/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

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Previous Thread: >>30702960

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Gigashrimp

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>>30744928
Yeah me

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>>30744928
Me on the bottom

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gullible gambler

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Gura cute

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I went outside. I think my wife would be happy I self improve. Can't stop thinking about her though. I love her so much.

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Child...

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>>30745370
Hang on where did you go where they're serving her piss on tap like that

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>>30745370
Anon please stop wearing cargo shorts

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>>30742982
>First diaperfags now fatfags

Will Gura ever get a decent doujin? Is there hope from the rest of comiket ?

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>>30745370
Nice fingy

[Anonymous No.]

What's Gooba's cunny like?

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>>30745697
Weird bait.

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>>30745009
This patch is so nice, mind letting me know where you got it/the image data?

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>>30745508
Slurpp
>>30745575
B-but they're convenient.. does Gura not like them?
>>30745703
What's a fingy?

I love Gawr Gura!!

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>>30745948
They just don't look good at all. Flat front shorts will make you look more sharp

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>>30744928
Gura's erotic fantasy.

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>>30745948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7ndXwvBu4&t=10720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLGVvZWWQsk&t=860
She doesn't mind cargo pants but she hates cargo sharts. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

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>>30745697
they get "fatter" by then end if you know what I mean

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>>30745948
https://youtu.be/MLGVvZWWQsk?t=860

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>>30746108
I will become the gigashrimp for her

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>>30745931
I used Twillry for it, but he's dead now. If you know of someone else that makes cheap one off patches please let me know.

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>>30744840
Cute

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I think Gura should start a fashion line for us.

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>>30745370
>>30745575
>>30746252
I feel like the majority of shorts they sell are cargo shorts, like it is harder to find shorts that are not cargo shorts

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>>30746459
thanks!

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https://twitter.com/Twilight_3D/status/1558505880034988036
This approaches.

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>>30746084
>>30746252
:/
Well I usually wear semi-formal wear but I feel bad wearing it when drinking.

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>>30746668
still would

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>>30746583
She will. Who provided you with info though?

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>>30746628
Where do you shop at? Two pair of flat front chino shorts is all you really need for day to day wear and they're pretty easy to find if you aren't shopping at a place like Walmart or Old Navy.
>>30746675
It's okay anon, check out Uniqlo or Ralph Lauren for some good shorts. A pair of khaki and a pair of navy will go with most outfits.

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>>30746668

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I think Gura actually loves us.

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>>30746583
Gura will start a fashion line for fembuds only.

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That doujin was awful

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Is there any way to be smarter?

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>>30747020
Why would you want to do that?

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>>30747020
Swallow ojisan's special milk

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>>30746797
Deduction based on her designing her birthday merch shirt and her interest in fashion.

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I wish that like once a month, Gura would do a cooking stream where she makes something from a recipe that she posts on twitter ahead of time so that we can cook the same thing together during the stream.
Then afterwards, we could share our results or something using a hashtag. I think it would help Gura and chumbuds learn to cook and it would be a nice activity to do together.

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>>30746965
One day Kinnotama will do a Gura doujin

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>>30746933
Anon, she needs to actually sell something from it.

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>>30747020
No. Sorry Gura.

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>>30747273
Not really. It's a vanity project and she wants to design cute clothes for cute girls not MALES

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>>30747219
Anon we're lucky to get a single special stream a month let alone any kind of regularly scheduled one, also Gura is allergic to repeating ideas and craves variety.

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>>30747327
Her shrimps need help dressing for conventions.

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>>30746423
Wonky as fuck, but I still appreciate the attempt.

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>collab isn't until like 11 pm
well, looks like I won't be sleeping before my shooting match, again, I have like a fucking Gura/Mumei tier sleeping schedule right now

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>>30747377
Gura should view it as a continuation rather than a repeat.

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>>30747524
Wouldn't help, she's garbage at continuing thigns

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>>30745009
I think I forgot to post a couple more pics I took

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>>30747649

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>>30747649
Fill the jar with some transparent white fluid anon.

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>>30747377
The variety could come from the different kinds of recipes she could use. And besides, it would basically just function as an elaborate zatsudan.

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>>30747904
That's disgusting

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>>30747904
Goom isn't supposed to be transparent anon...

[Anonymous No.]

I often think about Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a great dancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJdpKc-ENSI

[Anonymous No.]

Herro, any sign of the Gooby?

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>>30748624
Twitter early morning and her house is bigger in Rust.

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>>30748622
Wait a minute I remember that song

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I AM PROUD OF MY DAUGHTERWIFE

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Me at the front of the line

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What games does she have on Steam besides Rust and MHW?

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>>30749287
Valheim
Dead by Daylight
Powerwash Simulator
The Isle

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>>30749287
Most of the games she's played on stream

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>>30748622
Cunny? On youtube?
Amazing.

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.

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So have you guys been doing any reps?
I've done nothing except sleep and watch random youtube videos, just generally being a useless piece of shit.

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>>30749664
I've been practicing piano for roughly an hour per day, having next to no prior experience

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Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgE6mZUGCOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgE6mZUGCOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgE6mZUGCOE

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Did you know that Gawr Gura is a Shark-girl Idol of Hololive EN

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>>30749736
>11pm
Fuck.. I can watch for only an hour.

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>>30749736
Based

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I love my sharkwife

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>>30749736
soon

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>>30746628
no

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>>30749722
That reminds me I need to pick up my guitar again. I got discouraged when I hit a wall in my skill. I'm not that bad I just need DEVOTION.

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1558553594139496449
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1558553594139496449
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1558553594139496449

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>>30750243
So wait... Real feet or?

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>>30750273
Gee anon, I wonder.

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Actual feet??

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wait FEET!???

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>>30750137
If you want motivation quick just think about impressing Gura and accompanying her as she sings her favorite songs
It works

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>>30750273
Yes anon, they asked the members to send real feet pics, but they are not going to show them on stream

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>>30749736
noice, hoping for gura to really break free and gush about feet all she wants

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Gura is gonna be so wet during this

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>>30749664
I am also being a useless cunt. I want to pick up some sort of hobby, but I'm unsure as to what. I wanted to start lifting, but I'm a 30 year old grandpa and a decade of throwing freight has my shoulders in a rough spot. I tried coding for a while and discovered I would unironically rather kill myself. I'm warming up towards learning to draw, I guess. I'm not sure how that'll go since my wrists aren't in great shape either, but it seems fun.

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>>30750400
And she'll pretend that she isn't.

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>>30750400
>>30750452
make sure to wear your headphones. I normally don't, I normally just play it off the computer speakers because my neighbors refuse to confront me on being noisy because they know I am the only one in the building who owns guns, but this time it is a good idea to wear headphones so you can hear Gura playing with herself

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>>30749664
Forcing myself to learn 3D modeling and trying to get 30 minutes of exercise in daily so I hopefully will have better energy levels.

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>>30750532
T o T

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>>30750335
I thought it was obviously not going to not be real as well, but she used the word "photos" in the tweet. Just ESL?

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Gura and her bf sound like they make a nice couple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZSFsa6c32c

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>>30750137
I've been playing guitar for like 10+ years now. Keep at it. Those rough patches suck, but there's no better feeling than being able to play a song you enjoy.

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>>30750532
>I normally just play it off the computer speakers because my neighbors refuse to confront me on being noisy because they know I am the only one in the building who owns guns, but this time it is a good idea to wear headphones so you can hear Gura playing with herself
I doubt it's legal for you to own a firearm.

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>>30750635
The thumbnail has a silhouette of a model's feet so my enthusiasm is significantly dampened.

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>>30750665
>muh trans atlantic cock
imagine having a whore oshi when you could have an oshi who is so autistic her only boyfriend ever was a long distance edate with someone she never met irl and who she isn't currently dating and therefore she is still a virgin and has never had a real relationship or sex. This is why Gura is the best

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>>30750665
oh look, a newfag.

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>>30750635
There is a small posibilite it is real photos, but they also use that term for the models, you know keeping the illusion

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So is it going to be real feet or their avatar’s feet?

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Here's the timestamp for Gura's base in Rust from Mel's stream, if anyone is interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wq6pK3QAoc&t=7405s

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>>30750731
gura ignored the memo and sent full album of her ilr ones

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>>30750709
very cool and very legal. Though I am pretty sure I am in an FBI groomer discord because there was a delay for 24 hours on my last background check and also there is a fag in that discord who sent a cosplay of him with a pippa wig and gura costume to Pippa and it got shown on stream

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That's pathetic

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>>30750770
I sincerely doubt any EN, ID, or JP members are going to send in pics of their roommate's feet, anon.

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>>30749664
Don't be so hard on yourself. You can probably tell a lot of interesting stories from these videos

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I'm just happy Gura is finally collabing with Reine. Always felt like they would have great chemistry with each other.

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>>30750757
It's obviously just a newfag trying to revive shit that's been discussed and dead for over a year and a half, but that doesn't mean you have to reply to it

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>>30750772
what's up with that half roof jutting out the wall?

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>>30750832
so they are probably going to show model feet on stream, but do you really think Gura hasn't bulled Fauna, Kronii, Ame, IRyS and Mumei into sending her feet pics for her personal enjoyment?

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>>30750883
I want to see them interlock their toes

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>>30750883
I'm hoping it leads to more collabs, I really like Reine.

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>>30750731
Why would you assume they would be rating their real feet? You’d want to watch a stream of them just reacting to photos you can’t see?

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I fucking hate ironic feet memers.

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>>30750772
Thank you I was searching for it.

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>>30750906
>bullied
IRyS and Mumei sent them all on their own

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>>30750955
Yes

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>>30750955
I don't think they'll do that, but yes it would be funny

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>>30750959
Let's not pretend Gura is innocent here and didn't encourage them.

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>>30750955
Of course? That would be way better than a model stream.

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>>30750832
The IDs send pictures of them wearing swimsuits irl and I think Nene and Lamy talked about sending pictures to Polka wearing the underwear she gave them as a gift. But I doubt is IRL pics, yeah.

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>>30750959
Agreed, feet are unironically erotic.

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>>30751012
I want her to be guilty, but guilty of making people really like feet. That's hot. A bunch of faggots shouting feet for hahah ameme hehehe is fucking cringe.

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>>30750855
I've just been watching neat videos of people silently walking around Japan. They're pretty comforting.

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>>30750955
Yes

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>>30751071
That's the nice thing about her pissy cunny, she can discuss that with us and probably no one will shout it during panels.

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>>30749664
College and some JP reps, also started reading again.

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>>30750986
>sent them all on their own
Moomes is a late bloomer and is afraid that Gura, who is the prime SNOT stacy, will girl bully her and not collab. IRyS is afraid Gura will beat her up as IRyS is the only one in EN who might as tiny and weak as Gura

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I would think feet review would be better on Gura's channel because of the brand but whatever.

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>>30751213
I'd watch Gura and IRyS duke it out as neither will be able to hurt the other, like a couple of children.

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The collab is at 5am for me and I only have a single small can of red bull. How do I stay awake?

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>>30751164
Next time she does a live panel I am going to buy tickets and shot "Gura pissed in Ame's bed on June 19th, 2022 and is currently wearing a diaper"

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>>30751295
I speak from experience when I tell you that kids can absolutely injure one another.

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>>30751261
Yeah, but was Reine's Idea, so it's on Reine's channel.

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>>30751261
This was Reine's idea so it's going to be on hers

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>>30751261
Gura and Reine are both feet girls, so it's fine

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>>30751331
just sleep? it's 6 hours away that's basically a feel sleep

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Will Reine apply correction?

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>>30751332
Stick to the diaper part. That's actually true.

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>>30751331
sleep?

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>>30751331
stop being belgium

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>>30751412
>Stick to the diaper part. That's actually true.
Why must diaperfags continuously peddle this lie with no proof

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>>30751332
It'd be better if you didn't, hecklers are annoying.

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the shark

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>>30751331
It's at midnight for me and I work nights.
I'm the most woke around that time.

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>>30751406
>>30751425
I will try, but I'm used to staying up until 2am for Gura. I usually crash sometime during her stream.
>>30751432
I live in a different shithole

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>>30751550
>I'm the most woke
damn ok nigga i see you
stay woke my brother

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>>30751487
>despite being half the size of Mumei Gura clearly has a massive bladder and can regularly go 4 to 5 hours on stream without peeing
>>30751295
I wonder how small IRyS is. Because IRyS said on stream that she was the size of a 5 year old when she was 10. IRyS is the only one Ame didn't meet and Ame did say Gura was the smallest and smaller than Bae Granted Ame said Kiara was busty and we have all the evidence of Gura being small. Too bad there wont be a GuraRyS off collab unless all the girls go to japan

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>>30751550
what is it like working at midnight in brazil?

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>>30751659
It's not that hard. I can go for hours without peeing, so long as I don't drink a single drop of anything.

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>>30751708
Girls need to pee more often due to their lack of dick
Gura is tiny as fuck and therefore has smaller bladder capacity
And we know Gura drinks will streaming and is conscious of making sure she doesn't dehydrate herself

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>>30751691
I work in Atlantic Canada I don't hate my job right now.

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>>30751659
>can regularly go 4 to 5 hours on stream without peeing
I get what you're implying but it still doesn't mean she wears diapers though

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>>30751659
IRyS is like 150-160cm. She's pretty much the average Japanese woman size.

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>>30751659
I think IRyS is small too but probably not as small as Gura

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>>30751796
hahaha wouldnt it be funny if she just peed in her chair while streaming? she could even make it like a special segment of the stream instead of going to the bathroom it would be so hilarious and entertaining lmao haha. and she could like describe how cold and wet and embarassing it is that would be such a funny and creative thing to do hahahaha

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I love gura

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>>30751852
When did she say that? 150cm is like 4'11" and 160cm would be 5'3" which is taller than Kiara. Gura is probably between 4'9" and 5', especially if she is shorter than Bae.
>>30751855
I wonder what the order is. Like I am pretty sure Gura is the smallest, but then I'm not sure beyond IRyS and Bae I think are the 2nd and 3rd smallest, not sure the order, and Mori is the tallest

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>>30751943
>cold
also why do you think she switched form the herman miller chair to the ethot chair that hurts her back? It is because she peed on the herman miller chair and now it smells so she put it in the next room

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>>30751943
>hahaha wouldnt it be funny if she just peed in her chair while streaming
https://youtu.be/fp_tHKAjhyU?t=10914

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>>30751981
>When did she say that?
Not trying to flex but I know HERyS since 2018.

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I don't love Gura.

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>>30752162
thats weird that she gave a range and not a number, especially when that range is big enough to put her shorter than Bae at the low end and taller than Kiara at the high end

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>>30752213
That's a lie.

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>>30752213
I did NOT post this

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I'm the happiest when I cuddle with my daughterwife .

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gawr :3

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>>30752337
Hi larper

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I LOVE HER! T u T

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>>30752337
I agree

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>>30752491
?
i'm not larping, i just like gura

[Anonymous No.]

That thumbnail makes it look like she has a cock bulge

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>chumkeks will defend this

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>>30752540
I love HER

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I hope one day Gura can be as based as Anya....
Literally deleted her breasts and got a fucking face mask to shit on her old rigger.

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>>30752541
She has a nice tummy

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>>30752595
With my fucking life

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>>30752620
what did she do exactly? I just saw the pic with the mask

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GAWR GURA!

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>>30752607
Well of course. She's a girl, HER. Yes! HER!!
I love HER a lot too tbqh.

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GURA GAWR!

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>>30752595
I've listened to this so many times on repeat.

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>>30752746
The mask is part of her outfit its not shooped on or anything.
She legit got a facemask and got rid of her boobs to flex on Shin.

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>>30753029
Her boobs are still there, they're just slightly smaller. I don't follow her though, did drama actually happen or just headcanon?

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>>30752922
is she pregnant

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>>30753029
how does the mask and lack of boobs flex and did she specifically ask for smaller tits? Some girls have pretty consistent tits and some girls like Ame keep changing sizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30752922
too fat

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>>30753180
She wound up a shortstack tittymonster on accident, she was meant to be flat. It was a rigging fuckup for her debut, and the moment she got her second outfit she jumped on it and never went back.

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>>30753180
>>30753247
God damn how new?

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>>30753281
I'm white so I dont watch indogs

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>>30753281
>implying

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>>30753312
no really how new?

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>>30750832
they can send them, and not just show it on stream

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>>30752815
https://youtu.be/Ct-AfZJOfUI?t=23

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>>30753339
>doesnt know anything about Gura's rigger
>pretends to be a chumbud
you dont need to watch every hololive member to know about things that directly relate to Gura.

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>>30753428
If Gura doesn't talk about it on stream I don't care.

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will you kill yourself when she graduates

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>>30753471
let's flip a coin to find out!

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>>30753467
t. eamate

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>>30753471
Why would she graduate? this is the peak of 2022 for her channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753471
Only if she goes 100% dark
>>30753541
he said WHEN, which will happen some day.

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>>30753534

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>>30753471
No, I'll just follow her to wherever she goes next, if I'm able to.

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>>30753222
yes that's why i posted it

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>>30753471
Metaphorically

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>>30753471
I will just cry a lot, Then watch where she goes.

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>>30746628
A non-cargo short cargo shortage.

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>>30753471
Unless she disappears, no.

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>>30753471
I will go back where I came from, I was HERfag before I was a chumbud. If she pulls a nyanners though then I would seriously consider that option because she is literally the only woman in the world I don't want to see pull a nyanners from. If I chicken out though I would at the very least bathtub my pc and leave my country.

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>>30747020
stop thinking and start doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753776
>become smarter by not thinking
yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753471
In what, 10 years? She isn’t leaving anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753839
From the CRE Q&A sounds she already made plans.

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>>30753471
ill care far more than i do about any great geopolitical event in my lifetime but that's not a high bar so probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, stop talking about depressing topics...

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>>30753471
Only if she drops off the face of the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753839
>10 years
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753977
I like feeling depressed, it makes me whole

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753977
rember happy day

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753839
Bro Hololive will be dead in 10 years.
All we can hope is she lasts until the company dies and shes allowed to take her avatar with her.

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>>30753763
>>30753998
imagine if she just ghosted us

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>>30754084
>and shes allowed to take her avatar with her
That's probably not going to happen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753977
sorry chumbie but that coupon is expired

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753835
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the shark girl alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754130
Would if the company died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753835
Pretty much. No joke
As you progress in your knowledge and understanding of things, the lower level tasks and ideas you should be capable of working through without thinking. For example, like how you can type on your keyboard without looking or needing to think about where specific keys are.
Conscious interference and ego gets in the way, slowing progress and preventing people from being their absolute best. You do have to stop thinking to some extent in order to "be smarter" and get to the next level

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754292
yes she died because chumbies are so stinky

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing could be better than Gooba doing a feet review stream on my birthday

[Anonymous No.]

She's morbing out

[Anonymous No.]

Went to visit a KFP thread and they didn't want my Shrimpy stink there. I'm sad...let me have sex with one of you to cheer myself up

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754441
Fuck, I cant believe gura died from the coronavirus. White supremacy strikes again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754616
But I'm an unskilled virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

I want gura to rate my smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754616
just remember how they look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
hey, he kind of looks like the chicken guy from toy story

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
Do chumbuds look better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
Kyle Gass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
I'm also fat and balding though...

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>>30754391
wouldn't that mean not having to think about certain cognitive functions is an indication of progress as opposed to a method of achieving it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754894
I'm kind of ugly, but still much better looking than that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754894
Once I get some hair implants, I'll become the poster chumbud displaying my muscular body and handsome face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754886
Lmao holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754962
kill yourself frog faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755036
>>30754806
memes truly shape reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754894
We have cute little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755075
seethe for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30753180
>Right from the start, Anya has insisted that she's supposed to be flat, and that the tits were a fuckup by her rigger. Art by her mama also has her flat, so clearly they agree.
>The hololive subreddit got pissed off because of how scuffed Gura's cat outfit was compared to everyone else, blaming the rigger. The head mod said they would talk to the higher ups about it. People assumed that would be the end of it and Umiushi would be gone.
>Months later, Anya got her second outfit, and it turns out Umiushi is still somehow finding work. Her face is completely fucked up, and it looks like she's wearing a mask.
>The subreddit once again goes up in flames over it. The mod actually throws management under the bus by implying that they ignored the previous complaints. They say they'll bring them up again
>Apparently management got the message second time around, because Umiushi hasn't done any work since then.

[Anonymous No.]

I simply love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHHH GRA-CHAN *twinkle*

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755290
>Anya gets a facemask to flex on her shitty facemask
incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I send my feet to gura for review?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755747
be a hologirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755747
You can't

[Anonymous No.]

Chum buddies dick review next week with Shion okai ? :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755843
I better clean up

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755843
Oh no... how do I make the bruise go away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
nigga don’t pick on others for their looks. this is the vtuber board for fucks sake. Why do that here of all places? you know damn well every one in hololive has fans that look like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754616
I’m a sapling, but I like to get fucked by teamates. Maybe you could try the Ame thread?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck is wrong with y'all

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756106
huh?? what is this board coming to? now anons have preferences for fan groups they like to fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30755843
>Shion,look at that pathetic smelly meat stick
>kimoi, I bet it gets hard by thinking of little girls like us

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to sit on my dick and relieve herself. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756322
Actually making me hard. Stop it Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30750772
She takes a better look at it later on at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wq6pK3QAoc&t=9065s

[Anonymous No.]

So we're hornyposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756322
Good lord the thickness of the ropes I'd shoot if these 2 ever had a stream where they bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756440
>>30756617
Imagine if they laugh at you for being about to chum so fast and they keep denying your orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756556
Sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>A shark's mouth is not a place you want to be
>"But Gura, you're a shark and I want to be in your mouth"

[Anonymous No.]

Shion and Gura should collab more often. I really liked that Switch Sports stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756920
That made me diamonds. I had to chum after that stream

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone all day and now I'm excited to be home and ready to see my sharkwife in a few hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757039
Don't you dare drop that cookie, you brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757110
Drops it then smirks at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
Literally a sex offender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757189
Mating press correction is required

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757110
Did she drop that third cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754962
>wouldn't that mean not having to think about certain cognitive functions is an indication of progress as opposed to a method of achieving it?
That's the thing, is some people have bad habits when it comes to life and learning. So they essentially are always holding themselves back by refusing to let go of their constant conscious interference.
So yes, it is also an indication of progress. But you still have to be active everyday in maintaining the right habits that foster proper growth

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757110
oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754894
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757331
It's interesting that both times literal children have been at a Gura related event they've been chumbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757331
Not sure about the guy in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757428
Children find Gura cute and think that Mori is cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757319
GURA N-

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757480
Makes sense. And I guess they are basically the 2 most well known EN chuubas as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30747682
God, that smug ass face, she's just begging to be drowned in chum

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757555
I forgot this was a soundpost. lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757623

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757428
They dont watch Mori they just listen to her wigger music and think its cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757452
he wasn't alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757729
while she is undoubtedly a wigger, her music is more of the jigger style.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura so much it's crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757874
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

what the gura doin tonite

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758088

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758088
Feet stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758088
shes with me today sorry chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758088
Rubbing one out to the chumbies so she doesn’t get horny on the feet review stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30754806
fans reflect their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758164
Reine please, more english karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758088
Feet stream today. Back to the Future member stream tomorrow. Probably no extra stream after that. Monday is up in the air based on what Mori meant by time of the Jackbox myth vs Council collab. If it's her time then it might be on Monday, if not, then Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30757331
Oh I think I saw her there actually, or at least I remember a young Gura cosplayer there. I was in line at Acen for a panel where Gura was supposed to show up and I was next to her and a guardian. Unfortunately the line was insanely long so she didn't make it in.

[Anonymous No.]

GOD I LOVE GURA!

[Anonymous No.]

How long did it take until she broke the new years feet ban?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30746459
oh damn I didn't realize Twillry was dead.. I was thinking about getting some custom patches made and planned on using that site, guess it's time to find something new

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758398
A week I think? Not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756492
Gura's little sign is cute and I like the bgm Meru is using

[Anonymous No.]

You gonna be up for feet stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758398
>>30758516
in the same stream that she made her resolution she also said the word foot and asked if everyone wanted to sniff her feet
https://youtu.be/vlafJgBMrYk?t=12137
at 3:22:17

i love her

[Anonymous No.]

Am I gay if I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic shark cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759239
It ain't gay as long as the balls don't touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759239
I don't know, but you are confused.
Gura is a shark-girl, not a shark-boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759367
wait who neutered gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759377
You're posting a lot of talk and not a lot of proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759221
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759239
Absolutely not.
Wanting to suck on Gura's penises is perfectly straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759412
Nobody said she's neutered. Just as long as there is no inter-ball contact it's perfectly straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759422
proof next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realize, when I date Gura I am going to need to buy a kids gun because I think even my .22 is too big for her because it has a 14 inch length of pull and an octagonal target barrel making it kind of front heavy. They do sell a version of the same rifle for children that is .75 lbs lighter, 3 inches cut off the barrel and 13 inch length of pull and 5 inches shorter overall. Maybe even go with the nonoctaginal barrel model that is only 4.5 lbs. The other thing is I feel like I would need to put a red dot on it with how shit Gura's eye sight is. I have a red dot for my .22 but I normally shoot with irons. My shotgun currently has a manlet stock on it because the factory one was fine for birds, but too long for how I'd want to mount it shooting buckshot, but the manlet stock is too short and I'm likely going to hit myself in the face next time I shoot it. Plus I don't like shooting my shotgun anyway so it would likely kick too much for her unless I bought birdshot. Target AR is way too heavy for her and has an a2 stock. My carbine would be ok with a red dot I guess, but it sucks that I live in a cuckstate so I can't have the dangerous ergonomic feature of an adjustable length of pull, because I know the length it is on is annoying to me if I am wearing a coat and a backpack with how I like to do nose to charging handle
Do we know what guns Gura currently owns?

[Anonymous No.]

Since she's going to play FNAF whether you like it or not, which one should she play?

[Anonymous No.]

I still would shota Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759678
You don't have to worry about any of this because she's going to marry me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759679
First one, the rest are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759678
nigger do you really think gura couldn't shoot a 10/22

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759679
She should play the one with the sexiest animatronic characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759685
I like short haired, flat chested Gura. I'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30759930
I don't have a 10/22. I have a henry golden boy that has a 14 inch length of pull on the stock and a heavy 20 inch octagonal barrel.
That thing gets tiring to hold up normally for more than a few minutes due to it being front heavy unless you do like high power hold when shooting off hand and Gura isn't exactly big or strong.

[Anonymous No.]

when stream? I need shark girl fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>30760477
In 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30758282
Not familiar with Jackbox, you can hold 10 people in it?
And it's a bit crazy that all EN can join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30760674
I think it depends on the game mode.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when people were "mad" that Gura is NOT PROFESSIONAL and didn't PROPERLY REHEARSE the shill song?
Or the still ongoing anime thing?

Like holy shit, some of the Gura hate is so artificial it's insane.

[Anonymous No.]

Which holoEN could Gura realistically beat in a fight/wrestling match? Bae and IRyS would be closest to her size and Mumei is in a wheel chair, or do you think Gura would still get beaten up by all the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761183
Remember when people were praising Gura for seemingly intentionally botching shill streams?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when anonymous started posting bait completely unprompted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761261
Probably only IRyS.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Gura used to say she loved us and would put hearts in chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761261
Seeing how she and Ina had the closest match in arm wrestling, I'd put her on the maybe list.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761383
She said she loves me not too long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30756492
Gura's base looks like it got a few more rooms since yesterday...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761511
you wish that was you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761558
Is that jealousy I sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761270
based if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761511
God her voice is amazing even when she's mad/pretending to be mad. I hope some day she will yell at me like that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761624
nah, im happy for the guy, its just not (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761383

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761726
uh huh

[Anonymous No.]

Did she sing this song in past karaoke streams? I can't find any clips right now.
Sounds like the kind of song she would sing in members karaoke stream.

[Anonymous No.]

The cartel placed a curfew law of their own on my city LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761760
Im glad the chinks got killed.
EN and CN branches cannot co-exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>30750895
It's where she got her horse got stuck and now she Montecristo'd him to hide the evidence. It was also her access to the second story but she almost doubled the floor space of her base and apparently built another way up.
>>30761556
Was there any Gura sightings at all in yesterday's streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761432
wasn't Gura v Kiara technically closer because Gura won righty and Kiara won lefty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762071
Buddy... run away to Canada and apply for refugee status. If you get a tan before leaving then your chances increase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761921
>kanon
Trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761383
It's been a really long time, so no, not really...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762251
Funnily enough I've seen some ads inviting people to move to canada.

[Anonymous No.]

I think about Gura at least once an hour every day. I've had past relationships, and I'm not looking for a relationship right now, but once I'm settled and interested in having a GF again I'm afraid I'm going to constantly be comparing the girl to Gura since I'll still be watching her streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762071
stay safe chumigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762143
did she entomb her horse, lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762368
That's fine as long as you don't move to the US, we're full

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will play the lamb game next week, it was revealed to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762368
There are ads about it all the time, even the goverment promotes those programs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761383
Four more days and she'll say she loves us again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762071
VAMONOOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762463
I ain't moving anywhere, for all it's faults i still like living here and make enough money to be upper middle class.

[Anonymous No.]

So much for Gura's full EN Jackbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>30752595

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762749
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762749
just ame being ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762749
What new information have you stumbled upon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762789
>>30762805
Ame said she might not join since there wouldn't be room for her and she has something else planned that day. Not really surprising if Gura asked everyone on short notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762805
Ame said she won't be in it. Or that she doesn't think there's a slot for her, so maybe they had trouble fitting all 10 in, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30761383
She doesn't want to wear out its power. She's saving it for the under the sheets nude kissy ku100 ASMR stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762805
Ame saying that they are too many girls for the games and that she has something to do anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762143
>>30762457
If Gura entombed her horse, then I think you meant to reference The Cask of Amontillado, not The Count of Monte Cristo. But it was a good reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762199
Nah, Kiara barely won with her dominant hand against Gura's non-dominant hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762792
>>30762879
>>30762885
>>30762904
>Ame being left out of a Gura collab again
oh boy cant wait for the Teamates to cry for an entire week yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762792
>>30762879
>>30762885
>>30762904
Well I guess this really does prove Ame is mad because Gura wetted her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763219
So you think Gura could beat up Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762895
I dreamt that Gura did another members post. Was sad when I looked and saw it wasn't real. But she tweeted about the feet collab right after, so that was interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Here come the amesame antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763233
Teammates are going to cry, the real ones know she always does this retarded sacrifice thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763233
Which is funny because no one ever says anything when Ame leaves Gura out of a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30762879
Ah damn so Kiara will be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763257
She wet the bed by squirting to the idea of marrying us again, not by pissing. She forgot to put a towel down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763233
They don't seem to mind, and I refuse to believe that the shitposting is actual teamates

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763416
Boobs too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763478
You are replying to one of the thread shitters that falseflag as a teamate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763504
I know Gura actually has a AAA chest but I can appreciate a nice body as long as it doesn't have cowtits

[Anonymous No.]

can't wait to see Gura reacting to the incest jokes in Back to the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>30763416
That reminds, apparently there was a study done on what exactly squirting is (lucky bastard scientists) and they found that it both is and isn't just pee. What I mean by that is, while squirting is basically just the bladder emptying, what was interesting was that they would still squirt even if they had already emptied their bladders first. They found the bladder would rapidly fill up with liquid just to let it out. They tested it and found it basically was still urine, but of much lower concentrations than normal urine, it was mostly water.