/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>23,000$ SC in a week
>more than all of Tempus combined
>almost more than all of iLuna combined
>does morning streams every single day talking about the most random shit
>gets 5k viewers every single time
>has Mori, Ame, Bae, fucking Kronii, Fubuki, Risu, Zeta, Ollie, Kobo, Anya, in his chat constantly
>even has multiple anons seething
>>30788389
How does he do it?

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>>30789356
he's fun to watch

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>>30789356
He’s actually old as fuck. So nobody sane sees him as a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

he's really nice and nonthreatening and him actually being a ojisan + being kind of a vulnerable shy autist is gap moe in a way women like

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>>30789356
he's literally me

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>mogs your oshi

nothing personnel, kid

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>>30789356
cant beat the cock

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>>30789798
He's the self-insert protag /vt/ needs.

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>>30789356
The only minus thing about him is his chin is too long

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>>30789895
>not long enough
FTFY

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>>30789895
That's a plus, retard
Kino chin

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve caught this guy during lunch at work several times now. He’s just a good streamer. All of the guys in Tempus are, honestly.

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>>30789356
Uncle Nowa will mag your oshi and you will be happy.

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>>30789356
Literally the dad of HoloEN
He is based

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>>30789356
He's my self insert so I'm LITERALLY winning right now anon, see you later losers.

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>>30789356
The Ultimate Brotuber

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>>30789978
holy fuck reasonable opinion-chan? I kneel

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>>30789978
I mean, Magni needs his time to get into it and Altare is trying too hard to be funny, to say a few things, not one of them are perfect but they are good streamers yes, now if only Nowa and Magni get good on their idol reps quick enough.

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>>30789978
Axel isn't, he needs to improve. Rest are good though.

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>>30790253
>idol reps
their terrible singing voices are kino

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>>30790270
I don’t think he’s bad, but I would agree he is the one with the most room for improvement.

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>>30790270
The one thing Axel needs it's experience, fucker only did Zatsus and FPS streams to literal two numbers so this must be pretty new to him, can see him getting comfortable in a few months.

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>>30789356
>The hell does this guy have that I don't

I'm going to drop a huge redpill - there are many single girls, cute ones too, who are into the same geeky shit that you're into, and who would love you for it if only you'd give them a chance.

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>>30790093
He's literally us

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>>30789443
thats the thing
he's old and thats what attracts younger women

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>>30790270
Axel has the best singing voice though

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>>30790424
are they chubby? I'm sort of an architect

[Anonymous No.]

This is wonderful. Now hololive can debut more males

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>>30789356
i've said it before, and I'll say it again. Vesper is literally the only guy, the unicorns should be worried about. I would gladly bear a child for a man like this.

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god if only NijiEN hired these types of people instead of whatever the fuck it has currently. Hell, this guy has more similarities to any of the NijiJP talent than anyone from its own English branch

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>>30790301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE07d76xuWM

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>>30789978
you keep repeating this over and over and convince people to believe it. In reality all these people are basically low-tier streamers inserted into shitty discount avatars. That's unironically what they are

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>>30790522
Holostars, but yeah I agree. I’m excited to see what direction they go in with the next group they debut.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how Mori has the "dad" meme but is cringe? Nowa is that but without the cringe.

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>>30790424
>cute ones
Good one, all the girls at my LGS, DnD club, chess club, and anime clubs were all fat trolls, fujos, or just disgusting people in general. The only genuinely cute girls I've ever met were at cons and they all came with their bfs.

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>>30790591
I don’t really agree and I doubt you’ve even watched them, but everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

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>>30789356

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>>30789894
He really is, to me he reminds me of the few good posters on this board.

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>>30790672
>The only genuinely cute girls I've ever met were at cons and they all came with their bfs

Don't give up, my friend. That could be you one day. God bless you and everyone on this board - we all understand this struggle and will get through this together.

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>>30790424
most of his audience are literally older millennial men

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>>30790707
It's amazing how you keep repetitively posting positive things and people's opinions change like magic. It proves the fanbase is some kind of sub-human retard who is easily convinced by simple advertising techniques. I suppose you shouldn't expect much from the average vtuber fan

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>>30790768
I.E. Me

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>>30790800
Did you just unironically post 'fun is a buzzword' but with more words

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>>30789443
>28
>old as fuck

what are you? 3?

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>>30791073
Anon.....he's not actually 28, he's at least 35

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>>30791055
No, I am implicating hololive for sending their managers out to repetitively post positive things about certain talents and change everyone's opinion. And this technique is so incredibly effective they are unironically getting the hololive incel fanbase to accept males, of all things. You have vtuber fans now spending their time watching cute-boy entertainment designed for females, some random old-man 100 viewer streamer wearing a cute-boy vtuber outfit. It's really retarded to witness this happening.

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>>30790800
>>30791055
kekk

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>>30791073
28 is his kayfabe age

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>>30789356
papa ves stole my sc virginity

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>>30791073
Yeah and Luna is 0 years old. Retard.

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>>30791158
>they are getting the hololive fanbase to accept males
excuse me sir, have you perhaps looked at twitch.tv's top earners and their sex?

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>>30791158
yes I am a hololive PR agent and I'm paid thousands of dollars to post on an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.]

>he's in his 30s so he's safe!
>he's uhh.. like an uncle so he's safe!
>he's just a colleague so he's safe!
>he knows his boundaries!
>he's a good guy i swear!

okay lol

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>>30789356
>even has multiple anons seething
Why would anyone seethe over a cool old guy?

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>>30791158
>fun is a buzzword
>everything I don't like is astroturfing

You really need to take a step back and do some self improvement

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>>30789356
Women can't resist his orc size cock.

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>>30791208
Heh he stole mine too. It's just hard to not want to root for the guy especially with his background.

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>>30791270
No, but managers are paid to promote their talent however possible, and part of the way they do this is making posts here.

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>>30789356
Fubuki, ID and Bae ALWAYS interact with stars anon.
The surprising ones are Kronii and Ame.
More Kronii than Ame.

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>>30789356
Hmm so gura killer ?

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>>30791158
I’m a Hololive manager? Jesus Christ, anon. You are insane.

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>>30791333
This is literally like the bronies all over again. Except this time instead of watching little-girls entertainment you're watching young-female entertainment. Literally some random old man no-view livestreamer inserted into a discount vtuber model with a fucked-up hatchet face.

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>No, but managers are paid to promote their talent however possible, and part of the way they do this is making posts here.

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>>30791360
Yes, clearly the boomer Holostar mogging Iluna in views and superchat money doesn't have any actual fans on this Mongolian basket weaving forum known to be infested with oldfags. You are the greatest genius of all time.

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>>30791360
>he actually fell for it
kek the schizos got one

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>>30791459
>young-female entertainment

Oh yeah, all the young girls these days want to watch 2 hour long zatsu streams where a guy pushing 40 scraps a PC he found in the trash. That shit is the CUTTING EDGE of youth culture, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>new toy syndrome

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Vesper's gonna fuck one of these women. He has that aura

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>>30791459
I can hear how heavily you're breathing while typing this through the screen

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I wish he could shed that last bit of nervousness and reserve, other than that his genuine attitude is endearing and makes for enjoy able streams

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>>30791561
it's called novelty syndrome, what the fuck is 'new toy syndrome' don't tell me you made that up yourself

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>>30791540
Bitches love SeaQuest, anon. Get with the times.

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>>30791540
Yes you idiot, women like watching men. They like watching men talk. That's who a male vtuber is designed to appeal to. And you are watching female oriented entertainment just so you can boost his numbers and increase the profits of cover corporation. And in the end it's entirely self-defeating, because they'll just debut even more males.

I guess you don't even care, what you're addicted to is the positive reinforcement the managers are giving you through their posts here, you're not actually watching any streams. Whatever they tell you is good, you'll interpret as being good. Even when it's something objectively bad, like debuting a bunch of males

[Anonymous No.]

is his past life known?

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>>30789356
>seething
>on Vesper of all the Male EN
jesus christ you guys
he's the least of your worries

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>>30791645
All these young girls with their kpop and their Luxiem rape ASMR forced blowjob roleplay, who knew what they REALLY wanted this whole time was to hear a guy old enough to be their dad talk about The A Team, 7 inch floppy disks and hot sauce

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>>30791720
Yup. I knew of him beforehand and was pretty sure he was gonna get into StarsEN when he moved on from it too.

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>>30791073
>he believes the character's age is the VA's real age...
You probably also believes that Watame is 4y old and Pekora 111

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>>30791842
Of course, why would they like about that?

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>>30791716
tell me what is 'objectively bad' about debuting males, I am actually extremely curious; and no don't say 'it disrupts the idol culture' actually put some thought into it

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>>30791716
>you're not actually watching any streams
Considering that you think Vesper's audience is young girls I'd say you're the one who doesn't watch any streams

[Anonymous No.]

Are all the stars just small time irrelevant youtubers before they debuted?

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>>30790568
Nowa is like the EN version of Belmond Banderas. Holostars EN is turning out to be a lot like Niji JP than Niji EN. We still need an EN Kenmochi Touya.

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>>30791966
One actually had a pretty decent following on YouTube, surprisingly.

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>>30791966
I don’t know much about Regis, but Noir and Magni was 3view while Axel was 2view.

[Anonymous No.]

This man is unity. He's gonna usher in a new era of peace. We do not deserve him.

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>>30791966
Everyone was barely a 2 view except for Magni.

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>>30792094
it was cute he was nervous to admit liking love live in his debut

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>>30791158
Nigger you are the most retarded gorilla I ever see, jesus christ, watch at least the last collab of tempus, this guys have a lot of potential.

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>>30791459
Summerfag detected

Go to bed zoomer, school starts soon

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>>30792012
Why does chinman get so many views?

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>>30792351
He’s relatable for people in the 30s. That’s it.

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>>30792351
No one cared who he was until he put on the chin

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>>30791158
>some random old-man 100 viewer streamer wearing a cute-boy vtuber outfit
You say this here, but then you reply to someone else
>Literally some random old man no-view livestreamer inserted into a discount vtuber model with a fucked-up hatchet face.
Which one is it anon? Maybe try to keep your bait consistent, schizochama.

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>>30792012
does nowa have a little crossover of /here/ nijijp fans too? Feels like he gets a bit of love from everywhere so I wouldn't be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>go to check out this guy's Twitter
>first thing I see is this
>all his channel thumbnails are equally funny

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>>30791459
Anon serious question..... what are you? Holofag?, Nijifag?,Vshojofag?.....maybe a /pol/tard tourist?

>Also
Who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

It is insane how wet all the girls are for Vesper. It kind of scares me because it seems like it's sowing the seeds for some terrible yabs in the future. I hope I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Just as Japbeats did not get angry when mori collabs with rikka (holostars).

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>>30789356
>has a pleasant voice to listen to
>least homo out of 4
>old, that's why people treat him as trustworthy

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>>30789356

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>>30789356
He's fun to listen to. He's a man of culture

[Anonymous No.]

vox was like this before finding out whoring himself out pays multiple times that, I fuck hate chink women for grooming a FNAF autist into a manwhore

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>>30789356
By the way first one to give him attention was Fubuki. She literally appeared in his debut chat. He also wears glasses, so probably fits into her fetish.

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>>30789356
OLD MEN
RUNNING THE WORLD

A NEW AGE!

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>>30795748
As it turned out, ojisan was best girl all along

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl do you ship Vesper with? Ame's a schizo, I'm glad she caught a whiff of dick elsewhere, but there's still a lot of bear traps left in EN.

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>>30795913
Korone

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>>30795913
Do not ship Uncle Nowa.

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>>30795913
I don't want any of those menhera whores near my boy. He deserves someone better.

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>>30795913
Not romantically, but as well-matching friends Kronii.

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>>30790270
Axel is a legit 2 view with barely any experience. I assume he was chosen for his JP and singing skills. He'll no doubt get better over time as he gets more experience interacting with chat.

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>>30789356
>How does he do it?
I dunno, im not a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Female hags are the best, so naturally a male hag would be the best too

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>>30789356
>>has Mori, Ame, Bae, fucking Kronii, Fubuki, Risu, Zeta, Ollie, Kobo, Anya, in his chat constantly
I hope someone supers them CONDOM MONEY FOR UNCLE NOWA

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>>30800410
So another vote for Kronii, based.

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>>30789356
the mythical gura killer

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>>30795913
No girls allowed!

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>>30791716
lol, you're delusional. Vesper audience is is perhaps 20% female, the rest are dudes.

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>>30795585
Vesper is too old for that shit, he's not hungry for numbers like zoomer Vox.

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>>30800735
Isn't the Kronester like 24-25 tops? I thought hags had to be over 30

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>>30791716
Oh yeah, I forgot that young females are huge fans of Dwarf Fortress, Factorio, dumpster diving for PC parts and Lord of the Rings. Fucking retard, good job exposing yourself for not knowing what you're talking about.

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>>30799793
Stop falseflagging as a tempus unicorn.

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>>30795913
myself

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>>30800975
>80 percent boomer
>20 percent chicks with daddy issues
>10 percent concentrated power of will
>40 percent pantsu
>50 percent pain
>And 100 percent reason to remember the

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>>30801382
You underestimate me.

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>>30801765
Time Uncle Nowa ate the entire Scoville scale and paid the ultimate price

https://youtu.be/l7M7hcC-sN8

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>>30801178
The age gap only makes it better.
>>30802275
This is why he's conquering.

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>>30791177
no self-respecting man would ever lie and say he's in his twenties when he's not in his mid thirties. the youth bullshit only applies to women.

t. 35 year old

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>>30802513
Only women get weaker with age.

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>>30790672
wouldn't it be weird if they showed up to a con single? sounds like a great way to get harassed by socially inept nerds and ruin your time there

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>>30790672
Any cute girls who end up NEETs or eternally online are max menhera anon, it means that their menhera was so high that even being cute didn't smooth their way into IRL existence

Just look at Rushia

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>>30791274
Weird how a few people thought his age would be a deterrent to his appeal, as if age works the same way for men as it does for women. In the wider world way more people like older men than they do older women. Provided he's done shit with his life, which he did despite the wage slavery, his age just makes him more appealing. Especially since his own brand of gap moe makes him more charming than even he himself realizes (and is something he can't even control). Add that with finally proving his worth and ability by being hired by one of the biggest vtubing corporations, and it's hard to not like the guy even platonically if you're not the easily jealous type.

I think he's a good guy who really cares about his job vtubing big-time. The only thing concerning about him (if you even really cared about this stuff) is that he can't really turn his off own appeal. I'm sure Vesper is trying his best to be liked as a vtuber, but I don't he expected how much draw power he actually has.

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>>30803192
Show your little baby cock

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>>30790568
Maimoto is a good Niji talent? He's so relatable.

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>>30792743
>FTL
Based

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>>30803264
Well all right, if you insist

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>>30789356
The new Connor

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>>30795619
Not true, she didn't watch any of the debuts live and watched the archives while gambling in RUST off-stream and talked about it with Matsuri. That would have been his second or third stream I think.

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>>30789356

He might be able to by being better at Math.

>23,000$ SC in a week
>more than all of Tempus combined

This is just wrong, *all* of Tempus combined had around 40+K because Vesper is part of Tempus so his total is part of the all of Tempus combined.

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>>30803635
Don't compare vesper to some faggy Welsh zoomers

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>>30802513
It's not up to him. You have to understand that Omega's lore is too important to let the talents decide small details that won't change a thing. He'll probably lean more on his actual age like Marine does in the future when he stops giving a fuck about the 3-page backstory he was given.

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>>30789356
>23,000$ SC in a week
>does morning streams every single day talking about the most random shit
>gets 5k viewers every single time
This is the easiest part. He gathered on his stream all the possible audience, zoomers, tons of boomers, females, holofans, /stars/fans, even nijien fans. He is too good.

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>>30789356
AWESOME personality

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>>30791158
Curb your self importance, anon. Big companies don't give a fuck what goes on in this cesspit, it's a glorified zoo where the normies get to point and laugh at the retards and schizos.

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>>30789356
do those girls have daddy issue?

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Stop using my uncle to numberfag you cretin

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>>30789356
I can't help but feel responsible for all of this.
I was shilling him hard with no intention of watching any of them because magni is his fans are fucking zoomer redditors. I guess enough people thought the same way.
I'll never watch homos but this is the most bearable one.
Only watching hololive

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>>30791720
His past vtuber life?
Yes, people loved him back then as well, despite being a 2view.
His actual real life?
No, he's off the grid. Dude even builds a completely new PC just for his Holostar work. I strongly doubt he will ever get doxxed.

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OLD MEN
ARE THE FUTURE

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>>30803635
Funny you make that comparison when in reality they could be any more different. They really are complete opposite.

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>>30789356
>gets 5k viewers every single time
First anons were saying it was 7k "every single time", then 6k, then 5k, couple days ago he had 4k, yesterday he had 2k. You sure that you are not a faggot, anon? Also, don't forget that those "5k" are not his fanbase, but total Tempus fanbase.
>23,000$ SC in a week
Are you gonna eat your shit if he'll not get 23k$ next week?

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>>30814610
Mori will find a way

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>>30814610
>Yes, people loved him back then as well, despite being a 2view.
>redditors
>people
pick one

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>>30815128
>Implying redditors knew him
Anon, he was /here/. As in, literally a /wvt/ bro. He's proof that a chuuba grown /here/ can indeed survive and thrive in a corpo if they can keep it together.

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>>30815023
This anon is below 160cm tall

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>>30814647
ELECTRONIC OLD MEN
RUNNING THE WORLD

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>>30790492
Best singing and fluent in Japanese, but he's still a shit streamer who hopefully can get better.

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>>30815128
>People
As in /vt/. Because that is how I found him even before Holostar. Anons used to post about him every time there's a thread about good 2view vtubers. Also help that he had a very unique model before, honestly his new model in Holostar feel like a downgrade.

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>>30800163
He can fix her

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>>30815315
>Anon, he was /here/
Not sure about it. All I know that he knew some /here/ chuubas but wasn't exposed as /here/ himself.
But there is one thing I know for sure. He is definitely /there/. And by that I mean reddit.

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>>30816510
Thank God they gave the shit models to the Charismatic one

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>>30816510
He looks like he reluctantly fucks slutty elves.

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>>30817065
i always think about that regarding magni and vesper. when i realized who magni was, i was absolutely astounded holo would give such a shitty model to an established streamer

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>>30817065
Axel's mouth has a whopping two keyframes. Magni and Vesper have definite jank, but Axel might have the worst mouth rig in the business.

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>>30817534
Axel is just another victim of Kieffy.

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>>30789356
Femanon here
I like him a lot, I don't like it when vtubers in general play up their characters [too] much
He's really chill to listen too , interacts well with chat and genuinely seems to enjoy his work. His Zatsus are top tier and heck I like the computer stuff , I'd hope he does another PC shredding stream with a handcam. Def plan to get a membership when it's out
That and I'm kinda "old" too so I could relate to some of the stuff he brings up
(His voice is a giant plus too, love me that deep voice)

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>>30789356
hi mori

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>>30805647
>>30795619
https://youtu.be/qbinZxaSsdY?t=1803
At 30:03 watch the chat. Not debut but his second stream. I think she also interacted with him on twitter very early on.

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>>30791716
>you're addicted to is the positive reinforcement the managers are giving you through their posts here
schizopost of the year nominee

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>>30789356
If the older dorky dumpster-diving ex-salaryman can successfully attract a legion of desperate women whose ovaries are slowly drying are throwing themselves at for the chance of marriage and procreation, so can you. What's your excuse, /vt/?

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>>30790270
He should "hang out" with Ame so she can "teach" him about how to "improve", if you know what I mean.

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>>30819311
I'm literally a schizoid

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>>30795913
He needs to fuck Kronii's menhera pussy.

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>>30819654
Vesper is part of Yagoo's plan to fix Kronii

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>>30791073
>>30791123
I'm 38 and the shit he talks about in his zatsus makes him about the most relatable corpo vtuber I've seen so far.

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>>30791073
>28
Anon I'm 30, and he talks about shit that was popular when I was too young to know it existed, in the context of having played it when it was popular.
There's no way he's younger than me. At best he could be my age, but he's likely closer to 40 than 30.

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What's with the kronies and their desire for my bro Vespy to fix their menhera oshi? Stay away from him!

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>>30820002
>>30820311
He's 36. It's nice to have someone his age in HoloEN; it was hard to relate to the zoomer girls

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>>30820002
Just turned 40 here. And I agree completely. It's weird how much having someone of my generation matters. I feel like his streams are just hanging out with my old friends. He talks about all the same stuff we used to.

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>>30819654
More he needs to give Kronii a respectable father figure so she can get her life sorted out and cure her menhera. I could see him being the older friend that she goes for advice and for venting.

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>>30819430
Only if I can watch.

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>>30792743
>FTL
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO!

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>>30792890
“I can’t get over the fact this adult man may also be attractive to women, given women are frequently attracted to adult men”

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>>30800163
One-sided romance on Kronii's part after she subconsciously accepts him as a much needed father figure.

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>>30789356
is he black?

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>>30821649
>>30795913
meant to also respond to this post, whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

He's just a nice dude

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>>30819430
They'll be up all night troubleshooting holo tech problems.

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>>30821186
I can see that, as an older guy I fulfill the same role for some friends. I've lost interest in romance due to a lot of nasty incidents when I was younger but it's given me a lot of life experience I can share with others.

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>>30821186
>>30822339
>EN now has an emotional rock that is good at talking through problems and experienced enough to know how to solve a lot of them.
This will either result in an incredibly strong EN branch, or mass graduations in the long run.

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>>30792743
What an awesome fuckin schedule. Uncle nowa you spoil us

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If you look at people chatting in Vesper's chat, and the people giving him money, it looks like a very significant amount are male boomers. There were even some talking about watching along with their wives. I feel like Vesper may had captured a sizeable population that didn't watch vtubers at all. If so thats really the best case scenario for the Stars (having their own fanbase separate from the rest and especially from Hololive).

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>>30792743
>Sampling three teas
>Being a filthy burger
This desecration should not be allowed. The only thing he should sample is some soda mixed with liquid lard

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>>30789356
He's the father figure all the girls need and also all of you need. Many Vtubers and vtuber fans have extreme daddy issues

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>>30829590
but what if I have extreme mommy issues, who do I watch then

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>>30789356
good voice, positive vibes, lots of stuff he likes to talk about. he's a good podcaster.

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>>30789356
>almost more than all of iLuna combined

Anon Iluna made over 30k $ in SC and another 20-30k from streamlabs where they get a better cut.

But yes dude is successful. But we'll see if it lasts.

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>>30830791
Magni.

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>>30831063
Wow, you had to combine both their SC and streamlab to beat one guy. Impressive!

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>>30801765
>>30802275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-7Bzu-s3s

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>>30802513
he's a VA playing a character

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>>30831121
He's not going to keep this up. HoloEN monetization streams are always inflated as fuck. Just look at Council.

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>likes TGT
He's literally just like me

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>>30815128
redditors don't look for 2views

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>>30830791
Fauna

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>>30830791
Milky on twitch.

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>>30830791
have you seen the catalog?

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>>30831121
Combined they beat him 3 times over. Also 90% of that money is from one stream.

He's a success for sure but stop overreacting. His views are actually worse than almost everyone in Iluna.

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>>30802513
>>30808452
He leaned into his actual age immediately. When he went over the lore in his debut his exact words were "I guess I'm 28. We'll just go with that. Don't ask me how long I've been 28."
Never made any attempt to keep up that facade.

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>>30831250

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>>30831424
Wow, still combining! Do any of them individually beat him though?

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>>30829590
>father figure
>around the same age
Nigger. He's just like one of my nerd friends.

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>>30789356
I now self-insert as Vesper, so I want him to fuck everyone's oshi.

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>>30816741
He's literally said that reddit produces no original content you fucking retard shitposter.

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>>30831833
he's younger than me
I still wish he was my dad

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>>30831933
https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/lece9x/hey_there_im_randon_a_new_vtuber_i_plan_on/
kek

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>>30831424
>His views are actually worse than almost everyone in Iluna.
When will you stop shitposting with this total views shit. The metric that actually matters is view-hours. Vesper holds around 5k viewers or so every time he streams, so you know he's getting at least 5k view-hours per hour he is allowed to stream plus whatever the VoD gets. Iluna talents have higher views when the stream ends, but if they averaged 1k-2k viewers that means they got less than half the view-hours per hour streamed. The higher view count just means more people joined and left after a few minutes. And if less people are watching the stream live, its safe to reason less people will want to watch a significant portion of the VOD too, especially when it is long (and I mean actually watching a big portion of it. Not click it and close the tab a minute later, which inflates view count without actually increasing view-hours).
He's not bigger than all of Iluna put together, but he is doing very well, and if he can keep up his 5k+ viewers during long streams after the 1hr limit is lifted (which he probably will because his viewers are nearly always still increasing when he ends stream), he will be making more than any of them individually.

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>>30832127
oh my god, I can't believe he shilled himself. how could he do it.

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>>30829344
chances are this man is more knowledgeable about tea than you

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>>30832185
>And if less people are watching the stream live, its safe to reason less people will want to watch a significant portion of the VOD too

Complete bullshit just look at Gura.

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>>30831610
Maria made about just as much in donos and has about 2x more vod views. Ren made less in donos but he completely murders him in views. He's about on par with Scarle.

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>>30831390
Yes, but what should I watch then?

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>>30832989
>vod views
ah yes my favorite Niji cope.

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>>30789356
I hope he gets his dick wet with these EN bitches then dumps their lazy asses.

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>>30834023
Needs an Uncle Nowa edit.

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>>30834627
Needs an edit with happy wojaks

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>>30833049
You mean the thing that Cover talks about in their financial statements? It's not like they mention CCV but you likely have too much /#/ brainrot.

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>>30791158
You can 100% watch homostars and still not want them to collab with the women

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>>30795913
I know you're shitposting, but him and botan could probably do some interesting computer build collab

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>>30803635
Anon, connor is actively annoying

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>>30830791
You can probably go for nina but she's not great
Fauna doesn't really do it right either
There's some indies that do it alright

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>>30789356
He just needs a camera when he is doing stuff like disassembling a computer. His content seems legit interesting otherwise.

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>>30803635
If anything Vesper is more like Ironmouse, a legit old nerd that attracts saviorfags. Difference is that Vesper plays into his maturity, while Mouse t heavily downplays it.

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>>30838138
he's ok but he's also a wildly different person from vesper

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>>30814610
Not impossible but certainly improbable.
I’m a bit like him and you can’t even find me online easily unless you’ve got my full name.

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>>30789356
>How does he do it?
Actual answer?
He's what adults were meant to be like.
Nowadays even people in their 50s are just fat saggy teens.

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>>30789356
he was an amazing conversationalist in his past life and that clearly hasn't changed going corpo

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>>30789356
I haven't seen Ame or Anya in his chat, when did that happen? I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just curious when you saw it.

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>>30795913
Can you fucking not? I don't want them to force their unfunny cunt to Vesper. I fucking hate women so much it's unreal

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>>30789356
Literally just be old and reasonably well adjusted.

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>>30837940

CCV make 0$.

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>has Mori, Ame, Bae, fucking Kronii, Fubuki, Risu, Zeta, Ollie, Kobo, Anya, in his chat constantly
>fucking Kronii

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>>30789443
And this is what makes him a threat, he's going to make male/female collabs acceptable and lead to those who actually want to fuck your oshi.
Hololive about to become like nijiEN

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Vesper ruined hololive for me. He made me realize the girls are godawful entertainers.

Vesper is the equivalent of a late night commentary I'd watch after school. As much as I'd want to put him as background noise, I keep turning my attention to his streams because he keeps catching my attention.

Take the homo pill, anon. You will not regret it.

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>>30851245
Agreed. When he mentioned tails gets trolled today I had to inadvertently kneel, because he's too fucking similar to me.

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>>30851245
>Had only planned to watch the homos during their debut week out of pity
>Ended up watching them every day even when they overlap with my oshi
At this point, I'm genuinely more interested in Stars EN Gen 2 than Gen 3. They're just that good.

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>>30851245
He's great when you gotta do things you can autopilot and pay full attention to him. I was painting today and just listened to him for like 4 hours with little awareness of what I was doing.
>>30855126
>Had only planned to watch the homos during their debut week out of pity
I wasn't going to bother but I saw this getting delivered so I had to. Didn't expect too much but I genuinely enjoy their streams.

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>>30849992
hololive girls will actually stream now? Thanks vesper!

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>>30855126
Stars 2 also means needing less collabs with the girls or external collabs, and more chances for bigger collabs and multiplayer games.

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>>30789978
He reminds me of one my coworkers. Interesting to talk to, likes to fish and drink beer after work, stays out of trouble. No homo but out of EN vtubers this guy is genuinely fun

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Our boy is growing up so fast. Glad to see going corpo worked out for him.

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>>30789356
kek what a flop

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he has a shit model so he has to make up for it by actually being good at his job

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>>30861998
Man's model is a massive debuff from his roommate version

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but mori is the true dad...

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>>30791158
you sound genuinely deranged
t. hololive manager

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>>30789356
I will never forgive the fuck that spammed
"come home r*ndom" in /nijiEN/ dude cursed us and he went stars

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>>30789356
>How does he do it?
By not acting like a zoomer

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>>30864985
The one downside of him joining StarsEN pilot branch instead of NijiEN is that he would've probably been able to keep something closer to his old model in Niji

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>>30789356
He's just fun to listen to and he's obviously been on the internet for a while. If anyone can handle streaming and having a noticeable presence, it's him. He has a lot of things going for him, like overall experience, his general taste in things, and his ability to somehow always have interesting things to say for simple chatting streams. The guy shouldn't be underestimated.

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>>30865660
I'm kind of worried that he might use up all of his zatsudan ideas on his arsenal

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>>30849160
>krono gets to impregnate this every night

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>>30789356
He is an embodiment of pre 2010s internet in the form of a nice old man.
And so his content (and to a lesser extent all the ENstars) call back to a time before the mass marketization of the internet where people just had fun online.
Because of this people who drifted away from online personalities when they all became HEY WHATS UP GUYS, HOLY FUCK THATS SCARY, REMBER TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!! and thought that they just didn't like the content anymore can find something like what they used to have.
To use a food analogy (I know fuck off) its like when a restaurant changes the recipe over time until the thing you eating tastes completely different but you are not aware and just think your tastes have changed. Then a different restaurant starts making the same thing and you give it a try. Its still not exactly the old recipe but its much closer and so you start eating the dish again at the new place.

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>>30851245
Yeah I still watch mommy but aside from her I basically stopped watching the girls because I just prefer Vesper

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Uncle Nowa > your problem

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>>30789356
>>Fujocash is okay when it's Holo
>imagine my lack of shock

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone cockfeed me on why he's called Uncle Nowa?

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>>30867952
2ch nickname for him

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>>30792743
Pekora-tier work ethic.

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>>30867952
Noir>nowa-oji because nips>MTL>uncle nowa

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>>30800720
When I get cash I'll do it. Screencap this.

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>>30831424
>that fucking Dragon Ball smashing meme

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>>30868030
>>30868437
How the fuck does No... Noir... Noah... Nowa. Wow. Dude.

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>>30821654

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>>30864985
NONE of the current models in ILUNA would fit him.

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>>30790424
But I don't like girls.

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>>30790424
>who would love you
good joke

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>>30867952
Japs

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>>30790568
I like Luxiem...

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>>30791158
Males have dominated virtual streaming since before Hololive was a company. How new are you?

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>>30789356
>has Mori, Ame, Bae, fucking Kronii, Fubuki, Risu, Zeta, Ollie, Kobo, Anya, in his chat constantly
He's like the dad they never had.

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>>30869682
also his personality doesn't fit niji in the slightest. He's too chill and bro for that and isn't into fujobaiting

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>>30869650
Loanwords get weird. His name is ノワール (nowaaru) in nip. They write what they hear, adjusted to their phonetics.

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He drew this

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>>30789356
Him and Magni are the only tempus I can tolerate watching, they’re both very funny for good reason.
>Magni: he’s unhinged in a good way and has a solid sense of humor but he’s still adapting to streaming so that’s his only flaw

>vesper: has some kino just chatting streams where he never runs out of topics of discussion but unlike kiara he’s actually talking about engaging stuff, he laughs like a maniac but it’s oddly wholesome and genuine.

Overall I like tuning into their stuff, I know the homos are a big no for a lot of you but atleast check these two out, I never thought I’d watch but here I am.

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>>30871609
I actually hope gramps gets to fuck kronii, I’m rooting for him.

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>>30792402
I'm in my mid 20's and he's relatable. Kinda. And more entertaining than Myth or Council, in my opinion.

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FauNoir collab when
i feel like those two would have the most interesting conversation ever

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He's not old! I'm not old! We'll both live at least another 40 years

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>>30818895
EO?

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>>30873862
Fauna does strike me as a type who can have conversations that going into uncommon subjects without getting verbally grossed out or ruining the moment, I'm worried Nowa would shy away from talking about things. Maybe Fauna would be able to coax him out of his shell a bit

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>>30873862
As much as I'm a fan of both of them I could be wrong but I suspect Fauna will steer clear of the guys

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>>30789356
Came for Project Zomboid, stayed for the chill boomer stream.

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>>30792012
I feel he's more comparable to Yashiro in terms of "salaryman otaku" vibe even if it's not necessarily reflected in his current design.

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is it just me or does he sound like the og khan academy narrator?

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>>30874240
They should at least give him an alt outfit for it

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>>30851245
>>30867149
Same. Was only watching Gura, Ina, and Ame, and I've since dropped all of them and been only watching Vesper, but enjoying when the boys collab.

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>>30869649
Uncle Nigga...

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I have to give the schizoposter some credit on his claims. I think vesper is a chill guy, Im constantly rooting for him and I wish him the best but I dont watch his streams, only a few clipper vids. Until threads like this pop up and MAKE ME have to watch him. I feel like Im being coerced, isnt it enough that I'm rooting for him? Im 36 I used to dumpster dive for 1mb ram cards and wolfenstein floppies but there's no way in hell I'd boast about in front of thousands of live viewers especially if I sounded like neil degrasse tyson. I can watch clips but I cant stomach full streams because they're too cringey.

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>>30873960
>We'll both live at least another 40 years
Death flag set. Rip anon.

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>>30869649
so when he eventually does a karaoke stream, can we suggest him rap songs?
we lost our chance with sana so grandpa has to do it

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>>30790270
Axel is good. Though I wish he could stream more Apex or fps

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>>30803635
Vesper has no Chris Broad to leech from

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>Vesper's family doesn't know of his power level
Holy crap he's just like me :0

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>>30875382
doesn't cannur have like 1 million more subs than chris

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>>30871609
Paparat is a legit legend though.

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>>30875102
>self shame
>that picrel
checks out

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>>30789356
There are billions of brotubers online, your pathetic faggots are just as parasocial as the unicorns watching the girls, you have no fucking friends or they are so pathetic you unironically think this boring faggot is the funniest dude alive. Kill yourselves you beta cucks.

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he mad

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30876008
Watch out! His big alpha dick is going to whack you

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30876008
Damn bro you got me

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>>30875102
>36
>is still bothered by cringe
Never gonna make it

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>>30869649
thats the reason why every single Enslut want to colab with him

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>>30789356
>>30789443
>>30791073
Hes a 36 year old boomer who's married. He's the least threatening male you've possibly asked to join Holostars EN possible.

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>>30876008
>thinking he's boring
if you find literally nothing he talks about interesting, I have very bad news for you

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>>30800720
Wanna hear my rrat
They are jealous, she saw Nowa's fanbase (at least half are women)
Kronii hates coomers and she wants to share a similar brotuber fanbase

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>>30849160
Kronii has 2 choices:
>an hero
or:
>suck daddy vampire off and binge read erotic novels