelligent.

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>>30978184
Good. IRyS is SEX. It's not her fault she got given the wrong outfit. She should have had Anya's 1px wide shorts

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>>30978275
She could at least say it's vocal rest until then or she might do a short stream or whatever
I know this is a stale timeloop at this point. Just would like a little crumb of her plans

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>>30978275
SADCAST will never be an IRyS stream

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IRyS?
More liek
>SMELLRyS
hmmmmmmmmmm yeah

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hairy butthole general

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愛リス

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>>30978394
Too busy screaming “daddy!” while the sound engineer plays hide the hot dog with her to rest her voice.

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>>30978907
Let your grandma sleep IRyS

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>>30978596
Waxes.

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>>30977553
Escape From The City cover when?

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>>30981450
Not a chance

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>>30978394
This week she made it clear that the next stream would be chadcast and later the watch along with bae.
You dont watch streams. Fake fan.

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>>30977553
i dont want to brush up on my sonic lore reps...

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>>30982202
She never said that. She said those were coming up but not that it would be the next stream. In fact I don't think she even mentioned chadcast, just the watchalong. She said she wanted to do a SC reading and also the members stream, but didn't say when. Fake fan.

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>>30981481
The homos wanted to cover it but couldn't get permissions

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>>30982202
How can you accuse someone of not watching streams and be so wrong?

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>>30982308
Doesn't she read SCs after streams already?

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>>30982382
She's been skipping a lot lately to get out the door quickly. I don't care if she does a SC reading or not but if she does it'll be a big one.

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>>30982202
Cool can you grab me the timestamp of where she said the next stream would be chadcast, true fan?

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>>30982466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R21KSUg8Og&t=6969

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why did kiara call IWyS a little shit in her song?

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>>30985299
Which song?

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>>30985469
https://youtu.be/urOtTBtY7Ww?t=68

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>>30985531
How can cover allow this? She has 3 hats, ate bread and now THIS?

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>>30985531
YOU FUCKING BITCH

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>>30985585
ngl, i was totally ambivalent to orange woman before, but now i kind of want to see a brat-taming dynamic from kiara putting IRyS in her place. AmeRyS schizo can you use your reality powers to destroy chadcast and replace it with AmetoRyS?

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>>30985686
I mean, its an immediate upgrade from chadcast

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>>30985730
thats what im saying. i believe.
also i find it funny that IRyS is the only holomem mentioned by name in that entire video. our brat can't be contained

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>>30985531
Might've been her reaction to the bruste vs popos thing.

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>>30987495
Nah it's from that first Among Us collab with EN/ID/JP I'm pretty sure

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She says IRyS is a little shit
I say she's a spoiled lazy princess
Same thing basically

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>>30987619
She's not lazy she just can't do more than one thing a day and takes too much time off.

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>>30987495
>>30987528
Yeah, it came from AmongUs collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCn1V6uZyTw

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>hates inventory management
>loves RE and Rust
WTF?!

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>>30981975
Lazered then.

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>>30989482
i mean, i hate women but i love IRyS

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>>30990609
She'll get me to pluck each individual hair with my teeth

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>>30990810
>i hate women
but why

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If I were in a relationship with IRyS, I would occasionally slap her hard on the face. Not enough to leave a bruise, just enough to sting and make her a little afraid when I’m around.

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>>30991001
based

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>>30990895
No one likes women, femrystocrat.

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>>30991001
This is why IRyStocrats have a bad rep as abusive boyfriends.
I will only slap her on the ass where it won't be seen.

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>>30985686
I'm still using them for AmeRyS, be the change you want to see

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>>30991001
Ah, good 'ol classical conditioning.

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I will spank my bratty spoiler wife's bottom so that she cleans the bedroom up and makes the playlists

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>>30991119
ive already used up my cup and mirror energy. i'm happy with where it landed me so im not changing universes on my own anymore

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I mean, none of us will ever be with her so no harm in violent fantasies.

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>>30991673
There is harm. Yesterday at dinner my daughter nephilim wouldn't even sit down... Now I know why. You little punks stay the fuck away from her

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>>30991673
I want her so badly, it's not fair. I would never lay a single finger on her.

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>>30991915
No! I will keep breaking her ribs until she learns her place

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>>30991673
Sorry man, but we're happily married

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I for one am not married to IRyS.
I make no such claim.
However one day I will be.
That is all.

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>>30990895
because virgins

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>>30993145
I'm married and I'm pretty misogynistic by today's standards

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% chance that airis is a virgin?

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>>30993345
1000%

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>>30993345
The uni taste comparison will haunt me forever. She's had experience and I hate it

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>>30993345
uhh, probably higher than average based on her roommate's career path? but it really depends on what the HoloJP culture around romance is. i would be genuinely surprised if it is as conservative as their brand image is

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>>30993327
i figured i should have been more specific but i’d venture to guess that the most aggressively misogynistic people are virgins that had awful luck with some garbage tier girls (combined with social retardation but that goes without saying)

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>>30993427
the what?

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>>30993508
During one of the early Chadcasts she was talking about low quality uni and how the taste reminds her of something she doesn't want to be reminded of. Bad uni is salty and slimy.
I tried to cope that she wasn't talking about semen but it's what makes the most sense

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>>30993493
NTA, but the two girls I ever dated in highschool and then in college were really toxic and kinda broke me. i actually get nauseous thinking about being in a real relationship now

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>>30993508
She said uni tastes gross when it's old and our resident cucks think she means it tastes like cum.

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>>30993740
it's... plausible i guess. being real, a lot of girls who are still virgins have in fact given head. just being straight with it. on the other hand, airisu also seems like the type to have tried to taste her boogers once

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>>30993802
Everybody's tasted their boogers.

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>>30993740
If she just said gross it wouldn't haunt me. She specifically said it tastes like something she doesn't want to be reminded of.
If you've had uni at a discount sushi place.. it does remind one of semen

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>>30993913
...have you tasted semen? genuinely curious because i haven't

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>>30993955
Yeah. It was mixed with saliva but it's basically slimy and salty and tastes like cheap uni. Would not recommend

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>>30994076
sounds like you also had a bad gf

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>>30994111
Fucking truth. She was wild but thank god I ended up with someone else

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>>30993892
I have not.
Neither would I recognize it nor the taste if cum, mine own or someone else's. Earwax is also a no.
I don't even know wtf "uni" is besides short for "University".

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>>30994269
If you're had a cold you've tasted mucus

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>>30994298
Mucus yes, dried boogers like that one retard delinquent kid in class, aka "the picker-eater", no.
Surely there's a difference in taste? Like how dried fruits are more concentrated and sugary compared with whole fruits?

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>>30994298
yeah but not everyone's had like, so much phlegm in the back of their throat they actively recognized it.

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>>30994476
Who the fuck hasn't had to spit a loogie before?

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>>30994450
I new a guy who picked nuggets once. Years and years ago, told us about it over vent and we shamed him.
I've not spoken to him for about a decade

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>>30994511
chads without even moderate allergens

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>>30994269
uni is sea urchin. A sweet and cream delicacy when fresh. Tasts like cum when old

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IRyS has absolutely sucked cock. It’s EXTREMELY common for high school girls, especially those who don’t want to go “all the way” but know they have to give their boyfriend a reason to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, if she ever references the smell of chestnut flowers in such a context again we'll have confirmation. That or ammonia based cleaner.

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Ya'll niggas is gay, i'm going to go play Deep rock

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>>30994750
take your meds. not everything is about sex

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>>30994711
Yeah I mean... I'd say half of virgins have done oral before. Hate to make anyone in thread feel worse but it also does make sense for why she'd be so repulsed by it then. A lot of girls I know kind of... Acquire the taste the more experience they have. If it makes anyone feel better if the uni-theorists are right it would mean she's probably still really inexperienced.

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this might be the funniest timeloop if only because it reveals more about anons than anything else

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>>30993740
cuckanon probably tasted cum before kek

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>>30994750
Guess what scent bad uni has?
>If the sea urchin has been caught for a while, it starts to taste bitter. Older ones also have a metallic taste, with an aroma like ammonia and slimy.

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>>30994705
Disgusting. I'd rather eat cum than that spiny shit that innately advertises to the world
>don't you fucking eat me you motherfuckers I am NOT for eating!
blexh
>sea urchin ceviche
no thanks

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>>30994912
you don't like oysters? i've always wanted to try sea urchin.

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>>30994852
It's not. The cuck pisses me off he should drop dead already.

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>>30995067
Fucking hell, I'm not a damned cuck. Like I said, it haunts me. I wish she had never said it

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>>30994866
Welp. That confirms it. Some lucky penis has violated the sanctity of her mouth at some stage in her life.
Honestly for a western raised girl it would be unusual if she hadn't fooled around at some stage at least once, especially if she's at all plain to good looking in the slightest.
Shit even the complete uggos were going at it in HS.

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>>30995140
Yes, you are. I didn't even memory-hole it

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>>30995006
it’s amazing and absolutely worth trying, just make sure you get it from a proper sushi place

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>>30995174
Explain to me how dreading the fact she has been with at least one guy is being a cuck

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do i really have to post it?

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>>30995219
because it haunts you. it should be a literal nothing-burger yet you can't get that out of your head and feel the need to bring it up in this thread because "reasons".

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>>30995259
Read the chain, faggot. It started from another anon asking the chances of her being a virgin.

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>>30995006
No. The texture, the very idea of it repulses me.
Also too many stories of food poisoning, the "I felt like I was going to die" kind, has kept me away. I've only had them cooked in a spaghetti, and then only when I didn't know what was in the dish and ate basically without paying attention because I was distracted.
Just watching others eat raw oysters makes me uneasy. Slurp.
Yuck.

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>>30995314
doesn't matter how it started.

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>someone said something tastes gross
>anon immediately thought it tastes like cum
???

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>>30995347
You fucking deaf retards. She didn't say "gross" as was already explained

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>>30995458
can i get a timestamp. i'll be the judge here. i'm impartial. i have no stake in this

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>>30995347
/HiRyS/ is filled with dudes that swallow cum, that’s the takeaway lesson

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>>30995257
? what is this. who is this?

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Why are you all guzzling cum?
Go do your reps instead of this cuck timeloop

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>>30995347
That anon knows the taste of cum. Also is familiar with the flavor of old sea urchin.
Ergo they inferred that IRyS must also know the taste of semen as these two things, apparently, are comparable.
It's not some grand sherlockian imduction here.

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>>30995624
shit, you're a better detective than ame.

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>>30995596
*cumloop
ftfy

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>>30995624
>sherlockian
Sherlock is a little bitch compared to Miss Marple
Miss Marple >>>> Poirot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sherlock

[Anonymous No.]

i just want all nephilim reading this thread to know that i have never once consumed human semen

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>>30995681
I don't know the taste of cum though, so she likely has the advantage of me.

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>>30995758
proof???

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I can't believe there are gay IRyStocrats wtf

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>>30995506
Christ. I guess I can go scan old Chadcast. This is getting kind of ridiculous

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>>30995805
put all the shellfish in front of me that you want. i will be reminded of nothing

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>>30993462
She was already a christmas cake when she joined Hololive... what does it have to do with it?

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https://youtu.be/VZRLzZcAUKo?t=3520
Here you faggots. Tell me your interpretation

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>>30995746
Miss Marple would know the taste of cum, that's for sure. Dirty old bitch that one. Why else would she find herself living in the English country garden edition of Sodom and Gomorrah, choc filled with murder and scandal?

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>>30995922
so i listened to it and she did hesitate. but it sounded like she started hesitating way before she ever got to the supposedly yabai part of the sentence. i also went ahead and did some background research on what people who didn't like sea urchin compared it to, and mucus came up the most often.
the way she hesitated sounded more like "man that's a bad memory..." than anything else. which i suppose could be a bad boyfriend. but it leads me more to believe a memory of her being sick at some point. or maybe being retarded and drinking egg yolk as a kid.
all told, uni-theory is PLAUSIBLE but does not seem LIKELY to this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996228
but the rrat…

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996329
this is my final judgment anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996228
Look at how Mori laughs at IRyS saying that. She knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996228
Thank you for renewing my cope to some extent. That fucking chuckle from pink woman after she said it got my blood boiling again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996463
She's a whore that misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

Bad seafood in general is often associated with either mucus, piss or blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996518
It's literally eating the sperm producing organ. There's nothing to misunderstand

[Anonymous No.]

Shark talking about IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996463
>>30996471
yeah so, it's clear that mori read it that way, but i honestly think she's just being autistic. i might be fucking stupid but i also got really fucking annoyed with the whole LAPLUS SAID ASS? thing. her particularly brand of puerile humor is really grating and reminds me off band kids in highschool. like, band kids who had almost as much sex as the football team... but only with other band kids... and in like... portapotties.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was eating IRyS' Horse's food

[Anonymous No.]

goomba is a stalker
she is like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

GURA HATE

[Anonymous No.]

So, the reason she watched Sonic was because of the parodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996716
No it's because Kronii told her to

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996643
That's why it kept disappearing? Fucking hilarious if true.
I walked in on "I was naked", not sure what else she was saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996716
Which parodies you are talking about ? The korone one ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996813
https://youtu.be/R6e1_IlvmQs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30996758
>That's why it kept disappearing?
Yeah, Gura was under her floors. Wish she would have joined IRyS at least for a little while.

[Anonymous No.]

>"she always left her house door open but she never left her stable door open"
i don't play rust. is this as retarded as it sounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>IRyS brings up eating something that reminds her of semen unprompted
>monkeys still find an excuse to get angry at their pink-haired obsession about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30997607
I don't play either but it means anyone can just go in and rob her blind. Her horses were safe though, except for their food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30997644
Fag the timeloops been cut. The line has been restored. We're talking about rust now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30997644
you're late
go back next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>30997714
Nothing was cut. IRyS has eaten cum.
The essay above coping that it’s somehow mucus she was talking about when she’s had no trouble talking about fucking animal shit on stream before is massive cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30997900
alright you win man. you're the bigger man. let's talk about something else now

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is really shit when Irys isn't streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>Irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998217
The threadshitter's right
given they incorrectly spell her name as IRyS it's probably them doing they're shitting but at least they're self-aware

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998464
lRyS is correct though

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998464
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998524
>auto-correct

[Anonymous No.]

>phoneposters calling other people "threadshitters"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998693
The truth hurts, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

How did IRyS not know Gura was under house? Does Rust not show who's online?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998745
How schizo do you have to be to think that people who don't spell a word the way you like it are ruining the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998786
Unless they are on your team, it doesn't show where they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998841
It's not schizo. Look at the posts and judge for yourself. Catalog shitters constantly spell her name wrong. It's easy to see where you've come from if you can't be bothered to spell her name right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999020
It is
You've literally invented a made-up way to boogeyman someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999097
Search the archives. It's not a boogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999150
Imagine sitting there observing the spelling of every post with the word "Irys" in it

[Anonymous No.]

Should I resume my role as the capitalization schizo? Seems to be a hot topic again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999239
I can read, so yes I notice shitters

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't Irys joining in on the Rust action already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999317
IRyS isn't streaming unless she's going to guerilla (unlikely).

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999276
>I can read
Seems like you're pretty proud of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999365
She doesn't need to stream it, just join the server

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999317
It's 10 am. She's not getting up unless she has to

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999371
It's nothing to boast about. It's pretty sad that there's still parts of the world that can't read and write properly.
>>30999396
You can't see what she's doing without her streaming her POV though.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the SEA nigger who can't even speak English properly telling other people how to spell again?

[Anonymous No.]

There is a whole bunch of use who correct others when they misspell her IRyS's name
Just one of us has been doing the heavy lifting recently so I leave him to it. All this shit just proves one of you is a newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999562
Someone else has taken up the mantle now but the guy (me) you used to rage at is a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999623
The guy I had an argument with didn't know the basic pronounciation of English words, I exposed his ESL status
You idiots will invent anything to be tribal about

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999699
You're aren't the guy who would reply "Learn English" when I'd >Irys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999788
Nta but if you were /here/ 2 months ago it'd be me
t. bong

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999821
(me) Scratch that, I have no reading comprehension
carry on, I'll leave you guys to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999788
He's the one shitting the thread, yes. He doesn't understand that it's immediately obvious where he's come from when he can't be bothered to type her name properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>The shitposters are being replaced by skinwalkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999871
I've been here for 8 months and I write "Irys"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999932
2spoopy4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999975
You stick out like a sore thumb. Your shit is laid bare for all to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999975
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999975
I hate to do this but I'm going to have to see your membership now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30999975
If you're a real fan you should call her by her real name over her stage name except when referring to her as a singer/artist.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy whose cock she sucked probably just called her “you like that, you fucking whore.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000112
>You stick out like a sore thumb
Are you a chink or something? Do you think you have to be like everyone else or you're a bad person?

>>31000136

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>>31000268
someone is about to call you out for your membership length btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000137
Her real name is not IRyS, irys, アイリス, or any other combination thereof. If you start using it (and I genuinely wish I were that close to her) then the Jannies will book you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000268
Look at this white flower newfag trying to flex. It's IRyS and you WILL conform
>>31000346
Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000376
I'm not flexing, he asked for my membership, there it is
I won't conform to your ESL retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000354
Thanks, auto-correct! I meant to type bonk but book works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000354
Her full name is Hoozuki Irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000466
yes.
If I say what I know you know I meant I'll get banned again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000418
You were flexing being here for 8 months which is an obvious lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30950584
>click on random moment in anya's stream
>hear IRyS' panicked screams of retardation
Ah yes that's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000532
>which is an obvious lie.
Really? What evidence do you have to go off? 8 months ago this thread was pretty good, now it's full of bottom-feeding schizos who are actually trying to haze people based off how they spell a word
How utterly ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000530
Why are you fags always like this? Oh le sekret knawledge *wink wink* xDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000612
I love her, you should know that. As someone who complained about that in the past I get it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000691
This thread is about IRyS the vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000691
you get what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000727
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000585
>haze
It's called gatekeeping and if you really were here you would know it was a lot more common back then.
Tell me the truth, where did you wander in from? r.ddit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000742
…

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000783
>It's called gatekeeping
That's what hazing is you dumb fuck ESL
It's hilarious that even in the lowest of places, you'll find people like you still trying to feel like they're better than others, even when this is a thread devoted to discussing some girl you'll never date

[Anonymous No.]

>jwu
>no IRyS
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000907
This entire board is about threads devoted to girls that the people in them will never date. You're make making a unique claim.
Except I'm actually married to IRyS so seethe about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000976
chibIRyS posters are the only salvation-worthy souls in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>31000907
Yeah, you definitely aren't from here. Don't reply to me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001026
if you're married to her then what shape's her bush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001026
All I'm saying it's pathetic to try and gatekeep something like that when everyone could just get along with each other instead

>>31001053
Been here since 2008
Been in this thread longer than you too
If anything you should be gatekept, this place was decent 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001047
as long as they're not the ugly lien ones

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001192

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001218
crying while at the semen tasting shindig, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001285
it’s being held at a repurposed wine cave
a man cave, if you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001218
I wonder what IRyS is doing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001756
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001756
Most likely still asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001756
IRyS actually posts chibIRyS images to defuse tension. holoinsider here. she just wants us to get along

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001776
She's so bored you're posting on 4chan. I'll fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001931
I can multitask

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001926
Only her voice can do that. I wish she'd go back to making audio posts on Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>31001926
Nah, she gets turned on when we fight each other.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMIrWS9Q9UA
just gonna post this IRyS karaoke clip because it's the perfect combo of seiso and pon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002220
This soda looks weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002220
Ahh I've been thirsty for a while, I'll just take a sip from this ordinary can of hope soda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002577
Anon no!

[Anonymous No.]

What do IRyS farts smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

what do you guys think of guRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002877
They haven't even talked yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002877
not interested and there's no synergy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002974
>there's no synergy
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002877
I'll tell you if they ever interact

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002877
unicorn's dream ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003036
The multiple times they've been in the same collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003097
Watch Gura's Birthday call-in stream. There was plenty of synergy there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003097
Irys can synergize with pretty much everyone including Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003158
>scripted 5 minute call

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002877
I'm open to the idea. More interesting than what we've been stuck with for awhile
I'd like to see IRyS interact more with Kaela so she can learn to be a better hag when she reaches HagRyS

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she not collab with Reine anymore
I used to think they were tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003333
She's past the need to collab with indogs now that she's in Council

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003333
She realized IRyS is super duper straight so she went after the chicken instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003333
Reine brought that up in her last stream jokingly, something along the lines of "Maybe she's trying to get my attention because we haven't collabed in a while" relating to the sports festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>31002877
he is literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003375
>>31003449
>>31003569
Fuck you I want my KIRA back

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003572
Gura or IRyS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003572
He's talking about Gura/IRyS not GuyRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003572
PonRyStocrat..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003649
who? i cant keep up with all these acronyms

[Anonymous No.]

fafner...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003749
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003772
Karaoke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003333
Also forget about collabs, she can't even stream regularly anymore due to her throat
>>31003749
Kronii IRyS Reine Anya

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003772
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
watching fafner for a reasonable amount of time with IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003749
Kronii
Ina
Reine
Airisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003825
>not
Koyori
Ina
Risu
Airisu

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara
Iroha
Roboco
Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003825
>Ina
>Reine
Yes plesss their last collab is literally around Reine's debut months and thats it, also that sportfes barely counts because Ina is really quiet at most part

[Anonymous No.]

Stop blue balling me with these interesting collab groups. PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003785
look some parts of the year i'm just really busy

[Anonymous No.]

KIRA wasn't that great to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>31003789
but when IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30998049
but is MY shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004216
KIRA is just KI fighting and flirting while R masturbates to them in the background and A plays the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004216
I like the dagger with the large breasts and the clock with the large breasts and the peacock with the large breasts and most of all the Nephilim with the large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004216
4+ people collabs are all the same really

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004216
Early KIRA? Probably yes, especially Anya. But Anya kinda changed her approach around that Viscera collab and i think she's pretty much ready for another go

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004407
>4+ people collabs are all the same really
SNOT is good
I wish Irys would find a group that didn't have Mori in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004362
/HiRyS/‘s hairy shithole…

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004481
Thats wishful thinking
don't get your HOPES up

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004379
IRyS bounced off pretty well with Reine and Kronii while Reine and Kronii barely do anything to each other, and Anya is just simply there..
I request more Reine Kronii or Anya Kronii collab to deepen their bond even stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004407
Eh, they wouldn't be if the girls took like... i don't know. "group socializing" class... or something. or one improv class. sometimes i really facepalm at their almost exceptional ability to not play off each other. the problem is usually that they latch really hard onto stupid weak content jokes because they're paranoid about being entertaining.
>>31004481
yeah me fucking too. mori is a black hole of humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004481
the hag group was good and it also filters the EOPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004561
Hozuki Irys
Oozora Subaru
Pekora
Ela

[Anonymous No.]

Hoe suki Airisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004661
>it also filters the EOPs
Everyone who says this is a self-hating EOP

[Anonymous No.]

where are the MVs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004605
what a lot of the girls don't realize is that, and i'm gonna sound dumb as shit here, authenticity breeds entertaining moments much more than trying to play jester. obviously there's a level of buy-in you have to give no matter what, but what ends up happening is any type of chemistry ends up being shallow when the only thing that's happening is people forcing low level content. just take a look at BrattRyS. when she starts getting a little annoyed at a hard game, she ends up being a lot more fun. on the other side of that is when people play an obvious RAAAAGE game and try to force it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004788
She should wait a bit since Mori, Kronii and Mumei are all releasing one in a matter of days

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004770
speak for yourself fag, english is my third language

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004875
>Mori, Kronii and Mumei are all releasing one in a matter of days
If management finds out about this then I'm sure it'll come out right away

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004842
Basically anybody whos never touched a fromsoft game playing the new darksouls because "its gonna be le hard watch me rage haha"

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Ina's and IRyS' pubes would immediately entangle if they touched

[Anonymous No.]

>Your IRyS
>Your IRyS collab partners
>No you can't choose yourself or soloRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004969
yeah the ironic thing here is that by screaming into the void in a very "validate me" type of way they end up actually lowering their presence.
thats what people kinda don't realize. being entertaining is the most important thing, but the actual number one prerequisite to make that happen is having presence. and presence is really really hard to teach people

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005075
Irys
Chadcast

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005075
honestly my ideal is that IRyS gets into snot, and at least one half of chadcast graduates

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005075
>There's only one IRyS
I don't acknowledge collab partners but if you make me pick, Ina or Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005213
she would ruin the SNOT dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005213
I don't think Irys is white enough for SNOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005266
On her stream she will be though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005075
I just want Team Red C-(Mori and Ollie) dicking around again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005075
I would say Kronii or Reine but literally anyone from Red C is pretty good dynamics

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005266
That's... that's mean :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004753
hoe tte dare

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005460
They like to make jokes about wierd American pop culture which I don't think she would understand
Although I would still like them to collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005213
IRyS getting into SNOT will just devolve into TimeRyS, which I honestly don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005530
>wierd American pop culture
like what

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005660
tv ads
stupid memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31004842
>people forcing low level content.
Hey screw you, any IRyS related content is pretty good
Unless you point out one of her shit moments where I completely forgot about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005213
>one half of chadcast graduates
So who, BAe or Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005617
IRyS just needs to correct Kronii already

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005790
IRyS hasn't had any dumb defining meme that while, unfortunately for her, has hurt her viralty also means theres not as much for retarded livechatters to latch onto

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005869
either works for me but i would prefer mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005985
This
still would be left with the issue of male lusting from the rat though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005985
Neither will happen anytime soon, honestly Mori will probably outlast Bae. The most you can hope for is them becoming more and more infrequent because of scheduling issues and them deciding to end it after some milestone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006160
Mori will graduate when her music starts to flop

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006160
Scheduling issues just mean you miss out on a potential future IRyS stream because they'll re-schedule instead of canceling. The best to hope for is that it either fizzles out or comes and goes quickly each month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006144
the rat is literally just in it for herself to get shacked up. it's really really obvious that she has dreams of a chuuba romance but that roberu is too unlikely so she's bet hedging. she doesn't have some social cause hangup about it. she just wants a husband. so it'll be fine because as long as she can get a chuuba husband she'll quit pushing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006214
Which will be never. Everything she touches turns to gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006335
she doesn't need to be a vtuber to get a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006393
I agree she's a good musician but there's more factors involved in your popularity than just how good you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>31006396
she wants a chuuba husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31005869
mori, i like bae