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>get job as hololive camera man
>have to watch hot girls shake their ass and tits in front of you

>> No.30696444

>>30696261
It's A-chan on camera
Or Nodoka
Yes thats how i cope

>> No.30696507

>>30696261
LET ME IN KISHIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30696960

>>30696261
>hot girls
All them are average at most, Noel is the only exception

>> No.30697908

>>30696960
Noel only has big boobs that's it, choco is hotter

>> No.30698210
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Only burka can get hotter than this

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>>30696261
>hot girls
It's grown ass women pretending to be young women, and is probably more cringe than anything else.

>> No.30699243

>>30699159
Well I would film them with a hard on, so you're wrong fag

>> No.30699406

>>30696960
The average nip girl is hot

>> No.30699650

>>30696960
everybody's been doxxed to hell and back. and majority of the board is in agreement with mating with most, if not all of them

>> No.30699757

>>30699650
>majority of the board
are losers who would fuck with anything that has a hole.

>> No.30699844

>>30696261
Yeah me

>> No.30699846

I'd kill to see Mio's roommate in a mocap suit.

>> No.30699897

>>30699757
Not true, why are you upset that people want to bang holos?

>> No.30699917

>>30699757
Yeah, you're right. Now come over here

>> No.30700197

>>30696261
Sorry to burst your bubble but the movements were all me. The girls provided the voices and only had control of the faces.

Did you like it? Did you like the way I was moving? Did it make you hard? Huh? Did my hips make that dick hard? You aren't gay, right? The smooth and sexual undulation of my male body didn't make you cum or anything, right?

>> No.30700561

>>30699846
I am not one for doxxing but having seen Mio's roommate I will have to say I'd breed with her daily holy hell

>> No.30700606

>>30700197
It didn't, should have
Please improve your hipgame anon

>> No.30700685

r

>> No.30700726

a

>> No.30700752
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>>30699757

>> No.30700800

>>30700606
okay :(

>> No.30700826
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>>30699757
Drop the soap anon

>> No.30700899

this must be the paid thing right they're really letting that creative talent go all out now lmao

>> No.30701034 [DELETED] 

>>30699757
If there's a hole, there's a goal.

>> No.30701823

I WILL BREED THE HAGS!

>> No.30707695

>>30696261
Simple
>Wear diaper
>wear baggy pants to cover the fact that you wear diaper
>Record them doing their stuff
>When you can't hold it, just cum in your diaper. The diaper help abosrb your cum
There, you don't have to worry about being found out

>> No.30707758

>>30696960
>Calling them average
I bet you still fuck them given a chance

>> No.30708703

>>30696261
it would be the worst... Filming it all in person, but you are fired and blacklisted if you go anything beyond professional... the hell it would be....

>> No.30708762

>>30699757
and that is why I am fucking your skull

>> No.30708787

>>30708703
Use this tactic >>30707695

>> No.30709575

>>30696261
>the seiso idols of hololive

>> No.30711246

Just be gay
The girls won't turn you on

>> No.30714938

>>30699757
I love to fuck I got a fucking problem

>> No.30715539

>>30699757
I don't even look attractive either and I doubt anyone on this board looks good except for a minority so it's not really a stretch that most of us would fuck their RMs even if they're 4/10 at best

>> No.30715611

>>30715539
>4/10 at best
come on

>> No.30715635

>>30715611
I said even if, I know damn well that Choco and Lamy's RMs are way above that threshold

>> No.30715865

>>30696261
*have to watch average japanese woman in a not very appealing motion capture suit shake their ass in front of you.

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>>30715865

>> No.30715964

>>30696960
Noel has no ass lmao

>> No.30717444

>>30696960
Nah all of them except Marine (obese) are hot.

>> No.30717528

>>30715964
>no ass
lmao

>> No.30717559

>>30717444
So that's what they meant by her having the "biggest" ass in hololive

>> No.30717582

>>30715964
>he doesn't know

>>30717528
Marine needs to fix her diet, she only eats fast food and microwave food.

>> No.30717704

>>30696960
Choco and Aki are hot as well

>> No.30717712

>>30696960
If by Noel being the exception you mean she's below average, then yes, absolutely.

>> No.30717784

>>30696960
In order of attractiveness its
Choco>Noel>Aki>>>>>>>>>>>Marine

>> No.30717854

>>30696960
Nah only Marine is unattractive

>> No.30717964

I'm biased about their appearance, by the time I seen their rm I was already attached to them.
It's like I was hit by tons of digital pheromones and then looked at them

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>>30717444
>>30717784
>>30717854

>> No.30719606

>>30717444
lmao where is the source? (direct links only)

>> No.30719915

>>30699897
It's completely true, especially for asian girls.

>> No.30719974

>>30719915
It's not and the latter part of what you said is contradictory.

>> No.30724216

>>30696261
These men are watching my oshi dance...no...

>> No.30724561

>>30719249
Noel is a Whore

>> No.30724609

choco's tail looks weird

>> No.30725161

>>30724609
look too long

>> No.30725601

>>30725161
no, it's because it's rigid, not rope-like. immersion ruined.

>> No.30726179

>>30696261
>Talent freedom

>> No.30727632

>>30717444
>>30717582
>>30717784
>>30717854
Where did this cope start?
Marine is one of the hottest holos alongside Pekora, Miko, and Festival.

>> No.30728004

>>30727632
Maybe Marineschizo is one of the replies but I think it's mostly people inferring about rm appearance

>> No.30728073

>>30727632
Noel, Choco and Aki are all hotter than Marine.
Marine is fat, her diet solely consists of fast food and she is unfit.

>> No.30728163

>>30727632
Marine is obese with a giant forehead. You are delusional.

>> No.30728201

>>30696261
Now this is talent freedom

>> No.30728211

>>30727632
Matsuri is fucking ugly, she is fat and she relies on filters

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>>30728211
NTA but the problem is the name you're using.
This is Matsuri

>> No.30728346

>>30715539
I don’t look like shit & like to dress presentable, only problem I have is that I’m abit retarded.

>> No.30732070

>>30724561
MY whore

>> No.30732675

>>30696960
Japanese women aren't overweight or obese like western whores. That by default makes them hot.

>> No.30732925

>>30732675
>I've never been to japan

>> No.30736118

>>30717704
>>30717784
>no one talking about Mel

>> No.30737676

>>30736118
>confirmed used goods
Mel only serves as a public toilet, her face is hidden most of the time

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>>30732675
>Japanese women aren't overweight
>Okayu
>or obese
>Polka

>> No.30738635

>>30696261
This could've been a nice cuck thread but it devolved into roommate baiting

>> No.30738956

>>30696261
Holy shit is this what is happening in holoJP?
This is worst them vshojo wtf.

When did HoloEN became the bastion against whores?

>> No.30739602

>>30696261
>hot girls
Oh no no no no, he doesnt know!

But I would still fuck Marine tho cuz I am in love with her personality.

>> No.30739711

I just fuck my cousin. EZ sex.

>> No.30739778

>>30739602
Stop pretending my oshi is fat

>> No.30740049 [DELETED] 

>>30697908
Noel has a nice ass too, people are sleeping on it.
https://kemono.party/fantia/user/83679/post/1185371

>> No.30740387

>>30738956
>ESL
>EOP
Opinion unironically discarded

>>30740049
Enjoy your vacation, anon o7

>> No.30740587

>>30699159
A 30 year old woman pretending to be ten to thirteen years younger than she is in real life is actually profoundly hot. Especially if I, the younger man, get to roleplay as an authority figure in response. You fool!

>> No.30740952

>>30728073
there's no way she dances like she does if she's not at least half fit

>> No.30743346

>>30696960
Noel real tits (not the fake ones she uses for her lewd ASMR) are fucking trash and that's her only asset, literal bottom tier whore.

>> No.30747154

>>30732925
>>30737923
>America percent obese: 40%
>Japan percent obese: 3.6%

>> No.30747283

>>30747154
>They're not overweight
>T-This percentage doesn't count

>> No.30749489

US: 73.6% overweight including 41.9% obese
JP: 25% overweight including 3.5% obese

13% of JP women are underweight compared to1.8% of US women

>> No.30749718

>>30699757
you just described 95% of males, females always lie about men having unreasonable requirements but it's their projection

>> No.30752394

>>30749489
Overweight means BMI above 25, right?

>> No.30754142

>>30698210
This man does the lords work

>> No.30754458

>>30696261
>>have to watch hot girls shake their ass and tits in front of you
anon... the girls shaking their ass are fully clothed and there's no guarantee whatsoever they're hot (except MAYBE Noel and her allegedly massive tits).

>> No.30754510

>>30717444
your fantasies don't count as reality anon, take your meds.

>> No.30754652

>>30738956
>When did HoloEN became the bastion against whores?
since they lack a swimsuit 3D model, otherwise they would be whoring themselves for akasupas like their JP counterparts.

>> No.30754975

>>30743346
Retard

>> No.30755058

Dumbasses here calling Japanese girls fat when they have government mandated health checkups and social workers literally contacting you when they found out you're obese and getting concerned more than your actual parents.

Hell, Japan is the only country who have their social workers to do monthly (and sometimes weekly) welfare checks to lonely elderly all the time.

>> No.30755080

>>30743346
You fucking retard her tits are nice.

>> No.30755151

>>30755058
>Japanese girls aren't fat
>you just posted statistics proving some are even obese
>that doesn't count because....because

>> No.30755193

>>30755058
Explain Polka, Okayu and Marine.

>>30740952
Marine gets out fo breath talking and she performed the worst in the physical fitness tests in that 3D stream with Noel and Flare.

>> No.30755271

Marine is a landwhale, her diet consists solely of vast quantities of fast food and shitty microwave meals.

>> No.30755333

>>30755058
>have government mandated health checkups
I think those only start after you turn 40 or 50

>> No.30755341

>>30754458
Noel, Choco and Aki are confirmed to be hot.

>> No.30755394

>>30696960
Luna is the pretiest tho, and she got an amazing ass

>> No.30755455

>>30755151
>>Japanese girls aren't fat
>>you just posted statistics proving some are even obese
Do you even know how basic statistics work? The numbers show they're UNLIKELY to be American (fat).
>>30755271
don't try to project your own life into your oshi anon, it's not healthy.

>> No.30755560

>>30755455
Marine has straight up said thats what her diet consists of.

>> No.30755986

>>30696261
Someone explain to me how their 3D can still look this bad? The physics, the clipping, the control over unusual or small bodyparts. For selling virtual bikini shootings, I’d expect jiggle physics on thighs when they touch them with their fingers. This is nothing.

>> No.30756857

>>30715964
Yes the fuck she does.

>> No.30756939

>>30696261
>>30696444
Lamy said it's a woman operating the hand-held camera in the 3D streams.

>> No.30757005

>>30696261
Sasuga idol company. They're so bros, just like me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F8SLA5aMf4

>> No.30757028

>>30699159
t. faggot

>> No.30757541

marine is fat because i watched a clip about her eating fast food
wait till this schizo sees a clip about miko eating makudo everyday

>> No.30757594

>>30757541
>brings up Miko for no reason

>> No.30757634

>>30755271
Even better

>> No.30757644

>>30696261
AGHHH SEEEEX
I NEED A LINK

>> No.30759292

>>30755151
Do you even understand what I'm saying moron?
I said when they found out you're obese (that's actually pretty rare in Japan) social service actually check up on you.
I don't even mention number, but your retarded brain is so rotted you don't even think.

>> No.30759396

>>30699159
Can't get more low tes than this

>> No.30759474

>>30755193
>Talk about Polka
>They literally show her IRL body when she's bungee jumping for merch promo
>Literally normal body, not obese at all
Also Marine is not obese as well, Lui spill everything out about her body.
Dunno about Okayu, but I believe she's also not obese.
>Marine gets out fo breath talking and she performed the worst in the physical fitness tests
Recent live concert she's dancing all the time without losing breath. Also some women are skinny but weak at stamina as well.

Western anti are so deep down in obesity hole they can't even comprehend bodily function outside obese people.

>> No.30759550

>>30755333
Even then even Hololive managements actually monitoring their vtuber healths and drag them to hospital all the time.
There's a lot of stories from hololivers about how their managers keep making appointment with doctors to check their health

>> No.30759796

>>30699159
>Grown as women, forced to act like teenager, even wearing teen fashion clothing
That's fucking hot. Better if said grown women act all ashamed and blushing hard and uncomfortable while trying to act all cutesy wutesy.

>> No.30760795

>>30696261
>noel
Trying so hard, yet failing so hard. You're more than just boobs Noel...
>marine
My oshi. A man doesn't need to say more than that to express how he feels about his oshi
>choco
BARELY even trying, yet nailing it harder than anyone ever could. She really needs to stop tempting men like this, who knows what might happen...
>aki
The least talented and the most clumsy looking of the four. She looks like a child trying to imitate the other's whore hip whips without really understanding what she's doing. That childlike innocence combined with her womanly curves makes her the most tantalizing of the four. A perfect 10

>> No.30761043

>>30696960
Anon, hagposters are unironically fapping to Button and Mion roommate. All the girls are a feast as far as this board is concerned

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why can't Amerifatsos stop shitting the thread

>> No.30762846

>It's ok when hololive does it

>> No.30765394

>>30740587
this. man of taste.

>> No.30768824

Unicorns talk about shit like idol code and then will watch soft core porn with their oshi

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