/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

It's Always Sunny in Tempus Edition
Last thread: >>30620972

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #ScholArt
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

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good image

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the secret 5th member

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>>30629165
You mean me?

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>>30629165
He speaks english,spanish,japanese,portuguese AND chinese, its gonna be holostars Vsinger and have a debut album with 12 original songs

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>>30629165
watamelon

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>>30629165
somebody

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>>30629165
Does anyone have the Shrek edit?

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Vesper's here like 'Really? In front of my Meat Mithkabob +1?'

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I missed Altares unarchive.. what songs did he pick and were they kino?

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If they decide to do a smol version of the boys, they should have the pancake faces

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>>30630230
Check last thread

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>>30630230
fly me to the moon and moon river were the only ones i cared for because im an omega old fag but his voice can make most songs sound good.

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/MANS/ sings when?

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>>30630255
I vote Byong smols
To keep up having it be a prolific chibi artist in the community

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>>30629514

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>>30630213
>he's avoiding the sun
is he a...?

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>>30630230

https://mega.nz/file/W0QUETKL#-O9OvmWw9JZEABBhSY0igxidudFzvA9EcKSE6de0uZc
https://mega.nz/folder/a8dzjQoL#gr-RkylQVK1KsYn3uyQC6Q/folder/i0kjBZrB
Posting both because both anons are cool.

I was initially not very hyped about the song choice, but leader's singing is very nice.
ur mom gae - no u

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>>30630335
Meds

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>>30629165
am i stupid, cause that just look like Regis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42yw2DvKNOI
get ready

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>>30630330
The faces kinda look like the mochis from Hetalia

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ok whats the reason for them all having 1~ streams...?

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Here's my playlist I made to help stream TOTW and help out the stars boys.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6AZxXjss547Rv8tOT0b2FJ?si=MO3SWEVbRq6luPjutB5D_A&utm_source=copy-link

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>>30630445
Uncle Nowa, ah ah ah ah

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>>30630492
To prevent burnout like what happened to Magni

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>>30630492
*~ 1 hr long

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>>30630492
Good for VOD watching and easier to plan and schedule raids in their first few weeks. I don't especially like either but I'd be lying if I said I didn't see the merits to it.

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https://voca.ro/1fM2R0I1ZQ4Z

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>>30630230
Boomer songs and pop. His vocals were nice in pretty much everything so it's a good watch.

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>>30630492

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>>30630492
they say to prevent burnout but i think the real reason was to maintain higher viewer retention until a stable and consistent audience emerged. theyre starting to move away from the 1hr limit anyways.

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ok it's time to stop with the vocaroo attention whoring no more of that this thread

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>>30630693
> men
good joke sister, but there are no guys on the internet.
Apply to Holostars right fucking now or at least start a Twitch

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>>30630693
I would be happy to see your voice pop up every once and a while in these threads anon.

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>>30630742
Honestly that helped. If they didn't do that I would've stuck with Magni and Vesper, maybe even skipped some streams from them. But after Regis' Hades stream I'm gonna watch him a bit more closely.

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>>30630693
Hehe cute

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SHUT UP OYAJI ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/42yw2DvKNOI

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>>30630784
Sorry sister, I thought we were gonna do the joke this thread before dropping it.

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>>30630870
Oh wow that's actually kinda cool

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>>30630693
AMOGUS

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>>30621192
Thank you for making the archive folder
anon.
I can provide if you need an unedited version of Axel and Dez streams.

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Gramps voice in the song was great, cant wait to hear more from him, same with the maglord

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>>30630693
>>30630899
>>30630849
>>30630791
>femanons being down bad to /mans/bros
Bros, I've never expected this happening...

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I love this boomer bros

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>>30631107
shut the fuck up and watch nowa-oji clean the driveway

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>>30629165
Me and the bad bitch i pulled by being schizophrenic

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>>30631107
stfu keep this shit in the last thread

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he's so nervous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dios mio...

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nowa cute...

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Fucking women shut up and watch Nowa oji or go masturbate to Altare or some shit

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Aieee Nowa is shooting

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>>30631107
desu I feel bad for vocaroo posting in this thread and not the dying thread. Let's all just watch Nowa.

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>>30630693
Why are men such attentionwhores? Anyways show me your balls.

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>>30631316
As long as you've learned your lesson jackass

Bros before hoes, you know this

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>>30631107
ugh silence please

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I want to hire uncle nowa to clean my driveway and house

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>>30630693
SEXXXXXXXXXX

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>"Vesper Noir has never stolen a damn thing in his life"
Thief sim stream next week

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>>30630693
absolutely bud

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>>30630693
https://voca.ro/14AWpAIiq50t

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We need a new commandment. "Thou shall not turn the thread into a gay sex orgy"

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>>30631460
Nowa oji has probably never touched a simulator game before this moment

Except maybe QWOP

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>>30630693
Tits (male) or GTFO

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>>30631489
No way that's going to happen with Magni's sexy moans nearly every stream.

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>>30631489
i would fucking prefer not to but the manwhores on here LOVE attention

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Fuck you for vocaroo posting. Nowa oji is streaming and he's saying that he's never stolen anything in his life!

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>>30631392
Bro I deleted my post and they won't stop

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Sorry to ruin the illusion, but this thread is full of straight men.
Women make up a quarter of our users at best.
The amount of gays/lesbians is even lower than that.

Don't fall for the shitposting larpers

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Nowa has some incredible potential for singing.

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>>30631489
good idea but i think hornyposting should be exclusive to deadhours or if tourists derailing the thread (can we also add not to blogpost too much maybe?)

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>>30631567
wtf I thought you guys said he was black

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Butt seriously fuck off with the /soc/ posting

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>>30631588
shhhh

Only oji now

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c-cute...

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>>30631588
we forgive you, just shush and watch strem

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I want Nowa-oji to powerwash me!

[Anonymous No.]

Oji cute, oji adorable

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>>30631615
Where the hell else am I going to get career advice anon????

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how dirty is this goddamn van sheesh

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>Nowa is powerwashing his car
>I'm going to get a new registration for my car in an hour and then get it washed
WE ARE

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be honest anon, how much of your room would light up?

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>>30631615
Hard not to blogpost if you've got a really good conversation going, especially during deadhours. I've gotten some really valuable information from blogposts.

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>>30631747
too much...

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>>30631624
Anons with undescended deeznuts think any man with a deep voice must be black

It's peak cope

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Man, he's really into this bike.

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>>30631460
or you know, just play Thief

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>Instantly distracted by the bike

[Anonymous No.]

>bike autism

[Anonymous No.]

>He gets distracted by a bicycle
This ADHD Boomer...

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wholesome bicycle excitement

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> *gasp* a bicycle!
god I love Uncle Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>gets excited as soon as he sees the bicycle
Is he...?

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BICYCLE AUTISM
I KNEEL

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>Uncle is a bike autist

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Oh my god is he a bicycle nerd? Cute.....

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kek this might be the most autistic thing vesper has ever done

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BICYCLE AUTISM I LOVE YOU UNCLR NOWA

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look at him nerding over a bike i love uncle

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autism...

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The boys are on their way to the next adventure!

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Tío nowa getting into bike specifics for some damn reason... so cute...

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HE'S GOING FULL AUTIST ON THAT BIKE I'M NGMI.

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>Random tangent to nerd out about the bicycle
KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO

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>>30631817
Do they have perms for Thief?

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holy SHIT this is autistic

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This is literally Nowa when he sees a bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS32Wx6qd_0

[Anonymous No.]

do you think vesper watches yowamushi pedal

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>>30629165
sad yagoo

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>my god, it even has a watermark
What did Nowa mean by this?

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>KNOW HOW TO FIX PCs
>KNOW HOW TO FIX CUTE ECOFRIENDLY BICICLES (for post marital rides)

STRONGEST TEMPUSSY

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does this game always look like this? I'm so dizzy

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>>30631955
he has literally said he likes it

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>>30631901
maybe its public domain since eidos died

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>>30631955
Didn't Nowa oji list that as one of his favorites in debut stream

Or was that another 2010s sports anime

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>>30631992
You can press C to make it less nauseating.

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HOLY BASED

AUTO AIM SHITTERS GET BENT

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>>30631512
I bet he has played Flight Simulator 98.

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>>30632012
Does that matter to Japanese Copyright law?

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>>30631974
>you will never have a nowa bf who can do any easily do small repairs needed around the house like its nothing
Why even live?

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PRONE BONE

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>he has a good relationship with backseaters
what is this power

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>>30631934
Koanmi perms when...

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nowa in position for prone bone,uoooh

[Anonymous No.]

prone bone nowa

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Honestly I think Nowa is probably the most entertaining streamer of the boys. He's just really good at keeping things engaging.

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uncle nowa is lying prone for me...

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>>30631955
>yowamushi pedal
Man, it sucks that there's no dedicated team to translate chapters.

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>>30632055
you sound angry for some reason

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>>30630326
Sings what song? We should do this though

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Watch Nowa Oji’s stream pls

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, now I REALLY want Nowa to play Viscera Cleanup Detail for some reason.

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>>30631974
the bike he rides ain't you granny's bicycles, they're $15,000 beasts
https://www.giant-bicycles.com/us/trance-x-advanced-eplus-ltd

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his voice hits a deep rumbly note sometimes that is so hot

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>>30632073
>>30632090
>>30632096
>>30632105
Get your mind out of the gutter!

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watch me use the instrumental remix for MY superchat reading

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>>30632163
What the fuck? What could possible make it worth the same as a fucking car?

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>>30632061
nowa is genuinely the most prime husband material.

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>>30631747
Not much actually because I follow my Jordan Peterson reps and clean regularly

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Goodnight Vesties

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PRONE BONE STYLE

[Anonymous No.]

Black Mage Nowa

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>>30631107
aw man, I missed a chance to get dopamine from posting voice. shoot

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>in the house we go prone only
jesus dude lol

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Prone Only Final Destination No Auto

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Uncle Prona...

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I think I figured out why I enjoy Nowa so much. His mannerisms and the way he talks and goes into tangents are incredibly similar to my older brother, and i just noticed because of bike autism I miss you, big bro

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Damn bratty uncle... seducing anons with prone position... needs rape correction!!!

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>>30632163
holy shit costs more than my car. is this the power of a ojisan with a career?

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>>30631747
I'm the grease pan anon from several threads ago...it's still got grease. I'm sorry anons

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>>30632217
what is this supposed to be representing? cute nowa though

[Anonymous No.]

So is Nowa the humidity king? I swear I see the most horny posting when he's live.

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ngl this is kinda dizzying bros
I wanna bring it up in chat but it might just be a me problem

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I love autistic people (the good, fun kind)

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>>30632217
accurate desu

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>>30632217
nice drawing anon

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That was a cute hiccup

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>>30632335
I think it's Nowa enjoying himself while the thread freaks out about nonsense.

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lucid dreaming to nowa-oji's streams so i can dream of my househusband noir vesper

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Nowa...

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>>30632304
>spoiler
anon.
may he rest in peace

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>>30632363
Nah it's not just you, I get it too. I've got him on in the background so I don't get motion sick.

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>>30632363
not bothering me but i think i can see how itd do that

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>>30632363
do people really? are you a woman?
play more FPS u weak ass nigga

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>>30632382
wheres the burp fetish vestie when we need em

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>>30632335
Previous thread. I’ll draw something better some other day. Too tired now. Not the draw anon btw.

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>I'm going in

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>>30629165
Tempus

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>>30632128
Because it actually matter when it comes to what Cover is allowed to use on stream. They literally need permissions on paper.

[Anonymous No.]

This bit is very quickly turning into a Jerma joke.

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Nowa Oji my cute grandpire malewife!

[Anonymous No.]

i want him... i want him... i want him

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>>30632363
I have his stream tabbed out, it's impossible for me to watch it.

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Nowa, the kayfabe!

[Anonymous No.]

>dedication to the bit
Uncle Jerma ah ah ah…

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>>30632439
im right here... i love uncle nowa powerwashing in the prone bono pose

[Anonymous No.]

>the panty stealing thing was just a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>He's not actually a pervert
Sisters...

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>I'm a prone andy
God I've never heard of this exact phrase for years since I stopped watching Twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632466
hes playing powerwash simulator so this is where approximately 50% of his Jermafication will occur.

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>>30632163
>Battery
You can toggle a thing and it just goes for you?

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>canon
NOOOOOOO YOUR BREAKING KAYFABE AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30632466
it needs chat actively antagonizing the streamer to make the bits better in order to become a Jerma bit

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>a bit
Wait a second, that's just how I play competitive games to avoid getting toxic. Getting angry is way harder when you're going out of your way to have fun your own way.

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>my son made a request

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Kek

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>>30632432
I play FPS with my bros but the way the camera just lags about while he's moving around puts me off, it's particularly bad when he tries to clean the stuff half a meter in front of him and wiggles his mouse around fast

[Anonymous No.]

PRONE PP DRAWING STREAM


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>30632529
>PP

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>he's gonna do it
LET'S GO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SH

[Anonymous No.]

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

What does prone mean?

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HES DOiNG IT

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632526
It's okay, his dog asked him to

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa your cocklust is showing

[Anonymous No.]

>he drew not only the phallis, but the pubes too
GOOD LORD

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Peen

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>>30632491
what exactly is wrong? if you just say in chat "its disorienting" he wont be able to fix it.

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>>30632363
you are homosexual

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>my son made a request
>axel is son

[Anonymous No.]

Grill

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>>30632544
Jim Cornette calm down

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HE FUCKING DID IT THE MADMAN

[Anonymous No.]

omg LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god he actually did one

[Anonymous No.]

COCK ON STREAM

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KEK MY FUCKING SIDES

[Anonymous No.]

This stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymbw2R3uIqc

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa is a dirty old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632595
NOWA YES

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY JUST DREW A DICK. I thought he was just gonna write out PP, not put an actual dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632590
Laying down on your stomach

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>Axel, rate my cock
Nowa?!

[Anonymous No.]

the thread is turning into something much worse than /infinity/
where are all the schizos?

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE COCK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632012
They were owned by Square Enix until sold to some third party. They own the rights to Deus Ex and Thief

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE PP

[Anonymous No.]

I legit expected him to draw two letter p's

[Anonymous No.]

DRAWFAGS!
DRAW PRONE NOWA WITH A POWER WASH HOSE NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632660
this, my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa can't hit the back when prone

[Anonymous No.]

We actually got a cock rating stream...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632660
same KEK

[Anonymous No.]

uhmmm why does nowa know what a penis looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>Things that female vtubers cant do

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL RATED NOWA-OJI'S PEEPEE ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

ANONS WHY IS YOUR DAD DRAWING COCKS???

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632583
i hate that

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys want to see a pp so bad? Just look at your own you weirdos.

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NOWA NO
you'll kill the plants!
a pressure wash literally OBLITERATES the plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632704
Didn't even need to T4 member

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>>30632730
They have Arurans in a jar for reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632730
Because of me

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>>30632738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmi_goRpWQ

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>>30632738
Bae and Gura did it though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

VESTIES IS THIS YOUR OSHI??? HE'S A WHORE THAT LOVES DRAWING DICKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632738

[Anonymous No.]

rip pp

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632755
female hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632745
Dont go to any porta-shitter at a construction site or military base

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>>30632640
Nowa's got one of those hooked cocks? That's going to be tough to maneuver

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632745
see a doctor if you dick look like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632745
perverted ojisan...

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>>30632804
He's my broshi

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>>30632755
Yeah, but mine doesn't have a face on it

[Anonymous No.]

Who drew the better PP, Nowa or Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632738
Watch streams

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>>30632730
Nowa and Maglord talked about liking Newgrounds before

Newgrounds had a rep before FNF

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>>30632804
He's MY whore...

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>>30632804
Yeah he's the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632677
CUTE!

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>>30632738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujOGN4N6Njg

[Anonymous No.]

>floppy fleshlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632684

[Anonymous No.]

VESP? WHO BEEN DRAWING DICKS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632804
He's ~my~ whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632745
>Things f*males will never understand

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>>30632839
Nowa

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>Floppy Flashlight
The fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632822
What if it's frowning, instead of smiling?

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe this perverted ojisan is having his dog son RATE his COCK ONSTREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632875
hey anon? sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Does the bgm remind anyone else of the Robocop song?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h48VoQuXWYc

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>>30632867
He said FLASH not flesh

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>>30632908
https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever

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>>30632745
That's just a floppy flashlight

[Anonymous No.]

if he fell in love with this game he absolutely will love minecraft. i'm so excited to see his building streams

[Anonymous No.]

He’s gonna play multiplayer off-stream with his boyfriend like Gura…

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>>30632673
How so? What makes you think that?

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>>30632932

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>>30632927
No

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymbw2R3uIqc
thread theme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632673
How's it worse than /∞/? I really only go there and here, so maybe I'm just retarded.

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>>30632872
>plays smashmouth allstar midi

[Anonymous No.]

You heard Nowa TURN THE PHONE OF WAGIE

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>>30632952
>https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever
I wish he was my boyfriend

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>>30632947
Not necessarily

This appeals to his inner dad

Uncle Nowa probably doesn't have an inner 12-year-old anymore

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>>30633046
we all wish vesper was our boyfriend...

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nowaoji drew a pp while he's hosing things down...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633016
this place is miles better than inf, op is schizo
t. inf resident

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632879
Nigga everyone with a sense of humor can and will laugh at silly dick depictions

[Anonymous No.]

Bros...

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>>30632988
I don't know if it changed but it felt like that a few minutes ago.

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>>30632804
HE'S JUST ARTSY

[Anonymous No.]

>of tempus, i wanna make axel laugh the most
c...cute...

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL BABY

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>>30632163
You could get a suzuki that can do almost 200mph for like 3k more

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>>30632755
my pp is small...

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>>30633111
you don't get it anon, because we're dudes

[Anonymous No.]

jp bros trying to corrupt our uncle nowa...

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>>30633057
>Uncle Nowa probably doesn't have an inner 12-year-old anymore
He spent an hour mostly gushing about TNG earlier today

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I accidentally slept through most of the streams, goddammit. What's the setlist for Altare's karaoke?

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Axel is his son. God his baby fever is intense.

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>>30633004
our fuckin teacher said

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>>30633103
>this place is miles better than inf
For now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633057
minecraft has very different appeals as a kid and as an adult. when you grow up you can really appreciate it's unwinding potential

[Anonymous No.]

>he wouldn't run over pedestrians for his friend

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633103
Yeah inf is way more schizo about superchatters than here. I go there less now that they obsess over people that aren't Kronii.
I'm worried that /mans/ could follow the same route.

[Anonymous No.]

Kek Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633157
Nowa needs to set things straight with his chat like what Leader did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633165
femanons... when will one of you give him a child?

[Anonymous No.]

nowa loves axel so much it's wild. people who think he doesn't like his dog son just don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633239
I would if I could anon. He'd be a wonderful dad and husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633228
Idk why chubas are so adverse to setting boundaries with their audience, it was the most based thing altare ever did

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633163

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633157
What does 'tikubi' mean?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine marrying Nowa then cheating on him with his son haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632163
>15k for metal pipes with two wheels

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633331
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633331
nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633331
>tikubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633325
What a fucking awesome setlist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633331
nipple

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633355
Lauren...

[Anonymous No.]

He's a little unhinged tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>this is what god must feel like when he's power washing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to type "Are you winning, dad?" in the chat right now because I think it would make him laugh
I dont have a yt acct though

[Anonymous No.]

Counterstrike used to have SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>this is what god feels like when he sends down a typhoon
NOWA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>this is what god must feel like when he's powerwashing

[Anonymous No.]

where my fellow baby fever bros at
making children and goofy adults laugh keeps me going too

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was "chikubi"

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa is actually funny bros
are all boomers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633291
>his dog son
Had me in the first half ngl

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa reminds me of an experienced traveler in a bar with knowledge of many adventures. But as a neckbeard neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633427
Good old times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633057
It could appeal to his prepper tendency. Minecraft is just one of those games that makes you wanna try out any idea you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633443
not all no

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633427
god this brings me back lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

Is Noir still going to play Dwarf Fortress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633409
is he still worried about his singing performance maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633409
that's when people are most entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633431
>>30633435
40 days and 40 nights...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633442
ti is pronounced as chi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633443
He's literally me

[Anonymous No.]

Boomer rrat is dead, no one over 20 would reference the Star Wars prequels

[Anonymous No.]

What did Axel mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

ENGISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633427
This map used to scare me as a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>you little slut
Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633442
it doesn't matter, it's a romanization

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633442
Japs cant into alphabet. They spell chi with ti. That's why Suichan is Suityan

[Anonymous No.]

DEHUMIFIER SIMULATOR

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel you dumb ESL
Mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633325
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633476
He's afraid to look into what it is that the scammers made him download

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633476
he got perms for it so yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633427
remember using 4:3 resolution on 16:9 monitor to make enemies wider and easier to shoot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633476
he's learning it offstream atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633476
HAHAHAHA HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper just called out Axel for being an esl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633239
Imagine if Cover Corp manages to set Nowa oji up with a JP waifu on retirement

>marries Korone

[Anonymous No.]

HoloStars "English"

[Anonymous No.]

He should just bring Axel onto the stream if he's gonna focus on him in chat so much

[Anonymous No.]

>You dumb ESL bitch
Jesus Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633573
a guy like Nowa isn't going to settle for your run of the mill gutter trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633569
>a Garithos poster other than me
You're cool, fellow human supremacist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633355
I though chikubi was the word for nipple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633643
dumb eop

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633643
>>30633539

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633615
nah Korone is based but that doesn't change the fact that the only one that Nowa deserves is me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633443
Nowa is every single male who was online in 1996, yes

Imagine the top 0.1% best ideal image of that and that's Uncle Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>Charge Rifle
ewwww

[Anonymous No.]

=D

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633615
which basically rules out every single girl in this thread then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633684
3=D

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633676

[Anonymous No.]

TuT

[Anonymous No.]

:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633573
oh please his type is Mio

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633643
WOOP WOOP RETARD DETECTED RETARD DETECTED
EVISCERATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633703
3====D <

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633615
Holo JP, anon. Not Holo EN.

[Anonymous No.]

yab?

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's birthday is one day before mine

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I can't believe Noir lied to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633615
>a guy like Nowa isn't going to settle for your run of the mill gutter trash

He likes trash tho

[Anonymous No.]

i can't believe he lied to us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633737
Nah, it's a classic joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633676
>>30633708

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633737
It's a meme. Idk why he's being so awkward when explaining it though

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's Birthday is two days before mine...
he's literally me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633770
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633756
>He called himself a trash panda
How much Noir x Snuffy stuff will be made

[Anonymous No.]

considering they have canon ages, are they going to actually age up every year? or are they just forever the age they debut at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30629042
'top of the world' is pretty shit (bad) ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633615
Ms Korone is hella cute tho and super funny for an old lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633786
i think he learned it from magni and doesn't realize it's a meme

[Anonymous No.]

How is vesper so amused by a point and paint game

[Anonymous No.]

SC train incoming?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper... Jehova's Witness confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>see many fatherless women in stream
I want to groom them

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>Maybe if I had a good year I'd treat myself
He's had a hard life...

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633860
god i hope so
he needs more bullying

[Anonymous No.]

I always book some holiday time off for my bday just to make it a little special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633869
Uncle nowa is already doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>remembered his character birthday casually and immediately
uhhh..... is that his real birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633476
BASED AND FUCK ELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633848
autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633697
KEK ANONS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633869
We're not chumbuds bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>planking

[Anonymous No.]

prone sex with nowa oji on a chair...

[Anonymous No.]

>I consider myself something of an expert on being prone

[Anonymous No.]

He's gonna cry like a baby on his birthday stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633906
Uncle Nowa too innocent for that, would absolutely treat all underage chat like daughteru no matter how attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633848
It's one of the better and most relaxing outdoorsy jobs out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633848
Mario Sunshine ruined a generation of children, myself included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632738
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633984
fuck that game was so good, never finished it tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633848
Colouring in is still fun

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck does prone mean in this context?

[Anonymous No.]

>Autism about being prone on the chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633952
stop anon i shouldnt be hard for nowa-oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634000
Getting to the credits is fun, but for the love of god do not go for 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633966
he's going to spend the day with me (His Friend)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30632738
>these replies telling you to watch some skanks
>in /MANS/
Globaltards are something else alright...

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK IT'S ALREADY BEEN 50 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.]

Are you Winning Dad?

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

son spotted!

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER WINNING SON

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER ROBERU

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634051

he's in a prone position in game, that's why everything looks so big

[Anonymous No.]

nowa is acting goofy

[Anonymous No.]

I love how autistic this man is. He's what I imagine I'd be like in 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL TRANSLATE FOR ME

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your last ten minutes with Noir Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
WINNING SON

[Anonymous No.]

>hatsu nen
this fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.]

winning son spotted

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER PROFESSIONAL POWERWASHER

[Anonymous No.]

THE TALKING PILLAR OF THE EAST

MEETS THE AUTISM WIZARD OF THE WEST

[Anonymous No.]

Love how the Tempus boys use Axel as Robot translation machine lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634128
oh like crawling? is he literally doing that or is the game messed up

[Anonymous No.]

nowa is being really cute and silly in this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633676
>>30633708
GO WATCH KOSHIEN YOU FUCKS!

[Anonymous No.]

WINNING SENPAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634184
he's doing that to himself kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634100
Actually shut up please D:

[Anonymous No.]

Axel would be like "can you repeat the part about the.. things?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634198
No Selen, no watch... I will watch Grandpa Vesper instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634163
EL PRIMERO

[Anonymous No.]

omega let me iiiiiiiiin

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni plays Fall Guys
>Shien shows up
>Noir plays Powerwash
>Roberu shows up
BABUDON AUTISM

[Anonymous No.]

>It's almost been an hour

[Anonymous No.]

I expect the Youtube Topic full version to be released in the coming days. I will loop it rather than the short MV version

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634163
did papa nowa noticed him?
I missed that second because I was listening to the song again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634163
The first power washer of holopro

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634277
Their signature games

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634297
yes and he called him the winning senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634297
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634277
Babudon is kll anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634289
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think Vesper will learn Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

he wants to watch all of axel's stream so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>constantly crouching
>max sensitivity
He's trying to make us throw up on purpose...

[Anonymous No.]

So Nowa’s dick has a face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346
he's smart enough that he'll probably learn it through osmosis after a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346
knowing how diligent and hard working he is, he's going to make a good effort to

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634370
so now we'll get vomitvesties and burpvesties.

[Anonymous No.]

So i guess Vesper will do longer than an hour stream only when he will do some gaming stream

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346
Yeah, I do. It's gonna take him a few years though.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit he did it

[Anonymous No.]

lmfao this guy

[Anonymous No.]

My nowa is a dope.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to turn up the sensitivity on Uncle Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634341
Anon... Babudon is alive as seen in the totsu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634384
yeah its a face i drew with my lipstick when i sucked his vampire cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346
no one has ever successfully learned japanese

[Anonymous No.]

i want to see him vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>*moans* this is way to sensitive, I think im gonna-
nowa oji san... This sound clip.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634433
Why are femanons like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634348
Remember when people said he's too mean to Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634341
>He didn't watch Shien's birthday totsu
>He doesn't know Shien wants to do Vegemite tasting stream with Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

Counter-strike clans… My god…

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634452
I'm going to straight to hell tonight between Magni and Vesper stream clips and the MV art

[Anonymous No.]

i have a massive smile on my face and feel ten years younger
tfw its almost been 10 years since joel said "whos been drawing dicks"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634433
>>30634451
>>30634452
ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634471
yes. and i have never believed it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not too old, you're just too young!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634505
>spoiler
no, fuck you, there's no way it's been that long

[Anonymous No.]

You can't just translate something into basic spanish to make it sound cool. What is this, Bleach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346
it's gonna take a while but he already knows the very basics so I think he'll be able to communicate (simple ideas) with the senpais in a year or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634452
Didn't Shien basically cum on stream after he put a massage toy on his back?

[Anonymous No.]

Counter Strike chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346
No, Astel will stop him

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634346

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634505
>spoiler
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634555
don't make me post the bossupasta again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634505
congrats anon
i love rewatching joe's old videos. nowa's dwarf fortress talk made me want to rewatch joels vods

[Anonymous No.]

>2 minutes left

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634444
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634551
He'll learn it but his pronunciation will be extremely gaijin-level

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HijiyzYOcg8

[Anonymous No.]

You guys still play any online FPS games?
I had 5000+ hours in TF2 but quit before the Pyro update.
Haven't played any since, but I might pick up that Gundam Overwatch clone in the future though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634489
Anon...you can see the decay happening...It's like watching a show slowly spiraling into the shitters
I just like to joke about babudon is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634444
Checked. Especially not the Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED DADDY NOWA TO TELL ME I STINK

[Anonymous No.]

so this is why Gura and Nowa never interact

[Anonymous No.]

>he has sensitive smells
it's over for the girls in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa hates Chloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634493
link to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634444
>four 4
>4 means death in Japanese
>that pic
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634444
astel knows all about that

[Anonymous No.]

Anons with bad hygiene don't get to sit on grampire's lap

[Anonymous No.]

>uncle nowa doesnt mind being dirty
>uncle nowa smells good

[Anonymous No.]

he's so nervous and sensitive about being judged...

[Anonymous No.]

He's having a dementia episode again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

[Anonymous No.]

Your time is up, die old man!

[Anonymous No.]

time to kill some bloody bogans again m8

[Anonymous No.]

made for being bullied and sexually humiliated

[Anonymous No.]

hes burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634543
Anon....
I was about to graduate from HS when Joel started getting big

[Anonymous No.]

I'm older than Vesper, so I remember CSToons from the early 2000s. Wonder if he knew about any of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u68b4Gu39fY

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S ROASTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634710
If he wasn't, he wouldn't have hidden his power level

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634761
>2014 was 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
I still pick up TF2 every now and then. The TF2 Classic mod that came out recently is really good.
I also play Halo with one of my buds and Fortnite with another one every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLe54pyNgM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
My friends forced me to play overwatch ranked. I hated the game by the end. There aren't any online fps games that appeal to me, so I just play singleplayer games like Ultrakill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
I feel like I'm one of the few people nowadays who have never touched an FPS in my life
Nor MMOs nor MOBAs nor RTS or any of those popular genres
Yet I've still played lots of games and still do now

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUOOOHHH NOWA LOVES HIS PUPPY ITS SO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

HE KNOWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634761
bro same

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634796
>people born in 2004 are in college right now

[Anonymous No.]

Femanons he's talking about you right now... for shame

[Anonymous No.]

Disgosteng!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have nowa spit on you and call you disgusting
ToT... why live...

[Anonymous No.]

>cum mention
NOWA NO

[Anonymous No.]

CUM ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have to watch the VODs later because of Koshien but how was Nowa's stream? Was he like a real uncle washing his can on a Sunday morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>Uncle Vesper hates cum
bros... the femanons won

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634796
>2021 was 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

filthy disgusting bodily fluids....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634861
Jokes on you im into that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634817
holy shit, i didnt think someone else with my game taste existed.

[Anonymous No.]

WHO THE FUCK CUM ON A ROOF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
destiny 2 casually

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634796
I hate the fact that this meme only has 2 more years before it becomes existentially dreadful

[Anonymous No.]

Time for some Hitman kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634761
>tfw i was 11 when i started watching joel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634850
WHAT THE FUCK
i refuse to believe that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634912
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634869
bike autism, 360 no-scope powerwashing, and drawing penises
it's good

[Anonymous No.]

is axel saying Shitman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
I only play Pavlov VR now and not as much as I used to. I haven't played a "new" game since Dark Souls 3 came out and the only games I'm interested in trying are 90's PSX rpgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
apex is pretty fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634814
I would highly suggest Cruelty Squad if you haven't played that one yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634817
Console gamer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634927
anon, im in college right now and im 04.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634817
jrpg enthusiast?

[Anonymous No.]

Time for Axel to become a mass murderer again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634949
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634927
2004 fag here, can confirm I'm a freshman in college

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634874
I can go in chastity cage and never cum for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634963
That's not true. Nobody was born after 1998. All those babies and children I've seen since then were props and paid actors

[Anonymous No.]

>I really want to watch Axel play Hitman
>Vesper really wants to watch Axel play Hitman
WE'RE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634991
you need correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
Cute son

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4ossube1m4

[Anonymous No.]

he really wanted to watch axel's stream...his son...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634991
> you were 6 when I started college
I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
The way he types makes me giggle for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634958
every time people post about that game it just looks like a shitty 2004 clip art collage
why do people like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634963
i feel like 300 years old rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634927
Time is a slow and insidious killer

When you were starting high school many anons were not even in the womb anon

Eventually you learn to accept being an internet gramps

[Anonymous No.]

Told you guys Vesper was holding back. He's as unhinged as magni, he just needed time to adjust

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
bnvhcc (based nashville hot chicken chad)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
I still play CoD on my phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635044
K I N O
I
N
O

[Anonymous No.]

In 2004 I was in 2004

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
I hear that KFC in Australia beats the shit out of KFC over here in the states.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635020
FUCK he's on to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635050
It's the "hehe"s, he's a fucking child

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635061
im only 25, wtf bro

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get ONE Homo who is NOT unhinged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635026

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635055
The eye-gouging visuals is a filter. The gameplay itself is very tight, like Quake with Hitman objectives and tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635080
It's pretty yummy not gonna lie. The Zinger stacker is my fave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635075
proofs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
Dumb zoomer dog is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635131
Regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635131
Rikka I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634997
wait do people outside of /here/ calls him nowa too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635055
Only played it recently myself, I feel like it's a mix of aesthetics and some pretty open-ended missions. Like a Hitman FPS on drugs. Also some weird in-depth shit like an organ selling marketplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635080
KFC is probably better literally everywhere else in the world, I can't stand that shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

It begins...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634961
>>30634901
>>30634980
There are lots of videogame genres I love that aren't the ones I mentioned: jrpgs, platformers, puzzle games, action adventure, rhythm, shmups, all great
It feels awkward though, now that FPS games have become mainstream. My younger sister the other day asked if I ever play Valorant, I was like wtf my normie sister plays games now?
Whenever someone asks me what games I play, I never have a good answer because they're always expecting some kind of popular FPS or multiplayer game, I still feel like I have weird nerd loser hobbies even though videogames have supposedly become mainstream

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dw for anyone not watching the stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoYvO2YhcI0

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635176
It leaked because of Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635165
I would say "blink twice if you're being held hostage", but you probably don't have eyes anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Do holostarsJP have a Rust server?
Since they can't play on the girls' server

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635176
Yes, we got it from machine translated posts on 5chan. Noir is spelled Nowa in katakana.

[Anonymous No.]

i really missed this cute stupid murder dog guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635196
Nah man video games are cool now, it's okay to talk about them. I had a conversation with a 65 year old guy at work the other day about Command and Conquer games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635176
it's spread

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635080
Malaysian KFC > all KFC

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635220
I have two perfect untouched eyes and I do not desire to blink them twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635021
FR

[Anonymous No.]

i want to hug and hold nowa oji and give axel a tight hug!! magni can get a highfive and alta

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635176
At this point their Discord is probably watching the threads in real time during their downtime

There's no way Magni hasn't alerted them to /MANS/ existing by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635176
JP bros as a whole use "Nowa oji", and that leaked because of Axel, but /here/ is the only place you'll find "Uncle Nowa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635270
Rest in Peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634632
I almost never play any online game on my own these days.
It's either with friends or not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30633442
>>30633643
ti is just faster to type than chi, and matches the rest of the t row

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635283
a-anon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635293
I'm starting to question whether Magni actually is /here/ considering he didn't know what an aka was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635196
yeah, its really like gaming is just as obscure as it was in the 80s if you ignore shooter games. everyone i meet irl exclusively plays them

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635080
Murican fast food chains are better in literally every other country than their/our own. KFC in mexico is fucking delicious while the ones in the states don't deserve to exist anymore. Japanese McDonald's being great is a meme for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635293
Altare's the one who's /here/, not Magni

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Axel is actually a really cute himbo and I think he might be incredibly fuckable not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635327
im 100% on regis and that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>GOING TO USE THE AK
THIS FUCKING DOG MAN

[Anonymous No.]

He is totally doing the stupid "woof" sound on purpose now that he's acknowledged it KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Axel
>great at singing
Magni
>good at art and funny
Nowa
>relatable zatsu king
Regis
>Good at games with a decent voice
(You)
>…

So why did they reject you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635283
ANON?

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel ignored uncle nowa's final request
immediately I closed the tab, fuck that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
Because I am me and I'd reject me too

[Anonymous No.]

Axel mowing down non-targets... home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
because i did not apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635327
Regis is the one who's actually /here/

[Anonymous No.]

Axel does know this is a stealth game right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
Too fat :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
No streaming experience which I'm working on

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
I'm female

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635421
hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634555
He put electric massage pads on either side of his hips (they stimulate whatever is between them)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635384
>for the next mission, you can still go nuts as usual, but can you do a no firearms killing spree
>for the next mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
They haven't! I still haven't applied yet because I didn't have enough experience. I'm gonna work on my first audition in this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635384
He didn't. He said he would finish this mission normally and do the next one no guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635421
>Axel
>Reading
>Paying attention
>Having brain folds
>

[Anonymous No.]

So I haven't double checked since it happened. So the rrat that he accidently played a completly different hitman game was true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
no streaming experience and not deep voice

[Anonymous No.]

Wait. I thought hitman streams are supposed to be non-monetized? I remember Roberu played hitman with his SC disabled...

[Anonymous No.]

Hitman man is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
because im only gonna apply after i get so much stream cred that no sane person could possibly reject me. I will do anything to game with Magni or Karaoke with Altare. i'll say the phrase "expired pickles" on a stream when i do get accepted btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635453
We're 99% sure that's what happened, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
I'm an entertainment consumer not a creator

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635439
Oh, maybe I was too quick to judge, I just don't want anyone hurting my bro or betraying his arbitrary ultimatums

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635453
Yes. He played Hitman 1 for the first stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe Axel is the dumbest chuuba i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
I didn't apply
and I have a mild speech impediment that would be undesirable for vtubing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635471
Bald bros can't stop winning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635470
>second Axel yab involving Hitman

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635494
You take that back
Axel is smart as hell for a dog

[Anonymous No.]

So how long until he realizes they're respawning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635470
Is this legit? Chat should probably let him know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635512
>How Agent 47 assassinates a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634912
He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
because I looked at the form, saw that some content creation experience is needed and chickened out. don't think posting smut counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635538
NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
I’m a flipsister

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635538
Well there it is!
Actually I didn't expect him to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635453
We're almost completely sure and it's hilarious. Easily one of the funniest things to happen in Holopro

[Anonymous No.]

>>30634555
Yes.
https://youtu.be/vyYSPecWNOk
He straight up had a prostate orgasm on stream.
Nowa-oji does this, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635494
him spending 5 minutes trying to explain a metaphor in the raft collab and getting completely lost to the point no one could tell what he was talking about was what convinced me he's just, like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635526
i've known many dogs smarter that this dingo

[Anonymous No.]

ok so axel just straight up doesnt have subscriber only mode toggled on his chat, ever
how is he so based bros

[Anonymous No.]

Haha yeah.... doing really well...

[Anonymous No.]

He looks so anime with that purple poncho and gas mask.

[Anonymous No.]

NON TARGET KILLED

[Anonymous No.]

Bets on what Axel's score for this level will be?

[Anonymous No.]

Dude looks like he's come straight out of PUBG

[Anonymous No.]

You mean Dr. Oopsie, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
Can't get rejected if I didn't apply!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635665
Can you get 0 stars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635585
i would do anything to see uncle nowa have a prostate orgasm onstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635585
That man just streamed himself cumming in front of a live audience

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't like a GTA or Saint's Row more appropriate for Axel's method of play? Unless you can actually finish the game like that.

[Anonymous No.]

H-He did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635652
>final score of 1
i foresee this happening

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't care if you're innocent or not
I want to make a compilation of every time someone in Tempus has said something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
I'm too racist and it would definitely slip out and get me graduated within the first week

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635721
Hitman is both a stealth game and a morbid slapstick comedy game. Both approaches work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635721
You've always been able to blast your way through hitman games, you just get a bad score

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635699
imagine the noises
>>30635702
shien is a special jackal

[Anonymous No.]

Did anybody catch what his score was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635721
I would kill a dingo to see Axel playing Saint's Row games

[Anonymous No.]

So is this behavior from Axel a bit or...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635721
Those games wouldn't be half as funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635721
Never played hitman but it looks like you can still complete the mission guns blazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635512
>>30635542
Dunno if terms have changed. But I just checked and Robert has his SC disabled

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, this is a mission in the middle of a city

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635794
if it's a bit it's one he hasn't broken onstream since his debut

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's trying to bait Axel into playing the game correctly lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635585
What's the context for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635794
No, he really is a bilingual psychopath with ADHD

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635585
My fucking COCK
How long til tempus gets a tens unit for asmr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635794
Axel has no self-awareness

You need self-awareness to do a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635794
If it is he is the best actor in Holopro by a country mile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635824
>mod
i want him to ban and harshly scold me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
because I didn't apply
obligatory 40k applicants joke

[Anonymous No.]

dumb dog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635794
If you have to ask then the answer is pretty obvious, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635794
Axel doesn’t do bits. He only does hehe hahas

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is a causal

[Anonymous No.]

Axelotls... your oshi is a casual...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635764
>>30635776
naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635824
>Vesper trying to slowly ease him into playing the game the intended way
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do cheeky hahas with Axel. Being a fucking moron with bros is so fun

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh this mission requires him to talk to people without killing them to find the maestrom

[Anonymous No.]

if you have some spare time after axel do your pizza pasta reps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSVFZGj0k_M

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635828
Celebration stream.
>>30635834
>altare putting it on magni and raising it immediately
>imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>killing streetshitters
good
>have to be in India
bad

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't understand what they're talking about
>I'm trying to pretend to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635918
Did he actually have a prostate massager in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635886
Axelotls are all girls. They don’t play enough games to understand casual gaming

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm just pretending to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
didn't apply, I wouldn't be a good fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635918
>altare putting it on magni and raising it immediately
Jesus CHRIST anon my DICK

[Anonymous No.]

We need to get Axel to play one of those 1000 hour VNs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635955
No it was electric muscle stimulation pads stuck on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636004
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635992
imagine axel playing umineko kek

[Anonymous No.]

Did he just knocked out an innocent pajeet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635992
Muramasa longplay when

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635955
I fucking wish, but
>>30635435
>>30635983
fucking imagine the noises that come out of that alchemist

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635907
meanwhile the dingo's like "watch me dome this guy"

[Anonymous No.]

Throwing shit at people in this game is so fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635955
The comments said he was retiring an old same mic, so he took out a tens unit he had (where they stick the sensors on you and run electricity through it) on his lower back and was doing it at painful levels, raising it incrementally. just sounds like he's cumming on stream tho

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOD THIS RETARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635992
He liked JRPGs so I don't think slow games bother him. He probably just doesn't care about Hitman's story.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE GUNS

[Anonymous No.]

He failed already...

[Anonymous No.]

What is the time from mission start to promise broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
what ever happened to that Domo guy? I remember him making a post seeming like he got in but then I guess he didn't?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635992
Muv-Luv trilogy all routes run when

[Anonymous No.]

I killed almost every person in this map ones

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636019
He'd be hype for all the magic battles, and then hours long dial tone getting through the exposition. Somehow would still comprehend who the culprit is through pure instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636019
>So I don't have a fuckin clue whats goin on but
>hehe all these bloods and guts is pretty sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635912
I think fubuki is having a collab soon with stars.
I always loved fubuki but I respect how she doesn't give a shit of what her fanbase might say and interacts with stars anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636050
which to be fair, yeah, who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636103
>tfw Oga will never knock her up

[Anonymous No.]

>A single bald white dude in the middle of all these Indians
Very inconspicuous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636019
imagine axel playing higurashi
imagine axel playing saya no uta

[Anonymous No.]

who is or will be the BOSSU equivalent of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

Axel should play The Punisher

[Anonymous No.]

axel genuinely and truly loves murdering people and i really respect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635918
would love to hear magni's full blown moans desu please....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635377
i'm polish,no point to apply even

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636103
Quick question, does she still get spam?

[Anonymous No.]

.............

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636147
i wanna see him play fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636139
That's the funniest shit about these games. He never tries to hide the barcode on the back of his head with his disguises either

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635992
I bet he loves ClockUp

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... Axel's best is kinda...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30635721
I always played Hitman games as Terminator

[Anonymous No.]

over under on axel's IQ: 90

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636230
-90

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636216
This looks so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel asks Nowa to draw a penis
>Nowa does it
>Nowa asks Axel to not use guns
>Axel doesn’t
Is Axel That Guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636230
90 sounds just about right.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Axel should take Mori's place as the new Grim Reaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636256
Haha yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636230
1/90

[Anonymous No.]

LITERALLY JUST SHOT A RANDOM WOMAN IN THE FACE ????

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Well fuck I think I officially have basic taste in music. I actually liked the song

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna get canceled
he's killing innocent women

[Anonymous No.]

>eye ron
He's one of those...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636165
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe Axel went on that long diatribe about race then immediately shot into that Indian crowd while yelling racial slurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636271
>quick draw of a pp
>play an entire mission without guns blazing

Tell me which one is easier to fulfill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636230
Axel's single neuron is the size of a quark

It oscillates faster than can be observed by current technology

[Anonymous No.]

The more he gets into the game the more he starts to babble JP streamer noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636230
celsius or fahrenheit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636103
Her fanbase would never ever have a issue in the first place. She did a lot of collabs with guys especially from Niji. The only issue was her chink fanbase whom she executed before the China exodus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636355
Kelvin

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636307
>already talked about loving the rape and murder scene in goblin slayer
i think he'll be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636328
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636344
I don't know what you said but it still gave me a hehe haha

[Anonymous No.]

>Turns a corner
>Immediately aims
I fucking love him, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vefmAgfPZ3o

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636390
axel you're streaming stop posting on mans

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636376
>near absolute zero iq

[Anonymous No.]

Imagining Agent 47's handler praising him for this is giving me a hearty laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636158
>teary eyed magni begging altare to turn down the device

[Anonymous No.]

I missed both unarchived karaokes today... does anyone have Regis' song list?

[Anonymous No.]

He doesn't understand the purpose of disguises does he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636307
Women love psychopaths as long as they're hot anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636423
"Both"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636413
Yes. Any disagreement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30630870
So Axelni or Magxel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636423
>>30633325

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper gave up so he is just gonna take the no guns for the actual target

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636416
this made me fully gay, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636458
none
i just find the concept amusing =

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636415
https://youtu.be/IKjxqsYhQAQ

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit it's an ethnic cleanse

[Anonymous No.]

LITERALLY EXECUTING CIVILIANS

[Anonymous No.]

Dios mio...

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, no Russian

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636464
Thanks. Really only 6 songs in 47 mins?

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh no that's bad
axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636501
Based dog cleansing the world of scammers

[Anonymous No.]

Axel scares me sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

REMEMBER, NO INDIAN

[Anonymous No.]

god i want him to play that one government funded school shooting game

[Anonymous No.]

HE WENT FULL SPEC OPS THE LINE ON THOSE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL CANONICALLY HATES STREETSHITTERS AND SUPPORTS ETHNICALLY CLEANSING THEM
SPREAD THE WORD

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit dude, Axel is single-handedly fixing India's population problem

[Anonymous No.]

>sees a crowd of civilians
>guns them all down
>laughing

The mind of an Aussie

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh no, I have to kill everyone again!
This fucking guy lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

And there it is, he found his way to the middle of the crowded city streets

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gonna be the next mass shooter

[Anonymous No.]

>Remember, no 'Stayan.

[Anonymous No.]

He's killing the innocents bystanders

[Anonymous No.]

His laughs after taking out all the civilians...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636508
No Indians

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636535
>he gently opened the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636416
Fucking hot... Magni being overwhelmed with pleasure to the point of pain is a nice punishment for him

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE SIR

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636531
Axel's nan fell for the target gift card scam, he doesn't know which madarchod it was so he's making sure

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible that Axel has actually murdered and eaten someone because he was hungry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636607
SIR DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636533
Who scares you more, Axel or Regis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636611
oh its that one SCer from kaela's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636607
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636638
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636611
he's an aussie, that's a given

[Anonymous No.]

Axel thinks brown people are inferior

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636638
Is this the guy from ifunny that's grooming her?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel has been scammed one too many times.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see how this guy is gonna genocide the villagers in minecraft KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636662
Someone superchatted her asking the exact same question for some fucking reason iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636539
Axel actually playing Spec Ops would be hilarious. I feel like none of the messages will get to him and he'll keep wanting to shoot everything.

[Anonymous No.]

His neurons are firing

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanted to put my weapon away but I couldn't so that's on him
????

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636718
and she spend a good few minutes seriously answering it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636735
*neuron

[Anonymous No.]

axel is fucking insane but his simplicity really disguises it until he's just full blown murdering with the same happy dog mentality

[Anonymous No.]

Is he going to do it bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636447
I suppose anon meant Regis' and Reine's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636724
yeah, Spec Ops is a game that expects you to recognise that killing people is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>HE'S SNEAKING
>EVERYBODY SHUT UP ITS HAPPENING
Vesper is so excited

[Anonymous No.]

He will never use the wire

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636724
"haha look at them burning, that's funny"

[Anonymous No.]

>Officer Sins on duty

[Anonymous No.]

You don't enjoy murdering civilians in video games, right anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636718
>The question you asked 4chan is the same thing someone SCed to an autistic hag
This is such a strange feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper acting like a proud dad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What I don't get is Axel loves JRPGs that are known to be pretty story heavy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636724
>this white phosphorus is SPICY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixPMaQC2izM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636784
His constant references to Mr. Sins always makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636774
"They kinda look like shrimps on the barby. I'm hungry now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636814
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636819
Its just spicy flour

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636817
I'm guessing he skips as much dialogue as possible and just goes for fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636762
Is Axel the kind of dog that responds better to praise or treats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636837
Seppo begone

[Anonymous No.]

Omega... vespy is backsitting axeeeeel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636792
it's my favorite thing and I'm a normal human, would kill a fly irl but killing innocent people in videogames is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636792
I follow traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto, anon. Of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

He's... Learning?

[Anonymous No.]

my cute psychopath dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636890
I'm worried about his brain burning out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636814
kek

[Anonymous No.]

The sheer temperature of Axel's one brain cell right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636792
Not civilians but I remember killing teammates in Battlefront 2 and listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZDTiXiHsc

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636890
No it's just imitation like a parrot does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636890
I'm picturing the part in Spore where the creature's brain gets bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636817
He has two personalities. The nihongo calms him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636860
His talk of his favorite Granblue characters suggests he does actually read the story, he must be some autist that either hyperfixates or little interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636817
he has autism please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636945
I'm imagining that aneurysm meme but with vesper watching the stream

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636860
He might enjoy reading Dies Irae then

[Anonymous No.]

.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636970
what are his favourites? any megamilkers like magisa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636817
I think it's a case of he treats action games as pure gameplay experiences and doesn't care for the storyline while RPGs are story heavy and want you to experience the world. He treats it different based on genre. That's my belief at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel wtf..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

BONK

[Anonymous No.]

axel...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel you fucking retard kek

[Anonymous No.]

BONK

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>https://youtu.be/_ZmT0pdxqPo
>that stream title

this is the first time I've seen a vtuber reference Bonny and Clyde. Fucking based. W*men don't deserve these bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>30636970
Maybe adhd or whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

LEEEEEEEEEEAAANN

[Anonymous No.]

I'm crying Jesus Christ Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637020
He likes Eugen too, he talked about his arc in the Nahlgrande arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637096
It might just be kayfabe.

[Anonymous No.]

yeeted + deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna blow him off

[Anonymous No.]

"I want to blow him off." - Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>think shark

[Anonymous No.]

>i wanna blow him off

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ surely it's not an act?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Axel never turns on slow mode. The chaos of chat with greys is actually pretty entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

Who has fewer brain cells, Axel or Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637020
Doll joints. Specifically mentioned his love of Orchid in one of the collabs, talked about he likes her because of her character arc, and then something about how he likes it shows our experiences shape us instead of some fate thing. Surprisingly deep for a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637216
He should be in acting if it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637229
It feels like a medium size twitch chat, no spam but it's still going fast enough to be funny without needing to be smart

[Anonymous No.]

>*misses every shot*
>He's so tanky

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637096
adhd would not allow him to fixate on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637216
It's a little bit of both. Noir more or less spelled this out in his stream earlier: good streamers do bits. This is both a bit and his personality on display here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637245
Gura. Atleast Axel knows English and Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>hitman
yeeting axes into dudes heads

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/5OWdwiU1W7g
drawanon please

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm not convinced. This is all an act

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S FUCKIN HIS FANS

[Anonymous No.]

>IM GONNA FUCK WITH THE FANS
AXEL IS A WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm going to fuck with the fans
Those fans, all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637300
You are very incorrect. You are either very inattentive (usually something that you don't find interesting) or you are hyperfocused with every fiber of your being. From my experience, ADHD feels like Autism Lite most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30637216
I hope it is

[Anonymous No.]

lets see if this works

[Anonymous No.]

If he manages to pull off an elaborate execution then it's Keyfabe.

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>Fucking with the fans... Bratty dog

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>>30637415
It is basically autism lite, yeah. Lots of overlap with autism spectrum disorders. My sister was diagnosed with ADHD but I always figured she was just straight-up autistic.
Also, before anyone asks, no.

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gotta admit it's the first time I'm watching his stream and he's very entertaining

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There's no way, he's doing that on purpose.

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HAAAAAXX

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>ALL OUT WAR

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>all out war

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HE DID NOT JUST SAY ALL OUT WAR

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>all out war

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>All out war

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ALL OUT WAR

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>all out war
he's really here

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>all out war

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ALL OUT WAR

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>SO it's an all out war after all
YAB

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>It's an all out war after all

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ALL OUT WAR

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All out war

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>ALL OUT WAR
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING DOGGO

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oh no nijikeks...

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>all out war

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>>30637480
Is she shingle?

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ALL OUT WAR CONFIRMED

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ALL OUT WAR

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Tranny joke yab?

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What is the longest any of his disguises has held?

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ALL OUT WAR

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>>30637613
Man, I hope not. I got shingles a couple years ago and that shit was not fun.

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HE FUCKING KNOWS

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is there some significance to all out war?

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>Axel is roleplaying that he's at Niji HQ
Seems like Niji EN with all the brown people

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BREAKING NEWS: AUSTRALIAN VTUBER AXEL SYRIOS DECLARES WAR ON THE ENTIRE NATION OF INDIA

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>>30637656
this

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>>30637577
>>30637578
>>30637582
>>30637583
>>30637584
>>30637586
>>30637590
>>30637591
>>30637594
>>30637595
>>30637596
>>30637597
>>30637601
>>30637611
>>30637612
>>30637617
>>30637623
>>30637632
>>30637641
>>30637656
Shut the fuck up

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>>30637656
/vt/ shitposts about a NijiEN discord conversation that apparently appeared for a split second on stream

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>>30637656
Nijisanji discord leak. Look for it yourself in the archives.

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>>30637705
that's dumb

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>>30637703
no

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>>30637703
>Seething

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>>30637658
>Axel is killing all the pajeet managers at Niji HQ
Kiara will finally get that Pomu collab...

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>>30637656
From the leaked nijisanji en vent channel. Think it was pomu

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>ah domo hajimemashite
>shoots the dude
KEK THIS FUCKING DINGO

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>>30637722
you'd think so coz you haven't seen said conversation

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>>30637722
most inside jokes are dumb when you have to "explain" them
you have to be there otherwise you'll never understand

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Someone make a soundpost of him saying "all out war" and then murdering the civilians

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>Shooting into a crowd of civilians
>Again

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>>30637703
Hey, relax, buddy. I'm just a little guy

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MR. POPO??

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>>30637656
Pomu from NijisanjiEN caught tribalfagging in her their discord

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>That laugh
I-Is he an actual psycho?

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>not today mr popo
AXEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Guys surely the empathy limiters are going to kick in soon? right?

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>Cackling madly while firing into a crowd of civilians

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reminds me of those doomguy faces

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Axel is a great streamer if you give him the right game.

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Literally Axel

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Killing people here seems more uncomfortable than in GTA. Why is that?

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>>30637705
>apparently
still use that cope?

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Damn he really hates indians...

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If this were me I would get bonked on this stream for saying "good morning, sirs" too many times

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How much alcohol has Axel's manager drank since the stream started?

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bros, I can't stop listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsuVzucw7zY&ab_channel=YukioCh..

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>>30637763
He's just like Roberu... no wonder I love him.

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>>30637852
please sir, do not reedem

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"Hero's Party" my fucking ASS.

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>>30637834
What's the best civilian killer games out there?

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>i had so much fun killing poos, oh man
>i am trying my best to kill them all, i am trying

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>>30637846
you aren't supposed to gun down everyone, you're supposed to kill your targets undetected in creative or interesting ways and not play like a school shooter

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>>30637883
Postal? idk

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>>30637883
There are too many. These games, Grand Theft Auto, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon and The Sims also come to mind.

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AXEL IS NOW ON FIRE

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>>30637883
>>30637928
imagine axel going postal...

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do people unironically care about "killing civilians" in a video game? it's pixels just have fun

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>>30637883
theres this one called "therapy", its a banger

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>>30637883
Cruelty Squad

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>>30637883
Deus Ex Human Revolution

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>>30637883
hatred but it was janky

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>>30637969
the goal of the game isn't to just spray bullets into a crowd of people and just shoot everyone who crosses your path. it's called hitman.

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>>30637969
i guess it hits too close to home for some people

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>>30638023
Holy shit imagine a holomem playing Hatred.

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>>30637969
do people unironically care about "killing civilians" in real life? it's animals just have fun

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>>30637969
I don't care what other people do and don't begrudge them for it at all but it doesn't do anything for me. I roleplay at all times in every game I play because I'm a huge nerd.

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Himbo is learning

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>>30637991
Fuck yeah!
https://youtu.be/-A6eeeq_2TE

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I can't believe it...

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>He's so excited
CUTE!

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>>30637969
Apparently "T bag" is banned / frowned upon, so "people" at least care about what happens to pixel bodies

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It has been five minutes over. Axel's immolation will begin

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>>30637883
Hatred was purely this

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>>30637883
I think it’s less about killing civilians and more about the power fantasy. That being said, i’d want to see him play evil route jn infamous

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Are these games actually fun? I like watching it, the graphics are really nice especially in 3

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>>30638153
Nah he's got the fan to cool him down

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HE DID IT

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HE DID IT

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>>30638174
They're really fun, especially when plans come together.

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OK good job Axel but wrap it up

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AAAAAAAAAAA HE'S BURNING UP

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Axel really is a psycho isn't he?

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>>30638174
Super fun, they're basically puzzle games. They're about getting the best score possible or finishing the mission with challenging restrictions

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>>30638174
I've heard nothing but good things about them, yeah. Lots of longtime Hitman fans were happy with these games. The only complaints I saw were that they're a little short.

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What a good stream

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>>30638056
one is fiction and one has real consequences
can't believe I even took that bait but have a you

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300 undiagnosed mental issues

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>It's unfortunate I can't gun down the civilians

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>He's sad he can't Massacre civilians

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If you think about it, Hitman's just a modern day Assassin's Creed innit

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Does anyone have that meme with the guy looking like he's desperately holding in a shit?

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AXEL END THE STREAM
ITS BEEN ONE HOUR

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The crunchy breadstick noises are making dopamine in the streamer's brain

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BROS HE'S GONNA KEEP GOING AIEEEEEEE

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why is he so obsessed with gunning down civilians? Is he fucking Brenton Terrant?

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>>30638174
It's a sandbox assassination game that is a big puzzle at heart. You can go full Axel mode and gun down the entire population of India or you can be stealthy and make the target's death look like an accident. There's only like 6 levels but there's a lot of replayability because the levels are big and there's all sorts of challenges to do.

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>>30638237
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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>>30638174
You can get pretty creative with some of the kills. It takes patience though.

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>>30638275
They're the hero party by the way

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>>30638289
More like AC is medieval Hitman

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>>30638289
I never really got the appeal of Assassin's Creed. I played the first one back when it came out and didn't really feel blown away.

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He was so excited to pick up that fancy stick. He's such a dumb boy lmao

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>>30638336
post Omega porn to keep the stream going

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>>30638374
The first one is notably shittier than the ones that came right after it, but the entire series is a bit mid for sure

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>*gasp* Guns! :D

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I don't think Axel is a dog. I think Axel is an incomplete killbot AI.

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>>30638289
hitman series is older and also ac is more of an open world with ubisoft towers™

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>>30638336
This shit brings me back to the days when Enma was the only known manager and all the koikatsu porn of her we had kek.

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>>30638418
>fan death

is vesper korean

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>>30638418
Korea was right

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>is actually good if he applies himself

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>>30638435
nah's a pitbull/rotweiler murder dog trained to kill, he's literally a guard dog.

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>>30638400
AIEEEEEEEEE

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>>30638374
First Assassin's Creed is super clunky and is more of a concept test of the gameplay. The Ezio trilogy (AC2, Brotherhood, Revelations) actually figures out what to do with the gameplay.

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>>30638360
If they're the heros then who the hell are the villains suppose to be?
Do the villains build orphanages and roads?

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>>30638435
Skynet trying to get into the vtuber scene before things really pop off.

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>walks into crowd
>visibly twitching from having to restrain from gunning them all down

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>>30638518
still waiting for the omega character card

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>>30638473
They cut the oxygen molecules anon. Don't tell me you sleep with a fan next to you?

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>That schnoz

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>Tempus
https://youtu.be/fuzGrT2gzq4

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>>30638530
That's what I hear. People were talking about that first game like it was the second coming of Christ back then and it kinda just turned me off from trying the rest of the games, I guess. I was skeptical of the praise the sequels got.

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>>30638551
go to the Horni Thread, the cards are all there including Omega

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he...wants to gun everyone down...

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>>30638046
you can play the game in whichever way you want.

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>Axel feeling the urge to gun down brown people
Same mate, same

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I love this racist stream, he has no filter!

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>>30638590
first was really repetitive from what I remember
3 cities and 9 targets total, gathering intel and then going for the kill
same thing nine times
funny enough the most loved ac game is black flag which has the least assassin elements in it but fantastic naval combat

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>>30638400
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>30638418
>fan death
>uncle nowa was to gook all along

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Absolutely unhinged schizo villain who thinks hes the hero. This guy is something fierce

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Axel visibly restraining himself from going apeshit and killing people is a hilarious and scary mental image.